August 7th, 2013

Godfrey Lands Himself a Brace of Bongos

Enterprising “humble music shop” Rainbow Music “in the bonny city of Dundee” have sent Godfrey Bloom a brace of bongos:

 “It was to our surprise and bemusement that you wanted to cut foreign aid to Bongo Bongo Land, as we were not sure as to the specific geographical location of such a place and we thought you were referring to the places where Bongos’ are made and played. We were unaware that we were eligible for foreign aid it has made us further confused. As an MEP you must be well informed of such foreign aid and would appreciate it if you could point us in the direction of any money that is coming our way. In appreciation we are giving you a pair of the finest Cuban, Bongo drums which you can have a good session with. The bongos are a great way for a politician to unwind after a hard day of representing the people, particularly as you sounded rather angry and stressed out on the wireless this morning. “

Boom boom!

Via Paul Waugh


  1. 1
    Silvio Berlusconi says:

    I holiday every year in Bunga Bunga Theme Park. You must be at least 16 to ride me.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    We are looking at a potential loss of 12000Tory party members and it is clear that they have not yet all joined UKIP but that does not mean that they will continue to vote Tory. If an individual is so disenchanted with the Tories that they resign their membership they are hardly going to rush out and vote for an organisation the have resigned from in disgust. Those who do vote will be looking for a more conservative organisation to support and UKIP may well be their choice. Like myself I am not a member of UKIP but I will vote for them from now on. Incidentally I have never been a member of the Tory party but I have always voted for them for the past 50 years.
    Two things are perfectly clear, the Tories are losing members and UKIP are gaining members. Therefore if the paying Tory members are resigning in large numbers as they are because they no longer support Cameron’s party, why on earth should we believe that non paying Tory supporters will behave differently?

  3. 3
    Liar.Politicians says:

    Godfrey Bloom outclassed Sky News presenter (which wasn’t difficult).

  4. 4
    Bill Quango MP says:

    If yiu’d stuck to the sixteen age limit you wouldn’t be in so much trouble Silvio.

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    Godfrey Bloom says:

    I would not be too happy to see more foreign aid going to Scotland either (if that is where Bongo-Bongo land is). We give you ginger bar stewards far too much already.

    My friend Nigel F is quite willing to leave a small deposit on any pub carpet up there though.

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    A view from atop the Pyramid says:

    More polite than Nigel’s reception in Edinburgh.

    Good that they are minding their manners now.

    (Bongoland is (was) in Fl USA apparently)

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    Andrew says:

    Like it. Sorry for the Prat’s neighbours, though.

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    Nemesis says:

    Well said Godfrey you are a delight to hear in these PC obsessed country. Take comfort that most people think like you despite the tree-huggers and floppy sandal brigades.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Bloody MEPs. They get all the perks and none of the hard daily slog.

    { another Banana Daiquiri please waiter…stick it on the HOC credit card .
    Or the Prezz Card as we call it. – nice to know if anyone ever questions why one was dining in the finest Chinese eating establishment at government expense one can always claim the Prezz card has been stolen. After that its just not an issue…cheers John! }

  10. 10
    Davidc says:

    to paraphrase shakespeare ‘methinks the guardianista class doth protest too much’

  11. 11
    Realist says:

    Anyone agree that the ’30 year rule’ is in need of some revision. It was OK in the days when people in high pressure jobs tended not to live beyond 70 or so. But this is no longer the case. Papers relating to 1983 are due for/have been released.
    That’s getting a bit too close.

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    neilfutureboy says:

    I suppose this is the only possible way to get the state controlled, but required by its Charter to be “balanced”, BBC to ever mention UKIP’s policy on “aid” (or on any of our other policies).

    After all it isn’t like UKIP, the Tories and Labour all got within 6% of each other’s support at the council elections, is it?

    Because if that was how it worked our state broadcaster would be a wholly corrupt anti-democratic propaganda machine wouldn’t it? And every honest MP would be denouncing that corruption wouldn’t they?

  13. 13
    Tony B.Liar says:

    30 years is way too soon. I don’t want people finding out about…erm…well … not that there is anything to hide…but…

    Why not just shred all papers since 1997.
    Then say it was a mistake. But it was a long time ago and we’ve all moved on.

  14. 14
    Kinnochio says:

    Yeah, far too close boyo.

    They will be digging up the dirt on me soon! So, make it 40 years so I can get in another 10 years at the trough.

  15. 15
    Tony Hall says:

    I love the smell of the sanctimonious BBC in the morning.
    It smells like…like…victimhood.

    Some day this charter’s gonna end.

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    Andy RosinGibalee says:

    “And finally, the Prime Minister should make a decision to send the most powerful signal that can possibly be made and show the world that Britain will always stand shoulder to shoulder with Gibraltar.”

    Err…does that mean we gonna Nuke Madrid ?

  17. 17
    A view from atop the Pyramid says:

    That interview is very instructive: Shows clearly the way the media tried to distort the narrative, and Godders shows a good way of defeating that.

  18. 18
    Simon B says:

    Simon B has finished in the office for the day.
    if you need to contact him out of hours please go to'ed'butler_unit.

    Or write to him at

    The Labour Party
    Labour Central, Kings Manor
    Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 6PA

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    A view from atop the Pyramid says:

    If the wind is blowing due east, why not ?

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    Simon B says:

    I don’t see what the fuss is about calling someplace “Bongo-Bongo Land.” I’m sick of all this PC elfnsafety nonsense. We EnglishMEN are becoming prisoners in our own minds now. We can’t even say the word P**I without being called a racist. We’re not allowed to threaten women, we can’t batter our kids when they’re bad, etc etc.

    Time for Britain to man up and either send all these commie PC dictators to camps or deport them to some EU left-wing hellhole like France where they will feel at home. Thank the LORD we have UKIP, the Tories and the E D L fighting the genocide against the w h i t e native males in the UK.

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    I do not want to share the same air with Edinburgh socialist dogshite. says:

    Time for the magical mong to go & take a fuck out of himself. It a tad sad now!

  22. 22
    Simon B says:

    Too right. I look forward to the day where once again we can call non-white people, womyn, gayers, and anyone else we like whatever names we so desire. It’s about time the MEN of Britain were back in control, with the whip in our hands. The fact that some words are now “unacceptable” shows just how deeply the UK has been in thrall to the Communists since the early 1900s. They need to be eradicated, wiped from the face of this FREE NATION.

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    Sky climbing on the socialist bandwagon says:

    Don’t know what this is about, but 404 now.

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    Pots calling kettles... says:

    Why did Sky explain in somewhat graphic detail the negative stereotype which some can associate with the term ‘Bongo Bongo Land’ when used as a perjorative ?

    The image of natives banging on drums actually sounds more like a UAF rally or crowd at a cricket match, as recent demos in London can testify.

    The media do not want to touch this as they have a vested interest with the government in not exposing the real corruption that goes on absent the audit trail in international aid.

    Arming child soldiers to fight in a civil war which allows minerals to reach the west at a below market cost is perhaps a little too close to the truth for the propagandists at present.

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    Brown Out & pay me damages. A creep who leeches off the weak & vulnerable! says:

    The boring bongos sponsored by the brainwashing, bullying Hunts that are the BBC. What a pile of leeching shite!

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    gordon is a moron says:

    sorry willard (nockty)

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    Ed Balls says:

    Damn right! I can’t even dress up as Socialist hero Adolf without being pilloried for it!

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    I think you’ll find that there is no actual Red ‘Ed’ Butler unit.

    the joke seems to be that Simon B works from labour HQ as part of the black-ops team. He may well do. Certainly has a lot of time on his hands to post long messages.

    More likely he is just another student political lefty loon wandered over from the Indy’s dull as fuck website.

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    polygenesis says:

    This is the result of a meeting of Tories and their spinners where they agreed to dig up dirt on UKIP which their stooge media would spread for them.

    See how the MSM/CCHQ bin divers take over a month to trawl through one speech to find one word in an hour long address and somehow miss the substance of what was said? If the MSM hacks can take the time to sift through a whole speech in order to find something/anything with which to attack UKIP and only come up with Bongo Bongo land it highlights perfectly why the MSM is a dying medium.

    But we know what and who is behind this din diving dont we? The Cameron gang have paid agents looking through every UKIP speakers words looking for anything their stooge MSM collaborators can peddle in order to smear UKIP. And look how the MSM took up the smears on behalf of smear N spin merchant Crosby and his new democrat comrade?

  30. 30
    British Bulldog says:

    NW is more usual.
    Maybe nuke Valencia. Then the fallout will be over the frogs.
    I know they aren’t involved but they’ve had it coming for a long time.

  31. 31
    Jimmy says:

    Let’s face it, with an average age of 93, you weren’t keeping them long anyway.

  32. 32
    AbFab & Little Britain says:

    You should have quit while you were ahead rather than keep on repeating the same tired old comedy routines

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    The Bongo Broadcasting Corporation causes serious mental illness says:

    Our editorial is very diverse and equally biased to the left.

    Pay your telly tax and let our mindless output misinform you, dumb you down and destroy your will to live.

  34. 34
    surlyscot says:

    Mr Bloom is entitled to call ‘foreign aid’ any bloody phrase he chooses, free speech and all that – WE the mug taxpayers are entitled to ask moronic Cameron why it is squillions of pounds have been handed out to these countries for years on end and they are still poor!! meanwhile people in the UK are having to go to food banks so they and their kids can eat – memo to Daffy Dave – charity begins at home POSH BOY.

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    OAP says:

    Tories have always been older. As lefties grow up, those that realise they have to take a little responsibility for their lives and that of others tend to drift away from the crusty sparts.

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    Colin Colin Colin says:

    Listen wanker, your pathetic attempts a trolling on here are utter fucking shite. I can see what you are attempting to do but it is just wank, unfunny, ill informed arse cheese. If you wanna wind up the scum that read this blog do it properly. Tell them the D’harb mini cab drivers are f!nger fucking their eight yr olds. Something like that, it needs to be distasteful and obviously pander to their racist worries. Tell them Guido has M o $ $ a d meetings where they tell him what to post and they won’t release the photos of him hanging out the back of that 11 yr old Moroccan lad.
    Your drivel sounds like the sort of shit some middle class left wing hipster six former would come up with, just embarrassing, really fucking embarrassing. I physically cringe every time I read one of your comments because the sad fact is you have sat down and smugly thought to yourself that you are some kind of witty genius when in reality you are just a fucking m0ng. Now jog on you little $punk bubble.

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    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    I’ve been to Tango Tango Land – both of them.

  38. 38
    Coroman says:

    The government should ban the import of Mazda Bongos. There are two of them on the forecourt of a garage near me.

  39. 39
    OAP says:

    How old are you, Jimmy? It’s hard to blame a teenaged fool like Owen Jones, but if you are over 30 you sghould be ashamed of yourself.

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    Ukip arsehole. says:

    Ukip delibrately provoke knowing it will give them media attention! Recently it has started to backfire on Ukip and this is the silliest of them all. Ukip are sliding in the polls & some are desperate to turn it around hence the media hype tripe!

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    AbFab & Little Britain says:

    That was in reply to Simon P, but it works for Balls too

  42. 42
    Jimmy says:

    Well what can you expect from a lefty like Murdoch?

  43. 43
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Old Godders would get my vote anytime !!! Him and Nigers are the epitome of what politicians SHOULD be; saying what most normal people are thinking !!!

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    Dr Llarregub says:

  45. 45
    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Wonderful machines; “weekenders”, I think they are known as.

  46. 46
    Workituphergodfrey says:

    The u/s interviewer is Sarah Hewson, Sky’s Royal correspondent. Completely out of her depth.

  47. 47
    Jimmy says:

    There is indeed a correlation between spartism and youth, just as there is between ukippery and going gaga. It occurs to me there is an equally strong case for a maximum voting age as for a minimum one.

  48. 48
    Jimmy says:

    On Sky?

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    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    Well, it’ll only mean something to the few who know what the capital of Spain is.

    Overheard in posh restaurant in April 1982:-

    “Well, what are we going to do about it. Bomb Rio de Janeiro?”

  50. 50
    Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought. says:

    Can I use the phrase ‘dumb blonde’?

  51. 51
    Heel Patch says:

    Wise career choice Bill, got to be the only job in existence that when you are not on holiday your on a holiday and moonlighting is positively encouraged, all that and a free food bank as well.

  52. 52
    Serious answers - if possible - only please says:

    A question for you posters here – and I’ll preface by acknowledging that of course you, like everyone, have the right to like or hate whoever you wish – but I would like to genuinely know why you loathe dark skinned people so much? Again, I reiterate, I’m not questioning your right to hate whoever you want, but rather I’m curious as to what the reason is. Given that no one has any control over what race they’re born and that it’s the same random chance that you were born white that they were born black, why hold so much venom based on their pigmentation? I have met black people who were lovely, I have met black people who were rotten. Equally, I have met white people who were rotten and I have met white people who were lovely. So why this seemingly innate need to group people into a bracket based on their skin colour? If your reasoning extends no further than “because they’re black”, I’ll respect your honesty but it would confirm it’s a completely irrational hatred, given, as I said, no one has any control over their race.

  53. 53
    Unlucky Alf says:

    Au contraire, the speech is from 4 weeks ago and the “controversy” seems to be part of a sustained campaign of digging up the dirt on UKIP by the main parties and their cronies in the media.

  54. 54
    Old Birkonian says:

    Never liked you. You were bound to end up in a leftie non job.

  55. 55
    TOO FAR says:

    Erm! any publicity is better than none….. despite the plonkers “retorts” he’s had the right results. Also he’s spot on about “dodgy african dictators and others” buying expensive “gifts” for themselves..and their mates on UK’s taxpayers hard earned cash! the poor old locals i.e plebs, their joe public, are still getting fuck all from you and me!

  56. 56
    How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday says:

    Should she not be reporting on the Royal Wee that little George has done in his nappy?

  57. 57
    Polly Is A Tory says:

    “Tories and their spinners where they agreed to dig up dirt on UKIP which their stooge media would spread”

    The Guardian as Tory stooge media.

    It’s the way you tell them!

  58. 58
    Raptor says:

    Godfrey Bloom is quite right in what he says, and most native British people are likely to agree with him, whether secretly or openly.

    Furthermore, importing people from Bongo Bongo Land (or its equivalent) into this country is the main reason why Britain is going down the drain.

  59. 59
    Robin Friday says:

    Oh I don’t know… I reckon this will really appeal to Labour voters.

  60. 60
    Vote UKIP get Hard Labour says:

    As Godfrey is a UKIP MEP I assumed he was referring to the EU Euro Zone as Bongo Bongo land.

  61. 61
    Heel Patch says:

    Drinking rum and coca colaa!, working for the Yankee dollarr!.

  62. 62
    Spammer in Werxs says:

    Indeed they do and one has to ask why they are not calling for absolute transparency on where all this foreign aid is going including detailed accounts of how our money is spent.

  63. 63
    We want our country back says:

    Really. I think anything Bloom,Farage or any prominent UKIP representative says will resonate with the electorate far more than the shite that comes out of the mouths of any of the LibLabCon slime.

  64. 64
    Sir William Waid says:

    My great-great uncle was Governor of Bongoland when it was still known as British West Hartlepool.

  65. 65
    Sir William Waid says:

    Si jeunesse savait; si vieillesse pouvait.

  66. 66
    UKIP or bust says:

    I bet you get a little erection every time you write and pretend to be what you want to believe is a ‘right winger’.

  67. 67
    Peter Hain says:

    Not many people realise just how much it costs to keep both my faces nicely tanned at all times.

  68. 68
    We want our country back says:

    F*ck off you twat, you really have no idea. Either that or your head is buried in the sand ostrich like. Or, you are a LibLabCon troll.

  69. 69
    Workituphergodfrey says:

    Point taken.

  70. 70
    Ed Balls says:

    I am floating away on a warm, pink, fluffy cloud……..

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    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Where is the “hate” ? The only thing I hate is when someone, (Bloom), says what most are thinking, the professionally outraged jump on the bandwagon and try to destroy him !! There was no racism in what he said….. only truth !!!!

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    Bham Council Psychologist says:

    Simon P seems to be a case of a leftie who likes “dressing up” as a *-ist bigot. You know what they say about people who are a bit *too* homophobic. Simon dreams of havign a dusky sex slave locked in his cellar, but daren’t admit it to his islington friends, so he comes here in disguise for a little relief.

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    Bham Council Psychologist says:


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    TOO FAR says:

    Sorry mate you have a REAL problem.. It’s attitude is the problem… just look at the major problems in the world today..FFS isn’t race/colour IT’s people like you. causing shit with your, everybody is the same, has the same, or should be the same, have the same religion. we can exsist so long as you get your thick lefty thoughts that this planet can live in the”same house 2

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    Vote UKIP get Hard Labour says:

    You can say Piri when talking about a very hot African chilli sauce.

  76. 76
    Red Ed's Angry Inch says:

    It comes naturally to the Labourites. Red Ed gets a tiny little stiffy every time he tries to pretend to be a party leader.

    Len slaps it down right away.

  77. 77
    Gordon the Medicated says:

    Giving people money doesn’t make them rich.
    I thought it did.

    Somehow though, MORE kids are below the poverty line,and MORE are hungry than before I gave everyone in the land tax credits.

    I know there must be a flaw in the handing over cash for nothing system but I’m buggered if I can figure it out.

  78. 78
    TOO FAR says:

    FFs “””” Sory

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    Mandelscum says:

    Having Tony as his fag didn’t necessarily make him a left-winger

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Any publicity is better than none…

    Except, perhaps, the Holocaust Museum?

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    Serious answers - if possible - only please says:

    Well there you have it. I asked a simple question and you reply with the discursive skills of a retarded chav. I just asked why you hate blacks. If you can’t even respond to a question that’s framed in such a clear and neutral manner, it suggests you’re a demented foaming at the mouth loon.

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    Bazinga! says:

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    RomaBob says:

    It’s great being blick and needy :)

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    A Poster says:

    I for one do not, and haven’t seen many posts which support your conjecture about the state of posting on this site.

    To consistently remind people of their differences, such as happens through the various ‘diversity cults’ and ‘race relations’ b/s is by definition rac!st as it enforces the divisions upon which rasc!sm is forged.

    From this point of view, collectivist multi-culti models can be considered flawed as they are inherently ‘rac!st’.

    It should also be remembered that the color of your skin does not make you the individual any less or more rac!st towards others. And the real phenomena of rac!sm is not just about skin tone. Look to the ex-Yugoslav!a for an illustrative example, or the more lively disagreements between England / Scotland / !reland for others.

    You are correct that the aversion most people feel towards those they perceive as ‘outsiders’ is very irrational, and it is something that should be guarded against critically by the individual.

    The best strategy for handling these emotions is for the individual to move away from the triggers until they feel they are in control and comfortable being around those triggers. If not – steer clear.

    Political beliefs and employment choices are under our individual control.

    Perhaps you should reconsider yours and your apparent ‘employment’ as a web based activist and perhaps switch to a more centered libertarian outlook, and a more productive employ.

    Consider the wisdom of the libertarian outlook: Do no harm.

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    I'll drink to that says:

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    Engineer says:


    I suppose that rules out the use of ‘Tin Pot Little African Country’ as well. I shall just have to resort to TPLAC and hope nobody knows what the acronym means.

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    Pity the Impotent says:

    I doubt Simon B has the ability to have erections.

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    Guardianista says:

    Gosh, yes, Jimmy. Isn’t it awful how the undesirables vote the wrong way, even when it’s against their own interest. They really need we who know better to decide for them don’t they

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    Go on Nige says:

    I hope Farage takes up your mistaken assumption.
    I would cancel my holiday and pay to go to the European Parliament to see Nigel rail against Bongo Bongo land for taking our money.

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    Serious answers - if possible - only please says:

    Either you’re hallucinating or you need an eye test. You’ve inferred a massive amount of shit based on my one simple question. I made no mention of leftie we’re all the same rainbow tree hugging unity type crap that you’ve mentioned. But it is interesting that when someone calmly and politely asks a simple question, the insanely furious responses scream about things which were never mentioned, all of which a) unintentionally does answer my question, and b) suggests commenters here are incapable of anything normal debate and have a psychotic knee jerk reaction to anything they immediately interpret as critical, even when put as a straightforward question.

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    Voluntary Sector Graft says:

    The guardian reading class are the biggest recipients of foreign aid outside of B-B land. Look at the salaries paid at some of the fake charities our ‘aid’ goes to. You will undertsand everything very clearly.

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    UKIP or bust says:

    I think your question might be predicated on what Simon B says, but you miss the point: he is one of yours.

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    Add a zero says:

    30-years-rule doesn’t mean a thing. If Da Man don’t want you to know the time will be extended. Dave won’t blab cos he knows he’ll be protected in 30 years.
    BTW, It should have been simple enough for the govt to have dug Blairs expenses out of the computer/ bank records if they’d wanted to.

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    Serious answers - if possible - only please says:

    Well, I appreciate the one sane answer I’ve received. I’m not a web activist as you put it. I was just genuinely curious, based on reading today’s posts, about the reasoning behind disliking someone for their colour. I’ll say it again, though I know it won’t get through to the dribbling lunatics above, I am not questioning or attacking anyone’s prerogative to hate whoever they wish. That is a given. But the deranged replies I got above does confirm that many here DO hate purely based on pigmentation and nothing more. But thanks for responding thoughtfully.

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    Andrews Sisters says:

    Grauniad feministas would rage against these lyrics
    In Spain they say “Si, Si”
    In France you’ll hear “Oui, Oui”
    Every little Dutch girl says “Ya, Ya”
    Every little Russian says “Da, Da”

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    Anonymous says:

    Nigel attacks President of Bongo Bongo land.

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Wasn’t he just saying, they are corrupt? He was referring to the government of some African dictatorship. .

    An old Yes Minister refers to TPLACs. Tin pot little african countries. It was that sort of remark.

    It doesn’t demonstrate racism as such. A mild contempt for Africa and third world nations maybe. But it is clearly a bandwagon day. Happens all too often. Attack the word used not the message.

    As when Cameron referred to the British empire as the junior party in 1940. People went berserk. But what he said wasn’t what he meant. He meant the commonwealth was the junior partner to he USA in 1944. That is undeniable, no matter how much we would wish it were not. Yet he had to apologise just the same.

    African nations aid hasn’t helped Africa very much. Certainly not for the amount we and every other western nation give. Africa has declined over he last 50 years. Professor rossler I think his name is. Crops up on Newsnight from time o time. He plots all world wealth, death, prosperity, growth, taxes , luxuries etc.

    Africa is bottom of the heap. Always. But in the 50 s and 60s china was worse off and much of Latin America and the Far East. They all got our aid too. Why does Africa struggle? Mugabenomics?

    So the UKIP man might have a point, if clumsily made.

    Play the man…fuck the ball. It’s modern politics.

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    Anonymous says:

    I have no doubt that Godfey Blooms remarks will be the subject of much debate. However regardless of the political correctness brigades outrage at the “Bong Bongo” reference the fundimenat gist of most of his comments are spot on and will raise his profile among the normal electorate 10 fold. I fear that this will yet again be a smear that will backfire and increase not decrease UKIP support

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    The Trouble With Cameron - Worst PM in history of British Politics - Fact (check your wage packet) says:

    Yes, that’s right crusty, one must take responsibility, quite right, absolutely spot on, but there are always exceptions to the rule.

    Me and Gideon have been running the tuck shop for almost three years now and although we think that we have been doing a spiffing job of it we have been receiving an awful lot of complaints from our customers about how expensive everything is in shop. Bloody whingers, not our fault if they don’t have enough cash to spend, don’t blame us, they should blame their slave wage bosses who cutting their wages and have them trapped in zero hour dead end contracts.

    We don’t care about those losers, me and Gideon just want to make as much lovely lolly as we can and that’s all that matters, if people can’t afford stuff that’s just too bad for them, nobody cares about poor old tramps who have to beg for food and eat at food banks and soup kitchens, that’s their look out.

    S’not me and Giddies fault that the tuck shop’s sweets are too expensive, it’s the other boys faults, the boys who ran the tuck shop before us. Yeah, that was three years ago and we’ve been in charge since then but honest sir, you’ve got to believe us, they left such a mess and me and Gids have been trying our hardest to make things better but those bloody other boys etc etc etc etc etc ad infinitum……….

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    Owen Jones' mum says:

    “retarded chav” — that’s hate-speak isn’t it? That’s what my Owen wrote about in his essay for homework — and he got a gold star!

    “blacks” – That’s hate -speech too. Owen says they prefer to be called “black people”

    “you’re a demented foaming at the mouth loon” — That’s what the Tories say isn’t it — and Owen tell’s me they’re all fascists.

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    Anonymous says:

    Simply disgusting question.

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    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    Breaking news.

    The sad numpties are trying to get the suits of packs of cards renamed to clubs, diamonds, hearts and manual excavation equipment.

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    Jimmy says:

    You miss the point. We don’t allow children to vote due to lack of capacity yet those enjoying what the Bard called Second Childhood face no such restriction. It is both illogical and unfair. Besides, why should the future of the country be in the hands of those who will not be affected by it, at least not for very long? This is why Butch’s promise of a referendum in 2017 failed to placate the Lemon Party. How many will get to vote in it?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Tis a bit difficult to behave like a grown up with politics.

    I used to vote shambles Tory & even Labour in my youth but now vote SNP.

    Seems a bit shambolic but one walks with both right & left feet.

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    Engineer says:

    A certain section of the population decree that anybody making an Irish joke must hate the Irish, that anybody making a joke about Africa must hate blacks, that anybody making a mother-in-law joke must hate women. However, they then rather undermine their argument by giving a free pass to some pretty off-colour material about, for example, Thatcher.

    So, for Lefties, hate is perfectly acceptable if they decree it so. Indeed, they make it virtually compulsory – fortunately, most of us have little hate for the Irish, for Africa or for mothers-in-law, even if we do make jokes about them from time to time.

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    Tony B.Liar says:

    They wre shredded too. Everything was shredded. Even the desks the computers sat on. All shredded.

    And all by accident. An intern did it in error.

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    A Poster says:

    Your original question was asked in three different and somewhat leading ways. The answers below do not necessarily apply to all posters on this specific site, but you may find broad correlation if the questions were put to a large sample of the general public from all ethnic backgrounds:

    Q1: ‘why you loathe dark skinned people so much?’
    A1: Generally do not, but many feel intimidated by the media images projected, and especially with the rac!st multi-culti / social model that exists in the UK, many feel dis-enfranchised by the perception (rightly or wrongly) that minorities are in some way favored by the state over the locals.

    This perception is broadly false, but very credible, and the media have not helped in dispelling this propaganda.

    Q2: ‘why hold so much venom based on their pigmentation?’
    A2: That is very leading. If the propaganda message has been overtly negative then there can be an amplified level of antipathy towards others. It is not about pigmentation, but rather about distorted perceptions as mentioned in A1.

    A good case against your pigmentation is the case of those from eastern europe.

    Q3: ‘So why this seemingly innate need to group people into a bracket based on their skin colour?’
    A3: Collectivist multi-culti models collectivize people into groups.

    If you are operating within that framework, the bracketing is built in and amplified.

    You can liken this to a society which is formed as mosaic rather than melting pot. The melting pot (individualist model) is preferable, but in Europe we have the mosaic which is seriously flawed.

    The choice was likely made by the elites post WWII in order to ensure their position through tactic of divide and rule.

    It is particular strong in Britain at present as we have just had 13 years of Labour in power. Socialism is a collectivist ideology at route and enforces division at the political level top down.

    This bracketing is not a natural state for society to be in. The media and state continue to enforce the divisions, subtly through celebrations of diversity, and that creates tension among the individuals. This in many helps amplify the problems you asked about in Q1 / Q2.

    Now the reason you received somewhat short shrift from other posters is likely because of the way you framed your question and points.

    We are free to express ourselves as we see fit within the confines of the law, but avoiding sanctimonious phrasing / prejudged forms of expression, not leading by example and laying off the passive aggression may have got you more constructive answers, and less questions about your political background.

    ‘TOOFAR’ actually summarized very accurately a big problem which exists at present, where questions such as those you ask appear to be designed to sow the seeds of division, and that is what people generally have had enough of.

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    Non-sociopath says:

    We can infer because we have a modicum of ijntelligence and human empathy. BTW, have you stopped beating your wife?

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    Serious answers - if possible - only please says:

    Bill, I actually agree with you completely. My point wasn’t Bloom’s clumsy choice of words, though he should’ve realised they would end up obscuring his wider point, much of which was sensible, but that the reactions I read today ironically focused on the phrase too and lauded it, the commenters openly pronouncing their vehement disdain for the “other” either with jokes or with straightforward direct hatred. Again, for what it’s worth, I was not attacking or questioning their right to hold such views. I only asked the rationale behind them. I didn’t even mention Bloom in my post or, as one person above bizarrely claimed, leftie global we are all one type propaganda. The replies inadvertently do confirm the hatred is based purely on colour, which is all I wanted to know in the first place. Nothing less, nothing more.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Anon says:

    Simon B is a paid troll, get back to Ask FM and twitter where you belong.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Claire Perry says:

    Clubs? Like strip clubs?
    BAN THEM!!!


    It’s quite disgusting the filth you can find on there if you were to accidentally type ‘cougar soccer mum likes hard muscled fireman’s pole’ as once happened to me.

    (And I’m not responding o your solicitor Fawkes! I’m on a holiday!)

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    A Poster says:

    You cannot infer that a strong or incoherent response implies that the poster harbors overtly rac!st feelings or fits to the stereotype you would like to project. That logic doesn’t wash, unless the poster has overtly expressed such specific opinion to support the case.

    Additionally – you received 2 ‘deranged’ replies from about 600 which have so far been posted to this site today. On that basis you cannot infer that many support your thesis. In fact, if those posters do in fact meet your criteria, they are very much in a minority.

    This is tantamount to considering an admission of guilt if someone denies the charge. If I were to accuse you of being a web activist, as I did, and you said ‘FFS etc.’ or ‘No I am not’ as you did, neither tell me anything other than you are not a web activist.

    The only way that can be proven is if I have evidence of your other posts that clearly demonstrate you are, or if you admit it. Absent that, are you excluding yourself from the apparently ‘many’ posters on this site who you accuse of being ‘rac!st’ ? Or are you implying that you are also guilty of that which you infer to others ?

    You did not state anything about your political leanings or ideological leanings, so I shall still work with the hunch that you are socialist / Labour, and perhaps not quite libertarian.

    When you look at the arguments critically, and avoid outright ad hominems etc. something interesting does emerge. And that is that posters to this site may not be interested in debating points which really are not important day to day, or to current events, and perhaps one of these reasons is because of the prejudice that seems to preclude any debate.

    This is not an attack on your personal style, but that which you have learned through your exposure to the UK media.

    Unlike the irrational feelings towards outsiders, that is learned, but can be unlearned easily when identified.

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    Non-sociopath says:

    In the very remote possiblility that you are not a mere troll (Simon P under an another pseudenym, perhaps), you are a vacuous timewaster. You ask for discusssion but abuse and ignore the majority.

    It is of no matter. Life will find you out.

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    Common Sense says:

    Breaking News….

    LibDems to ban the use of adjectives by 2040.

    A Libdem spokesperson said “hello…. Ermm… Ugh…. Umm…”

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    Common Sense says:


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    Can we have some clarification please says:

    Is this song now illegal then

    ‘Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
    A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
    He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
    The rhino said, “I know, we’ll call it Um Bongo”
    Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
    The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
    The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
    So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
    They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

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    Universal Hiss says:

    but we all know this is not aid.

    It’s bungs,favours,back scratchers,Mandlesomes.

    Political slush or shush money.

  120. 120
    Universal Hiss says:

    What was the phrase? Don’t give fish. Give fishing rods.

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    Can we have some clarification please says:

    What about the phrase ‘Banana republic’ is that not allowed either ?

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Probably turns over a nice profit from doom tourism.

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    Common Sense says:

    So is it racist to dislike French Brie ?
    Or racist to hate Newcastle Brown Ale ?
    Or racist to dislike Parma Ham ?
    Or racist to hate Birmingham Baltis, Or Wensleydale cheese, or Welsh lamb, Or Fenland Celary.

    Or what about Spanish Rioja, that’s disgusting, I always discriminate against Spanish Rioja drinkers.

    But you know who I hate most, who I loath and openy discriminate against every day, yes, champagne socialists……

    Is that racist ?

  124. 124
    Tom Catesby says:

    Don’t send our taxes to ‘Bongo Bongo’ land or any other land for that matter.

  125. 125
    Dancing Bear says:

    Hey Claire, we are still on for this weekend ?

  126. 126
    Tachybaptus says:

    It should have been forbidden under the Geneva Convention as soon as it was published.

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    Can we have some clarification please says:

    If the phrase ‘Bongo Bongo Land’ is so offensive can we report Kay Burley to the Police as she keep saying it today,over and over and over. I counted around a dozen utterances of the phrase in the space of a few minutes. Does she have Tourettes ?

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    Chinaman says:

    All you Westerners smell of milk to me.

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    Dame Polly says:

    We always holiday in BBL now – Tuscany is full of trash and C-list wannabes. Guardian travel recommended it – marxist dictatorship, president-for-life, lovely, if terrified people. Very cheap too! And they do have a picture of Winnie Mandela on the 50 quintillion bongo bank note, so no concerns on that front.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    what about ladies from that region referred to as LBFM’ S

    is that verboten too ..?

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    Propaganda Watch says:

    No, the media want to start a race war so the state can crack down and cover up its failures.

    The first salvo seemed to be launched from a Twitter account belonging to Diane Abbot last week.

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    Common Sense says:

    Thats racist you have offended me, although I’m not blond, dumb or from bongo bongo land.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    It’s not colour. It’s tribes.

    We are all tribalists. It’s in our upbringing,forced onto us in every waking hour & possibly a bit DNAish. Be it wealth,geography,genetics we are all imprinted to gather amongst our own.

    People who believe in God don’t pop down the catholic church one day,wee frees meeting hall the next & a mosque on a Friday.Why not? That person should be embraced by all for celebrating God & all his works.

    Have you thought about this in your multi-coloured ramble?

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    nellnewman says:

    And here was me thinking bongo bongo land was somewhere around kirkcaldy where everyone lives on benefits.

  135. 135
    Anon says:

    Simon B is an Ask FM and Twitter troll.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:


    the spirit is willling but he flesh is weak .

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    nellnewman says:

    To be a banana republic you have to grow bananas. The eu decided all bananas bought by the eu had to be straight and not curved , so killed off all the rebublics.

    All bananas now purchased come from eu licensed countries .

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    Anon says:

    It’s backfired a bit on Crosby though hasn’t it….

    He looks like he’s been tango tango’d…

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    Forty shades of shite says:

    93 ay? pre war, at war, post war, tax, nat ins, paying in, only pension out, shite pols for life. I’ m entitled a vote. FUCK off J immy, please.

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    EUSSR says:

    Why the fuckety feck are we still in the EU. The latest is Border controls allowable under Schengen”. This is just like the french can burn our lambs and the Spanish can fish our seas.

    I will lay odds the EU numpties absolutely squealed with glee as they said Border controls allowable under Schengen”.

    Oh and give us some more money

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    Hey Lefties: Need a refresher on eugenics ? says:

    Socialism is a collectivist ideology, and enjoys classifying, grouping, dividing and discriminating.

    And our Marxist brothers should not revise history, and let us forget that the NSDAP were socialists, as stated at the Nuremberg rally 1927, and in the choice of color red on that parties flag.

    One should not be confused either about the problems the US Republican’s had with the Southern Democrats when Lincoln was eradicating slavery from America.

    Perhaps the left need to examine their own ideological roots more closely, rather than projecting these flaws onto others.

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    EBlackadder says:

    I once said “Bloody explorers, ponce off to Mumbo Jumbo land”. Should the BBC apologise for this? ( or better still should it be abolished?)

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    All MP's are scum says:

    No – the EU Euro Zone is La La land.

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    Anon says:

    What is hilarious is that bongos are actually from Cuba, a Spanish colony…

    So what were talking about is Cuba Cuba land, or Spanish Land…

    The bongo originated from the eastern region of Cuba known as the “Oriente”, during the nineteenth century. The bongos used in changüí, known as bongó el monte, are larger and tuned lower than their modern counterparts, have tack-heads instead of tunable hardware, and play in a manner similar to rumba quinto and other folkloric lead drum parts.[2] (Hear bongó el monte “Ritmo changüí” with Grupo Exploracion). Bongos are also used in the related Cuban musical genre known as son.
    The bongos came to western Cuba at the turn of the twentieth century, when son migrated to the capital city of Havana. With the advent of the son montuno in the late 1930s, bongo players (bongoceros) began playing a large hand-held cowbell (bongo bell) during the chorus (montuno) section of songs.

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    Brand Watch says:

    Politically incorrect Sunny Delight.

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    who why what where when says:

    Bloom has just made Guru-Murthy look stupid on Channel 4 News.
    Guru-Murthy turned what could have been a decent interview into
    a personal attack,proving how unprofessional and incompetent he is.
    Mr Bloom made himself perfectly clear and eventually, frustrated at
    G-M’s ridiculous approach, terminated proceedings.

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    Engineer says:

    Almost bound to be, isn’t it? I’m not sure on what grounds, though accuracy won’t be one of them!

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    just a thought says:

    So can we charge all those living in the EU to enter our country then?

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    Lou Scannon says:

    The faux outrage at the reference to a non-existent country says far more about the sick minds of those complaining than about Godfrey Bloom.

    More power to Godfrey Bloom’s elbow.

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    Anonymous says:

    If he had talked about African Natives with plate lips and bones in their noses beating African drums around a cannibal cooking pot, yes that might well have been racist. But, he didn’t as tha did he…

    He said bongos ! Which isn’t racist.

    Bleeding lefty joyless guardian socialists.

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    Ivor Badsmellupmynose - Chief censor BBC and Guardian reader says:

    Thanks for drawing my attention to this – I have just issued an instruction to all program staff, both radio and TV, to withdraw this from all playlists with immediate effect.

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    EUSSR says:

    Don’t they do that now?

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    Village Idiot says:


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    Muppet spotter says:

    My wage packet is great to be honest just got a 6% pay rise and a bonus granted. The only difference between me and you is the fact I work hard and earn everything I take home. You are just a lazy git with shit for brains. And probably voted labour all his life coz his Da did.

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    The BBC says:

    We only report the lefty agenda and commie inspired UK hating joyless socialist common purpose nonsense that we want to indoctrinate you with.

    Everything else we ignore.

    We hate the Organ Organ UK and its Christian Churches.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought “third world” raises eyebrows in some quarters.

  157. 157
    Viewer says:

    I fully expect Sky, BBC and channel 4 to launch investigations immediately over the audit trails of foreign aid. I have also just seen 3 pigs flying over my house.

  158. 158
    Village Idiot says:

    ……Why spend ages building and defending a country,at huge sacrifice and cost and then fill it with strangers some of whom hate us?????????????

  159. 159
    Anonymous says:


    Alert alert….

    Simon B has a new Arsehole moniker…., he is the ask FM and twitter troll and has just signed in after an hour playing with Owen Jones.

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    Truthteller says:

    I like Godfrey, he tells it as it is.

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    Correction says:

    No Nell, that’s Gordo Gordo Land.

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    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    No, it’s Tower Hamlets. They go around banging the drums before sunrise to remind everyone to have breakfast before the fast starts.

    Finishes tomorrow, so can start watching 4thought TV after C4 News again.

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    Common Sense says:

    Which is why that didgeridoo playing idiot Crosby has mucked up big time…

    Crosby is supposed to be publicising populist measures for the Tories… You know like that snippet the other week about raising speed limits to 80 mph or allowing parking on double yellows for 15 minutes…

    Didgeridoo Didgeridoo Crosbys problem is that everything UKIP stand for is incredibly popular, and a lot more popular than anything the Tories can offer… So poor old didgeridoo Aussie Crosby doesn’t have anything populist left to promote….

    Crosbys gutter politics are backfiring quite spectacularly… Go home illegal immigrant vans… Back fired…. Only managing to send 11 Romanians from Marblen Arch home… Back fired….. Criticising the UKIP policy on foreign aid…..another massive c0ck up….

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    A Poster says:

    The following is instructive and worth reading:

    It includes Rands essay Racism, which is very relevant still today.

    You are broadly correct in what you say.

    I would suggest that we are not all ‘tribalists’ though, but all have a latent tribal instinct. A subtle distinction, and it does differ from individual to individual in a similar way that sexual orientation does.

    That is not to say you are or you aren’t, but every individual is different and has a unique perspective which cannot be handled by others with a one size fits all script like the doctrine of Politically Correct thought.

    Regarding religions as a type of tribal group, albeit defined along spiritual beliefs is how one can understand certain irrational feelings towards followers of a religion in the same terms as that some may feel to people of certain nationalities or ethnic groups.

    However: That is a false equivalence as the rational for irrational negative feelings whilst may be rooted in the difference of fellow man – the latent tribal issue – the higher level effect usually manifests itself strongly in people for many other reasons.

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    Truthteller says:

    Hear Hear!!!

  166. 166
    Common Sense says:

    When you here Godders and Nige speak, it does bring into focus what an utter Cnut Cameron is.

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    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    Vote UKIP, save £20billion p/a.

    And put Dimmy Dave Camoron and his coterie of clueless cretins in the dustbin of history, too.


    (Or be a spineless europhile cretin and vote for Dimmy Dave’s Faux Tory Party, get Liebour and then whine for 5 years that Liebour are crap and “if only someone would get rid of them..”)

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    Common Sense says:

    I hate people who play English Christian Organs in Church and especially people who play the French Horn. I don’t discriminate on their colour, just the instrument they play.

    Does that make me a racist ?

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    Dianne Fatbutt, professional racist says:

    Here’s another one for the banned list :

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t feed the troll…. He is disgusting and should be sent back to ask fm or wherever he is from.

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    Anonymous says:

    I hate that Crosby because he is from that awful didgeridoo didgeridoo land isn’t he …..

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    The cat in the hat says:

    Not likely to glean much support, is it, since we are all heading towards old age, even though some have further to go than others.

    What I imagine is in the back of your mind is the notion that giving pillocks of any age the vote is simultaneously both democratic and foolish.

    This is of particular worry to lefties, of course, since they experience severe cognitive dissonance once the glaringly obvious dawns on them.

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    Our EU membership fee: 20 billion reasons to vote UKIP says:

    Absolutely not.

    This is how it works:

    Dimmy Dave Camoron pays twenty billion pounds of our money every year for us to be in the EU’s ‘free’ trade area (Dimmy Dave knows how to spend our money better than we do). If we hinder anyone from coming into our country from the EU, the EU stamps on us and slaps a huge fine on us, immediately. Which Dimmy Dave pays.

    In return, for our twenty billion pounds every year, if Spain fucks us around and shuts the boarder with Gibraltar, the EU might, possibly, maybe, send someone to check what’s happening today, tomorrow, next week, next month in October (if we’re lucky).

    So there we go. And this is why Dimmy Dave Camoron is going to be kicked out of Downing Street in 2015. Current projection: Labour majority – 76 seats.

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    The cat in the hat says:

    Have they changed the name since they got independance? When I were a kid it was Ongo Pongo Land

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    Anonymous says:

    The Tutsis hate the Hutis and visa versa.
    They killed millions of each other.
    Are they racists ?

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    Don't hug me I'm scared says:

    Are you creative?

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    The cat in the hat says:

    Be fair, protesting is all they can do. That and loaf about in Tuscany.

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    Observer says:

    No tutsis and hutis are not racist.

    It is not racist for black people to kill millions of other black people.

    However it is racist to dislike someone who plays the bongos and who steals uk tax payer money fraudulently.

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    Anonymous says:

    Serious is an ask fm troll…. Don’t feed his bile

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    Anonymous says:

    Is Reggae Reggae sauce racist too ?
    I shall have to stop putting it on me goat curry rice an peas….

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    The cat in the hat says:

    Well said Engineer

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    Hey Man says:

    Earlier today I went to Bong Bong Land and got stoned.

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    ℬilly ℬongo says:

    I go to bongo bongo land three times a year, the boys are very cheap there.

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    Anonymous says:

    “confirm that many here DO hate purely based on pigmentation and nothing more”

    Your conclusion from a deranged small set of uncharacteristic post, is used to confirm “many”.

    It looks like your conclusion was pre-planned. So by seeming to standing at a distance you condemn by association.

    You are trying to label this site, so that we fit into your imagination. Sorry FAILED.

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    Statin' the Bleedin' Obvious says:

    Sky News is now so crap, it’s worse than British Broadcast Crap.

    Great to see Godfrey Bloom make the real point, and how wizard that every time the Guardians of Truth turn up one of these issues, it just results in more votes for UKIP.

    Turn to Russia Today for real news.

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We pay our stars huge amounts of money because it’s what licence fee payers tell us to do.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh what a terrible muddle the lefties have got themselves into.
    Can’t say this, can’t think that, can’t can’t can’t….

    But do as I say and let me spend your money…

    Sanctimonious UK hating joyless w@nkers all of them.

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    Wayne Sleep says:

    This evening I’m going to Conga Conga Land to dance the night away.

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    Bongo Bob says:

    A straight kinda guy, unlike the bumboys in the House of C’unts.

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    Statin' the Bleedin' Obvious says:

    Spot on.

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    Jimmy says:

    It occurred to me that there is a clear correlation between mental deterioration and right wing politics. Look at Thatcher for example. In her prime a staunch pro European and the first to raise the alarm about global warming, but once she hit the bottle and started losing her marbles she started sounding like the comments section here. Sad really. Now I don’t doubt you’ll find the odd coffin dodger who remains lucid to the end, just as you may find the occasional precocious child who would vote wisely, but I don’t see any easy way to make individual exceptions.

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    Anonymous says:

    Very well put.

  193. 193
    Lefty Journos R Us says:

    We need stuff to be OUTRAGED ABOUT!!!!!!!!

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    Bazinga! says:

    Anyone else notice that the BBC are siding with Spain over Gibraltar? Total one sided reporting.

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    Anonymous says:

    It doesn’t help that Dave is a liar and no one trusts him.

    Watch my lips, I promise you a referendum (fingers crossed)…..

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    BBC bias leftie and Labours mouthpiece says:

    Two comments on the recent excellent economic news

    ‘Wow,’ said Rob Wood, chief economist at investment bank Berenberg. ‘There isn’t really another way of describing the data coming out of the UK at the minute.’

    Beeboid this morning on news
    “slightly improved economic figures”

    No further proff required. When ever any one says the BBC is balanced show them this

    Where’s Balls where’s Milliband both got it wrong gain and badly

  197. 197
    Lord Invader says:

    Lissen as me sing de real un-abridge ORIGINAL version– dem Andrews girls nah tell yuh de whole story:

  198. 198
    BBC says:


  199. 199
    Anonymous says:

    When you here Godfrey speak, it really does remind you what utter traitourous cnuts the Tory party are.

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    Bongo Bongo Man says:

    De man is very nice man, even mama say so.

    But we in de village speak wish de caucasian understand us for once!

    No bull yous!

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    They have their instructions from Red Ed and the unions, who have their instructions from the EU.

  202. 202
    Bongo Bob says:

    I gave up on sky years ago.

  203. 203
    Anonymous says:

    Vote LibLabCon, vote EU…..

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    JadedJean says:

    “@Serious answers – if possible – only please”

    Here’s a serious answer, however, I strongly suspect you are very young and therefore very naive.

    It’s all about biology and evolution btw…

    Here’s the problem. Xenophobia (fear of strangers) like neophobia (fear of the novel or unknown of which it is just a sub-class in my view), is innate. It is a defence mechanism upon which, I suggest, all learning (behavioural change) is based. It is a defence system closely related to the immune system, and stress/fight-flight. It is probably endogenous opioid and cortisol mediated (see immunosuppression and what the steroids do). The endogenous opioid peptides are in fact 1000x more powerful than exogenous morphine! The immune and defense systems are how animals recognize self from non self. It’s basic to assortative mating and reproduction. Have you noted how most people across the world pair up? How does one ‘combat’ that and what hundreds of thousands of years of Natural Selection has selected for …without making most people very very very very upset/stressed/angry and…ultimately ill!?

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    WACIST!!! says:

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    Bongo Bob says:

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    gordon is a moron says:

    no it has backfired on shite liblabcons who are pouring very loose excrement out of their arseholes at the nightmare of the hoi poloi actually getting their single cell brains into gear

    socialism don’t ya just love it!

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    Anonymous says:

    The only good thing is that it exposes the crass gutter politics that the Tory party and his quisling hire Crosby are trying to promote.

    Fortunately the good people of the UK have seen through it and spotted that these tactics are disgusting and Crosby is out of touch and a wrong un…

    Playing the man, and indeed doing it so badly and on a subject that everyone agreed with him on shows the utter contempt that the Tory party treat voters with, and shows how out of touch with popular opinion they are.

    Godfrey and UKIP are bang on the money, as always.

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    Graham Norton says:

    The BBC paid me £2.61million last year so I really don’t give a fuck about all this bongo bongo land talk.

    Julian darling!
    Be a dear and pass me another boy.

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    gordon is a moron says:

    right or left your post looks so boring ,longwinded toooooo fucking loooong

  211. 211
    Anonymous says:

    I am j3ew ish and I hate flying pigs.

    Am I racist ?

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    Anonymous says:

    If you don’t celebrate the multicultural and enriching didgeridoo player on benefits who hates your country and hates your religion, then you are a didgeridoo racist !!!!

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    Labour in the gutter says:

    And labour are all sugar and spice and all these nices

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Sod this “Bongo Bongo Land” shit for a game of soldiers, anyway.

    Just trying to come up with the funds to pay for what all these politicians want to do, just considering things purely domestically– now you’re talking about “Wonga Wonga Land.”

    Do something about THAT part of it.

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    gordon is a moron says:

    why don’t you ask that on gobshite jo brands web site utter unfunny munter

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    Engineer says:

    What evidence do you have that posters here hate dark-skinned people?

    If you are inferring that someone who refers to ‘Bongo Bongo Land’ hates dark skinned people, you are wrong. It is more a derogatory term for the sort of dictators that turn their African nations into backward poverty-stricken hellholes for their fellow countrymen (the more down-trodden of which most people have great sympathy for), than it is a comment on those self-same countrymen.

    ‘Hate’ seems to be a word beloved of people having a certain political outlook. Most people of my aquaintance seem to have very little hate, even if they sometimes hold strong opinions. But then most people of my aquaintance don’t have any connection to the very noisy Westminster Village and Islington-based commentariat, who’s views we hear a great deal about, but seldom seem to match general public opinion as most of us find it. Maybe your answer lies there.

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    Ed Lardberg says:

    Whatever the growth figures, they would have been larger under us. Whatever the unemployment figures, they would have been smaller under us. e.g. Tory growth 1.6%, Lab growth er twelvty two%.

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    The Public says:

    No… We hate it….

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    Anonymous says:

    “how one can understand certain irrational feelings towards followers of a religion”

    There are no irrational feelings. That is your problem. To have a feeling about another group there has to be initial learning interaction. If that interaction is beneficial then the feelings are good. If it is a bad, then they are fear. This initial learning can be by proxy by your elders. Reactions to people are all long term operations that are fully processed before your reaction is initiated. Only reactions to the conditioning you have received will occur.

    Hopefully you are a mature adult. So your feelings are under your control and familiarity to a situation is your choice. So any irrational behaviour can only be due to impairment (drugs) etc.

    Some fear mice, other rats, some fear flying. These can all be overcome by reason and learning. It is just the willingness to accept the process and use the power of the adult mind that differentiates people. If you maintain your initial conditioning and reinforce it you can convince yourself you have an irrational (and maybe inbuilt) coding. But that is also a learnt concept within your mind that limits your outlook.

    Unlike say seasickness which can not be overcome by some. It is a fixed physical stimulus that is significantly hardwired. However for some even this can be mastered.

    Anything that uses the interpretation of the world indirectly through your senses is basically learnt. The infant brain has no concept of a mouse.

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    Channel 4 Musl!ms says:

    u rang?

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    Engineer says:

    An instumentalist, perhaps?

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    Another Lefty Journo says:

    Well I don’t know about you but I’m OUTRAGED on someone else’s behalf.

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    The Public says:

    Another Simon B troll from Ask FM and twitter.

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    little Bongolander says:

    FFS, phones been ringing all day. Ramamadingodangolongo not over yet.

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    ℬilly ℬongo says:


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    Viewer says:

    Give Godfrey a cigar. The bit about Rushanara Ali at about 2:18 was classic.

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    Joe says:

    Indeed, but from whom do the EU get their instructions from?

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    Labour in the gutter says:

    Remember Blair and Labour gave away the hard won rebate and got not in return. Oh well Blair got a job and at least it shut slot gob up so may have been value for money after all.

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    The Public says:

    Godfrey speaks for the people, that’s why the LibLabCon and the MSM hate him…

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Excellent reply.

    I’m afraid I’m too lazy to type on this topic so I’ll just say thanks to you.

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    Pejorative Englishman says:

    Its only a word.The important thing is the billions wasted on”aid”. Why is camero at Manchester mosk-es today? FFS.

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    Gordon McFuckwit-Bust says:

    I signed that treaty

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    JadedJean says:

    “I would like to genuinely know why you loathe dark skinned people so much? Again, I reiterate, I’m not questioning your right to hate whoever you want, but rather I’m curious as to what the reason is. Given that no one has any control over what race they’re born and that it’s the same random chance that you were born white that they were born black, why hold so much venom based on their pigmentation?”

    Then I respectfully suggest that you may have been a victim of Libertarian (Orwellian) propaganda to recruit anarchistic foot-soldiers who thwart statism and deregulation.

    Let me ask you a series of heuristic questions to illustrate how this dumbing down may have operated to one group’s (perhaps your own?)

    1. Are there any important differences between Granny-Smiths and Braeburns?

    2. Are there any important differences between apples and oranges?

    3. Are there any important differences between fruit and vegetables?

    4. Are there any important differences between plants and animals?

    5. Are there any important differences between invertebrates and vertebrates?

    6. Are there any important differences between non-mammals and mammals?

    7. Are there any important differences between primates and non primates?

    8. Are there any important differences between chimpanzees and humans?

    9. Are there any important differences between groups of humans?

    If you think not, maybe you just have a problem with telling important differences between classes, in which case you’d not score high on an IQ test which are constructed to test discrimination and logical ability.
    Note also how the word important plays a role as well as differences?
    There are important differences between human groups. It isn’t human skin colour which is important (any more than it is with apples), but it is a phenotype which serves as a marker for other important genetic differences which show up in expressed behaviours etc..

    Look up the title of Darwin’s Origin of Species in full, and then look into how his cousin Galton laid the foundations of differential psychology (and hence psychometrics and biometrics) and why he coined the term eugenics, as I suggest you are one of many who has been rendered a victim of psychological/demographic warfare (note the composition of this group)? Note how Creationism also works to undermine modern biology? Genesis was written by the same group who inspired Trotsky, Rand, Orwell etc. Much of Christianity teaches magic and passivity not struggle, who encouraged Catholics to effectively sterilize their intelligentsia via celibacy whilst doing the opposite themselves?

    PS. If you answer yes to one or two, are you a fruitist?

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    gordon is a moron says:

    crusty guru gobshite murthy another race hustling qunt

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    Joe says:

    I’m OUTRAGED that yet another word and phrase is to be erased from the English language to satisfy the politically correct pygmies in the MSM and HoC.

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    Joe says:

    Well said.

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    Blue collar worker says:

    We’ve seen through the Union and Labour hypocrisy thank you.

    They are all on £100 thousand salaries drinking posh wine in fancy restaurants whilst the rest of us suffer on zero hours contracts on wages that have raced to the bottom thanks to Labours uncontrolled immigration policy.

    Labour doesn’t represent the working man any more, that much I can tell you.

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    gordon is a moron says:

    since bloom fired knobend nockty into the stratosphere this morning all the lefty hack fucktards have been lining up to try it on has nailed you all hook line and sinker

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    Anonymous says:

    I agree. But bongos (including all the other taught skin instruments) are used throughout the world. It is a basic invention of all cultures.

    It reflects a low tech music used in traditional festivals. It is therefore used when putting on shows where aid is being discussed.

    You would hardly send aid money to a place that could put on a full stadium rock concert. So the bongo bongo phrase for people wanting aid is apt.

    For example a small island put on a concert for the visitors in a wooden hut on the beach. Yet around the corner there was a US hardware store and the best pizza place for thousand of miles. That place was sent aid, and was having a new dock built by aid money, to receive the aid shipments. They got a consignment of out of date chocolate!

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    Yeah Mon! says:

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    Common Sense says:

    Yes instrumentalists are the worst of the worst.

    If you dont agree with me your a racist and I will cut your head off.

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Guru-Murthy is just a little shit. G-M not interested in the billion pounds. Just who is G-M not to be interested?

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    Common Sense says:

    They are god and answer to no one being unelected.

    At least the unions have elections…. Sort of….

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    Common Sense says:

    Doesn’t Tower Hamlets look pretty in the sunshine ?

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    Grad says:

    I must be getting old. I had no idea that Bongo bongo land was considered racist by my younger metrosexual betters

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    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy we all have our problems.

    There is no “precocious child” that can vote wisely. They can mimic the teachings of a wise person but they are not wise.

    Even though I am not a “coffin dodger” as you put it, I would put my trust in them every time. Why? Because they have an obvious track record. Their body survived many years of the decisions of their mind.

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    The Mud Hutter says:

    yeah mon! Cash me Godfrey Mon! Yeah!

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    FUEUSSR says:

    Good lad Godfrey, I would never vote again for that jock and other twatts like him who plantate themselves in England whilst giving there own kind further devolution

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    Jungle Bunny says:

    So all them Tom Toms in cars are they racist too?

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    Bongo Bob says:

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    Common Sense says:

    Yes spot on.

    The lefty lynch mob have been dissed and lost the sense of humour their joyless souls never had in the first place.

    And look how they lapped up the Tory And Crosby bile…. Utterly sickening and the worst form of gutter politics.

    But it’s backfired on the leftys and the Torys / Crosby, because the public agree with Godfrey.

    And that is what is so god damn hilarious, the left tying themselves in sanctimonious knots and the Tories producing another epic fail and being out of touch with the public.

    Fantastic stuff.

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    Best Interview says:

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    Anonymous says:

    It is good how they use a forced variable delay to make certain people seem simple.

    I can understand a delay to the space station but he is in Hull!

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    The Oxford English dictionary says:

    You are a racist if you dislike anything that lefties or guardian readers or the BBC likes.

    I hope that clears things up.

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    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Don’t you dare try and change the subject with this bongo bongo bollox Guido!

    Now what about this Racist Van mmm???

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    DM watch says:

    The tory press don’t seem too happy either. An article on Godfrey’s comments has mysteriously disappeared from the DM’s main page and now can only be found via its search engine; presumably because of the huge number of comments supporting Godfrey and opposing foreign aid( with thousands of green arrows from readers).

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    Saffron says:

    Well done Mr Bloom for saying it like it is in that no audits exsist as to were taxpayers cash ends up.
    We need an urgent debate on this which is public rather than smug z rated hacks picking out one word and flogging it to death.
    UKIP have done well here despite the Lib/Dem/Con/Hacks trying their best to discredit them.
    In fact the taxpayer are now waking up and are asking and will keep asking why is their money being given away when we have real problems here.

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    Calidius Eroticus says:

    Simon B – I am not racist, I don’t care where somebody is from to be frank. I don’t batter women, or men come to think of it and I have never hit a child in my life. I am not an homophobe, if gay people want to get married then fair play to them.

    What I do take offence to is people with a certain viewpoint who seek positions of influence so they can use tools like political correctness and positive discrimination to try and control what I think, and my choices and options in life.

    You see they are the real racists, discriminating against the white British, calling them lazy etc etc etc.

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    Anonymous says:

    You think most of the money gets to the country!

    No it is given to companies that supply their unwanted excess inventory. The reason the dictators get so much is to keep their silence. When aid arrives the first issue is to finance the coffee bar and buy a new fleet of vehicles.

    It is sad to watch.

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    albacore says:

    Our old cat came back from the vet’s today
    Six inches of stitches, fur shaved away
    Thirsty as hell yet asleep on his feet
    Still any intruder, he’ll charge to meet
    Persian or tabby, any feline’s banned
    It’s his home. It ain’t Bongo Bongo land

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    salmondnet says:

    “What is SPARTISM?

    Poisoning from spartein; characterized by vomiting, somnolence, paralytic-like weakness, and accelerated pulse.

    Wow. No wonder young people find it hard to hold down a job these days. Better keep the oldies on until they find an antidote.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Liberal Democrat Party love the EU
    The Labour Party love the EU
    The Conservative Party love the EU

    That’s one good reason – to get out of the EU
    Another is that they The LibLabCon – love and have lived off of the skinning of the British Taxpayer while in our bongo bongo land of all the mother of Parliaments they fill their boots with their gilded pensions and expenses.

    Even Guru Murthy roasted himself on CH4 tonight.

    p.s. good day to roast a prosecution barrister and a judge – for living inverted lives of logic.

    Are the politicals and judicals in this country along with their pathetic army of press & media subordinates drunk on the corrupton of their supposed power over the people?

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    Dweeb says:

    Very well put, Engineer. Nothing to add except that you are clearly a racist because you used the word “African”.

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    S.B.S. says:

    Bongo an African Antelope, Bongo Bongo land is where Bongos live, simple.

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    He only said what every Tory says and thinks says:

    Iain Dale that famous Tory LGBT busy trashing mr Bloom on Sky News. Yet another reason not to vote Tory.

    By the way you can be sure this was Tory initiated, the Guardianistas have nothing to gain from this as they would rather the Tory vote be split.

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    salmondnet says:

    You might get serious answers if you had asked a question based on an accurate premise. Not wanting you taxes spent of foreign aid does not mean you hate black people. Refusing to allow you language to be censored by sanctimonious self appointed arbiters of what is or is not acceptable does not mean you hate anyone. The term bongo bongo land no more implies hatred of Africans than calling the French Frogs or Germans Krauts implies hatred of the French or Germans. All these terms are of course disparaging, but that is a far cry from hatred. Disrespectful language is a safety valve for normal human frustrations. Suppress it and you greatly increase the chances that hatred will develop.

    Oh and being born black or white is not random chance. It depends entirely on who your parents were.

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    Saffron says:

    The Lib/Lab/Con parties are wedded to the EUSSR,ask yourself what has the EUSSR done for this country.
    This gang are trying to ressurect the failed national socialist/communist system.
    Business is hamstrung by endless shite regulations coming from this load of barstewards.
    Could we manage going back to commonwealth trading,yes we could and tell this Euro lot to get stiffed and we ain’t giving you any more of taxpayers cash to squander away on your communist dreams.

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    Pa ul Cr a ig Roberts says:


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    He is my mep oh dear oh dear

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    Post hoc says:

    How much is the airfare to quangoland these days? £26,000?

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    What are parents for? says:

    Very odd a father, aka parental guardian, is blaming David Cameron because his daughter read horrible comments about herself on the computer in the family home.

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    albacore says:

    Call themselves parties? There must be better definitions
    Collectively describing LibLabCon politicians
    In view of Mr Fawkes’ respectable reputation
    I hesitate to use an accurate appellation

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The days of the Press and Media circus ‘performers’ beating a bongo bongo drum of deception and plain lies against the truth of matters are over. Their decade upon decades of deception and ruses upon the unsuspecting Public may well turn bloody.

    Don’t be deceived by tribal political monkeys – we have all been divided and duped for far too long now.

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    Owen's up Late says:

    Just caught the end of paper review on Beeb when I spotted a nice young boy called Owen. Apparently on again at 11.30. Bit past his bedtime.

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    Polly of Tuscany says:

    Of course we side with Spain. The Spanish have brought several wonderful Tapas restaurants to my occasional home in Islington. There are no such Gibraltan equivalents. Gibraltar does not serve me well.

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    Anon says:

    Yes, tragic story but I’ve been wondering why father didn’t just switch the thing off if he knew about it.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Don’t know – but write a letter to your MP and ask the question – address it to Bongo Bongo Land
    C/O House of Common Purpose,
    Bongo Bongo Land UK.

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    ديفيد كاميرون says:

    IED Mubarak!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Would Sssslimey Ssssslithering Ssssnakes fit the bill?

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    National Socialist says:

    Absolute bollocks!

    The national socialists put their own population first (the clue is in the word national). NS severely limit immigration on grounds of defence of the indigenous population.

    You are a useful idiot and I claim my £5.

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    Dweeb says:

    That’s not Tower Hamlets. It is monocultural. I see no diversity.

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    E.I.D says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    To quote a posting / comment on here some months ago – Apologies to whoever it was but it wasn’t me

    “You cannot be racist towards a religion”.

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    Yellpw Sun over Bongo Bongo Land says:

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    A Poster says:

    Someone above, who I think may be on the left of the spectrum, brought up an interesting name: Galton


    Replace the !’s with i’s in the URL, read, enjoy, and recall the recent reports about Z!mbabwe.

    Incidentally, I consider his work to be very profoundly racist. If you read that article which was published in the Times, please form your own opinion.

    This is some of the background to the ideology of the left and the eugenics / fabian / tavistock movements.

    As a libertarian, I am opposed to this mode of thinking, and prefer to live my life free of ideological thoughts which are influenced by it.

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    Fishy says:

    Within half a dozen words it’s clear that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about…just spouting pre-prepared rhetoric that he brought to the studio in his colouring book

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    Weygand says:

    Unprofessional is the word. G-M completely lost the plot and was made to appear as part of the political media charade (which of course he is).

    I recall that he also managed to lose Tarantino during an interview.

    Afraid he’s just not very good at his job – and (for him) to add injury to insult, he will probably have boosted the UKIP vote.

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    Notatwitter says:

    Wow how interesting, did you take Gord? Most incredible thing is 4 people have this as a favourite.

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    Hain shows true fascist colours says:

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    Skywatch says:

    Dale was asserting that Godfrey’s remarks would lose UKIP votes. Everything I’ve seen and heard today suggests otherwise.

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    DM Gradfather Clock says:

    Similar happened a few days ago over Doreen Lawrence: her elevation to the Lords saw near total hostility from the DM’s readers.

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    A Word To Mr. Hain says:

    Your credibility is paper thin, and your platform is quite shaky.

    I do not think you are on the right side of this argument, and as you have resorted to ad hominem attack at the outset, you have already lost it.

    Good day sir.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    So your an out and out Communist then eh Mr Orange?

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    Barbary Ape says:

    98.7% of us voted against shared sovereignty with Spain, you tra1torous cvnt.

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    JadedJean says:

    The science of Individual Differences (in fact, this is central to the entire experimental method) is to assume the Null Hypothesis but try to reject it. That is, one assumes, a priori equality or randomness between groups on a variable or set of variables, and then tests to see if the groups are in fact (a posteriori) equal. Where group mean differences depart from what would be expected by random sampling error alone, one has a lawful effect at work. What scientists do is look for differences having assumed equality/randomness. It is not racist/sexist etc to detect and report group differences (ref Galton, Pearson, Spearman and Fisher’s role in statistics and biometrics). It is the very hallmark of good scientific research. This ability is selected in higher education. Those who repeatedly ignore this, or who heckle/denigrate those who go about doing this work, and especially those who point out the dire economic implications of neglecting it, are either a) incorrigibly not very bright; b) political subversives; c) economic predators/opportunists or d) psychiatrically disturbed, I suggest.

    Your views have been adventiously socially conditioned by what appears to you to be socially desirable. That is, you publicly express views which you think make you appear more attractive. At root, however, this is just vanity – egocenticism, and is an extreme form narcissism. I am saying this is the infantile disorder of anarchism/Bolshevism (to be markedly contrasted with statism/Stalinism aka Old Labour).

    Just a few other offensive (eugenicist) people:

    Darwin, Spearman, Pearson, Fisher, Huxley (Julius – cf UNESCO) Burt, Cattell, Haldane, Thompson, Keynes, Russell, Wells, Stopes, Shaw Churchill, Chamberlain, Crick…to name just a few.

    Maybe you, and a few others’ egocentricity makes you unwitting accomplices (footsoldiers) in the demise of a culture and race?…

    Mass psychology (propaganda via education) is a very powerful tool of demographic warfare :(

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    Lee Grasper, Racial Arsonist, in a few years' time, says:

    Since you used the word “monkey,” we can assume you are a racist, as “Alabama Porch Monkey” is a racist term used in America with which you cannot be unfamiliar. Your claims of innocence will be disregarded as disingenuous. Report yourself to your local police station and turn yourself in for inciting racial hatred.

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    A Communitarian Conundrum says:

    Communitarianism not National Socialism is the problem.

    Particularly with the EU.

    As for international socialism, that perhaps would not put the interests of people in specific countries first, however it would look after very dearly the few who were running it.

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    JH78567567567467 says:

    Strange, isn’t it. At the time that was considered the height of sophistication in advertising.

    Now it just looks shit.

    Just as music hall is embarrassing to watch now, so is that. Are we finally tired of being sold shit?

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    The Public says:

    He is so well paid he does not need to care where nation’s money is being pissed away. Its a pity really, he once showed genuine promise as a journalist, but now he is just another smug fool spinning a line.

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    JadedJean says:

    Postscript: Think of mass low-skilled immigration as like spinkling another grade of seed amongst crops. Will it make any difference if the new seed propagates faster?

    Famous eugenicists: Darwin, Galton (his cousin, coined the word, started differential psychology), Pearson (correlation coefficient) Fisher (ANOVA and father of population genetics, plus design of experiments), JM Keynes (once famous economist), N. Chamberlain (PM, appeaser) – lots more too many to mention. Today, see Steve Jones and most sensible people with any knowledge of science.

    Infamous eugenicists: Hitler and National Socialist Germany (lost WWII, ergo very bad people).

    Who might want to sprinkle seed amongst another farmer’s crop? Might they be deemed an enemy within (or over the fence)? A competitor?

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    Anonymous says:

    Tower Hamlets is mono cultural.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do excuse me BUT – you may just have suffered a temporary amnesia moment and forgotten to mention the traitourous Labour and Liberal Democrat parties.

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    Anonymous says:

    I see you hate people who call other people racists.

    That makes you a bongo loving racist as well…

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    Bongo Bob says:

    Ooooow get her!

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    Homeopathy says:

    He’s living in the past, poor fellow. His past glory in digging up a cricket pitch has implanted itself in his mind and he thinks he is still living in that era.

    Could be altzheimer’s brought on by excessive use of tanning products.

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    Anonymous says:

    In the Daily Mail article the comments were getting 5000 and 6000 reccomendations in favour of Godfrey.

    Surprise surprise they’ve removed that article.

    The DM, the Telegraph, are both pro EU to their core.
    They both hate UKIP and pander like dogs to the establishment LibLabCon.
    Neither are our friend, and any anti EU articles they allow, are done in despite of, rather than because of…. It’s is through gritted teeth they publish them.

    With propganda on all sides of the MSM like this, the anti EU referendum out campaign is already lost. Expect to see more and more blatant and gutter political interference.

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    The Focus Group says:

    Dale is a sad case. He should look in the mirror. It is guys like him who caused the rise of UKIP

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    Normal Guy says:

    None believes you Tony. If someone were to take the law into their own hands and punish you for your crimes, it would be illegal, but hardly unjust.

    Now you need protection round the clock. You pretend it is because of terror threats from foreign extremists, but the real danger you probably face is bumping into one of your fellow countrymen.

    How sad is that?

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    A Poster says:

    I can assure that my views are not broadcast out of narcissism.

    They are though broadcast on a libertarian blog to others, with the opportunity of debate and refinement.

    The problem with certain sciences is that they are by their nature somewhat controversial. The means do not always justify the end, and the benefit to society is not always positive.

    As the global warming fiasco demonstrated recently, science can be politicized and science which is solely dependent on statistical analysis can lose its principal objectivity. At that point it is no longer science, but fiction / propaganda.

    The same criticism can be leveled at other more traditional scientific fields. The giveaway is when after years of research there is no experimental result to back up theory.

    People understand science to be a credible framework which produces absolute results.

    They are not generally taught that science is a philosophical framework which attempts to identify factual explanations for repeatable phenomena, but that the models derived (except in a couple of instances) are not absolute.

    The belief in absolutes, incidentally, is a hallmark of the fascist mindset.

    Another example of negative science is the research which was carried out on concentration camp inmates during WWII in Europe, and POWs in the Pacific theater. Pressure effects on the human body were one result, the best treatment for frostbite another.

    The mindset and early work of individuals such as Galton fed directly into those atrocities, historical facts which some have attempted to revise completely out of the historical record.

    Some of the WWII research was ostensibly more scientific than global warming, but fails the tests of morality and ethics which science is ultimately subservient to.

    Science serves humanity, not the other way round.

    I do object strongly to the sciences which attempt to classify people irresponsibly, as such collectivist pattern making erodes the individuals humanity and being. These are the early dark steps which lead to socialist / statist hells which many libertarians are quite vocal about, and which the twentieth century was testament to.

    Ducking behind the barricade of jargon avoids confronting and debating the real issues, as does the attack on the man and not the ball we witnessed today with Mr. Bloom.

    My views are very assuredly my own, and certainly not a result of conditioning by the modern UK media.

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    Skywatch says:

    +loads. Scary really and any chance of an OUT vote, the knives would really come out.

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    A Poster says:

    Thank you for postscript.

    The seed / crop analogy is not appropriate for people.

    The logical conclusion is to question the relative merits of the pure stock versus the hybrids. Hybrids generally are weaker and a farmer prefers his crop to be strong and better yielding. This is absent the avenues of invasive species (J@panese Knotweed ?) and such things as hemlock getting into hay. You can see where that line of reasoning leads. Not good.

    Equivocating people to plants by this analogy denies them their humanity and individual identity.

    As such I would urge a careful reflection, and whilst not criticizing yourself, I do object very strongly to the model and argument you have presented and cannot comment further on it.

    I would suggest more careful use of asyndeton in presenting your arguments as in this case it does not strengthen it.

    Consider the people and the individuals rather than the aggregate groups. Being able to keep in perspective both group and individual, and being able to see the situation from many sets of eyes – many across the different ethnic groups and backgrounds – some of the real problems which are existent now become quite clear.

    The one guidance that would work mutually for all is: Do no harm.

    It will be interesting to see what direction people shift in. If the UK public opinion does revert to back to its mean, then one should be prepared for a good few years of libertarian power before those that seek to deny individual liberty start their process of oppression again.

  313. 313
    DM watch says:

    I too noticed that. Before they pulled it, they removed several heavily green-arrowed comments opposing the elevation; and any comments for, the number of red arrows was astonishing

  314. 314
    Musicologist says:

    The most easily identifiable Afr!can drum is the djembe.

    Bongos, Congas etc. are all Latin percussive instruments.

    The regulated broadcast media today have projected the rac!st connotations.

    Perhaps some letters to Ofcom ?

  315. 315
    GORDON poo poo BROWN says:

    New name and Act required !

  316. 316
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:


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  317. 317
    Jimmy's Rightie Quote Of The Day (Archive Classic) says:

    Lega Nord MEP Mario Borghezio has been expelled from the Europe of Freedom and Democracy Group, of which UKIP is a member, in the European Parliament today after a majority of MEPs voted in favour of the move.

    UKIP leader and EFD Group co-president Nigel Farage said: “I made it clear at the last Europe of Freedom and Democracy Group meeting that unless Mr Borghezio was expelled that UKIP would leave the Group.

    “Mr Borghezio has now been expelled for his repugnant comments.

    “We have sent out an unmistakable signal that racist comments are unacceptable. UKIP are opposed to racism of all kinds and we are happy this matter has dealt with swiftly and definitively by our colleagues in the Europe of Freedom and Democracy Group.”

    [lemon party statement may 2013]

  318. 318
    Bongo PR troll says:

    Hmm BBC – Bongo Bongo Corp ?

  319. 319
    Maq­boul says:

    Al ham da gorillaz, Brother Amstell

  320. 320
    Anonymous says:

    And Get ed Milliband

  321. 321
    Even Dave Milli reckons his brother is losing it says:

    David questions Ed on welfare policy: Former MP says Labour should stop opposing every cut – and even mocks him over one of his pet policies

    Read more:–mocks-pet-policies.html#ixzz2bLu3XiQw

  322. 322
    Lou Scannon says:

    When no-one was looking – how courageous of you.

  323. 323
    doh says:

    like to see ministers ‘make do and mend’

    what a slimy little c’unt but typical of a tory lord

  324. 324
    Bazinga! says:

    Because parents are mongs. Don’t give kids with internet enables mobiles and keep your computer in the living room.

    Simples but clearly too much for much of the brain dead breeding mongs these days.

  325. 325
    Confused Jungle Bunny says:

    What are LBFM’s? Are they milfy LGBT’s?

  326. 326
    Ex Longterm Tory Supporter says:

    What a lovely morning!

    One day nearer to Dave’s eviction from No.10. The clock’s ticking for the bastard.

  327. 327
    Lou Scannon says:

    And the message is ……. ???

  328. 328
    Shooting yourself an the foot and other idiocies says:

    So you actually are voting for a Labour government then cos’ that’s what a vote for UKIP will mean and if that happens you can say goodbye to a referendum on EU membership and look forward to an even closer union with Europe

  329. 329
    Lou Scannon says:

    Voting for Cameron’s bunch of fraudsters will produce a result indistinguishable from all the crap that we’ve had to put up with for years now. A vote for Cameron is a vote for Labour’s twisted way of thinking.

    To hell with the LibLabCon – they’re all traitors.

    Vote UKIP.

  330. 330
    Bazinga! says:

    Mine’s a pint Anjem and don’t forget the bacon roll. Now chop chop.

  331. 331
    MMMmmmmmfffff says:

    can’t even have serfs and exercise droit de (not even bothered to google the correct spellin)

  332. 332
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    So referring to Bongo is racist

    But taking taxes off poor people in Britain (and let’s not forget 50 per cent of children in Britain live below the bread line), and those collective millions to rich despots in Congo, is perfectly fine.

    I’m glad we’ve got that straight.

  333. 333
    Ham Jam Chowder says:

    Islam will rule the galaxy! We will have sharia on Pluto!

  334. 334
    Ex Longterm Tory Supporter says:

    Spot on.

    Dave is just the latest of the virtually identical LibLabConners that have ruined the U.K.

  335. 335
    Bazinga! says:

    Of course it is, what else do you think Nikki Campbell and Richard Bacon talk to Polly Toynbee about at their Islington wine bar evenings?

    It makes lefties feel all warm inside.

  336. 336
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Choudary, you are yesterday’s news.

  337. 337
    Heel Patch says:

    Pathetic mods.

  338. 338
    Mullah Owen Jones says:

    Happy_EID_MUBARAK to all ma muslim brothers and sisters…may Allah guard and protect y’all

  339. 339
    Raving Loon says:

    It’s annoying that he expressed a valid point, but did so using the language of a caveman. Detracts from the real issue of ending foreign aid.

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    This is so pathetic.

    I would much rather live in a wealthy vibrant country with ever increasing numbers of millionaires.

    The lack of ambition in the Uk is staggering

  341. 341
    Len McCluskey says:

    C’m ‘ere lad, I have a pork sword for you

  342. 342
    Dave is the enemy, not Bloom. says:

    When Dave obeyed the EUSSR Diktat and introduced sodomy and laboratory children into marriage he lost the rght to be a British MP.

    Mr Bloom merely uttered a few words that rang true to most and offended the professional faux offense takers, at the BBC and the Guardian, while Dave has DESTROYED what it is to be married I Britain.

  343. 343
    Language of the BBC not Cavemen says:

    Err no he didn’t use the language of a caveman. Until the end of the 80s the BBC documentary visited bongo bongo land twice weekly living and analysing the bongo bongo natives and they won many prizes for their work. They even went so far as to say no one from the outside world must visit these tribes other than BBC film crews.

    Oddly not one of these documentaries is to be seen on Youtube today. But thanks to the BBC documentary bongo bongo land is in the vocabulary of 50% of the nation and it’s wrong to eradicate bongo bongo thoughts with the law.

    Just like Jim’ll fix it seems incredible now so too is the 70s and 80s BBC documentary.

  344. 344
    The Piss soaked tramp known as TAT says:


    Saudi Arabia dangles lucrative arms deal in front of Russia in exchange for dropping Assad – report

  345. 345
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t bring Dianne Abbott into this.

  346. 346
    Anonymous says:

    So you can both (or one read). Now try living.

    There is no use in life regurgitating the ramblings of those that can not deliver. It is written already. If you believe you are a marketing exercise for these beliefs then it falls to you to find a way to do that in today’s world. But when identifying the target audience, the idea is to fit in with their mode of operation so that you do not stand apart as an outcasts from the beginning.

    You are like the kids in the play ground that want to run up an down while the long skipping rope is being used. Yes you stand out, but no one follows your example.

  347. 347
    Anonymous says:

    Daft since it was government intervention (backed by the manufacturers) that put all the repair men out of business. The cost and red tape to repair an item is just too large to make it worth it.

    This also removed a large area of 50-65 age employment. The government made sure that items could not be repaired so moved the profits to the overseas manufacturers. Look at the EU directives.

  348. 348
    The Labour Party says:

    We hope not.

  349. 349
    Anon says:

    Here is the original interview on Today R4, its better than the Sky interview and he totally outclasses Naughtie which is a joy to listen to.

    If went on Desert Island Discs I think this is one of the records I’d take with me..

    Maughtie sounds pathetic, and for once has to try and justify himself with a long bleat…. hilarious. He can’t quite belive he is being spoke to by an honest speaking adult, rather than some sycophantic MP desparatley spinning the BBC version of socialist dreams or apologising for not being the precise BBC version of politically correct that is demanded or having a car engine that is too big or looking objectivly at windmill nonsense.

  350. 350
    Anon says:

    Here is the original interview on Today R4, its better than the Sky interview and he totally outclasses Naughtie which is a joy to listen to.

    If went on Desert Island Discs I think this is one of the records I’d take with me..

    Maughtie sounds pathetic, and for once has to try and justify himself with a long bleat…. hilarious. He can’t quite belive he is being spoke to by an honest speaking adult, rather than some sycophantic MP desparatley spinning the BBC version of socialist dreams or apologising for not being the precise BBC version of politically correct that is demanded or having a car engine that is too big or looking objectivly at windmill nonsense.

  351. 351
    Sid Viscous says:

    Why does everybody seem to think that only Tory voters will switch to UKIP, thus allowing Labour in? Plenty of Labour voters will switch too – it could be the death knell for the 3-in-1 system we currently suffer under. And the prospect of Con/Lab/UKIP all getting around 30% of the GE vote – what larks!

    Vote UKIP!

  352. 352
    Dealing with Labour mandacity says:

    Lega Nord is not in the UK and Borghezio is not an MEP.

    The attack of Borghezio on Kyenge was not only below the somewhat low standards of !talian politic, but was very direct and unmistakable in its motivation.

    Borghezio was expelled from ‘Europe of Freedom and Democracy’ not UKIP, and support for that expulsion was pretty much across the board inclusive of UKIP.

    Your argument sounds more like you are questioning UKIPs support of that expulsion, so you perhaps you would have preferred Borghezio to not be expelled ? That would not imply you support Borghezio, but would be a very enlightened position for the left to take, defending free speech, which seems incredible.

    In any case the attempted parallel is false.

    As Bloom stated in the C4 interview somewhat honestly, this is all politics and what goes on between politicians is a game. Borghezio was not.

    Rushanara Ali being the one MP out of apparent step with Labour in condemning proves that Labour realize they cannot make the rac!st case here, she being somewhat the canary in a coal mine. It would further weaken their credibility and they have already lost that argument to public opinion. They do have seats to worry about.

    That should speak volumes about how Labour operate politically.

    Labour have bigger problems to deal with, namely leadership, funding scandals, NHS death camps, support of zero worker contracts, seats / selection for cash, lack of credible opposition, poor representation of their constituents and treating the public with now recognized contempt.

    Those items, in particular failing to meet their democratic obligations are causing great harm to the people.

    Thinking in Lincoln’s terms, the time that the majority of people can be fooled is over. Labour perhaps should ‘Get Over It’.

  353. 353
    Anon says:

    Here here

  354. 354
    Dr Llarregub says:

    Serious answers…
    Personally, I cannot find any reason to hate people because of their skin or physical appearance. But I do strongly hate people who are manufacturing divisions between black and white to further some kind of left wing standpoint, having failed to arouse the workers for a socialist revolution. This means, I hate the so called champions of blacks among media liberals.

  355. 355
    who why what where when says:

    G-M also admitted that he “didn’t care” about the billions spent in overseas aid, but was more concerned about the words bongo bongo.
    Which just about sums up why programmes like C4 News and Newsnight are hemorrhaging viewers.Former viewers do care,very deeply,about such issues.

  356. 356
    Common Sense says:

    LibLabCon, three cheeks of the same ar$e…

    Vote LibLabCon, Vote EU…

  357. 357
    Common Sense says:

    Do hate Gibralter Polly ?

  358. 358
    Common Sense says:

    Do you hate Gibralter Polly ?

  359. 359
    Anonymous says:

    Well the old bongo bongo smear campain has back fired in spades. Its big news in all the papers and on the net where the comments supporting G Bloom are over whelming, in fact its hard to find a comment that critisises him. Crosbys underhand smear team must be mortified for they have given UKIP a massive boost and all from an insignificant comment made over five weeks ago. Now ethier bloom planned this as a publicty move to get his point across or the under the radar team have lost the plot

    I said it would all end in tears so good on yer Bloom, sock it to em I will vote UKIP with a smile

    Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  360. 360
    Is it me? says:

    He got owned by Godfrey!

  361. 361
    Common Sense says:

    Vote LibLabCon, get the EU…

  362. 362
    Anon says:

    As Lord Lamont says, anything Cameron negotiates will be “inconsequential”.

    1) Cameron is not going to give an EU in out vote in 2017
    2) Cameron hasn’t got enough time to re-negotiate our relationship before 2017
    3) Even if he did have enough time, the EU (and only France this week) have been very clear that nothing can be changed and they will not support it.
    4) It is impossible to negotiate with the EU unless you serve Article 50 Notice to Leave, and then negotiate.
    5) Cameron is a cast iron liar.

    If you vote for any of the LibLabCon, you are voting for the EU and everything that “Ever Closer Union” represents, ie loss of UK soverignty and democracy.

    Traitors the lot of them.

  363. 363
    Anon says:

    Spot on

  364. 364
    Daily Fail more like says:

    The Daily Mail are being paid a fortune by Simon Cowell via Max Clifford to cut and paste daily bollox stories about him and his talentless wannabees.

  365. 365
    Adam says:

    Just more proof of how UKIP are nothing more than a buch of amateurs who shouldn’t be taken seriously.

  366. 366
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Get back to Dave’s cock Tory boy.

  367. 367
  368. 368
    Ray Cyst says:

    Spot on. I support UKIP largely because of their anti-PC stance. That’s why the party should back Godfrey to the hilt.

  369. 369
    Anonymous says:

    Thanks for adding the link. I think its great. Cheers

  370. 370
    Anonymous says:

    Once in Greys Inn Rd near ITV where I worked, I went into a cafe and asked for a table. There wasn’t one free but there was some space on a table and waiter asked if I could join. Presently a chap returned to the table who happened to be G-M and his friend said does he mind if I sit there. G-M turned and gave me such an arrogant, puffed up look. It was very amusing.

  371. 371
    Jabba Le Chat says:

  372. 372
    Anonymous says:

    A lovely example of BBC bias this morning when the Today prog allowed an anti-Boris rant from a woman who was being interviewed about ways of preventing theft of mobile phones.

  373. 373
    Anonymous says:

    I always thought it referred to Asian bar girls – little brown fuck machines.

  374. 374
    Anonymous says:

  375. 375
    A White British male. says:

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with racism.

  376. 376
    Anonymous says:

    Went on the Bongo trail at Longleat, can’t see where they spent 11 billion though

  377. 377

    Nice bongos. Look forward to future post.

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