September 18th, 2013

LibDems Writing Blank Cheques


  1. 1
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Blank cheques by blanks.

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    What sort of Transport Secretary would I be if I didn't waste money on bad transport schemes? says:

    Just practising for HS2!

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    Fred the Shred says:

    I got one of those but it was a red one.

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    My Real Name says:

    I switched the TV channel to Sky News to watch Clegg’s speech, only to see “The Looney Tunes Show”, which seemed right. Then I realised I was on CITV, and had pressed 72 instead of 82 on the remote.

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    Anonymous says:

    We got one in our town….it bounced!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I gave one of these to the City.

    British yachts for British bankers.

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    Owen's Remedial English teacher says:

    Not “literally” writing blank cheques. Probably not even literally printing them, as that would have been done by a silly-big-cheque manufacturer.

    Also there is only one cheque

    How about …

    “LibDems displaying a blank cheque, literally”

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    Vince Cable says:

    Ah there is the cheque for the A/C. I thought I had left it on the train with all those documents.

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    governor of the bilk of england says:

    i promise to owe the bearer…….

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    Jim says:

    It’s a Shame. All that hard work and they make a simple mistake like Labour did all the time. It is not their money to spend. The Tories just take less in the Robbery of the taxpayer.

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    LibDem Marketing Machine says:

    Spunking your money, so you don’t have to.

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    Anonymous says:
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    Internet Guru says:

    Call it HS 2.0 then you can sell it more.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Boris’s Quote of the Day to from his address to the IoD is daft. The Costa Concordia is not taking to the seas again. She’s being towed away to be scrapped.

    Absit omen.

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    Ah! a photo about a small country, far away, of which we know little.

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    Purple tie watch says:

    Cleggs turn today folks.

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    St Margaret says:

    The first Tory to scrap Free School Meals will join me in heaven.

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    God says:

    The Lib Dems are the Purgatory between The Heaven of Tories And Hell Of Labour.

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    Jimmy Savile's Ghost says:

    I hope that £600m they spent yesterday on needless free school meals is coming out of their bank account.

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    Nick Clegg, the new Kinnochio says:

    We’re all shite! We’re all shite! We’re all shite! We’re all shite!

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    cyril smith says:

    That’s my boy.

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    The Great British Public says:

    So we are stuck with the crazy human(criminal/terrorist) rights act because of Clegg and his piece of dogshit party?.

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    Guess who will pay? says:

    ‘Peru Two drug mules’ could be allowed to serve jail sentences in UK after guilty pleas

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    People need a licence to have children says:

    I have been accused of being a fascist for saying certain people shouldn’t be allowed to have children.

    It’s cases like this that make me stand firm on my position.

    The mummified body of a four-year-old boy was found in a cot in his mother’s bedroom almost two years after he starved to death, a jury has heard.

    Police who went into the property were faced with “conditions of squalor,” he said.

    “What they discovered disturbed even hardened officers,” said Mr Greaney.

    Ms Hutton was an abuser of alcohol and cannabis, the court was told.

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    Thanks, LimpDims, now I have to buy lunch for millionaires' kids says:

    And call the rolling stock “iTrains”. And probably use the words “connectivity” and “throughput” quite a lot.

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    Thanks, LimpDims, now I have to buy lunch for millionaires' kids says:

    Repeat after me: “They’re NOT free.”

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    Thanks, LimpDims, now I have to buy lunch for millionaires' kids says:

    Out of interest, was she claiming child benefit for those two years? (Firewall blocks access to the BBC, so I can’t look at the article.)

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    Anonymous says:

    A vote for the lib dems is a vote for a return to a liebour government.

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    The sluts will be out in six months ,selling their stories to the papers

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    BBC Robot says:

    We are programmed to only give biased left wing news and points of view. I accidentally exposed my robotic self since my sensors detected the item as an Ipad:

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    UKIP says:

    Seems very apt to us.

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    Crazy Cat Lady says:

    Guido you is not signed, a blank cheque has a signature.

    This is a big LibDem cheque.

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    Get Rid of Scotland says:

    Stop writing blank cheques for the Scots

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    Major Disaster says:

    Well if the Lib Dumbs are writing cheques, then maybe they can pay back the money owed to people conned by Micheal Brown their biggest donor (now a guest of her Majesty) but that’s never going to happen, as that would mean being honerable, decent and trustworthy…

    All the things no politician ever is these days…

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    Y Y O Y says:

    Would you need a ream of paper A N D an iPad on the same desk.

    Unless the paper was for the kids crayoning.

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    Red Ed says:

    Was one for me?
    Blank both sides?
    Yup that’s the one.

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    Just Saying. says:

    £600 million and counting as from today.

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    Just Saying. says:

    Senior moment?

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    Joss Taskin says:

    The dead child’s name was Hamza Khan. Where, I wonder, was Mr. Khan ?????

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    St Vince of Incapable says:

    But there again I cannot remember what it was for.
    Could be my household and office expenses?

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    Just Saying says:

    She was claiming the child’s benefits for the two years.

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    Julia Middleton CEO Common Purpose says:

    He has now been re-programmed. And I have arranged for the previous programmer to visit our holiday centre on a remote island in eastern EUrAsia.

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    how about says:

    Give the English a vote over Scots Independence.
    Just to ensure it’s a Yes.

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    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    Never heard of him. Is he important?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Libdem moment.

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    Unemployed troughers says:

    No matter V, just whack it on XPS. Seems the coffers are full again.

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    English demand the West Lothian Question is answered says:

    I have just come back from Scotland and I can tell you that when it comes to it the Scots will vote with their wallets to stay in the union ………………but if not then the first thing that needs to happen is that all LibDem and Labour MPs representing Scottish Constituencies need to be disbarred from Westminster as soon as Independence takes effect in 2016 and in the meantime not be allowed to vote on any solely english matter not affecting their constituents

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    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    Boris is froth and latin

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    BBC - Biased Boring Corporation says:

    We are supporting and querying the inept Lib Dem promotion of universal school meals for under 8 year olds including millionaire families. The fact that this action is counter to their previous statements on mansion taxes and winter fuel to only less wealthy families is not being investigated or disclosed.

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    English demand the West Lothian Question is answered says:

    That will also put pay to Nick’s Coaltion and Labour ever having a majority at Westminster ever again

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    Channel 4 Musl!ms says:

    Heh heh heh

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    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    I picked the tie but allowed Nick to chose his own lie. He has outlived his usefulness.

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    anonus says:

    will the scotch one go for in or out?

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    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    The LibDems will do anything to promote their school meals gimmick

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I keep saying I’m doing my best.

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    Benny Fitz-Roy says:

    So there has to be a child,hmmm

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    Bennies from heaven (limp dim zone) says:

    No matter, money for all.Vote for us.

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    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    True. But we will have broken up the Union. A policy we have pursued for several decades.

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    Bennies from heaven (limp dim zone) says:

    Caught red (ha) handed nicking it was he.

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    UffusDuffus says:

    If LibDems are writing blank cheques then one should be made payable to the creditors of 5th Avenue Partners Ltd totalling £2.4m, in repayment of the stolen funds received from fraudster Michael Brown in 2005, and still not returned.

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    Josh Shin says:

    Try the local telephone directory, mooslim edition.

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    Quartermaine Savage-Splitter says:

    Yup, it flies in the face of everything the Government is trying to do…
    Why not dinners just for the poorest?

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    Josh Shin says:

    The lothian question needs sorting now, no good scotch voting to stay expecting business as usual. Payback time needs to be addressed. That should at least ensure they foxtrot oscar on 18.9.14.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    I can’t remember the last time I had Sky on.

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    The Maimed Badger says:

    Bit like their Policies then… worthless

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Yes I agree. When it comes to robbing people who pay tax, the Tories come out top. They may take less but I’m sure more goes in their pockets.

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    eh? says:

    Do they have policies?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    So,so wrong.

    Oil revenue pissed away by the UK.

    As I said last night,many people on the internet & not surprisingly the MSM take great delight at rubbishing Scotland.The utter lie that rUK subsidise the great drunken unwashed of Scotland.

    So you should all be pushing for a yes vote to free you of the neds north of the border.

    Again,what would the rUK spend all the money formerly spent on ungrateful Scots?

    Will you all get a dive in income tax? A more equal society? A conservative government for ever when the pesky Scottish Labour MPs are no longer there?

    FFS.This is the level of the debate.No wonder people disengage with politics.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Yes, but without that nice Mr Blair!

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    but says:

    How the hell can a child be dead for two years and no-one, apart from his “mother” knows?
    What about social services (yet again),health professionals,friends or family members?

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    The Quiet Man says:

    You don’t agree with the Niemoeller sentiment then ?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I’m struggling to understand the meaning of your post.

    To be fair,so are you.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Will it stop the enrichment of Londonistan, Bradfordistan, Islamabrum and Bournemouth?

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    Cornish pasty says:

    I don’t give a shit about the monetary aspect or the union.
    I’m just sick of the miserable fuckers blaming the
    English for everything.
    I want total Independence from them.

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    Multiculti Nick says:

    It’s not just about money. Its about getting control over what children eat. Halal for all.

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    Monetary Policy Unit says:

    Y2K – still no resolution

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    UKIP or bust says:

    It’s a good thing (err shame) she didn’t vote UKIP, they would have raided her and the poor kids life might have been saved.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    That’s up to the immigration policies of whoever the people elect.

    Perhaps the people of England should start an Independence Party?

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I don’t ! :)

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    Lord Bog Blocker of Hull says:

    Regional assembbly anyone?.

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Liberal Demoncrats. the wankers in the coalition.

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    A Duplicitous Two Face Shit aka A UnderPaid MP..... says:

    You might believe its your money but its ALL OURS !!!!

    To waste as we wish, because there is always plenty more where that

    came from…………

    Now get back to your 24/7 slaves work….while I enjoy my subsidised steak,

    fries & a bottle or two of fortified grape juice…….

    We know our place by divine right at the Top…….

    You will be forced to accept yours as the Underlings……….

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    Comic film star painted blue says:

    The referendum is being held the wrong side of the border. If Salmond wants to win ask the fecking English and Scotlandland and the entire buch of fecking winging bores north of the border would be independent in a heartbeat.

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    Expensive Consultancy says:

    We’re working on it for you. Keep sending the fees.

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    Tail wags dog says:

    Lib dums they really are a bunch of tossers. I hope they get absolutely annihilated in 2015

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    Bill de Berg says:

    Not quite, the purple tie thing is a message to their handlers that they are ‘on board’.
    They are always donned when seeking support or reassuring their bosses that they, despite postures to the contrary, will continue to do as they are told.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I would imagine very few Scots blame the English for everything.Those that do are very stupid just like the very stupid English berating the Scots for being subsidy junkies.There is no bigger leech on the UK economy than London.However London pulls in vast amounts into the country.

    It’s not easy to understand is it? Flinging insults is very easy.

    Anyone with sense would blame the politics spewing from Westminster as do many people from Shetland to Cornwall.

    This whole blog is dedicated to the failure & frailty of politics in Westminster. Hundreds of bloggers agree.

    The politics of Holyrood may not be much better but I would like to see a change to the status quo.

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    Honest View says:

    Well at least Clegg was honest: all his party can do is stop the policies of the far bigger parties, to act as a chain around their necks. A great achievement, I’m sure.
    It’s odd how Cameron allows Clegg to gain credit for all the nice, give-away policies (kiddies’ meals etc etc.), while the Conservatives have to play Bad Cop (cruel to to the most vulnerable etc, etc,) Just why is Cameron so naive?

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    Freebie…bie…bie…bie! Innit?

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    Ed Millpuppet back stabber says:

    I hath one polithy at leath. The polithy is that is that I thould do what Len insthructs me to do and when he THats I thould do it. I did thay I wanted to dethide some things but Len that’s that I cannot be theento make up polithy as I am indecithive. I told Len I can dethide stuff but not wight away and I always need a thilleto blade to thstab thomeone in the back. You thee I can dethide thom things after all.

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    DC says:

    Phil Taylor Con, Ealing is a total and utter twat he should be discusted with himself, but he probaly so ignorant he doesnt even realise what hes said.Pity he wont be voted out but his voters are who they are.

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    A Murdock says:

    Does it still fit you?.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Aussies axe Climate Change Dept.

    You beauty :-)

    Can’t we swap Tony Abbott’s government for our useless coalition.

    Australia will boom over the coming decade as hoards of talented,hard working Brits leave the sinking UK and emigrate to Australia.

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    Jeremy Thorpe says:

    For real?!.

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    Honest View says:

    I used to be indifferent to them. Now I hate them with a vengeance.
    They are mean, disloyal, willing to sell our country to the EU and to green interests. They are only in government because the mathematics of our system granted them a totally unrepresentative say in the way the country is governed. They strut around as if they are a major party with a huge following. They are untrustworthy to the very highest degree and were they in alliance with a proper Tory rather than a disguised Liberal, they would have been put in their place long ago.
    Come the election, my first wish is that the yellow bellies are slaughtered, and are left way behind UKIP.

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    Aden Serviceman says:

    Sharpened stick up the arse hey sunshine.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Is the fare still ten guineas, dear?

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    Honest View says:

    Yes, one of the sickening things about “net” immigration figures is that they hide the fact that young, qualified and ambitious indigenous people are off to Oz, NZ and Canada, and are replaced by.. well, look around you.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Bill de Berg says:

    The EU control the immigration policies of every EU country.

    The UKBA is an EU institution, managed on behalf of the EU by the Home Office.

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    Guido Fawkes says:

    The Daily Mail exposure has really affected your brain, Holborn. Have a long lie down and give us a tinkle when you’re feeling yourself again.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Agree 100%.

    Political prostitutes.

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    Quartermaine Savage-Splitter says:

    Well, maybe it is closer to the democracy that we should have

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Are you looking around your dingy room, full of defunct computers and half-eaten paella, and wondering why you ever left the, infinitely more interesting, world of banking, dear?

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    A Christian says:

    UK TV Schedule 2030

    6.00am Caliphathe World News (Imams Speeches)
    9.00am Recap of this weeks stoneings and hand removals (viewer discrestion not advised).
    1.00pm Prayers
    4.00 pm Western Homosexual Games.
    6.00 pm Female Mutualtion, a must.
    9.00 pm Males Only. Adultery, how to do it right.
    10.00 pm Wife selection for the evening.
    12.00pm Closedown.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Here we go again.

    St Stephen is the lead story on C4 News.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Interesting. What part of Scotland did you go to? How long did you stay?How many people did you talk to about the independence debate?

    If Scotland does vote yes I think there will be a two year shuffle period but I think that depends of the electoral cycle within both countries.Not one of the most pressing problems I wouldn’t have thought.

    Where the fuck are you going to park the nuclear subs? St.Catharine’s Dock?

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    Broadwater Farm says:

    Which part of merseyside are you in Surrey?.

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    wurzel says:

    I’ll tek 5

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    Gerry Mandering. says:

    Elsie – you are a gem!

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    A Pensioner says:

    Wish I was younger.

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    White and Old says:

    Shite is the word you are looking for.

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    Sandalista says:

    …..because the mathematics of our system …..

    It’s FPTP and you didn’t

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    Abu Quatarda says:

    Mozzie gets get everywhere.

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    Anonymous says:

    The ladies on Mumsnet are all saying that school meals are rubbish anyway, so this “kids performing better after shool lunches” guff seems questionable.

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    RomaBob picking a pocket or two... says:

    LIbDips as much use as burpas on a hog !

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    Pierre Dos Utt says:


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    Anonymous says:

    I dont think that is fair, they should stay in peru where the jails are dire.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    So now the Lib Dem losers are out the way, on to Labour…

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    Anonymous says:

    To be fair to David Cameron, can you imagine working with Clegg ? he is an ego on legs !

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    The Wrong Miliband says:

    A blank cheque to pay for the policies on my blank sheet of paper. I love it !

    [Goes down on one knee.]

    Nick, will you marry me ?

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    Begs says:

    Let the ‘Irish’ one serve her time in Dublin. Why the fuck should we in the UK pick up the tab for her, let alone the grumpy Jock

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    Have a Coke and a smile says:

    Rather a hate filled bunch, aren’t you? Make no mistake, I have no truck with the criminals in Labour and the perverts in the Lib Dems, but you lot seem to hate just about everyone – blacks, gays, the poor, the disabled, women. You can have your political views without hating so many people.

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    broderick crawford says:

    …. or as the chef with the carribbean accent was heard to have said when his dessert did not pass muster

    aaah’m fuckin’ dis custard .

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    HangThe Bostards says:

    Mark my words within a few years there will be a prime time BBC ISLAM

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    RomaBob picking a pocket or two... says:

    Aire fe mabda’ak…… hahahahahaha

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    Pa Buck-Lin via email c/o Hong Kong says:

    LOL @ “Quote of the Day”
    Boris has a bright future ahead of him…….
    ….in journalism.

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    A typical muzzie says:

    I hate everyone! Death the West! Death to the infidels! Death to gays! Death to women who don’t wear burqas!

    Death! Death! Death! (as commanded by the religion of peace and tolerance)

    (anyone who dislikes what I say is a ray cyst!) Death to them!!

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    broderick crawford says:


    aaaawwriiiiight ,,,,,awriiiiighht … awwwwrrrriiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhht !!!!

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    rough diamond says:

    Yes. She is, dear.

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    broderick crawford says:

    they don ‘ t have a bank account …. unacceptable credit score .

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    Thanks, LimpDims, now I have to buy lunch for millionaires' kids says:

    Nope, slightly more expensive, but nowhere near as expensive as staying here.

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    Cola is shite n'all says:

    Citations please

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    Cola is shite n'all says:

    Citations please

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    hapless, conservative canvaser: ” Oh. hello, can I count on your support ?”.
    householder: “never you mind about that, what I want to know is what do you think about those lampposts. ?”
    hapless conservative candidate ( tuns round to view lampposts); ” Er, I don’t know, is there something the matter with them ?”
    householder: ” not at all, I think they would be brilliant for hanging bastards like you.”

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    Question Brine says:

    Tomorrow night’s Question Time is gonna be comedy gold. On the panel are Ken Clarke, Harriet Harman, Shirley Williams, Laurie Penny and Anthony Worrall Thompson. Penny will be a hoot.

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    rough diamond says:


    You’re the only one typing this shite, dear. I pop in every 3 weeks, or so, to dump one.

    So when you refer to “a hate-filled bunch”, I have to laugh at the exaggeration, the pointlessness of it all and your mental health, in general.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    And Cameron is a bit of a mong.

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    Immigration: half a millon last year and rising says:

    Funny, I was walking around my town today (in Suffolk), and there were lots of “foreign” types (very very unusual). And one ‘foreign’ type was chatting to a local in English, but when she turned to her 3 kids (all aged about 2) she spoke to them in .. I dunno.. Swahili. She certainly didn’t want them to speak our language.

    So, what chance of those kids integrating? What chance of those kids being “valuable members of society”? Of them contributing to our economy, rather than being parasites, for life?

    In short, they’re just going to ignore our culture entirely and spend their lives putting their fingers in our pockets.

    Just as the LibLabCon hoped.

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    Josh Shin says:

    “Not one of the most pressing problems I wouldn’t have thought.”

    Double negative, moron. Also, space when starting a new sentence.

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    Anthony Wirral-Worrall Thompson says:

    Mathematically-speaking, it’s odds-on that one of my hands will smell of pilchards come 8.30pm tomorrow evening.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Surely in these Politically Correct times they should be dubbed:

    Political Escorts

    – ???

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Hmm. The Cons, eh? Bastards! What wankers!

    As opposed to Labour. Who lied about WMD, killed half a million men, women and children. Working class. Meh.

    As opposed to Labour, which flooded the country with immigrants who hate us.

    Tried to get social housing? Oh dear, none available. All full of immigrants.

    “Labour sent out ‘search parties’ for immigrants to get them to come to the UK, Lord Mandelson has admitted.

    “In a stunning confirmation that the Blair and Brown governments deliberately engineered mass immigration, the former Cabinet Minister and spin doctor said New Labour sought out foreign workers.

    “He also conceded that the influx of arrivals meant the party’s traditional supporters are now unable to find work.”

    Oh, and of course Labour sitting back and watching the NHS murder tens of thousands of patients. You know, because intervening would maybe perhaps discredit the NHS a bit.

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    Statistically speaking, 0.0001% of license-fee payers will watch Question Time tomorrow evening.

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    that’s embaaaaarassing

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    Achmed the dead terrorist says:

    Silence… I kill you

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    I’m sorry.
    a hapless, labour canvasser said ”

    is that better ?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Thanks for the correction. I did not realise a double negative was not allowed.

    I do love the use of moron though. It’s instilled a desire to learn much more from your posts.

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    The Red Penny Fan Club says:

    Any idea what Laurie will be wearing tomorrow night ?


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    Ginger rodent says:

    Presume Hatemen will be there to get dimbledum to silence any thing she does not like by tugging dimbledums arm again?

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    Ginger rodent says:

    Presume Hatemen will be there to get dimbledum to silence any thing she does not like by tugging dimbledums arm again?

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    Beeboid says:

    Watch dimble then interrupt as hardbint wanted. The BBC working for labour

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    He doesn't mean what he says:

    Clegg says he “the anchor” for the Coaltion. He means “the wankhor”. The poor delusional boy Clegg tried so hard to deliver what he obviously believed to be Churchillian oratory but just sounded like an over excited schhol boy.

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    Penny Dreadful says:

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    Anon anon anon BUT voting UKIP cause I want my country back says:

    Most probably the full ve*il bur*ka………..

    for this multi cultural shite hole…..especially on the Al-Be*eba

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    Simon Hughes says:

    Got his number?

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t understand the logic of the Limp Dims. Why would they chose to go into government with Labour over the Tories if they had a choice?

    Going in with Labour would mean two left wing parties and the Limp Dums would have no distinction at all, they’d simply try to out left wing each other.

    At least with the Tories they do have a chance to push through distinct policies such as the 10K tax threshold.

    Whilst other policies are daft (like a mansion tax) at least being in with the Tories people can see the difference.

    Also at the next election the likelihood is Labour will get a small working majority and I don’t if Red Ed will want Clegg around, even if the Labour majority is in single figures.

    Of course the issue will be that Labour will once again have to reply on their block Scottish vote to pass legislation that will mostly effect England, something that is undemocratic and needs to be changed.

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    Salmond says:

    All I want is to be PRIME MINISTER.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh fuck off with the modding again!!!

    I don’t understand the logic of the Limp Dims. Why would they chose to go into government with Labour over the Tories if they had a choice?

    Going in with Labour would mean two left wing parties and the Limp Dums would have no distinction at all, they’d simply try to out left wing each other.

    At least with the Tories they do have a chance to push through distinct policies such as the 10K tax threshold.

    Whilst other policies are daft (like a mansion tax) at least being in with the Tories people can see the difference.

    Also at the next election the likelihood is Labour will get a small working majority and I don’t if Red Ed will want Clegg around, even if the Labour majority is in single figures.

    Of course the issue will be that Labour will once again have to reply on their block Scottish vote to pass legislation that will mostly effect England, something that is undemocratic and needs to be changed.

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    Waitrose says:

    Would those be lifted from us, Mr W-T?

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    Stuff all of the Al-Be*eb where the don't shine says:

    I see its the usual QT Left Wing Dom*inate Panel from the Bia*sed Broa*dcasting Com*pany………..

    What else did you expect…… ? “Bal*ance” a word that is not allowed to be
    uttered on any Al-Be*eb channel otherwise you are ex-comm*unicated for
    ever more……

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    Elspeth says:

    My friend, Mildren and I both think Nicjk Clegg is so cute. Never mind that he says he’s shagged 30 women, we’d jump in with him.

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    The Quiet Man says:

    Are you Al Murray, and can I claim my £5 ?

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    Harriet says:

    Who the fuck is Laurie Penny and should I be worreid?

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


    After the next Election, once I have lost another 20 or 30 FibDem MPs, my influence will be greater and greater. No matter who is the prime minister, whether it’s Cameron or Red Ed, I will have the final say, the absolute veto over all government policies. I am omnipotent, I am the Sage of Sheffield, I am the Nation’s’ Saviour, the bridgehead into a federal Europe !

    My natural modesty prevents me from elaborating further here.

    Vote LibDim for higher taxes ! Vote LibDim for more nauseating me !!

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    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    Nick Clegg wasn’t the only wanchor speaking utter cobblers today…..

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    The Costa Concordia cost £375m to build, £500m (and rising) to salvage and will realise some £20m or so in scrap.

    It reminds one of Brownian post-neoclassical endogenous growth theory economics, the more so when one realises that the most valuable parts are found in the toilets.


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    Anonymous says:

    Meanwhile,in Mogadishu-east.

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    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

    Fuck off, Nick.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Wasn’t it her party who opened the floodgates to millions of immigrunts during The Reign of Terror 1997-2010 ??

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Rumpy Pumpy really is getting worried about G’ermany, and having a go at the UK.

    Get rid of the current EU executive, roll back to Ma’astricht, and dump the idea of Federal Union.

    That would get Europe moving properly again.

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    Just askin says:

    Why should we believe anything you say.
    You have been demonstratably proved to be a fraud.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    But not many of them came up our way.

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    HenryV says:

    With voter apathy I fear that the LibDems will always be in power as the Tories and Labour will always need them to form a government.

    Forget the Tyranny of the Majority that would be the Tyranny of the Statically Anomalous Minority.

    We are truly fucked.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Hi UH, I think the double negative in your sentence doesn’t make much sense, unless you did mean to say that you do not think about the issues not being pressing ?

    However, why JS thought that warranted an ad hominem is perhaps one of those mysteries which one should not think about.

    Got your meaning though, and agree with what I think is your actual sentiment :-)

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    It used to be Cheshire – the Hon. Home County.

    Actually I had no objection to the name as it dis-associated us from those wealthy towns south of Manc.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Name change.

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    life is wonderful says:

    hello twatty

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    Twat watch says:

    There is no subject reported in the Daily Mail that Schrodiner’s cat cannot speak on with authority. Yes he tried to justify his stupid comment about the taxi rank principle applying to Clifford Chance by reference to the Bar Council rules (which don’t apply to solicitors), yes he said that a number was divisible by 3 when it was not, and yes he exagerated his father’s qualifications, but when it comes to a story that is in the Daily mai, he knows his stuff.

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    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

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    Why don’t you just fuck off


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    Btw whats with those silly numbers at the bottom of his posts ? says:

    Yes Schrodingers cat is a pompous arsehole who got caught out talking shite about the taxi rank principle. Instead of admitting he got it wrong he went on a rant of breath taking irrelevance. Schrodingers twat more like.

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    life is wonderful says:

    hello again twatty

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    Polly Toynbee's dried-up vag says:

    Pour little tat! Don’t cwy! Mummy in Heaven won’t be happy if you cwy!

    Twy not to cwy, little bwain-dead tat! Don’t make mummy cwy!

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    English knuckledragger watch says:

    If all Englishmen were like you believe me we would vote for it.

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    English knuckledragger watch says:

    Josh shin ‘The Lothian Question”? Pray tell is Great Yarmouth in the county of Folk ?

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    life is wonderful says:

    hello cretin

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    Fishy says:

    I suppose they are rubbish compared with what the Primrose Hill and Hampstead Mums-Set provide in little Tarquin and Jaquesta’s lunch boxes

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    How desperate can a sockpuppet become?

    Four consecutive replies to my post (including at 9:34 pm) plus even more on my other post above.

    Now to the maths:

    104411 = 263 x 397

    Therefore it is not a prime and exposes him as a obsessive-compulsive fake.


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    Paddy Pantsdown (simpering old vegetable and creep) says:

    Look, I would just like to say that I’m just as reprehensible as you.

    *Smirks at camera* Gosh, I really am odious, aren’t I?

    Not as odious as you, though.

    *Smirks at camera* *laughs at victims of the Euro* *smirk* *smirk*

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    English knuckledragger watch says:

    To be fair to Josh Shin he’s just back from a delicious slap up meal at Selfridges .

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    8illy Kebab's Mum says:

    It is time for you to go to bed 8illy!

    And remember Schrodiner’s cat is very particualr about spelling – it is cat not tat, cry not cwy, and brain not bwain.

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    Polly Toynbee's dried-up vag says:

    Don’t cwy, little tat! Mummy in Heaven won’t be happy if you cwy!

    Cwy not, little Tat. Cwy not, braindead little tat!

    Mummy in Heaven won’t be happy if you cwy!

    Poor little bwain-dead tat! Poor little cwipple!

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    Fishy says:

    Not just left wing…the BBC has moved to the left of Labour with Trots, Penny and Jones almost on the payroll. And you’ll catch the SWP on Gameshow Campbell’s programme most weeks.

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    PC glossary for every occassion says:

    Political sex workers.

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    No one posts under their m-m-m-m-moniker any more says:

    But Brown would have not even got the £20m back!

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    8illy Kebab's Mum says:

    - but you did get the taxi rank principle wrong, you did lie about divison by 3, and you did lie about your father’s purported qualifications. Why do you do it, and why don’t you admit it when you get caught?
    Even my little 8illy admits his mistakes (although he would sometimes try to blame somebody called tat – I always thought that was you!).
    Nobody cares about your numbers, and your fake knows it so I suspect he does not even try to look for prime numbers (it is not difficult if he wanted to do so).
    Just try to calm yourself down, and don’t get so worked up. If you exagerate and lie, you will get caught out. It is a shame that you involved your father.

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    8illy Kebab's Mum says:

    It is not his mummy in heaven that is upset, it is his father following yesterday’s incident.

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    AC2 says:

    Like you website Tat! Trouble is, it does not work – rather like you.

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    Sleeping sickness says:

    Simon Hughes always looks as he’s asleep. He has that annoying arrogant way of closing his eyes when he is gving interviews. You can’t trst someone who doesn’t look you in the eye. Hughes is no exception.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    Yes, sitting next to cable, that pair are a right win double.

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    Paddy Pants-Down says:

    “As I was saying, blah, blah, blah…..” (half an hour gone). Pants-Down is as bad as Welsh Windbag Pinnochio in that he takes half an hour to say what could be said in two minutes.

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    life is wonderful says:

    hello again cretin

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    life is wonderful says:

    fuck off ACbumboy.

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    Ever-loving Priapus says:

    LibDems Writing Blank Cheques.

    Labour Wrote Blank Cheques.

    Conservatives Honouring Blank Cheques.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Wirral was pleasent but car parking charges are set to destroy the area says:

    Which area of dream land do you live, you not been to Wavertree lately, Mogadishu central, and the rest of the area is little Poland, people are even moaning about the Polish taking over the best jobs and Liebour little lovers getting the trash contracting ones.

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    Mental illness is bad for your employment prospects (see above) says:
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    Daily mai says:

    In a hurry?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Indeed Tachy – Boris appears to be losing the plot. The real laugh was of the full content of his quote and where it led to. He set sail and having plotted the wrong course thinking he could make good for himself – he crashed upon the rocks – The Captain and a band of Institutional [They all should be] plonkers.

    btw – I deliberately declined to make any mention / comment of that ‘Bar soliciting stuff’ t ‘other day … well well.

    Those Yellow Circus Tent performers were fukcing hilarious this week – I believe the public are in for lots more hilarious comedy and make believe next week too.

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Hi SC: Thanks for link on the fatal Kant discussion. It is a good sign that such matters are still taken seriously.

    Your sock puppet should be regarded as an existential problem.

    Apply Kant to manipulate them, if they are willing to emulate you.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Conference season – has been replaced with Comedy Season.

    Keep Calm – and keep laughing in all the political pygmies’ faces.

    And remember; just in case you forgot – this is the “Twenty First Century” – OMG!

    [* BW falls on the floor in an uncontrollable fit of laughter *]

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Fuck off CO2, dear!

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    dirdatdem says:

    Ah! but you didn’t save the world/universe/yourself, fibdems the dreams of great things with other peoples money including the ones in poverty.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I certainly hope that the msm aren’t trying / aiding and abetting certain ptb to deliberately distract from the Smith Elm House stuff and contrary to the Public interest?

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    And good evening to you Elsie.

    Now, did you remember to pop the electric blanket on ?

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    UKID DING says:

    WHY ??

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    Lard Everard says:

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    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:


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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    This was another triumph of Britain under Labour.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    What’s happened to the comments?

    Playground stuff.

    I think Twitter is still open for the side splitting one liners.

    Strange obsession with cat.I don’t understand it.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    B£iar’s daughter robbed at gunpoint ??? What exquisite irony if it was by some of his imported voters !!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Oh dear. YouGov is not very good though is it?

    I’d love to see the day when every party gets 0% on one of their polls.Statistically nearly impossible & if it happened they’d never publish it.

    Ignore me.Silly musings.

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    The mumsnet collective concurs:

    Harsh, but fair.

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    Anonymous says:

    Rampton has had a mass breakout which the authorities naturally have not yet spotted. When they do, they will cover up in the best of tradition. Meanwhile we suffer.

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    Self Employed says:

    Fecking NewsShite perpetuating BBCs use of ‘Bedroom Tax’ misnomer with the studio transformed with bedroom wallpaper!! They are a set of Liebour cnuts!!!

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Never mind the iniquitous Bedroom Tax, have you paid your Telly Tax ?

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    Fishy says:

    Poor old Emily Nomates of the BBC is having a bad night on Labour’s Newsnight.

    To a New Tech Expert, ‘These new technologies aren’t creating any jobs’…YES they are she is told

    To an expert on Greek Politics, ‘The Greeks are going to band Golden Dawn’…NO they’re not…’ she is told.

    Stick to reading the news and the autocue deary. It’s much safer and much more in keeping with your talents.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    This is something the BBC will probably not be reporting on:

    UKIP will be on ITV1 discussing their Health Policy tomorrow at 6:20AM on Daybreak.

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    UKID DING says:

    UKIP start shedding councilllors

    Quietly UKIP are losing councillors who are resigning, being suspended or defecting.

    Cllr Dave Whittingham of Fareham Borough Council has returned to the fold as a Conservative – after a spell as an independent and then a UKIP councillor. Welcome back.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Ignore the BBC.

    UKIP position is against reforming this subsidy.

    Why ? [A] £325m saving isnt worth all the upset of people losing homes

    H/T David Coburn

    Now why is Labour not putting the case like this ? Because Labour do not want to engage in constructive debate.

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Lose a few ex-Con councillors gain a few Labour.

    Trend is still gravitating towards UKIP.

    What is significant is that Labour councillors are crossing the floor.

    Vote UKIP.

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    Displaced Brummie says:

    Not if the signature’s blank as well. Then that’s a double blank.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Blair and Mandelson’s wealth would suggest that in fact Labour are the consummate thieves.

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    EU Watch says:

    Looks like some real fear in G’ermany is starting to show…

    However, an AfD support of > 5% would work in Merkels favor given the coalition map.

    Perhaps she wishes to secure that.

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    Fishy says:

    Newsnight rely on yet another Trade union report. BBC close to Labour and the Guardian and the Unions

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    UKID DING says:

    A Ukip vote is a wasted vote. Vote Ukip, get Balls and Miliband.

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    US Watch says:

    There is more than one way to skin a cat:

    Apparently this is being crafted to prevent a repeat of Syr!a with !ran, and ostensibly to head off the possibility of !srael being goaded into confrontation with a nuclear tipped !ran.

    The previous paragraph should of course make no sense.

    A Russ!an nuclear shield in Syr!a, and S300 anti-missile systems deployed across Syr!a should allay !srael’s fears, but perhaps are stoking US angst ?

    Will Cameron be up for a vote on !ran any time before the next election ?

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Keep Calm, Vote UKIP says:

    When are the government going to drop the ridiculous ‘and climate change’ from the Department of Energy title ?

    US activists who have funded a new study will be seeing a major blow back as the numbers which were touted in 2007 are revised heavily downwards.

    Should vindicate the ‘climate change deniers’ (awful lefty terminology), and perhaps put the believers in the denial camp.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    1998 – and that was only from the train. I’ve not travelled south by rail since.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    A good idea sketched on the back of a fag packet but the ramifications were ignored.Similar to the “poll tax”,tax credits,NHS computerization of patients records & the not coming soon universal credit.

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    Living in 98.221% white Merseyside says:

    Mr Clegg’s speech was quite impressive. Just watched it. Bet it will be the best of the three leaders’ speeches even if it needs to be taken with a pinch of salt.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Make the beſt of him, a good Orator, is a turnecoat, an euill man, bonus Orator peſſimus vir, he is a meere voice, as he [Lipsius] ſaid of a Nightingale, dat sine mente sonum, an hyberbolicall lier, a flatterer, a paraſite, and as Ammianus Marcellinus will, a corrupting coſener, one that doth more miſchiefe by his fair speeches, then he that bribes by money, for a man may with more facility avoide him that circumvents by mony, then him that deceiues with gloſing termes, which made Socrates ſo much abhorre and explode them.
    — Robert Burton, The Anatomy of Melancholy.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Mаkе thе bеſt оf hіm, а gооd Оrаtоr, іѕ а turnесоаt, аn еuіll mаn, bоnuѕ Оrаtоr реſſіmuѕ νіr, hе іѕ а mееrе νоісе, аѕ hе [Lірѕіuѕ] ſаіd оf а Νіghtіngаlе, dаt ѕіnе mеntе ѕоnum, аn hуbеrbоlісаll lіеr, а flаttеrеr, а раrаſіtе, аnd аѕ Аmmіаnuѕ Mаrсеllіnuѕ wіll, а соrruрtіng соſеnеr, оnе thаt dоth mоrе mіſсhіеfе bу hіѕ fаіr ѕреесhеѕ, thеn hе thаt brіbеѕ bу mоnеу, fоr а mаn mау wіth mоrе fасіlіtу аνоіdе hіm thаt сіrсumνеntѕ bу mоnу, thеn hіm thаt dесеіuеѕ wіth glоſіng tеrmеѕ, whісh mаdе Sосrаtеѕ ſо muсh аbhоrrе аnd еxрlоdе thеm.
    — Rоbеrt Burtоn, Τhе Аnаtоmу оf Mеlаnсhоlу.

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    Syril Smith says:

    In the old days, at a Lib Dem party conference there would be young boys farting sperm everywhere…nostalgia

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    John Tandy says:

    Can you imagine what the combined blank cheque’s of a joint Labour Lib Dem Government would do to our weakened economy post 2015 ? We would plunge straight back into the mire. A vote for the Lib Dems in 2015 would be a vote for Labour if the Tory’s do nothing about the UKIP threat…..

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    Nick Clegg, homœopathic cockroach-in-chief says:

    Shut up and pay your food tax.

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    we are here, waiting.
    We are always here, all we can do is wait with patience, our love is boundless, our patience is unlimited.
    3 generations, 10 generations it makes no difference, time passing can only bring us closer because we are the same.
    grasp the opportune time in history, come back to our bosom.
    Join with us and affirm our common destiny. negotiate a new UNITED Kingdom outside of the EU.

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    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Conservative Party membership has almost HALVED since Cameron became leader

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    Skirt wearing porridge brain watch says:

    Then what’s stopping you then you scotch Cnut. Oh I know the money tap would get turned off and you moaning gist would moan even more.

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    Skirt wearing porridge brain watch says:

    Perhaps none of the above but universal hiss will be gone so it will be worth it

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    EUSSR watch - Reichmarshall Pompey department says:

    Who is this van dumpy fellow. Did I get to vote for him in a democratic election? No? Well he can fuck right off then the little snivelling shit

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    @Casual Observer 2

    Thanks for your post. I had the good fortune to have some English friends visit yesterday and, as it was a grey day here, unusually for this time of year, we went out for a great but inexpensive lunch to a lovely hilltop village called Grožnjan which is about 40km from where I normally am. Soon after they left another friend, who lives in the same village, came around unannounced for the evening and so I was only able to make a few posts and point out the sockpuppetry perpetrated in my name, and I have no doubt, in the name of others here.

    Before turning to Kant, it seems there is plenty of mala in se in evidence within the above comments.

    It is even probable, given the fantastical lengths that some have attempted here, that if I were to mention the Categorical Imperative, I might be accused of nepotal impiety!

    Notwithstanding, you are no doubt referring to the following:

    „Handle so, dass du die Menschheit sowohl in deiner Person, als in der Person eines jeden anderen jederzeit zugleich als Zweck, niemals bloß als Mittel brauchst.“

    „Denn vernünftige Wesen stehen alle unter dem Gesetz, dass jedes derselben sich selbst und alle andere niemals bloß als Mittel, sondern jederzeit zugleich als Zweck an sich selbst behandeln solle.“

    There is a further danger that some miscreants are so far beyond redemption that they will misconstrue Selbstzweckformel with predictably disastrous consequences…

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    a non says:

    May I just wish Happy First Birthday to Andrew Mitchell and ‘Plebgate’, and the long awaited report for the police investigation examining the fact and fiction behind this minor occurrence.
    On a par with the Chilcot Inquiry, who in the Force, or Service as they prefer to be called, could be delaying this publication?
    Does Dave feel that the public’s perception of our trustworthy Police could be further downgraded to an even greater low?

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    My day of pleasure yesterday has tempted me to be incautious, I missed the number.


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    grammer says:

    No problem Cat.
    At our age some of us cannot even remember the moniker we use. ;)

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    East Londoner says:

    To whom?

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    Nick Clegg, homœopathic cockroach-in-chief says:

    Vote Cameron, get another destructive socialist government.

    He he he !

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    average joanna says:

    I was told as a kid that Liberals ‘ran with the hare and hunted with the hound’.
    Despite the hunting ban,that still sums ‘em up today.

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    Station Master says:

    Merely signalling that this policy has gone off the rails quite badly.

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    El Cleego says:


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    Teresa May says:

    Slowly wanking in the signal box.

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    Teresa May says:

    How do you stick it up your arse while wanking at the same time, these people are unreal.

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    average joanna says:

    Posh rich girl who spouts leftie bollocks in an
    attempt to hide her privileged background.
    Sound familiar?

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    Station Master says:

    Tuesdays and now Sundays trains are always f’kin late?

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    Don't count your chickens says:

    Clegg seems to have forgotten he’s got to win in his constituency first.
    That’s not a forgone conclusion.

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    Willy Vague says:

    Now its Teresa May blowing anyone to get a useless policy through. I cant believe this is the reality in 2013.

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    doh! says:

    Shame she didn’t ask that question when Labour
    opened the floodgates.

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    Zeitgeist says:

    Merkel ist überall!

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    Oh fuck!

    The ink has run out! :-D

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    Selbstzwankformel says:

    Hear! Hear!

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    Anonymous says:


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    Hmmmmm says:

    I was read this article in the Daily Mail last night:–Im-serving-Selfridges-handed-free-lunch-EDL-leader-Champagne-caviar-bar-shop-assistant-refused-serve-friend.html

    The readers comments were overly-supportive of Robinson – I think around 400 to 500 had voted to sacking the Selfridges assistant. Now I looked this morning and the votes have been completely turned around with 4463 “green arrows” supporting the assistant and yesterdays leading comment has 2819 “red arrows”.
    Something fishy there. I suppose it’s probably to do with people using some kind of auto-voting software with the ability to change or hide the transmitting IP address as I don’t think it’s possible that could have happened overnight.

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    There is more than one way to skin a cat

    Putin has outclassed Obama here, which is not to say much.

    I wish you would reconsider your choice of aphorism though. :-)

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    I skinned myself!


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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I am not a Liberal Democrat anymore although I am still holding the planning portfolio, for my boys, on the Portsmouth Liberal Democrat Council Boaz.

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    mine's a pint says:

    I’m all for Scots independence.
    But it must be full and total independence.
    They have their own currency and arrange
    their own membership of outside organisations.

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    JH2130982302304-45 says:

    Ha! Odds on it was one of the enrichers that mugged her.

    Looks like saying “Don’t you know who I am – we’re on your side” didn’t work.

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    BBC says:

    Shut up and give us your money.

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    Station Master says:

    Now you know where they get the name ‘plod’ from.

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    Gawd Help Us says:

    This is a regular occurrence with their red, green arrow system, someone is trying to change political opinions overtly although the case you mention is probably the largest I’ve seen.

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    doh! says:

    Newspaper on- line comment editors need to get a grip
    on this type of voting manipulation.
    It’s pointless having such functions if they’re so easily

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    Hmmmmm says:

    Sounds to me like an inside job then.

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    Casual Observer 2 says:

    Or the mail might have just changed the voting at source to redefine the opinion they wish to see reflected.

    Otherwise, overnight this could reflect people overseas voting.

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    Dr Strangelove says:

    Or it could be that assorted night crawlers don’t like the EDL

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    Sunderland is a rotten borough thats why its shyte says:

    Why not no friggin free dinners,why should we pay total bollox

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    Sunderland is a rotten borough thats why its shyte says:

    Boris lost the plot a long time ago if he ever becomes leader o the Tory Prty Im leaving

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    Sunderland is a rotten borough thats why its shyte says:

    If only it was a joke!

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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”

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