September 12th, 2013

Jacqui Smith Back on Public Teat from December

It wouldn’t be an expenses themed day without mentioning Jacqui Smith, and guess what?

The former Home Secretary will soon be back on the public teat. Smith is set to become Chairman University Hospitals Birmingham NHS Trust.



  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    She is the type of woman that would turn a husband to porn…..


    • 8
      R.Timney says:

      Tis a disturbing image…I might need alcohol to get to sleep tonight…and a vid or two


    • 13
      Chairperson says:



    • 15
      PC Dixon says:

      Amazing isn’t it – no time at all and its back in the trough. – Furthermore watching her on Sky News Papers she comes across as being rather dim!


      • 18
        Engineer says:

        The NHS Trust managers must be delighted to have someone dim in the chair. No hard questions to have to answer, so they can carry on troughing and scratching each others’ backs.


        • 27
          Glyn H says:

          One: is that really the best they can do?
          Two: is this not a voluntary post done for reasons of public service?
          Three: if it is a PAID position surely it proves she is not able to earn her living doing a viable job in the private sector?


          • Anonymous says:

            Does her Husband have a job now ?


          • Anonymous says:

            Also Glyn, if a paid job was it properly advertised?


          • broderick crawford says:

            she tried proffering her verbal attributes in soho for radio five dead then excercising her larynx for the private sector at lbc and sky .

            nothing lasted so now she s back deepthroating the public teat at
            the n h s .

            i envision the horror of a repeat of the north staffordshire carnage .


        • 49
          FFS says:

          Yep she’s perfect for the job. Another left-wing trougher employed by other people on the government teat, too corrupt and too dim to take a close look at what might be going on within the trust. It’s jobs for the corrupt boys and girls and plentry more where that came from. They don’t even care how brazen it looks anymore.


      • 51
        Having met the tart says:

        ‘rather dim’

        Methinks the bag is totally dim.


      • 75
        Anonymous says:

        Dim and dishonest. A perfect NHS senior manager.

        With this sort at the top, expect more premature deaths.


      • 90
        Brumigem rezident says:

        Biiiirrmingham seems to becoming the Labour stronghold of incompetent and corrupt Labour MP’s with Dromey, Bryne et al. Now this woman who reached her Peter Principle fast as Home Secretary is also now feeding at Birmingham’s teat – who got her the job for heaven’s sake – oh I know.


    • 21
      Chairperson says:

      Is she allowed to employ her husband as a secretary?


  2. 2
    socialism is a mental illness says:

    WHY? What has she done for this? Useless Home sec, oh, and sorry Billy, beat you to it.


  3. 3
    The Lord of her ring says:

    I’d bash her back doors in……just for the hell of it…..


  4. 4
    LB says:


    Avoidable death rate 500% higher than UCH in London.

    From the cradle to the grave, as fast as possible


  5. 5
    The Lord of her ring says:

    Calling her ’Madam Secretary’ while she boshed my red box would be smashing….


  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    What a fucking disgrace………


    • 17
      R.Timney says:

      Welllll, so so


      • 25
        Chelsea Handycock says:

        You have to understand that some of us have been touched by the magic wand of living off public money, Jaqui and I just being two of many. I also hope that when I eventually retire from politics, I will also be found a nice, high paying ‘non job’ that will keep me in the life I have become accustomed to since I was 21 years old. Boaz.


        • 46
          Just Wondering says:

          You should write a book Handy. It would be a best seller – maybe there would be a film in it too. Who do you suppose would play Handy, Katya and the boys?


          • Chelsea Handycock says:

            George Clooney with a beard would obviously play me and either Naomi Watts or Dianne Kruger for Katya and for the boys choose from, Joe Pesci, James Caan, Abe Vigoda, Ray Liotta, Dennis Farina, Robert De Niro, Michael Imperioli and Paul Sorvino, Jason Statham might also get a look in. Finally Miley Cyrus would be ideal playing a teenager to be fondled. Boaz.


  7. 7
    NHS still killing patients says:

    And this troughing cow’s qualification for high office is what exactly?


  8. 9
    Bill Quango MP -x says:

    That photo looks a bit seedy? Is she off to buy some sort of plug?


  9. 10
    Brillo says:

    There is another very dodgy Labour Lady trougher who seems to be “be in bed” with Sky News now, I see…

    Some things never change…


  10. 14
    Aaron D Highside says:

    What is Smith’s salary and is it plus, plus, plus?


  11. 22
    Did Labour get away with it? says:


    Has anyone written a book about or put together the litany of Labour Party corruption scandals since about 1997? With the names?

    It is vital to put all this before the British people before the next election to prove the institutionalised corruption they established…


    • 32
      How quickly can YOU type? says:

      “It is vital to put all this before the British people before the next election”

      But the next election’s less than two years away.


    • 45
      Windmills of my mind says:

      After listening to BBC radio Merseyside today, some talk show, Liebour has excelled in it’s whitewash and lies, the braindead won’t believe a word you say about Liebour, they have already stamped the coalition as nasty, even to believing the lunatic Brazilian woman.


      • 98
        Gor Blimey says:

        Even the DM is showing this Brazilian idiot in a positive light and the loony left are red arrowing common sense responders in droves.


        • 101
          Fishy says:

          The DM is a false flag operation run by Paul Dacre, who we learned from Leveson was a mate of Gordon Brown.

          The Mail actually hate the Tories and The Royal Family and thee job will be to undermine the Government before the next election while appearing to support them.

          Try this. Write something realty objectively critical of Labour and Miliband or Brown. make sure it conforms to the house rule and see if they publish it on their online comments section.


  12. 23
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Why does she look like one of those women that acosts people are asks if they want any business ?


  13. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Notice how these ugly dykes have the same pudding bowl hair job. Is it the feminist version of the burkha?


  14. 26
    stun says:

    If any further evidence were needed that all the state institutions have been infiltrated at the highest level by the Common Purpose leftie progressive twunts, surely this would be it. What possible justification can the NHS Trust use for employing a woman who was effectively thrown out of office for corruption? And where the fuck is the Health Secretary (is it still Hunt?) on this?

    Joining Tayking DePisse on the livid step….


    • 64
      bergen says:


      Can you imagine a Labour Government appointing a disgraced and failed Tory politician in similar circumstances. I cannot help but think that Cameron and his pals do not deserve to succeed.


      • 85
        Fag End says:

        If Cameron and Hunt had to ok this it just proves they are f_cking clueless c_nts. This woman should be banned from any kind of public office


      • 105
        Anonymous says:

        They are too nice, and no im not joking.David Cameron has always been decent even when morons are banging on about the school he went to or his family background.


    • 96
      Maximus says:

      Jeremy the Berkeley will be along just as soon as he’s extricated his head out of Rupert’s behind. Id est, no time soon.


  15. 30
    Anonymous says:

    What a fucking joke – what qualifies her to do this job?


    • 35
      Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

      Proof, if ever it were needed, that it’s not what you know, it’s who you know.


    • 59
      And I say this as a friend says:

      Even worse, that anybody would think to employ the washed out tart.


  16. 31
    Owen Jones says:

    All I can say about this is..



  17. 34
    Fishy says:

    And WTF does she know about running a health service.

    (BTW I notice that the BBC have completely avoided yesterdays story about the rate at which it has been killing people (probably because the disclosure relates to 2004 – during the forgotten Labour years.)

    I personally knew a ‘Chair’ of an NHS Trust…he was a Labour grandee, one of those recycled troughers who didn’t know what work was because he had never done anything but float around and claim his allowances and expenses. He was an idiot who knew fuck all about anything – apart form stabbing people in the back.

    Amateurs. These untouchable placed men are the people who are responsible for the awful state of our health service, and their politics make damn sure that no one is ever allowed to complain…or you get the sort treatment dished out to Julie Bailey.


  18. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Another failed Labour politician, clueless and witless… In a job which needs wisdom and intellect. I feel sick. WHO arranged that?


  19. 37
    Sir William Waid says:

    She will grace her new position with her profound medical knowledge, expert organisational ability and steely integrity.


    • 61
      splattttttttttttt says:

      and cheap access to any pron videos you might like.


      • 82
        Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

        With all those Asian nurses she could probably make her own prono vids.
        “Come on, now Rowena. If you want to go back and see your family in Manila this Christmas, start taking your kit off.”


  20. 38
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Better get up


  21. 39
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Who else was considered for the post?


    • 41
      Charles Manson says:

      They asked but I said I can’t do as amazing a job as Andy Burnham.


      • 50
        genghiz the kahn says:

        Former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is taking over at the city’s Queen Elizabeth hospital – and warned of a need to work with other trusts to relieve serious pressures.

        The controversial politician, who lost her Redditch seat after being embroiled in an expenses scandal is to become chair of University Hospitals Birmingham NHS Trust.

        She resigned from being Home Secretary in 2009 after it emerged she had claimed expenses for pornographic films watched by her husband. Ms Smith also came under fire for designating her sister’s house in London as her “main home”, allowing her to claim second home allowances on her Redditch family home.

        Not fans of La Smith’s behaviour.


  22. 40
    Richard Chimney says:

    I expect a spike in the number of deaths within 3 months, coupled with £100,000 worth of expenses claimed, many of them for essential necessities like “College Girls IV: The Rim Around” and “Bukkake Party Part 3: The Spunk Sisters”.


  23. 44
    Richard Timney says:

    Tonight I’m watching Eyes Wide Slut, Jack Reacharound and Star Whores: The Empire Licks Crack.


  24. 47
    Any reaction from Tom Fatson? says:

    The publisher of the Sunday Mirror is under investigation over alleged phone hacking, its parent company has said.

    Four Sunday Mirror journalists have been arrested to date over hacking, and Mirror Group Newspapers (MGN) itself is now being investigated.

    Trinity Mirror said police were at a “very early stage” of examining if MGN was “criminally liable” for alleged crimes by former staff.


  25. 62
    FFS says:

    Still, she is replacing Harold Shipman who has been heading up Birmingham NHS Trust for the last 7 years. So it is a bit of a step in the right direction, if only a small one.


  26. 71
    Obesity is a problem yet this lump-a-lard is to be i/c of a hospital?????? says:

    ‘The £545 million superhospital has been hit by serious capacity problems.’

    Well. allowing such a fatty onto the premises will squeeze space even more.


  27. 76
    Owen Jones says:

    George Galloway saunters out of PCH with two boxes of Montecristos and jumps into a red soft-top Mercedes.

    A champagne socialist if ever there was one !!!!!!!


  28. 77
    Living in 97.222% white Merseyside says:

    The Trust will have to make sure the bath plugs are securely attached to their chains.


  29. 78
    Handycock says:

    I think in any film of my career I should be played by Dave Lee Travis as we are of of similar age and both have beards.


  30. 80
    Notatroll. says:

    No surprise, last 4 chairmen have been Labour names. This is how the lefties look after each other.


  31. 86
    Dugald MacMillan says:

    Who were the other applicants?

    They must have been really sh*t.


  32. 88
    Disgusted LEEDS says:

    Will she get free liposuction now on NHS or merely a generous staff discount ?


  33. 89
    WoRaft ChIHUAHua says:

    How do they do it? I mean, they are not much good at the job when they do it. You’d think that having fallen so flat on their faces in public that organizations would look for somebody else, anybody else. It is not as if they have positive contact books; half the people they are supposed to be so au fait with would run a mile if they called.

    If all the Trust wants is someone to be thoroughly useless, I can do that for a fraction of the cost of Jacqui. I will even promise not to turn up and make things worse, which is more than you can say for her.


  34. 93
    Time to break out the piano wire says:

    Corrupt, thieving, brazen, incompetent trougher.

    The ultimate politician’s politician.


  35. 97
    Jack the Ripper says:

    I forecast that the Trust will still have a capacity problem in that the job will be beyond her capacity.


  36. 110

    Same old same old,the political class in this country are totally corrupt they are all in the trough together.


    • 113
      Dr Strangelove says:

      Ok, I’m not thrilled but these politicos are taking the piss. I propose we get rid of the Parliament and let the clergy run the show.


  37. 111
    Spartacus says:

    i’d be surprised if it was in that nice mrs lumley’s constituency


  38. 114

    Snout in the NHS trough next. Innit


  39. 117
    Jacqui says:

    I’ve got friends in high places (plus their secrets). Ha, ha.


  40. 118
    Handycock says:

    I’d give her one. Everyone else seems to have.


  41. 119
    Check Facts First says:

    Another Trust then that will soon be in trouble.


  42. 120

    How dare the corrupt thieving socialist bitch show her evil face?


  43. 122
    Check Facts First says:

    Look on the positive side of things – she won`t be reviewing the papers at night anymore!


  44. 129
    Richard Timney says:

    I’ll wank to that!


  45. 130
    Hurree Jamset Sing says:

    Who you gotta fuck in this town to get a nice little earner?


  46. 134
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    I suppose she will have her hand tossing husband as her private secretary on 59g’s Per year. well i suppose he will be able to pay for his own porn then.


  47. 138
    Karl Thekops says:

    Was the job properly advertised?
    What was the process?
    Was she interviewed and if so, when and who by?

    In short, this sounds like a leftard stitch-up.


  48. 141
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Amazing. No matter how fucking worthless these fuckers were at one job they always get another paid for by you and me. What a fucking joke.


  49. 142
    geordieboy says:

    She screwed the taxpayer for £110 k and gets another taxpayer funded job. Good grief! What would Red Ed say about that.?


  50. 143
    John Tandy says:

    Jobs for the boys/girls yet again…..


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