September 18th, 2013

Clegg Speech Reaction Round-Up

And a classic from the LibDem press team to finish off their week of incompetence:

That went well then.


  1. 1
    nellnewman says:

    Well at least cleggie is reasonably personable. Let’s just wait until militwit does his conference speech and compare them then!

  2. 2
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    I’m a shoe-IN!

  3. 3
    Tooth fairy says:

    Switched off about a minute in, couldn’t bear listening to him. I wonder if he ever got a desk or does he huddle round in a circle on the floor with his laptop? I suppose we’ll never know.

  4. 4
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Hannibal Lecter could also turn on the charm.

  5. 5
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Coffee Tables in westminster will be safe after the next election.

  6. 6
    Duty Pedant says:

    Simon Hughes cannot be two faced.

    If he was he would not be wearing that one.

  7. 7
    Engleesh for beginners says:

    Shoe-In or Shoo-In :

    A race horse so fast that you can merely shoo it across the finish line rather than having to urge it on with stronger measures is a “shoo-in”: an easy winner.

    It is particularly unfortunate when this expression is misspelled “shoe-in” because to “shoehorn” something in is to squeeze it in with great difficulty.

  8. 8
    Peter Martin says:

    And he has, does and will hold the balance of power in the UK? Spiffy.

  9. 9
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    I’ve seen better speeches and debate from fifth formers.

  10. 10
    Nick Clegg says:

    Go back to your constituencies and prepare for sex scandals, political obscurity and anti-semitic tweeting.

  11. 11
  12. 12
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    Boot-IN is my preference.

  13. 13
    Casual Observer says:

    Is Burnham going to be speaking at the Labour conference ?

  14. 14
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

  15. 15
    Great British Public says:


  16. 16
    The FibDemon party says:

  17. 17
    Anti Podean Gimp says:

  18. 18
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Are they still clapping?

  19. 19
    The Stilton Eater says:

    I am reminded of the phrase from Malcolm Rifkind:

    If Christopher Columbus was a Liberal Democrat he would have discovered the Mid-Atlantic

  20. 20
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    It’s because you’re thick as shit.

  21. 21
    Terry Bogan says:

    We’d never vote for a Size 20 Socialist

  22. 22
    Something for the weekend sir? says:

  23. 23
    Winning for Britain says:

    Nice to see new businesses being launched under George Osborne!

  24. 24
    Tommy says:

    Now can you see why we have to wear balaclavas!

  25. 25
    Hypocritical W-Anker says:

    Remember the B&B owner who refused to let two shirt lifters stay?

  26. 26

    I always wondered why my inamoratas called me,”Shoehorn”.

  27. 27
    score 1 out of 100 says:

    Claptrap from a definite has-been yesterday’s-man.
    Can’t live down the tuition fee lie Cleggy, you will never live it down.
    Just like in-me-pants Bryant.

  28. 28
    Sssssssssssh says:

    …. but don’t mention Hancock.

  29. 29

    Only size 20? how gallant!

  30. 30
    PC Dixon says:

    Just HOW LOW can the man creep. Dishonest, hypocritical, self interested – interested only in saving his own skin – like all libdems – witness that awful man Simon Hughes clapping for a policy he’s trashed in the past – leaves you speechless.

  31. 31
    Jeeeeeeeeez says:

    He’s a man Diane love, a white man ffs.

  32. 32
    Sir Jimmy Savile says:

    I mentioned Hancock but I think I got away with it.

  33. 33
    Wot a looker, eh guys? says:

    The sign indicates that you need to turn to the right Diane, sweetie.

  34. 34
    Nick Clegg says:

    My nickname in matters such as these was Justin.

  35. 35
    Gooey Blob says:

    Militwit’s conference speech could be one of two things. If there is intrigue and plotting and Miliband’s leadership is questioned it will be an important speech with the media hanging on every word. If, on the other hand, mutterings about the current leadership don’t come to the fore during the conference nobody will give a hoot.

    Let’s face it, Miliband is never going to become PM.

  36. 36

    Just one of the 2000 a month getting a loan from the conservative’s Start-up program helping young people aged 18-30.
    Nice to see a dyed-in-the-wool marxist supporting a capitalist venture. Does Podge-bott have a financial internet in this venture? I think we should be told.

  37. 37
    Abbott and the Food Magnet says:

    I might have guessed it. The Haberdashery is not a haberdashery it is an “eatery”. No wonder then that Fatbott is camped out on it’s doorstep.

  38. 38
    Swivel Eyed Rumpyloon says says:

    Disgracful Mr Banana.
    You can’t beat a good shit, hmm beat Fattbott…

  39. 39
    Arkwrights says:

    Right thats it,i’m banning self righteous left wing arrogant little twots from my shop.

  40. 40
    Universal Hiss says:

    Dear me,you set your sights low.

    As personable as a turnip.

  41. 41
    the Bubonic Plague says:

    they’ll have pretty table cloths then ?

  42. 42
    Ming the Merciless says:

    Teresa May for leader of the limpDums.

  43. 43
    Dianne Fatbot says:

    Oh i thought they were napkins.

  44. 44
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nurse!, the pencils gone right the way up my bottom again and now I’ve got nothing to write my poem “an ode to poo”.

  45. 45
    polygenesis says:

    If the limpdums get more than 10% at the 2014 and 2015 elections I will run naked down Whitehall.

  46. 46
    BoJo says:

    Phil Taylor con ealing is a total twat.

  47. 47
    Ozzieanista says:

    Diane, how can you have a surname containg the letters “ABBO”, you WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYCIIIISSSSTTT

  48. 48
    Last non-yuppie in East London says:

    And it’s not in the nearby Haberdasher estate either

  49. 49
    Last non-yuppie in East London says:

    Hmm, plent of non-professionals. Better make that “Last non-Twat” (even thouhgh I am one)

  50. 50
    Jim says:

    Can you float all the way to Australia ..please.

  51. 51
    Jim says:

    Put the salt cellars back now you fucking thief.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    He was absolutely dire, my thoughts on listening to him were “he really is bonkers,” he seems to think people actually voted for them instead of the Libdems being foisted on to us by necessity !

  53. 53
    Popeye says:

    I didn’t hear him say where the “free” dinner money was coming from, did anyone else?

  54. 54
    Simon Hughes says:

    In keeping with my two face approach, I have to stuff it in double.

  55. 55
    Tyke says:

    You’re not a politician fatbutt, you’re a self-publicist FFS!

  56. 56
    Bald Rick says:


  57. 57
    Postal Vote says:

    Guardian and Beeb will no doubt give Clegg’s fireside chat a ringing endorsement. Clegg is the king maker and anything goes to get a Mili-led government.

    Clegg’s cleverest dirty trick this parliament was to torpedo boundary changes. Client state, postal voting and number of votes per labour constituency vs conservative constituency mean Mili can hardly fail to become PM in 2015.

  58. 58
    Gideon says:

    “The aim of our party should be to realign British politics by NOT joining up with one of the other parties” My answer to that is obviously, why did they join up with the Cons in the first place, they knew what they were like and if they had remained independent their credibility would have remained intact, Brown, Teddy or any other person who became leader of the Liebore Party would have been put on the back foot if they had sided with the Cons in any legislation like the cons when they voted for the B’Liar (WMD) war.

  59. 59
    Gideon says:

    Leaving mps might nick them as a keepsake

  60. 60
    Gideon says:

    We have heard those promises before a few years ago I believe the orginal owner of this blog was going do a streaking act in the centre of London if something did or didn’t happen, he did not do his streaking act.

  61. 61
    Charles 'stocious' Kennedy says:

    It’s enough to drive you to drink!

  62. 62
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Good session with my ‘recovered memory’ psychotherapist. Just got onto the years when I was Chancellor; crivens I was such a silly-billy!

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    You’re quoting yourself in your own article?

  64. 64
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside London.
    Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

    “Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Parliament, Labour Conservative Liberals……the lot of ‘em and they’re asking
    for a £100 million pound ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to
    douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We’re going
    from car to car collecting donations.”

    “How much is everyone giving on average?” the driver asks.

    The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

  65. 65
    John Tandy says:

    A vote for the Lib Dems in 2015 would in fact be a vote for Labour, Can you imagine what that would mean for the UK economy post 2015 ?

  66. 66
    The Critic says:

    On previous form, Milliband has a fine chance of seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.

  67. 67
    East Londoner says:

    … AND he is going to keep all them fuzzzywuzzzies away too! Permanently.

  68. 68
    East Londoner says:

    Pulling the wool over people’s eyes – an giving everyone the needle..

    I’ll get my cape.

  69. 69
    East Londoner says:

    Give us a clue – or can we consult a friend?

  70. 70
    Les Anglais says:


  71. 71
    lefty shit-fer-branes says:

    Would you force a Moslem to rent to a Hindu?

    Fuck me this political correctness is tricky shit!

  72. 72
    lord hardon says:

    for every one they abolish, they,ll invent ten

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