September 12th, 2013

Jacqui Smith Back on Public Teat from December


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    She is the type of woman that would turn a husband to porn…..

  2. 2
    socialism is a mental illness says:

    WHY? What has she done for this? Useless Home sec, oh, and sorry Billy, beat you to it.

  3. 3
    The Lord of her ring says:

    I’d bash her back doors in……just for the hell of it…..

  4. 4
    LB says:


    Avoidable death rate 500% higher than UCH in London.

    From the cradle to the grave, as fast as possible

  5. 5
    The Lord of her ring says:

    Calling her ’Madam Secretary’ while she boshed my red box would be smashing….

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    What a fucking disgrace………

  7. 7
    NHS still killing patients says:

    And this troughing cow’s qualification for high office is what exactly?

  8. 8
    R.Timney says:

    Tis a disturbing image…I might need alcohol to get to sleep tonight…and a vid or two

  9. 9
    Bill Quango MP -x says:

    That photo looks a bit seedy? Is she off to buy some sort of plug?

  10. 10
    Brillo says:

    There is another very dodgy Labour Lady trougher who seems to be “be in bed” with Sky News now, I see…

    Some things never change…

  11. 11
    fruitcake says:

    Been on Question Time?

  12. 12
  13. 13
    Chairperson says:


  14. 14
    Aaron D Highside says:

    What is Smith’s salary and is it plus, plus, plus?

  15. 15
    PC Dixon says:

    Amazing isn’t it – no time at all and its back in the trough. – Furthermore watching her on Sky News Papers she comes across as being rather dim!

  16. 16
    Doppelganger says:

    Another one:

  17. 17
    R.Timney says:

    Welllll, so so

  18. 18
    Engineer says:

    The NHS Trust managers must be delighted to have someone dim in the chair. No hard questions to have to answer, so they can carry on troughing and scratching each others’ backs.

  19. 19
    Bill Quango MP -x says:

    13 modern dance
    13 years tap

  20. 20
    Matron says:

    She’s seen ‘Red Hot Lesbo Nurses III’ so she knows all about hospitals.

  21. 21
    Chairperson says:

    Is she allowed to employ her husband as a secretary?

  22. 22
    Did Labour get away with it? says:


    Has anyone written a book about or put together the litany of Labour Party corruption scandals since about 1997? With the names?

    It is vital to put all this before the British people before the next election to prove the institutionalised corruption they established…

  23. 23
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Why does she look like one of those women that acosts people are asks if they want any business ?

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Notice how these ugly dykes have the same pudding bowl hair job. Is it the feminist version of the burkha?

  25. 25
    Chelsea Handycock says:

    You have to understand that some of us have been touched by the magic wand of living off public money, Jaqui and I just being two of many. I also hope that when I eventually retire from politics, I will also be found a nice, high paying ‘non job’ that will keep me in the life I have become accustomed to since I was 21 years old. Boaz.

  26. 26
    stun says:

    If any further evidence were needed that all the state institutions have been infiltrated at the highest level by the Common Purpose leftie progressive twunts, surely this would be it. What possible justification can the NHS Trust use for employing a woman who was effectively thrown out of office for corruption? And where the fuck is the Health Secretary (is it still Hunt?) on this?

    Joining Tayking DePisse on the livid step….

  27. 27
    Glyn H says:

    One: is that really the best they can do?
    Two: is this not a voluntary post done for reasons of public service?
    Three: if it is a PAID position surely it proves she is not able to earn her living doing a viable job in the private sector?

  28. 28
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Not necessarily, Google/search engine the words ‘tumblr’ and the slang noun of your choice.

  29. 29
    Political correctness is a severe mental illness says:

    Yes. Chairman.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    What a fucking joke – what qualifies her to do this job?

  31. 31
    Owen Jones says:

    All I can say about this is..


  32. 32
    How quickly can YOU type? says:

    “It is vital to put all this before the British people before the next election”

    But the next election’s less than two years away.

  33. 33

    There are no ifs here, only buts.


  34. 34
    Fishy says:

    And WTF does she know about running a health service.

    (BTW I notice that the BBC have completely avoided yesterdays story about the rate at which it has been killing people (probably because the disclosure relates to 2004 – during the forgotten Labour years.)

    I personally knew a ‘Chair’ of an NHS Trust…he was a Labour grandee, one of those recycled troughers who didn’t know what work was because he had never done anything but float around and claim his allowances and expenses. He was an idiot who knew fuck all about anything – apart form stabbing people in the back.

    Amateurs. These untouchable placed men are the people who are responsible for the awful state of our health service, and their politics make damn sure that no one is ever allowed to complain…or you get the sort treatment dished out to Julie Bailey.

  35. 35
    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    Proof, if ever it were needed, that it’s not what you know, it’s who you know.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Another failed Labour politician, clueless and witless… In a job which needs wisdom and intellect. I feel sick. WHO arranged that?

  37. 37
    Sir William Waid says:

    She will grace her new position with her profound medical knowledge, expert organisational ability and steely integrity.

  38. 38
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Better get up

  39. 39
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Who else was considered for the post?

  40. 40
    Richard Chimney says:

    I expect a spike in the number of deaths within 3 months, coupled with £100,000 worth of expenses claimed, many of them for essential necessities like “College Girls IV: The Rim Around” and “Bukkake Party Part 3: The Spunk Sisters”.

  41. 41
    Charles Manson says:

    They asked but I said I can’t do as amazing a job as Andy Burnham.

  42. 42
    Dr Strangelove says:

    these numbers are clearly counting down to some catastrophic event

  43. 43
    Labour suck balls says:

    NHS/Labour are one and the same.

  44. 44
    Richard Timney says:

    Tonight I’m watching Eyes Wide Slut, Jack Reacharound and Star Whores: The Empire Licks Crack.

  45. 45
    Windmills of my mind says:

    After listening to BBC radio Merseyside today, some talk show, Liebour has excelled in it’s whitewash and lies, the braindead won’t believe a word you say about Liebour, they have already stamped the coalition as nasty, even to believing the lunatic Brazilian woman.

  46. 46
    Just Wondering says:

    You should write a book Handy. It would be a best seller – maybe there would be a film in it too. Who do you suppose would play Handy, Katya and the boys?

  47. 47
    Any reaction from Tom Fatson? says:

    The publisher of the Sunday Mirror is under investigation over alleged phone hacking, its parent company has said.

    Four Sunday Mirror journalists have been arrested to date over hacking, and Mirror Group Newspapers (MGN) itself is now being investigated.

    Trinity Mirror said police were at a “very early stage” of examining if MGN was “criminally liable” for alleged crimes by former staff.

  48. 48
    Fatty reappears says:

    Will she be able to give her expert opinion on how some male patients have developed bad wrist strain?

  49. 49
    FFS says:

    Yep she’s perfect for the job. Another left-wing trougher employed by other people on the government teat, too corrupt and too dim to take a close look at what might be going on within the trust. It’s jobs for the corrupt boys and girls and plentry more where that came from. They don’t even care how brazen it looks anymore.

  50. 50
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is taking over at the city’s Queen Elizabeth hospital – and warned of a need to work with other trusts to relieve serious pressures.

    The controversial politician, who lost her Redditch seat after being embroiled in an expenses scandal is to become chair of University Hospitals Birmingham NHS Trust.

    She resigned from being Home Secretary in 2009 after it emerged she had claimed expenses for pornographic films watched by her husband. Ms Smith also came under fire for designating her sister’s house in London as her “main home”, allowing her to claim second home allowances on her Redditch family home.

    Not fans of La Smith’s behaviour.

  51. 51
    Having met the tart says:

    ‘rather dim’

    Methinks the bag is totally dim.

  52. 52
    Moe Biddly O'Bese says:

    Crackers and Cheese
    Crackers and Cheese…….

  53. 53
    cock-a-doodle-doo says:

    He might mess up his flies, oh, I mean files.

  54. 54

    She will be found to have “clearly” broken the rules on expenses, not prosecuted but will be ordered to apologise.

    Still 80,000 Brummies killed will in course become regarded as some considerable achievement and a suitable burial place will be reserved for her in Westminster Abbey.

    Whether she wishes not to use it before her death is still for the Gods to decide.


  55. 55
    uuuuuugh says:

    Why are they all so UGLY?

  56. 56
    troughing says:

    Does it involve a second home?

  57. 57
    FFS says:

    Don’t worry. Labour will be dispatching an activist to explain it all to us any minute.

  58. 58
    The baitch is back says:

    In her case, the answer would forever be a definite no.

  59. 59
    And I say this as a friend says:

    Even worse, that anybody would think to employ the washed out tart.

  60. 60

    Is your memory that short? It already happened:


  61. 61
    splattttttttttttt says:

    and cheap access to any pron videos you might like.

  62. 62
    FFS says:

    Still, she is replacing Harold Shipman who has been heading up Birmingham NHS Trust for the last 7 years. So it is a bit of a step in the right direction, if only a small one.

  63. 63

    Іs yоur mеmоry thаt shоrt? Іt аlrеаdy hаppеnеd:


  64. 64
    bergen says:


    Can you imagine a Labour Government appointing a disgraced and failed Tory politician in similar circumstances. I cannot help but think that Cameron and his pals do not deserve to succeed.

  65. 65
    Hacking cough says:


  66. 66
    spit or swallow Jacqui says:

    Jacqui will lie back and take it.

  67. 67

    Іs yоur mеmоry thаt shоrt? Іt аlrеаdy hаppеnеd:


  68. 68
    Both great vids matey says:


  69. 69

    Іs yоur mеmоry thаt shоrt? Іt аlrеаdy hаppеnеd:


  70. 70
    Jacqui Smug says:

    Me love you long time, Milord

  71. 71
    Obesity is a problem yet this lump-a-lard is to be i/c of a hospital?????? says:

    ‘The £545 million superhospital has been hit by serious capacity problems.’

    Well. allowing such a fatty onto the premises will squeeze space even more.

  72. 72
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    SC knows something we don’t….

  73. 73
    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    Yes, they make that Raquel Rolnik look very attractive. I’ve just watched her in Youtube and must admit I’m quite smitten!

    Well dressed, but then she is South American.

  74. 74

    She will probably claim the hospital as her second home.


  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Dim and dishonest. A perfect NHS senior manager.

    With this sort at the top, expect more premature deaths.

  76. 76
    Owen Jones says:

    George Galloway saunters out of PCH with two boxes of Montecristos and jumps into a red soft-top Mercedes.

    A champagne socialist if ever there was one !!!!!!!

  77. 77
    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    The Trust will have to make sure the bath plugs are securely attached to their chains.

  78. 78
    Handycock says:

    I think in any film of my career I should be played by Dave Lee Travis as we are of of similar age and both have beards.

  79. 79
    Django says:

    Seems the way to get on in life is never to have had a “proper job” and trust in the state… What a cruddy mess!

  80. 80
    Notatroll. says:

    No surprise, last 4 chairmen have been Labour names. This is how the lefties look after each other.

  81. 81

    Oh dear! You have guessed. In an episode which recalls Bobby Ewing and the shower/dream sequence, we shall all wake up tomorrow to discover that Gordon Brown was actually returned as prime minister with an enormous majority at the last general election and that the UK has been transformed into one vast tractor factory where the only design fault is that all the manufactured stock has square wheels.


  82. 82
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    With all those Asian nurses she could probably make her own prono vids.
    “Come on, now Rowena. If you want to go back and see your family in Manila this Christmas, start taking your kit off.”

  83. 83
    Chelsea Handycock says:

    George Clooney with a beard would obviously play me and either Naomi Watts or Dianne Kruger for Katya and for the boys choose from, Joe Pesci, James Caan, Abe Vigoda, Ray Liotta, Dennis Farina, Robert De Niro, Michael Imperioli and Paul Sorvino, Jason Statham might also get a look in. Finally Miley Cyrus would be ideal playing a teenager to be fondled. Boaz.

  84. 84
    Django says:

    What ever happened to your handkerchief… It used to make many a funny comment. Has it by chance become too old and stiff?

  85. 85
    Fag End says:

    If Cameron and Hunt had to ok this it just proves they are f_cking clueless c_nts. This woman should be banned from any kind of public office

  86. 86
    Dugald MacMillan says:

    Who were the other applicants?

    They must have been really sh*t.

  87. 87
    Fishy says:

    I just tried to leave a comment on the paper’s site, but sadly it only allows comments via a facebook identity

  88. 88
    Disgusted LEEDS says:

    Will she get free liposuction now on NHS or merely a generous staff discount ?

  89. 89
    WoRaft ChIHUAHua says:

    How do they do it? I mean, they are not much good at the job when they do it. You’d think that having fallen so flat on their faces in public that organizations would look for somebody else, anybody else. It is not as if they have positive contact books; half the people they are supposed to be so au fait with would run a mile if they called.

    If all the Trust wants is someone to be thoroughly useless, I can do that for a fraction of the cost of Jacqui. I will even promise not to turn up and make things worse, which is more than you can say for her.

  90. 90
    Brumigem rezident says:

    Biiiirrmingham seems to becoming the Labour stronghold of incompetent and corrupt Labour MP’s with Dromey, Bryne et al. Now this woman who reached her Peter Principle fast as Home Secretary is also now feeding at Birmingham’s teat – who got her the job for heaven’s sake – oh I know.

  91. 91
    Maximus says:

    The object of the most vituperative political cartoon ever drawn by Scarfe. Once seen never forgotten. And well deserved too.

  92. 92
    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    Only 80,000?

  93. 93
    Time to break out the piano wire says:

    Corrupt, thieving, brazen, incompetent trougher.

    The ultimate politician’s politician.

  94. 94
    Just Asking says:

    She is also very good with budgets on the back of fag packets and forgetting major costs like security systems in her budgets.
    Yet this incompetent woman still is there in the front ranks of Labour (with the other incompetents)

  95. 95
    Gor Blimey says:

    And munificent expenses of course.

  96. 96
    Maximus says:

    Jeremy the Berkeley will be along just as soon as he’s extricated his head out of Rupert’s behind. Id est, no time soon.

  97. 97
    Jack the Ripper says:

    I forecast that the Trust will still have a capacity problem in that the job will be beyond her capacity.

  98. 98
    Gor Blimey says:

    Even the DM is showing this Brazilian idiot in a positive light and the loony left are red arrowing common sense responders in droves.

  99. 99
    Fishy says:

    The Nurse home will become her main residence and she will be able to claim for the upkeep of her pad and porno films in Redditch where her husband remains

  100. 100
    Gor Blimey says:

    I have left a comment and all comments are incredulous that this has happened. Who on earth authorized this?
    I know the council is now Labour but this is going far too far.

  101. 101
    Fishy says:

    The DM is a false flag operation run by Paul Dacre, who we learned from Leveson was a mate of Gordon Brown.

    The Mail actually hate the Tories and The Royal Family and thee job will be to undermine the Government before the next election while appearing to support them.

    Try this. Write something realty objectively critical of Labour and Miliband or Brown. make sure it conforms to the house rule and see if they publish it on their online comments section.

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Does her Husband have a job now ?

  103. 103
    One of the Wrist says:

    You take the piss in vein.

    Fast wrist action is my game.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    I agree i have seen her being interviewed and couldnt believe she got to be Home Secretary.

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    They are too nice, and no im not joking.David Cameron has always been decent even when morons are banging on about the school he went to or his family background.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    What does the Chairman of an NHS trust do ?

  107. 107
    Casual Observer says:

    She would be better employed giving her husband twice daily lip suction.

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Also Glyn, if a paid job was it properly advertised?

  109. 109
    What a plonker. says:

    She is as thick as two short planks .She was a disgrace as home secretary
    with her snout in the trough. Who on earth appointed her?

  110. 110

    Same old same old,the political class in this country are totally corrupt they are all in the trough together.

  111. 111
    Spartacus says:

    i’d be surprised if it was in that nice mrs lumley’s constituency

  112. 112
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Followed by ‘Shaving Ryan’s Privates’ and ‘Schindler’s Fist’.

  113. 113
    Dr Strangelove says:

    Ok, I’m not thrilled but these politicos are taking the piss. I propose we get rid of the Parliament and let the clergy run the show.

  114. 114

    Snout in the NHS trough next. Innit

  115. 115
    Timney says:

    I’ve got my hands full.

  116. 116

    At that rate in three months, the city will become a ghost one in a mere nine months.


  117. 117
    Jacqui says:

    I’ve got friends in high places (plus their secrets). Ha, ha.

  118. 118
    Handycock says:

    I’d give her one. Everyone else seems to have.

  119. 119
    Check Facts First says:

    Another Trust then that will soon be in trouble.

  120. 120

    How dare the corrupt thieving socialist bitch show her evil face?

  121. 121

    Because they are thieving socialist filth!

  122. 122
    Check Facts First says:

    Look on the positive side of things – she won`t be reviewing the papers at night anymore!

  123. 123
    broderick crawford says:

    she tried proffering her verbal attributes in soho for radio five dead then excercising her larynx for the private sector at lbc and sky .

    nothing lasted so now she s back deepthroating the public teat at
    the n h s .

    i envision the horror of a repeat of the north staffordshire carnage .

  124. 124
    broderick crawford says:

    ahh but you must remember anything was possible under the previous administration of dimmer and dumber… even j smith as home secretary…. not to mention katherine ashton as the de facto EU foreign secretary !!!

  125. 125
    Self Employed says:

    Sion Simon also, a Benny looking for a spanner !!

  126. 126
    Whiteman says:

    As long as they’re all Islamists and Paki’s.

  127. 127
    broderick crawford says:

    …. and if so will his right wrist develop brewers droop with all
    that ……. ” typing,” ?

  128. 128
    Mong Watch says:

    Make a killing ?

  129. 129
    Richard Timney says:

    I’ll wank to that!

  130. 130
    Hurree Jamset Sing says:

    Who you gotta fuck in this town to get a nice little earner?

  131. 131
    longinus says:

    She taught home economics at a secondary school.

  132. 132
    Spartacus says:

    middle name pilgrim

  133. 133
    Spartacus says:


    and on brillo’s show on a frequent basis

  134. 134
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    I suppose she will have her hand tossing husband as her private secretary on 59g’s Per year. well i suppose he will be able to pay for his own porn then.

  135. 135
    M16 says:

    Well She was a useless C-nt as a Home Secretary so She will be a Useless C-nt in another Supported Public Sector role. Propped up by the UK TAX paying businesses who can’t compete with their global rivals.

  136. 136
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    Yer financially as well

  137. 137
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    You must mean one OFF the wrist. I should know.

  138. 138
    Karl Thekops says:

    Was the job properly advertised?
    What was the process?
    Was she interviewed and if so, when and who by?

    In short, this sounds like a leftard stitch-up.

  139. 139
    William says:

    The one and only time I would call the incumbent, ‘Chair’. She needs to be sat upon. Hard.

  140. 140
    William says:

    Agreed. LED she’s not.

  141. 141
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Amazing. No matter how fucking worthless these fuckers were at one job they always get another paid for by you and me. What a fucking joke.

  142. 142
    geordieboy says:

    She screwed the taxpayer for £110 k and gets another taxpayer funded job. Good grief! What would Red Ed say about that.?

  143. 143
    John Tandy says:

    Jobs for the boys/girls yet again…..

  144. 144
    Mrs Havisham says:

    Failure as a politician. They look after their own eg Kinnock to Europe,Ashton to Europe, Portillo to the BBC. Plebs go to the Job Centre.

  145. 145
    Hobgoblin says:

    Well she’ll lie anyway

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