August 16th, 2013

Afriyie Writes to All Tory Association Chairman

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Guido hears that next month’s Conservative Renewal conference is stepping it up a notch. Last year Afriyie denied the conference was a Tory rebel conference. Intriguingly, despite being on best behaviour of late, Adam Afriyie has personally sent a letter to all constituency chairman urging them to attend for a special session on improving democracy in the party and garnering support amongst the grass roots. Whatever could that be about?

If anyone fancies leaking the letter, you know what to do.

280 Comments

  1. 1
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    I am the next Bollock Obama !!

  2. 2
    Grammar Police says:

    That would be “chairmen” – twice.

  3. 3
    Point of Information 4 says:

    So if he and Chucka somehow make it to party leader, does that make me rac!st for voting UKIP ?

  4. 4
    Anti-Rentier Alliance says:

    National Association of allotment holders has more members than Tories. Go back to your allotments and prepare for government!

  5. 5
    Raving Loon says:

    From Wikipedia:

    “A self-made millionaire, he is worth an estimated wealth of £13m to £100m”

    Narrow it down a bit mate.

  6. 6
    Anti-Rentier Alliance says:

    CPS Think tank example shows how a low paid worker has to split her wage 50/50 with a rentier

    http://www.cps.org.uk/blog/q/date/2013/08/15/tax-simplifier-18-the-tax-burden-on-poor-people/

  7. 7
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    They are all getting so confused they’ll be stabbing each other in the chest soon.

  8. 8
    REALITY CHECK says:

  9. 9
    Diane Fatbott says:

    YES !!

  10. 10
    Bob Marley's ghost says:

    If anyone fancies leaking the letter…

    Are you trying to catch Afriyie?

  11. 11
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    How do I do that ?

  12. 12
    Grandma says:

    “All” shouldn’t be capitalised
    Steps are not measured in notches
    “personally sent” could be simply “sent”
    “Attend a special session”, not “attend for a special session”

    Also, Afriyie is being racist in implying black Britons with words like “grass” and “roots”

  13. 13
    Dr Stangelove says:

    Whatever could that be about?

    Err, ditching Dave.

  14. 14
    Chuka says:

    You don’t think he edited his own wiki entry, do you?

  15. 15
    Chuckus Yamoney says:

    A is down from ma coconut tree to educate you white liggers. You is scum that owes me an’ ma other monkeys money so we doesn’t have to work. So fuck all of you.

  16. 16
    Fib Dem Leader says:

    I know the first line:

    Dear Swivel Eyed Loon

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    The Tories are going from bad to worse.

  18. 18
    broderick crawford says:

    as time goes by chukka and afriye are melding into the same person .

    ARE THEY the same person ?

    is one the doppelganger of the other in the same way saddam hussein allegedly had plastic surgery performed on several of his republican guard so they were identical to him and he could deploy them in public appearances where chances of assasination were high?

    if yes — who of the two is the patsy ??

  19. 19
    Boy George says:

    Borrow more.

  20. 20
    broderick crawford says:

    Chicken — George !!

  21. 21
    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    You beat me to it. Although I was going to use the verb “strangle” rather than “ditch”.

  22. 22
    broderick crawford says:

    better than catching herpes .

  23. 23
    Dave should resign now says:

    Dave is probably going to be ditched shortly before RB takes the stand…

  24. 24
    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    He’s got the same sub-editor that the Telegraph uses. Although I do spot the evil influence of predictive text..

  25. 25
    The public says:

    Afriyie? He’s a foreigner isn’t he? Looks like one and his name’s foreign.

  26. 26
    Heckla says:

    Improving party democracy sounds rather good.

    I’d rather have a bit of that than an egg in the face or a Balls-ite knife in the back.

  27. 27
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I love it when you talk dirty !!

  28. 28
    Lateral Thought says:

    Egged with a paving slab.

  29. 29
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

  30. 30
    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    I think the Flat Earth Society has more members than the Tories. Or it will have by the time Dave and his chums have finished f*cking off everyone in the Party.

  31. 31
    Trash Labour says:

    Yuck! He is no Thierry Henry! He is the Barry OBummer of the Tory Party!

  32. 32
    Percy says:

    I have no idea why he bothers, the tory leadership has never been high up on democracy that is why they are called Conservatives

  33. 33
    Obama Bin Laden says:

    I haven’t seen any of his birth certificates so I’m not sure.

  34. 34
    I am not into Baldy, useless magicians! says:

    Too late for a leadership challenge. So the Barry OBummer of the Tory will have to get back into his box! For now!

  35. 35
    Butch Dave says:

    You are a racist nazi peedo even for considering it. I shall call Joyce Thacker to remove your children and have you sterilised. If you wear a tie on Friday you will be shot.

  36. 36
    Good news spoiled by bad news says:

    We had good news this week when Abu Cocktada’s state scrounging brood dropped their application for leave to remain and fucked off to Jordan.

    But now a bleeding heart judge has given the wife of a terrorist a suspended jail sentence because she’s “vulnerable”. Moron. Has that c-unt Longford been reincarnated?

    The wife of a convicted terrorist has been given a one-year suspended jail sentence for failing to give police information about her husband. Ayan Hadi, 31, is married to Muslim convert Richard Dart, who was jailed in April for preparing terrorist acts. Hadi, from Acton, west London, failed to provide information that might have helped police arrest and prosecute him. The judge said justice could be “tempered with some mercy” in cases of “vulnerable” defendants. Passing sentence at the Old Bailey, Mr Justice Sweeney spared Hadi, who has a sixth-month-old child by Dart, an immediate prison term.

    That child should be given to foster parents or adopted. With that piece of shit for a mother, it’ll grow up to be a future suicide bomber. But of course, the social services won’t do shit. They won’t act to save a child being tortured, r*ped or murdered, like Baby P, Daniel Pelka, the victims of the muslim grooming gangs and Victoria Climbié, but they will be in there like a shot if it turns out a foster parent votes UKIP.

  37. 37
    RK says:

    Perhaps “chairman” is a subtle comment on the shrinking of the party! MailOnline, which is a real joke, made the same slip with woman/women in a headline the other day.

  38. 38
    I am not into Baldy, useless magicians! says:

    He is a useful knob for the Tories . Lets all pretend it is Obama!

  39. 39
    Osborne takes from the English and gives to immigrant colonisers. says:

    It’s all over for the ConDems.

  40. 40
    Lib Dem Training Video says:

  41. 41
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    And the takeaway from this news is what, exactly? This, maybe(?):

    Who’s willing to bet on whether it’s all going to result in something akin to:
    “Dave– really, we need to have a talk about a few things…”?

    Or possibly:
    “Dave– I wish there were better news for you out there, but, alas…”

    This, from a man who only has the best interests of the Party and of its members out there in the country at heart, who has always answered his party’s call, and never thought of thinking OF himself at all…

    “I’ve always loved you, Dave, you know that, right? But there IS such a thing as ‘tough love,’ y’know…”

  42. 42
    Percy says:

    Why doesn’t anyone want to join the Cons, such nice people as seen on this blog, to lose one is unfortunate but to lose thousands, someone or a group of people (probably not due to one person) is just plain stupidity, and they should be rodgered with a bargepole

  43. 43
    Owen Jones says:

    A day of anger!
    If you are sick of what of you see happening on the streets day after day..If you are angry with the tory-led coalition government attacking the weakest in society..then today is our DAY OF ANGER.

    Join me in writing a strongly worded letter to your MP..

    PS – I’m on the radio – LBC 97.3 -Tomorrow and its a phone in.
    So be nice..

  44. 44
    Engineer says:

    Some truth in that, but it has to be said that the other two major parties are even less familiar with democracy.

  45. 45
    Joyce Thacker says:

    I’m still here.

    Promotion coming soon. Wait until I control the council..then you UKIP fascists will see exactly what THE POWER OF THE STATE means

  46. 46
    Percy says:

    Who’s bothered, that’s his business as long as it is legal, it’s a lot more than I have but I am not jealous of him, but he should not think just personal wealth will get him to the top (but is a good launching point) mind you it is what lights the little cash registers on your average Con.

  47. 47
    Tachybaptus says:

    2015: the membership of the Conservative Party doubles from last year’s figure. Both of them live in Bournemouth.

  48. 48
    Ed Moribund says:

    I am lonely in my nightmare.

  49. 49
    Percy says:

    If Liebore had anything about them (which they don’t seem to have) should play on the confusion, but they seem to be same as the Cons

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Will someone ring in and twist his fucking cap back? hmmmm

  51. 51
    Percy says:

    But look at the opposition, oh dear

  52. 52
    Fragrant Harriet, Muvver hen says:

    chairperson you sexist oinka

  53. 53
    Owen Jokes says:

    Bet you were hoping for a day in Angus.

  54. 54
    Trustafarian Surrey Eco Twatess - attractive in a pierced chin sort of way says:

    “Fracking causes earthquakes, tsunamis, ghosts, cancer, bad manners, acid rain, wheat intolerance, itchy bras, disability, poor quality boots from shoesave, Celebrity cellulite, drones hitting wedding paryies and PMT!”

  55. 55
    Noel Galloper says:

    Don’t look back in anger…I heard him say

  56. 56
    Percy says:

    I do not like voting for someone I have never heard of, no electoral bumf to say who or what they are, people are just voting blind voting for a party of their choice not even knowing who they are voting for.

  57. 57
    gordon is a moron says:

    do you really swallow the line that the spillage from his diseased cock went voluntarily ….do you think the jordanians were going to foot the bill of millions that we sad sacks have been paying for the last 20 years we are still going to be paying for their futures!

  58. 58
    Ed 'shhhhh' Balls says:

    Do you remember that movie the Wild Geese?
    The bit when Richard Harris is trying to get on the plane and all the Simba machete weilding militia are chasing him.. and he gets winged by an egg…erm..I mean..a bullet & he can’t keep up.

    And Roger Moore taxiing the plane, he can’t slow down..
    So Richard Burton has a tough choice to make. A choice for the good of the mission. To save the others..

    Remember that ED?

    Well…I’m like the Richard Burton character and you are Richard Harris.

    BTW …you ain’t sen me …roight.

  59. 59
    Percy says:

    I think there should be extensive fracking within a 40 mile radius of Charring Cross, that should be willingly accepted by the Con heartland

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    Gosh, how exciting…

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    The PM says fracking is just fine,so it must be.

  62. 62
    Dave should explain now says:

    Dave is an expert on Natural Gas.

  63. 63
    Trustafarian Surrey Eco Twatess - attractive in a pierced chin sort of way says:

    Wind and solar are all the energy resources we need!
    That…and the power of our own innate sense of self smugness because we buy fair trade chocolate, even though it tastes like leaves and sawdust.

    My ego, if properly harnessed, could easily power a smart car..

    {I have no engineering or science background, I’m a political science 2.1 grad, but I believe it to be true SO IT MUST BE TRUE!}

  64. 64
    'Red' Ed Rubberband says:

    Was Richard Harris in Wild Geese 2 ?

  65. 65
    Tachybaptus says:

    God save us from exciting political events.

  66. 66
    P l e b says:

    This is an exciting blog.

  67. 67
    Old time hippy says:

    Being proved wrong is no reason not to carry as if you were right.
    I said back in the 60’s that nuclear power would make the water in the UK undrinkable without radiation tablets and lead cups.

    And I was right… sort of… a bit… well…that sun thing with the ozone layer melting or summint..? That never got all sorted out did it?
    And the polar ice caps..they are going to cover the earth by 2020 still, right? And the oil will have run out by 1981? Did it? I can’t remember shit that happened after Star trek was cancelled.
    Acid rain will make the oceans and lakes poisonous to every fish, mammal or insect in the eco system. How did that pan out?

  68. 68
    Isn't multiculturalism wonderful! says:

  69. 69
    Tachybaptus says:

    But thankfully your contributions remain as dull as ever.

  70. 70
    gordon is a moron says:

    the problem is mounting for labour . in the horror movie that stars ed twitibland the labour cognishiti are going bannanas they are FUCKED and every last one of them knows it!

  71. 71
    Tachybaptus says:

    No. And the casting was bloody odd: Laurence Olivier as Rudolf Hess, Stratford Johns as Mustapha El Ali, Patrick Stewart as a Russian general. Haven’t seen it, but it sounds like a luvvies’ luv-in.

  72. 72
    Doreen says:

    God speed you black emperor!

  73. 73
    Conservative Party Grass Roots says:

    We’ve both seen the letter.

  74. 74
    Sir William Waid says:

    There should be a ‘his’ before ‘best behaviour’.

  75. 75
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Exactly. Get your money on a Tory landslide before the odds shorten.

  76. 76
    Jimmy says:

    He’s just reminding the old dears he’s an MP so they don’t keep giving him drinks orders.

  77. 77
    Owen says:

    I can vouch for that. I’ve been fracked, and now I get a lot of PMT.

  78. 78
    Objective Productions are Scum. They protect abusive media stars! says:

    His leadership challenge is a bit late! Check the posing pic? If he was chocolate he would eat himself.

    Chrispy BrownPants could never get away with posing like that! We will always see him as pants!

  79. 79
    A demon of the dark arts. says:

    Egg Miliband’s views on cost of living have gone to cluck! Scrambled!

  80. 80
    A demon of the dark arts. says:

    Join me in writing a strongly worded
    letter to your MP..

    Ok! Fuck off Sheila Gilmore. U socialist Hunt!

  81. 81
    A demon of the dark arts. says:

    Is he joining the homophobic- we hate modernism- old Hunts at the bingo club?

  82. 82
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Just watched Sky interviewing a”PROFESSIONAL PROTESTER”(100%on benefits)at the Cuadrilla site.How do these people support themselves-fresh air and berries?,and how did they get there-hang gilder?.If they had their way we would be driving around in straw cars with sails.One way to disperse them would be for the DHSS to set up a mobile unit as no doubt the taxpayer is funding this “lifestyle”choice.

  83. 83
    Loads More On Their Way says:

    She’d have difficulty getting away with that in Zanzibar

  84. 84
    The enriched multicultural community says:

    You mean, “is he becoming a Muslim?”

  85. 85
    Living in 44.89% White Londonistan says:

    Well he did take a sneaky grab of her tit or so she says.

  86. 86
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    That’s very ageist, sexist and patronising.

  87. 87
    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    “Fucked” as in “going to win the next election”?

    Labour are set for an 84-seat majority. And that’s before Dimmy Dave opens Britain’s front door to the whole of Bulgaria and Romania.

    You think Labour will lose? Dimmy Dave Camoron’s going to make sure they don’t.

    http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/

  88. 88

    Can’t see them bothering to turn up as the ‘grass roots’ think Cameron’s a cυnt.

    Who can blame them.

  89. 89
    Genghiz the kahn says:

    Cameron blinks over Spain and Gibraltar – don’t fancy his chances of support from Right if EU get too involved. Events could undermine Call Me Dave.

  90. 90
    We Don't Need More Monkeys In Da House says:

  91. 91
    Tony Blair says:

    Yah, they spillage from my diseased cock cock actually.
    I like traitors and murderers and I like a bit of Asian too. mmmm.

  92. 92

    Call me David has discussed the Egyptian crisis on a telephone call with President Hollandaise sauce.

    A spokesman says:
    “They agreed that the EU should be clear and united in its message. That being – the violence must end immediately and there needs to be a political dialogue, involving all sides, that leads to genuine democracy”

    Well isn’t that what they had before the Obama backed military coup d’état?

  93. 93
    Deport Hodge Now says:

    Send Hodge back home to Egypt.

  94. 94
    Deport Hodge Now says:

    ‘Call me Dave’ is what will soon be coined a Spastic Duck.

    Super lame.

    Once the Frigates are in the area, a few shells over B@rcelona @ siesta time should wake the lazy dagos up.

  95. 95
    Deport Hodge Now says:

    Wouldn’t be surprised if Chucka threw some of his drinks orders Adam’s way, eh Jimmy ?

  96. 96
    Deport Hodge Now says:

    Owen Jones: Every Day is one of Anger if Owen Jones is involved in it.

  97. 97
    Deport Hodge Now says:

    The Tories are going further towards ‘New Labour’. That is worst.

  98. 98
    Bob Fleming says:

    Has Millibland junior resigned yet?

  99. 99
    Dave will NEVER give you a Referendum says:

  100. 100
    Angus says:

    So much like our beloved leaders.

  101. 101
    albacore says:

    But who needs events when he’s so very gifted?
    Are there any Tory tits that he’s uplifted?
    If this Alfriwotsit is rallying the troops
    How many more are there pissed-off and plotting coups?

  102. 102
    Jimmy says:

    Thank you.

  103. 103
    Jimmy says:

    Was this some sort of reader’s contest?

  104. 104
    Then the Big Baboon, one night in August, says:

    I’m sorry, but seeing “silverbacks” reminds me of Guido, for some silly reason…though I must admit, the chest-thumping does make them look more like a few politicians I could name.

    Which reminds me, has our host returned from his abba dabba second honeymoon yet?

  105. 105
    Bill Quango MP says:

    Did that man just call me a MoFo ?

    I’ve never really thought of myself as a gold medal Olympian runner before..but if he says so..

  106. 106
    Mohamed Morsi says:

    My bot-bot wishes it had never been born!

  107. 107
    Slimeball says:

    Labour’s record on immigration slammed by Keith Vaz who ridicules party’s attack on retailers as ‘not an answer’ to borders crisis

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2395651/Labours-record-immigration-slammed-Keith-Vaz-ridicules-partys-attack-retailers-answer-borders-crisis.html#ixzz2cADCJ9vX

  108. 108
    The Voice of Reason says:

    Why do muzzers have to ruin everything?

  109. 109
    Deport Hodge Now says:

    Agreed, and in verse, the reality’s perverse,
    The knives are sharpened all around,
    But it’s what Dave does is Brussels, with the EU mongrels,
    Like Lisbon, that will cause damage to Britain.

  110. 110
    Engineer says:

    No. Big Len hasn’t finished with him yet.

  111. 111
    have you ever noticed that the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    they didn’t fail to get a grip, they did it on bloody purpose or has he not being paying attention.

  112. 112
    60's and 70's survivor says:

    …After the “White Lightening”, “Purple Haze”, California Sunshine””Strawberry Fields” “Micro Dot”, “Psylocibin” and “Mesculin”,I too……um………what?…eh?

  113. 113
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    I think Neo-guido is currently at the controls…

  114. 114
    UKIP or bust says:

    Belive that,and you’ll believe anything.

    slimey labour slime are running scared on immigration and flinging out sham attacks left, right and center.

    First shitty pants and now greazzy greese.

    It’s all bollocks.

    They don’t mean a word of it.

    I say to him.

    Take it easy Mr. Greasy, you ain’t got far to slide.

  115. 115
    UKIP or bust says:

    I hear Omaha has cancelled their annual egg and spoon race, but is leaving in place the three and a half billion aid to the military.

    He must be angry.

  116. 116
    Game of Thrones says:

    the tory party doesn’t just have a problem with race, it has a problem with the poor, with the disabled, with the unemployed, with the unions, with the middle classess – in fact the tory party has a problem with everyone – so maybe they should just fuck off

  117. 117
    Game of Thrones says:

    tory landfill you mean

  118. 118
    Alf says:

    my mp can’t read

  119. 119
    Alf says:

    oh and he’s a racist bastard

  120. 120
    Alf says:

    boring, anecdotal and propagandist

  121. 121
    balls puncher says:

    cnunt

  122. 122
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m going all out to build a matchstick model of the river Nile.

  123. 123
    Ste Fry, homo sapiens says:

    Shouldn`t have treated the normal people as idiots then, FFS. You were going to stop them voting. aley akbum

  124. 124
    Sanity says:

    Let’s not

  125. 125
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    To ALF,the Sky interviewer said”you are a professional activist i,v seen you many times on this type of protest”.Do you think this guy holds down a full time job?.

  126. 126
    Percy says:

    Ahh bless. Welcome to the HoC debate (?) on ………….

  127. 127
    Anonymous says:

    Alf is a nob.

  128. 128
    Cherchez La Oil says:

    Keith Vaz’s wife is an immigration lawyer

  129. 129
    Diane Abbongo-Bongott says:

    I’m a she!

    Easy mistake mistake though.

  130. 130
    Toe Knee Blair says:

    Since I’ve been middle east peace envoy the whole middle east has gone all civil war.

    Not my fault. Place was fucked when I got here.

  131. 131
    Dangerous wee tramp says:

    I heard one of the threatening civil disruption next week. I hope she has been arrested by now.

  132. 132
    Ed Miliband says:

    I resign

  133. 133
    Fatbott says:

    There is nothing wrong with me charging £1,750 for a speech at the cash-strapped University of Birmingham on the subject of exorbitant tuition fees. I am worth every penny and have children at private school to support.

  134. 134
    Curious says:

    If the University of Birmingham is so cash-strapped, why do they over-pay their senior staff by so much?

  135. 135
    Hari Hil says:

    Which party has the best man of African descent? Is it Chukka, is it Adam?

    There’s only one way to tell ….!

  136. 136
    Hello my name is Pat and I love Joooows says:

  137. 137
    A Fight says:

    to find out

  138. 138
    Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

    He needs a beard.

  139. 139
    Diane Fatbott says:

    1,750 pounds is the fee I charge as well as my target weight.

  140. 140
    Universal Hiss says:

    I laughed at that. I really did.

  141. 141
    David Minibanana says:

    HAHAHAHA !!

  142. 142
    Hari Hil says:

    Dude! I fucked up!

  143. 143
    Citizen Invoice says:

    The pathetic part about it is that they don’t even understand business.

  144. 144
    Gladiola says:

    Your theory assumes that further millions of invading Bulgarians and Romanians won’t make everyone want to vote UKIP and wipe both the Tories and Labour parties out.

  145. 145
    Reader says:

    He will never lead anything. He’s unpleasant.

  146. 146
    An Exit Strategist says:

    He has no exit strategy

  147. 147
    Ted Heath says:

    Nobody needs a beard. He might like one, but that is his business

  148. 148
    LibLabCon reaction to UKIP says:

  149. 149
    Ted Heath the bandleader says:

    “Nobody needs a beard…”

    It ain’t necessarily so– they wouldn’t be saying all those things about you, if you would have made a little effort to look like maybe you were chasing poontang now and then; maybe you needed a beard, boss:

  150. 150
    A Different "Guy" Altogether says:

    “It’s too bad, that all these things
    Can only happen in my dreams…”

  151. 151
    Dame Cybil Serpent says:

    There follows an important message from Sir Humphrey Appleby :

    Thank you, Cybil.
    
    I would just like to take this opportunity to echo David Cameron's sentiments
    towards you all. I can assure you that in these austere times there can be no
    question whatsoever that we are all in it together - up to our necks.
    For any doubters amongst you, here's the proof :
    
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10248917/Senior-civil-servants-tax-bills-paid-using-public-money.html
    
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  152. 152
    balls puncher says:

    the conservatives supporting the right of the elites to rip us off

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10248917/Senior-civil-servants-tax-bills-paid-using-public-money.html

    who was it they claimed were ‘entitled’? – oh yes, those on social security
    who has it been who they have raped and piliged? – oh yes those on social security
    what has it all been about? – the security of the elites
    all conservatives should be shot now – that would be tru social cleansing

  153. 153
    balls puncher says:

    the Church of England is getting in quite a lather about fracking. It was always known as the tory party at prayer and is proving itself just that at the moment. How much land does the CoE own precisely? What exactly would be the financial gain to the CoE if fracking went ahead on its cherished, revered land? Who gains??????? CoE not fit for purpose

  154. 154
  155. 155
    Rooby Rooby Roo says:

    Afriyie is the most crap conspirator ever. At this rate he’s going to rip off his mask and proclaim “Alright, I was Gordon Brown all along, and I would have got away with it if it wasn’t for you pesky kids!”

  156. 156
    national geographic says:

    Chuka and Afriyie.
    Which one is comparable to the Olingo and the other the Olinguito?
    Hiding in plain sight for a long time?
    On a can’t see the wood for the trees explanation perhaps the mass of Abbott and Vaz;- common, pushy, everyday creatures that emerged from the undergrowth many moons ago and a routine feature of political life today have been paramount in us not seeing or even seeking these new, shy, timid creatures now taking centre stage.

    Isn’t nature wonderful. Almost on a par to the re-discovery of the coelacanth.
    Of course, as with all new mammals. time will tell whether the genus can turn into genius.
    I must admit to having doubts as to their survival but then if visitors to the Westminster Zoo can make them an attraction; anything is possible.
    Yet tragedy happens. Don’t ever forget that Knut the polar bear, lavished with attention, only enjoyed a limited lifespan.

  157. 157
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Early Morning Smile :)

  158. 158
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    To 155

  159. 159
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    There is something very dark and a bit shady about this guy.

    I suspect he might be an anti fracker.

  160. 160
    I'll frack if I want to says:

    What I want to know is if I sign up can I avoid the evening dinner with special guest Michael Gove ?

  161. 161
    I can't find my sunglasses says:

    Michael Gove is married with children.

    One of the hot topics for discussion at this jamboree is “the family”.

    If he is truly a family man then why is Michael Gove leaving his wife and children to talk to a load of boring old farts ?

    Is this what modern day conservatism is all about?

  162. 162

    Left Cannes at 07:00 yesterday and drove 800km to Limoges. Beautiful girl at boulangerie at Le Caylar in denim hot pants showing off some spectacular legs. I looked at the wares but decided that, given the choice, I would eat her ravishing body first. Made do with a croque monsieur but she sweetly said goodbye when I left…

    Saw the tops of Norman Foster’s spectacular bridge from across the hills but left autoroute to conduct a reconnoitre of the Tarn valley and gorge which had thus far eluded me on my travels. The high spot for me is Ambialet where the river loops around a castle topped hill and ends up flowing in the opposite direction parallel to itself at a distance of no more than 100 metres.

    Drove up the bendy road to the castle followed by a blue British-registered convertible VW with some ten people in it, half of them standing! The surreal effect was similar to the scene in Blow-Up where the mime troupe goes to the tennis court and I get drawn into it rather like David Hemmings did. They let themselves into the castle and I asked them how many more people they could get into the car and we rationally discuss the possibility of adding another level to the vehicle to facilitate this.

    Then another very pretty young girl serves me at a little tourist cabin. She is taller than the one in the morning and has longer dark hair and cannot do enough to help me. I could never do enough to help her either…

    Life is very good.

  163. 163
    Trigger says:

    Just another Saturday night in Peckham.

  164. 164
    kkk says:

    haha – the moderators have been doing their handy work again not a very pleasant site anymore – free speech of little consequence here except to follow the sun/tory line – what a sham

  165. 165
    albacore says:

    Our old cat goes back to the vet today
    Five inches of stitches to take away
    He ain’t that keen on exotic estates
    It’s invaders here that he truly hates

  166. 166
    A Reporter says:

    Jack Dromey, wife of Labour leader Harriet Harman has been secretly recorded explaining the new ‘stuff it to landlords’ policy. Aiming to repeat his 1970s Grunwick masterstroke, he says ‘” We will not rest until we have returned Labour to its successes of the late 1970s”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2395990/Labour-housing-supremo-secretly-recorded-making-threats-impose-rent-controls-landlords-charge-party-won-election.html

  167. 167
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    To 155,v good.

  168. 168
    Michael Fish says:

    Ah, ‘Blowup’- made the year there was no summer just cloud and wind, as is apparent in the film. Mind you, the Yardbirds at the Marquee were a high spot.

  169. 169
    Benjamin Britten says:

    Whatever did happen to the slim and youthful Hemmings?. Went to seed far too early. A great disappointment.

  170. 170
    Percy says:

    He was only following orders. have I heard that one before?

  171. 171
    Percy says:

    Sometimes I wonder if some business people understand business

  172. 172
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Cat, what an incredible fantasy world you live in.

  173. 173
    Percy says:

    Why not say the chair, “chair” at least in English does not have a sex

  174. 174
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    The company that make matches has gone on strike.

  175. 175
  176. 176
    Percy says:

    But shouldn’t the song be,

  177. 177
    Dr Seuss says:

    The Cat in the Hat says hello.

  178. 178
  179. 179
    I can't find my sunglasses says:

    It is not a bridge it is a viaduc !

    Turning up for two site visits and doing a few preliminary drawings most certainly does not make it “Norman Foster’s spectacular bridge”.

    I suspect you did not drive over the viaduc because then you would have come across something truly spectacular: the Toll Fees which are specially increased for the summer traffic!

    There is nothing like a private/public initiative and in this French Socialists and Eiffage Construction are truly world leaders.

    If the lady with the spectacular legs was working in the service station food section at Le Caylar then I believe I know her father who actually worked at height on that viaduc when it was being constructed.

    As you correctly report the sites are truly stunning.

  180. 180
    Percy says:

    Do you think Geedes is a stalker, next thing he will be asking someone to go through Afriyie’s dustbin

  181. 181
    Gonk says:

    Seen it.
    Old drunks trying to run.

  182. 182
    Gordon McFuckwit-Bust says:

    I made the tax code so much simpler for poor people by removing the 10 p tax band ….oh , I see what you mean.

  183. 183
    Percy says:

    Could be, do you remember those cartoons of B’Liar his eyes seemed get more swivel-eyed as time went on

  184. 184
    Percy says:

    “Thierry Henry”, who is he?

  185. 185
    Percy says:

    You have two Tone

  186. 186
    Everyone who hates Labour and wants them as far from power as possible says:

    Screammmmmmmmmmmm noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

  187. 187
    Percy says:

    Landslide. isn’t that where the side of a hill or mountain parts company with the rest of the mountain and descends into a valley, very often far down the mountain side crushing all before it.

  188. 188
    The lefties on this site are panicking they know the election is lost for them with egg millitwat says:

    That’s labour

  189. 189
    Gonk says:

    See that, that’s your girlfriend that is !

  190. 190
    The lefties on this site are panicking they know the election is lost for them with egg millitwat says:

    People need to wake up to the fact the only enemy in the UK is Labour.

  191. 191
    Hen McCluckski says:

    It brought claims that Unite, where Mr Dromey was deputy general secretary until 2010, has ‘bought’ Labour . Rent controls have been tried by socialist governments, in particular, around the world but have been widely regarded as disastrous.
    However Mr Dromey, MP for Birmingham Erdington and husband of Labour’s deputy leader Harriet Harman, said Labour wants to impose rent controls if it wins power in 2015.

  192. 192
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Labour successes of the 1970’s. Like the time in our history that Denis Healey had to beg the IMF for a bailout and we were universally known as ‘ The Sick Man of Europe’. ?

    Oh yeah, we remember that time. Happy days, eh Jacqui ?

  193. 193
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Buy Labour ? I’ve put the Party on 3Bay and the only bidder thus far is Red Len and he’s only bid 50p.

  194. 194
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

  195. 195
    The Loony Left says:

    A minister in the Socialist Republic of Vietnam in the 1980s said rent controls there led to poor housing standards and did more damage to Hanoi than American bombs.
    In Venezuela, rent controls imposed in December 2012 have failed to combat rising inflation which hit 39.6 per cent in June.
    In New York, rent controls are blamed for reducing the city’s housing supply. Varying degrees of control over rent operated on and off in Britain from the First World War until the 1980s.
    Official figures show they contributed to the private rented sector shrinking from 55 per cent of households in 1939 to 8 per cent in the late 1980s.
    Jack Dromey and his wife Harriet Harman own at least two large homes, including one in Herne Hill, South London.

  196. 196
    Bob Fleming says:

    Typical dodgy leftie. Although got to have some sympathy for the guy given his personal circumstances..married to batshit crazy Hairyott

  197. 197
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    So the regressives have gained a great victory by getting the police to make teh British company Cuadrilla stop drilling in Sussex.

    Anarchy 1 Democracy and Law and order 0.

    These idiots would have stopped the industrial revolution in its tracks.
    At the dawn of man they would have been throwing water over the camp fire in case anyone got burnt. Instead they would have had everybody freeze to death.

    Dickheads.

  198. 198
    Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

    Nice to see the fat useless cowardly plods sticking up for the cuunt scum at Balcombe.

  199. 199
    Paxmong's Beard (no relation to Mary) says:

    Successes of the late 70’s? The dead left unburied? The economy in a tailspin? Britain the laughing stock of the world?

    Great idea.

  200. 200
    C.O.Jones says:

    “Secretly recorded” that’s one way of finding out about Labour policy.

  201. 201
    C.O.Jones says:

    Well, both the eco warriors and pc plod need to earn their benefits one way or another.

  202. 202
    C.O.Jones says:

    Tomorrow is double bubble anyway so expect a quieter day today.

  203. 203
    UKID DING says:

    https://twitter.com/GABaines/status/368674913118199808

    LET THE TORRENT OF INVECTIVE COMMENCE !

  204. 204
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Mail on line is well worth a visit today, all the pics have been placed with the wrong articles on the sidebar of shame, giving unintentionally hilarious results.

  205. 205
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    The regressives have gained a great victory by getting the police to make a British company employing British workers, Cuadrilla, to stop drilling in Sussex.

    Anarchy 1 Democracy and Law and order 0.

    These idiots would have stopped the industrial revolution in its tracks.
    At the dawn of man they would have been throwing water over the camp fire in case anyone got burnt. Instead they would have had everybody freeze to death.
    And that’s just what will happen to the poor in this country without sufficient energy supply at a reasonable price.

  206. 206
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    You’ll always have very expensive fuel as long as I’m Energy Secretary :)

  207. 207
    Back to the point about Adam says:

    Read his Wikipedia entry. Surely he wouldn’t have edited it?

    After all, born on the same day as Obama!

    My case rests.

  208. 208
    Bob Fleming says:

    Gordon Brown can’t bring himself to turn up for his day job

  209. 209
    Bob Fleming says:

    There’s something of the night about Adam..

  210. 210
    Boring says:

    …except it hasn’t

  211. 211
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Gordon Brown has a good excuse. He is a total failure at everything he touches so its better for us all for him not to turn up anywhere. He’ll probably not even attend his own funeral.

  212. 212
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Any county that refuses to have either a nuclear power station or fracking or their whole county covered in windmills should be disconnected from the national grid.

    Let the nimby luddites freeze to death in the dark!

  213. 213
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I’m exhausted after abolishing Boom & Bust, creating British jobs for British workers, and saving the World. Oh, and from leaving the Nation’s finances in the worst state since the end of WWII.

  214. 214
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    And the BBC,Grauniad,Unions.

  215. 215
    Lord Stansted says:

    Dead isn’t he? Wasn’t he supposedly some great liberal?

  216. 216
    The Mongolian Chive says:

    So did I.

  217. 217
    Lord Stansted says:

    “… own at least two large homes,” I supposed it goes with the territory of being a Socialist.

  218. 218
    Lord Stansted says:

    Unfortunately, they have cottages in warm Tuscany or nuclear France.

  219. 219
    Ailurophile says:

    Whilst this could conceivably be done from a bedsit in Basingstoke with an Internet connection, a Michelin Road Atlas and a Fodor Travel Guide, I, for one, prefer to believe that Cat is actually in Limoges.

  220. 220
    tin foil hat guy says:

    CIA plant I wouldn’t wonder

  221. 221
    The truth, all we get is lies says:

    Nice to know the “protesters” didn’t use any transport that use fossil fuels to get to the site , nor did they use clothes or tents made with fossil fuels fuels and don’t use any fossil fuels for lighting or entertainment, shame they haven’t found out about the mess they putting up with in the Liverpool Bay area with the masses of windmills going up and the long term damage to the seabed when the windmills end their “useful life” , the energy that been used to make and install these things the green idiots/lunatics don’t even take into account, because the wind is free, Luddites unite, we can quickly destroy the country, tossers.

  222. 222
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I’m not doubting his location, but I am doubting the young girls actions.

  223. 223
    Ailurophile says:

    Cat, you’ve probably left Limoges by this stage, but, if you haven’t, there’s more good Guinness to be found there. A grotty little pub with tables and chairs outside, just behind the Cathedral. “L’Irlandais” ( what else!), on Rue des Allois, literally a minute from the Cathedral on foot.

    Funny how the best Irish bars in Europe are always right behind Cathedrals. My all-time favourite is Seville: Flaherty’s, on Calle Alemanes. Best Guinness outside Ireland. However, maybe I’m biased because the day I visited, the outside temperature was 42C and the pint was chilled to perfection.

  224. 224
    Beeb Styleguide says:

    Person of seating

  225. 225
    Expat Geordie says:

    Died in Romania nearly 10 years ago. You’re right about him going to seed – with those eyebrows he looked like Norman Lamont’s uglier brother.

  226. 226
    Expat Geordie says:

    Yes but Harris has to beg Burton to shoot him. Is Ed begging Ed? And which way round is that last sentence?

  227. 227
    Expat Geordie says:

    All Conservative party chairmen are “chairmen”, even the female ones. Women chairmen are simply, and quite correctly referred to as “Madam Chairman”. Now if the lefties would stop trying to bastardise and emasculate our language the world would be a much nicer place.

  228. 228
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    or outside MacDonald’s in down town Brixton…

  229. 229
  230. 230
    Anti-Rentier-Alliance says:

    Think the elite need to reset The Matrix, virtually everyone can see through the Labour/Tory charade now

  231. 231
    Sir Roger Moore says:

    I went to the trouble of learning a whole new expression for that damn film, luvs

  232. 232
    Listener says:

    Who cares? LBC are propagandists for Labour.

  233. 233
    Sean the Prawn says:

    GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

  234. 234
    Gillian Beastley says:

    Pay your council tax, now there’s a good boy.

    Otherwise we will send the bailiffs round.

    We have to recoup as much money as we can to pay the debts created by hiring all those ‘Huntsultants’ who saved our city money.

    Of course l lied. I was just making sure my pals filled their boots whilst the cash was still available.

    Nice!

  235. 235
    Sean The Prawn says:

    Got any left?

  236. 236
    Sean The Prawn says:

    Max Keiser is my economic guru.

  237. 237
    Tossflap Watch says:

    Ed is hardly worth commenting upon.

    He has ‘tossflap’ written all over him.

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    No Housing Benefit – no need for rent controls.

    Actually, that might be a step too far, but a cap on housing benefit might kerb the upward spiral of private rents. Spaying sums of money to the tune of ‘whatever the market would support’ isn’t going to influence landlords when it comes to price-setting is it? The local authority wants to spray more money at me?? – don’t mind if they do; here… I’ll help them do it.

    Who do Labour think they are relying of private assets to be utilised for social housing??

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    Received by UKIP info pack this morning.

  240. 240
    Raptor says:

    There is already an oil-well in Sussex, about five miles north of Chichester. It has been pumping about a thousand barrels a day for the past twenty years.

    Better not tell the protestors, though. Chichester folk are well hard.

  241. 241
    a yorkshireman says:

    “Chichester folk are well hard”
    LOL

  242. 242
    Percy says:

    The trouble is the whole lot of them think they know everything about all subjects

  243. 243
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    155 now 157 nat geo.Still good.

  244. 244
    Anti-Rentier Alliance says:

    Fracking is a pretty bonkers idea, and really reflects the peak fossil fuel panic and future UK energy fragility for it to be even considered.

    The Church are Rentiers of old (probably invented it) and still retain the fracking, mineral exploitation rights to a lot of property they sold (including a lot of so called affordable housing).

  245. 245
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    Our national energy policy is now in the hands of self serving pressure groups and supine plods.Time for May to summon the head plod to London for re education.

  246. 246
    Kateesh'a says:

    and : IQ per se should be rendered just as IQ – especially when referring to the left side of that Bell Curve …

  247. 247
    Kateesh'a says:

    … its looking serious at Duncan Terrace tonight …

  248. 248
    Chyna says:

    … a halal boycott means a boycott of British Airways – as its all halal now … we can’t be expected to boycott BA First …

  249. 249
    Chyna says:

    Knives out for Bugs Miliband tonight … a dodgy looking meeting at Duncan Terrace – separate entrances … separated arrivals … few fems …

  250. 250

    I doubt it myself as it is happening to me. However my theory is that if you treat people with respect they respond. If it is clear you fancy them but you are not threatening, then they respond too. If you are desperately lucky, then you get even more than this. Almost anything is possible and it does not always depend on money, good looks or connections. But push it too far and you are finished.

  251. 251
    not a yorky says:

    ‘appen tha knows fook all abaht anyware else

  252. 252
    should cameron marry miliband? says:

    wasting your time boy
    people like ukip

  253. 253
    Rimmer says:

    This calls for a major, and I mean MAJOR, leafletting campaign.

  254. 254
    Alan Partridge says:

    Islington and the heartlands of the BBC could do with a bloody good fracking.

  255. 255
    Wittgenstein says:

    if you want exciting, watch “Britain’s got x-factor” and turn the sound up – the din of the cheering morons will excite you to your wits end

  256. 256
    Wittgenstein says:

    wot a khunght – missed an apostrophe

  257. 257
    Not all asians are the same, dig? says:

    Don’t say “asian” say “Sikh”.

    Try doing that to a “moslem” and you’ll be dunked in acid.

  258. 258
    One-Term Dave's batman says:

    He does not have an enter strategy either.

    Or even a creep around a bit and have a decko strategy.

  259. 259
    Gin O Clock says:

    Another member of the rligion of piss

  260. 260
    Eric Pickles says:

    Do you mean bellend

  261. 261
    DC says:

    FFS you twat

  262. 262
    Nelson Mandela says:

    Of course you white slimline male british wacist, you know it makes sense.

  263. 263
    Francoius Hollende says:

    Is Afriyie the african for african or were his parent “irelivent”,it all seems boolurex to me

  264. 264
    Swivel eyed loon says:

    Hello

  265. 265
    Maggie says:

    How can they get worse?.

  266. 266
    M Portillo says:

    Are you sure, I would have thought youre private parts arent avaiable to you

  267. 267
    Mamata Hat and Coat says:

    Exactly

  268. 268
    Abu Fucktada says:

    44.89% you are well out of date blood,praise his name bro.

  269. 269
    B Obarma says:

    Say religion of piss

  270. 270
    John McCain says:

    iS HE BLICK

  271. 271
    Reverend Bruce says:

    Unpleasant, hes repulsive, I assume the people who voted him(?) in are of the same sort.

  272. 272
    Let fuck white girls says:

    becoming a moslem, are you real he was born one you arse. you cant get elected without postal votes and there are controlled by the religion of piss

  273. 273
    UKIP Voter says:

    Who cares about all these people? Just Vote UKIP

  274. 274
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    Do I get a prize for spotting conservative philosopher Roger Scruton in the Conservative Renewal pic? I believe that’s him, gingery mop top third or fourth from left…

  275. 275
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    Indeed it’s him. No prize for me, then…

  276. 276
    G'day, cobber says:

    Richie Benaud?

  277. 277
    G'day, cobber says:

    You forgot “Window Pane”!

  278. 278
    Anonymous says:

    Ha-ha! Now THAT’S funny!

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    AND Jimmy Page! No not you, Jimmy!

  280. 280
    Anonymous says:

    Bollocks! I heard him stopping that prize (vnt Owen Jones dead in his tracks by asking him if he’d aver run a business! Owen Jones: the only person on earth who makes Ken Livingstone look moderate! LBC: must do better!


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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