August 8th, 2013

Chris Huhne Sick of It All

Guido loves a cabby tale and has to share this one:

Cabby: “I had that Chris Huhne in my cab the other day…”

GF: “Oh yeah… What did he have to say for himself?”

Cabby: “Well I asked him what he thought of parliament now… He replied asking me how I feel when someone throws up the back of the cab.”



  1. 1
    London cabbie says:

    Had that Sally Bercow in the back once.
    Actually, tell a lie….it was twice.

    be lucky!


    • 22
      Cabbie says:

      A Labur government are like when someone has a poo in the back of the cab


      • 49
        IDS advisor says:

        talking of pooing.

        Had a lighthearted chat about number of toilets needed per person in front of Iain Donkers Smith. Well there’s this person(IDS) muttering to him self well the council tenants can start sharing bathrooms like the good old tenements way.

        Well we were being lighthearted and this person takes it seriously.

        A bright spark raised the query How many toilets are there in the Houses of Parliament. We think there eight per MP!

        Now Iain Donkers Smith has gone to find out.

        Whats he going to do?


        • 64
          IDS advisor says:

          Iain Donkers Smith has seen things in the Parliamentary cubicles he thought couldn’t happen.

          Well he found a few people using them as a bedroom.

          Spare room may be about to include the toilet.


          • IDS advisor says:

            Hope Donkers Smith can get the stench of toilet aroma washed off his body.


          • The 51st State of America says:

            While everyone else is hoping like mad that they can get the stench of Iain Donkers Smith washed off the toilets


    • 23
      Another London Cabbie says:

      Once in the front and once in the back?


  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    serves the Hunt right, happy end of ramalamadingdong.


    • 6
      Mullah Lite says:

      Follow a religion that makes you eat at 3am in the morning and take time out during the working day.

      Its brilliant for students.


    • 14
      Eloc yrrah says:

      I bet the Two Geedoes have had experience of throwing up in the back of a black cab and the reaction they got from the cabbie.

      Two years ago I saw this guy hanging around the bus stop much the worse for booze, I was hoping that he wasn’t going to get on the bus I going to catch. The bus pulled up and the guy got on then I got on and I sat a couple of rows in front of the drunk, the bus set off and a couple of minutes later the drunk threw up showering the people behind me with vomit and rancid beer, boy, that bus did stink. I mentioned it to driver when I got but no reaction. This a true story, the poor devils that were soaked in his vomit were trying to clean themselves up when I got off the bus.


  3. 3
    D. Fatbott says:

    You whiteys are trying to play divide and rule again aren’t you. RACCCIIIISSSSSTTTTTTT


    • 5
      Diane Abbongo Bongott says:

      They don’t stop for me.

      I used to think they were racialists. But one driver explained its just that they have a maximum load of 5 persons.


  4. 4
    Diane Abbongo Bongott says:

    Cabs don’t stop for me.

    I used to think they were racialists. But one driver explained its just that they have a maximum load of 5 persons.


  5. 7

    Naice. Now clean it up.


    • 19
      Eloc yrrah says:

      If you read the story the cabbie said, “………… He replied asking me how I feel when someone throws up the back of the cab” Huhne is trying to say very, very angry


      • 48
        Spammer in Werxs says:

        But notice that he can’t say it out straight – still wants to be a politician really.


        • 65
          Percy says:

          Do you think being a politician is a bit like having the aids virus once in the blood it is always there


  6. 9
    Popeye says:

    I feel the same about Huhne, every time I see his face in the news, I feel like throwing up.


  7. 10
    Mango lassi says:

    Anybody throwing up the back of a cab shouldn’t have eaten it in the first place.


  8. 11
    Dweeb says:

    The UK’s population grew by 419,900 to 63.7 million between June 2011 and June 2012, the Office for National Statistics has announced. The biggest increase is in London.

    A Beeb analyst on R4 said it might have something to do with (mumble, mumble) mi gra tion but the biggest driver was women having more ba bies and families getting larger.

    Which I’d have thought amounts to exactly the same thing.


    • 70
      Genitalian. says:

      I’m worried about the babies. If we add the 200,000 abortions, that makes over a million a year. Then we have the Benefits. OMG!


  9. 13
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    And of course, Huhne would know all about the back of cabs, nowadays.
    For the avoidance of all sorts of complications, innit.
    Such a Pryce to pay, Chris.


  10. 18
    Ed 'shhhhh!!' Balls says:

    You ain’t seen me…..roight?


    • 21
      C.O.Jones says:

      Not for some time. In fact the whole shadow cabinet seems rather adept at staying out of the limelight, very unusual for politicians.


  11. 20
    Engineer says:

    Well, since we had to put up with your ludicrous energy policy (or more accurately, lack-of-energy policy), you now know how the rest of us feel about you, Huhne.


  12. 26
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Yes what a coincidence that he made us all feel like that when he was in parliament.I’m feeling a little better now only Handycock, Clegg, Hughes, Cable, Alexander & co to get rid of next and I’ll be fine.


  13. 27
    Can you tell who they've fired yet? says:

    Channel 5 has recommissioned vet school series Animal Clinic, but with Ben Fogle hosting instead of Rolf Harris.

    Re-titled Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic, the show will continue to follow the University of Liverpool’s vets at their three animal hospitals.


  14. 29
    Where all the honkies at? says:

    I want to go to Honky Land and meet all the crackers there.


  15. 31
    Comrade Delta says:

    Which of you sexy ladies whats to join my party?


  16. 32
    Jimmy's Rightie Rising Star Of The Day says:


  17. 33
    A badge of Honour 4 UKIP says:


  18. 34
    Hoon says:

    So he is not better then?


    • 61
      Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

      Hi Chris, bring Carina out to my villa in Spain for a hol. If you are a bit skint go round to my constituency office and my secretary, the bike, will get my boys to fix you up with plane tickets. Boaz.


  19. 36
    anonymous says:

    As Britain has the highest birthrate in Europe, I am writing to Mr Cameron to ask him to ban sex.


  20. 38
    Owen Jones says:

    Mohammed Morsi supporters are scumbags.

    Christian communities are continuing to bear the brunt of angry protests by supporters of ousted president Mohammad Morsi, with more than 20 people being injured and property destroyed in attacks on four Minya villages.

    Christians are being blamed for the protests that led to Morsi’s removal

    On Thursday (1 August), Christian residents in Nazlet Abid were attacked and their cars destroyed as they were travelling to and from work. They were consequently forced to suspend work at the white brick factories where most of the villagers are employed.

    That night Morsi supporters threw stones at the homes of Christians and churches in Delga during a protest march.

    Elsewhere, in Beni-Ahmed village, Christian-owned property was also targeted, prompting the residents to flee. Several homes and businesses, including two supermarkets, a pharmacy, a kiosk and a coffee shop, as well as a number of vehicles were torched on Saturday evening.

    The violence spread to the nearby village of Reeda, where a church was attacked, causing severe damage to its facade.


  21. 44
    Sir William Waid says:

    I wish London taxis were proper cars, instead of those noisy, lurching, bouncing black rattletraps.


  22. 47
    London, the Mob's paradise says:

    O/T Guido

    It seems London attracts them

    “Such a nice fellow”

    He ran a travel agency “for years” in London FFS

    I suppose he felt at home for years with the criminal bankers, lawyers, Russian oligarchs and other mobsters who choose London as their home…


  23. 50
    Appeaser says:


  24. 53
    Ed Balls says:

    I am invincible! I bestride the world like a colossus! I could work, run, talk and sing forever! Everyone looks up to me except Osborne and I snap my fingers at him SO!


  25. 69
    Anna Gramme says:

    All life’s wisdom can be found in anagrams. Anagrams never lie:

    Christopher Huhne = Sphincter hero huh?


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