September 19th, 2013

Gibraltar’s New Gung-Ho Governor War Hero

Lieutenant-General Sir James Benjamin Dutton has been appointed the Governor of Gibraltar today, to take up the position later this year. Sir James served in the Royal Marines for 37 years, most recently in Iraq and Afghanistan. His message to the Spanish government is clear:

“I am delighted and honoured to be going to Gibraltar, especially given its historical connections with the Royal Marines. I hope that my many years of military experience… will equip me well to deliver the Governor’s role and responsibilities toward Gibraltar and the United Kingdom.”

Which roughly translates to don’t mess with him…


109 Comments

  1. 1
    Tommy Bollocks says:

    Smoke and mirrors for the foam at the mouth brigade while the scum in Westminster continue their pillaging of the nation. Time to storm the palace and take some of these fuckers out I say.

  2. 2
    JH2130982302304-45 says:

    Good.

    The last thing we need there is some yoghurt knitting lefty who has secret wet dreams of the evil British Empire being laid low.

  3. 3
    Ministry of defence chair polisher says:

    Send a gumdrop

  4. 4
    Vince Cable says:

    You’re talking about me, aren’t you?

  5. 5
    Bliar says:

    As much as I utterly loathe and detest that evil greedy war criminal Tony Blair, I don’t wish ill of his daughter, so Lee Jasper’s tweet was typically sickening of that twat.

    Euan, on the other hand, is a total c-unt and a replica of his father. He I wouldn’t give a fuck about.

  6. 6
    Drop Ship says:

    Take them all out. In fact the only way to be sure is

  7. 7
    JH2130982302304-45 says:

    You and your ilk, yes. I’m getting tired of people telling me how evil my country is and how ‘we’ must do this and ‘we’ must do that.

  8. 8
    Bill Quango MP-9 says:

    But even he didn’t declare war on Iraq. Can’t blame the child for the sins of the father.
    And think of Gordon’s two kids… Not their fault their old man destroyed the nation.
    They have to live with the Nokia throwing, bogey eating, lumpen, failure.

    They will have that stigma attached already.
    Poor little mites.

  9. 9
    Penfold says:

    Per Mare, Per Terram.

    Good choice, no nonsense type.

  10. 10
    Joyce Thacker says:

    Have they any UKIP leanings?

  11. 11
    Jib Rawlter (Mrs) says:

    Sir James Benjy IS my rock. *sighs*

    Same time next week, sweetie?

  12. 12
    Miriam Clegg says:

    I was hoping Nick would get the job when he retires from helping David Cameron. He could be home every night for tea and have a full Spanish breakfast before he goes off to work in the morning.

  13. 13
    Bliar says:

    I’d agree except that Euan is already notorious for being a slimy, odious and arrogant twat, and he’s using his father’s connections to get himself a safe seat.

    Look at this arrogant shit..sitting with Euan Blair.

    http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/euan.jpg?w=480&h=227

  14. 14

    I think that our Representatives abroad should use more moderated and sophisticated language. I certainly try to do so.

  15. 15
    A Flea bite more like says:

  16. 16
    Bliar says:

    Joyce Thacker and the rest of the social services in this country are an absolute disgrace with the blood of hundreds of children on their hands. Case after case of “missed opportunities” to save a child from being starved or tortured, and each time we hear the usual “lessons have been learned” bollocks, but woe betide anyone who doesn’t vote Labour. Joyce and her gang of far left loons will be at your doorstep within minutes, despite being good foster parents.

    The Social(ist) Services – they’ll do fuck all if you abuse your child, but vote UKIP, and they’ll be onto you like flies on shit.

  17. 17

    There is no chance of war over Gibraltar. The EU, which has kept the peace in Europe without any help from NATO for the past 3,000 years will not permit it. They said so and I believe every word this nonpareil stealth-tryanny utters.

  18. 18
    Old retarded Bootie says:

    Go Royal!!! Be like Lord Pantsdown and shag the enemy into submission. Plenty of room in the barrel….LOL

  19. 19
    Working class voter says:

    I lose about as much sleep over Blair’s kids welfare as he does over mine.
    Which is basically fuck all.

  20. 20
  21. 21

    Will no one rid us of this odious Pole?

  22. 22
    Gun Boat Diplomacy says:

    Agree.

    So when do we get to kick Span!sh butt, and sink the fishing boats in our waters ?

  23. 23
    Bill Edrich says:

    Who is that cow. Looks like a typical Norf Londoner of the Milipede brigade.

  24. 24
    Irritable Drain Syndrome says:

    Why are we still paying to protect this tax haven when they don’t remit any funds to the UK?

  25. 25
    Bill Edrich says:

    No White Anglo Saxon Protestants left!

  26. 26
    Spanish Government Spokesman says:

    Sir James Bendy-Boy Dutton comes from a long line of British, panty-wearing, eunuchs that cannot even grow a passable moustache and, therefore, we shall be extending the border-crossing formalities to a minimum of five hours.

    Your poxy nation’s cooperation is appreciated, as always.

  27. 27
    The First Lord of the Rear-Admiralty says:

    A fleet of might coracles is being woven as we speak. Not sure when the paddles will get here though.

  28. 28
    S.B.S (Special Bonk Squadron) says:

    Paddy managed to save his squad from drowning by creating a makeshift rubber dinghy out of the condoms in his trouser pocket.
    He could have saved the whole platoon if he’d used the one’s in his backpack as well.

  29. 29
    Soap Dodger says:

    Do dey ave bedroom tax in gib?

  30. 30
    MOD says:

    Because we can still shell Muslin sunbathers whenever we get bored.

  31. 31
    Jack Ketch says:

    Not in Newham, down to 17% White (mainly Irish)

  32. 32
    James Cameron says:

    Game over, man!

  33. 33
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Because it gives our navy access to the med and it pisses off the dagos :-)

  34. 34
    SocialIST engineering. says:

    Social Services are not know as the SS for nothing.

  35. 35
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Indeed. It’s a shame you use it to bore the rest of us to death, Steve.

  36. 36
    albacore says:

    Fair dos, so that’s Gibraltar British to stay
    What a shame Parliament gave Britain away
    And dispossessed the entire British nation
    With malice aforethought by immigration

  37. 37
    Simon Hughes offers support to Gibralter says:

    I know a guy with a flotilla of amphibious buses he want’s to sell.

  38. 38
    JH2130982302304-45 says:

    She’s thinking, “a few more swallows and I’ll be in a safe seat quicker than you can say ‘nepotism’. Seriously, I’ll do Sion Simon and then a bald black bloke if I have to.”

  39. 39
    EU Watch says:

    Good account of what to expect after the G’erman Federal Elections:

    What is interesting to note is the language towards the end where mention is made of G’ermany needing to get other nothern European countries back on side with the southern Europe bailout. (These countries being: N’etherlands, F’inland and A’ustria, the UK is not listed.)

    This is needed in order to prevent further ‘disintegration’ of the EU.

    Even though there was no true union in the first place (note that the single currency Euro no longer exists since C’yprus and capital controls restricting high denomination notes from being issued by certain southern member states), disintegration is still a powerful admission.

  40. 40
    SocialIST engineering. says:

    “The English, as a race, don’t deserve to survive” Jack Straw.

  41. 41
    Nickelarse Cleggover says:

    I’m so sorry Miriam. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Please stop kicking my bollux

  42. 42
    Corporal Jones says:

    We have armed forces and nuclear weapons to protect us from what?Invasion?
    Too fucking late.
    Scrap the lot and beef up our Police to keep a lid on the fuzzy wuzzies who are already here.

  43. 43
    A Reader says:

    After watching daily politics for first time in ages, the value and content of this blog becomes very obvious.

    Definitely better than the BBC.

  44. 44
    nellnewman says:

    Well or possibly the orange tangoed one from labour who originally came from south africa when they wouldn’t put up with him any longer – forget what his name is now , but he wanted to give gibralter to the spanish !

  45. 45
    SocialIST engineering. says:

    Can the EU disintegrate just a little faster please?

  46. 46
    disgruntled pot-grower says:

    Dear Steve Silman of Herga Road, North Harrow, Middx:

    Please return my hydroponic ‘Super-bud’ equipment or I’ll report you to the authorities.

    This stuff doesn’t grow on trees, I’ll have you know.

  47. 47
    Jimmy says:

    “His message to the Spanish government is clear”

    Indeed. Mess with Spoonface and he’ll retaliate with some vague pointless pseudo militaristic willy waving designed to impress the Daily Telegraph but won’t actually do anything.

  48. 48
    Dougie says:

    Mmm … Jim Dutton. Nobody’s fool and not to be messed with.

  49. 49
    Sunny D Addict says:

    Peter Hain also stopped Bla!r from being impeached over !raq.

  50. 50
    Chuka Umunna MP says:

    “…[T]hen a bald black bloke if I have to.”

    I’d pretty much do most trashy North London types, if nothing better comes along, truth be known. A bald black bloke’s gotta do what a bald black bloke’s gotta do, know wot I mean?

    I mean, Luciana Berger, right? Case closed.

  51. 51
    nellnewman says:

    Because the folks on it regards themselves as British and do not wish to secede to the spanish sinking ship.

    Very sensible too!

  52. 52
    Casual Observer says:

    Are any mozzie female police officers wearing full veils yet? If not, why not?

    What is the official LibLabConner policy on this Dave?

  53. 53
    Not just this blog but says:

    A log in the bog is better than the BBC

  54. 54
    Plonker Dave says:

    Excuse me. I threatened Assad & Co. very effectively, with the excellent active support of Willybum

  55. 55
    EU Watch says:

    It is and has been for a while.

    Another important aspect of that article is the explanation that non EU exports are what has been keeping G’ermany afloat.

    There go all the stupid arguments about The economic reasons to stay in for the UK in one simple observation.

  56. 56
    Betty, 42 Herga Road says:

    He relocated your gear to Northwood High St. in 1999, dear, but left you this link:

  57. 57
    Be afraid.be very afraid says:

    ‘His message to the Spanish government is clear’
    We have no ships but here’s a guy who’s seen one. Grrrr

  58. 58
    albacore says:

    Shirley the E U’s steady as the rock of Gibraltar
    It must be, or else the LibLabCons would have to alter
    Their absolute, cast-iron and set-in-stone denial
    Of putting the question to a referendum trial

  59. 59
    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Easy Jimmy, you almost sounding as if you would send in Hancock.

  60. 60
    Nelson says:

    I see no ships, only hardships

  61. 61
    Cock up the arsehole time says:

    All the nice girls love a sailor.

    All the nice boys fuck a marine.

  62. 62
    Angela Merkle says:

    After the German elections WE SHALL INVADE POLAND…*cough* sorry about that.

  63. 63
    Cock up the arsehole time says:

    Her schnozz is bigger that Chucky’s cock.

  64. 64
    Cock up the arsehole time says:

    Have you seen what the typical inhabitant of Gibraltar looks like?

    “New” British is the polite term: “Dago” is more accurate.

  65. 65
    Living in the past in jockland says:

    The Labourgraph isn’t what it was Jimmy, do try to keep up.

    It’s political editor has just joined Miliband’s merry crew, because he want’s another socialist government.

  66. 66
    Cock up the arsehole time says:

    Good point – Dave really scared the shit out of Putin.

  67. 67
    The Landlord Of This Blog says:

    I’ll take that as a compliment, left-handed though it sounds– but the BBC? Really? Almost anyone is better, FFS!

    But after my customary liquid lunch, I’m usually pretty easy-going about such things, anyway.

  68. 68
    EU Watch says:

    It was holed below the waterline a while back.

    Now the time is near where those who were invested in the Euro are nearly settled with what they have recouped it is time for the political mess that filled the economic vacuum to be cleared out.

    Support for the current EU status quo does not exist across the majority of the Eurozone. It is not just the UK who want out.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Heard a serious minded BBC discussion about the need for `Goth` police officers, who are currently under represented in the Constabulary, so the time must be ripe for hijab wearing officers of either sex.

  70. 70
    Fatty Pang says:

    Make me governor of Gibraltar and I’ll have the locals singing viva Española in no time.

  71. 71
    José Manuel Barroso says:

    Respect! Stuff those British fuckers! Fuck em! While you’re doing that, I’ll butt-fuck another £20 billion out of Wimpy Dave Camoron!

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

  72. 72
    Incapable Vince says:

    Celebrate the rich multicultural diversity !!!

  73. 73
    Maximus says:

    Go see. Don’t hurry back.

  74. 74
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    So masterful. Do you take requests?

  75. 75
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Jimmy’s sitting there with his hand on his cock.

  76. 76
    Vladimir says:

    I impaled Dave and Barry up their arses — and you ain’t seen nuffin yet.

  77. 77
    Maximus says:

    Had to check my dictionary to make sure you weren’t sneaking in a Spanish word there.

  78. 78
    God give me strength says:

    And Satan-worshipers. They’re underrepresented in the police force service.

  79. 79
    Firearms training officer to Goth recruit says:

    NO,shoot the criminal in the head not yourself you stupid C*nt.

  80. 80
    Why Give up a Sunday Evening to Listen To This Twat? says:

  81. 81
    Fraulein Murky says:

    Britons will be slaves. Deutschland Uber Alles

  82. 82
    FFS says:

    Will you illiterate fuckers stop writing “want’s”?

  83. 83
    God give me strength says:

    Another socialist government?? Isn’t the present one bad enough?

  84. 84
    Some Spic says:

    It’s very provocative that …. sticking a Marine in charge of Gib…

    I’m off to Ceuta

  85. 85
    Twitter Twats says:

    Anyone noticed the Labour conference hashtag #lab13 looks a bit like Labia? – Still they arel a bunch of pissflaps!

  86. 86
    10 migrant workers says:

    That’s this years tax contributions gone up in smoke.

  87. 87

    You are on your last warning, Bob from Pinner/Elsie/Ewa/Nurse Botha and similar!

  88. 88
    100 migrant workers says:

    Sorry missed a nought.

  89. 89
    Maximus says:

    Another Eton mess in the making.

  90. 90
    The LimpDums says:

    Remember: immigration is good for Britain!

    (So long as you avoid all the nasty facts, such as 1 in 7 prisoners being immigrants, and 25% of crime in London being committed by immigrants. If you forget all that – and the full schools and lack of jobs and housing for British people – then immigration is good for Britain!)

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    I wonder whether Baby P, Daniel Pelka and others would still be alive if their parents voted for (or were members of) UKIP???

  92. 92
    Driving in Russia says:

    Indeed — McCain having his nervous breakdown in public makes for fine spectator sport. Can only surmise that Putin authorised this to creep Obama out.

    http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/19-09-2013/125705-McCain_for_pravda_ru-0/#

  93. 93
    REALWORLDER says:

    Why not they are now full of arsehole fuckers and other perverts !!!

  94. 94
    deepthought says:

    I like tryanny myself! Much more appropriate.

  95. 95
    deepthought says:

    …”access to the Med”? With what exactly now that the Royal Navy has been effectively sunk.

  96. 96
    Shudder the idea that our PM would be playing war games during conference says:

    Now that “Dave” doesn’t have to commit assets to Syria he can obviously re-deploy them to the Straits…convenient that they are already in the “Med” on station….ideal for conference week.

  97. 97
    Dr Strangelove says:

    You’ve got to give her points for enterprise

  98. 98
    The UnQuiet Man says:

    Who told you that ? Even the Greeks and Cyps want to stay in the Euro, despite their problems of the moment.

  99. 99
    The UnQuiet Man says:

    Blowback from not being in the Shengen Area methinks ? So really the Spaniards are quite in order to be a little strict on their border with the Onshore/Offshore den of thieves that dear old Gib has become :)

  100. 100
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    You go, Old Hobo!

    Kick arse and take names!

  101. 101
    Anonymous says:

    I think that you will find Herga Road in Wealdstone. Please do not sully the name of Norf Arra with such errors.

  102. 102
    Hindu Kush says:

    How about bombing america.

  103. 103
    Hindu Kush says:

    Moderators you are fucking wankers.

  104. 104
    Bootneck. says:

    Or as we Jollies say “Per Mare, Per Terram, Per Haps”

  105. 105
    Pink Unicorn says:

    Spoken by an Israelite.

  106. 106
    Brenda says:

    One trusts the wasp received prompt medical attention.

  107. 107
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Is that the great-neice of old Communist ‘Manny’ Shinwell?

  108. 108
    Mike Hunt says:

    I king sized cunt on both accounts.

  109. 109
    1982 surrender monkey says:

    A former marine??

    If Dave really meant business, he’d have sent in the Paras.


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