September 19th, 2013

PM: 9 Journalists Stopped By Police at Tory Away Day

According to Tory MPs in the room, the Prime Minister just told them that nine journalists have been “stopped” by the police for trying to infiltrate their away day conference. The PM said:

“I don’t know if they were tasered”

The news was met with a resounding cheer. They have been warned to be careful who they speak to in bars and restaurants. There is an unconfirmed rumour doing the rounds that some of the journalists have been nicked. Developing…


  1. 1
    John Page says:

    What law are they supposed to have broken?

  2. 2
    Oy Vey says:

    Can’t have that exclusive with HELLO spoilt

  3. 3
    Plod says:

    Give you a mo and we’ll think of one – oh and you’re nicked too.

  4. 4
    The Neopolitan Police says:

    They may have said the Pleb word.
    Even if they haven’t ..we’ll just say they did.

  5. 5
    Mr Peabody says:

    Welcome to the New World Order.

  6. 6
    Gutter press says:

    Waiting for a an upskirt of Nadine Dorries..Not sure she’s invited..Might have to get a Claire Perry instead.

  7. 7
    Dweeb says:

    If any of them was from the Mail I’d be delighted. Bloody rag is at it again today, trying to make out that Brian May is too mean to pay for the Patrick Moore astro-museum he’d planned.

    May looked after the old boy like his own father and is obviously up against logistical problems with the museum, which was to be sited in Moore’s old house. But no, the Mail as usual is trying to whip up hate and anger.

    At least the Mail readers haven’t fallen for it this time and are sticking up for the virtuoso guitarist in the greatest rock band of all time.

  8. 8
    A reader not much bothered says:

    Journalists who need a good tasering.

    1. Them ones that write shite in the Independent and are each about 6 years old.
    2. That wassis name – Mirror bloke, toilets someone.
    3. Nick Robinson -obviously.
    4. The C4 one ..not Snow..the other one.
    5. That really dopey old bird on Sky..forget her name..
    6. The Guardian shrieker. The ugly potty one..
    7. Mad Mel from the Mail- just coz she’d enjoy it.
    8. I dunno..The posh one on radio 4..

  9. 9
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Three types of filth in one place, dear? Too good an opportunity to miss, I’d say. We should all pile down there and drink copious quantities sherry whilst rediscovering our powers of Citizens Arrest, and that.

  10. 10
    Pt says:

    And these same journalists call David Cameron arrogant. Who elected them to gate rash a private event they are loathsome and if they were cocker spaniels I wouldn’t breed from them!

  11. 11
    I'm No Mug Merkel says:

    Aren’t these politicians the same ones who say “if you’ve done nowt wrong you’ve nothing to fear. So what are they hiding and why are the cops working as doorman??

  12. 12
    Bob Ambridge says:

    Yeah. When I get out, I’d be interested to know what the laws are concerning free speech etc.

  13. 13
    Gog says:

    The reporters or the MPs?

  14. 14
    Guido Fawkes says:

    We preach it but don’t allow it, Bob. Meanwhile, the topic is “PM: 9 Journalists Stopped By Police at Tory Away Day.”
    Post on-topic, if you like.

  15. 15
    Cameron, whoresman (sP) says:

    Not Rebeckah, surely?

  16. 16
    Tin-Tin says:

    Not disparaging May’s sentiments but I always though of Queen as a comedy novelty act.

  17. 17
    Tachybaptus says:

    It would be a good idea to fit tasers to all politicians, coupled to lie detectors.

  18. 18
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Nobody’s missing your crappy tweets, dear.

  19. 19

    You’re nicked, Bob from Pinner, for using ladies lavatories whilst in possession of an offensive weapon and multiple similar offences.

    Elsie Beattie pfft!

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Why not Jon Snow?

  21. 21

    You will probably go down before I do.


  22. 22
    VINCE (can anybody else smell shit ?) CABLE says:

    ” They have been warned to be careful who they speak to in bars and restaurants.”

    The press should use the old trusted method , where MP’s are concerned !
    Offer them some fresh young male arse , they will tell you everything you want to know

  23. 23
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I doubt it, dear. Unlike you, I don’t crave the attention and haven’t accidentally left photographs of myself all over the interweb.

  24. 24
    V1le disgusting toxic Labour trashed my Country says:

    They probably accused the police of owning a gay car, that would be enough to be arrested.

  25. 25
    Jim says:

    Away Days can be very Personal. Get in there with a hidden camera and mike and you are in for big money. The Victim in this case is only a Politician so normal decency is not a problem?

  26. 26
    The Foreign Secretary says:

    Works for me.

  27. 27
    listen up, old bag says:

    That isn’t, the infamous, Bob Holborn you’re talking to.

    Bald Steve has moderation rights on this blog and misuses those ‘powers’ to create phoney links to other, superior, websites.

    If Old Holborn knew what was going on, he’d probably punch Steve’s lights out.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    “Warned to be careful”

    Why would anyone, with good policies and honest intentions, be warned about being overheard. Sounds like there is a known gap between the reality and the message.

    A leader with a doubt about his people would not warn them. They would want those off message, and therefore only acting, to speak out and be recognised.

    Are the cracks beginning to show in the crumbling edifice of party politics.

  29. 29
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    No. You are wrong, dear. Weblogging is such a minority, narcissistic, interest that the poor retards are happy to allow anything that may improve their traffic.

  30. 30
    Glyn H says:

    Is that the same May who pontificates about badgers, whilst obviously knowing nothing about land and stock management and vermin control?

  31. 31
    God says:

    The elite law, though shall not see what we are doing.

  32. 32
    Popped Corn says:

    Get the popcorn in for tonight’s Question Time. It’s going to be pure lulz. Ken Clarke, Harriet Dromey, Shirley Williams, Laurie Penny and Anthony Worrall Thompson The Tesco Shoplifter.

  33. 33

    I am loving this story.


  34. 34
    BoJo says:

    Is teresa may his mother?.

  35. 35
    Sally BareCow says:

    My crack is often on show.
    That’s the trouble with going knicker less in a mini skirt.

  36. 36
    BBC Question Time producer says:

    Just check panel for political balance..

    Wet left
    Hard left
    Wet left
    Hard left

    Looks good to me!

  37. 37
    Anthony Worrall Thompson says:

    I’m a chef, thank you!

  38. 38
    Starter for 10 says:


    1. Little Owen and little Laurie
    2.Kevin Maguire
    3.rick Nobinson
    4. Faisal Islam?
    5. Kay Burley
    6. Yasmin ?
    7. Melanie Philips
    8. Tough one. They are all posh on radio 4 , aren’t they?

  39. 39
    Politics Nigerian Style says:

  40. 40
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Will Penny, Harman and Williams say anything about the recent trials from Rochdale, or will it be brushed aside because of cultural differences, or just cut from transmission?

  41. 41
    DC says:

    TV Schedule UK 2030.

    9.00am Recap of the weeks events (Imams Speeches)
    12.00am Review of the weeks stoneings and hand removals
    2.00 pm Payers
    4.00 pm Burka review (Who did or didnt)
    6.00 pm How to commit adultry (pedo is allowed)
    9.00 pm Wife selection for the evening ( children are OK)
    12.00pm Wash a shave body fot the next day of fun.

  42. 42
    Starter for 10 says:

    Yeah..mate..Whatever…just give us a Big Mac large meal and a curlywurly mcflurry

  43. 43
    BoJo says:

    I would’nt breed in front of them.

  44. 44
    Maq­boul says:

    Queen … the greatest rock band of all time.


    Oh, ff ffercryinoutloud.

  45. 45
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    So Dave is it now officially a Police State?

  46. 46
    Maq­boul says:

    He said “journalists”.

  47. 47
    Ed Moribund says:

    Can someone please tell me how I load the photocopier.

  48. 48
    George Galloway says:

    Oh FFS you know we cant speak about enrichment even if its covered in shit.

    Muzzies are us!.

  49. 49
    President Bongo Bongo says:

    Democrazy in action.

  50. 50
    SFG says:

    Breaking and Entering etc

  51. 51
    Lord Hesiltine says:


  52. 52
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Arresting journalists under these circumstances is never a good sign.

  53. 53
    Just askin says:

    Which London borough is that?

  54. 54
    Alan Turing says:

    103913 is a prime but not in any sequence I have seen here. This appears to be a sockpuppet who is saying nothing but trying to get a handle on SC’s series. If he persists for long enough, he will surely get there (monkeys and typewriters) but, if SC is switched on enough, he will have changed the sequence well in advance.

    This hormonal treatment is killing me…

  55. 55
    Munchkin Doughnuts says:

    Can’t you two get a room?

  56. 56
    Bob The Knob says:

    C4 News currently putting the “racist and fascist” boot into Farage based on his, erm, schooldays.

    They’re interviewing a bearded ex teacher from Dulwich College who looks like a Guardian reader.

  57. 57
    Billie Botty says:

    I doesn’t solicit much on here, does I Guido? my blog stands on its own two feet and thats why nobody reads it .

  58. 58
    Don't mess abhat says:

    Christian B&B Owners Who Refused Gay Couple, Forced To Sell Hotel

    So the shit stabbing arse fuckers win again, soon it will be compulsory.

  59. 59
    Josh Shin says:

    Well tonight is moosie free so there. We are majoring on Nigel as a young na zi and free lunches in Selfridges if you`re `ard enuff.

  60. 60
    Josh Shin says:

    on Channel 4 news that is!

  61. 61
    Josh Shin says:

    is it the same May who did Qatada?

  62. 62
    Village Idiot says:

    …….More of a “Stones'” man myself!

  63. 63
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Or perhaps even this:

    Doesn’t take much to figure out whats going on.

    Now how did they get across Europe undetected ?

  64. 64
    Technical Assistant says:

    Take your trousers off. Sit on the top. Press this button.

  65. 65
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Nurse said I could take a walk around the wards today, and I found a table with many samples of IrnBru laid out in small flasks.

    Some certainly had quite a distinctive ‘nose’ and were a little astringent on the palette.

    That said, I had no problem downing the lot although I wasn’t feeling to well at teatime.

  66. 66
    Journalistic 5th Columnist, page 7 says:

    Well its not fair, beanos and all for all. We are a legitimate part of the fabric of the country. We thought we needed a relief from the Limps love inn FFS.

  67. 67
    Loonie Watch says:

    And they are quoted as also refusing all heterosexual unmarried couples, including their own relatives!!!

  68. 68
    telegraph4 says:

    do they mean us

  69. 69
    Simon Cowell says:

    I know all about beards.

  70. 70
    Miriam Clegg says:

    sniff my shite

  71. 71
    Tom Catesby says:

    Ooooh! Cameroon looks to have such love in his eyes, is it gratitude or his he just hot for the uniform?

  72. 72
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    Channel four just did a hatchet job on Farage. Why don’t they mention all the labour members that were once in the communist party? Anyone got any dirt on Michael Crick?

  73. 73
    Medical Assistant says:

    You need to keep notes. Identify which are the good ones and write them down on that toilet roll you carry about. You can borrow my pencil, but it’s on a string and I want it back.
    Then you can come back tomorrow and try them again.

  74. 74
    Hang The Bostards says:

    What were they trying to hide ???

  75. 75
    Bob The Knob says:

    See #55

  76. 76
    Tom Catesby says:

    Compulsory to sell themselves for anal sex?!!! Or did I just read it incorrectly?

  77. 77
    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    Didn’t Crick used to be at the BBC ?

  78. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    So do I.

  79. 79
    English Voter says:

    The more I hear about Nigel Farage, the more I like him.

  80. 80
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    From the horses mouth:

  81. 81
    Ultimate group's group says:

    Little Feat.

  82. 82
    Tom Catesby says:

    PDP Crisis? Or fast forward House of Commons 2050?

  83. 83
    Cric says:

    $how me the money.

  84. 84
    Mind how you go, sir says:

    Terrorism Act 2000 usually covers most things including stop and search powers by plod if they have reasonable grounds to suspect that person is a security risk which obviously journos are if they are trying to infiltrate a private meeting

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Haven’t seen it but to be fair Farage is a complete bullshitter. He has no real intention of taking Britain out of the EU.

  86. 86
    Tom Catesby says:

    The more I hear From Farage the more I am inclined to vote UKIP.

  87. 87
    Photocopiers are the spawn of Satan. says:

    Burn it!

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like the BBC can’t stop wasting money. Did they pay the Lib Dems ?

  89. 89
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    You’re a much bigger knob than me. Should have responded to your post.

  90. 90
    NIGEL EVANS says:

    And me ,
    it’s down to my touchy feely hands on approach to politics

  91. 91
    Frаud аlert says:

    Thаt іs nоt Bіllіе Bоtty but Bоb оf Pіnnеr pоsіng аs Bіllіе Bоtty. Hе nееds hіs оwn Bіllіе Bоtty pіlе drіvеn.

    Bоb оf Pіnnеr іs аlsо Еlsіе Bеаttіе (83 аnd а quаrtеr).

  92. 92
    Crick is a twat. says:

    I wonder if bum boy Michael Crick will do a similar story about Ed Balls dressed as a Naz1?

    I bet not.

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

  94. 94
    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Response to Channel 4 news item seems to be broadly positive at present, the hatchet piece has perhaps not gone to plan ?

    Summary of tweets seen – excluding the minority hand wringing lefty stuff :

    i) My Wife is now voting UKIP
    ii) Going back over 30 yrs to school days is scraping the bottom of the barrel. The more they scrape the more support grows
    iii) Channel 4 smear and pro-muzzie agenda will only help UKIP support

    In more relevant news, Nigel has been busy today:

    It would appear that UKIP also set the news agenda today, culminating in the C4 piece. Any surprise why Hunt was all over the BBC news today after UKIP kicked off the day with their Health policies on ITV1 Daybreak and the thorny issue of ‘health tourism’ ?

  95. 95
    Tyrone Chicane says:

    Stoneings? Pedo? Wash a shave? People as thick as you should be aborted. you would have made a better wank.

  96. 96
    H.M.S. Rodney says:


  97. 97
    Shimmeny Shammeny Shomeny says:

    Brian May was in Faith No More?

  98. 98
    Photocopiers are the spawn of Satan. says:

    At the risk of repeating myself(it’s never stopprd me before!) Have any of you noticed how’ politicians, the media, the press, etc no longer speak about, ‘integration’? Now that most people are no longer fooled by that brainwashing and propaganda, it’s all about, ‘diversity, culture and enrichment’. Same lies and shit.

  99. 99

    “Today I have created a bit of a storm with a comment I made on Twitter about David Attenborough. It was an off the cuff, ironic comment and I didn’t set out to make anyone miserable.

    “If David Attenborough is unhappy I am sorry. I don’t suppose he expects to comment on such contentious topics as population control and not get a strong response.”

    [cllr phil taylor explains to the unsophisticated that it was in his role as the dean swift of ealing’s conservative group that he called for the celebrated naturalist to top himself]

  100. 100
    .. says:

    Anyone who spouts Israeli propaganda (Hasbara).

  101. 101
    .. says:

    It’s not the Police’s place to tell people who not to speak to.

  102. 102
    H.M.S. Rodney says:

    Tomorrow’s programme reveals ‘spawn of Satan Farage’ nicked a black jack when he was seven and probably soiled his nappy as a baby. Police expect to make arrests.

  103. 103
    GORDON RAMS ME says:

    “Just check panel for political balance..

    Wet left
    Hard left
    Wet left
    Hard left

    Looks good to me!”

    Err , you spelt crook wrong !

  104. 104
    Cock up the arsehole time says:

    Not officially, no.

  105. 105
    The Foreign Secretary says:


  106. 106
    GORDON RAMS ME says:

    Looks like a Julian Up it to me

  107. 107
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I think 7 is Polly Pot. Bonkers Yasmin writes her steaming piles in the Indy.

  108. 108
    Cock up the arsehole time says:

    “Cock” not “cook”

  109. 109
    Lord Mandelson says:

    Population control? What’s that?

    Let everybody in! We sent out search parties to find people who’d move to Britain. Of course, now Labour’s core voters can’t get jobs, housing or schools, but what the f*ck?

    Mass immigration. It’s a core Labour policy.

  110. 110
    GORDON RAMS ME says:

    Can anybody tell me why, the BBC and Sky keep paying that fat expense thieving turd Jacquie Smith to wallow on their news programmes talking everbody down ?
    She should be in fuckin prison not slumming it for great wads of cash from the media

  111. 111
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Help! I have this sack with two spheres inside it, growing under my clitoris.

  112. 112
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘He has no real intention of taking Britain out of the EU’.

  113. 113
    Keith Dovkunts says:


    UKIP have my vote.

  114. 114
    A marriage made in Heaven says:

    Camoron is socialist PC vermin.

    Britain’s police farce are socialist PC vermin.

  115. 115
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘From the Horses Mouth’. Horses don’t speak!

  116. 116
    Bi-curious Bob says:

    Alimentary, my dear Watson.

  117. 117

    You anonymous twat what do you base that statement on?

  118. 118
    GORDON RAMS ME says:

    Oh Never “and claim made by left wing teacher who wasn’t even there”
    Tony Blair was stood on the terraces at Newcastle watching the great Jackie Milburn , even though Milburn finished playing for Newcastle when Bliar was 4

  119. 119
    NHS doctor says:


    Take two aspirin and try to sleep.

  120. 120
    Step Hen Fried Sausage says:

    Do you have to be a poof to post here?

  121. 121
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    One does get the impression that anybody approaching even an ounce of integrity would not be seen dead on BBC’s Question Time (even for the £5,000 appearance fee). Where are they buss’ing the ‘impartial’ audience in from for tonights I wonder?. Food poisoning.

  122. 122
    Hang The Bostards says:

    Looks like it is now….. This country is pants

  123. 123
    CCHQ says:


    Furthermore, he is a Devil-worshiper. He will ban all cars, all pubs, all TVs and laughter.

    Plus, he will insist everyone becomes gay. And speak French.

    These are FACTS.

    Vote for “Straight” Dave Camoron and his Cast Iron Guarantee of an EU referendum.

    Terms and conditions apply. Referendum results will not be considered binding. Dave will not take Britain out the EU under “any circumstances”.

  124. 124

    Attenborough is a lying global warming fanatic, if he wants population control………………

  125. 125
    English Speaker says:

    Who stood him there, pray?. Possibly you meant ‘Blair was standing on…’?

  126. 126
    William Hague says:

    Possibly, ducky. Would you like to spend the night discussing it in my hotel room with me and my spad?

    Taxpayers footing the bill, natch.

    Go on, I’ll dress up in a toga!

  127. 127
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Probably Peckham Rye – that is like downtown Lagos these days.

  128. 128
    thank god for that says:

    What a shite line-up.
    Are the producers deliberately trying
    to get the prog. axed so they can claim massive redundancies?

  129. 129
    Mother Nature says:

    Well, you control your populations pretty quickly, or I’ll step in and do it for you.

    I mean, I was sorting out the problem in Ethiopia in the 1980s before that tax-dodging Irish tit St Bob stepped in a fucked up my plans.. now I’ve got to kill three times as many of them.

    And I will.

  130. 130
    Observer says:

    No. We’re richly diversified. We take all- Comers.

  131. 131
    nellnewman says:

    hmmm. Nine journalists arrested for trying to infiltrate the tory mp’s ‘thinking out of the box’ awayday.

    No tory mp’s arrested for trying to escape from the box in the first place then?

  132. 132
  133. 133
    V says:

  134. 134
    nellnewman says:

    Several errors in that paragraph in respect of the beeb – firstly the word ‘impartial’ cannot be applied to the beeb in any shape or form.

    The same is true of the word ‘integrity’ . The beeb neither understands nor recognises integrity.

  135. 135
    nellnewman says:

    What is lee jaspar , that mega trougher off the taxpayer, campaigning for at the moment?

  136. 136
    Angela Eagle says:

    @ Bob at Pinner

    I would like to have sex with your female side.

  137. 137
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I don’t think they’d invented the clitoris in the 1930s, dear.

  138. 138
    Blue Peter Goldfish says:

    Not sure that any of them could break their way out of a paper bag.

  139. 139
    Kill the Blairs. Lee Jasper says:

    This morning he was campaigning for Tony Blair’s family to be shot by black gunsters

  140. 140
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Didn’t Attenborough state that he was just reading from script (which he had not written) ?

    He is completely wrong about the famines in Ethiop!a: They were product of civil war, not competition for scarce land resource:

    Some facts comparing Ethiop!a with UK:

                              Ethiopia         UK
    Land Mass (sq km)  :      1,104,000      243,610
      Total Land (%)   :             91           99
      Arable     (%)   :             13           24
      Perm Crop  (%)   :           1.01         0.18
      Water      (%)   :              9            1
    Population Density 
    (people / sq km)   :             83          256 

    Ethiopia is about 5 times the size of the UK and has 85,000 sq km more of arable land, and much larger fresh water available.

    With that population density the argument about competition for land resources does not hold up.

    Primary sources: C!A World Factbook

  141. 141
    BBC HR Mong says:

    I couldn’t possibly comment on that.

  142. 142
    nellnewman says:

    Well they’re probably a bit more capable than militwit’s millionaire bunch who wouldn’t know what a paperbag is if they saw one!

  143. 143
    nellnewman says:

    That’s about the low level dire response that you’d expect from someone like jaspar isn’t it?

  144. 144
    Max Miller says:

    сunts have been around since the beginning of time

  145. 145
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Not someone like Jaspar, but specifically Jaspar yes.

    If he was calling for this publicly he should be arrested as he is at best inciting violence.

    One thinks he may have heard about Galloway’s film, ‘The Killing of Tony Blair’ and not understood that the subject is about the killing in the financial sense which Blair has made by capitalizing on his time in office. It is not a call for murder.

  146. 146
    Peter Mandelson's Wedding March says:

    I would love to suck your bell end

  147. 147
    Lost in Clacton says:

    I thought the Police were there to arrest George Osborne for fraud in Public Office.

  148. 148
    JH2130982302304-45 says:

    Saint Geldof and chums actually aided ethnic cleansing in Ethopia by encouraging the movement of refugees to certain areas.

    Now give us ooor foookin money back. Gove ooos the fookin mooney. Now.

  149. 149
    Judge Judy says:

    I am!

  150. 150

    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner = Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) = Bob at Pinner

  151. 151

    Did you know that Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) was Bob at Pinner, nell?

  152. 152
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    The aspect the press failed to report on at the time is that the drought which we saw on TV started after the famine and was not the cause.

    It was not exactly ethnic cleansing either, but government counter-insurgency policies in Ethiop!a and Er!trea. In this famine, 150k people were killed by Ethiop!an army and air force. The ones we saw were the rest who died as a result of the resettlement policies and famine.

    Most of the food which was sent to Eth!opia the government there deliberately allowed to rot in port. This is another aspect of the L!ve A!d response which was not reported on.

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    Is it a criminal offence to have lunch with Andrew Mitchell with a police investigation ongoing?

  154. 154
    knocking one out in time to Fleetwood Mac says:

    Does anyone here masturbate in a garden shed?

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    Why do you ask?

  156. 156
    Man from the street says:

    Michael Crick

  157. 157
    Maria Eagle says:

    I saw her him her him first!

  158. 158
    Duty Pedant says:

    I disagree:


    Contrary to Royal Charter, the BBC is not impartial.


    The BBC is considered by many to be lacking integrity.

  159. 159
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey Bob are you one of the many ‘cognitive dissonance’ impaired nut jobs who still just can’t bring themselves to Cite ‘Freedom of Expression’ – you know … of Article # 19 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (1948) and bejasus do I have to post the full wording of it yet again … So that “The Public” know that they must Cite it at all times full in the faces of the ‘found out cognitive dissonance suffering twats’?

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    Giddy up says:

    They were doing some real investigative journalism – now that is a crime in the UK as it does not conform to accepted norms

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    There should be no debate. End of. says:

    Why is there a discussion about nurses wearing head sacks when on duty?

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    Point of Information 7 says:

    So it seems that the red line rhetoric is being spun into an !srael Credibility with !ran issue now:

    Could be a smart play.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The highest echelons of the police – were ‘totally and utterly ‘politicised’ by at least 2007 under the reign of terror ‘ and I dare say if not well before 2007.

    During the 13 years of the terror campaign – the terrorising party and many of its friends had more than enough time to acquire the ‘info’ [dirt – to joe public] of the highest of the plod …. hence the ‘not enough evidence to proceed with a criminal investigation blatherings’ of more than just the yates man of the yard.

    Who exactly ‘worded up’ the legislation whereby even GM crop protesters could be classified as ‘domestic extremists’ – Hello …… yes … look over at them legal vultures!

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    Bоb оf Pіnnеr says:

    you wha blow?

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    journalists on heat are a pain in the neck anyway so nice one

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    Giddy up says:

    Agree they have all been NLP’d thanks to that political charity Common Purpose,. .. . like ‘leading beyond authority’ so tthey actually believe what they are saying is true even tho there is a fair amount of b*ll*cks aka state propagande.

    Ye CP, that political charity that Francis Maude won’t relase info about concerning contracts to ‘train’ civil servants etc. . . so much for open government (‘only if it is convenient’ must have been missed of the speech again)

    Welcome to corporatocracy UK = f*scism. . .

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    Anonymous says:

    You don’t get it. It’s just a wheeze and you’re clearly one of his mugs.

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    terrible dandruff on her shoes after that jungle

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    and brian his father

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    Giddy up says:

    It’s not cricket, is it!

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    Anonymous says:

    Makes photographic identity badges redundant!

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    you don’t need satnav with jagger’s kisser .. like an old rac roadmap

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Looking forward to the lefty cluster-fuck that is Question Time tonight.

    i) Will Harman be sitting next to Dimbleby, in order to ‘steer’ the debate
    ii) What will the issues discussed. (Hea!lth Tour!sm and Nigel’s school reports and tuck shop purchased ?)
    iii) Selfridge suppers and discrimination by shop staff against friends of EDL members ?

    Topics not likely up: Journal!sts detained by pol!ce, or Labour councillors defecting to UK!P.

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    Farage's EU gravy train says:

    It’s obvious when you think about it (probably a bit of a challenge for you, admittedly).

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    The non-racist majority says:

    I’d much rather someone put a hatchet in Farage.

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    They're not quite right in the head says:

    Why are Kippers so obsessed with gay sex?

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    given his seat there why would he want to. he might be many things but when it comes to his own economic destiny hes going nowhere

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    Denis "kosher name changer" McShame says:

    No, I do it in the garage…where I can simultaneously claim for it on office expenses!

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    Anonymous says:

    ing to get in to a Government meeting uninvited i would imagine it would be trespass, WTF has that got to do with free speech ?

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    Anonymous says:

    When is Bernard going to sort that out, by the way ?

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    debbie newall says:

    Why aren’t you talking about Crosby Textor’s man Guy Robinson advising Defra re the badger cull.aren’t they supposed to be advising the Conservative party not implementing government policy?

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    The DM is becoming a joke, i must admit.

  183. 183
    Aunt Hilda says:

    dimblebum renders question time a biased joke and does it in the same way john humphreys does on radio 4

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    The BBC has always been about state propaganda.

    The difference now is that the state is no longer synchronized with the people. This is largely because many functions of the state have been taken over by the EU.

    What you see now, and the reaction you feel is roughly how the Russ!an’s felt towards Pravda whilst under commun!sm.

    Switch it off and ridicule, but be aware that the next step for the state if this disconnect doesn’t correct is to proceed with strategies of tension and low level terror campaigns against the population in order to coerce change.

    These arguably have already started.

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    Anonymous says:

    Dont be stupid its a private event.I have been on loads of these things from work and we never had 9 reporters trying to break in, why should Dave have to put up with the feckers ?

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    The general public says:

    The fact is that the so called established Parties are now seriously rattled by the amount of support for UKIP and instead of admitting that the general population want out of the EU and a stop to all immigration they would rather pay ( by various methods) for a hatchet job on Farage.

    Just makes me more inclined to vote for UKIP.

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    Anonymous says:

    Grow up, its a private event.Would you be ok with 9 reporters bursting in to your wedding reception for example.They have no right to be there.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    No i havent, i have better things to do to be frank.

  189. 189
    Munters says:

    If you’ve seen what some muzee women look like, a face veil is not such a bad idea.

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    Anonymous says:

    OOH, Dulwich college.So Nigels a posh boy ! he kept that very quiet !

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ahh So – Le Grand ‘Rcism’ word / subject rears its ugly perceived head again.

    However; 30 to 35 or even 50 years ago the public’s ‘perception’ of R’cism was somewhat not quite as it ought to have been related. Why some will demand to know?

    Well – there have been a couple of follow on generations since the 70’s and 80’s and back then the perceived views of wots wot about R’cism were ‘fed’ to the public by a small coterie of the msm and its media moguls. It was easy back then for a few to set an agenda and pump it out to the public. A school Master or teachers back in the 80’s may well have had their views surreptitiously imposed on them by the media.

    However the controlling few media moguls and their mates in the highest echelons of power – never EVER ‘contemplated’ that so much information would come out in the following years AND be picked up on by THE PUBLIC in the age of the net.

    “You can fool some of the people for some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people for all of the time” – as in modern jargon – Babe-raham Lincolns saying goes.

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    Muzbots make me sick says:

    I want to know what the fuck a face veil wearing muzee is doing working in a hospital in the first place. Surely being a nurse or doctor brings them into contact with men? And given how sexually repressed muzee women are, like other religions which all preach sex is evil, how can a muzee doctor or nurse treat patients with problems related to genitalia or sexual health? Or are they like those muzee supermarket workers who refuse to handle pork or alcohol products. Do they refuse to treat male patients or any patient who requires an examination of their genitals?

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    Anonymous says:

    Is it a kids sleepover tonight somewhere, these posts all seem to be from 11 year olds.

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    Question Brine says:

    Leftie bonanza on Question Time tonight, but it’s bound to be hilarious. There’s the triple threat of Harman, Penny and Williams, plus Ken Clarke and shoplifter Worrall Thompson.

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    Mail avoider says:

    Yeah, I noticed this too. They softened the headline later, presumably because so many people objecting to their treatment of Brian May. The Mail really has become a nasty shit-stirring joke, except quite often it’s far from a joke coz people get hurt.

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    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:

    Too bloody true!

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    JadedJean says:

    Obama actually said that he does not want a nuclear arms race to develop in the ME.

    This is duplicitous in the extreme, as the worlds worst kept secret is the fact that
    !sreal is armed to the teeth with nuclear arms. And of course the two most prominant non-sinatorys to the non nuclear proliferation treaty being !srael and the USA. Iran is a signatory btw.

    The reason that there are nuclear arms in !srael is a result of USSR’s nuclear weapons in Cuba and the resulting Bay of Pigs Cold War brinkmanship. The US had sited nuclear weapons in the USSR’s backyard…Turkey. The brinkmanship was unwound when the US came up witht he clever idea of dismantling their nuclear weapons from Turkey…and covertly relocating them “just down the road” in !srael.

    Look up Mordechai Vanunu.

    Incidently, the last QT was televised in London, a muslim woman raised this very fact, but her point was was however expertly sidestepped by Boris Johnson, completely ignored by Melanie Phillips and adroitly moved on from by Dimbleby. All the usual suspects.

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    Lord Duckhouse of Pondlife says:


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    Fishy says:

    Apparently one of them (from the BBC / Guardian Collective) was heard to call one of the officers a F’cking Pleb.

    This was confirmed by a witness who wasn’t there.

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    Mohammed Rashid says:

    I don’t know many Muslim people that have a problem with handling alcohol , pork or bacon and serving customers buying those items in their own shop

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    Vas*eli*ne by appoi*ntment ...... says:

    Maybe this time its just one smear to many then………..

    haemorrhoids at the ready……..bloo*died or not……

    It could’ happen to a nicer bunch……IMHO LOL LOL LOL

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    QT Watch says:

    Coming from Rochdale, Cyril Smith’s old haunt.

    Is that c’unt Harman going to be steering Dimbleby again ?

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Nor the fact that the Ethiopian population has doubled since 1985

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    Get yer tits oot fer the laads says:

    Has Laurie Penny got a body stocking on underneath that red jacket?

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    Ziggy says:

    yeah it’s called councillors!!!

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    Question Brine says:

    What a fucking surprise. Laurie Penny completely avoided answering whether face veils should be allowed in hospital by saying the whole issue is islamaphobic. She’s the epitome of useful idiot.

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    Red Penny Fan Club says:

    Laurie Penny: Off to a hot start.

    Fantastic outfit, awsome hair.

    However, kicking off with ‘fundamentalist’ when talking about moderate !slam is a mistake. It is not racist for someone to tell someone else what they can / cannot wear. And it is not sexist for men of the same ethnic group as the women to do same.

    Otherwise, she still seems to be playing with her face whilst talking.

    And did she just say: Ban the knicker ?

    Saying that only musl!m women should be talking about this issue is somewhat discriminatory.

    Advice: Laurie, you are not a goth. Use a softer foundation with a slight tint.

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    Libertarian anarchists (and useful idiots) sit together says:

    She’s sat in the same seat as before!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Fuck ‘em – and especially the Z.ionis..ts of the world including the public declared one Bibi net and yahoo cowboy – fuck the lot of them.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Is she J e w i s h?

    Hooked nose looks quite prominant.

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    Richard 3rd says:

    Well the ones from Cheshire East are definately out of this world!!

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    QT Watch says:

    Clarke is speaking, Harman looks like she is itching to have Dimbleby interrupt.

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    Ken Clarke says:

    Nurses wearing knee-caps worries me a great deal !

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    QT Watch says:


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    Red Penny Fan Club says:

    Part J’ew!sh, !rish and Malt3se according to w!ki.

    She really does need to stop playing with her ear and touching her mouth when speaking. Very distracting.

    Especially putting hand in front of mouth when speaking… big no no.

    Otherwise – Well done Penny !

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    Anonymous says:

    Everyone is talking about Mcbrides book in the mail, except this blog. Is Forks drunk in a bar ir something?

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    Anonymous says:

    Being serious for a minute, i would think it is vital for a patient to be able to see the faces of Drs and Nurses.WTF have we come to if this even needs discussing? can you imagine Dementia patients being confronted with a person whose face is covered its completely bonkers.

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    The Guardian's QT says:

    Ahh…three “random” persons in the QT audience have already declared themselves to be teachers. Interesting.

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    Anonymous says:

    When are the T shirts and cuff links going to be ready ?

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    QT Watch says:

    No Hat Tip to this blog from D!mbleby holding up the Simon Hughes objection to free school meals.

    Bad BBC, Bad. :-(

    Studio audience is partly supplied by mumsnet this week by the look of it.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    He seems to be interrupting Clarke enough without any prompting from Harman.

    I loathe the Dimblebys. BBC aristocrisy.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Dimbleby doesn’t make a peep of course when Harman is ranting away.

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    Fishy says:

    Me thinks, I’m going to pay a visit to the Hampstead Mums-set site.

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    Anonymous says:

    No, im not voting for a party with no MPs it just doesnt make sense.They will never get 350 MPs or even the same number as the Libdems have, so its a wasted vote.

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    Curious of Bradford says:

    Dave — can mozzie female plods wear full veils on duty? If not, why not? Human rights n’ respecting multiculturalism n’ entitled to their beliefs n’ all that — LibLabConner statement urgently required.

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    Why should we trust labour again??? says:

    The left will always arrange their 5th ‘columnists’ they will also try to take command of the language and use it to control free speech

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    Anonymous says:

    He means he wasnt there, its another of Tonys porkies.

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    Skippy, it's in the tip ok Skippy says:

    May as well wait until it appears in poundland or even cheaper at a car boot or maybe if I go to the tip I can see it being thrown in a skip where it belongs.

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    QT Watch says:

    Rambling. And Harman was looking like she wanted an interruption as she was floundering.

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    Anonymous says:

    You are an ill educated oaf, shouldnt you be posting something bonkers on the Guardian comments ?

  232. 232
    Dave your Gay Loving P.M. says:

    It’s Dads-net in Hampstead, sprogs don’t need mummies in LibLabConner land.

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    QT Watch says:

    Harman on shameful pushing of families into personal debt to pay off the public debt.

    Who the fuck built up the bulk of the public debt in the first place Harman ?

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    Propaganda Watch says:

    Hmm… and Harman just mentioned ‘bedroom tax’ and Dimbleby did not pick her up.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why is subjecting Farage to the same scrutiny as the other Leaders (Nigel a leader, ha ha) mean journalists have to be vilified? he bangs on about everybody else, its about time he had a taste as well.

  236. 236
    Dave the Conmanservative says:

    I’m doubling the Debt she and all those before her left in total. I’m an even bigger cnut.

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    Anonymous says:

    That story has already been done you muppet, you sound as though you are Nigels bum boy, actually.

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    Kerb Krawler says:

    You’d have to be really desperate to pick Harpic up

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    QT Watch says:

    Which is perhaps why Harman could not explain what Labour would do about the problem. That and she cannot state what is on Labour manifesto as the policy sheet is still blank.

    Clarke called out the parable of the epileptic attack Harman gave. Good man :-)

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    Why should we trust labour again??? says:

    Respect to her for being able to keep a straight face when she spouts her usual rubbish…..unless of course …..’er she actually believes it?

    In which case:

    1. They need to up her medication.

    2. The media needs to leave the poor deluded spiteful cow alone

    3. Her doctors send her to the same care home as Gordon

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    QT Watch says:

    Be careful ‘n': Any more pressing on this and the loony left will start to demand that surgeons drop face masks in theater as it separates them from the patient and is against someones religion.

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    Casual Observer says:

    It’s O.K. Ken, they’re only strap-ons

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    QT Watch says:

    Would like to see what Laurie does when the government eventually announces the end of the welfare state, like they did in Holland recently.

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    QT Watch says:

    QT 19th Sep 2013 in summary:

    ‘The Liberals are Finished’ – Anth0ny W0rra!l Th0mpson

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    Handypara says:

    She’ll stick to her principles and insist that everyone should get everything for free regardless of cost.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    But isn’t QT the new comedy hour of politics – offered from the BBC?

  247. 247
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey Mr Legal – know anything about Larceny and Grand Larceny?

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Having just watched it (first time in ages), and followed the twitter feed, it is not comedy, just propaganda.

    Best comedy was watching Harman dodge committing Labour to anything.

    Seems like ‘This Week’ has been taken over by the new-con lobby this week.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    And as I hit the submit button above, Amanpour quoted in respect to humanitar!an problem in Syr!a:

    Six Million Refugees

    – You couldn’t make it up !

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh god your so dull.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Right – So Cameron and Co have a ‘private meeting’ and he and they are the Government.

    If the Government of the day are having a ‘private meeting’ and members of the public are excluded along with the presumption that 9 journo’s are supposedly also excluded – what’s it all about eh Cameron?

    Well – for the government of the day to hold a meeting in ‘private’ is rather contrary to what they [the government] stated / do state day in day out in that they were elected:-

    “To represent the views of their constituents”.

    There is some sort of ‘private criminal enterprise’ going on here which is not what these people were elected to office for.

    Is it 1989 – East Germany all over again? I hope so … and to remind some of a previous similar uttering on here …

    Isn’t it always those atop the rotting stinking pile – who are the last to put their hands up and admit that they are the most criminal of all?

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    This full facial covering is a post 9/11 phenomenon. Before that if one saw a woman dressed like in Londonistan she was probably a Saudi princess on her way to Harrods.

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    Anonymous says:

    They are talking about bars and restaurants you pleb….
    They have every right t be in public places.

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    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    I think they may have been discussing the mechanics of calling an early election, and if Clegg / Cameron were in conference then perhaps discussing how the Libs could form a coalition with Cons.

    The election in G’ermany may be spooking them a little as all signs out of the EU are overwhelmingly negative.

    Hain just stated on This Week that he expects UKIP to do Ok and raised the Ashcroft poll – which is important particularly what it is showing in the marg!nals.

    UKIP could end up being the third party which makes the coalition.

    With the purple ties floating around and shift of Tories towards SDP style party, a ‘Grand Coalition’ between Con-Lab may be in the offing in 2015.

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    Anonymous says:

    The LibDems are on 8% in the polls.
    UKIP are on 12%…

    The libdems could well haemorrhage votes and get closer to 5%.

    In most EU countries the FPTP voting system has been banned in favour of much more democratic voting systems that better represent voter numbers and opinions.

    In Germany for example, which has elections on Sunday, they have a PR based system where if your party gets over 5% of the vote, then you get a number of MPs based on your % of the total vote.

    In the UK this would mean the LibDems and the Greens would get no MPs, meanwhile UKIP could get 80 odd MPs.

    The present system is systemically unfair, and let’s minority parties like the greens and lib dems have a grossly unfair representation in parliament.

    This is morally bankrupt and a voting system based in the dark ages.

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    Anonymous says:

    What you meant to say was the entire MSM is a joke.

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    Anonymous says:

    God these Lynton Crosby trolls are dull.

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    That seems to have shut the sock puppet up.

    You owe me one Schrodinger’s cat!

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    Point of Information 7 says:

    Good development on Syr!a:

    Wash!ngton Post reported that !ran is apparently reassessing the US as a result of the back off on using force against Syr!a. Contrary to the neo-con line that decision has bolstered US credibility with !ran as they now perceive the US as being an entity which can be negotiated with. This is significantly more constructive than previous where previous !ranian governments had no option other than to consider the US an overtly hostile entity.

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    Anonymous says:

    Cameron hides his copy of the guardian inside a Boden catalogue.
    Essential reading in the Notting hill eu loving Cameron household.

    Cameron is a lying odious shit.

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    Anonymous says:

    God these Lynton Crosby trolls are dull.

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    Anonymous says:

    God these Lynton Crosby trolls are so dull….

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    Camermong says:

    Did you call ?

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    Hmph says:

    I would hazard a guess that Alan Turing is another name for Schrodinger’s cat. Why do I say that – two reasons: (i) only Schrodinger’s cat uses the expression “sock puppet”, and (ii) he forgot to delete his web address on the post at 12:27 am.

  265. 265
    Sock Puppet Watch says:

    He isn’t the only one to use that turn of phrase, dear, and I am not SC either.

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    The truth says:


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    Understanding the UKIP supporter says:

    Some illumination is perhaps required:

    What the main parties do not wish to admit is that the UKIP phenomena (as of last December in any case) is for the most part the back lash against ‘political correctness’.

    The Gay agenda is part of that, so if you feel you have leanings towards UKIP do not be surprised if you find the notion of Gay sex somewhat abhorrent (which it is) and feel the need to express that (the reaction against politically correct dogma)

    This problem can be fixed easily if the mainstream parties, particularly the conservatives, drop the PC dogma. This may yet prove to be UKIPs biggest draw, particularly from the immigrant populations who are still finding their political feet, and why the Roman!an / Bulgar!an issue next year will boost UKIP massively.

    Unfortunately they can’t without unleashing the forces which will truly destroy the flawed multi-culti mess they have been cooking over the past 40 years.

    So, sit back, watch and see what happens when major public policy fails in real time.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:


    UKIP wish to offer a referendum on the question, and then act upon the results of that referendum.

    They would prefer to call the referendum after a period of informed debate.

    UKIP has the UK national interest first and foremost in mind and wishes to respect and reflect the views of the people of the UK.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Оr: thе Shі’а rulеrѕ оf Іrаn, dіѕturbеd аt Оbаmа’ѕ wіllіngnеѕѕ tо аrm thе Sunnі аl-Qа’іdа, аrе trуіng tо ѕtор thіѕ bу аnу mеаnѕ роѕѕіblе еνеn іf іt іnνоlνеѕ а tеmроrаrу dеаl wіth thе Grеаt Sаtаn, аnd аnу аgrееmеnt wіll bе іnѕtаntlу аbrоgаtеd аt thе еаrlіеѕt fаνоurаblе mоmеnt?

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    Jimmy says:

    I may be old fashioned but there’s something unnatural about supporting UKIP. I’m not saying they should be persecuted but why do they have to flaunt it in public? I also think that allowing them to vote changes the definition of elections and is in a very real rightie madey uppy sense undermining democracy.

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    Point of Information 7 says:

    I don’t agree with that analysis due to the presence of Russ!a, and the fact that there has been significant change within !ran of which the Rouhan! government is an expression.

    The Cler!cs are much less powerful now, in both mainstream !ran and the government, as economic realities have begun to assert. This is reflected particularly strongly among the younger generation of !ranians.

    !ran would be interested in seeing the conflict in Syr!a ended as that conflict is impacting regional trade, and is impacting !ran.

    The Sunn! / Sh’!a issue is a little less clear cut now in absolute terms for !ran due to the presence of Russ!a. There is now another super power who can block the US, and perhaps be coerced into defending Sh’!as. This latter conjecture is of course false, as Russ!a has no particular interest save it would prefer if !ran did not site US missile shield bases within its borders.

    The apparent change of US Foreign Policy which is now playing out on Syr!a, !ran will wish to support. Obama may well welcome this as it would help him get the US out of the larger sectarian conflict between Sunn! / Sh’!a !slam which the US has drawn into as a result of the war on terror.

    !ran will likely try to play Russ!a / US off against each other on Syr!a / US Missile Defense and access to its resources – perhaps hel!um deposits.

    The !ranian government will likely not push that too far though recalling what happened in the !ran !raq war, but certainly will use it as a tool for removing the current economic sanctions it is currently subject to, and will wish to use Russ!a as a shield against perceived !sraeli aggression.

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    French arse lickers

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    Tachybaptus says:

    A very judicious analysis, subject of course to none of the participants having one of the attacks of madness that they are all prone to, and upsetting the delicate balance of power and interest.

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    Understanding the UKIP supporter says:

    If you are a supporter of a political party and wish to flaunt it, then in a free and open democracy that should be fine without fear of persecution for yourself, your family and associates.

    It is also fine to question this, and the answer to your question is:

    No, there is nothing unnatural about UKIP supporters being vocal.

    It would be much more unnatural to support and not express.

    In this case it is important for people to talk and flaunt as more people being aware of the support will help make the inevitable electoral fraud which is likely to be rife in 2015 harder to get away with.

    If UKIP support is understood to be in part reactionary to the undemocratic pressure which political correctness under Labour placed on the country (shutting down debate on a number of very important social and public policy areas for 13 years) then it can be seen to be a restoration of democracy, and the more vocal expression becomes understandable.

    There is nothing unnatural about supporting UKIP, if you are a libertarian, agree with UKIP policies, or just like the UKIP people.

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    GORDON RAMS ME says:

    Nothing better to do you sad twat ?

    Get a fucking life !

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    The Guardian is carrying the Farage/Hitler Youth story. Which is strange, because a week or two they banned me (again) for helpfully pointing out that their columnist and TV personality, Ricky Tomlinson, was not only a former member of the National Front, he actually put himself forward as a candidate.

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    Now if he had been wearing a nice red Pioneer scarf!

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    Howdy doody says:

    Ha, ha, ha
    It looks like his code, known only to him, has not worked and now he is using a different name. He has form for this – it was not so long ago he was using the rather pseudo-intellectual “two dogmas”.
    What a twat. :)

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    Point of Information 7 says:

    The probability of a moment of madness cannot be discounted, but the probability that such a moment of madness will be created by an external party seeking to destabilize is very high.

    The presence of the second major power, Russ!a is the balancing force which should prevent this.

    For the usual suspects:

    !ran would prefer to ‘trade’. !srael has Russ!a on its doorstep and does not have US Public opinion or the US government fully behind it.

    The out fielders:

    One should be concerned about a Gulf State, Saud! or perhaps Europe itself doing something stupid.

    Pressure will be maintained by the US until Syr!a’s CWC application has finished being processed by the UN (should be couple of weeks now), and there is some meaningful steps made in removing and destroying Syr!an CW stock piles. The threat of force is important for keeping that process moving, nothing else.

    The above on !ran offering to help with the negotiation for ending the civil war is a good reminder of what the real mission objective in Syr!a is, and demonstrates that this is recognized by the parties involved.

    If one is looking for a loser in all this, that honor belongs to the EU.

    As a result of not being able to project credible military force and also pursuing fundamentally flawed Foreign Policy in the Levant, the EU has just been forced to cede control of the majority of the East Med gas reserves to Russ!a.

    The flaw to European planning is continued reliance on the US to foot the costs of European security and the US losing interest in the ME. The change in US thinking is a result of its strategic pivot to As!a, development of domestic gas fracking and off shore oil drilling (reducing reliance on ME hydrocarbons) and US interest in !ran’s South Pars resources.

    If Syr!a proceeds to plan there is every reason to expect, perhaps as early as next year, DPRK to be brought to the negotiating table for steps to formally end the Korean War and perhaps deal with that countries nuclear weapons program.

    The motivation there, increasingly more credible now, is that DPRK poses a significant global risk as it is likely to engage in the proliferation of nuclear weapons.

    Irrespective of this, the US is regaining the soft power it lost under Bush now, and for US Foreign Policy planners (and those elsewhere in the world) this is a welcome development.

  280. 280
    GORDON RAMS ME says:

    The tories have always been experts at “male bonding” especially in the dorms of Eton

  281. 281
    handy says:

    here you go boys – this authoritarian government (yours) and the banks have found another way to CONTROL you


  282. 282
    Y says:

    NBW – you’r e being too kind – remember this is Germany in 1939 here, today in the UK

  283. 283
    Y says:

    both of you are thickos – probably inbreeds

  284. 284
    Mong Watch says:

    Problem is that the sites which give access to all are free.

    The sites you need to pay for have good protection as children generally do not have credit cards.

    What a moronic policy.

  285. 285
    Tachybaptus says:

    There are no dorms at Eton. Everyone has a room except for the junior scholars in College, who have looseboxes. This, of course, makes the kind of bonding you are fretting about much more private and convenient.

  286. 286
    Anonymous says:

    John page

  287. 287
    Oh FFS do keep up says:

    That’s not where they were arrested though they were arrested on private land

  288. 288
    Oh FFS do keep up says:

    It’s a great sign. It shows these twats they can’t bustin on private meetings and then write lies about what they didn’t see

  289. 289
    Be careful what you vote for says:

    They still won’t get a single seat though. A vote for UKIP is good for Euro elections but bad in a general.The morning after while Farage states to cameras he did his very best and its not over yet, Wallace and Gromit will be peering out from the curtains of no 10 and we will all be sorry.
    Fact so be careful what you vote for

  290. 290
    Ed the ned says:

    Neigh lad they don’t.

  291. 291
    Bliar war crim says:

    Today I shall polish my mondo

  292. 292
    Red october says:

    The US had sited nuclear weapons in the USSR’s backyard…Turkey????

    So there were none placed in E.Germany by Russia then?? You know you really should get your facts right. Russia were the predominantly aggressive neighbour and held its own citizens and those of states captured under an iron fist for years while killing millions. They had nuclear weapons pointed at us constantly from just across the border so please spare us the I hate Americans the Russians did nothing wrong commy claptrap.

  293. 293
    See above a touchy labour wonk says:

    Ah so it’s the truth then

  294. 294
    Milliband was doomed from the start Brown backed him says:

    How Gordon Brown shafted his protege Ed Balls to help Red Ed win the crown
    When Gordon Brown told Damian McBride he saw Ed Miliband as a intentional leader he didn’t believe himThe spin doctor could understand Balls being on the list but never thought of Miliband until then

  295. 295
    Me feels Burnham you won't find this on the BBC or in the Guardian says:

    Failing hospitals were given elite status by Labour even when patients were needlessly dying
    Foundation trusts were introduced by Labour to reward the ‘best’ hospitals
    Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has vowed to overhaul the scheme

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

    Can you just imagine what would now be happening on the BBC , ch 4 and radio 4 if this had been the Tories in charge??? You won’t hear a peep today.

  296. 296
    Merchant Banker says:

    Credit cards for children – what an excellent suggestion for our next scam !

  297. 297
    Nick Clegg, homœopathic cockroach-in-chief says:

    The fewer we are, the more powerful we become.

  298. 298
    Anonymous says:

    “The Gay agenda”. God, you people are truly vile.

  299. 299
    Dr Strangelove says:

    this is interesting if correct, it means that life will be everywhere.

  300. 300
    Dr Strangelove says:

    I usually masturbate while I am waiting for the bus.

  301. 301
    The Labour Party says:

    Of course we gave them elite status. We needed housing for all the immigrants we were letting in. We asked the NHS to slaughter as many council-house tenants as possible to free up homes for foreigners, many NHS hospitals responded positively to our request, and we rewarded them accordingly.

  302. 302
    AXE the TELLY TAX says:

    As expected not a peep on this on BBC nor ed miilitwats guru telling him he’s getting it wrong. Sky news have it front and centre on Damien McBride. Clear irrevocable proof the BBC is bias in favour of Labour and now way outside their charter.

    Again just imagine if McBride had been Tory? What would the BBC who managed to wring absolutely every drop out of plebgate for nearly 2 months until it was shown the police officers lied.

    When are we going to stop making people criminals simply for refusing to contribute their cash under law to this criminal left wing ” champagne in the hallways” free money for all in pay offs while grandma dies of cold trying to pay her telly tax fucking organisation

  303. 303
    Cock up the arsehole time says:

    Get her.

  304. 304
    Dr Strangelove says:

    If growth and expansion means fighting everybody for resources probably it is better to become sustainable from within our own borders ?

  305. 305
    Joe Normal says:

    “Pete Johnson, the chief executive of Atvod, said .. “Essentially you provide a lot of stuff for free, you get millions and millions of people to access your website and then you sell them the premium rate of the service, which has higher quality images, longer scenes, a wider range of content and all the rest of it.””

    Sounds like Pete’s researched it all very thoroughly.

  306. 306
    Cock up the arsehole time says:


  307. 307
    Gideon says:

    Read all about it in your glorious soar away Tit and Bum, at least when our lads get out, is this the beginning of a totalitarian bid by Cameron, is this what our glorious country is coming to, why wasn’t I there to make sure that Dave (or so we have been asked to call him) stuck to my agenda, the public should be told in your (not mine) glorious soar away Sun. Read Geedoe Fawkes column in the Glorious Sunday Sun

  308. 308
    Joe Normal says:


    Tonight’s special: tender LibDem roast, stuffed in a pinwheel fashion with apple cranberry chutney filling, served with a nice chianti.

  309. 309
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Well let’s hope he learned a bit about real life and enhanced his love of our once beautiful country so that he understands what the other parties fail to grasp, especially,sad to say, those that went to Eton!

  310. 310
    Anonymous says:

    Wow, Geedow still not blogged about Mcbride. Looks like the dead tree press are in front of Geedow then

  311. 311
    Everyone at the BBC with fingers in ears going lala lalala la la says:

    What’s that about then

  312. 312

    Alan Turing at 12:27 am (the one with the web address, NOT the earlier one), Hmph, Sock Puppet Watch and Howdy doody are all showing up here as having the same ISP.

    The single poster who has put this together has not noticed the spelling of the word which they highlight as “proof” in the way it is used by their target.

    Their timestamps are also in the range when a particular late night extremist chooses to post as his white cider takes control of his brain. Once the brain goes, the body swiftly follows. Not long now…

  313. 313
    GOD says:

    It also completely trashes pathetic earthling evolution theories.

  314. 314
    a non says:

    Old news for Guido and Iain Dale who were ahead of the curve 4 years ago. ;)

  315. 315
    Dave the Liability says:

    Good Morning Plebs — what shall I waste today’s £300 million additional Debt on? — any bright ideas?

  316. 316

    I say what ! Lets ban smoking in prisons
    That will get the building trade back to full time employment ,
    and the fire brigade

    Male bonding ! My favourite pass time What

  317. 317

    I would imagine they all leave with “loose boxes ” What

  318. 318
    Another first for Dave says:

    Another first for Dave as he has managed to convince many centre right people such as me that the Russians have better judgement on the international scene than our own British Prime Minister. I trust Putins judgement more than I trust Cameron and Hague.

  319. 319
    Skippy, it's in the tip ok Skippy says:

    Who cares, it provided some slime with a chance to write a book, as stated the tip is a better place for it, truth has never been in Liebours dictionary even while we were/still at war, remember all the troops brown counted and counted as coming home and all his plans he put out the same ones time and time again.

  320. 320
    Ma­qb­oul says:

    That would be our piss soaked friend tat

  321. 321
    Anonymous says:

    Just shows how musically illiterate you are then.

  322. 322
    JH2130982302304-45 says:

    All McBride does is prattle on about some incredibly intelligent and sensitive thing Gordon Brown once said – which he happens to recollect perfectly through the alcohol haze – when we know from observation the Fife Fuckup could not string together 5 words together in series without sounding like a complete spaz.

    McBride is interesting only as a character study of the revolting mendacious pile of shit our politics turned in to 1997-present.

  323. 323
    East Londoner says:

    Could be Boris’s mob. That fierce African chairwomanperson had no compunction in chucking him out of the Chamber not long ago.

  324. 324
    East Londoner says:

    Round sarf London way that place is commonly know as Dull Itch College. probably something to do with the level of the staff.

  325. 325

    They need to concentrate on stopping bogus IT engineers fitting devices to their computers , and syphoning off your money !
    But of course the gov see a nice little earner from it by collecting all the blocked payments

  326. 326
    Some poet or other says:

    The other day upon the stair
    I met a lefty teacher who wasn’t there.
    He wasn’t there again today so
    I really wish he’d go away

  327. 327
    East Londoner says:

    From Dull Itch College perhaps?

  328. 328
    John from East Hull says:

    or croquet either.

  329. 329
    John from East Hull says:

    If the frequency of your buses is like it is round here, you must have a very tired arm every time you try to go somewhere…..

  330. 330
    John from East Hull says:

    I don’t recall any of the nurses in Saudi Arabian hospitals wearing full face veils. Time this idiot idea was well and truly shot down and buried. Still, a nice aunt Sally to distract folk from the real world.

  331. 331
    BBQ time says:

    … and so she should be…

  332. 332
    John from East Hull says:

    Well, we all have our problems, don’t we?

  333. 333
    John from East Hull says:

    … clean round the bend…

  334. 334
    John from East Hull says:

    It is the gradual Talibanisation of the north of England…

  335. 335
    vladimir says:

    Your Cameron is a pathetic gay loving prick

  336. 336
    John from East Hull says:

    Is OBarmy a Sunny or a Shiite?

  337. 337
    John from East Hull says:

    Is that why they can’t play cricket properly any more?

  338. 338
    Everton from Brixton says:

    I didn’t know that Brian May was in the Stones?

  339. 339
    Everton from Brixton says:

    Last thing I heard we were paying their salaries, so why SHOULDN’T we know what they’re doing? AND they’re using the bobbies whom we also pay as security!

  340. 340
    Rockin' Rodney says:

    As someone back there said, we’re paying them so why shouldn’t we know?

  341. 341
    Balls Pond Road says:

    Typical LibLabCon/msm smear job! I see that the Telegraph has had a two anti-UKIP articles, by Iain Martin and Cameron arseliker Fraser Nelson, this week whilst comments were – conveniently – disabled!

  342. 342
    Balls Pond Road says:

    Thank you Crosby, you outback sheep-shagger!

  343. 343
    Jadowiga says:

    Nor the fact that Ethiopian Airlines has a fleet of brand-new Airbus 380s!! Remind me again, what is this foreign “aid” for?

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