August 20th, 2013

James Delingpole Tells of Gay Experience

It could all have been so different for UKIP’s once favourite windfarm-hater:

“I was 19 at the time, just out of school, still a virgin and, I suppose, mildly uncertain about my sexuality. It happened at a border crossing between Sudan and the Central African Republic.

Waiting interminably with my fellow overlanders to have our passports stamped by the inevitable corrupt customs officers, I spied across the other side of the grass hut one of the most exquisite creatures I have ever seen. Our eyes met and I was smitten.

I thought it was a girl at first, though I couldn’t be totally sure. She – or was it a he? – was travelling with a man old enough to be its father. God knows what their relationship was but they weren’t family. We got chatting. They were Belgian and I was the only one in our group who spoke reasonably fluent French.

Discovering that the pretty thing was male, I felt surprised and mildly guilty to realise that it didn’t stop me fancying him. There was an electricity between us. The older man – ruined, malarial – could see this and glowered jealously. It made me despise the older man and wish I could rescue my Tadzio from his sordid clutches. Lust didn’t come into it. (Well, not much.)

It was pure, romantic, all-consuming. As day turned to night (clearly, our border bribe hadn’t been enough), I began fantasising about our escape. My ephebe and I would run off and end up God knew where but it wouldn’t matter – the point was we would be together forever.”

A love story to melt the coldest icecaps…


207 Comments

  1. 1
    Nincompoop says:

    What possesses these people to write stuff like this…is it simply because they’ve run out of material and have a deadline to meet?

  2. 2
    El Presidento Pedro Scorchio says:

    Billy, get in there!

  3. 3
    Johan Hari says:

    I was 19 at the time, just out of school, still a virgin and, I suppose, mildly uncertain about my sexuality. It happened at a border crossing between Sudan and the Central African Republic.

    Waiting interminably with my fellow overlanders to have our passports stamped by the inevitable corrupt customs officers, I spied across the other side of the grass hut one of the most exquisite creatures I have ever seen. Our eyes met and I was smitten.

    I thought it was a girl at first, though I couldn’t be totally sure. She – or was it a he? – was travelling with a man old enough to be its father. God knows what their relationship was but they weren’t family. We got chatting. They were Belgian and I was the only one in our group who spoke reasonably fluent French.

    Discovering that the pretty thing was male, I felt surprised and mildly guilty to realise that it didn’t stop me fancying him. There was an electricity between us. The older man – ruined, malarial – could see this and glowered jealously. It made me despise the older man and wish I could rescue my Tadzio from his sordid clutches. Lust didn’t come into it. (Well, not much.)

    It was pure, romantic, all-consuming. As day turned to night (clearly, our border bribe hadn’t been enough), I began fantasising about our escape. My ephebe and I would run off and end up God knew where but it wouldn’t matter – the point was we would be together forever.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Who is James Delingpole?

  5. 5
    Lord Stansted says:

    +1 Most of have life histories of one sort or another, but good manners tells us not to inflict them on others.

  6. 6
    Ian E says:

    Right, good – now the Lefties will have to luv Delingpole and accept his views on, well, everything really. TaDa!

  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    Bet the kid was under age as well. Nonce!

  8. 8
    Even David Blunkett can see Ed Miliband is not up to the job says:

    Another UKIP-supporting loon.

  9. 9
    Obvious Impostor says:

    I am!

  10. 10
    Bazinga! says:

    God fucking help us all.

  11. 11
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Not another Liblabcon loon.

  12. 12

    Well written, believable, relatable even. Shame he didn’t write their manifesto

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    On second thoughts, I really couldn’t care less.

  14. 14
    Rate Yourself says:

    Sexuality isn’t always black or white. The Kinsey Scale gives you 6 shades of gray.

    http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/research/ak-hhscale.html

  15. 15
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    If only it had been a gay, transvestite, black, Muslim woman with one leg.

  16. 16
    James Delingpole, your waiter for tonight... says:

    Still, enough about me. Have you ever eaten at a Harvesters before?

  17. 17
    Wendy Bendy says:

    Is there any fucker out there who’s not had a gay experience (sic)?

  18. 18
    So what. says:

    Delingpole can fuck off! No one is interested in his w@nk! Why share it with us?

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    If this is the damage limitation, some paper must have a nasty little suck en’ tell they were going to run. Given how toe curling this story is the suck en tell must have been particularly sordid and with pictures..

  20. 20
    Tom Watson says:

    It reminds of the first time I saw a Pukka Pie in the Frying Scotsman in Princes End

  21. 21
    Jimmy says:

    “I suppose, mildly uncertain about my sexuality.”

    This is not credible. Deep down he must have already known he was a wanker.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    20% of the vote and rising…

    Libdem anti fracking flat earth loons are finished.

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    It was before the sex change….

  24. 24
    Right Full Rudder says:

    Oh well. He didn’t bum anyone and he doesn’t bleat on about his local vicar refusing to let him walk down the aisle with his buggering partner dressed as Lady Gaga.

  25. 25
    Andrew Rawnsley says:

    I was also 19 at the time, just out of school, still a virgin and, I suppose, mildly uncertain about my sexuality. It happened at a border crossing between Sudan and the Central African Republic.

    Waiting interminably with my fellow overlanders to have our passports stamped by the inevitable corrupt customs officers, I spied across the other side of the grass hut one of the most exquisite creatures I have ever seen. Our eyes met and I was smitten.

    I thought it was a girl at first, though I couldn’t be totally sure. She – or was it a he? – was travelling with a man old enough to be its father. God knows what their relationship was but they weren’t family. We got chatting. They were Belgian and I was the only one in our group who spoke reasonably fluent French.

    Discovering that the pretty thing was male, I felt surprised and mildly guilty to realise that it didn’t stop me fancying him. There was an electricity between us. The older man – ruined, malarial – could see this and glowered jealously. It made me despise the older man and wish I could rescue my Tadzio from his sordid clutches. Lust didn’t come into it. (Well, not much.)

    It was pure, romantic, all-consuming. As day turned to night (clearly, our border bribe hadn’t been enough), I began fantasising about our escape. My ephebe and I would run off and end up God knew where but it wouldn’t matter – the point was we would be together forever.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Breaking News…

    Tadzio later changed his name to Ed Milliband and used to get turned on by his brother beating him up…

  27. 27
    That's the last time I'm going round to Keith Vaz's says:

  28. 28
    Anon says:

    …and why does he think anybody is interested in his poof encounters?

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    I will put him down as a queer then.

  30. 30
    Grandpa Joe says:

    In the old days a gay experience would be riding your bike on a sunny day and maybe stopping to pick strawberries.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    More like 6 shades of gay.

  32. 32
    LibLabCon will tear you apart says:

    And another UKIP loon.

  33. 33
    plantagenet says:

    What the hell

  34. 34
    Get a fracking move on says:

    Err, falling back according to recent polls.

    Behind Farage we find people like Delingpole going public with their wild perversions. Only today we learn the party manager has resigned.

    Meanwhile the Conservatives are delivering energy security, cheaper bills and new jobs with fracking.

  35. 35
    Gordon Brown {zero hours worked} MP says:

    I was 19 at the time. A girl I adored from afar was having a party. I mustered all my courage..Courage I would later write a book about.

    I approached her around midnight and she said

    “Fuck off you smelly, greasy haired tramp! And who brings bricks in a carrier bag to a poor student’s party? Stay away from me! Touch me again and I’ll jam this Tortilla chip into your eye..”

  36. 36
    C.O.Jones says:

    Were you wearing a frock at the time grandpa?

  37. 37
    Vote Conservative, get LimpDum says:

    I haven’t.

    Although, I’ve walked down the street behind a very attractive woman with long flowing hair, and I’ve been admiring her shapely derriere when she’s stopped and turned and I’ve realised it was a bloke. Does that count?

    That’s happened a couple of times. It really creeps me out.

  38. 38
    Jeeeez says:

    All that guff to say that he fancied a shag.

  39. 39
    Parochial Bastard says:

    Pukka pies are from the South you soft Southern Shandy Drinker. At least Hollands pies which come from up t’north are closer to Scotchland.

  40. 40
    Mustaffa says:

    Of course I was angry,Tadzio was my favourite donkey.

  41. 41
    Johan H (Copy write right?) says:

    As I wrote in 2001,
    Johan Hari says:
    August 20, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    I was 19 at the time, just out of school, still a virgin and, I suppose, mildly uncertain about my sexuality. It happened at a border crossing between Sudan and the Central African Republic.

    Waiting interminably with my fellow overlanders to have our passports stamped by the inevitable corrupt customs officers, I spied across the other side of the grass hut one of the most exquisite creatures I have ever seen. Our eyes met and I was smitten.

    I thought it was a girl at first, though I couldn’t be totally sure. She – or was it a he? – was travelling with a man old enough to be its father. God knows what their relationship was but they weren’t family. We got chatting. They were Belgian and I was the only one in our group who spoke reasonably fluent French.

    Discovering that the pretty thing was male, I felt surprised and mildly guilty to realise that it didn’t stop me fancying him. There was an electricity between us. The older man – ruined, malarial – could see this and glowered jealously. It made me despise the older man and wish I could rescue my Tadzio from his sordid clutches. Lust didn’t come into it. (Well, not much.)

    It was pure, romantic, all-consuming. As day turned to night (clearly, our border bribe hadn’t been enough), I began fantasising about our escape. My ephebe and I would run off and end up God knew where but it wouldn’t matter – the point was we would be together forever.

  42. 42
    Grandpa Joe says:

    Just some flip flops and a hat.

  43. 43
    Gordon Brown {zero hours worked} MP says:

    Delling-POLE..
    POLE…like a cock!

    hehehehe! {snort}

  44. 44
    Private Eye says:

    Exclusive: Gay Tells of James Delingpole Experience

  45. 45
    Engineer says:

    What were you doing in a Prince’s End, Tom?

  46. 46
    Call me Dave says:

    I’m not Gay, but have slept with a few boys who were.

  47. 47
    Lard Prescott says:

    How was it for you Tom?

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Why’s that? I’d wager upwards of 95% of men have never had a gay experience nor want one.

  49. 49
    Vote Conservative, get LimpDum says:

    .. and they’re also ‘delivering’ an £80 billion HS2 white elephant, half a million immigrants annually, £20 billion of our money to the EU, annually, a doubling of our debt and a firm commitment to another 5 years of coalition misgovernment with the LimpDums.

    Oh, and they’re going to deliver hundreds of thousands of Romanians, too. Because Romanians are all hyper-intelligent brilliant businesspeople (as is evidenced by Romania’s vast, er, wealth).

    Great, that is.

  50. 50
    Ellie-Mae (8) says:

    Hey Gordon, tell us that fairy tale one called “Prudence”

  51. 51
    IMDB says:

    Close Encounters of the Turd Kind?

  52. 52
    IMDB says:

    Close Encounters…

  53. 53
    IMDB says:

    Close Encounters of the Tûrd Kind?

  54. 54
    IMDB says:

    so türd is banned but fucking fucker fuckwit is not . WHAT THE FUCK !

  55. 55
    C.O.Jones says:

    That’s ok then – so long as the hat wasn’t a bonnet.

  56. 56
    Vote UKIP get a Hard Deling pole says:

    Sorry, that should read:

    Vote UKIP get Hard Labour

  57. 57
    Owen Jones says:

    It was 2004. I was nineteen. (I still look it, too.)

    A Labour Party worker told me that a certain higher-up had taken an interest in me and that I couldn’t go far wrong if I were to just let that gent have a bit of the old in-and-out.

    But believing in the Revolution as I do, I felt it was not a good idea to engage in such frivolity whilst there were still battles to be won. I would sacrifice my personal gratification and sublimate my energies into political struggle.

    Plus, the ugly fuck was old and smelly anyway.

  58. 58
    Ben Dover says:

    Pass me the sick bucket.

  59. 59
    James Delingpole - GAYBOY says:

    Q – So do they call you James the Author?

    JD – No

    Q – So do they call you James the Polemic writer

    JD – No

    Q – So do they call you James the Poltical savant

    JD – No …

    JD – but I thought about shagging a bloke once.

  60. 60
    Gay says:

    YEEEEUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  61. 61
    Joss Taskin says:

    As he writes for the newspaper, I guess he’s known as Telegraph Pole ?

  62. 62
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    See, Gordon, you have to do something like saying “bazinga” so we know you’re trying to make a joke. The silly look on your face is not a giveaway in that connection, as you should be well aware of by now– at least we had hoped you would be…

  63. 63
    John Prescott says:

    You can always tell the transvestites at a Labour party conference.
    They’re the best looking women in there.

  64. 64
    Gay Porn Is For Everyone says:

    And as long as “flip flops” didn’t have its usual meaning of “taking turns to sodomise each other”.

  65. 65
    Let's Stamp Out Everything says:

    Having gay sex is a confession of inarticulacy.

  66. 66
    David Blunkett says:

    And the ones with the nicest stubble.

  67. 67
    Two inexplicably naked men says:

    Certainly not, we’re having sex in it.

  68. 68
    Vladimir Putin says:

    Come to Russia James, we will show you a pussy riot to change your mind.

  69. 69
    Brotherhood of Man says:

    Long ago.
    On the border between Bongo Bongo
    I saw a young man called Tadzio,

    Running away together,running away forever Tadzio.

  70. 70
    Percy says:

    It is all in the last part of his surname, this might be the start of him “coming out” thus taking away the effective flack that might be aimed at him, I remember when Stephen Fry “came out” he never stopped saying every time he appeared on the box, ” I am Gay” ad nauseam

  71. 71
    Vote UKIP get Hard Labour says:

    As the hot topics today are Gays and Spies. Here’s a recommended movie:

  72. 72
    R. Spandit says:

    Oooooooh, James, come over to the dark ( Brown ) side.

  73. 73
    The Intoxicated Slag On The Tram Who Got Banged Up says:

    I wouldn’t start in on Poles– look where it got me…

  74. 74
    Owen Jones says:

    I’ll have a ‘Death by chocolate starfish’ for pudding please.

  75. 75
    Percy says:

    Lots of fracking drill sites all round Londonistan say 40/50 miles from Charing Cross, so the full effect of any earthquakes would focus on Londonistan, and the whole lot descend into the swamp from whence it came also would Tory heartland but just think of all that money in compensation and royalties, dear to Tory hearts.

  76. 76
    Percy says:

    Nut have they got one Andy, and why are they not banging on about it.

  77. 77
    polygenesis says:

    And they call you a hypocritical vacuous twat I suppose?

  78. 78
    Oh Brother says:

    Too much information. Next time, have a shower.

  79. 79
    Right Full Rudder says:

    They aren’t falling back.

  80. 80
    Truthteller says:

    I’m going to be sick, thanks for that.

  81. 81
    Jacqui Sevenbellies says:

  82. 82
    Right Full Rudder says:

    I am a Kali worshipper and you have offended me. Please hand yourself in at the local police station for breaking the religious equality statute.

  83. 83
    Mark Oaten says:

    Yummie.

  84. 84
    Len McCluskey says:

    But nothing like the fisting I give him now!!!

  85. 85
    Sudanese Customs says:

    Sex tourism is so ugly

  86. 86
    Ellie-Mae (8) says:

    Is that like the nautical “golden rivet” Grandpa?

  87. 87
    Dr De'Ath says:

    Hmm early onset Tourettes, brought on I suspect by irrational modding

  88. 88
    A Chip Shop says:

  89. 89
    Rick Timney says:

    Got any videos Jaq??

  90. 90
  91. 91
    Andrew Rawnsley Tweets and says:

    Exclusive: Guidogram going out shortly.

  92. 92
    The Libor party says:

    Don’t worry. There’ll be no more that about 15,000 entering the U.K.

  93. 93
    Percy says:

    There is a bit of a problem, 20% of men are homo sexual then there are others in a reducing level of homosexuality to totally heterosexual, that is why certain men who are homosexual get married and have children, maybe for career purposes, and there are men (who are not homosexual) who never marry and have no children. The same goes for females as well. If you are a man and not married or involved in a civil relationship (over the brush) it counts against you in obtaining a job. There the case of RC priests are they all homosexual, no! but it does cause problems as seen in a lot incidents coming to light.

  94. 94
    Michael Portaloo says:

    I don’t see what the fuss is about.

    When I was a teenager, I regularly used to have homosexual experiences.

    Every Saturday evening, I’d settle down and watch the Generation Game with Larry Grayson.

  95. 95
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I always wondered who wrote the Silvie Krin stuff in Private Eye. Now we know.

  96. 96
    Percy says:

    “Nut” should be “but”

  97. 97
    Lycra ladies, phwooarrr! says:

    The male and female pelvis are different.
    Which is why shapely women walk like that.

  98. 98
    Playbirds says:

    Got to be careful, they can give you a nasty peck.

  99. 99
    Leave it Owen, just enjoy your holiday says:

  100. 100
    Get Real says:

    Outside Westminster, Central London and Hampstead, it is nothing like 20%. More like 2%.

  101. 101
    Spelling says:

    Damian, you fucktard.

  102. 102
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    + 1

    Why tell us?

  103. 103
    Ed Miliband says:

    Journalists of integrity should respond to your vacuous tweets by vowing to up their own scrutiny of the corruption at the heart of the UNITE union and its mouthpieces

  104. 104
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    haha.

    Dave’s letting plod do nothing about those eco-terrorists illegally blocking the site.

    He’s the number #1 rent-seeker WRT wind totems.

    Jimmy all* is forgiven the tory trolls are even more crazy than you!

    *Not really.

  105. 105
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Since those “earthquakes” are less than a lorry traveling along a road, and there’s plenty of lorries/buses/chelsea tractors/rollers, no-one would notice.

  106. 106
    dai laughing says:

    more ugandan discussions?

  107. 107
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    I think that’s mid staffs NDS trust heart transplant unit

  108. 108
    Liason 9 says:

    He’s terrified that the state will come a knocking and arrest his partner.
    And it will be revealed that ‘Jason’ is really Jasmine and Jones isn’t a gayer at all.

    Street cred collapse from the bedwetting class.

  109. 109
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I always quite fancied that Winona Ryder.
    Its probably not a gaymaker but certainly close.

  110. 110
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Also Michael Savage wasn’t allowed into the U.K. because p43do profit followers would break the law.

    Al Grauniad supported that too.

  111. 111
    Tracyee says:

    Bet it was better wiv him than wiv you, Prezza.

  112. 112
    Ellie-Mae (8) says:

    Peter had an omen

  113. 113
    Bollox to exact numbers says:

    why not 19% or 21% ?

  114. 114
    Mrs Timney to Mr Timney says:

    Get yerself a box of Kleenex and pay for them . I used to put them on my expenses but can’t now.

  115. 115
    Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

    Some ex plod had just been on the BBC complaining that as a result of this stunt with he Guardian hack’s boyfriend that the detention time is going from 9 hours to 6 and his plod mates are not happy.

    Well whose fucking fault is that plod? If you stopped acting like dildos for politicians you wouldn’t get in this mess.

    A plod should have told Obumma and Campermong to get fucked and that they will not be the dildo for this government like they were for that cuunt Bliar.

    If any fat plods read this blog here’s a tip. Why don’t you get back to nicking fucking terrorists and other scum? Here’s a tip, look for the mongs with the big beards who pray to a kiddle fiddler and tend to travel from certain parts of the world and YOU know where that is.

  116. 116
    Vote Conservative, get LimpDum says:

    When did everyone start saying “partner” instead of “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”?

  117. 117
    The Plod says:

    Look we would be very happy simply getting morbidly obese sitting on our fat arses watching a Twitter feed than investigate proper stuff. But every now and again we have to justify our very large pensions and the fact we can retire at 50.

  118. 118
    Shami Shak Ra Barti says:

    Oh yes racial profiling.

    Racist thug.

  119. 119
    Eufa Mism says:

    Biatch

  120. 120
    There are fewer gays about than you might think says:

    Either of those would be a lie.

  121. 121
    Outside the Common Purpose fantasy land says:

    They didn’t

  122. 122
    Vote Conservative, get LimpDum says:

    Pogonological profiling, surely?

  123. 123
    Gooey Blob says:

    Excuse my language, but does Owen Jones actually realise that he sounds like a pretentious twat? Somebody ought to let him know…

  124. 124
    Bullkok says:

    Another arsehole choking on his own cock!

  125. 125
    Andrew Efiong says:

    A UKIP member caught in a homo clinch with a Belgium trans-sexual!

    You can’t make it up!

  126. 126
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    I learnt a new word on Youtube the other day.

    BROMANCE.

    Apparently a very close but non-sexual relationship between two men.

  127. 127
    Vote Conservative, get LimpDum says:

    Thank God for that. I thought there had been big secret meeting where everyone had decided to become happy-clappy PC cuunts.

  128. 128
  129. 129
    Vote Conservative, get LimpDum says:

    At “the border crossing between Sudan and the Central African Republic”.

    I’d have had trouble making that one up, but if I had I’d have thrown in a few camels for good measure.

  130. 130
  131. 131
  132. 132
    Where our licence fees go says:

    But then someone high up on a vast salary in the BBC took a shine to me, and I have never looked back .

  133. 133

    Not whilst there are still dogs on the street…

  134. 134
    Anti-Rentier Alliance says:

    ..and zero hour contracts and another housing bubble

  135. 135
    Vince Incapable says:

    I’ve checked my diary.. it corroborates his story.

  136. 136
    Pierre the Cocksucker says:

    I suck just one cock.

  137. 137
    Fish says:

    The thick twat doesn’t understand that the BBC, The Guardian, Hacked Off and all of their Common Purpose clique have unleashed a media regulation boomerang called Leveson that will hold them to the same level of scrutiny.

    Welcome to the early morning knock on the door,, Jones

  138. 138
    Confused says:

    So the moral of this story is ?

  139. 139
    Sir Jimmy of Savile says:

    Not me! What do you think I am? Some kind of perv?

  140. 140
    Fish says:

    The Government had already put in place the arrangements to replace LABOUR’S nine hours with six

  141. 141
    All reporters are homosexual says:

    That’s it then. The twat’s a gayer.

  142. 142
    Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

    That’s right because the world is full of 60 year old white female pensioners.

  143. 143
    Bry Ant says:

    Was he in his underpants?

  144. 144
    Lord Stansted says:

    It sounds like something used to clean the bath.

  145. 145
    Too Late Now. His good reutation has gone forever. says:

    Don’t file a story when you are pissed.

  146. 146
    Dawn says:

    Besides risking the AIDS disease he could have been shot at dawn for buggery. Or buggered until he wished he was shot at Dawn

  147. 147
    Confused says:

    Yes.

    Still trying to figure where the lusting after a person of uncertain background / gender at a border crossing in some third world sh!t hole really fits into the cannon of stuff that should be mentioned to anyone except your defence lawyer.

    C’est la vie – And who said Cameron’s Gay Marriage fiasco hasn’t done harm to society at large…

  148. 148
    Crosby Stills and Smear says:

    Well done James, but next time shoot the UKIP fox, not your own feet.

  149. 149
    Chrissie Bryant says:

    Let him who has never taken a big throbbing todger up the shitter cast the first stone.

  150. 150
    Chrissie Bryant says:

    I love fairy tails

  151. 151
    That's his career buggered then. says:

    There is no option but to dismiss him from service at the Telegraph and to transport him to the Guardian for a term of not less than 10 years.

  152. 152
    French Dawn says:

    Am I really the only person in Britain who found Lenny Henry funny?
    The Lenny Henry show was on air for over 20 years.

    Now THAT is funny!

  153. 153
    Chrissie Bryant says:

    Bitch.

  154. 154
    Vote Conservative, get LimpDum says:

    Do you think the Guardian’s going to be around that long?

  155. 155
    Chrissie Bryant says:

    I’m a blue shirtlifter.

  156. 156
    Yvette Cooper says:

    Is it safe to come out now, or should we remain in hiding a little longer?

  157. 157
    Bob Fleming says:

    to be fair, he doesn’t actually say that he rodgered the object of his fascination

  158. 158
    Liason 9 says:

    Poor chap. The Guardian is the opposite of UKIP itself.

    Everyone says they buy the Guardian but most of them are lying.
    Whilst everyone says they would never vote UKIP but secretly do.

  159. 159
    Cannon and Ball says:

    He made us look good.

  160. 160
    Don't Vote Labour says:

    So a corollary:

    With it’s moronic immigration policy of destruction, Labour not only swamped the UK with unwanted third rate third world garbage, but selectively allowed in the ugly third world mongs as well.

    Nice: Bottom of the barrel – gene pool and skills pool.

  161. 161
    Chrissie Bryant says:

    Presumably the back door.

  162. 162
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Right– if you say so, guv, mum’s the word, you’ll never hear me saying those two are poofters, don’t-ask-don’t-tell my watchword, y’know, and even if they were poofters (and I’m not saying they ARE poofy, mind), it were none of my business anyway what they do in private, which is not to imply that they ARE doing anything, and what would be so wrong if they did, I ask ya? Who are they hurting anyway? And what do I care who would be the Butch and who the Nellie– makes no difference to my life…”

    “Bromance” = “Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more…”

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    really struggling to understand why this gent has gone public with this tale.

  164. 164
    anon. says:

    Takes one to know one, Jimmy. And judging by your comments on here, you have provided plenty of evidence over the years.

  165. 165
    Anonymous says:

    I can’t stand the Guardian – tedious as fuck. Sticking my neck out here, but I stumbled across a copy of the G2 (bet they write it in contemporary lower-case) in the bogs a while back and it wasn’t too bad.

  166. 166
    anon. says:

    +1. If he had a deadline he couldn’t fulfill, better to just leave it than write this.

  167. 167
    Heavily built unshaven man in pink gingham frock says:

    [huskily] ‘Ere, I don’t ‘alf fancy that Blowing Whistles…

  168. 168
    Blowing Weasels says:

    Nonsense, he could never match the pleasure that a mature weasel provides.

  169. 169
    Adult says:

    It seems to be part of a larger article in the Telegraph about unrequited love experiences.
    So one detects the anti-UKIP Conservative Dirty Tricks unit up to their games again.

  170. 170
    The Cottage Doctor says:

    That’s not enough to gain any health benefit!

  171. 171
    God says:

    Sorry, chum, you’re on your own with this one.

  172. 172
    Brian "The Iron" Paddick says:

    I like night sticks . . . the blacker the better.

  173. 173
    Healthy representative of public opinion says:

    I think Owen Jones is adorable.

  174. 174
    FoI enquiry says:

    Stop the Press. James Delingpole did not go to a single sex boarding school.

  175. 175
    Ali from Bradford says:

    Throw him off a cliff (one with a wind farm if he chooses) PBUH

  176. 176
    broderick crawford says:

    cut to the chase …. did they fuck or not ??

  177. 177
    broderick crawford says:

    well i’ve never done it and i’ve still managed to contract piles !!!

  178. 178
    broderick crawford says:

    getting his end off with the prince you dolt !!!

  179. 179
    broderick crawford says:

    i’d make plans to hibernate well past may 2015 yvette .

    don’t worry .

    round here we’ll all swear we have not only never seen you but never heard of you right ?

  180. 180
    broderick crawford says:

    no.

    you do NOT look nineteen owen .

    try NINE .

  181. 181
    broderick crawford says:

    he’ s allegedly a deling of a man who has a wandering pole .

  182. 182
    Swivel-eyed loon who doesn't read the papers says:

    Just another metropolitan elite pansy and traitor who will sell us out to the wind industry and the EUSSR!

    Vote UKIP!

  183. 183
    Dogs breath says:

    Bareback I assume !!

  184. 184
    alexei says:

    They could remake Brief Encounter!

  185. 185
    Fat git holding up the world says:

    I’ve checked my atlas it fails

  186. 186
    Lord Boothby, Harvey Proctor, Ted Heath, Derek Laud, Michael Portillo, Peter Lilley, Crispin Blunt, Alan Duncan, Nigel Evans says:

    No gays in our party, duckie.

  187. 187
    Anonymous says:

    No, it’s why I’m eating at a Harvesters.

  188. 188
    Anonymous says:

    Malvern College followed by Christ Church, Oxford. Yep, he was wondering if he preferred women.

  189. 189
  190. 190
    Wiltshire Life says:

    And the number of minutes in an hour to increase by 50% to save time.

  191. 191
    Blowing Weasels says:

    And why on earth not?

  192. 192

    Virgin at 19? Give over

  193. 193
    Lurcio says:

    Up your own, Owen.

  194. 194
    Professor Dumbledor says:

    He’d hardly have still been a virgin at 19 if he had.

  195. 195
    Keith Burtons says:

    Chuka goes to Nigeria for his bumfun

  196. 196
    Keith Burtons says:

    Michael you formed your preferences at university and purchased more of them from the youths of Morocco. Many a teenager in Casablanca has had your DNA leaking from his distended rear end.

  197. 197
    A.A. Milne says:

    The tedious conversations afterwards?

  198. 198
    PUKKA PIES LIMITED THE HALFCROFT, SYSTON, LEICESTER, LE7 1LD says:

    PUKKA PIES LIMITED
    THE HALFCROFT, SYSTON, LEICESTER, LE7 1LD

  199. 199
    Ali Akbar says:

    Hes also a member of the religion of piss.

  200. 200
    Bigger Ed says:

    Balls has already put his on the table,small fry.

  201. 201
    Oberon says:

    I love fairies tails.

  202. 202
    Ed Millitwat says:

    Say its not true.

  203. 203
    Xavier Onassis says:

    I’ll be buggered if I read any of this garbage…. what a poofter!

  204. 204
    A Left Wing Fucker (Retired) says:

    Hear Hear.

  205. 205
    Des Aster says:

    I think you’ll find it’s not good manners…more lack of anyone interested in the trysts of a nobody.

  206. 206
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    We all have to wipe our arses on something.

  207. 207
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    It’s even worse when Delingpole reminisces about his bowels.


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