August 8th, 2013

Chris Huhne Sick of It All

Guido loves a cabby tale and has to share this one:

Cabby: “I had that Chris Huhne in my cab the other day…”

GF: “Oh yeah… What did he have to say for himself?”

Cabby: “Well I asked him what he thought of parliament now… He replied asking me how I feel when someone throws up the back of the cab.”



  1. 1
    London cabbie says:

    Had that Sally Bercow in the back once.
    Actually, tell a lie….it was twice.

    be lucky!

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    serves the Hunt right, happy end of ramalamadingdong.

  3. 3
    D. Fatbott says:

    You whiteys are trying to play divide and rule again aren’t you. RACCCIIIISSSSSTTTTTTT

  4. 4
    Diane Abbongo Bongott says:

    Cabs don’t stop for me.

    I used to think they were racialists. But one driver explained its just that they have a maximum load of 5 persons.

  5. 5
    Diane Abbongo Bongott says:

    They don’t stop for me.

    I used to think they were racialists. But one driver explained its just that they have a maximum load of 5 persons.

  6. 6
    Mullah Lite says:

    Follow a religion that makes you eat at 3am in the morning and take time out during the working day.

    Its brilliant for students.

  7. 7

    Naice. Now clean it up.

  8. 8
    Tautologywatch UK says:

    3am in the morning? I’d never have guessed.

  9. 9
    Popeye says:

    I feel the same about Huhne, every time I see his face in the news, I feel like throwing up.

  10. 10
    Mango lassi says:

    Anybody throwing up the back of a cab shouldn’t have eaten it in the first place.

  11. 11
    Dweeb says:

    The UK’s population grew by 419,900 to 63.7 million between June 2011 and June 2012, the Office for National Statistics has announced. The biggest increase is in London.

    A Beeb analyst on R4 said it might have something to do with (mumble, mumble) mi gra tion but the biggest driver was women having more ba bies and families getting larger.

    Which I’d have thought amounts to exactly the same thing.

  12. 12
    Heel Patch says:

    Fatbot Taxi!

  13. 13
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    And of course, Huhne would know all about the back of cabs, nowadays.
    For the avoidance of all sorts of complications, innit.
    Such a Pryce to pay, Chris.

  14. 14
    Eloc yrrah says:

    I bet the Two Geedoes have had experience of throwing up in the back of a black cab and the reaction they got from the cabbie.

    Two years ago I saw this guy hanging around the bus stop much the worse for booze, I was hoping that he wasn’t going to get on the bus I going to catch. The bus pulled up and the guy got on then I got on and I sat a couple of rows in front of the drunk, the bus set off and a couple of minutes later the drunk threw up showering the people behind me with vomit and rancid beer, boy, that bus did stink. I mentioned it to driver when I got but no reaction. This a true story, the poor devils that were soaked in his vomit were trying to clean themselves up when I got off the bus.

  15. 15
    Anti-Rentier Alliance says:

    He’s spending more time with his multiple houses

  16. 16
    fruitcake says:

    That’s two taxis if you’re talking fatbot

  17. 17
    Failed literary allusionist says:

    Whilst Denis is inside… he can’t be inside… if yer know wor I mean…

    Will Chris be trying out the old roads? If yer know wor I mean… The testicle free ones… Do yer get my points?

  18. 18
    Ed 'shhhhh!!' Balls says:

    You ain’t seen me…..roight?

  19. 19
    Eloc yrrah says:

    If you read the story the cabbie said, “………… He replied asking me how I feel when someone throws up the back of the cab” Huhne is trying to say very, very angry

  20. 20
    Engineer says:

    Well, since we had to put up with your ludicrous energy policy (or more accurately, lack-of-energy policy), you now know how the rest of us feel about you, Huhne.

  21. 21
    C.O.Jones says:

    Not for some time. In fact the whole shadow cabinet seems rather adept at staying out of the limelight, very unusual for politicians.

  22. 22
    Cabbie says:

    A Labur government are like when someone has a poo in the back of the cab

  23. 23
    Another London Cabbie says:

    Once in the front and once in the back?

  24. 24
    Lazy Layabout Leftie says:


  25. 25
    Maths Genius says:

    3 into 1 will go.

  26. 26
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Yes what a coincidence that he made us all feel like that when he was in parliament.I’m feeling a little better now only Handycock, Clegg, Hughes, Cable, Alexander & co to get rid of next and I’ll be fine.

  27. 27
    Can you tell who they've fired yet? says:

    Channel 5 has recommissioned vet school series Animal Clinic, but with Ben Fogle hosting instead of Rolf Harris.

    Re-titled Ben Fogle’s Animal Clinic, the show will continue to follow the University of Liverpool’s vets at their three animal hospitals.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Low grade politician give us low grade energy policies. All heat and no action.

  29. 29
    Where all the honkies at? says:

    I want to go to Honky Land and meet all the crackers there.

  30. 30
    carina trimminggamon says:

    It’s not fare.
    I used to get just a bit on the side.

  31. 31
    Comrade Delta says:

    Which of you sexy ladies whats to join my party?

  32. 32
    Jimmy's Rightie Rising Star Of The Day says:

  33. 33
    A badge of Honour 4 UKIP says:

  34. 34
    Hoon says:

    So he is not better then?

  35. 35
    I Broke the law and the law won. says:

    That would be the same Zoe Williams who said live on the Telly that breaking the law is perfectly right and OK as long as it is for green causes.

  36. 36
    anonymous says:

    As Britain has the highest birthrate in Europe, I am writing to Mr Cameron to ask him to ban sex.

  37. 37

    Hypocrisy, thy name is Hain.

  38. 38
    Owen Jones says:

    Mohammed Morsi supporters are scumbags.

    Christian communities are continuing to bear the brunt of angry protests by supporters of ousted president Mohammad Morsi, with more than 20 people being injured and property destroyed in attacks on four Minya villages.

    Christians are being blamed for the protests that led to Morsi’s removal

    On Thursday (1 August), Christian residents in Nazlet Abid were attacked and their cars destroyed as they were travelling to and from work. They were consequently forced to suspend work at the white brick factories where most of the villagers are employed.

    That night Morsi supporters threw stones at the homes of Christians and churches in Delga during a protest march.

    Elsewhere, in Beni-Ahmed village, Christian-owned property was also targeted, prompting the residents to flee. Several homes and businesses, including two supermarkets, a pharmacy, a kiosk and a coffee shop, as well as a number of vehicles were torched on Saturday evening.

    The violence spread to the nearby village of Reeda, where a church was attacked, causing severe damage to its facade.

  39. 39
    London cabbie says:

    Naaahhh – She wanted it but I told her I don’t go sarf of the river.
    Be lucky!

  40. 40

    The Highway Code has something to say about driving one-way streets in the wrong direction.

  41. 41
  42. 42
    Orange Barbery Baboon says:

    The reign in Spain, falls mainly on the Hain.

  43. 43
    Hain Hain go away says:

    Gibraltar. Who even wants it? Let the dagos and wops have it.

  44. 44
    Sir William Waid says:

    I wish London taxis were proper cars, instead of those noisy, lurching, bouncing black rattletraps.

  45. 45
    Ed 'Dim Bulb' Davey says:

    He is my inspiration.

  46. 46
    Clair Perry says:

    Ohhh thank you! Its disgusting what people get up too!

    Do you know I typed, quite innocently, ‘Red hot teen 69 stockings lesbo action chicks with dicks’ and what appeared on google was not fit for children.

    its a disgrace!

    BAN IT!!!

  47. 47
    London, the Mob's paradise says:

    O/T Guido

    It seems London attracts them

    “Such a nice fellow”

    He ran a travel agency “for years” in London FFS

    I suppose he felt at home for years with the criminal bankers, lawyers, Russian oligarchs and other mobsters who choose London as their home…

  48. 48
    Spammer in Werxs says:

    But notice that he can’t say it out straight – still wants to be a politician really.

  49. 49
    IDS advisor says:

    talking of pooing.

    Had a lighthearted chat about number of toilets needed per person in front of Iain Donkers Smith. Well there’s this person(IDS) muttering to him self well the council tenants can start sharing bathrooms like the good old tenements way.

    Well we were being lighthearted and this person takes it seriously.

    A bright spark raised the query How many toilets are there in the Houses of Parliament. We think there eight per MP!

    Now Iain Donkers Smith has gone to find out.

    Whats he going to do?

  50. 50
    Appeaser says:

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:


    Ruinously expensive and wonderful for foreign nations.

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    That’ll be yer muzzies breeding like the rats they are.

  53. 53
    Ed Balls says:

    I am invincible! I bestride the world like a colossus! I could work, run, talk and sing forever! Everyone looks up to me except Osborne and I snap my fingers at him SO!

  54. 54
    Sir William Waid says:

    And a Happy – er – what do atheists celebrate? Spinoza’s birthday?

  55. 55
    Clair Perry, aged 12 says:

    Dear Jim,

    Can you please fix it for me to be a chamber maid in your dressing room for a day.

    Hugs and kisses,


  56. 56
    Politically correct schill taking a hiding to nowhere says:

    Sigh. Evidence ?

  57. 57
    Mumsnet says:

    Mohammed is the most popular name for UK babies.

  58. 58
    a non says:

    Happy birthday Dustin Hoffman.

  59. 59
    illogical says:

    Female babies too?

  60. 60
    gordon is a moron says:

    owen ,why don’t you nip over to saudi or even iran and congratulate them in person …a little tip owen .. .don’t buy a return ticket.

  61. 61
    Handycock from his villa in Spain says:

    Hi Chris, bring Carina out to my villa in Spain for a hol. If you are a bit skint go round to my constituency office and my secretary, the bike, will get my boys to fix you up with plane tickets. Boaz.

  62. 62

    Do you mind!

    My family have a long history in Gib and my parents met there. If you let the dagos have it they will be wanting Margate next and then Dover.

  63. 63
    3rd London Cabbie says:

    Wouldn’t bother only likes little guys

  64. 64
    IDS advisor says:

    Iain Donkers Smith has seen things in the Parliamentary cubicles he thought couldn’t happen.

    Well he found a few people using them as a bedroom.

    Spare room may be about to include the toilet.

  65. 65
    Percy says:

    Do you think being a politician is a bit like having the aids virus once in the blood it is always there

  66. 66
    IDS advisor says:

    Hope Donkers Smith can get the stench of toilet aroma washed off his body.

  67. 67
    broderick crawford says:

    * satiated face *

  68. 68

    Baruch (NOT Barack) was primarily a lens grinder, to him his philosophy was incidental. You are being unnecessarily unfair.

    Ignore his monism and he was quite a good bloke. Poor bloke only lived to 44, less than half your age…

  69. 69
    Anna Gramme says:

    All life’s wisdom can be found in anagrams. Anagrams never lie:

    Christopher Huhne = Sphincter hero huh?

  70. 70
    Genitalian. says:

    I’m worried about the babies. If we add the 200,000 abortions, that makes over a million a year. Then we have the Benefits. OMG!

  71. 71
    Genitalian. says:

    She didn’t say mine’s bigger than yours.
    That was Oliver Reed, wasn’tit?

  72. 72
    UKBorderLooker says:

    I thought they’d already invaded Margate and Dover?

  73. 73
    Burfwatcher says:

    Only on Fridays – start again Saturday.

  74. 74
    The 51st State of America says:

    While everyone else is hoping like mad that they can get the stench of Iain Donkers Smith washed off the toilets

  75. 75
    Singlebuthoping. says:

    Who ARE you referring to?

    Not that old ratbag, whatsername?

  76. 76
    Iranyaman says:

    Some out there, might be pleased to see the back of him!

  77. 77
    Preakness says:

    Feck orf beck to Seth Ifrika, you useless orange knob!

  78. 78
    Heinlein's black hole says:

    Mad as motherfuckers, the lot of the smelly bastards!

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