September 11th, 2013

PMQS LIVE: Brazil Nut Edition

Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Casual Observer says:

    What has happened to Osborn’s hair ?

  2. 2
    Prime Numbers says:

    Saved the economy?

    How about “I saved the world”?

    • 48
      N Oni-Mouse says:

      Gordon Brown already did that one

      (…ah, the good old days…
      Is it time for my meds Nurse?)

  3. 3
    illogical says:

    Has Hague had a hair cut?
    George looks very smart with his haircut.

  4. 4
    Casual Observer says:

    Dave seems to still be angry with Ed.

  5. 5
    Pink lady says:

    With that new hairdo, he looks like Rizzo in Grease…..

    • 51
      10.4 highway pa-TROLL says:

      Don’t you mean ” Ratso ” Rizzo the Dustin Hoffman character
      in Midnight Cowboy ?

  6. 6
    Godfrey's Bloomers says:

    Prime Minister dish face seems more chilled out today. Maybe Gideon gave him some of his funny cigarettes.

  7. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed getting a slapping

  8. 8
    Duckham Weave says:

    Milibland complaining about falling living standards….

    …caused by Labour’s recession!

  9. 9
    Prime Numbers says:

    Is Ed using “Average Wage” nonsense again?

  10. 10
    More boring than her whose name I forget on newsnight says:

    Is this Miliband’s third question so far?
    I’ve the TV on but haven’t heard anything from him but a monotonous drone..

  11. 11
    Bill Quango MP -x says:

    This Ipad is terrific for PMQs..I can see all your comments..
    And..I’ve got two pair – Kings and 10s.

    Go for the full house? Looks like John Denham is trying for a straight..

  12. 12
    Casual Observer says:

    ‘[Ed] went to Bournemouth and bottled it.’ – David Cameron.

    Quite good.

  13. 14
    Prime Numbers says:

    £150/week, plus Housing Benefit and everything else.

  14. 15
    Casual Observer says:

    Did Ed have a brain transplant with Owen Jones earlier today ?

  15. 16
    Geoff says:

    Another flop from Miliband.

    Labour are bowling underarm again.

  16. 17
    Prime Numbers says:

    No, we want the Humber to be an estuary.

    East Yorkshire or Lincolnshire, please.

  17. 18
    Peter Hain says:

    An assured performance by Ed Miliband.

    He is as captivating as Rachel Reeves

  18. 20
    Prime Numbers says:

    Mad Nads! Though she has a point.

  19. 21
    Tony Currie says:

    Nadine looks like me in the 70s

  20. 23
    Casual Observer says:

    Gender based abortion: Another triumph of immigration.

  21. 26
    Jaffa says:

    Ed Miliband to change colour. “It works for Apple” says a Labour spokesman.

  22. 27
    Ride says:

    Thick but rather shaggable

  23. 28
    illogical says:

    Pretty girl

  24. 29
    Casual Observer says:

    Here come the glasses…

  25. 30
    The March of the Makers is gathering speed says:

    An easy day for Cameron. It’s like watching the Harlem Globetrotters play against a tribe of pygmies.

  26. 31
    My question would be..... says:

    After failing to make the case to take this country to war and losing the vote, why hasn’t the Prime Minister resigned?

    • 33
      Ellie-Mae (8) says:

      but Ed couldn’t ask it straight and honest without including the words “I was for it, then I wasn’t, then both, then neither, we need decisions made by decisive leaders….oh wait”

    • 39
      Village Idiot says:

      Because it was a ruse that has worked out pretty well,so far,and enhanced his premiership!!!!!!

    • 50
      The last Bastion says:

      How about because the vote was not one for military action, despite what the MSM would hve you believe, all mention of military action was removed to please, you guessed it, Red Ed.

  27. 34
    Keitho says:

    God, I turned it off after 5 minutes. It’s like the apes around the water hole in 2001 except that nobody picks up the bone and smashes in the skull of somebody.

    Kibuki theatre at its most predictable.

  28. 36
    Casual Observer says:

    Advertising standards:

    Man of steel in Bournemouth collapsed in seconds.
    Folded faster than a Bournemouth deck chair.

    - Quite Good.

  29. 37
    Bill Quango MP -x says:

    Had to fold – Del Piero looked like she had a flush

  30. 40
    Casual Observer says:

    Dodgy territory for Dave.

    Didn’t really answer Dave properly.

  31. 41
    himindoors says:

    “Not crawling up to dictators and telling them how wonderful they are”
    Bet he’s been waiting to say that one for ages.

  32. 42
    Penfold says:

    Good put down to Galloway

  33. 43
    Casual Observer says:

    If Evans is unable to fulfill his duties as Deputy Speaker as a result of the allegations, how can he represent his constituents, even as an independent ?

    • 49
      Anonymous says:

      Evans can enjoy a temporary win-win situation;as a independent he is not subject to the whips,his workload is reduced & he still gets paid as an mp plus access to the trough.
      Nice work if you can get it.

  34. 44
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    The chants are already ringing around the football grounds;

    “The Unions roared and Miliband ran away…”

  35. 46

    PMQs is just about the most boring 40 minutes in politics,planted question an opposition that is completely useless and a Speaker who is as much use as a chocolate fireguard.The one recurring feeling listening to Labour its Leader and its MPS is that woe betide this country if they are ever elected again,and finally why is Nigel Evans allowed to make the personal statement he has just made his case is now sub judice.

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“‘Poisonous’, was the picture painted by one former senior advisor. ‘Dysfunctional,’ said one shadow cabinet member. ‘A bunch of medieval courtiers, not an office,’ said another. The most positive description I could get was ‘It’s a work in progress. They’re learning. Slowly. But they are learning.’”

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