September 9th, 2013

Gove’s Bark-alaureate

Who knows what we are going to learn from Sarah Vine’s new Mail column that is starting this week, but already Michael Gove’s wife has revealed a fascinating fact about the Education Secretary. Mainly that he looks identical to their pet Bichon Frise. Leaving aside the pets and owners cliché, this one is uncanny…


  1. 1
    Glanaman says:

    Has Ms D.Fatbot got a pet pig


  2. 2

    Michael does not bark.


  3. 3
    Nano says:

    Is the dog’s name “Pob”?


  4. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Whoever bought that rug needs educating…


  5. 11
    Glanaman says:

    Fit well in Downing Street.


  6. 12
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I like what Gove is doing but he’s got a face you want to slap with a large wet fish.


  7. 14
    Owen Jones says:

    Been visiting Guy News Room with Mehdi Hasan- no zero hours contracts there!


  8. 15
    Beyond a joke says:

    After all Dave’s recent poodling and piddling,

    we really do not need another poodle in the Tory Party


  9. 16
    Gove slips on a dog turd says:


  10. 18
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    two eyes, a nose, no chin….the likeness is uncanny.


  11. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Who gives a shit?


  12. 23
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    Why cant she use her real name of Mrs gove???
    something to hide ???


  13. 26
    Tojo says:

    The Teachers are Revolting


  14. 32
    Banned says:

    If she thinks he is a dog, she must think herself a bitch.


  15. 33

    who cleans the shit up after him


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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”

Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!

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