August 12th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Sundowners says:

    Okay I give up.

    Who is it?

  2. 2
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    Ah, it’s just after midnight. Must check if my bennies and pensions have gone in!

  3. 3
    Tommy Tom Toms says:

  4. 4
    alexei says:

    WTF! He has used the same hairdresser as Bernard Breslaw,what a carry on.

  5. 5
    Just a Guess says:

    Ed Duncan Millismith.

  6. 6
    Biased Beeb says:

    Midnight News. Sky leads on Bryant’s looming fiasco over Tesco and Next recruitment. Beeb lead (as all day) with falling wages and don’t mention Bryant at all.

  7. 7
    Portfolio says:

    Socialist Newham Council are this coming week end spending 100s of thousands of Pounds on free entertainment for their voters, a four day extravaganza, whilst at the same time are noted as having the HIGHEST SELECTIVE CRIME area in the whole of the UK.
    Details in the BBC Link below.

    Is this Labour Policy to spend resources on Parting, rather than Police.

    and why oh why is no one asking any questions….

    Sorry forgot, they are are all on Holiday… silly me.

  8. 8
    A BBC spokesman says:

    Our motto: Nation shall spray piss onto nation.

  9. 9
    Tachybaptus says:

    What is selective crime? You choose to be mugged? Do you have to make an appointment?

  10. 10
    Gromit says:

    Do you think he’ll find where I buried his Lego hair ?

  11. 11
    Loon says:

    Three month waiting list to be mugged in Newham. Queuing is how socialism works.

  12. 12
    Juan Law-Forehoons says:

    ‘selective’ must surely refer to who the crime is committed by, i.e. whether the culprit is one of the establishment’s own.

  13. 13
    Jim fixed it for you says:

    Nation Our station shall spray piss onto nation.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    nice shirt.

  15. 15
    Brian Sewell says:

    It says “Milliband” in tag. Quote and hairdo refer to IDS. Current news stories are “Why is Ed quiet”.

    Result: this brilliant and hilarious cartoon.

    This day will go down in his/herstory alongside the storming of the Bastille and the sinking of the Spanish Armada.

  16. 16
    Baffled says:

    Is “Underpants” in the same party that was sending out search parties for immigrants? Shurely not?

  17. 17
    Santa Cruz says:

    Ooh! It was only scattered

  18. 18
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    So, basically, the joke is that Ed M is bound and determined that his recess shall remain quiet and uneventful and nothing will shake him loose from this, as he works diligently behind the scenes, coming up with a plan for when Parliament resumes sitting. And in this way, he emulates IDS, the quiet determined man.

    Another leader who was never going to become Prime Minister– yeah? Is that where we’re going with this one?

    I confess, I’m probably giving this matter way too much more thought than it merits. And it’s keeping me awake in the small hours.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Looks like she’s going to the wall for her kids.

  20. 20
    Mummification says:

    Well you seem to be a person who can’t parse a simple, effective cartoon, if that helps.

  21. 21
    The Talking Dead says:

    The second looks pretty clear. Well put, too.

  22. 22
    Mark Oateη says:

    Stop it now, you’re giving me the horn.

  23. 23
    Bruce says:

    So, Tummy, you would be the massive fat boy coming to Australia to advise our beloved PM how not to fuck up an election?

  24. 24
    broderick crawford says:

    a happy birthday to scrodinger’s cat’s owner erwin today !!!

  25. 25
    albacore says:

    Look upon their works, ye mighty, and despair
    Was there ever such a worthless, threadbare pair?
    The best of the best, finest in all England
    Choice LibLabCon – Cameron and Miliband
    At a king’s ransom cost, it wouldn’t arf pay
    To bum’s rush them on permanent holiday

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  27. 27
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I will be a No smoking sign.

  28. 28
    illogical says:

    Nobody does it quite like Rich eh?
    Can’t fathom out completely who it is but you know this holidaying pervert is evil. The combination of mad eyes and insane grin speaks volumes. Can understand that the possibility of him wearing a Max Wall bald-headed disguise succeeds in his maintaing a low profile. Note the obnoxious beach shirt to fit in with other Brits abroad and the pretty-pretty cocktail tightly grasped in a hand that has never done a real days work in his life.
    One of the UK’s most wanted perhaps? Ex BBC entertainer / kiddy-fiddler? Drug baron hiding in the the Costa Plenty? Newcastle supporter? Rag trade tycoon famous for exploiting children? Socialist Newspaper mogul? Gun runner?
    One of your best Rich but tart it up as you will I can recognise Lord Leveson anywhere!

  29. 29
    mad, swivel-eyed loon says:

    She’s way too pretty to be Fatbott.

  30. 30
    illogical says:

    Is The Rich cartoon this morning just another excuse to reinvigorate the modbot?
    No ‘dri-ve’, no pea or rice. Basic English without expletives.
    Just useless.
    [Not you Rich] Best to date

  31. 31
    I am so witless and boreing it hurts says:

    Have I ever mentioned that Living in 97.223% white Merseyside I don’t read the sun?

  32. 32
    Barrosso and Shultz says:

    Their not important, don’t worry about them.

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    If it's made in Spain, chuck it down the drain. says:

    The photo was clearly taken 20-30 years ago, before she put on weight.

  34. 34
    Cam Panula says:

    Lying and deceitful as ever. Figures.

  35. 35
    BBC claims to be impartial look a bit suspect says:

    BBC left wing bias allegation disclosed in report

  36. 36
    NHS death camp says:

    But the question for the Reverend Chris Bryan (defrocked) is whether the underpants, that starred in his famous posting, were ethically sourced.

    After all it’s one thing to go cruising and a completely different thing to go cruising in apparel made overseas by slave labour.

    I look forward to enlightenment on this.

  37. 37
    Straight talking Aussie says:

    It’s not his job alone but it is still his job. And he’s useless.

    Chris Bryant is looking like a prize plonker this morning too.

  38. 38
    M102 says:

    Banks are not open on Sunday, so it would have gone in at midnight Friday or it will go in at midnight tonight.

  39. 39
    Chris Underpants says:

    Climate change is driving the flow of immigration to the UK.

  40. 40
    Bryant Shoots Himself says:

    Chris Bryant has been caught with his pants down this morning

    – leaking a speech littered with factual mistakes
    – blaming companies from problems created by Labour
    – attacking major employers without the courtesy of calling them before

    He probably wants another self-shot this morning. Only this time with a silver pistol.

  41. 41
    broderick crawford says:


    to bryan ant minister for living in shadows and expiring politically alone ….

    if they are legally here and have work permits
    anyone can employ from anywhere they like as long as they pay min wage ….

    it’s called globalisation …. DOLT !!!

  42. 42

    And sunk, mostly by gales off the Irish coast. The Irish, as fellow Catholics in the struggle against the English heretics, showed solidarity by massacring the sailors as they struggled to the shore from their shipwrecks. Some things don’t change.

  43. 43
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    All the more reasons to hanker after the days when that nice Mr Blair was in charge.

  44. 44

    +++Sustained and enthusiastic Applause+++

  45. 45
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    I checked. They went in 8 hours ago which was around about midnight.

    They always do. I think I once said my benefits and pensions are solid as the Rock of Gibraltar and banking with Santander doesn’t seem to have made any difference.

  46. 46
    the knackers man says:

    foreign workers are employed in british industry in large part because they work well

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    Benefits, free housing and Labour’s search parties are driving the product of socialist-inspired social engineering to the UK.

  48. 48
    Chuka Ummuna says:

    She was trashy!

  49. 49
    Village Idiot says:

    …Bryant,a labour oik lecturing about immigrant workers,where was he between ’97 and’10????…..You couldn’t make it up,plus as long as we are in the EU it seems there is not a lot you can do about it…What about non EU immigration that labour actively pursued….Oh, ed apologised,but didn’t rectify,prat!!!!!

  50. 50
    Hugh Janus says:

    Coco the Clown is on holiday? So what?

  51. 51
    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    Because she takes anything seriously but being a lardarse, race baiting hypocrite?

  52. 52
    Clown (Ex Swivel-Eyed Loon) says:

    They’re employed because they’re cheap as chips. live in Nissen huts and won’t complain or they’d be sacked and told to find their own way home.

  53. 53
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Messy Eater,it has done the impossible and missed her mouth!!!!!

  54. 54
    Hoots! It's Clown says:


    Nursie, my meds!

  55. 55
    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes, Mr Underpants has rarely looked more stupid or more two-faced, even by his low standards.

  56. 56

    How the hell did you get that past the censors ?

  57. 57

    Is it Guido on holiday , trying to look cool in his contact lenses ?

  58. 58
    Pdubya says:

    You left out the painting of the sistine chapel Brian or is that a comparison too far?

  59. 59
    M102 says:

    They looked second hand IIRC.

  60. 60
    Village Idiot says:

    ….Cartoon is almost humerous,but I could do no better…

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    what a plonker. says:

    Every time I see Chris Bryant ,I think abot that photo with him
    in his underpants .What a prize prat.

  62. 62

    HEADline should read

    Diane Flab bott mEats Black Rod

    Is she having , one of her “5 a Day” ?

  63. 63
    Audio Gold says:

    Chris Bryant’s interview on Today was brilliant, a total car crash of an interview where he started denying what he’d leaked only to backtrack.

    It’s been a while since I heard such total incompetence. A superb demonstration why Labour cannot be trusted to run a whelk stall.

  64. 64
    Duke of Edinburgh says:

    That chappy looks like he’s from Bongo-Bongo land.

  65. 65
    Raving Loon says:

    Chucka Umana will do anything to climb the greasy pole.

  66. 66
    Tesco's high prices, fake offers, poor service and dodgy beefburgers are NOT 'progress'es says:

    Yes, but the underlying message he was trying to put across is correct; Tesco is run by a bunch of w*nkers.

  67. 67

    Dave Fuckwit Cameron tells us “Britain should accept fracking , as it will attract real public support once we get the benefits”
    The only people going to benefit from this are the politicians who have forced this on us with bungs and dodgy directorships
    If you think it’s soo save Camermong lead by example and stick a rig in your back yard

    Twat !
    not long now , roll on the election !

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Wankers who employ foreigners in order to take advantage of the National Insurance scam.

    Fucking NuLab shithead gets it wrong again.

  69. 69
    Taxfodder says:

    I find the hoards of enemy at Westminster look pretty much the same to me indeed, they look like scum, talk like scum and think only of their worthless selves.

  70. 70

    So Dave wants to waste even more money , this time to make country roads more cycle friendly
    if you want to make country lanes more cycle friendly , make it legal to install cheese wires across them , to rid us of the gangs of lycra warriors that infest them , riding three or four abreast at a snails pace completely stopping any road tax paying motorists from getting past them, or he could just allow us to nudge them into the hedgerows

  71. 71
    Taxfodder says:

    Don’t worry Ginger….Dave the Weak and his chums and hangers on are so sacked its palpable, just a matter of time…we can wait!

  72. 72

    He buys his “Y”fronts from Tesco i saw them and their contents on Ed Ball’s gay web site for kid’s Busters World

  73. 73
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    Ah yes those halcyon days when the banks were considered by Brown and Co to be the bee’s knees and the dog’s bollocks.

  74. 74
    Sir William Waid says:

    Falling wages -> more jobs.

  75. 75
    Alky Malky says:

    I only does unselective crime innit

  76. 76
    Teenage Dream says:

    It’s Handycock on holiday in Spain with his wig removed. Lol.

  77. 77
    Didgeridoo says:

    This is disgusting.
    More please

  78. 78
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    No it was totally incorrect. If the local benefit scroungers won’t do the work what option do businesses have but to recruit those who are willing to work. Labour brought in the minimum wage. Obviously that is another of their policies that has failed if what Bryant has said is remotely accurate.

  79. 79
    Franky Pedal Monkey says:

    Believe it or not riding two or three abreast is often the safest option. When a group cycles in line you often find cars only get part way down the line before suddenly having to pull in and squish a rider(s) against the kerb. So more often than not depending on road layout and traffic it’s best to ride abreast and not encourage overtaking when it’s not safe to do so.

    Before anyone says that motorists pay for the roads, this is not true, motorists pay vehicle excise duty.

    Before anyone says motorists have to take a test, this is true. Motorists can only use the roads under licence, while cyclists and horse riders use the roads (except Mways and designated ones) by right.

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    Run from a job says:

    Please don’t bring industry to us, we are quite happy on benefits.

  81. 81
    I hate Lycra Louts says:

    + loads

  82. 82
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Cameron gives seven audiences to Prince Charles this year.

    And he didn’t even go to Eton.

    What’s all that about??

  83. 83
    Lieutenant Worf says:

    Hattie and Polly take on Duncan Smith:

  84. 84
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Businesses have a very clear option: pay a decent wage that British people can afford to live on without having to rely on handouts and top-ups from the State. Businesses can afford huge salary increases for their senior staff every year; it’s high time they treated other staff in a similar way.

  85. 85
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Just thought.
    He probably wants fracking ( yes fracking ) at Highgrove.

  86. 86

    Love some of these comments from the Guido archive LoL

  87. 87
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    Yes lets have sky-rocketing household energy bills instead. The public really want that. Now just imagine if we had said ‘no’ to coal mining two hundred years ago (and that really did cause localised earthquake and serious loss of life) where would the UK be now? A poverty stricken backwater and that’s where we will be in the future without fracking. That is fracking obvious.

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    As soon a i get in front of them i stick my foot to the floor and rev the balls off it , to clean all the shit out of my exhaust

  89. 89
    Bhopal says:

    I’m not sure that wilfully polluting the environment should be called ‘industry’.

  90. 90
    Vote Tory get heir to Blair says:

    Why do socialists want everybody to be poor?

  91. 91
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Police State = handout of Food Vouchers to shoplifters.

    You know it makes sense,

  92. 92
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Motorists pay for the roads, full stop.

  93. 93

    Well Charles used to be a tampon , now he wants to be Cameron’s suppository

  94. 94

    Who is this supposed to be?

  95. 95
    ROBIN TWAT says:

    I just fancy a free Maccy D’s i’ll just pop next door and nick a sweet from the penny tray

  96. 96

    Thats you on the Nudist beach , just having spotted a very nice young lady

    Mornin sir trust you are well ?

  97. 97
    El Scotchio says:

    And all we dark swarthy Scotch people are the descendents of the tattered remnants. Which explains a lot.

  98. 98

    When these wankers like Dave , ride roughshod over the British public in order to feather their own nests
    i wonder if they have ever read articles like this ?

    bit long but very interesting

  99. 99
    Alex Salmond says:

    Scottish students don’t pay to go to Uni, English students do. Isn’t this discrimination?

  100. 100

    Great to see you back, sir! The breasts are superb.

  101. 101
    marion sinclair says:

    not true. if that is the best you can do to try to stop independence then you are a fool. the scots pay much more into the union than the english

  102. 102
    Fishy says:

    Wrongly accusing Tesco of closing a site to open in Kent, he said he had no idea how Kent got into his speech.

    Typical Bryant, typical Labour…won’t admit they got it wrong and always someone or something else.

    And while we’re on the subject, here’s a story from the Guardian that (strangely) the BBC won’t cover. It shows the outcome of Labour’s immigration policies that Andrew Neather spilled the beans over. Labour were rigging the electoral system.

  103. 103
    Fishy says:

    So how are we going to generate our energy…err…fuckwit? Windmills? Eco loons rubbing their legs together?

  104. 104
    Eloc yrrah says:

    It’s not that Mexican drug dealer that has been released is it to live in luxury and badgered by all those London banker chaps to invest in them. It can’t be IDS he hasn’t got dark hair or sideburns, can’t be Milli because he ain’t bald. No don’t tell me it is a clone of a combined Milli and IDS produced by a mad scientist as neither he been seen for some time.

  105. 105

    The censor must be on holiday too !

  106. 106
    Sid James says:

    is it Bernard Bresslaw in Carry on Abroad?

  107. 107
    Just Saying. says:

    Toenails Robinson? Wherever he is please stay there.

  108. 108
    Eloc yrrah says:

    I bet you really fancy him on the quiet, at least he doesn’t wear them over his trousers. I am sure Chris would love to meet you

  109. 109
    Northern Rock - submerged says:

    Damn right, and the BBC daily for over 2 years stated that our savings interest rates were the best in the UK market.

  110. 110
    Eloc yrrah says:

    I thought that was what Dave and Chums did to the plebs, what, what

  111. 111
    Eloc yrrah says:

    Wills, there are 650 in the HoC who could do with having their wages and expenses lowered, and more than that in the HoL, their is certainly no lack of applicants for the job

  112. 112
    Vote UKIP get Hard Labour says:

    I new Labour’s policies were bald but I didn’t know there leader was.

  113. 113
    Eloc yrrah says:

    Where have you been 8illy, you don’t still eat that muck do you?

  114. 114
    Whelk Store Owner says:

    I take deep offence at that.
    It takes business and marketing acumen to sell whelks to the current british public.
    Piss up in a brewery or better, to organize a sandwich in a brothel is more apt to underpants Bryant

  115. 115
    Liebor Party Spokesperson - Not Harriet Discariot. says:

    We saved the UK from pollution by not doing any energy initiatives during our 13 years IN POWER.

  116. 116
    Witty Moniker says:

    It’s the bloke from Seinfeld isn’t it?

  117. 117
    Pedant Two says:

    Hoards or hordes?

  118. 118
    Eloc yrrah says:

    What seems strange to me is the very rapid growth of Tesco during the Liebore years but now seems to have slowed quite a bit but still highly profitable

  119. 119
    Marxist 1 says:

    Except themselves

  120. 120
    Crowing Bob says:

    Which Union? Not mine.

  121. 121
    Butch Dave says:

    Send Rich Round to No. 10.

    I need something to hang next to Tracey’s “More Passion”.

  122. 122
    Butch Dave says:

    “Cameron has given Tory vice-chair Alok Sharma, MP for Reading West, the task of boosting the party’s ethnic minority appeal”

    You notice I’ve picked a Brahmin. Like me he won’t allow the shadow of the lower classes to touch him.

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    How does this National Insurance scam work, please?

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe these State top-ups are British workers’ worst enemy?

  125. 125
    Anonymous says:

    Rubbish. Not a technical term, but it is. Rubbish that is.

    £ £ £

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    what about non-motorists?

  127. 127
    No idea says:

    Who is it? Norman Tebbit?

  128. 128
    no wot i meen says:

    “whether the underpants, that starred in his famous posting, were ethically sourced. ”

    More likely to have been ethnically sauced.

  129. 129
    no wot i meen says:

    irony innit

  130. 130
    der laber parti says:

    fing is mate

    we imported lots of cheep forreners so we cud say that immigrayshun is a bennyfit to uk

    if we dunt let businesses imploy them cheeply, then they aint a bennyfit

    its tricky yeh?

  131. 131
    Gordoon Broon says:

    It was probably Sue’s fault again

  132. 132
    not now cato says:

    That shirt’s a bit loud for Tuscany, no matter who it is meant to be.

  133. 133
    rolf-a-roo says:


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