August 19th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


108 Comments

  1. 1
    St chuckus Obama yamoney says:

    Where’s his halo?

  2. 2
    Dave says:

    I think Chucker is really pretty. Shame he’s not gay.

    • 5
      albacore says:

      Oh Lor’ – fancy sending “Westminster” to Gibraltar
      If it’s owt like its namesake, it ain’t going to alter
      The Spaniards’ hard resolve to keep on taking the piss
      With a Parliament as E U arse-licking as this

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23751175

      • 63
        Percy says:

        Anything could happen with sub lieutenant Hague navigating and captain Cameron in charge, “left hand down a bit, full reverse, oh lummy “

    • 30
      Brynt C. says:

      You sure?

      • 38
        Casual Observer says:

        He’s taken Lucretia Burger out to munch, and she confirms that the Honourable Member is not bent, and has both length and endurance.

  3. 3
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Does he shave his head so you can’t see his roots?

  4. 4
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms says:

    That isn’t that Chucka character. That is the President of America.

    I turned on my telly this morning and the Chief Medical Officer is all over it admitting she smoked cannabis years ago but why have the Police not arrested her?

    Lady Diana died 16 years ago and the Police are all over that like a rash.

    • 13
      Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

      Of course the Met are breathing new life into the Diana story. How else would the headline writers at the Express cope?

    • 65
      Percy says:

      Vonnie dear, it certainly look like Geedes favourite play boy in a snappy suit but why portray him as somesort of voodoo king?

      • 106
        Miss Muffet says:

        It’s like part of the joke innit? Like a spider in the middle of the web, only voodoo style.

  5. 6
    BBC labours mouthpiece says:

    I see the BBC have received their instructions from Labour control and are harping on about the cost of living while playing down any optimism on the uk recovery saying its weak and fragile. Meanwhile they joyfully pronounce the EUSSR is “out of recession” while plainly ignoring all the evidence to the contrary.
    Remember this is the institution that stated when all sectors showed growth that the economy was showing ” slight improvement” despite the analysts saying such things as “wow! just wow! the economic data out of the UK is amazing”

    • 27
      C.O.Jones says:

      Sounds like they have a short on the pound and a long on the euro to me.

    • 28
      Anti-Rentier-Alliance says:

      that is because the recovery is weak and fragile

      • 53
        Egg Millibland says:

        cost of living crisis cost of living crisis cost of living crisis cost of living crisis cost of living crisis

      • 71
        Beeboid says:

        No, you as a lefty want it to be fragile but its not and certainly stronger than the euro zone which is the direct opposite of the bias BBC views
        Another labour epic fail

        • 83
          Hully Gully says:

          Check out the online petition regarding BBC bias, I was surprised to see such a low number considering how many on here are complaining of the blatant lefty bias.

        • 98
          BBC Radio 4 - under license to Pravda says:

          “Hints of a recover, I state again hints of a recovery”
          World at One David Vine today.
          If Labour were in power and there was a recession, as usual with them, then he would be talking of “more than a hint of recovery”

    • 43
      Ruth Kelly's Flood says:

      Sky not much better this morning. They ran a piece about child poverty and interviewed a girl still at college with a baby in a pram who stated that it was very expensive to bring up a child.( what a revalation) This was the supported by a mouth piece from a child poverty charity – the inference being that the tax payer should pick up the bill.

      The questions they didn’t ask were
      1. Where was the father ? and shouldn’t he be supporting his child

      2. Shoudn’t you take resposnibility for your own actions

      A very very poor piece of TV journalism but hey ho welcome to Wavey Davey’s Britain

      • 67
        Percy says:

        ” Where was the father ? and shouldn’t he be supporting his child” he is probably contributing to this blog, she was only one of the lower orders.
        “Shouldn’t you take responsibility for your own actions” (spelling corrected) Well you know the old saying **** and forget ‘em
        But I do agree with you strangely enough

      • 74
        Waynetta with perambulator says:

        It’s me uman rights innit to get me child bennies how do they think i can can afford me fags and Stella. Money don’t grow on trees you know.

      • 93
        Fishy says:

        WTF has it got to do with Dave?

        • 99
          Just Saying. says:

          13 years of Liebor keeping the masses happy with handouts to get electoral votes, and yet some people still blame Wavy Dave for this.
          Obviously Bliar’s “edukashun” policies and practices together with BBC loony propaganda are still working.
          Sad really.

  6. 8
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ed Miliband is winning back voters all over Britain…

    in insufficient numbers.

    What Chukka really said.

  7. 9
    Joe Stalin says:

    We have a special place in Hell reserved for this creep along with Brown, Bliar and the rest of the warmongering Labour bastards – they have more than met the req’d standard and Old Nick was particularly pleased with their destruction of the economic and social fabric of the UK.

  8. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Oh Chuckie what have you said now?

  9. 12
    The wrong Miliband - no, the other one says:

    Time to put the trash out. Thanks for reminding me.

  10. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Miliband is the new Brown.

  11. 15
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    ‘The quiet man is here to stay and HE’S TURNING UP THE V O L U M E !!


  12. 16
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    My new psychiatrist specialises in recovered memory therapy. Now I’ve remembered what a useless twunt I am!

    • 20
      Fidel from Cuba says:

      The Tories had a fine Leader like that and they got rid of him before the people could vote him into office.

      • 26
        Bert Camus says:

        And if the people had been allowed to vote for him all the misery of the Brown years could have been avoided.

        Tory supporters are the ones to blame.

        They should be surcharged on their taxes.

  13. 18
    The Boy Plunger says:

    Chucka ?

    A thinking man’s Neil Kinnock who has done work experience in the City.

    If he ever becomes prime Minister I would start shorting quickly

    • 33
      Dave, The Boy Clegg and Milly says:

      If he becomes PM, I’d top myself.

      • 76
        Percy says:

        Go to Americaland the land of opportunity for all gangsters, fraudsters, shysters, and extremes, ONLY DO’NT GET CAUGHT unless you have the right connections

  14. 21
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    Breaking news from Owen Jones holidaying in the gay quarter of Barcelona.

    ‘Owen Jones… urging Europe and the United States to support the military-backed government in Egypt”

  15. 22
    Sir William Waid says:

    Is it Dion Dublin?

  16. 23
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Hang about.

    I have been watching those Arabs in Egypt behaving disgracefully in a nominally democrativc country.

    This morning the EU wakes up and talks about not giving them five billion euros in aid.

    What is all this about?

    Egypt unlike the EU is self sufficient in oil, has loads of pyramids and can charge ships a fortune for sailing down a canal.

    Both Hollande and Cameron say they are very concerned.

    I am just very suspicious.

    • 31
      Franky Drake says:

      That canal is a nice little earner. If we had any sense we’d put a toll gate on the English channel and charge ships entering and leaving the EUSSR.

      • 50
        The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

        We should lay artificial reefs in the North Sea to stop the crabby Spanish fishermen.

  17. 29
    Crib Notes says:
  18. 35
    Businessman my hoop says:

    He fools no one.
    He has the vacant stare of someone who doesn’t understand what’s going on.

    • 39
      Tide of History says:

      You mean the other inmates of the Westminster and Whitehall ghettoes do?

      I thought that the various warring factions within the waring tribes only understood their own introverted conspiracies and scams, not how they related with each other. let alone how outside forces (take your pick) are about to destroy their world of illusion.

  19. 37
    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    CIA plant I wouldn’t wonder

  20. 40
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Labour need the Coco Chanel Strategy as opposed to the Coco the Clown Strategy.

  21. 42

    I see ‘Call me Dave’ plans for second coalition with Liberal Democrats, tells you all you need to know about the man.

    • 52
      Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

      Let’s give Dimmy Dave some credit; if he’s realised he can’t beat Ed Miliband, there at least must be some activity going on inside his big fat head.

      Of course, that realisation would cause any sensible person to resign. But the fact that Dimmy at least realises how crap he is suggestive he’s not quite as dim as most of us think. He’s merely “unbelievably dim” as opposed to “phenomenally dim”.

    • 54
      The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

      Once a Liblabcon always a Liblabcon.

    • 64
      Mr Kipper says:

      Dave flying the flag of surrender and defeat. So no referendum then?

      • 101
        I'm only saying says:

        So now TWATson and Vazeline are into “making enquiries” into the stopping of the Brazilian homosexual lover of a Guardian reporter at Heathrow under the terrorism act.
        Two total misfits shouting foul over a ridiculous situation that could backfire on them.
        I wonder if the police thought he was an an electrician?
        No, he would be dead by now.

  22. 45
    Chuka's Conscience says:

    “We have got a big job to do. We are looking to make history – to achieve the remarkable feat of being re-elected to office after one term in opposition after royally fucking up every facet of British society, and so we are seeking to do something very big.”

  23. 46
    DAVE Fuckwit CAMERMONG says:

    Ah i’d forgotten it’s Magic mushroom season again !

    What the fuck is that supposed to be ?

  24. 51
    Pollytwaddle says:

    I would take him to my Tuscan home, had I not sold it to make me look as saintly as he is!!!!!

  25. 55
    mine's a pint says:

    Good cartoon Rich.

  26. 56
  27. 62
    Young, gifted and half cast. says:
  28. 75
    Anonymous says:

    send the bongo back.

    • 89
      Umbongo Burunda says:

      You are a wacist, I am from bongobongo land and do not look like a smug twat, I thank you.

  29. 103
    I'm only saying says:

    Funny that the two best comedians on BBC by a million miles are a German living here, and a gay American.


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