September 18th, 2013

Big Government: Clegg’s Key Message


96 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Big says:

    We dont want to leave as we enjoy the perks too much………..please vote us back in ………….man is deluded.

  2. 2
    Anne says:

    Hmph? Just as I thought.

  3. 3
    Billy Big says:

    Cheap nasty shot about Margaret Thatcher gets biggest applause……LibDems showing their true colours

  4. 4
    Nick Clegg says:

    Where is the large Sorry?

  5. 5
    Great App says:

    What words are “ve”, “re” and “don”?

  6. 6
    Billy Big says:

    ITV cameraman loves the girl in the pink shirt with the big melons even is she is a munter

  7. 7
    The Dutch Ambassador says:

    Well done Nick. You covered your tracks well and avoided the EU, Immigration, Perverts and Thieves.

  8. 8
    Billy Big says:

    ‘Keep this government Green’ and hobble any business recovery as much as possible…………….wanker

  9. 9
    PC Gatekeeper says:

    I look forward to the Tories describing a list of things they had to stop the LibDems from trying to do in Government

  10. 10
    Billy Big says:

    Attacks Labour now with their lack of policies

  11. 11
    Nick Clegg says:

    “Hello, I’m from the government and I’m here to help”

  12. 12
    Burke and Hare says:

    Great – come inside!

  13. 13
    wonga says:

    its payday!

  14. 14
    Fashion Blog says:

    I was going to watch his speech but switched to The Paint Channel.
    Today’s colour is wet purple.

  15. 15
    Great Granddad says:

    The two minutes that I listened to he was complaining about the government. Doesn’t seem to understand that he is part and parcel of it. A year from now I shall battle to remember what his name was.

  16. 16
    Engineer says:

    Any mention of tax cuts, help for savers, help for small businesses to create extra jobs, upholding family values?

    No? Well, I didn’t really think there would be.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    In regard to captains etc comments of the day etc previously made

    Please note the following

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Navy_officer_rank_insignia

    You can find it elsewhere as well. The merchant navy have technically do not have a rank of captain only the Royal Navy. A merchant navy captain is called a master but also through later convention now also referred to as a captain.
    Please can people get your facts right before posting on something you really do not know much about. These are the facts and as such can be shown via multiple sources. A commander is a rank below captain and as such subordinate to the captains rank. A commodore is a rank above. All these ranks can command a ship.

  18. 18
    Viv says:

    The word ‘Conservative’ is conspicuous by its absence…No surprise there; the unprincipled lot will be eager to cuddle up with Labour – that’s if there are any LibDem MPs left in the House, of course. Clegg can’t cling on to the power he is currently abusing if the electorate remove his handles…

  19. 19
    Penfold says:

    Clegg has become a pragmatist, all he needs to do now is to stage his own little Night of the Long Knives, and dump the arsewipes like Uncle Vince.
    Oh, lets not forget that arch fence sitter and AC/DC MP, Hughes, Simon.

  20. 20
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    If I have understood correctly the Lib Dems want us to vote for them and they will improve things by:

    1. Taxing plastic bags

    2. Giving free school meals to infants

    3. Reducing the costs of school uniforms

    OMG!

  21. 21
    Loopy Lou LLB (Hons) says:

    Giving free child care to two year olds is really going to galvanise the economy.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Clegg said the worst election result would be a majority Conservative or Labour government. Yeah quite but only because it would make the lib dummies totally irrelevant. All Clegg and these muesli munchers want is a few seats to Weald the power as no one else wants hence they got only a few seats. I truly hope next time they tell the limp dicks to piss off and do their worst and govern as a minority.

  23. 23
    Liberal twatacrat says:

    Jeez the conference is on,y 5 days long you know

  24. 24
    Bert Camus says:

    Signing up for a cut price Trident with no bells and whistles is definitely the way to go.

  25. 25
    Vince Cable says:

    Whose name?

  26. 26
    broderick crawford says:

    issa lark … this navy … innit ??

  27. 27

    As government approaches 100% of GDP, what else is there left to help? We are still more than halfway there.

    104543

  28. 28
    Mortar board and shell says:

    If we got infants to eat their school uniforms there are savings to be made.

  29. 29
    Nick Clegg says:

    One Nation

  30. 30
    British Banks for British? People says:

  31. 31
    Billy from Barrow on Furness says:

    If you put a long range missile on our aircraft carrier HMS Island of Cyprus and stick a sarin bomb on the end of it you will put the shits up a lot of people and can safely forget all about Trident.

  32. 32
    Slyman Huge, Senior Cockroach says:

    Hypocrisy, thy name is Liberal Democrat.

  33. 33
    A revolting Cypriot says:

    Can I get my money out of my Bank now please?

  34. 34
    Displaced Brummie says:

    The only person I know who joined the Liberal Democrats was an adulterous git.

    Clearly he knew what he was doing.

  35. 35
    V1le disgusting toxic Labour trashed my Country says:

    This is all about keeping the Limp-Dumbs in power, once tasted never relinquished easily!

  36. 36
    Rinka Scott says:

    That man has never kissed me.

  37. 37
    Mustapha Djinn says:

    He is just another political whore trying to cling on to power, any power.

  38. 38
    Mz Harman says:

    Why is it acceptable to comment on her dress but not his suit?

  39. 39
    Left hand down a bit says:

    The captain of HMS troutbridge was a lieutenant commander ( a rank one down from commander)
    Point of interest prince Charles was captain and therefore ” commanded” a minesweeper when holding the rank of lieutenant.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t that say: Labour, Liberal Democrats one party?

  41. 41
    Dinka scrote says:

    Yes he did

  42. 42
    Displaced Brummie says:

    The only time I met Simon Hughes -in the early 1980s- I was impressed, but in a negative way, by what a mendacious opportunist he was.

    So, he’s not changed, then, in all those years. Consistent, if nowt else.

  43. 43
    I can't find my sunglasses says:

    Has Clegg ever had the guts to tell Cameron to his face that he hates him?

    Did he as a matter of courtesy give Cameron advance disclosure of his speech?

  44. 44
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    LibDems – the wanchors in government

  45. 45
    Casual Observer says:

    Clegg is wrong in some ways, but subtly right in others.

    From his point of view, it would be worst if a UKIP + Con or Lab coalition emerged.

    On the other hand he is quite right that a non-coalition government would be the worst outcome as neither the Tories not Labour are particularly stable at present.

  46. 46
    Slimeon Hughes says:

    Indeed

  47. 47
    Casual Observer says:

    No: The Lib Dems are an anchor which is dragging the country to a halt.

    UKIP are the force which are keeping both Labour and Conservatives in check.

  48. 48
    bleubottle says:

    I would rather they ate all their greens.

  49. 49
    Wince Babble says:

    We always were

  50. 50
    the Bubonic Plague says:

    … ..- .-. . / .. …

  51. 51
    S.S. Clegtanic says:

    An anchor does not hold the ship it holds the ” cable” that then holds the ship.

  52. 52
    Jeffrey Stormer Archer says:

    At least one or two of those Lib Dim women are shagable.

    I gave up on the YCs years ago when I discovered stables

  53. 53
    Casual Observer says:

    The main restriction on the UK has been for a while now the EU.

    Cut the cable to the EU and the UK will start sailing and stop sinking.

  54. 54
    The blue Skoda in the car park says:

    There is a serious problem with Lib Dim women: they have a tendency to go to the Police ten years after the event if they do not get their own way.

    All IMO and remember DYOR.

  55. 55
    Rt Hon Sir Joseph Porter, 1st Lord of the Admiralty, says:

    The important thing to remember, though, is: Stick close to your desks and never go to sea, and you all may be rulers of the Queen’s Navy!

  56. 56
    Clever says:

    Free School Meals
    A time bomb with a cable fuse set to go off under the next Thatcher

  57. 57
    Eccles says:

    But what if the wind is blowing to the East?

  58. 58
    Nick Clegg says:

    I am here to tell you today to give me more of your money, so i can give you stuff to some people I like during the austerity, rather than Cameron giving it to some people he likes; it doesn’t matter if you don’t have children, or you don’t want your kiddies to have a free lunch because eating at home is much nicer and family friendly, gimme the dosh, and we will make them eat it, while watch King and King on DVD.

    Vote LibDums: Because nothing happens at the centre of a hurricane.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Up there with:

    The cheque is in the post.
    I’ll do the washing up later.
    I won’t come in your mouth.

  60. 60
    UKID DING says:

  61. 61
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Why is it that the one in this photo who SHOULD be wearing a burqa, isn’t?
    And before all you pedants start in, I know this Asian woman isn’t wearing a full-on hidden-face burqa– I’m just saying La Abbott should!

  62. 62
    Nick Clegg says:

    A vote for the gummint is a vote for me

  63. 63
    Nick Clegg says:

    We are the food givers not the milk snatchers (at your expense naturally).

  64. 64
    Poet says:

    Thatcher Thatcher Luncheon Snatcher. I added the last syllable to lunch because it scans better.

  65. 65
    Realist says:

    In reality of course, UKIP continue shredding Conservative councillors. And quite right too.

  66. 66
    Inspector Clouseau says:

    I fart in your direction

  67. 67
    Labours not working says:

    Another labour myth meanwhile back on planet earth entire livelihoods destroyed by Labour the time 1979 came about and again in 2013

  68. 68
    Red Ed Millipuppet back stabber says:

    One nathion.

  69. 69
    Sure is says:

    For the uneducated

  70. 70
    Caroline Loocus says:

    Oi! I fecking heard that

  71. 71
    Ministry of Magick says:

    Big government in the red

  72. 72
    The Maimed Badger says:

    Seems he didn’t use the word ” Pajero ” but it must be familiar to him

  73. 73
    Ming the Merciless says:

    Teresa May for the leadership of the limpDicks.

  74. 74
    A Skint Taxpayer says:

    Its called en Troughed.

  75. 75
    Wankers Unite says:

    Wankers Unite

  76. 76
    Von Rumpy Pumpy says:

    They were waiting in the closet.

  77. 77
    Lord Fondlebum says:

    Does that include , includeding small children.

  78. 78
    A Skint Taxpayer says:

    I would be very happy if thats all the government(sic) did.

  79. 79
    Bashar Assad says:

    Mozzies getting more support.

  80. 80
    Rob says:

    Yes, he cultivates the persona of the caring liberal Christian but a more ‘political’ MP you would struggle to name.

  81. 81
    Clegg believes in homœopathy, not democracy says:

    Tories ? What Tories ? There’s a bunch of clowns pretending to be Tories, certainly, but it’s a pretty unconvincing act.
    As for stability, yes, they’re all as unbalanced as Clegg’s lot – downright unhinged, in fact.

  82. 82
    Cock up the arsehole time says:

    More wanker than anchor.

  83. 83
    fuck off cloggie says:

    As a primary school kid I used to go home for lunch: it was better, no being herded and would have been cheaper for my mother too.
    Secondary school: learned to cook my doing my own school lunch / sandwiches. Freedom at lunch break too.

  84. 84
    Gissajob says:

    Like Vince is as Business Secretary, never ever having had a proper day job?

  85. 85
    C Sickness-Pill says:

    … not the only thing that needs removing, Viv.

  86. 86
    Clear thinking but full lugholes says:

    No, you obviously were not listening. The key point of that speech was his pride in obstructing the necessary electoral boundary changes – because Dave could/would not deliver on HoL reform. Clegg conveniently forgot that he was granted his AV vote (and lost comprehensively), so this really was just a rerun of how to throw all my toys out the playpen and go and suck lemons for the next 20 years.

  87. 87
    Clear thinking but full lugholes says:

    I thought it was someone from the local convent! Silly me…. and can someone recommend a decent barber to the other one whoever she is.

  88. 88
    Clear thinking but full lugholes says:

    But a Flit gun. Works wonders in my house.

  89. 89
    East Londoner says:

    More poshitical than political methinks.

  90. 90
    East Londoner says:

    Party politics has SFA to do with the coalition.

  91. 91
    East Londoner says:

    Given his self-proclaimed record with the members of the opposite sex, “Land Cruiser” might be more apposite.

  92. 92
    Village Idiot says:

    ..Cyprus is a fair old distance from………..Argentina,but not too far from Spain! Ah!! Brussells, where is that?

  93. 93
    Village Idiot says:

    …It brings tears to an Englishmans eyes! What have they done to our country??

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Is your skinned giraffe not sufficiently eye-catching, madam?

  95. 95
    Anne says:

    I would make a comment, but by the time I had scolled all the way down, I have forgotten what the article was about!!!

  96. 96
    Simon Hughes says:

    the only split will be in my rectum


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