August 29th, 2013

How Rolf’s Lawyers Used Leveson to Prevent Reporting
Lawyers Falsely Claimed Guido Scoop Was “Only Conjecture”

This is how Rolf’s lawyers Harbottle & Lewis tried to use the chilling effect of Leveson to prevent reporting of Rolf’s arrest (reference to Guido breaking the story in yellow). Lawyers disingenuously claimed news of arrest was conjecture:



  1. 1
    Angro of London says:

    Levenson – paedo protector in chief. Wonder how some of those ‘lawyers’ sleep at night…

  2. 2
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Setting a president?

  3. 3

    Glad Guido didn’t Harbottle it….. I’ll get my coat

  4. 4
    David Cameron says:


  5. 5
    Simon P (for puerile) says:

    Or Lewis sight of the principle at stake.

  6. 6
    Whale Oil Beef Hooked says:

    Is it me, or as each day goes by is it getting harder to tell the difference between the queen’s honours list and the sex offenders register?

  7. 7
    It's the way I tell 'em says:

    Is there no end to Rolf Harris’s musical talents? Hit songwriter, singer, virtuoso on didgeridoo and wobble-board, and now we find out he’s also an expert fiddler.

  8. 8
    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    Looks like Guido is long on armaments suppliers, but short on common sense over Syria

  9. 9
    Joe says:

    Yeah Dave chillax man, we ain’t going to kill Syrians to stop Syrians being killed.

  10. 10
    Col. Nut says:

    Isn’t a harbottle one of those big flies that lives on shit?

  11. 11
    A grown up kid says:

    I feel partly to blame for Rolf Harris’s arrest. I told the police that he drew me a picture of a massive cock on Rolf’s Cartoon Club when I was twelve.

    I forgot to mention it was Jake the Peg with the extra leg.

  12. 12
    bergen says:

    Leveson’s report has already joined Hutton’s in the dustbin of history.

  13. 13
    Do you know what it is yet? says:

    I kinda guessed what it was going to be when he unzipped his trousers

  14. 14
    SaltPetre says:

    Whatever happened to… Guido’s proclamation that he would sue Claire Perry?

  15. 15
    Lord Stansted says:

    Harbotttle & Lewis seem pretty crap lawyers, although I don’t suppose they care – they’ll send Harris a bill either way.

  16. 16
    Stop the BBC tail wagging the dog says:

    Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

  17. 17
    Maximus says:

    Guido doesn’t do geopolitics. But he does offer an irresistible refund.

  18. 18
    To be perfectly Blunt says:

    They’ll be employing known KGB spies at Buck House next.

  19. 19
    Lawyers and their ilk, koontz the lot of them says:

    Harbottle and Lewis.
    Can you make an anagram of lying fuckers from their name?

  20. 20
    A Crack Hoe Pimp says:

    I suppose we all have to earn a living, but zi wouldn’t want a child of mine to become a lawyer

  21. 21
    Wossy says:

    On Animal Hospital, I wondered aloud why Rolf Harris looked so excited when he was told they’d be looking at a young beaver.

  22. 22
    Madasafish says:

    It’s about time lawyers who state something in support of their client – when they know it is not true- as in this case – are subject to some form of sanction. Like jail for perjury.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Thought his lawyer warned her off and she’s been quiet since then.

  24. 24
    Bill Quango MP -x says:

    Good point. I think he had a reply of the “Mz Perry is away in the constituency from June until October and is not replying to legal correspondence at this time” sort.

  25. 25
    accused of playing his didgeridoo in A-Minor says:

    For all we know Rolf didn’t even didgeridoo it.

  26. 26
    A Big Chuck Up says:

    That’s more like Guidos. You are far better at this sort of stuff…A national leader in fact…than taking the country to war on a whim stuff.

    Well Done.

  27. 27
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Maybe you have it barsackwards– maybe you already have to be a registered offender even to be considered for some gongs?

    I’d look into the committee which is supposed to vet these people, and find out who’s getting some of the old whatever from whomever, and I’m talking “bum,” not “bung” here.

  28. 28
    Harbottle, another firm of bent London lawyers says:

    These same bent Harbottle lawyers who covered up for the generalised criminality of the Murdoch empire for over 4 YEARS

  29. 29
    Bodgett, Legget & Scarper-Solicitors to the Queen says:

    Harbottle and Lewis are the Royal Family’s Solicitors-So, used to this sort of threatening behaviour.
    Sue ‘em Guido, worth a stamp just to see what they come back with

  30. 30
    Ed M etc. says:

    1000+ gassed in Damascus is only conjecture

  31. 31
    Arthur says:

    All I see is some lawyers working on the basis that the media and a lot of you out there are ignorant bigoted knuckle dragging spunk pipes.

    You’ve all pissed on centuries of liberty by sitting like little mindless judges slurping up every single allegation and charge by whoever against whoever.

    Innocent until proven guilty.

    The rabid masses gladly grab their pitch forks at the whim of which ever agitator has open their cock socket for whatever reason. Are the charges true – you don’t know, that was the point of having a justice system.

  32. 32
    So, if you want to be defamed ..... says:

    Gerrard “is sensible, solid and as good a defamation lawyer as you can find.”
    Chambers UK, 2012

  33. 33
    The Law can be an ass says:

    What on earth is to be gained by going ahead with this prosecution nd hw can it remotely be in the public interest?

    Woman ‘caused fatal accident’ when she crashed into another car – and then found out the victim was her SISTER–victim-SISTER.html

  34. 34
    Investor in " Art " says:

    How will a conviction affect the value of my ‘private collection’ of Rolf’s doings?

  35. 35
    Who knows says:

    Premeditated perhaps?

  36. 36
    Miserable says:

    Without our pitchforks we would still be being shafted by the Aristocracy.

  37. 37
    And your point is says:


  38. 38
    broderick crawford says:

    Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)
    Having some foliage tattooed on your arse will revive your pop career and also make it easier to hide in gardens.
    Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)
    In Blurred Lines, Robin Thicke asks ‘what rhymes with hug me?’ Might I suggest ‘I deserve to have a taser -wielding crackhead mug me’?
    Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
    You’re still not sure whether you would actually piss on Piers Morgan if he was on fire but there’s only one way to find out.
    Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
    Based on the evidence of schoolyard rhymes, you were disappointed on your trip to Vegas when the blackjack dealers didn’t smell all the cards first.
    Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)
    On Monday, a colleague says “Life’s too short, make the most of it”. Like you, he works in a small, windowless office doing a job nobody cares about.
    Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
    Stealing a glance at a pretty woman on the train is perfectly fine, but stealing her underwear off the washing line after following her home might be going a bit far.
    Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
    This week, why not suggest that people replace the one form of entertainment they can actually afford with a bag of mange tout?
    Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)
    Your acoustic guitar really draws a crowd at the party as people queue to watch you being beaten around the head with it.
    Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY)
    Virgo enters your sign this week, patting his pockets and humming distractedly for a moment, before wandering out again.
    Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
    They came for the badgers, but I did not speak up because I am not a badger. I mean, obviously. I’d hope that would go without saying.
    Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
    Kids always bicker on car journeys but look on the bright side – at least it’s distracting them from the long trip to the orphanage.
    Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
    My Computer – Documents – Horoscopes – Some Vague Bollocks About Energies Or Destiny Or Something.

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    They should rise in value according to the length of the sentence.

  40. 40
    1984 says:

    A man or woman has or has not been arrested on charges relating to or unrelated to sexual abuse. The person, who may or may not have been arrested or if they have then we cannot confirm that they have or have not, has denied the allegations that may or may or not have been made against someone or possibly no one.

  41. 41
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    The lawyers were taking inspiration form the Billy Connolly Cover of Rolph’s song

  42. 42
    broderick crawford says:

    Is that you Antony … old fruit ??

  43. 43
    Websearch says:

    Doll, whiten a breast.

  44. 44
    broderick crawford says:

    …. and isn’ t Lewis the name of some primadonna who always manages to never quite win a Formula One?

  45. 45
    broderick crawford says:

    B B C SAYS

    Talkin’ of fuckin’ …. any white pussy around ?

  46. 46
    I'm No Mug Merkel says:

    I should report them Guido. Its misconduct for a lawyer to threaten legal action when they know they can’t substantiate their position AND it doesn’t matter what their clients instructions are

  47. 47
    broderick crawford says:

    Hav yah guessed what I am yet ??

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    just lost a keyboard to spluttered coffee.
    i needed that laugh -

  49. 49
    broderick crawford says:

    yeah but we rabid masses take a ghoulish delight in sticking our pitchforks in willy …. er .. nillly.

    and sometimes we might just stick some yelping whelping felching wrong’un from underneath the haywain

    N’est pas.

  50. 50
    broderick crawford says:

    BOAZ SAYS ::

    As all the goid pervs say when grooming :

    ” Can’t wait to meet up sweetheart . It’s not long now
    — but it soon will be “

  51. 51
    broderick crawford says:

    I bet you didn’t elicit that pearl of wisdom from the East German Stasi
    Angie baby .

  52. 52
    Casual Observer says:

    Guido was not the only source, but he was the most credible even though exposing sex offenders is not the purpose of this family blog.

    Excellent work on handling and exposing the Leveson garbage !

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Good on you Guido.

    Lawyers relying on intimidation, whod’ve thunk it?

  54. 54
    Gerrard Tyrrell says:

    I am such a twat.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:


    The Daily Mash

  56. 56
    Elvis says:


  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    It should have been obvious, under 16 you Didgeridont

  58. 58
    nuggy says:

    guido doing his job as Murdoch shill as usual.

  59. 59
    nuggy says:

    it wasnt your scoop mark willam tomas said it on twitter.

  60. 60
    nuggy says:

    reading someones twitter feed now counts as a scoop does it.

  61. 61
    14 cw attacks and only now we are starting to wake up. says:


  62. 62
    Cinna says:

    That’s it… some of these people need to visit a vet!

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Didn’t he have a hit with “Two Little Boys”.

  64. 64
    Keitho says:

    But much less fun.

  65. 65
    Tom Catesby says:

    Do they know how much it’ll be yet?

  66. 66
    Kateesh'a says:

    CLIFFORD CHANCE : what was all that shouting about outside C Chance at the Wharf this afternoon ? Red flags galore, hispanic ranting … very disturbing for the clients …

  67. 67
    Graham says:

    Leveson Report should be shredded.

  68. 68
    Jimmy says:

    Yes, that’ll be it I’m sure.

  69. 69
    Lexander says:

    Be grateful for Guido. Is there no way he could sue the lawyers for insinutating he was not telling the truth? Law and lawers is another rotten establishment that needs a complete overall – they have started with a good shake up of legal aid.

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