September 16th, 2013

WATCH: Wind Karma Hits Ed Davey on the Back of the Head


  1. 1
    Guffaws says:

    Ed Davey, outclassed by a falling hoarding

  2. 2
    Ron Barras says:

    A pity it wasn’t a brick wall

  3. 3
    Health and Safety Officer says:

    Lucky it’s made out of a flimsy material otherwise the sign could have been damaged.

  4. 4

    Couldn‘t have happened to a nicer fella!

  5. 5
    Global Cooling says:

  6. 6
    Brillo says:

    Lucky he wasn’t wearing a syrup!

  7. 7

    Hit Davey on the head? Any damage to the hoarding?

  8. 8
    Jay says:

    Didn’t flinch. Tough guy.

  9. 9
    Worried from Lincolnshire says:

    Every time I drive past the wind turbines near my parents house at least half of them aren’t turning.
    Most times none of them are turning.
    How the fuck are we meant to base energy production on this shit?

  10. 10
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Its a pity it wasn’t a wind turbine!

  11. 11
    Subdural Haematoma says:

    No where near hard enough.

  12. 12
    Tom Catesby says:

    Yet more piss and wind .

  13. 13
    Fatbott meets at the Bakery says:

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  15. 15
    Head Case says:

    A pity it hit the least sensitive part of his body.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Going dogging are we ????

  17. 17
    Purple Tie Spotter says:


  18. 18
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Just another thinly veiled attempt at a cover up.

  19. 19
    go Now says:

    Deportation would be best, probably with a bung. If they don’t like Britain and the British way of life then the solution is simples.

  20. 20
    'Arry's Dog says:

    Wouldn’t touch her with yours mate. Woof.

  21. 21
    Err says:

    It’ll be dark by then !!

  22. 22
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Best time so as not to offend people easily upset by f’ugly boat races.

  23. 23
    Michael le Veil says:

    Now there’s an idea

  24. 24
    John Ward (Medway) says:

    “Warmist’s hotair generates an excess of wind…”

  25. 25
    Err says:

    I was alluding to the fact that it would be hard to find her.

  26. 26
    Environmental Health Office says:

    Just look at the state of the building.

  27. 27
    Tommy says:

    “A Muslim family who were sold a cheese and onion pasty which mistakenly had meat by Morrisons were … then offered them a bottle of champagne as an apology. The blundering supermarket sold the meat product – which is banned in Muslim culture – then apologised by offering them a bottle of alcohol, which they are not allowed to drink. The devout Khan family was ‘highly insulted’ by Morrisons supermarket over the meat and alcohol double offence to their culture and religion.
    Morrisons sold cheese and onion pasty with meat in to Muslim family by mistake… “then offered them ALCOHOL as an apology | Mail Online

  28. 28
    Abbott is Obese says:

    Trust Abbott to meat, sorry meet outside a bakery.

    How can Labour have an obese shadow health minister? If she can’t control what goes in her mouth, why bother listening to the words that come out?

  29. 29
    Point of information says:

    Are you related to VP7 by any chance?

  30. 30
    Nick Clegg says:

    That pop up sign looks like it may be manufactured from carrier bag material.

    5p please.

  31. 31
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    Did the child die? Was he hospitalised? No, did not think so. Anyways I’m sure that this type of thing would not happen in the Islamabad equivalent. They know what to do.

  32. 32
    Paniagua v5 says:

    As in VP7 the video codec? erm No.

  33. 33
    Paniagua v5 says:

    They can always give the alcohol away as a Christmas present.

  34. 34
    Casual Observer says:

    That party looks like it’s manufactured from carrier bag material.

  35. 35
    Paniagua v5 says:

    You would still know she was there because of the noise of her butt cheeks chaffing on the pavement when waddling along.

  36. 36
    Mitch says:

    Yeah, it must weigh all of about 10 ounces.

  37. 37
    Empty Ed says:

    It’s a disgrace this spare bag tax.

  38. 38
    Rob says:

    The bakery will be closed!! Pisspoor planning, Diane. You’ll have to break in when your lust for pastry gets out of control.

  39. 39
    Ruprecht says:

    The fact that people may have left my employ and even written books about how bad I am does not mean they are still not in my employ. That’s just one of my clever tricks. Some people call it controlled opposition, I call it clever.

  40. 40

    Even with the burka it was obvious that she is an ugly cow!

  41. 41
    All you can eat 24/7/365 says:

    Open 24 hours. Diane isn’t stupid when it comes to food.

  42. 42
    Bert Simpson says:

    I’m sure the family will make the most out of the issue, to the detriment of one of Britain’s better supermarkets. Clearly, they are a careless family. Would you allow your three year old child to eat a pasty that’s even discounted because it near its sell-by date? Surely, caring parents would be offering their child more healthier food than a pasty? Will the compensation that they know will be coming their way still be spent on junk food for their child?

  43. 43
    Gideon says:

    Now what would the Two Geedos do if a similar sign had fallen on his head at a Con conference while being interviewed on Newsnight, especially after having a bevy or ten, thrown a wobbly? Davey just laughed it off, would you?

  44. 44
    geordieboy says:

    Give Ed Davey a job at the Met Officethen close it down.

  45. 45
    Paniagua v5 says:

    This sign is a rollup type and is clearly not a liberal democrat one, as it doesn’t fold.

  46. 46
    Red Ruth says:

    In 2013, in Britain, the 7th largest economy in the World… poor people have to rely on charity to be able to eat. Not just the unemployed but working people… not just part time working people but those in full time work in receipt of the minimum wage

    This is appalling – and if a political commentator in the year 2003 had have written that this was going to happen ten years later in 2013 they would have been dismissed as a fantasist.

    Once Universal Credit kicks in – 500,000 using food-banks will in all likelihood become 5 million.

    Most right wing government since WW2… yep – I think so.

  47. 47
    Gideon says:

    Geedo would like a trip on one of the windmill blades, on the other hand either of them would probably stop the thing rotating due to the extreme weight

  48. 48
    You've Been Framed!! says:

    Naughty Sarah Teather gets her own back and earns £250!!

  49. 49
    Gideon says:

    I bet if either Pickles or Watson suddenly on end of a see saw and Di Ab on the other she would fly up in the air

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    Feel Free to go home says:

    Stupid ain’t it? Mohammed says they can’t eat pork because in the hot shitty lands were they come from pork meat is full of worms. It won’t do them any harm here.

    As for being insulted by the booze then that’s their problem as Morrisons were not trying to insult them. It was a mistake, have you got that twats? It was a mistake and you are purposefully making it into an insult.

    Now as you clearly do not like life in Britain please feel free to go back home to whichever Stan you fled from because you didn’t like being there either.

  51. 51
    Gordon Brown says:

    I ended boom and bust.

  52. 52
    Global Cooling says:

    Show me a family using a food bank and I will show you a mother who doesn’t know how to cook.

  53. 53
    Anjem Choudhury says:

    Are meerkats halal?

  54. 54
    Your violin is broken says:

    Or they could get a job. Nows there’s a thought.

  55. 55
    Predicted earlier by Guido says:

    “Cable’s Ill Wind “

  56. 56
    Concensus says:

    Save us from this pie faced t u r d

  57. 57
    Dweeb says:

    May I suggest this family fucks off and only buys from shops that deal in their style of food. Did you know most of the meat served by a certain hamburger chain in Muslum areas is Halal? Just the thought makes me puke, yet I’ve no choice and would probably be in big trouble if I complained. So I just avoid. Why can’t they?

  58. 58
    Point of information says:


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    We are the losers says:

    Great free food, Iam poor people, we knew it would happen in 2003 because we had already had a session of Liebour crap being in charge, by the way Brown stole £100billion pounds from the private pension system, Argentina did the same trick to their pension system, if Brown had left the pensions alone, pensioners with private pensions would now have got us out of the sh1thole we are still in, Liebour for the people of this country, hah, for immigrants and politicians.

  60. 60
    Penfold says:

    Possibly nine grams from a Nagant revolver might be a tad more effective…..

  61. 61
    Timmytour says:

    There once was a Liberal so boring
    He had DP’s viewers all snoring
    But they woke with a start
    And all started to laugh
    When they saw he’d been hit by the hoarding

  62. 62
    Just saying says:

    Ed, bet you’re reading this, being the self absorbed little man that you are.
    I think you are a useless cùnt.

  63. 63
    If it stinks cut it off says:

    Well you ended boom…

  64. 64
    Officer Dibble says:

    Finally an application of wind power which actually benefits the general public

  65. 65
    Rats says:

    He should be hit by an exploding windmill next

  66. 66
    highway pa-TROLL says:

    Under this coalition Govt of National Salvation Hoarding is strictly prohibited . All foudf guilty of this crime will be subject to the death penalty i e political oblivion with immediate effect .

  67. 67
    highway pa-TROLL says:

    Does John Kerry wear a syrup — or is that white hair really all his own ?

  68. 68
    highway pa-TROLL says:



  69. 69
    surlyscot says:

    pity it was’nt a 40 ton truck that hit the tosser! the shit is planning to cover the scottish islands with more fucking useless windmills, why does’nt he plant them in Berkshire the south downs or wherever posh manor he lives in, he does’nt realise being a half wit that the scottish islands are populated by English ex-pats!! wanker.

  70. 70
    Latimer Alder says:

    Can we have nice Mr Huhne back? He was so much more competent than Davey. Whatever happened to him btw?

  71. 71
    Right wing person? says:

    It’s be ause we’re the 7th biggest economy in the world that we can afford vanities like food banks.

    I’m eating a 90%-off sandwich bought at supermarket-closing-time. Very affordable, and I paid for it with my own earned money (after taxes paid)

    BTW, weren’t we the 4th or 5th largest before New Labour got in.

  72. 72
    What can we tax next? says:

    What an utter waste of oxygen.

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