September 9th, 2013

Gove’s Bark-alaureate

Who knows what we are going to learn from Sarah Vine’s new Mail column that is starting this week, but already Michael Gove’s wife has revealed a fascinating fact about the Education Secretary. Mainly that he looks identical to their pet Bichon Frise. Leaving aside the pets and owners cliché, this one is uncanny…


  1. 1
    Glanaman says:

    Has Ms D.Fatbot got a pet pig

  2. 2

    Michael does not bark.

  3. 3
    Nano says:

    Is the dog’s name “Pob”?

  4. 4
    your mum says:

    he looks more like Pob

    camp dog for a straight guy as well

  5. 5
    M Gove says:


  6. 6
    Pavlov's Dog says:


  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Whoever bought that rug needs educating…

  8. 8

    From memory, she is a member of the family Hippopotamidae which possesses three-chambered stomachs.

  9. 9
    Style Guru says:

    I think that it is a throw

  10. 10
    The Hackney Hippo says:

    No! but I do have a large muddy pond in my garden!

  11. 11
    Glanaman says:

    Fit well in Downing Street.

  12. 12
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I like what Gove is doing but he’s got a face you want to slap with a large wet fish.

  13. 13
    Glanaman says:

    And your knickers

  14. 14
    Owen Jones says:

    Been visiting Guy News Room with Mehdi Hasan- no zero hours contracts there!

  15. 15
    Beyond a joke says:

    After all Dave’s recent poodling and piddling,

    we really do not need another poodle in the Tory Party

  16. 16
    Gove slips on a dog turd says:

  17. 17
    Cat in the Hat says:

    Clocks on blocks on Fox on Knox

  18. 18
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    two eyes, a nose, no chin….the likeness is uncanny.

  19. 19
    nellnewman says:

    A ooodle sir? That bichon frise will set you back the better part of a £1000. That is no common or garden poodle!

  20. 20
    nellnewman says:

    tsk ‘poodle’

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    Who gives a shit?

  22. 22
    Sally Barecow says:

    Do you mean me?

  23. 23
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:

    Why cant she use her real name of Mrs gove???
    something to hide ???

  24. 24
    Glanaman says:

    A bit like Mrs Windsor

  25. 25
    Teasy Weasy says:

    Who said anything about a straight guy?

  26. 26
    Tojo says:

    The Teachers are Revolting

  27. 27
    Gideon says:

    At least the dog has a chin.

  28. 28
    Gideon says:

    Couldn’t resist it, you mean like this

  29. 29
    Gideon says:


  30. 30
    Gideon says:

    Cheers all round, still he took it in good part.

  31. 31
    Gideon says:

    Which one there appears to be quite a lot of them

  32. 32
    Banned says:

    If she thinks he is a dog, she must think herself a bitch.

  33. 33

    who cleans the shit up after him

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