August 7th, 2013

The Rebel Alliance Form South of France Hotel Pact

Lord Ashcroft’s ability to troll the Prime Minister knows no ends. When he’s not pouring claret down Tom Watson’s throat he’s lunching another former insider Cameron threw to the wolves:

Not a menacing picture, at all…


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  1. 1
    Bill Quango MP says:

    I was at that hotel just a week ago. I Recommend the fruit de mer and the chambermaid for the first floor.

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  2. 2
    Sleazo Paines says:

    I believe our ‘Arry’s dog is going to join them after visiting Monaco to deal with the latest rake offs from QPR transfers….

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    • 80
      The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

      ‘ooo,s that . ? you mean my dog rosie ?
      Rosie Lea nice cuppa tea ???

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  3. 3
    Sunblock says:

    Not exactly holiday attire. Where are the knotted hankies?

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  4. 7
    Call me Dave says:

    £250k for a lunch !! No chance.

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  6. 16
    Popeye says:

    Ding-Dong Dave?

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  7. 17
    Postcard from the edge says:

    Helpful rich tory tip #5

    You need at least 6 gays to form a circle.

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  8. 19
    Ian Dishslop says:

    They make a lovely couple!
    But which one is the bride???

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  9. 22
    A view from atop the pyramid says:

    From Dave’s point of view, that is perhaps the most sinister dinner invite ever.

    In the distance one can here Machiavelli applauding.

    (Lord A’s Books – Well worth download from his site, and well worth reading.)

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  10. 28
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  11. 29
    average joanna says:

    If I had as much money as these two I couldn’t be arsed with all this grief.
    Isn’t life too short?

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    • 35
      excellent piano says:

      Exactly. Which makes you wonder why Dave has decided to piss them both off so much. He must have other more lucrative schemes on the go…

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      • 91
        Anonymous says:

        Because neither of them are important ! who cares about 2 “men” prancing about squealing about posh lunches and making pricks of themselves ? The PM doesnt need either of them.Keen on same sex marriage though he is.

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  12. 33
    Daily Mail reader says:

    OMG niether of them is wearing a safety harnes on the deck of that boat!!! Completely inappropriate and unacceptable behavour. They should apologise and resin, end of.

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    • 38
      Sleazo Paines says:

      I am not sure about the apology but I hear that both are always willing to resin up, especially when Poxy Foxy and Verity Werrity join them.

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    • 51
      Another Daily Mail reader says:

      OMG your right!!!! It is very dangerous and a totally unacceptible example to other boat users especially where children are involved. They should be lock up and the key thrown to Cameron who should of introduced a law against this kind of irresponsable behaviour.

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    • 67
      Guardian reader says:

      If there was any justice in the world these bastards would be eating cold baked beans as millions of poor and disabled people have to do as a direct result of being viciously attacked by this Tory government.

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    • 83
      The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

      isn’ t resin something you put on the bow of a violin ?

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  13. 37
    Michelin Guide says:

    The cutlery at the Hotel du Cap is somewhat fine and noted for its sharpness.

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  14. 41
    Hopeless Ed Miliband says:

    Has anyone seen the Labour front bench? I misplaced them several months ago and can’t seem to find them anywhere. Anyone would think they were hiding from me…

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    • 53
      Kernow says:

      They’re all in their holiday homes.
      You know, the second homes they own in desirable parts of the country
      which they only use for a few weeks a year.
      Meaning local people can’t afford inflated prices to get on the housing
      ladder and local businesses suffer as the demand is seasonal.
      I’m sure the BBC would love to do a programme about it- if only so many
      of their own staff weren’t second home owners…

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  15. 42
    I hate racists says:

    Will they be visiting Bongo Bongo land too?

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    • 64
      Anonymous says:

      One of the ukip lot made a statement on the “Bongo Bongo Land “situation earlier, and oddly enough managed to bring Pubs in to the conversation!

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  16. 43
    BOB CROW says:

    Yeh Ashcroft you fat tory bastard , get fackin beer in

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  17. 44
    GORDON McMENTAL McMAD McBROWN says:

    I’m on a Zero Hour contract at Westminster

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  18. 46
    Lord Arsecroft. says:

    Tories need to learn not to walk for nought. Lord Ashcroft is creating more problems for the Tories than anyone else. Anyone would think he is a Labour man! Ashcroft in bed with the unions! His ego comes before politics! Silly, silly man.

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  19. 48
    JadedJean says:

    The Anti-CamIntern Pact?

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  20. 60
    Ed Balls says:

    I’ve lost track of time……..I can’t move………it feels as though my mind is outside my body…….

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  21. 62
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I wish I was a fiver behind either of them. Lucky bastards.

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  22. 65
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Just thought I would tell those that don’t already know, bongo bongo land doesn’t really exist. Now Father Christmas is real enough.

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    • 73
      Anonymous says:

      I think Nigel is in Bongo Bongo land !

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    • 86
      The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

      Yes it does it is now known as the Central African Republic in prior years ruled by a cannibal dictator who had a penchant for putting the limbs of his enemies in the freezer and having them defrosted and grilled when he felt peckish .

      he is now either dead or living in opulent exile in Paris — France of course having been the colonial l power thus such practices being encouraged .

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  23. 70
    Dianne Abbott says:

    Bongo bongo land mothers would go to the wall for their kids.

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    • 76
      Diane Abbott eats to many creamcakes says:

      You would go through a wall to eat loads of cream cakes.

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    • 78
      Hackney's sewerage system requests your help says:

      Di’s problem is not bongo-bongo but gumbo-gumbo [New Orleans' cuisine]
      She is eating herself into an early grave.
      As a concerned citizen, I wish she would think about her health.
      Awaiting the eventual passing of Mandela and the expected faux hysteria and orchestrated mourning of the BBc and the usual suspects, am not sure the country could take another ‘blick icon’, departing this mortal coil in so short a time span.

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  24. 87
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    was she solely responsible for the fatberg in the london sewers this week ??

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  25. 88
    Magnolia says:

    Labour Pavlov’d Lord Ashcroft at the 2010 GE and Dave smiled down from his ‘we will protect the NHS’ poster and seemed not to lift a finger to either stop or fight it.
    I think that’s why we didn’t win an overall majority.

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