September 5th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly. All the latest on Claire Perry, Rachel Reeves and more…

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Where’s Billy?

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    Media Guido says:

    I am Tony Parson, known to the Essex Mob as Tony Parsehole, recently anointed to replace all those lost in legal action at the Sun…

    I want you all to know that I have just sent this letter to the Spanish Amlbassador

    “Hey Senor

    Gey your mucky hands off my Gibraltar. Take your sombrero and your paiella (not shure how to spell that word) and stuff it you know where.

    You should know that you must not cross us Essex lads. If you continue, we will bomb you with beer bottles, used joints and football players, as we always do. Spain will never bee the same again

    Yours awfully sincerely

    Tony Parsehole

    Gweeds – I just wanted you to know, my dear fellow column writer

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    Anonymous says:

    THe venerable viviane is showing a smidgeon too much cleavage in the photo .

    is she proffering herself as a candidate in the GILF nominations 2013 ??

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Good news.

    Now about that £20 billion and rising, membership fee……….

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    10.4 highway patrol says:

    the venerable viviane is showing a smidgeon too much cleavage in the photo.

    is she a candidate for the GILF shortlist 2013 ??

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    Sir William Wade says:

    My great-uncle Hillary A’Bear Eccles-Waad has a guidogram, in teak veneer with white bakelite fittings. He used to play very early Elvis 78s on it, or listen to French wireless stations.

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    Casual Observer says:

    They should play nice, or we will set Nigel on them.

    The UK will leave when it wishes. Soon.

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    Labour- New Genocide Party says:

    Left on its current trajectory, Syria is on the path to state failure and sustained sectarian violence, featuring mass atrocities and cleansing that amounts to genocide in some areas. The international community, even with active American leadership, cannot micromanage a specific “end state” in Syria. Indeed, given the ferocity of the struggle unleashed by the Assad regime, international actors‟ abilities to influence developments may be sharply limited, and will become even more so over time. Yet failure to try is not an option. Over time, Syria will continue descend into the kind of chaos that no one, for a very long time, will be able to shape or mitigate. *

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    Ayre Runters says:

    Are you related to Anonymous?

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    Watcher says:

    Since it’s guidogram time, I feel I should provide this, the best of both worlds and, thank goodness, no Elvis:

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    Tony Blair neo con war criminal says:

    So just bomb bomb and bomb

    That will sort it out

    Like it did in Iraq

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    Stop was crimes says:


    Isthis the , sraeli official responible for torture illegal imprisonment and killing of Palestinians?

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    Sir William Wade says:

    Lebanon only improved when outsiders stopped intervening.

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    Glanaman says:

    You should really up your meds.

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    Ukelele Ip says:

    As will Britain

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    I think that 8illy just tries to be first on the last post of the day. He does not have internet in the security booth any more so only gets online when he finishes work and sits outside starbucks!

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