August 5th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


193 Comments

  1. 1
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    Someone seeing double this morning?

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    • 8
      Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

      There must be a clue here somewhere.

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      • 15
        iMod says:

        The second cartoon has been moderated. It just disappeared.

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        • 32
          Butch bumboy Dave says:

          Is it too late to send my very best wishes for a record medal haul to our world-beating, funded full time by broke hideously white lottery playing plebs, swimmers in Barcelona?

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          • England football team says:

            Don’t worry Mr Arsebandit Dave, we’ll make up for it by bringing home the World Cup from Brazil, keeping up the ‘Feelgood Factor’ to brainwash the plebs. You can fix it, like you did for the record Olympics medal haul and Andy Murray winning Wimbledon, right?

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          • Persila Von Bio says:

            For whiter than white brainwashing buy into New Improved Labour with 10 times the disasters of the original version

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    • 19
      Vegy Burger says:

      Lab grown burger from stem cells tasting in London today. You can order one for £250,000. Doesn’t it make more sense to make one day a week a Vegetarian day?

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    • 20
      A Right Fucking Bastard says:

      The usual fucking shite from this knobhead. Hey, Rich- you can’t fucking draw and your fucking jokes are about as funny as leukaemia.

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  2. 2
    Bored says:

    who the fuck is this meant to be?

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    • 13
      Rugmuncher says:

      Obviously an advert for a hairpiece stand.

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    • 14
      Rug Spotter says:

      Obviously an advert for a hairpiece stand.

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    • 80
      Eloc Yrrah says:

      I think it is supposed to be that Mercan guy that Dave Boy has bought over to plan strategy for the EU and UK elections, you know the one who got Obama in.
      I want to congratulate you all you frackers out there, fracking is coming to Tory heart heartland darn sarth, http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/aug/04/fracking-resistance-southern-nimbys-minister

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      • 154
        Village Idiot says:

        …..The new boy should be told that tinkering with immigration stunts in an un British way will not cut it as only withdrawal from the corrupt gravy train that is the EU will do…The immigration problem could be eliminated if UKBA did their job at the gate,not unpleasant,unBritish bloody vans,but no one has the determination to deal with the problem at source??

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    • 136
      jimbooo says:

      I think the one on the left is retardEd but then again he looks too purposeful, the stare needs to be more vacant.

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      • 177
        T-party says:

        You need to see the subtle detail.
        Note President Obama is half white and half red.
        That had me roflmao.

        I showed 10 random Americans in Times Square, a photograph of the VP and only 2 people knew who it was. But 9 out of 10 recognised and could name Justin Bieber.

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  3. 3
    ballsup says:

    Six of one and 7 twelfths of another.

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  4. 4
    Bored says:

    Can’t we have some good sleazy stories like politicians called Weiner emailing photos of their cocks to strange women on the internet?

    What about Chuka Umunna – he’s got some shit in the closet, we all know that

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Who is it?

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  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Guido goes away the place falls to bits.FFS

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    • 67
      Conspiracy Theorist says:

      Claire Perry looks to be up for spoiling Guido’s holiday now that she has sought legal advice re “Screen Grab-gate” of her website.

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      • 191
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Will be watching this one – looks like it’s gonna be real fun – from The Public Interest perspective.

        And who’s side will the judiciary fall down on – remember they have ‘form’!

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    • 182
      Eloc Yrrah says:

      Which Geeds do you mean, PS seems to have been doing a “Gordon” for sometime now, HC is in control, PS always used to disappear to France for a couple of months or so.

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  7. 7
    Whiffler says:

    Who are these chaps ?

    Milliband _ Mitchell – Stelling

    do I win ?

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  8. 9
    meagain says:

    Is he this new toy boy for the coming election? The one used by obama.

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      Eloc Yrrah says:

      I guess so, its the smirk that does it, Dave likes folks around him that have a strange smirk

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  9. 12
    Robinson D says:

    Eh?

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  10. 16
    Fire up the Quattro says:

    Now I know. Poor cartoon though.

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  11. 17
    Jack Point says:

    It wasn’t really funny the first time.

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    From the camp site on the Adriatic says:

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  13. 22
    CON GAIN says:

    This strategist has got Labour rattled. He’s winning before he’s even started work.

    The Conservatives have the right people and the right polices.

    Labour have Ed Miliband and Len McCluskey.

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      Anonymous says:

      Considering what vile types Labour used to have in PR jobs, what is wrong with them now ? in one sense its nice not to have constant inane “class” comments from them,is there trouble at “t– Mill ” ?

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      Dave putting the con in conservative says:

      The tories have wet one-term Dave, gay marriage, immigration, high taxes, and an abiding love for EU dictatorship.

      One will vote UKIP.

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  14. 23
    Watcher says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10222092/Cameron-strategy-guru-attacks-Clarkes-Ukip-remarks.html

    “Cameron strategy guru attacks Clarke’s Ukip remarks ”
    Or, to put it more accurately, Crosby draws attention to Clarkes anti UKIP remarks as part of the strategy to keep negative comments in the public’s eye. The strategy established by this fellow is so manipulatively and transparently childish.

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  15. 24
    Bing Crosby says:

    Who is it?

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  16. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Is it the Australian prime minister?

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  17. 26
    Thhe Thickest woman in Britain says:

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      a non says:

      Don’t see why I should just pay, through the no-s.
      Diane makes her bed and ‘lies’ in it.

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    • 35
      Raving Loon says:

      She truly is dense. I don’t believe that she went to Cambridge. Reducing someone’s benefits is not a tax. If you say other wise you are either:

      1) Lying
      2) Thick

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      • 47
        Fed Up says:

        I suggest both.

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          Judges wig says:

          The courts just dismissed the term used as incorrect and its not a tax. The original and continued use of the term is in contempt of that court. Its use is of course done purely as a malicious method of stirring up or ” inciting” trouble. I suggest the person concerned needs to be very careful to its continued use as incitement can have dire consequences in our laws that oversee these issues.

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      • 155
        Village Idiot says:

        ……In the early 70′s I knew farm labourers who were far more intelligent and worldly wise than Abbot,and,they did real work that actually contributed to this once great country instead of being in the pay of taxpayers money for spouting absolute rubbish…..

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    • 65
      Jabba Le Chat says:

      A black kid asks his mother, “What’s a democracy?”

      “Well, son,” the mother said, “that’s when white folks work every day so we can gets all our benefits, you knows like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, WIC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, & the list goes on & on, you knows”.

      “But mama, don’t the white people get mad about that?”, the kid asked.

      The mother replied, “Sure they do, that’s called racism!”

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    • 77
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Abbott becomes more stupid each and every day. How is this possible?

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      Anonymous says:

      I bet this sort of claptrap goes down a treat with her constituents – she knows her audience.

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    You all could do with a doctor says:

    All you right wing loons who kept saying the new Dr Who would be a black disabled lesbian immigrant look rather insane now, as usual, after the bbc cast a white male aged 55. Same way you all said the bbc would rig the sports personality award so that it wouldn’t go to Bradley Wiggins but to a black disabled gay terrorist, and in the end it went to Bradley Wiggins. Don’t get me wrong – it’s your prerogative and your right to hate whoever you want. If your dream is to see all blacks, homosexuals and disabled people die, that’s up to you. But this constant paranoid mantra which is proven wrong every single time only serves to throw your insanity into sharp relief. I look forward to your posts about how the next James Bond will be a black one legged lesbian, only for them to cast a white male actor, followed by your certainty that the next Batman will be a black gay disabled mexican and so on, etc.

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      The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

      I think you need a doctor.

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        Don't dodge the issue says:

        Is the new Dr Who a black lesbian one legged single mother?

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      • 75
        Maqboul says:

        Yes that’s all we talk about on here – lefty black disabled lesbians. Or is this selfrighteous nutjob seeing posts which don’t exist?

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          Don't dodge the issue says:

          Well, do you really want me to embarrass you by copying and pasting all the posts which said those things? I know many of you post insane drivel and then forget about it, so I understand it’s awkward when that insanity is exposed in the cold light of day, at which point you simply say no one made such comments. There’s nothing self-righteous about my comment. If anyone’s self righteous, it’s the loons who post incessantly that the Sports Personality, new Dr Who etc are all going to be disabled black lesbians. Don’t get annoyed just because I’m quoting back what your fellow loons have posted.

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          Don't dodge the issue says:

          Well, do you really want me to embarrass you by copying and pasting all the posts which said those things? I know many of you post insane drivel and then forget about it, so I understand it’s awkward when that insanity is exposed in the cold light of day, at which point you simply say no one made such comments. There’s nothing self-righteous about my comment. If anyone’s self righteous, it’s the loons who post that the new Dr Who etc is going to be disabled black lesbians. Not my words. Don’t get annoyed just because I’m quoting back what your fellow window lickers have posted.

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          Don't dodge the issue says:

          Well, do you really want me to embarrass you by quoting all the posts which said those things? I know many of you post and then forget about it, so I understand it’s awkward when that insanity is exposed in the cold light of day, at which point you simply say no one made such comments. There’s nothing self righteous about my comment. If anyone’s self righteous, it’s the cranks who post that the new Dr Who is going to be a disabled b*ack lesbian. Not my words. Don’t get annoyed just because I’m quoting back what your fellow window lickers have posted.

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        • 116
          Don't dodge the issue says:

          Is the new Dr Who a disabled bl*ck lesbian, as was predicted here? Very simple question. Thanks.

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          • Cardinal Biggles says:

            You seem a bit obsessed with Dr. Who.

            I didn’t realise it was still going; the last time I watched it, the doctor was played by William Hartnell and was in mortal peril from the Zarbies, or something.

            Anyway, if you can’t take a joke, maybe you shouldn’t wander around these hallowed web pages.

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          • Don't dodge the issue says:

            “You seem a bit obsessed with Dr. Who.”

            Not really. Just pointing out the comments made by others here.

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          • Martin Luther King says:

            Yes

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          Don't dodge the issue says:

          BBC says:
          August 4, 2013 at 12:19 pm

          As a clue to the masses that cannot wait until this evening, the inside of the Doctor Who time machine will be in the form of a mo sque. The new Doctor Who will sport a long black beard and will be a caliph.
          Rumours that the top of the machine will be in the shape of a minaret are purely speculative.

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          Anonymous says:
          August 4, 2013 at 5:55 pm

          Will Owen Jones be the new Dr Who? He’s been quiet on twitter today.
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          Dr Who is a re-cycled Socialist says:
          August 4, 2013 at 6:11 pm

          Nah….Stella Creasy or JK Rowling
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          Noooooo…Not her!!! says:
          August 4, 2013 at 6:18 pm

          Well the BBC would want someone who is:

          Bl*ck
          Female
          Marxist
          A legislator for Homosexual marriage
          A man made Global warming advocate
          An Atheist
          A Tweeter
          And hates Tony Blair

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          quasimodo says:
          August 4, 2013 at 6:36 pm

          I believe you forgot the hump and / or club foot.
          Otherwise spot on

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          Zoe Ball says:
          August 4, 2013 at 7:00 pm

          Join me tonight on BBC 1 at 7pm in which the next actor to play Dr Who is revealed!
          Female, bl*ck, gay or disabled you can be sure s/he will be a life long labour party supporter and red to the core!

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          Selohesra says:
          August 4, 2013 at 10:06 am

          New Dr Who revealed tonight – expecting blind,b*ack lesbian with one leg – only doubt is whether she will be Shi-ite or Sunni
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          BBC Rent Boy says:
          August 4, 2013 at 10:16 am

          I don’t think so, I’ve sucked the right cocks in the right places and so the jobs mine.
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          Two Dogs of Empiricism says:
          August 4, 2013 at 10:23 am

          You are probably right, save I would add that she will also be bearded and travel in a wind turbine mast.

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          Don't dodge the issue says:

          Come back Maqboul!

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      The Right (Wo)man For The Job says:

      & Doreen Lawrence was absolutely the best candidate to become a peer of the realm!

      Woman – tick
      Black – tick
      Drug Dealer Son – tick

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        Don't doge the issue says:

        Is the new Dr Who a black lesbian one legged single mother?

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      • 59
        Jack Straw, fierce patriot - of Israel says:

        if only Will was black too.

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          Don't dodge the issue says:

          BBC says:
          August 4, 2013 at 12:19 pm

          As a clue to the masses that cannot wait until this evening, the inside of the Doctor Who time machine will be in the form of a mo sque. The new Doctor Who will sport a long black beard and will be a caliph.
          Rumours that the top of the machine will be in the shape of a minaret are purely speculative.

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          Anonymous says:
          August 4, 2013 at 5:55 pm

          Will Owen Jones be the new Dr Who? He’s been quiet on twitter today.
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          Dr Who is a re-cycled Socialist says:
          August 4, 2013 at 6:11 pm

          Nah….Stella Creasy or JK Rowling
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          185
          Noooooo…Not her!!! says:
          August 4, 2013 at 6:18 pm

          Well the BBC would want someone who is:

          Bl*ck
          Female
          Marxist
          A legislator for Homosexual marriage
          A man made Global warming advocate
          An Atheist
          A Tweeter
          And hates Tony Blair

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          quasimodo says:
          August 4, 2013 at 6:36 pm

          I believe you forgot the hump and / or club foot.
          Otherwise spot on

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          Zoe Ball says:
          August 4, 2013 at 7:00 pm

          Join me tonight on BBC 1 at 7pm in which the next actor to play Dr Who is revealed!
          Female, bl*ck, gay or disabled you can be sure s/he will be a life long labour party supporter and red to the core!

          ===

          Selohesra says:
          August 4, 2013 at 10:06 am

          New Dr Who revealed tonight – expecting blind,b*ack lesbian with one leg – only doubt is whether she will be Shi-ite or Sunni
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          383
          BBC Rent Boy says:
          August 4, 2013 at 10:16 am

          I don’t think so, I’ve sucked the right cocks in the right places and so the jobs mine.
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          Two Dogs of Empiricism says:
          August 4, 2013 at 10:23 am

          You are probably right, save I would add that she will also be bearded and travel in a wind turbine mast.

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        • 193
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Could your comment disappear in the next 24 hours?

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    • 64
      pcBBC says:

      The BBC have just announced:
      Robin Hood – Friar Tuck is to be played by a tall, slim, black actor as a gay atheist.
      Oliver Twist – Oliver is played by a black actor but his grandparents are both white.
      Merlin- Guinevere is to be played by a Muslim serving wench old enough to be King Arthurs mother.

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          Anonymous says:

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          • Don't dodge the issue says:

            Is the new Dr Who a disabled bl*ck lesbian? Very simple question. Thanks.

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          • Village Idiot says:

            …..Just to appease your slightly unhinged ranting,the new Dr Who is a nice,55year old ,white man,who should do a better job than a one legged,lesbian,black person,so there!!!! (suggest you lighten up a bit,bad for the old BP don’t you know.)

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      • 104
        Don't dodge the issue says:

        Is the new Dr Who a disabled bl*ck lesbian, as was predicted here? Very simple question. Thanks.

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        • 131
          Irony Jones says:

          Some of the posts on this site are racist, vulgar and rude. That is part of the point of this site. Other comments were ironic jokes because the BBC has changed traditional characters in the past while keeping the story lines and time period. See Youtube clips.

          On other sites, the Doctor Who fans were also discussing, in a far more heated way, that the new Doctor should be Black and/or a woman. In the end they returned to the original, traditional character.

          If a new series of Merlin was set in modern day Britain, as was hinted at in the last scene of the last series, it makes more sense to have black characters and actors.

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          • Don't dodge the issue says:

            “Some of the posts on this site are racist, vulgar and rude. That is part of the point of this site.”

            Well, you’re certainly right about that.

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    • 101
      Eloc Yrrah says:

      Don’t get worked up, they don’t like themselves

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    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    What’s happened to my posts this morning? They weren’t awaiting moderation. The posts I replied to have also disappeared.

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  20. 29
    Dial D 4 Denis says:

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      The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

      Socialist government in power in Spain in 2004. Now look at Spain. It is nothing to crow about.

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    • 40
      Englishman says:

      Go back to your own country, Matyjaszek.

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      • 51
        Fed Up says:

        There are not enough aircraft !

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      • 88
        National Socialist says:

        That’s the problem, he is of the cosmopolitan tribe. Only by threatening to confiscate his wealth would he perhaps consider moving to Israel… just like Dame Shirley Porter did in the 90′s.

        Germany saw through the likes of him in the 20′s and 30′s.

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    • 48
      Spanish Flea says:

      The whole Spanish government elected and unelected, national and local is corrupt. Anyone who thinks otherwise is living in cloud cuckoo land.

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      • 108
        Is a piece of rock worth it ? says:

        Seems to me Spanish Govt shooting itself in the foot over suggesting they will levy a fee to cross into Gibraltar as 90% of the traffic to and fro over border between Gib and Spain are Spanish workers who work there and cross over daily mainly because Spain is a total shit hole with a busted economy with deserted towns, motorways that stop in the middle of nowhere and airport built with all the euro loans and totally vacant plus youth unemployment running at 50% plus

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      • 135
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        so no change since the reign of Phillip II then.

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    • 99
      Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

      The only person you ever helped was yourself – whilst we paid for it.

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    • 148
      Matador says:

      Because Spain is bust and they need a look squirrel

      Just wondering if this guy has time to tweet why does he not have time to attend a court hearing?

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    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    Let’s hope the Nasty Party don’t get a majority at the next election. Half the workforce will probably end up with Zero Hour contracts.

    Turning Point for whom I worked during part of the Boom Years and whom I considered a reasonable employer (they paid a few quid above the minimum wage) have just announced that they are sacking most of their staff and re-hiring them – you’ve guessed it – Zero Hour contracts.

    Thank goodness I’m retired and living it up on my benefits and pensions.

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  22. 34
    A Kweer Do says:

    Is it that raving woofter who masquerades as a judge on Britain’s got talent?

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    ZERO HOUR CONTRACTS ! KEEPING A MILLION PEOPLE OFF THE UNEMPLYMENT FIGURES says:

    Well done Dave , yet another landmark piece of legislation in your quest to return this counrty back to the dark ages

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    • 56
      Anonymous says:

      No-one but nutters believe all this bollocks about millions of new jobs having been created.

      Just millions of new lies from Iain Duncan Shithead.

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      • 68
        self-important slaphead says:

        once I clear my throat I’ll kill you, with my special OTC army skills – bumming to death.

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        • 106
          ZERO HOUR CONTRACTS ! KEEPING A MILLION PEOPLE OFF THE UNEMPLYMENT FIGURES says:

          There are more people in NoN Jobs living off the few in real employment these days
          IE all these back to work companies getting paid by us to find people jobs that don’t exist
          agencies that supply bank employees
          No win no fee law firms
          PPI insurance claim companies
          employment advice companies
          race relation companies
          immigration advisors
          prison reformers
          drug addict reformers

          we seem to have companies that are expert in everything who for a fee will advise you etc ?
          the country is now a cess pit

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          • You should Look in the mirror says:

            The vast majority of these contracts were issued under a Labour government
            Sorry but there it is they did not start in May 2010

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          • ZERO HOUR CONTRACTS ! KEEPING A MILLION PEOPLE OFF THE UNEMPLYMENT FIGURES says:

            Yes indeed they were around under the Filth , but it is Dave who has just put this into law
            take into account the millions who work no more than 15 hours (or it will affect my benefits)
            the millions who work only 20 hours (and have that topped up by tax credits)
            and the millions who have absolutely no intention of ever working
            and the sink estate “Baby factories”

            The country is Fucked

            p s
            It was not a lab v tory comment as they are all scum
            it was an observation of just how many people are not working a full week

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          Eloc Yrrah says:

          Maybe MPs could be put on zero hours, so while they are gorging themselves and drinking themselves silly they are not paid, all those bun fight freebies. No travel to work expenses, no rent allowance or paid for mortgages while not at work eg holidays.

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  24. 46
    what now for the femnazis? says:

    After yesterday’s trollop-free day can they be persuaded to shut the fuck up at least for the summer?

    It’s not as if they say anything that normal men and women have any interest in hearing.

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    Pork says:

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      Pissing Hacked Off says:

      Polly linking to a Murdoch subscription channel. Whatever next?

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    • 74
      Is it me? says:

      Surely that’s his fucking job…i.e. to represent his constituents as best as he possibly can.

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      • 78
        Labour hate Britain says:

        That’s too obvious for Polly. And given that most Labour MPs have constituencies that are shitholes she probably thinks an MP’s job is to trash the area.

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        • 118
          Polly Twaddle from high in her TUscany ivory tower with glass roofs and walls says:

          Perhaps Polly ought to look a little closer at the last 13 years of Labour.
          where the hospitals were closed and new ones built same with schools and where the majority of the money was pissed away for little or no return

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    • 83
      nellnewman says:

      Hasn’t she cleared off to her tuscany palace for the summer yet?

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    • 137
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      Poor girl’s been separated from her spellcheck while on holiday in Tuscany.

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  26. 69
    Harriet Harman and Claire Perry says:

    10% of pin numbers are 1234

    http://t.money.uk.msn.com/news/10percent-of-pin-numbers-are-1234-1

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    • 89
      Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

      My banks and credit card companies have always chosen my PIN for me.

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      • 107
        Keep it simple Stupid says:

        What other option do they have when dealing with scousers?

        If you took the trouble though to read the next paragraph, you would discover how to reset he given PIN to a PIN of your own choosing.

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      • 119
        Cashpoint puglian says:

        Errr…you are meant to change them when they arrive so at least you can get access to your bennies

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    • 134
      ZERO HOUR CONTRACTS ! KEEPING A MILLION PEOPLE OFF THE UNEMPLYMENT FIGURES says:

      None of mine are
      they are
      7824
      5175
      9592
      6741

      So there !

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      Lazy Chav Scum says:

      We want a big house & we want it on bennies.

      It our Human Rights innit.

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      • 121
        Anonymous says:

        Sheer desperation
        Give it up the bedroom tax has run its course. Perhaps you should fill in on the blank sheet of paper what the two eds would do.

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        ZERO HOUR CONTRACTS ! KEEPING A MILLION PEOPLE OFF THE UNEMPLYMENT FIGURES says:

        I was out car booting yesterday and as always i am stunned by the sheer ammount of young girls with herds of kids , and always one cooking
        also the fact that at least half on the people are of eastern european or asian origin and they too are mostly up the stick
        I think they realise that a two child cap will come in , in the next few years so they are getting them in now

        unreal

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  28. 85
    nellnewman says:

    I see labour mp’s are urging mlitwit to employ mandy as their election strategist for 2015.

    ++++laugh++++

    Think that’s a great idea- his presence will keep reminding us of the corruption, economic incompetence and lies of the last labour government.

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    • 94
      Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

      Good idea. One of the founding members of New Labour which led to the Boom Years (1997-2008) with that nice Mr Blair in charge.

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    • 103
      It's all just bread and circuses says:

      Don’t ever bet against two from the chosen tribe teaming up to win the next election nell!

      But let’s face it, it doesn’t really matter which party wins the next election as the LibLabCon Party always wins.

      LibLabCon = Libertarian free-market anarchist party (just with different flavours).

      Surely any fool can see through it?

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    • 117
      Unions v Blairites says:

      Ed would never trust Mandelson and not without good reason. Mandy and Chuka are now an item and are the figureheads of the Blairite fightback. It could get interesting.

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      • 142
        ZERO HOUR CONTRACTS ! KEEPING A MILLION PEOPLE OFF THE UNEMPLYMENT FIGURES says:

        I hate the slimey twat , but he has masterminded the rise of new labour and their past election victories
        He will piss all over anyone the tories can muster up , Beware !

        Never under estimate him

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  29. 92
    Owen Jones says:

    HMRC: Labour faces big tax bill on its donation from millionaire John Mills http://abytx.co/13RLlFs

    Oy Vey.

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    • 122
      Labour doing to their own accounts what they did for the uk says:

      Perhaps they can borrow money from the co-op bank, oh?

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  30. 109
    Robert Mugabe says:

    All Hail Owen Jones, defender of the faith and champion of the oppressed!

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  31. 111
    Dr Who says:

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  32. 112
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    We have a weak government. If we had a TOUGH government they would immediately put Spain in it’s place by immediately banning all charter flights to that country.

    As expected all they do is express “concern”.

    Rather like their attitude to immigration.

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    • 127
      Eloc Yrrah says:

      Well the Foreign Secretary is supposed to be a judo back belt, 14 pints ago man

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    • 128
      Travel agent says:

      You really are utterly pig ignorant stupid aren’t you.

      If the government did that the people that would get hurt first are the people who work hard all year quite often on low wages that would not only lose their money but their holidays as well. Can you imagine the outcry from idiots like you then.
      Obviously you also have no idea or comprehension of the difference between a charter flight and a commercial flight either.
      Expressing concern is political speak for be very careful where you go with this but to be honest I could not be arsed to explain it to you

      Stick to the ferry on the Mersey if I were you.

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      • 149
        Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

        Judging by your pig ignorant post I doubt if you have the ability to explain anything.

        Also, aren’t charter flights for the plebs?

        And, they could offer alternative destinations. I believe Yemen is very hot this time of year. But that would be a bit of a problem for the low waged binge drinkers.

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  33. 132
    Fog says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10221475/Seaside-towns-have-become-dumping-grounds-for-poor-says-think-tank.html

    http://www.standard.co.uk/panewsfeeds/vulnerable-dumped-at-resorts-8745739.html

    What these reports don’t tell you is that councils are doing deals with London Boroughs/Travel Lodge to house people out of London because it’s cheaper. Our District Council are going to demolish our cinema, ignoring all the protests, in its place a Travel Lodge hotel and the ‘vulnerable’ i.e. drug addicts, homeless, ex-cons, will be put into the hotel.

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  34. 143
    It's all just bread and circuses says:

    New Cameron strategist (Jim Messina) will have to ‘look at himself in the mirror’, Labour minister says.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/10222541/New-Cameron-strategist-will-have-to-look-at-himself-in-the-mirror-Labour-minister-says.html

    This just proves the point…

    UK-LibLabCon Party = US RepDems Party

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    • 145
      Obvious innit says:

      Labour are worried more like

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    • 151
      Thames Dover Wight says:

      Barry’s man in No 10 to make sure we stay in the eu

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    • 187
      Hijacked Moniker says:

      What’s “labour minister” (Are they the government?) blathering about. The Tories are not the Republican Party and Labour are not the democrats. I don’t think cameron is a religious fundamentalist loon for one thing — he’s probably more left wing than the democrats.

      And also, who gives a toss?

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  35. 153
    KIndergarten child with crayon says:

    The bloke at the front must be Jim Messina, cos the cartoon implies that with “Messina”; but who are the other two? Milliband on left? Burning Os@ma’s pic because .. err he hates Obama cos one of his former employees now has found a job elsewhere? Can’t work out who bloke on right is. If it’s supposed to be Ed Balls and he’s lost hope cos Messini is working for the Tories, does that mean the cartoonist is saying that now Labour are bound to win the election and Bo11ocks won’t get a chance to replace Millionaire?

    Still, better than Steve Bell-End.

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  36. 158
    Anonymous says:

    Will he be bringing his wife?

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  37. 161
    End the scam says:

    I was surprised to note how the cripples carpark spaces in Tesco were packed full with cars this morning. Must have been thirty cars at least.
    Funny how I didn’t see one disabled person in the shop

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    • 168
      England are going to lose the Test match says:

      Doctors have been handing out those disabled certificates for fun.

      Only fools pay full parking and risk fines.

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      • 169
        Anonymous says:

        Abuse of carparking by people claiming to be disabled is a national disgrace.

        The Government should put together special mobile teams of police backed by GPs to carry out random checks.

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      • 184
        Eloc Yrrah says:

        I though Little Johnny Major’s government had clamped down on the orange card fiasco with the blue card and stricter rules. It used to be annoying to see a sole occupant of a car, jump out of the vehicle and then gallop off at great speed of knots

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    • 171
      UK Government says:

      If it is a rip off then give us a tip off.

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  38. 164
    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    The UK is bust basically.

    That accepted, Gove is doing well, May and Pickles are also. But they are still spending far too much on big government.

    If Claire Perry is our vacuous, tokenistic, future, we don’t have any worth saving.

    I shall be voting UKIP in order to try to help break the mould. It really does not matter who wins as we are bust which is where I came in.

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  39. 176
    the general public says:

    …please, please, please Guido, no more of these crap “cartoons”

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    • 185
      Eloc Yrrah says:

      Go on, you know you like something to moan about it on a Monday morning, gets you in the mood to harass your underlings

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Boris on his fellow Islingtonista Emily Thornberry:

“It was an entirely run-of-the-mill English townscape, with some straightforward words to go with it. There was no obvious insult, no abuse, no overt sneering. She might have got away with it entirely, had some alert blogger not spotted it. He instantly detected the coded message that Emily Thornberry was sending to all her right-on, bien-pensant, Labour-luvvie friends in Islington, or wherever else it is that they follow her on Twitter.”



Left on Left says:

The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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