August 12th, 2013

WATCH: Chris Bryant claims “I was Always Going to Say Essex”


  1. 1
    Dafydd says:

    Liar, liar, pants on fire


  2. 2
    Alastair Campbell says:

    FFS grab his spade someone.


  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Silly kent.


  4. 6
    Ed Miliband says:

    The only way is ethics


  5. 7
    Bazinga! says:

    BBC just can’t stop it can they? Story about kids learning to programme, yet almost every shot they use as a female muslim in it. Why?


  6. 8
    Peter Martin says:

    ‘Apparently he was always going to say Essex. So who is getting fired?’

    It’s probably the only way.


  7. 9
    Gordon Brown says:

    Welsh jobbies, for Gay workers


  8. 12
    Bryant's Paymaster says:


  9. 13
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Fuck me ! He’s utterly useless – mind you, he does make me look good.


  10. 15
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Bryant is as much use as a square toilet roll.


  11. 16
    on reflection says:

    Did not recognise Bryant this morning however when I held up a mirror and looked at that I remembered who it was


  12. 17
    The Stilton Eater says:

    Amazing to watch someone’s career end in the space of a morning.


    • 43
      Ippikin says:

      I hope you only buy it from the housekeeper at Quenby Hall.
      You must go to the tradesman’s entrance to the rear of the courtyard and ask for Betha the Bedwarmer.
      For a modest fee, she will look after your needs.


  13. 18
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:


    • 38
      Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

      Yes, and last year Dimmy Dave Camoron allowed 510,800 immigrants into the UK. Next year, he opens the door to 29 million Romanians.

      Vote for Dimmy Dave’s faux Tories, get Labour policies.


    • 56
      Village Idiot says:

      ……Yes,and I will never ever ever, EVER forgive them the useless,country destroying shitty political party that is Labour the utter bastards. Perhaps they are waking up to the irreversible damage they have done to our once quite nice country????? The Hunts!!!! (sorry,but labour does annoy me and I wish they would disappear.)


    • 103
      Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

      Living in Merseyside I hardly noticed it happening. My last visit to Londonistan was in 1997.

      That takes me back to 1988, half way through the Nightmare Years. I took a trip on the DLR from Island Gardens to Bank and looked at all those blocks of flats between the railway and the Thames. They were teeming, absolutely teeming with them. I thought at the time it didn’t bode well for the future.


  14. 19
    Wanda Ringhands says:

    Get a supply of pot noodle, go home, turn off phones, close all curtains, lay behind the sofa for a week.


  15. 20
    muppet spotter says:

    Did he not say C.S.Elliot instead of T.S Elliot


  16. 21
    Soon to appear in the Edinburgh Fringe says:


    Bryant is comedy.


  17. 23
    Postal Votes. Labours not so secret weapon. says:


    • 115
      Postal votes is what we're good at, again and again, and again says:

      Labour envelope lickers out of a job?


    • 134
      Unhygienix the Fishmonger says:

      It’s funny isnt it how when people want to debate immigration it is always about Poles.

      Never about anyone who isn’t white.

      And why?

      Because Poles can’t vote (not in the Commonwealth) so there’s no Operation Polish Vote.

      Whereas people from former Colonies of the UK can.

      That’s how cynical Labour/Bryant’s whole “Tesco are bad people for employing Poles” thing is.


  18. 25
    Better dead than red says:

    Isn’t it funny how many times people who look like useless fuckers actually are?


  19. 26
    Joe Public says:

    So this w++cker wants to get into government and handle our immigration problem and other problems that he agrees he and his party got wrong.
    You could not make it up. I can only presume that Tesco and Next threatened libel action and Red Ed got scared and told this underpants hero to back down.


  20. 27
    Gordon Brown says:

    “British jobs for…errr…bigoted people”


  21. 32
    Ippikin says:

    Would you let this man run your whelk stall?
    I think not!


  22. 33
    Point of Information 4 says:

    Who cares about Bryant’s dyslexic geography.

    The important points are:

    i) There are major employers discriminating against local workers by employing cheap Eastern European labour.

    ii) This cheap Eastern European labor is still coming in, and it has not left yet.

    iii) Most of these unwanted people were let in by Labour.

    iv) This is the primary cause of the decay in living standards and cultural values of the UK, and people have had enough.

    Eastern Europeans Out is a policy which could win an election.

    But without a referendum such debate is academic.


    • 46
      Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

      Listen just how many times do I have to explain…


      If you have a problem with this can i suggest you vote UKIP.



      • 57
        Point of Information 4 says:

        The real point is, most people do not want to work with East European’s either here or in their home land.

        Most people in the UK do not want to work in Spain, France, !taly, Portugal or Greece, where there are either no jobs or moronic tax systems in place.

        Most people in the UK do not want to work in G’ermany, as that market is horribly closed to foreigners even now, and the G’ermans are a$$-holes.

        Many would like to work in Sw!tzerland, but he Sw!ss are smart and do not let the riff-raff in.

        Extend the above to the other member states as seen fit, including issues such as drinking water in Poland tasting like shit, levels of crime and the local rac!sm which English experience in some of the less developed parts of the EU.

        Exiting the EU is the way forward, and re-arming properly for the next major conflict a national priority.


    • 51
      A Dislechsic says:

      Y is dislechsia so dificuolt to spel?


  23. 34
    Chris Underpants says:

    I’m off to Lancashire to watch the Test Match.


  24. 36
    nellnewman says:

    Another labour ‘success’ then?


    • 48
      Lateral Thought says:

      If the strategy is not to win votes, but to perhaps to deepen the UKIP / Conservative vote split, then maybe yes.

      Labour could still afford to lose some of their lead support to UKIP, weakening the Con position, and if debate on this starts on the right, then many ex-Con supporters may shift towards UKIP as they evaluate again the position of Dave on this.

      Focus should be maintained on how the Conservatives respond.

      If they do, and accuse Bryant of being inflammatory, then they have demonstrated they are as politically correct as the loony left, irrespective of point being made.

      If they do not, the left may come back and accuse the Cons of being rac!st over then Van and their ‘silent’ support of Bryant, and poor track record of defending UK workers and their jobs.

      The Conservatives should perhaps simply point out that as Labour are still refusing to budge on referendum, any debate on immigration they attempt to start is null.


  25. 40
    harriet harpic says:

    There not his, they’re mine.


  26. 41
    ENT Consultant Doctor says:

    Bryant has got very strange shaped ears…has he been doing things with them that he is not supposed to do?


  27. 42
    a non says:

    Never liked Bryant.
    Any appearance on the box always made my skin crawl.
    Outwardly smartly dressed.
    But it was the soiled underpants picture that did it.
    He must be Omophobic.


  28. 44
    Pollytwaddle says:

    His Today interview was hilarious!


    • 90
      Hugh Janus says:

      Yes, in a pathetic kind of way. And note the far superior interview technique of John Craig – generally much shorter, focussed questions in contrast to the long rambling gibbering drivel from Giggling Davis. Bloody hopeless.


  29. 45
    Leveson lulled him into a false sense of ability says:

    What do you expect from Bryant the one trick pony?


  30. 47
    Has he changed career already? says:


  31. 50
    Nigel Farage doppelganger says:


  32. 54
    well chuffed says:

    In the same way that David Militwat will always be associated with his banana picture so skidmark will always be associated with the image of him in his underpants.

    He hasn’t a hope of getting anywhere in politics , why doesn’t he just bugger off and stop giving us so much to laugh about.


  33. 64
    Chris Bryant says:

    Never mind Stephen Fry has asked me to be in his new show,
    ‘The only way is Gaysex’


  34. 66
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Chris Bryant and labour are a backtrack shambles.


  35. 68
    Who votes for a twat like that? says:

    So, remaining the EU is going to help this massive problem, eh Chris?


  36. 72
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’ve surrounded myself with the finest liars, spinners and hypocrites, but I’m still useless.


  37. 75
    Mehdi Hasan says:

    If 30 more babies had been named Mohammed (and it’s two spelling variants) last year it would be the most popular name in the country.


  38. 76
    Jail Bird says:


  39. 78
    Harriet Harman - the peado's Madam says:

    Was Harman speaking from direct experience when she suggested that under aged girls should take part responsibility for sexual abuse committed against them by adults ?

    This is a deeply wrong statement, especially with the rotting corpse of Savile still very much alive to demonstrate conclusively that predatory child abusers exist.

    Shaky legal ground as well: As children are by definition not fully developed they cannot be judged by the same standards as adults.

    It is the adult abuser, male or female, who is responsible in all cases.


  40. 79
    Steven Berkoff on Twatter says:


  41. 80
    When the BBC's Stephen Fry says Jump, Dave Jumps says:


  42. 86
    Chris Bwyant says:

    I will ‘follow through’ on this, you will see.


  43. 87
    Owen Jones,just another champagne socialist says:

    Chris Bryant will go down in history as the first person involved in a one car pile up.


  44. 92
    David Essex says:

    Someone called?


  45. 96
    Bazinga! says:

    These adverts are disgusting, they are intimidating and an attack on the innocent and the poor.

    I hope the BBC investigates.


    • 126
      have you noticed how the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

      one came to see me last week and when I said I didn’t require one and that I thought the BBC were harassing me, as I had explained on numerous occasions in writing and in conversation why I didn’t require one, and told him to go away he asked me to sign one of those things that posties have for recorded packets. I wondered why I would sign sign something that I have no idea what it contained, as I closed the door.


  46. 97
    Bazinga! says:

    Oh fuck off with your stupid modding Fawkes.


  47. 99
    Portfolio says:

    An Italian friend has Dress & Clothing shops, he only employs Polish People and quite simply it is because of their culture, a culture of hard work, a culture of honesty, a culture undiluted with immigrants, in short, they still have values we once had.


    • 106
      Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

      On the negative side they’re all RC’s.


      • 112
        Bacon Butty says:

        well at least they are not muzzies……..


      • 116
        Wikipee says:

        The Catholic Church is the largest denomination with over 1.1 billion members, over half of all Christians worldwide, making it the largest denomination for any religion worldwide (although the church does not view itself as a denomination, but as the original pre-denominational church).[1] Protestant denominations comprise roughly 38–39% of Christians worldwide, and together the Catholics, Protestants, Anglicans, and other closely related denominations comprise Western Christianity.


        • 129
          The Gospel according to St. Blair says:

          Bless you for that.


        • 141
          West is not East says:

          The RCC is made up of The Western Rite and the Eastern Rite. Both accept the Pope as Head of the Church but their traditions, language and practices are different. Examples: Some of the Eastern churches still have baptised Catholics as married priests. Some use Aramaic – the language of Jesus.


  48. 102
    Owen Jones,just another champagne socialist says:

    You just can’t trust Old Etonians.

    Boris Johnson plans to close every tube ticket office in London! Directly breaks manifesto pledge


    • 107
      Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

      The Old Etonian in them keeps coming out of them. I never remember that being the case of that nice Mr Blair who went to Fettes.


    • 122
      Matilda says:

      That will be dead popular with Yanks, Arabs and others arriving at Heathrow with only 100 quid notes in their wallets. Boris needs putting back on his Olympic-style swing line and left out in the weather for a week or two.


  49. 119
    Handbrake Turn. says:

    Looks like this is all the fault of British workers after all.


  50. 128
    The Supermarkets says:

    Every little yelps from this panting oik. Whatever next?


  51. 130
    EyeSee says:

    Home affairs: Bryant and May, an excellent match.


  52. 132
    Anonymous says:


  53. 139

    Would any of the unemployed under 24’s, be capable, of taking any of these jobs?


  54. 140
    A Grauniad journalist says:

    Vote Labour? You are, beyond all treasonable doubt, mental.


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