August 1st, 2013

Limo for M’Lord


  1. 1
    Spellcheck UK says:

    Finkelstine != Finkelstein.

  2. 2
    Maqboul says:

    Frankenstein …. ooo er missus

  3. 3
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    And the story is?

  4. 4
    The Story says:

    Finkelstein is an insufferable bore, and will now be even more pompous than usual.

  5. 5
    Ron Barras says:

    Another expense to the taxpayer.

    Make him take a Boris Bike for journeys under 4 miles or if he wants a flash chauffeured car, he can pay for it.

  6. 6
    Mitch says:

    Either way, shouldn’t his handwritten name have some curved lines in it?

  7. 7
    fruitcake says:

    Saves all that “don’t you know who I am?” shite

  8. 8
    Lord Stansted says:

    Does his reflection shown up in a mirror?

  9. 9
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Another one to add to the list of many.

  10. 10
    Lord Stansted says:

    Trouble is he will pay for it – and then bill the Taxpayer anyway.

  11. 11
    Lord Stansted says:

    Will he put a paywall round No10 – oh, there’s one already.

  12. 12
    Dave should resign now says:

    David Cameron is a common purpose moron.

    His Lords appointment appear to me more to discredit that House than to continue due process.

    Unelected black activists appear to trump legit political parties which secured reasonable levels of the vote – higher %’age wise than even than the gay population.

    Cameron: You are a disgrace.

  13. 13
    Party of Dave still letting in 515,000 immigrants per year says:

    Hows about one round the whole of the UK?

  14. 14
    Tachybaptus says:

    I think that’s a Volvo S60. For a Vulva.

  15. 15
    John Bellingham says:

    Members of the House of Lords should be required to wear full ceremonial robes at all times in public, including headgear. A few weeks of that and they may withdraw to private life.

  16. 16
    Party of Dave still letting in 515,000 immigrants per year says:

    Cameron is a common purpose PR kid, a true heir to Blair.

  17. 17
    Finkle little tzar says:

    Dave’s SDP tribute revival band, will drown under it’s own failure, soon enough.

    Starting with the 2014 election.

  18. 18
    Party of Dave still letting in 515,000 immigrants per year says:

    I guess the writer must have has assburgers… [cough] sorry aspergers.

  19. 19
    Dave should resign now says:

    When this sinks in to the broader population, should see UKIP support go up a bit, and Conservative go down.

    The Polls will continue to be rigged though.

    What level of electoral fraud is going to be ignored next ?

  20. 20
    lol says:

    Lord Finkelstein of Transylvania does have a house in London but it’s not in SW1.

  21. 21
    Dr Talent says:

    Well that would explain why Danny Finkelstein is such a wet blanket and continually applauds the equally wet blanket Cameron…….. he had his eye on a Lordship……

  22. 22
    Mitch says:

    Don’t you *cock* mean tourettes *cock*?

  23. 23
    Herman, Cathy and Jose Manuel says:

    Well done David, the people who matter, really matter here in Brussels. Applaud your tireless devotion to the ongoing destruction of the British people and their replacement with grateful ‘citizens of the world’.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    It’s the fact they are black that really gets you. Be honest.

  25. 25
    Dave should resign now says:

    No – more that they are Labour activists who have exploited the murder of their son for their own objectives.

    The black issue is just insult to that injury.

  26. 26
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Yeah– especially, make ‘em wear wigs.
    To remind us that the hair went from being on top of one horse’s arse to now being atop another.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Another journalist, like Patience Wheatcroft, who has done nothing to deserve being put in the House of Lords apart from plenty of self-promotion and sucking up to Cameron. No doubt, like Wheatcroft, he will become even more insufferable as a result.  

  28. 28
    broderick crawford says:

    obviously an imposter availing himself of the name for some free parking .

  29. 29
    Gig says:

    Do you just hate all politicians? You say it will be a ministerial limo with such utter contempt. What’s wrong with that? Would you rather abandon government and have anarchy? Idiot

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Koff knt!!!!

  31. 31
    Time somebody told you straight says:

    You are rambling in riddles again – and are beginning to be more and more ignored….

  32. 32
    Parasite says:

    They are all part of the tribe, if you catch my drift.

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