August 13th, 2013

“Senior Minister of State” at FCO Smears British Ally

Many wonder just what Britain’s first, and likely last, “Senior Minister of State” at the Foreign Office does. Well smearing one of Britain’s closest allies in the House of Lords is probably not in the job description. Answering a written question, Baroness Warsi replied:

“We have made no assessment of the number of non-violent protestors killed or injured in the Occupied Palestinian Territories since 2002. According to the website of the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs, 3,643 Palestinian civilians have been killed by Israelis since 1 January 2012 in incidents directly related to the Israeli/Palestinian conflict in the West Bank and Gaza strip.”

Only one problem. That number is not true. The UN Office for the Co-ordination of Humanitarian Affairs states quite clearly that the actual figure of Palestinians killed by Israelis since 2012 was 262. Out by thousands. Why she felt the need to continue the answer beyond the first sentence is baffling. A correction is called for…

Via Trending Central.


  1. 1
    nellnewman says:

    I think she should change sides and become militwit’s strategist!


  2. 2
    If 'you're worried about people being oppressed and dying visit your local old folks home says:

    Oh for fucks sake now we are going to get an influx of left wing geo political mongs on the site.


    • 24
      Simon B says:

      Yeah, the sort who take every opportunity to have a go at I s r a e l just for protecting herself. There has never been a people called “Palestinian”, that’s just a left-wing/communist myth. Personally I think the I s r a e l i s have been more than patient, soft-handed and too concerned with ‘oomin rights. They should simply wipe out every last so-called Palestinian and take the land for themselves. It is the only way the problem will ever be solved. The Pals don’t and never will want peace.


      • 27
        eHarmony says:

        Please do not contact us again, we have heard from our competitors that you are ‘unique’


      • 31
        If 'you're worried about people being oppressed and dying visit your local old folks home says:

        You know on your journey to that support the fuck knows where rally in Hyde park?
        Well there are thousands of old people who could do with your help you passed on the way.
        Simple things like cutting hedges,mowing lawns even just a chat.


        • 46
          Anonymous says:

          Don’t ever think to care for people in this country. You get laughed at by MPs.

          The life of a UK person is much less valuable then their image.

          2015 is soon. We will get rid of these fake MPs.


      • 58
        Parasite says:

        The hasbara technique of referring to Israel in the feminine never ceases to make my stomach churn


        • 92
          Troll Finder General says:

          Parasite is a perfect description for you & your noxious views but Troll would be far better………..


          • Parasite says:

            What exactly is noxious about this one view I have epoused? Are you denying that Hasbarists usually deploy a panoply of cheap gimmicks in order to bolster their point?


      • 125
        Fed Up says:

        Simon B, I suggest that you do some historical research on your Hero nation before speaking out aloud.


  3. 3
    A-Level Sums says:

    Think you’re missing the point here.

    Do the math.

    Let x=number of Palestinians killed.
    For any value of x, where x>0, it’s still too many.


    • 9
      Sir William Waid says:

      Then why lie?


    • 14
      Right Full Rudder says:

      Why? If the Scot Nats started rioting and blowing shit up after they lose their referendum, I would expect the number of the fuckers to be shot to be >0


    • 48
      Pliny the Welder says:

      Or, in order to make a balanced equation:

      Let y=number of 4be2s killed.
      For any value of y, where y>0, it’s still too many.

      Proportionally, where Y<0 then x will increase.
      Inversely, where x<0 then Y will increase.

      Using game theory, explain the benefit to either party of X or Y <0?


      • 124
        A-Level Sums says:

        OK. Here’s your homework.

        Find the solution for x+y=0, where x or y must equal 0.

        Then impose it.

        (4be2s can use very large values of 0, if they wish).


    • 97
      Yankee Go Home says:



    • 143
      there's too many of 'em says:

      what about values of x<0. I mean, those m o zz ies breed like fuckin rabbits


  4. 4
    David Ward says:



    • 20
      figures add up says:

      add in the prenatal s,
      life expectancy
      forced to work aboard
      suicide fodder

      well for another Arab state they live far too long
      for some westerns this figure is 100% plus out, 100,000 annually are snuffed
      for some westerns this Guido figure surprise surprise maybe right


  5. 5
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Warasi the gift that keeps on giving


  6. 6
    Token says:

    This is what happens when people don’t get jobs based purely on ability.


    • 15
      A. Greed says:

      Yes, token indeed. Would be out of her depth in a small puddle. “Senior Minister of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs in the Foreign and Commonwealth Office and Minister for Faith and Communities” = you were useless as chairman but it would look waacissstt if we sacked you altogether.


    • 128
      Fed Up says:

      Do You mean gets a job because of their race ? If so it is happening in all professions.


  7. 7
    Darth Warsi says:

    I have just had a lovely vegetarian pork curry.


  8. 8
    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    Alas, I have nothing between my ears but expanded polystyrene.


  9. 10
    Rob says:

    It would be interesting to see what their definition of “non-violent” is. For example, the Left generally calls smashing up private property “non-violent” direct action.

    So, who knows? The figure is bollocks and the definition probably is too.


  10. 11
    Big Bad Al says:


    • 18
      Right Full Rudder says:

      Funny that he’s called Al. It’s as if the lead singer of the Libertines was called Junk or the host of Jim’ll Fix It was called Paed.


    • 28
      Hi News says:

      Boulton:How do manage to sleep at night?
      Campbell:With a gun under my pillow.


  11. 16
    lolwut says:

    “one of Britain’s closest allies”



  12. 19
    Wasting my time... says:

    It’s pretty clear that she meant 2002 rather than 2012, which would make sense given the question and the initial part of her answer. That would be in line with OCHA figures. It was a typo in a written answer not a smear.


    • 22
      Ed Balls says:

      Easy done I’m always confusing my two’s,twenty’s and twelvety’s


    • 115
      Statistician says:

      Yep, it’s a typo in the year – the number is since 2002, as the question asked.

      Using the UN Office online database if you select:

      * 2002-01-01
      * 2012-12-31
      * Deaths
      * Direct Israeli / Palestinian Conflict
      * West Bank
      * Gaza Strip
      * PAL (Casualty Identity)

      you get 3698, pretty close to the number Warsi gave.

      Trouble is, that is an understimate as the UN Office has little/no data pre-2005. You essentially get the same number since 2005 – for the dates 2005-01-01 to 2012-12-31 and the same selections the number is 3686, or 460 deaths /year on average.


      • 121
        Statistician says:

        If you add the selection:

        * Done By: Israeli (All)

        to the above, and use an end date of 2013-07-29 (the day before the PQ), you get 3643, exactly the number Warsi gave.

        So this is extremely likely to be what the civil servant preparing the answer did. I wonder if the typo was from the civil servant, Hansard, or semewhere in between.


  13. 21
    A THONG for EUROPE says:

    ” 3,643 Palestinian civilians have been killed by Israelis since 1 January 2012 ”

    Chicken feed compared to the hundreds of thousands Slaughtered in conflicts started by the Blair and Campbell War Machine


    • 81
      Abba Cuss says:

      Not to mention the sunnys and the sheeyas killing each other by the hundreds daily all over the middle east. At this rate there soon won’t be many left!


    • 110
      Mid Staffs says:

      Seems OK.


    • 131
      Fed Up says:

      Blair is a war criminal and should be tried as one but first the death penalty should be brought back. Organise a lottery for who can pull the lever and the money in would pay off our National debt.


  14. 26
    A THONG for EUROPE says:

    The truth does not grab headlines , but inaccurate spin does ask Chris Bryant
    You can always make a twat of yourself backtracking after the front pages have printed it


  15. 30
    Lalalabour Loonies says:

    Labour are in LaLaLand. Tom Harris thinks Ed Militwit is Magaret Thatcher! Jeeez ? Fucking delusional!



  16. 32
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Aha! The Dread Baron strikes again!


  17. 33
  18. 34
    sumthing else says:

    Warsi’s figure of 3643 probably suggests the period from 2002 [“no assessment of the number of non-violent protestors killed or injured in the Occupied Palestinian Territories since 2002″] until 2012. [ ‘Since’ 2012 should have been changed to ‘up until’ 2012.]
    Going by that Neo’s 262 x Warsi’s 10 years would be much nearer the mark.

    BTW How many innocent Isra-eli civilians during that 10 year period have lost their lives?


  19. 35
    Whiffler says:

    The description of Israel as “one of Britain’s closest Allies” is the biggest mistake here. Can’t understand Guido-Zion alliance, as it’s unlike Guido to be holier-than-thou.


    • 37
      My life already says:

      It’s eloC yrraH. He’s a 4 by 2.


    • 44
      twitter watch says:

      Believe it is Neo Guido who most favours the Guido – Zion alliance.
      He placed a comment on Twitter a while back, more or less suggesting he is Je-wish, or has Je-wish roots himself and his sick to death for having to continually defend this position.


      • 49
        Owen Jones says:

        To be honest though if China or Russia were the one’s backing Israel instead of America we wouldn’t give a fuck about the Palestinians.


        • 66
          twitter watch says:

          TBH I do [and don’t] give a fukc about both sides but then have always felt sorry that they have always elected w*nkers as leaders.
          Bit like the UK for the last few decades after Maggie.


  20. 36
  21. 38
    Jimmy says:

    You righties blow hot and cold. One minute you’re turning them into soap, the next they can do no wrong.


  22. 39

    Squawk” Boom and Bust” Squawk “Bankers Bonus” Squawk “Same old Tories” Squawk !


  23. 43
    fiGOM says:

    Woman’s a useless buffoon. Wonder how she ever got promoted.. [innocent face]


  24. 50
    Think about it! says:

    How many of you can name a single Palestinian of note, someone who has done good for humanity and world peace etc?


  25. 52
    Steele, Cheats and Robb - solicitors. says:

    Who is doing the probate?


  26. 55
    Never tried either says:


  27. 56
    The Halal Baroness says:

    I wish they would make pork sausages and bacon for me. I love porkies.


  28. 60
    I G says:

    You see Guido, this is the problem. I’m broadly sympathetic to most of your entries – fellow travellers and all that – however the above post deliberately misunderstands and misrepresents both the situation and the good Baroness. You know fine well she means the period from 2002-2012. It’s a slip of the pen. If you’re position is so strong and you believe in it so much, why do you need to completely misrepresent those with opposing views (or even those with broadly similar views on Israel). The fact that you have chosen to portray it otherwise, so aggressively, makes me wonder which of your other posts I should trust and which I shouldn’t. Please enlighten me.


    • 67
      Guido says:

      How about, just for shits and giggles?


    • 74
      Slip Sliding away says:

      “since 1 January 2012″ is unambiguous and means since 1 January 2012, nothing else. It was not her pen that was slipping.


    • 90
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      The trouble is, that when you’re dealing with a subject like the Levantine conflicts that have been going on practically since the dawn of mankind, it behoves you to get the figures absolutely correct so there can be no allegations of any attempts to obscure the issues involved.

      This is one area where Heinlein’s Razor, “Think ‘stupidity,’ before ‘malice’,” does not really apply– stupidity can (should?) get you just as much grief as malice can, and possibly more.

      End of rant.


  29. 68
    Polly Pot says:

    one leftie freedom fighter killed is cause for international condemnation. One righty home defender killed is 100,000 too few.


    • 95
      Anonymous says:

      Guido drinking himself to death – 10 years too late.


      • 119
        The revisionist left always pretend they 'care' says:

        Oh here we go, the left deliberately murdered over 150 million innocents during the last century and it looks like Burnham’s NHS and Labour added many thousands more, during the Neue Arbeit thirteen year Reich.


    • 133
      Parasite says:

      ‘Home’? Try ‘squatted property’.


  30. 70
    Anonymong OE says:

    As interesting as this particular story is, why does PS (original guid) encourage/allow AW (so called wi-ki guid) to cross promote the latest in uninteresting websites he also works for? The last one was boring enough…


  31. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Israel an ally? You are having a laugh…


    • 103
      Ally Schmally says:

      The Isra eli terror gangs killed a large British soldiers in the past, but pseudo-patriots (including one from Ireland we know) don’t think that is important – so think we should look on the modern state of Isra el as faultless friends of the UK.


    • 136
      Fed Up says:

      I think it is a take over !


    • 142
      John Smith says:

      Israel is currently a British ally, just like France, Germany, Japan, Italy and the USA, all of which are former enemies


  32. 83
    Lizzie says:

    Muslim untruthful in order to criticise Israel …. gosh, hold the front page!

    From a UN report about hostilities …

    “The vulnerability of Palestinian civilians was exacerbated due to the almost total absence of basic protective measures, such as warning systems and bomb shelters – available to civilians in Israel – as well as by the reported practice of Palestinian armed groups shooting from within, or in close proximity to, civilian areas.”

    Then later in the report referring to the hostilities in November 2012

    “The almost uninterrupted firing of projectiles into
    southern Israel severely disrupted the lives of about
    one million Israelis living within the 40 km, radius
    and placed many people at serious risk. The limited
    number of civilian fatalities in Israel is explained,
    primarily, by the protective measures implemented
    by the Israeli authorities in the affected areas,
    including the ‘Iron Dome’ system, the availability
    of bomb shelters in almost every residence, and an
    effective alarm system.”

    So a lot of the blame for Palestinian casualties seems to be the result of the Palestinian ‘authorities’ deliberately failing their own civilians. What a surprise!


  33. 88
    The great enemy of truth is persistant myth. says:

    Why is truth elusive? The Izzy/Pali conflict is shrouded in myth from both sides of the debate and the truth was dead & buried a long time ago. Is this deliberate deception on both sides to prevent a solution that neither side actually wants? There is so much deliberate deception being propagated on a daily basis. It beggars belief.


  34. 89
    Bazinga! says:

    Shock horror! Muslim cow hates Joows.

    Tomorrow bear shit in the woods and the Pope really is Catholic.


  35. 101
    Spice Merchant says:

    The Baroness is very spicy.


  36. 108
    Diogenes says:

    This is the country that was selling arms to the Argies during the Falklands spat?
    ‘scuse me while I laugh.


  37. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Typical of this silly bitch. Cameron is crazy promoting such a dim-witted anti-British freak to such high office


  38. 117
    Anonymous says:

    why is use of the word b..tch banned by Guido these days?


  39. 118
    askerratt says:

    Britain’s closest allies ? our shame

    Sent from Samsung Mobile


  40. 120
    Huree Jamset Sing says:

    Warsi…Morsi! Let’s call the whole thing off.


  41. 122
    mraemiller says:

    That’s why they need absolute privilege

    Wasi is dodgy shock


  42. 127
    Fed Up says:

    Do you mean Allah Cameron ?


  43. 138
    John Tandy says:

    I would have thought that to be perfectly obvious Guido….


  44. 140
    Kateesh'a says:

    If its not UDDIN its WARSI …


  45. 148
    NHS death camp says:

    I’m sorry but no one gives a monkeys about the Israelis or the Palstinians.

    They richly deserve each other and should be walled up i their ghastly corner of the world to squabble over three orange trees and an olive tree while the rest of us get on with our lives. Let me put this really simply for all the political classes ; we British peasants don’t care about the Middle East.

    And, by the way, after a generation or two here, neither does your average Muzzie or Issie.


  46. 152
    Lord Moyne says:

    Do you have a chip inserted that makes you over react and lose your sense of proportion when the word Israel is mentioned. It is SO boring. Any anti Israel feeling from Warsi is the least of the things you could criticise her for.


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