July 31st, 2013

Full Tory MEP Candidate Rankings

EASTERN:

FORD MEP Vicky
VAN ORDEN MBE MEP Geoffrey
CAMPBELL BANNERMAN MEP David
FLACK John
HUNT Tom
SIMONS Margaret
COLLETT Jonathan

EAST MIDLANDS:

McCLARKIN MEP Emma
LEWER Andrew
MATTHEWS Rupert
CASTENS Stephen
CLARKE-SMITH Brendan

LONDON:

KAMALL MEP Syed
TANNOCK MEP Dr Charles
YANNAKOUDAKIS MEP Marina
ATTFIELD Caroline
HACK Dr Lynne
LAWLOR Sheila
CHAMBERS Glyn
ABERCORN FRSA Annesley George

NORTH EAST:

CALLANAN MEP Martin
HOUCHEN Cllr Ben
LEE Andrew

NORTH WEST:

FOSTER MEP Jacqueline
KARIM MEP Sajjad
BEATY Kevin
DUNLEAVY Deborah
BARKER Joe
HAMILTON Daniel
WHITESIDE Chris
WALSH James

SOUTH EAST:

HANNAN MEP Daniel
DEVA DL MEP Nirj Joseph
ASHWORTH MEP Richard
ANDREASEN MEP Marta
ROBINSON Richard
KNIGHT Graham
MARSON Cllr Julie
JEFFREY George
LOVE Rory
PEPPER Adrian

SOUTH WEST:

FOX MEP Ashley
GIRLING MEP Julie
CRACKNELL James
BUTLER Georgina
SWIRE Sophie
MAYNARD Melissa

WALES:

SWINBURNE MEP Dr Kay
DAVIES Aled
BOUCHER Dr Dan
HOPKIN Richard

WEST MIDLANDS:

BRADBOURN OBE MEP Philip Charles
McINTYRE MEP Anthea
DALTON Daniel
BURNETT Michael
BUCKLE Sharon Isobel (Sibby)
PRICE David
SAMES Dan

YORKSHIRE AND THE HUMBER:

KIRKHOPE MEP Timothy
STORY Alex
PROCTER John
ABBOTT Carolyn
NAUGHTON Michael

SCOTLAND:

Ian Duncan
Belinda Don
Nosheena Mobarik
Jamie Gardiner
Iain McGill
Stuart McIntyre


64 Comments

  1. 1
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Ah, nice to see their names. You see these people’s names twice, once when they’re on the electoral list and the second time when they’re caught in the latest Euro-fraud sting.

    Why don’t these people take a stand and refuse to move when the parliament shuttles to Strasbourg? Even UKIP play along with this, presumably claiming a first class ticket on the Brussels-Strasbourg Gravy Express

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    • 8
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      I wish every last one of them, a contented retirement from public life, come 2015.

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      • 15
        Hamish Macbeth says:

        Don’t be too harsh on

        HANNAN MEP Daniel
        and
        ANDREASEN MEP Marta

        They have done more than most to expose the failings of the EU

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        • 27
          Village Idiot says:

          ….But we are still “in” the EU,unable to govern freely,at enormous cost!!!

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          • Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

            Gross contribution to EU Institutions up from £19.512 billion to record £20.009 billion.
            A rise of 2.5 per cent to a record level.

            Net contribution to EU Institutions up from £10.828 billion to (record?) £12.228 billion.
            A rise of 12.9 per cent, largely due to a fall in credit from the EU to lowest level since 2002.

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          • Morgan's Organ says:

            Let’s hope James Cracknell intends to sink the EU boat. Unfortunately switching to the EU gravy train will probably prove a more attractive proposition.

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        • 48
          broderick crawford says:

          yes .. and did we all notice .

          scotland does not appear to have an incumbent mep in the runners and riders list .

          has he himself done a runner ??

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        • 63
          Eddie Alleyn says:

          I think Dan Hannan would greatly improve the Tory front bench at Westminster.

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    • 47
      Anonymous says:

      The Times they are a changing

      Come all the electorate throughout the UK
      It’s time to ignore what the LIBLABCON say
      Lets face it these parties have all had their day
      Our politics need rearranging
      So go out and vote UKIP lets sweep them away
      For the times they are a changing

      Not one of them listens to our point of view
      They’d sooner give our cash to the EU
      So lets kick them out and try something new
      We can’t afford this lot remaining
      Political rethink is long overdue
      For the times they are a changing

      They lied about Lisbon and promised a vote
      There all Europhiles and in the same boat
      Their treachery just bring a lump to my throat
      As each other they just keep blaming
      So send them a message and let them take note
      That the times they are a changing

      We will no longer tolerate lies being told
      Tax breaks for the rich but more tax for the old
      Ruled from the EU and our birthrights sold
      They ignore us when we are complaining
      If we all vote UKIP there out in the cold
      For the times they all need changing

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  2. 2
    The Bastard says:

    Can’t believe Deborah Dunleavy made it above the likes of Joe Barker and Dan Hamilton. She’s all tits and teeth.

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  3. 3
    A Scabby old bag in Edinburgh feeding leeches says:

    All jumping on the Eu gravy train. Fill yer boots.

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    • 52
      The last of their kind says:

      There are 5 Conservatives left in Scotland:
      Ian Duncan
      Belinda Don
      Sheena McBarik
      Jamie Gardiner
      Iain McGill
      Stuart McIntyre

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  4. 4
    Confessions of Rebekah says:

    Rupert has the biggest one. It stays up for ages on account of those blue pills. Sometimes he does not orgasm, quite often actually. He tends to cry “Christ Sheila!” at the moment when it does happen. I wore the same coloured dress once and he lost the last pill which fell in it just as he heard that he was invited to give evidence to the select committee again. It didn’t fall actually, it was projected from his mouth as he was trying to take it with water. Never found the pill, but it did not make much difference.

    Lachlan is like the fiddler’s elbow. It is in and out all the time but very rapid.

    Little Andy (he is surprisingly modest in some vital respects) tends to dribble a lot but gets it in just at the last moment, when you think its going to be too late. You could not say more of a Spurs fan.

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    • 12
      Lord Northcliffe of Bendover says:

      Andy’s at his most dangerous when he gets in round the back.

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    • 35
      Maqboul says:

      Hehe Uncle Rupe seriously upset the leftards when he abandoned Brown and Labour for the Tories.

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      • 41
        Point of Information 2 says:

        And Kudos to him for doing that.

        The leftards really did a number on the guy.

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  5. 5
    Selohesra says:

    What we need is a eurosceptic rating an an indication of how far down they are likely to get in – i like dan hannan but am i better voting ukip or will that stop marta who is also ok getting in

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    • 36
      Observer says:

      Marta A is out of it already, I reckon. The Conservatives are not going to improve on their four seats in the South East and are very likely to lose one. They may lose two.

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  6. 6
    Don't Call Me Dave says:

    That will be goodbye to Marina Yannakoudakis then – the candidate who was voted 5th out of 6 by party members last time, but was then bumped up to third by Dave because all the other people above her were male.

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    • 50
      broderick crawford says:

      is that the name on vicky no-longer-gonged – pryce’s birth certificate in the archives of the piraeus registry office ??

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  7. 7
    Ed Balls says:

    Ed Balls

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  8. 9
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    What have the last six done that is so bad?

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  9. 10
    John Prescott says:

    One day I will be president of europe.

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  10. 11
    Lynton bing crosby says:

    The Met have had a whip round for Mrs Lawrence and bought her a goat so she can milk that as well.

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    • 17
      Anonymous says:

      That would be Lady Lawrence of D’serveFckall to you .

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    • 21
      Max Mosley says:

      I’d like a whip round, in the uniform of the Europa project’s founders please.

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    • 33
      What next says:

      ..It’s a kick in the teeth and salt in the wound and a stick to beat the white man,goodbye England,the death knell is assured..More milk in your tea Mrs ……..

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      • 59
        TheDailyMail IsRight says:

        Thanks for the reminder that some of the murderers of Stephen Lawrence are still free.

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  11. 13
    Greychatter says:

    What would happen if all these were replaced by UKIP MEP’s?
    Could we still get out of EU?
    Or are we too locked in by the Unelected Bureaucrats to ever be a free country again?

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    • 19
      CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

      the expenses bill in Brussels would be even bigger more like, with UKIP MEP’s reputations.

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    • 37
      Gary Bloke says:

      It would be a big step in the right direction.

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    • 44
      Point of Information 2 says:

      If they were then UKIPs presence on the floor of the Euro Parliament would be much stronger.

      This I do not mean as a mong statement.

      The point is that it would give the UK a much stronger and more focused political representation in the European Parliament than currently exists, where the UK is divided by LibLabCon politics in that chamber.

      Following Westminster voting strategies for better political clout in Europe will not work.

      Voting for a party which will represent what the people consider to be their views in Europe is.

      UKIP seem to be the only party who give credible representation of the UK public in the European Parliament.

      In the Euro elections, voting UKIP is a very shrewd move.

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  12. 16
    Sir William Waid says:

    A Conservative MEP is like a slave who can’t help liking his master.

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  13. 22
    Sports Day says:

    Oh Gord yet another Tory sports celeb is standing in the South west. I’m sure that Spider Cracknell is a nice bloke but after that useless twat Sebastian Coe.. no thanks.

    Not forgetting another useless twat the gig rower Julia Goldsworthy who was booted out at the last election and has now been rewarded with promotion as Danny Alexander’s SpAd.

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  14. 23
    Northwest voter says:

    Nope, never heard of any of them.

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  15. 24
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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  16. 25
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    It has always baffled me how anyone can vote for a particular person and not even know of them, it’s really parties that folks are voting for in the hope a particular party has chosen the best candidate for the job, most people could not tell you who their MEP is. Very few folks even see the candidates at election time for the EU and even more worryingly for UK MP elections, at least they used to hold public meetings. Get rid of the parachute system and let local parties chose the candidate, preferably native to the locality live there. No wonder elections have lower turnouts

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  17. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah.. not sure how shuttling between Yeovil and Brussels fits with the adventurer image Cracknell has tried to cultivate since his last gold medal. But surely its academic anyway if UKIP end up with 50% of the vote in some regions..

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    • 31
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      Anon if UKip actually get 50% of the vote do you think they vote themselves out of a job with of course a big compensation for losing their jobbies

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      • 38
        Point of Information 2 says:

        Yes.

        Because they know the EU is on borrowed time now and their future is in mainstream UK politics as a right of center libertarian political party, to at least replace the Lib Dems, and looking ahead to potentially push what was the Conservative party into the Lib Dem position.

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  18. 29
    Innocent says:

    Where’s the more important list please, the UKIP candidates?

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    • 43
      CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

      A bit early for that. Many would have died before then. UKIP make candidate selections very late, for that reason.

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  19. 30
    #ThingsElliottSays says:

    Its good to see that Tom Hunt did very well in the Eastern region ballot considering how young he is. Thank god unlike some of the other Europhiles that run for these positions he is currently going to vote out on EU membership. He told me for a blog post i did (http://thingselliottsays.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/exclusive-thingstomhuntsays.html) that he is going to be combating UKIP with this.

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  20. 39
    Penfold says:

    Who?, Why, WTF.

    Do any actually, truly represent the people of this country with the honourable exception of Dan Hannan.

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    • 49
      fearless Frank says:

      Bollox to Hannan. He defends that flabby fraud David Cameron and stays in the Tory ranks to further his own career. Throw him out along with the others and vote UKIP.

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  21. 40
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Wasn’t Marta Andreasen deselected for 2014 ?

    The list above appears to be current, not candidates.

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  22. 45
    PC Politically Corrupt. says:

    When will the plod focus on fighting crime instead of these pathetic stunts? Corrupt & useless the lot of them. No one has any faith in the police anymore. They are arseholes!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381920/Scottish-police-forced-apologise-branding-Tory-MP-right-t-t-official-Twitter-account-TV-web-abuse-debate.html

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  23. 51
    broderick crawford says:

    OFF SUBJECT SAYS

    Govt. is contemplating legislation which would prevent people with a past history of violence from owning a lethal weapon .

    Now that is a piece of unadulterated brilliance . #

    Wonder why it wasn’t implemented four hundred years ago . Would have saved a few homicides even the odd war ( Sarajevo — Archduke Ferdinand ? )

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  24. 53
    Fed Up says:

    Only comment, UKIP.

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  25. 55
    a cab-person says:

    some late runners for the huntingdon seat:

    Whackfast, E.W.,
    Nurthers, P.L,
    Begum, E,
    Tchaikovsky, Sid,
    Nutbrace, the Hon Algernon
    Platt, S,
    Shufflebotham, Mohammed,
    Fodge, S.,
    Gussett, Ranseed,

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  26. 56
    a cab-person says:

    they’re coming out of the wood-work –

    Spagthorpe, Oliphant;
    Spiggens, J. Thelonius;
    Spiggens, J. Xylophone;
    Spoggins, Q; Spunt,
    Aloysius Raspberry

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  27. 58
    a red-bearded dwarf says:

    what about us?

    Sophus Barkayo-Tong,
    Amaninter Axling,
    Farjole Merrybody,
    Guttergorm Guttergormpton,
    Badly Oronparser,
    Churm Rincewind,
    Cleveland Zackhouse,
    Molonay Tubilderborst,
    Edeledel Edel,
    Scorpion de Rooftrouser,
    Listenis Youghaupt,
    fFrums Gillygottle.

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  28. 60
    beak says:

    The usual vituperative rubbish from the europhobes – including praise for Dan Hannam one of those misguided individualswho helped persuade Tory High Command to move our Euro MPs out of the EPP – where we had influence – and into the wilderness with the far right and other MEPs with ‘unusual’ view, where we had no influence and are a laughing stock – just like where we shall be if we leave the EU.

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  29. 61
    Fact Hunt says:

    Ha Ha (in a Nelson Muntz kind of way).

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  30. 64
    Ira C says:

    Do we need such disgusting comments, where have our former courteous standards sunk to?
    When everyone is quite finished, here is a thought for you all, especially the (anti Europeans)
    Do we really have to accept our MEP candidates chosen for us, by the Anti European league of Conservatives, and where has our so called Democracy disappeared to? If we choose not vote for the first two people on the Selected lists, then our vote will be null and void. Please correct me should I be mistaken. Now to the planned Referendums.
    Here goes the disunited Kingdom again. I always understood that our Nation would never be governed by Referendum. But I am too old to be right, the elderly will out number the rest of society rather soon, then see who will be elected.
    Be assured that UkIP is not the answer to the situation. we need someone with intelligence experience of life, real knowledge of our history and brave enough to preserve our Christian Principles.

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