September 23rd, 2013

Bald Boris Update


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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Combing forward is a dead giveaway.

    If Tony Blair’s hairline recedes any further, he’ll be combing his arse :-)

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    comb over says:

    Hair today.
    Gone tomorrow.

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    Mick Smetaphor says:

    Oh dear. And they say the Daily Mail is catty

    Why not comment on what he looks like in a swimming costume?

    Oh no, Ed Balls has covered that ground

    What next?

    Cellulite spotting? Fashion fails? Good grief.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Ed Balls has the “what he looks like in a nazi uniform” covered as well :-)

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    National Socialism alive in Brighton says:

    Oh yeah- I’d forgotten Balls dressed as a Nazi.
    The day just gets better.

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    Biffothebear says:

    I wish he was just going……….

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    “Ship ahoy!” oops Concordia! Isn’t that ship going into Meltdown?

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    Toxic Labour scum trashed my Country says:

    Maybe but I wonder if he supports the muzzies killing and raping children in Nairobi.

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    As I said on the previous thread says:

    Boris crash upstages Labour crash.

    H/T to self

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    Inbred Eton Boy says:

    Bloody hell. He looks a dead ringer for Butch Dave when he sweeps his hair back

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    Gideon says:

    OK Geedes, so Borus wears a rug, so do a lot of men not willing to accept the advance of years, you can not fight it and win so why bother, little Willie Hague ain’t bothered and the little tinker lost his thatch many years ago. Could it be his rug is actually slipping in the high temperatures in the hall?

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    I may be wrong but I doubt it says:

    LIke father, like son!

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    Gavthechav says:

    I’m not entirely convinced (from my own experiences and discussions) that all women have the potential to have multiple orgasms

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    Bobby Charlton says:

    Guess where he got that idea?

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    Joke Over says:

    30 years ago.
    No, make that 50

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    Rusty says:

    Dogs are idiots

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    I may be wrong but I doubt it says:

    It’s all here. Trying to hide the evidence.

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    Jackson Tosh says:

    A cross between Butch Dave and Michael Heseltine.

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    I may be wrong but I doubt it says:

    Assad: Terrorists may attack chemical weapons inspectors and blame Damascus.

    Well that didn’t last long.

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    Run out of other people's money Balls says:

    Spare £350bn for a childcare bung for the middle classes, guv’nor?

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    I may be wrong but I doubt it says:

    Are you SchrotheCat by any chance?

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    Nads Dorries says:

    It happens to us all!

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    Ed Balls says:

    I have pledged to tax the bankers! {again}.
    So far abour’s tax on the banks is 453%.

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    Bill Quango MP -9 says:

    Hattie says business used to have loads of apprentices and they are just encouraging them to do so again.

    I can’t EVER remember apprentices in any great number. And I’m old enough to be of an age where I’d rather not say how old I am.

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    Bugger the cost of food says:

    Wot are Labour going to do about the cost of colds. On my 6th box @£2.49 box

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    Doctor Nine says:

    You have the condition know as Bat Head.
    Your hair becomes bat like. Just a thin fuzz. But on the plus side you find you like the taste of moths and wasps and mosquitoes.

    So..looking good for IACGMOH 2.

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    Ex Apprentice says:

    Hey, it only took 6 of us 4 years to make a ship.
    And then I ended up in Parliament.

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    Steve smith says:

    Cripes people might confuse me with little willie hague or ian duncan cough lummee!

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Now I get the Sound of Music jokes. Doh.

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    Grass does not grow on a busy street.


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    Ed Balls says:

    We are going to levy a charge on the banks to give a subsidy of £0.20p to each person who has a cold..lasting more than 3 days…who are not receiving a prescription for a cold, who earn no more than £150,000 per couple.

    And it will start in 2020.

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    Arthur Scargill says:

    Well I learned how to dig a hole, but never stopped digging.
    Taught this lot a thing or two.

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    Mick Jagger says:

    It does are a rolling stone


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    William Shakespeare says:

    There’s many a man has more hair than wit.

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    Labour are Splitting says:

    Has Miliband really muzzled Harman ?

    After her Woman’s hour interview earlier today, one cannot think why…

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    Lucius Annaeus Seneca says:

    I don’t consider myself bald, I’m just taller than my hair.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    What is with all the blogg pin numbers now?… escaped from Alcatraz.

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    Bugger the cost of food says:

    I’m only 95 so I’ll hold you to that.

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    Trees company says:

    I see Ed Balls has found a new money tree, is he going to do what Brown did repeat the same sh1t time and time again, can’t wait for him and the Liebour lunatics to get in, reckon they will have the country in flames within the year of them taking office, UKIP and loads of UKIP MPs is getting a lot closer.

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    Donald Trump, Scotland's Favourite Golf Resort Developer, says:

    Now, what’s wrong with Boris’s hair, I ask in all sincerity?

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Alas poor Boris, a man of infinite Clown!.

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    McBr!de arrives at conference, greeted by The Boss says:

    Godwin’s second rule of party conferences, busted.

  43. 43
    Raymond Chandler says:

    It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

  44. 44
    Human Rights Watch says:

    Afghan minicab driver tied up his pregnant mistress and aborted 19-week-old foetus using tablets he bought online

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    Martial says:

    There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

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    93 Bus says:

    Silly goldfish . Cats can’t swim.


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    Stop Press says:

    Ed Balls admits he is not a ‘clever’ dick…

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    Logan Pearsall Smith says:

    There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Marcus Valerius Martialis, on the subject of history’s 1st comb-over (AD86), Lol.

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    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I think they could make a stab at it if pushed, but tied up in a sack and weighted down with a house brick cramps their style.

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    Django says:

    I thought it made you go blind not bald?

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    Felicity says:

    What a rude person!.

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    Meanwhile, in a galaxy, far far to the left... says:

    Mumsnet have been all about Downton:

    Doesn’t Downton have a cock-horse problem ?

  54. 54
    Felicity says:

    Unless you can play by ear you also have to be able to read music, and have you noticed those two pedals next to your feet for controlling the volume?.

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    Master John says:

    Dirty boy.

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    Crypto Y*d Boris says:

    Bomb Syria for Eretz Israel!

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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    A good tweet. Worth the license fee.

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    JH4395093450923 says:

    Bloody hell, is that his way of admitting England once existed?

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    Dr Spong says:

    I think we need to increase the risperidone.

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    Sir William Waid says:

    His barnet has rubbed up and down too many headboards.

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    Meanwhile, in a galaxy, far far to the left... says:

    A very important point is raised.

    Attacking N’azi’s is highly discriminatory:

    One Nation…

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    Ippikin says:

    I wish I gave a flying fuck, but I don’t.

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    Ippikin says:

    Possibly not all women, but certainly in my considerable time spent trying – most!

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    MPJ says:

    Nah I lie on my back!

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    Ippikin says:

    Never heard that expression before – nuzzled yes, but not that!

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    Anonymous says:

    No fucking muzzies hiding in tents in them days.

    Fucking stinking murderous heathens.

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    Ippikin says:

    Not with your voracious appetite eye-ing up my arse.

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    tn02 says:

    Just goes to prove that he is severely feminine brained.

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    Bingo Wings says:

    Nazism is a branch of Socialism,

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    A festival of turd says:

    How’s your hair loss?

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    The mole on McBride's arse says:

    Draper/Miliband emails on the loose. Due to turn up in time for the big speech.

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    The All singing All dancing crap of the world will soon be upon us. says:

    Vote Labour and we will give you a free pound of mince along with a few rotten tomatoes for your troubles!

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    There are some females who have a tendency, in the height of passion, to pull a man’s hair as if it were the reins of a horse.

    I have no direct experience of this myself, you understand. I read it on the back of a Cornflakes packet…


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    tn02 says:

    Owen Jones is the ultimate far right libertarian. They are left wing shills. They are the J * ws ultimate useful idiots…hence the anti-n a * zi / national socialist rhetoric.

    Think Peter T a tchell (only if you really have to).

    Remember, the J * ws enlist all other useful minorites to act as useful idiots for their own cause. This is the original source of po litical cor r ectness. Politics is a dirty game and the cognitively enhanced amongst us (the cho s en o ne s) ones really are playing us for fools.

    Just who are the ones paying the price for their politics in the ME, Nairobi and Pa ki s t an -> Chri sti ans.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Ed? What is a policy announcement?

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    Pundit Too says:

    Hairdresser’s nightmare.
    Blunderbus! What bus blunder?

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Ed Balls never dressed in a Nazi uniform. Had he done so the BBC would have reported it.

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    The British media are cunts says:

    Once again we have Tom Bradby admitting on ITV news that he knew Brown was a twat and a bully, fucking Robinson at the BBC knew as well.

    So why did the media try to hide this from people by continually printing and spouting lies saying that Brown was really a nice guy?

    Remember when the woman from the bullying charity said that staff had complained about the behaviour of Brown and co in Downing street? Instead of supporting her, the media trashed her so badly she ended up resigning and the press made out she was a liar.

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    I’m a pretentious pompous twat of the highest order and full of shit to boot.
    Thank you and good night.


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    Ed Miliband says:

    102374 is an even number and so not a prime.

    I am Ed Miliband. I am as stupid as fuck. But even I know that much, Bob.

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    I used to be a neo-nazi then I realized I’d make a better living being a lying bastard.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    American spelling of realised. Not the cat. Plus no number.

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    Don’t mind if I do, one lump or two?


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    And you sir aren’t Ed Miliband either!


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    Ed Miliband says:

    Factors of 102485 include 5, 103, 199, 515, 995 and 20497.

    Bob aka Elsie Beattie aka Nurse Botha aka Ewa: For a mathematician, you make a good wanker.

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    Developing your theme says:

    Spineless lickspittle c unts at that.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    102499 is a prime, but not in the current sequence, as anyone but the monumental wanker which you are would realise.

    Time for your pills, Bob.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Bob is such a сunt. I thought that сunts were useful things. Bob is no fucking use whatsoever. Goodnight!

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    Anonymous says:


    They are called the establishment. They are paid handsomely to keep schtum.

    Remember the line “We are all in it together”, well that only applied to the select few. It was almost like a threat, “stay united and we will never fall”.

    Even McBride has now received his pay-off. He has been bought.

    Just remember, whenevr there is a coup / overthrow, it is the state broadcaster that gets sacked first and those that spouted the gov’t propaganda lies are trung up by piano wire first.

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    Cat, do something......... says:

    Cat, post 21 @ 5.04pm in the next-one-down (smearing).

    For Goodness sake, use your influence around here, and do something.

    A new low.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck me, Mc Bride’s tweets now are being spouted out like the proverbial loose cannon!

  93. 93

    Should I be using the same sequence, a different sequence or no sequence at all when I use a different name to post. The problem of using the same sequence is that it will be obvious that it is be behind both names (or at least it would be if anybody would play along with my game).
    I had hoped that nobody would make the connection between my typical pseudo-intellectual names and Ed Millibang (there is nothing pseudo-intellectual about him) but unfortunately I was wrong again.
    I have no started to sock puppet / sockpuppet (I bet that has confused you) myself, and then point it out using one of my other names. This is fun, and also makes it look as if there are others on this site who support me.
    What fun!


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    an animated giff says:

    Eire Eire, who loves you?
    Not the American Plastic Paddy who never went home for Christmas.
    You know, as I know, we the English and yourselves are intertwined, twinned in business and in culture. The misfortunes we have had were not between English stock and Irish stock but because of landlords who are not with us any more to spoil the day.
    Join with us, dismiss the Germans and the rest, they are no good for you, we are the same, remove yourself from the EU and negotiate a new family of the British Isles.. x

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    Souper Man says:

    Of course the Beggars bald, he’s had a Mr Whippy hair-do for the last 10 years!
    Here’s an early photo of him with his brother when he had a full head of hair:

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    Contrary to rumor, the above post was not written as me. I do use lots of names, but would not stoop so low as to use another name to big myself up.
    Those that think I do can go fuck themselves. I may be prepared to lie about my father (so sorry Dad, but I had no other option – please forgive me), but I would not sink that low.

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    Souper Man says:

    Another term for Stasi Annie

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    I will be pretending to be Ed Milliband in posts below. It is a very clever idea, and it you do not understand it then you are not very clever. You probably do not even understand my sequences.
    Fuck you all anyway. I don’t know why so many of you will not join in my very clever sequence game. It allows me to disown any stupid post that I make and later regret. :)

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    When I was 18 and had done well in my A levels so my parents paid me to go on holiday to Spain with 3 mates as their parents had promised them the same Now I was the only gay one of the four and very out n proud since 13 .
    As we were sitting by the pool I noticed this lad clearing the garden …real tight shorts n no top. He looked over and I smiled..he smiled back and stroked his crotch…I was advertising my status…smile if you’re gay top and rainbow flag tattoo.

    I thought what the fuck so went over to him and got chatting and got real close and run my hand over the inside of his tight arse. Not hear he said. Meet me later in shed at back of garden at 10pm. The rest of the day I was sporting a hard on but managed…just..not to show it. The time came and I made my way to the shed in just a pair of shorts n flip flops…rubbers in the pocked and a cock ring on looking forward to sum action. I walked into the shed and saw his naked body on the floor. I got beside him and we explored each others bodies…sniffing..licking…kissing and fondling our innermost places.

    He flip onto his stomach n spread his legs for me to rim. He groaned in moans of pleasure. Ii slid out a johnny…no take me raw he begged
    So I slipped my cock up his love tunnel holding him to the flow. Then I pumped away sending my seed deep in side. We spent the night in each others arms and the next morning I awoke to find him sucking my cock…we got into a 69 and boy did he give a real good bj.

    It was the first time in many a night. On the last night of the holiday he confessed that he was only 15 the son of the manager… but that did not stop us from spending one more night lost in my holiday romance.


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    Ed Miliband says:

    Whoops, still pretending, no one notice it’s the same me ? Ha ha !

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    Questions of our time says:

    The cartoon this morning was good, and understandable.

    But the bit that is still a mystery: Why was the guy’s back and a’rse covered in spunk ?

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Wow what a story, did you get any sweetcorn caught under your foreskin?

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    Troll me, Hurt me, Deeply says:

    Isn’t E’wa tied up in her monthly two day multi-culti vapor lock diversity training session ?


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    Useless Ed Miliband says:

    I shall be taking a great deal more care in my captaincy of The Good Ship Labour.

    Hard left bosun, just ignore that iceberg we’ll barge it out of the way! Mr Balls, Mr Burnham, Mr Cooper and Mr Harman – rearrange those deckchairs! This is going to be a cruise nobody is going to forget…

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Worth watching… :-D

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    He liked corn on the cob so what could I do?


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    Anonymous says:

    We will have jab tax

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    Leslie Phillips says:

    Left hand down a bit. Lumme, Ed’s hit the rocks!

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    Fishy says:

    Is that Polly Toynbee you’re talking about Debs?

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    it is not spunk it is the tears of angels that such a fetid example of cartooning should be so prominently displayed.

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    Nick Griffin says:

    OMG it’s a fucking nazi storm trooper!

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    Sheig Heil !! says:

    Even is missus there in the background has a look of FFS ed don’t be a dick all your life

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    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    I think a policy announcement might be where we announce we have no policies or something like that. In that vein, I wish your chum Len McCluskey would hurry up and decide what we think. I’m tired of not knowing what I think.

    I used to like Think of a Number with Johnny Ball. My favourite number is eleventeen!

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    Fishy says:

    All of these journo’s telling us for years what a principled man Brown was.

    And now they’re at it again, telling us that Ed Hammer and Sickleband is a nice man. This is the creature that knifed his brother.

    PS: Where’s that picture of him giving Cameron the death stare?

    Nice men indeed.

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    Mr Rotivator says:

    Muzzled – device to stop a dog biting. Probably wise.

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    Alec Smart says:

    Or unless you are playing Ravel’s Piano Concerto for the Left Hand, written for a pianist who had lost his right arm in WW1.

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    Bob Fleming says:

    Is that you Nell?

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    Tight Lipped says:

    He’s talking about her fanny!

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    Anonymous says:

    Always remember it was the people now at the top f Labour that supported him as PM. Just remember that as you pickup that stubby pencil and hover it over the tick box for these lying twats.
    The man is a disgrace is an understatement. He purposely fucked the country as he left power and inflicted as much damage as he could. Evil does not sum it up and I want to know why he can run round at the UN and not be in a court of law.
    The man, his supporters and labour are just fucking evil !!

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    Ippikin says:

    Funny, you were ogling a campsite bimbo’s tits not too long ago.

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    What’s with the false smiling of the labour MPs at their party conference?

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Surely CAT wouldn’t spell inside as in side.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    7 x 107 x 137. Get real.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Oh, I see that Guido’s numbers have gone as wrong as the sock-kitty’s. 125 is a reply to 118 (but who gives a dog’s fart?).

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    Labour watch says:

    Before you can leave a comment on the Labour uncut website you have to fill in some details. I did ok up until the 4th question that asked for the purposes of Anti-spam:
    “Which former Labour Prime Minister’s name rhymes with “bear”?

    Apparently Cnut is not the right answer

    As an aside don’t these morons know that the Question mark is placed inside the inverted commas. Guess they were educated under Labour governments.

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    I think you should stop ganging up on S-cat he is only a minor silly twat and means well I think.

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    One aspect I do not get in all this is the excuse given by many involved that they considered Brown to be such a good leader deserving of such deep loyalty.

    Am beginning to suspect that perhaps some are just taking the p!ss.

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    Ctesibius says:

    Anyone got the video outside the Telegraph paywall? I could do with a laugh.

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    Brown death stare says:

    Gordon Brown’s death ray super stare is likely to intensify after Alastair Darling’s revelations this week

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    Ed Miliband says:

    Mr McCluskey, you said I could see my conference speech before I give it. Mr Balls keeps telling me to go away and make coffee. When can I read the speech?

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    Anonymous says:

    Or “hear”. Probably envious of those that did get A levels. Sad person.

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    If you were God ( just saying) and you wanted to spread the word (life) everywhere then what better plan than to have some crazy orbiting lumps of stuff and put life on those ?

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    Tony Blair says:

    I’d love to put in an appearance at conference but I only spend about 4 days a year in the UK to avoid taxes. And it’s also because I really don’t like the UK. Have you seen how many bloody muslims there are here? Anyway, have fun at conference. I’m sunning myself on my 17th holiday this year.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck me, What is up with Newsnight.

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    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if Nick Robinson is proud of himself for covering up for Brown’s mental lunacy and violence for years?

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    infantile purile humour can be funny when you are 8 I suppose.

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    infantile, purile humour can be funny when you are 8, I suppose

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    Anonymous says:

    He was the promise for many people who disliked Blair. Blair, with the promise of Brown, made sure that Blair was elected.

    His imaged was hyped deliberately, and has stuck with many people, as they will not believe they were brainwashed. Imagine all those people in life that suffer from bad partners. They all stay with them even after the proof has been punched into them. They can not admit they were wrong. It is the same with politicians.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    At last – a real policy I can put on my piece of paper. And what a corker it is..listen to this.

    Labour will have lots of really, really, progressive policies….in 2020.

    Brilliant – I’m off to bed to have a good wonk over that.

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    Prick Nobinson says:

    Quite proud, yes. Why do you ask?

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    spellcheckler and Koch says:


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    Shlomo Fatpiggybankowitz says:

    Oy Vey!And Iran!

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    Anonymous says:

    I Would laugh my cock off if the Coalition (well, more likely Dave) were to announce the scrapping of HS2.

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    FTFoff says:

    Well he does believe that the chosen race must rule over other people’s land and needs more Lebensraum.

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    I totally get the factional divide which existed within the party, but there are two things that do not make sense.

    i) Brown was clearly unstable and had absolutely zero charisma. How did people get taken in by that ?

    ii) Despite Brown’s apparent wariness on matters EU, why did he sign Lisbon ?

    The election should have been called in 2007.

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    FTFoff says:

    Nazism is parallel with Zionism.

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Newnight + Damian McBride:

    My take on this is that Damian is giving some very good advice that should be heeded by all:

    It is time for politics to become honestly dishonest, and abandon the pattern which he inherited and developed, where politics became dishonestly dishonest.

    Rachel Reeves saying that she believes Miliband is a viable PM just sounds incredible.

    They could only find 2 people in the small audience willing to put their hands up to say they felt Miliband could be PM.

    Looks like Pax0 is getting round to asking the million $ question:

    Do you think politicians are speaking to the people, or are just speaking at the people ?

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    Emetically yours says:

    Vomit-fest on Newsnight as Paxman gets his nose up Labour’s arse and the BBC pack the audience with lefties in disguise.

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    Anonymous says:

    “200,000 a year” That is new homes.

    We only have 18,000,000 families. So that is 1% increase every year.

    Covering 40km2 per year.

    In a 5 year parliament we would have to make room for an area of houses the size of Sheffield and its Metropolitan Borough.

    Can some one lookup the word “sustainable”. That does not come close to its definition.

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    Mr Rotivator says:

    Just seen Miliband’s pledge to reduce corporation tax for small businesses as an election promise. Guess who put up small business corporation tax from a marginal rate ranging from from 0-19% to to a blanket tax of 22% and bankrupted a load of start-ups. Yes Gordon didn’t realise that their meagre reduction in big business tax would not send businesses abroad which accounts of almost exactly 50% of revenue. At least the conservatives have actually REDUCED the tax percentage for small companies since they came into government.

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    Being Anti-Baldy is Racist says:

    i used to use a separate shampoo and conditioner, but now im bald i just polish and go

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    Fabians ARE EVIL says:

    Stalin, Mao, Brown – That is the problem with big socialist government the real nasty bastards surround themselves with their clique and bully themselves to the top.

    And what do the bastards do when they get to the top of their particular dung heap? they bully, intimidate, and secure their position by way of their placemen. They set about fixing the system to ensure their ‘tribe’ stays in power.

    Brown did this and unleashed a social hell upon the good people of the UK – I hope the devil has a particularly nasty corner of hell set aside for Blair, Brown and those mindless blair babes who were flattered into helping to wreck the UK.

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    Casual Observer 3 says:

    I swear that the people who are speaking on Newsnight, post McBride, talking him up, are trying to use NLP technique to implant the idea that Miliband is a credible potential leader.

  159. 159
    Fishy says:

    I thought I was promised an audience of Middle Englanders….then one talking of Labour, talks about, ‘Us’.

  160. 160
    Post hoc says:

    if I’d just heard Balls talking about what he would do if in power again (cue; spend, spend spend), I’d be tearing my hair out at the thought of another £1.3 trillion, yes trillion, added to the national debt!!!!!!!!!

    It’s a miracle anyone has any hair left, never mind Boris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    i) Brown was not real. The one that the voters longed for, did not exist.

    ii) Brown was not real. His actions were not his. Hence the frustration.

    I was away all the Blair and most of the Brown years. I did not watch the propaganda. We never saw the TV. To return to the UK was like some low budget Hollywood horror movie where all the people were possessed. Only after the first crisis did we believe there was any hope. But even now we can not see how any electorate can believe a single word of any of the main three parties. Yet they still do.

    If I could do one thing I would force every person in this country to listen to how they are talked about as being stupid by the rest of the world. That embarrassment might, just might, trigger some doubt in their minds. The UK people are ridiculed.

    Our standard phase each night after reading the online papers is: “Nothing has changed, it is still broken”

  162. 162
    David Cameron's new pet dog: Spunker ! says:

    ** parp ** Woof !

  163. 163
    Ian Katz says:

    I completely retract my earlier comments about Rachel Reeves.

    She turns out to be a bloody sight worse than my twittered assessment.

  164. 164
    Tachybaptus says:

    Thank your for your communication, which is much appreciated. We shall be sending one of outreach officers to your premises in the near future.

  165. 165
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Have a similar gap, for similar reasons.

    What you say about how those without regarded the UK and all this going on: Yes – I can concur.

    The politicians can never be trusted completely, but what happened in the UK was extreme.

    I never had the experience of meeting anyone before, around the time and since who expressed a desire for Brown. I did know of many people at the time who were wondering what was going on with the election which did not arrive until 2010.

    At present, it still is very broken.

  166. 166
    Gordon Brown, headbutting a jerry rigged voodoo doll of Damian McBride says:

    ** pound ** ** pound ** You what ? Prudence ! ** pound ** ….

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    Even an overdose of LSD wouldn’t convince anyone Miliband is a credible potential leader.

  168. 168
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    I’ll let you know if I ever get to be 81.

  169. 169
    south of the M4 says:

    I would laugh anything off if Dave said anything of consequence at all. Wavy Davy has never been, or ever will be the person this country needs.

  170. 170
    BBC says:

    You must not call them terrorists. The approved description for Islamist murderers of civilians is ‘Militants’, which makes them seem more respectable. See our current coverage of the Kenya mall for proper usage.

  171. 171

    And in Blackpool

  172. 172
    Fishy says:


  173. 173
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To CO3 10:29 and comments Anon 10:53, CO3 11:03, Anon 11:23, CO3 11:33

    “Power corrupts and absolute [And unchecked < the key] power corrupts absolutely".

    Blair 'AND' Brown and their individual henchmen and other 'ignorant' cohorts (including many members of the legal fraternity) are equally culpable and guilty of multitudes of crimes against not only the British Public but against humanity world wide.

  174. 174
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Labour are simply not in a credible state to be entrusted with the responsibility of governance. Over the next 18 months this will be recognized by more of the electorate.

    They need a further term out in order to clear out the people who were involved with in the damage that was done to government under them.

    Top down, the road to recovery:

    i) Falkirk report : Needs to be published, and the issue of seat selection etc. needs to be resolved
    ii) Dealing with those in the Labour government who were involved in the L’IBOR scandal.
    iii) Dealing with those in the Labour government who were involved in the NHS killings.
    iv) Chilcot report and possible prosecution of Blair et al. for !raq.
    v) Define properly their relationship with the unions in the eye of the public.

    The problem we can see at present is that they have not moved on at all from the Blair / Brown days. This was demonstrated today by Campbell / Whelan coming out of the woodwork, and the recent attempts by Blair himself to get back into UK public life.

    Until they can deliver a coherent policy or statement directly and honestly without ‘spinning’ or doing some sort of covert briefing they are stuffed. It is evident at present that these habits are very much still alive, and Miliband has been lying through his teeth about the change.

    Methinks the general public are wise to this style of propaganda, broadly and rightly perceive it as essentially dishonest.

    What Labour need to realize is that they are done for 2015, irrespective of what the polls may suggest, and the sooner they redefine the way they project their image the sooner they will be able to start rebuilding public trust.

    When the penny drops among the broader populace that Miliband attempted to cover up some of what McBride is now revealing through the Leves0n inquiry, then I suspect the real break from Labour will be seen.

    It is only a matter of time before many start to make that connection.

    This of course is in parallel to what else is likely to emerge over the next few weeks. Ironically, McBride is likely to perform a coup de grace on Ba!!s and Miliband, and as seen tonight, will spin it to be an act of confession and one that he does in the best interests of the party itself.

    Disclosure: I am not a Labour supporter.

  175. 175

    You mean he kicked her up the snatch ?

  176. 176
    Fishy says:

    Did McBride just ever so slightly finger Balls on Labour’s Newsnight tonight?

    I had one ear on the radio, but think that he said when he last saw him, it was at a football match and Balls was off to see BBC Peston who he had a closer relationship with….then there was a telling smirk (I might have misheard).

    That got me wondering if it was Gordon who sent Balls off to give Peston his Northern Rock and Bradford and Bingley scoops…and cause a run on the bank and all hell to be let loose in the banking sector.

    Gordon was ready for any trouble, though. As we now know, he had a plan to save the day by calling out the troops (then save the world)

    A case of Munchausen’s, I reckon

    Go one Guido. Dig, dig, dig.

  177. 177

    I also remember some left wing jurno tart describing him as having “a towering intellect”.

  178. 178
    People's Republic says:


    Just stop calling us ‘Éire’. We fucking hate that!

  179. 179
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    @BW: Power does corrupt, but the notion that the landslide majority Labour got in 1997 was responsible for this doesn’t stack up for me. Something shifted fundamentally in the mid to early 90s.

    This destructive style is simply not ‘English’.

    When reading through the McBride stuff + archives of what happened in the Brown administration, and knowing that this was building from the moment Blair got in (to be fair, it is possible to trace this approach back to the nobbling of the Hamiltons and some of what was going on in Major’s cabinet…) am reminded of this advert:

    The same corruption of values portrayed in that ad is what took hold in UK politics, and of course the f!nancial serv!ces industry.

    Why is was not recognized as being self-destructive and brought into check is a good question.

    McBride just took this hyperbolic.

    Ironically one should ignore his contrition as he is simply interested in $, and knows that he cannot change the frame of reference by which others rightly will judge him.

    Judging him by that frame of reference there is zero room for absolution – but it is nice of him to let us know. That is the Britain which Labour created, and that Britain will be permanently damned if Labour are brought back in to office any time soon.

  180. 180
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Yes, he did.

    And he also bumped into Miliband in a park, until Pax0 quickly steered him away.

    Allegra Stratton finally getting her just deserts.

    Friday: Asked if her mother ever called her a slut by Godfrey Bloom
    Monday: Obviously uncomfortable sitting across from McBride

    What next… ;-)

  181. 181
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    And Cathy Newman also said on C4 news that she was going to be checking through some of her old texts from McBride, whatever that means…. :-D

  182. 182
  183. 183
    Blowing Whistles says:

    CO3 – your last few words are indicative “… speaking at the people ?”

    They always ‘say’ [the trick] that they are ‘LISTENING to the people” – however part of the trick is that they have ‘no intention whatsoever’ of doing or implementing what the vast majority of people ‘demand of them’ – they are beholden to their paymasters, their dupers – The idiot fools that they are.

  184. 184
    The Flying Spaghetti Machine says:

    As requested:

    Enjoy :-D

  185. 185
    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    One may compare anything with anything, Owen, you thick twat.
    Do you mean “equate to”?

  186. 186
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    They listen to the people in order to find out how they can spin their real message with the aim of engineering acceptance.

    This is why debate does not exist, and why democracy is particularly weak at present.

    Denial of debate was a big feature of the Labour regime from 1997 to 2010, and seeing as UKIP and certain other parties are excluded from the pre-election TV debates, very much explicitly a feature of the current coalition government.

    It is a responsibility of the people to force this status quo to change. The easiest way to do that is by engaging in debate. If the current politicians do not wish to engage, then perhaps time to find some new ones.

    UKIP had the right idea at their conference.

  187. 187
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To CO3 at 12:32

    Your points noted. I have also noted every word spoken to and from McBride on Newsnight tonight.

    Note to the legal fraternity – The words spoken re: just above are all now of ‘Public Controversy’ – the whole McBride controversy has all been of ‘Public Controversy’ since Friday.

    The legal fraternity have and use a red bound book on criminality which they use day in day out to do business. [my use of the word of the titled book has been frowned upon hitherto hence mud beating] bold.

    It’s in their very own red bible – and the public controversy Re: McBride and his acceptance of offers publicly [on Newsnight] and invitations for police investigations Re: Criminal Offences will be followed up.

    The exclusive will be given here freely – because the likes of Peston and his friends actually telling the truth are fucking ZERO.

  188. 188
    spellcheckler and Koch says:

    do you think Americans might have gone insane ?
    The pressure must be enormous taking on all that responsibility ?
    Chill bros, feel the love,
    how can we help you get through this psychological trauma ?
    we are here to help

  189. 189
    Blowing Whistles says:

    CO3 – do not forget or discount of the 3 main parties who wish to preserve their monied ‘status quo’ – that their cohorts throughout the msm ALSO have a ‘vested financial interest’ in preserving their ‘busted credibility’ for their years / decades of promoting the political b/s / spin and waffle that has been fed.

    It’s the Cognitive Dissonance that the press dare not speak of that they suffer from too.

  190. 190
    spellcheckler and Koch says:

    this may have been addressed to my alter ego Dr Strangelove as he is the only person to mention O levels today but I’m really non the wiser what Annoyingmoose’s sentence is supposed to communicate

  191. 191
    Blowing Whistles says:

    This country and its people are not fucked – its political pygmies and legal shysters and the legion of politically corrected nut-jobs / hangers on are however fucked.

    Burn an EU flag – make yourself feel proud to do it.

  192. 192
    Blowing Whistles says:

    just a little aside comment ‘cos I just been muddded …

    I seem to remember that Stalin made many pledges to build railways HiS plans 2 came to be follies to bluff his people.

  193. 193
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    The politicization of the media, which is quite pronounced in the UK, is a very real problem.

    The media should be broadly impartial, and it is quite clear that this is not the case in the UK.

    I believe (apologies for the phrase…) that credibility was lost some time back.

    What the UK press dare not report on is that they no longer shape public opinion. The three main political parties are, one suspects, aware of that.

    The media and the parties only solution to date has been to attack and attempt to discredit competition. (Alternative media / net, and newcomer political parties). That strategy has failed.

    They are now moving to plan B which is to attempt to re-connect with the people. This is unlikely to be successful as most peoples perception is still poisoned.

    It would take a few years and a roll back to core traditional British cultural values to correct this. This is not possible whilst the UK is still part of the EU Federal Program, and whilst society is still being modified through mass immigration.

  194. 194
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    Stalin’s 5 year plans of industrial and agricultural improvement generally failed as the state machinery was not able to get necessary capital working properly. He then lied about the failure, painted all as success, whilst his people starved.

    HS-2 is to do with EU dictat.

  195. 195
    Casual Observer 3 says:

    The beauty of the politically motivated police investigation which Labour has called for is that McBride is likely clean as a whistle.

    He will be smart enough to have something put to one side in the event of a frame up.

    Of more interest may be who leaked the emails which led to his downfall. That individual(s?) likely has broken many laws.

    McBride has been careful to point out that all documents he leaked / released were either not classified, re-written completely, and electronic material was sourced from public departmental mailboxes which were open: He would have selected communications which were marked non-confidential also (these common mailboxes are in part set up for controlling information flow to the media…)

    McBride is no fool and would assist with any police investigation fully, as he knows that once started, that investigation will likely finish off the people who toppled him.

    He will be fully aware of the public controversy detail you draw attention to.

    Revenge is a dish best served cold: Who was it (and is it) exactly who called for the police investigation in the first place ? :-)

  196. 196

    Fuck off. It is not funny.


  197. 197

    Shit stabber

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    My dad was the Chief Rabbi of India, and turned down being the Aga Khan!

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    Not even close. You need to do much better than that to beat me.

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    I am not anybodies fag. You can all go fuck yourselves.

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  201. 201
    Ed Miliband says:

    102539 is a prime, was in my sequence, but was used as long ago as Sunday September 22, 2013 at 10:29 pm:

    So Bob of Pinner who posts as Elsie Beattie, Ewa and Nurse Botha; plus sockpuppeting all the regulars here; has made it his life’s mission to slip inside my character, much as his story here attempts to project his homosexual self into my life. In my day, the word gay had a nicer, friendlier and certainly more fragrant meaning. The annexation of the rainbow to emphasise homosexuality was perpetrated by San Francisco artist Gilbert Baker in 1978, another corruption of something beautiful into something bestial.

    …rubbers in my pocked, and other slipshod writing is also a Bob hallmark.

    Bob did have a girlfriend called Sue, whom he took on holiday to Italy. She left him and one may only wonder why.

    Carry on Bob, misuse Schrödinger’s cat as much as you like. You will never get even remotely close however hard you should try.

  202. 202
    Ed Miliband says:

    Another pathetic attempt by Bob. Can’t even be arsed to explain why this is not a prime.

  203. 203
    Ed Miliband says:


  204. 204


    Democracy has all but disappeared. Elective dictatorship or oligarchy is now the norm in the west.

    FDR complained about something similar in his day but the situation has become far more acute now. The political parties barely bother to make any pretence.

    Those in power have, as their sole objective, management of the perception. Perception is the new reality.

    Strip the veneer away and there is now nothing underneath. The people largely do not care any more.

    We witness this everywhere, in our daily lives, in the media, in politics, even upon these very pages.

    During the time men live without a common Power to keep them all in awe, they are in a condition which is called Warre; and such a warre, as is of every man, against every man. In such condition, there is no place for industry . . . no Culture of the Earth; no Navigation; no commodious Building; no instruments of moving; no Knowledge of the face of the Earth; no account of Time; no Arts; no Letters; no Society; and which is worst of all, continuall feare, and danger of violent death; And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.

    Thomas Hobbes – Leviathan

  205. 205
    Keep yer hat on says:

    This blonde lady deserves all our support.

  206. 206
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


  207. 207
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Has anyone had a look in Schrodinger’s grave to see if he’s in there?

  208. 208
    Owin Jones says:

    Has anyone had a look in Schrodinger’s grave to see if he’s in there?

  209. 209
    Cock Watch says:

    What an utter cock you are.

  210. 210
    Ed Miliband says:

    Damian McBride? Hmm. Rings a bell. Ah yes – he’s the new Doctor Who, isn’t he? :-D

    Michael Deacon – Telegraph

  211. 211
    They know it too says:

    When you are importing 500,000+ migrants a year, nothing is remotely sustainable.

  212. 212
    He's da nut and he never left says:

    Hiya TwAT, you still off your medicine, l’d like your blog but for some reason I can’t find it?.

  213. 213
    Ed Miliband says:

    I shall definitely be voting UKIP in the Euro elections next year.

    Will reserve judgement for 2015.

  214. 214
    JH4395093450923 says:

    Ah, there’s the man who had a book written for him about Courage.

    Brave McRuin ran away.
    Bravely ran away, away!
    When danger reared its ugly head,
    He bravely turned his tail and fled.
    Yes, brave McRuin turned about
    And gallantly he chickened out.
    Bravely taking to his feet
    He beat a very brave retreat,
    Bravest of the brave, McRuin!

    He is packing it in and packing it up
    And sneaking away and buggering up
    And chickening out and pissing off home,
    Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge…

  215. 215
    JH4395093450923 says:

    That man was Prime Minister of this country.

    P.R.I.M.E. M.I.N.I.S.T.E.R.

    He had more influence over our collective life chances than anyone over the last 25 years.

    He’ll never feel ashamed – the wiring is not there – but anyone who voted Labour should.

  216. 216
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    The pianist being Wittgenstein – but not the Tractatus guy, his bro.

  217. 217
    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    I noted what McBride said about Robert Peston.
    Will await with interest for Peston to explain the
    comment on the BBC today…

  218. 218
    Village Idiot says:

    …..ooooooo….aaaahh….urgh!!!!….Mindbleach,mindbleach,mindbleach,,oh no…get outa my head!…Oh Fuck,it won’t go away, urhhhh!..Please ,no more, I am a married man whose led a sheltered life!!!!!!!!!!!

  219. 219
    Yvette says:

    I like a man in uniform.

  220. 220
    Robert Peston says:

    Ed Balls is an economic genius.

  221. 221
    Human Rights campaigners says:

    We are intensely relaxed about Muslims treating women in this way.
    Covering them in sheets, denying them an education,jobs,being able to
    drive,free association,marrying who they choose,divorcing.
    Oh- and and mutilating their genitals.
    It’s their religion so we just let them carry on.

  222. 222
    well there's a surprise says:

    The thing about running a successful economy is
    you have to have a brain.

  223. 223
    Dreaming just dreaming says:

    Still like to know why Whelan and the other piece of crap have popped up out of the sewer when the Liebour lies show is on, is this the start of a Bliar takeover by screwing red ED and vile Balls chance of 2015 or is it just a “coincidence”, HS2 is an EU dream so it will carry on so why has Balls pretended he will cut this, the conniving these politicians and media get up to is past the pail, I presume one day we will get some honest politicians or i that a dream.

  224. 224
    Anonymous says:

    Left-wing ‘celebrity’ barrister Michael Mansfield QC firm sunk by ‘devastating’ legal aid cuts

    Read more:

    Shame. Not. Made millions from taxpayers’ money defending scrotes and other sundry.

  225. 225
    well there's a surprise says:

    But the best thing to remember if Miliband and Balls
    were his lieutenants.

  226. 226
    Trust not Liebour says:

    Well it came from out of the mouth of the innocent, so does the country get an explanation from the bBBC or is it shoved under the carpet mouldering, because it will surface again.

  227. 227
    Gideon says:

    Puss Cat he is just trying to wind you up, if you read the false http line you can tell from his name what he is called.

  228. 228
    Village Idiot says:

    …Since Wars begin in the minds of men,it is in the minds of men that the defences of Peace must be constructed! 1946 U.N

  229. 229
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Looking at a recent graph about the growth of debt in this country,it seems to coincide with two major events of the last 30-40years. Signing up to Europe and mass immigration..Is there a connection?……..and where is the proof that “We have benefitted from immigration?” …The figures do not support that soundbite!

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    You sad fucker, do you really keep a record of all your posts?
    Get a fucking life!

  231. 231
    That's enough Eds, Ed! says:

    Wrong arm there, squire!

  232. 232
    That's enough Eds, Ed! says:

    Roll on!

  233. 233
    That's enough Eds, Ed! says:

    + several million!

  234. 234
    That's enough Eds, Ed! says:

    There is something very, very rotten in the Establishment from the top (?) down and I include the Civil Service, the Judiciary, the Met, the Banks, and not least – and here I differ with CO3 – every government since Wilson! I’m not sure if Thatcher helped or hindered, but I fear that it doesn’t look at all good.

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