July 31st, 2013

Tom Watson on Peter Cruddas: Then and Now

Guido is sure Ed’s adviser Tom Baldwin will appreciate Tom Watson linking to Ashcroft’s ConservativeHome article which references Dirty Money, Dirty Times, the Ashcroft book which extensively covers Baldwin’s coke snorting days.

And how nice of Tom Watson to tweet about the vindication of Peter Cruddas. Perhaps he will be apologising for attacking him at the height of the scandal on the Beeb and in the Mirror? He threatened on ITV that the public had “not heard the last of this scandal”.

How apt…


254 Comments

  1. 1
    Tachybaptus says:

    Labour apologise only for what other people do.

  2. 2
    broderick crawford says:

    dirty money dirty times ?

    i prefer the ac\dc rock version

    dirty deeds done cheap

  3. 3
    Weird Ed says:

    Mr McKluthky, pleath can you tell me, doeth thith mean that I can’t thay, ‘Dinnerth for Donerth in Downing Thtreet’ any more?

  4. 4
    Daily Mail reader says:

    Everything should be banned. Everything apart from factor 50 sun cream which stops you catching canser.

  5. 5
    Don't sniff the glue says:

    They have not apologised for killing all those people in the NHS.

  6. 6
    Strangely says:

    Over on the DM website there are about 40 comments on St. Doreen’s elevation to the peerage, all of them applauding it and all of them mercilessly red-arrowed. When I looked earlier, there were several green-arrowed comments in opposition, as you would expect in the DM. Strangely, all of these comments have now disappeared.

  7. 7
    Alfonso says:

    I was most surprised at the attitude of Mabel Donkersly. She should never have been under that umbrella with Stanley Oakenshore, nor should she have been wearing that silly wig belonging to her aunt Doris.
    However now she has got herself into this position her only hope seems to be to seriously take up Judo or Yoga to see if she can get out of it.

  8. 8
    Maqboul says:

    Or Iraq.

  9. 9
    Ssssppphhh.....aaaaagh says:

    Alf

    You and I obviously have the same supplier.

  10. 10
    Dave should resign now says:

    Cruddas / M!tchell are two situations where Dave has pulled the trigger on people in response to baseless smears.

    Coulson he appointed against advice.

    He surely is neither safe leadership material, nor loyal to his own party.

  11. 11
    M102 says:

    Fat c’unt

  12. 12
    Crime appears to pay says:

    Not sure what qualifies her for peerage.

    Seems to set a dangerous new precedent for activists to bypass the electoral process to get into the Lords.

    Another way of viewing the tragic events prior to the police mishandling of the investigation is that another drug dealer was taken off the streets.

  13. 13
    broderick crawford says:

    seems from the interview clip that tommy boy was not so much concerned about what transpired at the premier league dinners but that he himself could not partake of their gastronomic delights at great suffering /loss to his stomach .

  14. 14
    David Cameron says:

    Who is Peter Cruddas?

  15. 15
    Sebastian Fox says:

    I am a slimy piece of shit

  16. 16
    Presumed Innocent says:

    Has the PM and the Conservative Party apologized for the way they treated Mr Gruddas?

  17. 17
    P l e b says:

    Even dictionaries?

  18. 18
    Maqboul says:

    The polls disagree.

  19. 19
    Maqboul says:

    Blood out yer arse tat.

  20. 20
    Point of Information 2 says:

    The people who allegedly answered those polls disagree.

    The polls do not necessarily reflect broader opinion, but only that of the sample which was questioned. Extrapolations of this to the larger unquestioned population should be considered with a grain of salt.

  21. 21
    Bob Mugabe says:

    I might be looking for a job soon.

  22. 22
    Magnum says:

    And me…

  23. 23
    Maqboul says:

    Bollocks. They are representative samples made by professional statisticians. Somehow I tend to believe their expert conclusions rather than your amateur wishful thinking.

    The next stage up is the election itself. Be prepared for an early one.

  24. 24
    Maqboul says:

    A bloke with the bit between his teeth, flushed with success, and now with a fat war chest who is about to sue Watson’s fat arse?

  25. 25
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

  26. 26
    Toby Y says:

    I am a single man nostalgic for the days before the fashion for an entirely hairless mons veneris. Am I the only man in the world who still likes a floridly sprouting bush? But “natural” is not without problems: I sometimes find that, having persuaded a woman to avoid pruning, I regret it when curlicues get in the way, causing irritation. Would it be too particular to request an au-naturel appearance, with spot-trimming at entry-point?

  27. 27
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Sounds more like AlGraunaid to me…

  28. 28
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Gove is the only one to come out with clean hands over this.

    Watson is just an enormous septic tank with a paddle. Never seen anyone stir shit like him.

    * Labour is falling faster than a lubricated Eric Joyce on a mountainbike.
    * The LibDems are the afore-mentioned septic tank with the paddle removed.
    * The Conservatives run themselves like Russell Brand at a phone-around.

    There is only UKIP.

  29. 29
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    And your point is…?

  30. 30
    Cheeky Chappie says:

    Very hard

  31. 31
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    No but he should and quick. He seems to accept very quickly any and every accusation against his own people despite their denials. Take the case of Andrew Mitchell for instance.

  32. 32
    Point of Information 2 says:

    You believe that, you must vote Labour.

  33. 33
    polythesis says:

    In todays perverted world you get a peerage for costing the taxpayer tens of millions and destroying the careers of dozens of decent policemen, how many inquires now? And all to satisfy the denial of parents who couldnt bear to face up to who their son really was and what he was really up to. All that money on lawyers for one case and a media desperate to peddle the myth of a sainthood none of that family deserves.

  34. 34
    Jeffrey says:

    i like a brazilian……unfortunately my missus has got the whole of south america….

  35. 35
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    If they make a film about Leveson, they’ve got to cast Paul Henry as Tom Watson.

    He’s best known for playing Benny in Crossroads. (Paul Henry that is, not Tom Watson)

    “Rupert Murdoch, ‘e was like the Mafia, Miss Diane”

  36. 36
    The 'border' between the Kidbrooke gang and the Woolwich gang was shooters hill road says:

    “drug dealer was taken off the streets”

    Should anyone look, the MSM will not, that’s for sure. St. Stephen was warned off by the rival drug gang, who he and Duwayne chose to ignore and go back on ‘their’ patch in Eltham. The resulting confrontation between the rival drug dealers, is what led to one’s demise.

  37. 37
    Is Kike allowed instead ? says:

    Interesting one from the DM…

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2355912/Newspaper-forced-apologize-anti-Semitic-clue-crossword-puzzle.html

    David Ward setting crosswords now ?

  38. 38
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    As I have said many times before, Watson is a fat slag, lying scumbag and an extremely fat tosser arsewipe.

  39. 39
    Maqboul says:

    Yes and no.

  40. 40
    Ed Twelvety Balls says:

    Look, please go away will you? Stop looking at me!

    I’ll be staying with Lord Lucan until 2015, then I’ll pop out and insist Labour’s dire election result was nothing to do with me before launching my campaign for the Labour leadership.

    Meanwhile, there’s nothing to see here. Just pretend I don’t exist…

  41. 41
    Bring out the shit stirrers. says:

    The usual suspects. Tom Fatvrd and Lord Arsecroft! Hypocritical tripe as usual!

  42. 42
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    OK. What about the bad side?

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    vote UKIP get Wd Millitwat and Balls
    Sorry but thats what would happen cept you are too thick to see it

  44. 44
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Tragic?

    No more than the vast numbers of black on white and black on black crimes the MSM studiously ignore.

  45. 45
    Guido's Crack Den (you have to be on crack to read the shit this guy publishes) says:

    Former drug user bangs on about another former drug user’s drug use.

    How apt.

  46. 46
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Norman Smith of the BBC was wetting himself stupid this morning over the Cruddas victory. Was Smith having a go at the Times, no not at all, the 5 minute rant was reserved for slagging off Cameron. The BBC is too left and too biased, now where have I heard that terminology before.

  47. 47
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Watson stinks of stale urine and smells of shit.

  48. 48
    George Clueless Osborne says:

    Me too.

  49. 49
    Maqboul says:

    The UKIP has had its 15 minutes of fame. The one man band, single issue party has been eclipsed by the resurgent Tories who are on a roll. Farage does not have the funds nor the party machinery to deal with it.

  50. 50
    Yawn says:

    Oh do stop ranting you silly old queen.

  51. 51
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    maintaining traditions that have lapsed for too long.

    It was time for some Aliizée.

    Turn off the sound and enjoy.

  52. 52
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    ……….or I might have Morgan’s head on a spear.

  53. 53
    Nurse Ratched says:

    Thanks for the incisive political analysis.

    Now get back in your padded cell and take your medicine you nutter.

  54. 54
    Bring out the shit stirrers. says:

    There is only one way to resolve these so called ‘stings’ and that is to get a witness involved in taking notes of all meetings with lobbyists. Problem solved! Then newspaper are stuffed!

  55. 55
    Maqboul says:

    Brother David must be fucking seething. If only he had been elected instead of McClusky’s little proxy. Labour might have formed a credible opposition and serious contender to form the next government rather than the goatfuck we see before us. If only…..

  56. 56
    Maqboul says:

    UKIP nutter quoting its manifesto.

  57. 57
  58. 58
    You certainly do need one says:

    That is something you have in common then.

  59. 59
    Maqboul says:

    UKIP sock puppet resorting to ad hominen attacks in the absence of any coherent policies except duh-duh, Let’s quit the EU,,, and er …. Let’s… er… leave the European Union and er… that’s it.

  60. 60
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Oh! He’s improved his personal hygiene then?

  61. 61
    I do not want to breathe the same air with the leeching morons in Edinburgh.. says:

    Why is it Conservative mps resign for sweet fa while Burnham gets to keep his job even though he has blood on his hands?. It is all bullshit!

  62. 62
    Penfold says:

    Hypocritical to**er.

  63. 63
    cwipple says:

    You must have searched for hours for that brilliant clip. Made my night it did.

  64. 64
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    UKIP then, Maqboul? :-)

  65. 65
    Presumed Innocent says:

    I have a hunch there will be another Then and Now story on this blog tomorrow. With a picture of a sun tanned Dave rather than that freezing guy covered in snow.

  66. 66
    Heel Petra says:

    Cameron has had plenty of time to redress the balance, but apparently he is too stupid, he is more wet than a wet-one used for a babies botty.

  67. 67
    How Many Mental Crackheads Can Guido Host on One Thread? says:

    Source?

  68. 68
    Extra Long Yawn says:

    Oh God, listen to her go on.

  69. 69
    Switch off or switch over says:

    There is an off buttom or switch over. Why bother with the BBC tripe!? Just raises blood pressure & these leeches are simply not worth it!

  70. 70
    You need to get out more. try brixton says:

    Not the BBC obviously.

  71. 71
    Maqboul says:

    Maqboul does admire Al Farage it is admitted.

  72. 72
    Maqboul says:

    You Midnight Prance. Go back to Myspace FFS.

  73. 73
    Fact Checker says:

    So, no source.

    Not credible then, innit.

  74. 74
    Maqboul says:

    It’s not his urine and shit fortunately.

  75. 75
    Ooh Get Her! says:

    She’s a bit up herself, isn’t she.

  76. 76
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    After the watershed, goddammit.
    You’ve got kids reading this fuckin’ blog.
    Wouldn’t want ‘em to be bloody warped by our bad example.

  77. 77
    M102 says:

    Took about a minute c’unty. What’s your problem?

  78. 78
    M102 says:

    ….and it was for 38.

  79. 79
    Nick Clegg says:

    I will also be looking for a new job.

    But I am not holding out much hope, after all who wants to hire a proven liar.

  80. 80
    Maqboul says:

    May the spokes of your cripplewaggon buckle in the heartwave tat.

  81. 81
    Jimmy says:

    “a dangerous new precedent for activists to bypass the electoral process to get into the Lords.”

    Where else do you find insightful comments like this?

  82. 82
    A fine pair of lungs. I can prove it! says:

    Bunch of time wasting destructives morons who can’t even get their facts straight! Scum!

  83. 83
    Please Stop Ranting Maqboul For the love of God says:

    Hush now you silly old tart.

  84. 84
    Fabreze Fail says:

    No. He forgot his umbrella at Glastonbury and it rained.

  85. 85
    God Save The Citizen says:

    It’s like an intellectual oasis, innit Jimmy?

  86. 86
    Maqboul says:

    The only way you would have a proper hunch would be if you were Quasimodo.

  87. 87
    Fishy says:

    BBC just doing a bit on Stafford Hospital trust being dissolved.

    The woman, Diana Smith, interviewed from the Save Stafford Hospital Group, tried to minimise the problems there by initially implying that their were no excess deaths…. or there was a problem with the figures.

    This denial is the line that the HNS fantasists are now taking. It is disrespectful to the families of those who died and something that Burnham was hiding behind in Parliament the other week.

    At least the BBCs Peter Allen pinned her down and forced her to agree that there was poor treatment there.

    He could though have told us she was a Labour Party activist.

  88. 88
    Maqboul says:

    Make me, tat :)

  89. 89
    Do Not Take The Lord's Name in Vain says:

    I am not fit to lace tat’s shoes my old china.

    And you are not fit to lick the soles of those shoes.

  90. 90
    boredshitless says:

    Stop posting youtube vids ferchrissakes. Are you a fucking teenager or what?

  91. 91
    Heel Patch says:

    Is that the shotgun approach, who was it aimed at?.

  92. 92
    TaT was a God, I am merely a humble man says:

    You are Nell, the frustrated milf and I claim my £5.

    And no Nell, I will not accept it in favours.

  93. 93
    boredshitless says:

    tat is a notorious latent homosexual who went screaming in a hissy fit from this blog after he was humiliated by Guido and threatened never to return yet came crawling back the very next day in a variety of sockpuppets. Spent most of his cripple time trolling Bill then Cat. Everyone is still waiting to see his threat of melting down this blog with his super technological powers. What a wazzock.

    PMSL

  94. 94
    Heel Patch says:

    Has Andy gone missing?.

  95. 95
    Krusty says:

    Please remind me who is the CHIEF EXECUTIVE of the NHS. You know, the guy whose salary is actually paid by the NHS.

  96. 96
    tatifilarious says:

    gotcha :)

  97. 97
    Ewaname is not the enemy, and I am not Ewaname says:

    Well petals, we do seems to be in a big pickles.

    Which one is the Eric ?? ** yawns **

    Found some good nail polish today – yellow with purple polka dots.

    Soooo UKIP. ** grins **

    Ciao,

    N E x x x

  98. 98
    Red Ruth says:

    You obviously haven’t heard that Sir Bruce Keogh has apologised to Andy Burnham for the Tory smear campaign and total misrepresentation of his report either. People like you would rather believe a lie, carry on, because two things will eventually happen, 1) an increasing number of the public are now seeing the Tories and Cameron for exactly what and who they are and 2) one day you or yours will need to use the NHS, lets hope that the Tories haven’t managed to privatise it by then.

    Then you’ll learn!

  99. 99
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    *claps*

  100. 100
    Maqboul says:

    t’s a very sad day when premature avoidable deaths become Five Year Plan tractor stats to be manipulated as Labour, the shower of shites they are, evade responsibility. May Burnham’s mascara run down his cheeks in shame.

  101. 101
    Jimmy says:

    Stormfront probably.

  102. 102
    Ewaname is not the enemy, and I am not Ewaname says:

    Hi honey, how’s my beautiful lefty Labour genius today ?

    Tell me – ** smirks ** – What shade of red should I get if I support Labour – For lipstick etc. ?

    Is it blood ?

    ** laughs **

    Ciao,

    N E x x x

  103. 103
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    WOW @ boredshitless :-D

    and for our friend: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  104. 104
    Burnham's Death Camps says:

    Bullshit.

  105. 105
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    @Maqboul

    
    
    


    Aha!

    
    
  106. 106
    R U Sure ? says:

    Burnham’s Mascara should stay where it is, as the noose is secured whilst he stands in front of a panel of his peers on the gallows.

  107. 107
    maid in china - comes apart in your hand says:

    Fuck off Bob you big poof

  108. 108
    New Realist says:

    You wish, sweetie! It’s really no good repeating the same old rubbish mantra. We are moving past the old dead parties.

  109. 109
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Someone had to be us.

  110. 110
    Ah! Monika, AH! Bill says:

    ‘I could take all my clothes off': Never-before-heard tape released of ‘Monica Lewinsky pleading with Bill Clinton to meet her’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381941/Tape-Monica-Lewinsky-planning-illicit-meeting-Bill-Clinton.html#ixzz2aeJf1CCi
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

  111. 111
    Pruner says:

    I have a nice Kolkwitzia Amabilis. Or you could bury your face in a flowering Philadelphus Belle Etoile.

  112. 112
    Superinjunction says:

    Stop quarrelling kids and read this, it may not even be true:

    http://bit.ly/12FbjSH

  113. 113
    sackedhack says:

    Hi honey, how’s my beautiful lefty Labour genius today ?

    Either still pissed or hungover.

  114. 114
  115. 115
    A passive aggressive Labour retort says:

    Speak for yourself.

  116. 116
    Fishy says:

    Breath-taking arrogance from Burnham

    “After all they have been through, today’s verdict will feel like a kick in the teeth for the people of Stafford.

    Local people had a legitimate right to expect that the end result of the two Francis inquiries would be to give them a hospital which is both safe and sustainable.

    But whilst we welcome the decision to keep the A&E open, Jeremy Hunt’s failure to prioritise turning the hospital around in recent years has led to the loss of maternity and paediatric services at Stafford, representing a significant downgrade of the hospital.”

  117. 117
    My Google says:

    Google this and see what it suggests to complete the search:

    Rebekah Brooks sle

  118. 118
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Not so much dead as un-dead.

    Metaphor of UK as a rotting zombie seems to work. The old political order is a part of this.

    There are many in the existing system who are as fed up with this as the plebs. They are the ones to watch.

  119. 119
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Google: Rebekah Brooks Sleepover – this was the top article:

    http://www.theguardian.com/media/2011/jul/08/rebekah-brooks-profile-phone-hacking

    From that article:

    ‘Brooks attended a “sleepover” of female friends of Sarah Brown’s at Chequers in 2008′

  120. 120
    Casual Observer says:

    I don’t think Hunt needs to dignify that with a response, unless he wishes to publish some more detailed statistics and reports which were ignored by the Burnham regime.

  121. 121
    Maqboul says:

    Cat, his other fiendishly clever trick of tat was to impersonate other folks by nicking their monikers. Fooled everyone it did. Not.

    A sad case but in his defence he is a bitter cripple, living at home with his mam in some characterless shithole like Croydon or Guildford. Who cares? But when you know this you can feel only pity for the troll – for loitering on this blog is the sad bastard’s only reason to live. Let us pray that his useless legs get better. His feeble mind, alas, will never recover.

  122. 122
    DAVE keep my name out of this CAMERON says:

    “And of course Rebekah’s lawyer is….David Cameron’s big brother Alex.”

  123. 123
    Ed Ballsup says:

    Schools must not produce winners.

  124. 124
    Why Liebour will lose in 2015. says:

    Conservative-lead government shuts NHS Deathcamp.

    Bed-wetting Liebour Party complains.

  125. 125
    Madiba says:

    Doreen, you’re as hot as my iron lung. Yousa! Call me…

  126. 126
    Money says:

    Lefties just don’t get the mail.

  127. 127
    Maqboul says:

    I think the only reason Burnham is still in the job is because he makes Miliband look competent. No small feat. He earns his big bucks.

  128. 128
    Ann Ergramme says:

    Bloke kerbs a horse : chomped rug within.

  129. 129
    Yevgeny says:

    There is a mass rally against conservative privatisation of the NHS in Manchester on Sept 29th – spread the word.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/union-rally-against-nhs-cuts-1972705

  130. 130
    M102 says:

    F’uck me you’re spamming more than nell tonight.

  131. 131
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Burnham is a hospocaust denier

  132. 132
    Deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Mail all your friends to tell them what a good idea privatising the Royal Mail will turn out to be.

  133. 133
    Wat Tyler's sister says:

    Re Lewisham, I’d like to know what Hunt has on Cameron that he has not been sacked. The minister Murdoch did all he could to try and allow the Murdoch takeover of sky then amazingly he was promoted to Health secretary where he was responsible for massive privatisations, talking down the NHS, increases in waiting lists, and now illegally closing hospitals. This man is a menace and should be sacked. He’s going to appeal using taxpayers cash – I suggest that if he loses his dogmatic appeal that he be surcharged and made to pay back all costs to the taxpayer

  134. 134
    Ohthisbloodypc says:

    Oh those bloody Tories

    THey’re trying to sterilise the hospitals

  135. 135
    Ray Scommontater says:

    The trouble with Charlie’s horses is they tend to run in snatches.

  136. 136
    Nuggy says:

    Cameron’s entire administration ought to be subject to judicial review. Thieves the lot of them.

  137. 137
    Anonymous says:

    We need to do more to save the NHS from vicious ConDem attacks. There will be a National Demonstration against this governments disastrous policies at the Tory Annual Party Conference in Manchester, Sunday 29th September 2013. They are messing around with their lives and its time they learn how we feel about it.

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    If Jeremy Hunt has ‘acted illegally’ then shouldn’t he be prosecuted?

  139. 139
    gordon is a moron says:

    can’nt find that picture of milliband standing hand on hip talking through teeth that bugs bunny would be proud of, anyone point me to it?

  140. 140
    Point of order says:

    Never forget David Cameron campaigned for the general election promising a ‘bare knuckle fight over hospital closures’. I didn’t realise he meant this way round.

    Liars and charlatans. Tories have never been fit to govern, and every day we get more proof.

  141. 141
    Point of order says:

    London’s glorious mayor Boris the Blonde Buffoon fully supported the Tory government in trying to get rid of Lewisham’s A&E dept. All of Lewisham’s (Labour) MPs have worked very hard to help prevent the closure, especially Joan Ruddock who was named in the judge’s summing up

  142. 142
    Superinjunction says:

    Probably did not fuck him.

    Who could sue from a comment like that?

  143. 143
  144. 144
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    You’d have to be a crackhead to even think multi-cult was a benefit to this ountry.

  145. 145
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    @Maqboul

    Content from a private email I sent today:

    Maqboul, who is quite cute…

    It doesn’t mean I fancy you! It means I think you have a brain. But you know that – I hope.

  146. 146
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:
    
    


    Don’t go there!

    Purlease!

    
    
  147. 147
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Charlie likes to walk a well worn path.

  148. 148
    Saffron says:

    Hospitals and Burniam dont fit in the true sense of the word,hospitals are places were they look after your medical needs with care.
    Mid Staffs did not do this and this was reported to Burniam who did nothing,maybe he was more interested in fussball and in particlar what happened in you know what as a scouser.
    The NHS is currently not fit for purpose in that we need to rid it of the layers of jobsworths who infest it who are not concerned about OUR heath but only about their tax payer funded jobs.

  149. 149
    David you-know-the-one-with-the-warped-moral-compass Cameron says:

    I’m going to rush a law through which makes it illegal not to act illegally.

  150. 150
    The strings broke says:

    Shame you didn’t defend the NHS from Liebour and their sell off of external home services, must be about 3 companies doing the home services in this area, but lets just pretend the NHS is safe in Liebours hands, when most people know it’s just a job centre to keep people in work so they won’t show up on employment figures

  151. 151
    Saffron says:

    People of this land if you vote liebour you are being traitors to your own land.

  152. 152
    Make my Day Tom says:

  153. 153
    Meanwhile in Burnley says:

    DM “I’m going to break every white bone in your white face’: Asian footballer jailed after racist tirade against match referee.
    Any comments Diane, Doreen?

  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    Not AC1!

  155. 155
    me says:

    Not AC1 again. Beast would have posted it but not the Anti Citizen

  156. 156
    Bob Diamond says:

    Fuck me gently with a feather!

    Even Saffron is being sockpuppetted tonight.

  157. 157
    Casual Observer says:

    If they wish to litigate in the US, good luck to them.

  158. 158
    Chuka, Ed and the "Wealth Creators". says:

  159. 159
    David Cameron says:

    Again, I did not have sexual relations with that ex-police horse.

  160. 160
    Chuka, Ed and the "Wealth Creators". says:

  161. 161
    12345,,,54321 says:

    Can you hear me at the back?

  162. 162
    Pre 1997 NHS mantra says:

    Better to sterilize than euthanize.

  163. 163
    Schools are out and Labours unwanted generation are growing out of porn says:

    The Devil makes work for idle hands.

    – New Labour Policy: Ein Reich, One Nation.

  164. 164
    Sub judice says:

    Rupert fucked Rebekah, allegedly!
    Lachlan fucked Rebekah, allegedly!
    Andy fucked Rebekah, allegedly!

    Why not? Wouldn’t you have done so, given the opportunity?

    But someone called McBride does not want you to know.

  165. 165
    Z list Celeb on a train says:

  166. 166
    Another Daily Mail reader (female) says:

    I would of included New Dettox Extra with Febreeze. It is very important to protect your family against germs and it has a nice fragrance that my little girl likes!!!! I would of thought you could of mentioned that. You definatly should of.

  167. 167
    From beyond the reach of UK censorship says:

    Agreed.

    Definitely did fuck him.

    Twice!

  168. 168
    From beyond the reach of UK censorship says:

    Yes you fucking did!

  169. 169
    Is Andy Burnham a Vampire or just a Renfeld case in denial ? says:

    No other explanation as to why he relishes being neck deep in other peoples blood.

    http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-You-Have-Renfield's-Syndrome

    – Or he could just be a murderous c’unt.

    Some should check on Nicholson as well.

  170. 170
    Dissolved in Sulphuric Acid ? says:

    Reported missing:

    Hack saw, junior. Ono.

    If found, please return to Andy Burnham, SW1.

  171. 171
    Doreen says:

    This has been grossly exaggerated. His so-called tirade only went on for 20 minutes so how could anyone tell what he said?

  172. 172
    Rumor Mill says:

    David Cameron is currently in rehearsals for a very special performance of Equus.

  173. 173
    Jimmy says:

    What other colours do bones come in?

  174. 174
    Superinjunction says:

    Rupert Murdoch’s relationship with Brooks has been closely scrutinized over the years. In the midst of the escalating phone-hacking scandal in 2011, Murdoch told reporters Brooks was his first priority, just before the smiling pair walked into the Stafford Hotel opposite his London apartment. Wendi Deng, Murdoch’s soon-to-be-ex-wife, is widely-known to despise Brooks, who was granted a $2.7 million payoff and chauffeured limousine as a reward for her loyalty.

    In a Vanity Fair profile published last year, Murdoch insiders described Brooks as an “imposter daughter.” “Although Murdoch has four daughters, two of them grown, over the years he has seemed closer to Brooks than to any of them. She was, people say, like the fantasy daughter, the daughter he always wished he had—the one who never argued with him, who devoted her life to pleasing him. They reportedly swim together in the mornings when he is in London. She fusses over him at dinner parties—making sure he’s eating, that his wineglass is full. “She’s very attentive,” says one News International executive.”

    According to our sources, the damning emails are expected to come out as evidence during the trial. Although the affairs are being gossiped about around British newspaper circles, the country’s stringent legal culture when it comes to reporting on criminal prosecutions and upcoming trials has, thus far, kept it out of the press.

    When the Daily Mail reported the mystery affair in June, the papers’ refusal to name names was attributed to a “super injunction,” which both prevents newspaper from publishing information and from discussing the injunction.

    Nonetheless, some natives persisted.

  175. 175

    NSA tool collects ‘nearly everything a user does on the internet’

    http://tinyurl.com/kxn4ca3

  176. 176
  177. 177
    Old Misery says:

    The Iraq War was a fatuous exercise (clearly, it’s impossible to help Muzzies out of their various cesspits – they just jump back in) that benefited only Iran. The overwhelming number of people, however, who died in Iraq in the last ten years were killed by fellow Muslims and it’s quite possible just as many would have died under Sadam and his mad son without any western intervention.

  178. 178
    Not me guv says:

    Dunno. He just liked to fuck her.

  179. 179
    Questions of our time says:

    Does that include fucking *ebekah *rooks ?

  180. 180
    Gordon Brown says:

    I want to be the first to stand up and say I did not fuck Rebekah Wade.

    0%

  181. 181
    rupe the dingo says:

    .

  182. 182
    Man from the street says:

    Who signed all the PFI deals that are now bankrupting the NHS?

  183. 183
    Gordon Brown's unreported one eyed romp says:

    So where were you on the night of the 2008 sleepover at Chequers ?

  184. 184
    Ippikin says:

    Very likely. The question though is do we let them get on with it?
    The answer of course is very much more complex and I suspect ‘globalisation’ plays a part in the equation, as we can longer just blame ‘fuzzy-wuzzys’ in a far-off land that we will never see, or have any contact with.
    It does seem though that the world’s Muslim populations are still going through a ‘civil war’ in respect of Sunnis and Shia’s, but that does not in any way excuse the obscenities of inhumane behaviour that we keep on seeing.
    Is this really what their God is asking them to do?

  185. 185
    Doreen says:

    I am just a humble grieving mother who deserves a peerage, so gimme one.

  186. 186
    The voice of reason says:

    Yes.

  187. 187
    Ippikin says:

    Its the re-growth itching that is most disturbing . .

  188. 188
    Chas says:

    You crack me up.
    Come now – Dave has slept on it; now he’s got the bit between his teeth.
    He flatly refuses to brook any further inurendo.
    Wild horses wouldn’t make him submit to a plebiscite.
    He’ll give you a whipping and come up t’rumps.

  189. 189
    Two tin cans and a piece of string says:

    So presumably just about every bad thing about everyone is on file. How long before the Town Hall catches on and starts paying for the dirt on their victims?

    At least professional baddies will have taken alternative methods. But one has to wonder if the anonymisers and onion things are owned by NSA anyway.

  190. 190
    Mong Watch says:

    I think it was the face bit that crossed one line.

    And the expression of intent to commit assault.

    Anyone know if the player used the term ‘bear hair’ ?

    One of the cutest derogatory terms As!an’s use to describe us ‘ghosts’.

  191. 191
    Libel Lawyer says:

    Buttered parsnips, anyone ?

  192. 192
    Ippikin says:

    Dis you say meet her or was it meat her?

  193. 193
    Anonymous says:

    While Millibland is in rehearsals as the arse end
    of a pantomime horse.
    It’s all he’s fit for.

  194. 194
    Bazinga! says:

    SO Newsnight cuunts want Cameron to apologise to Cruddas. Hmm, how quick the BBC forget.

    Here’s just ONE of many articles written by the Labour party supporting BBC scum.

    No matter how you look at it, it looks bad. The Conservatives’ premier fundraiser dangling the opportunity to dine with the Camerons above 10 Downing Street and, more significantly, influence policy meetings at the heart of the coalition government. All in exchange for a “premier league” six-figure donation.

    Peter Cruddas may have been trying to tempt potential donors with special treatment, or he may have been making it clear that big money buys access and with it some influence.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17503116

  195. 195
    Top up fees says:

    It’s the health care of envy though when patients are not allowed to top up the basic healing provided by the NHS with money from their own pockets like they can at the dentist.

    Myself I would pay extra for a private room every time rather than suffer on a public ward. And isn’t it about time that hospitals provided private rooms anyway, it’s not as if Gordon was stingy wit the PFI building budget? It must be at least possible to replace those germ traps called curtains with solid portable partitions on wards tese days.

  196. 196
    Zed says:

    What a tosser!

  197. 197
    The BBC is a Disgrace says:

    Biased Broadcasting Cvnts at it again!

  198. 198
    Big Willie Mouse says:

    Come on over and have some of this delicious Dandelachlion and Burdock before Damien goes and smears it everywhere.

  199. 199
    Gordon's nurse says:

    GORDON ! Don’t lie to me.
    There is no such thing as rocking-horse manure, you dirty little devil.

  200. 200
    Anonymizer says:

    The easy to access stuff – likely yes – they may be partly owned / controlled by intelligence agencies.

    Europe is quite ahead in all this surveillance malarky.

    Whilst the spotlight is on the US, don’t forget to check the shadows at home and over the channel. One should really ask why the Guardian are running these stories.

    Ostensibly yes, is in public interest. But really one suspects that there is a drive to discredit the US agencies a little, and the only reason for doing that is to remove competition for your own agencies.

    When the information is sold instead of shared – that will be when things get more interesting.

  201. 201
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Maybe Tom yhinks if he sucks up, nobody will sue him?

  202. 202
    Displaced Brummie says:

    thinks, even. damn.

  203. 203
    Rick Nobinson says:

    mmm … did thomone thay thomething ?

  204. 204
    Anonymizer says:

    The easy to access stuff – likely yes – they may be partly owned / controlled by intelligence agencies.

    Europe is quite ahead in all this surveillance malarky.

    Whilst the spotlight is on the US, don’t forget to check the shadows at home and over the channel. One should really ask why the Guardian are running these stories.

    Ostensibly yes, is in public interest. But really one suspects that there is a coordinated effort to discredit the US agencies a little, and the only reason for doing that is to remove competition for your own agencies.

    When the information is sold instead of shared – that will be when things get more interesting.

    Certain UN agendas are floundering at the moment in the US – connected with all this NWO crap that seems to still be flavor here. Obama’s failure to manage that, perhaps due to domestic resistance, could be motivation for these new revelations.

  205. 205
    Bazinga! says:

    Time to shut down the NHS and cut national insurance. Let people pay for their healthcare, who knows you might better a better deal overseas for treatment or operations.

    At least you wouldn’t die at the hands of shit NHS staff or Labour politicians.

  206. 206
    What what says:

    What-o, chaps. Police have begun an investigation after a 12 year old girl was r*ped by two men at the weekend. Just so I understand, righties, is she a feminazi too? Or is it only r*pe victims over 18 who are feminazis? Once you’ve answered, you can get back to sending r*pe threats on Twitter, because, of course, you’re such secure, brave guys, you need to hide behind a PC to send out your misogynist abuse anonymously, what what.

  207. 207
    What ever you do.. Don't mention the tits in parliament says:

  208. 208
    Spunk Bubble says:

  209. 209
    Ippikin says:

    Shh! I’m out dogging and don’t want my mum to find out.

  210. 210
    JH394823942309 says:

    ‘do we let them get on with it’

    Do we LET them? What are they? Our children? Our pets? Our lawn?

    Leave the fuckers to it. They need to kill, kill and kill each other until there are stable homogeneous populations in stable pockets of land.

  211. 211
    Tat tat tw says:

    Hiya TwAT.

  212. 212
    Ippikin says:

    No, they are populations that for generations, indeed centuries, we have interfered with for no obvious reason apart from our own benefits.
    Hence the question.

  213. 213
    Pentangelis says:

    Maybe if we had let the murdering genocidal maniacs ‘get on with it’ we might be in better shape ourselves, not having spent vast sums we do not have in our interference.
    Therefore I vote ‘let them get on with it’.

  214. 214
    Meanwhile in Burnley says:

    In fairness, he did also call the ref a mother fvcker and threatened to k1ll his family and burn his house down.

  215. 215
    Fishy says:

    Be thankful it’s not Diane Abbott

  216. 216
    Johnny Hallyday says:

    Ah, reminds me of the 60s in France in the days of yé-yé. Nubile young lovelies like France Gall and Sylvie Vartan.

  217. 217
    Fishy says:

    Are these bastards who killed the little boy in Birmingham going to be sent back to Poland to serve their prison sentences? Especially the step father who was here, on the run from the Polish police. Another product of Bliar’s open door:

    On the run? Got lots of kids to support back home? In need of urgent medical treatment? Hate the kufur? Need money? Come to Britain where the Jobcentre is waiting to welcome you. All you need to do, in return is; ‘Vote Labour’.

  218. 218
    Dead Tree Press says:

    Who the fuck is gonna pay £2 per month to read The SUN on line?

  219. 219
    have you noticed how the Islamic for Allah looks like the Loch Ness monster ? says:

    http://www.familylaw.co.uk/articles/Lord-Justice-Thorpe-retires-24072013-951

  220. 220
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood State Of Race Relations Analysis Service says:

    “Black-on-black” crime is just a dodge the Right use to evade responsibility for racism, goes the new (maybe not so new) Leftie lament.

    The Right don’t really care about the black victims, they just want a cudgel to beat the black community over the head with– just as racist police, and racist groups, used to do with great regularity (literally) within living memory. So goeth the mantra.

    “Projection,” we believe it is called, when you ascribe motives to others that you yourself are guiltier of than they are, to divert attention more often than not. Saul Alinsky would kvell at how well trained the Left are in their predictable response.

    The main difference is that the response is becoming less and less universal, as persons of good will on the Left have cottoned onto what the game is (and has been), and are legitimately asking why the question is continuing to be avoided by those who cannot answer without betraying their own essential lack of interest in a solution.

  221. 221
    Another Engineer says:

    On this, we believe you. She’s a red-blooded female of the species.

  222. 222
    Point of Information 2 says:

    The problem with open door immigration is that you are likely to get a majority of criminal / less than desirable migrants from the foreign nations.

    Unless you have an enforced points system, or some other filter such as company sponsored visas to ensure that only migrants who are of benefit, or indeed are desirable are allowed in, you end up with this situation.

    This problem is exacerbated when admitting people from countries with less than perfect societies, systems of government or indeed police / criminal justice systems.

    These animals should be returned to Poland after our maximum security tooth fairies have finished with them. And they should be returned in pieces to send a clear message back to those plebs across the channel.

  223. 223
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Threatening to k!ll the family and burn the house down: Right there is grounds for his arrest.

    Labour would prefer to play the race card as they do not want to be reminded of how they helped create the Philpot situation.

  224. 224
    Jimmy says:

    I wonder if there have been any other developments in the courts today which may have caught His Lordship’s eye

    http://amandala.com.bz/news/88-mil-gob-victory-ccj/

  225. 225
    Tachybaptus says:

    Well, I have to congratulate you on the width of your muckrake, though it is a pity that all the teeth are on one side.

  226. 226
    Scotch mist says:

    That was the ONLY successful policy implemented by the Liebore yobs in Westminster.

  227. 227
    Furry liquid says:

    I would of if I could of but that nice Mr Patel on the corner had run out. He should of ordered his supplies a bit earlier. I know if I had been running a shop like that I would of.

  228. 228
    Furry liquid says:

    Stupid cvnt can’t tell the difference between the driver helpfully announcing the next official (as opposed to a red signal) stop for his train. Can’t we keep this f****g idiot on the other side of the Atlantic? The Yanks love stupid thickheaded foppy luvvies.

  229. 229
    Furry liquid says:

    Oh bugger this idiot mod prog! Try again:

    Furry liquid says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    August 1, 2013 at 4:48 am

    Stupid cvnt can’t tell the difference between the dr^i^er helpfully announcing the next official (as opposed to a red signal) stop for his train. Can’t we keep this f****g idiot on the other side of the Atlantic? The Yanks love stupid thickheaded foppy luvvies.

  230. 230
    Jimmy says:

    The side of the angels Tachy, the side of the angels.

  231. 231
    Furry liquid says:

    Did the BBC (or any of the others for that matter) ever get round to mentioning the ethnicity of the alleged perps?

  232. 232
    Whistle Sucker says:

    PC should have known that its easier to make a million than it is to enter DC’s elite circle of trust. Wrong parents, wrong culture, wrong school, wrong accent – Sorry Peter – you didn’t stand a chance but why you should want to cosy up to him and his motley crew is a complete mystery to all of us.

  233. 233
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Oh dear, You haven’t noticed yet that you are using it upside down, Jimmy?

  234. 234
  235. 235
    Slept in says:

    Ways to win Lotto before
    5th Oct New Lotto
    Match 6 (jackpot)† Sat £3.9m Sat £5m
    Wed £2.1m Wed £2.5m
    Match 5 plus Bonus Ball† £100,000 £50,000
    Match 5† £1,500 £1,000
    Match 4† £60 £100
    Match 3 £10 £25
    Raffle (50 winners) N/A £20,000

    Double the cost of a ticket…and reduced prizes for 4,5 and 5* are the exciting changes.
    Why has this change slipped under the radar unquestioned by MPs?
    It’ll wreck the lottery.

  236. 236
    Social workers says:

    Yet another child has been murdered and social services did fuck all despite being aware of the parents. It seems involving social workers is a guarantee that a child will be killed or groomed and r-ped.

  237. 237
    Heel Patch says:

    Kill the BBC NOW, Just put Radio 4 on for a minute, guess what Maggie Thatcher in 1983 again and reference to William Haigh then aged 23, Humidifies says he must have drunk ten pints of bitter. Get a ball sack Cameron and sort the F888’rs out.

  238. 238
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    Thank you, Englanders….

  239. 239
    Heel Patch says:

    Dozy get doesn’t realise he (we) are being ripped off.

  240. 240
    Owen Jones says:

    Could somebody please explain to me how Jeremy Hunt is still in a job? He is a walking disaster.

  241. 241
    Rick Not the Nine o'Clock Nobinson says:

    One thing you have to admire about Dave is his consistency, for he is constantly twisting and turning, rather like a worm on a hook.
    What has been revealed to us all yet again by these recent affairs is Dave’s spectacularly bad judgment when it he comes to decide who to get into bed with (figuratively speaking).

  242. 242
    A Pilgrim Nurse says:

    I’ll be there. I’ve got nothing else to do.

  243. 243
    Heel Patch says:

    Still walking about wearing that dirty mac?.

  244. 244
    DAVE keep my name out of this CAMERON says:

    So it wasn’t only the horse , that dumped its load ?

  245. 245
    Ay shun gr00m ing gang says:

    A lefty concerned about the r@pe of a child? That’ll be a first.

  246. 246
    Village Idiot says:

    …”I would of”, I would have? “You definitely should of”, You definitely should have.

  247. 247
    albacore says:

    Wake up, Fawkes, and smell the immigration
    Never mind some Tory’s vindication
    And while you’re at it, the absolute lack
    Of a vote to get democracy back
    From the stinking, rotten, putrid E U
    Maybe even from the LibLabCons, too

  248. 248
    CarruthersUnStung says:

    The punters will all vote with their feet. It’s sad for British Athletics and UK Sport, but who cares about a lot of people in silly running shorts anyway.

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    Well Brown managed to keep his job for years.

  250. 250
    Taxfodder says:

    They (meaning NOT us) would have sorted themselves out just like Britain more or less did in medieval times, it was never fair nor very pretty and foreign meddling and a great deal of stupidity did not help other than prolonging the pain.

    From what I am witnessing in the UK of late it seems to me the UK could easily become unstable again in the not too distant future, all the signs are there and history has a nasty habit of repeating itself for the ignorant, greedy and selfish intolerant.

  251. 251
    Taxfodder says:

    I’m busy at the mo but Handy Cock or Prezza might oblige…

  252. 252
    Ketts Fracking Rebellion says:

  253. 253
    Furry Daily Mail reader says:

    Humour comprehension is not your strong point, is it?

  254. 254
    Furry Daily Mail reader says:

    Nell told us last week that she was going away for a few days by the seaside.


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