July 30th, 2013

WATCH: Loony Unite Militants Jump on Boris’ Car


  1. 1
    Unite says:

    You’re a nasty piece of work.

  2. 2
    Jezza says:

    If some Twat jumped on my car I would run over them before putting into reverse for a repeat to make sure he’s got the message.

  3. 3

    They are upset because people not on the payroll will get a job, boo hoo!

  4. 4
    Officer Dibble says:

    And yet they say the Tories are the nasty party.

  5. 5
    Fed Up says:

    This is the same Looney Left idiots that David Cameron supports Unite and the UAF. Poor decision in my book !

  6. 6
    Mrs Doyle says:


  7. 7
    Hugh J A Rection says:

    Boris needs to get a nice big bull bar for the front of his Discovery. One with pointy bits. And his driver needs to be less hesitant with the accelerator.

  8. 8
    Lukewarm says:

    Your Thurrock.
    For fuck’s sake… what a name

  9. 9
    kropotkin says:

    I am afraid that you and Guido misunderstand the event. The brothers are so overwhelmed by the sex appeal of the small blond beachball that they are throwing themselves at him (rather than jumping on the car). I believe they have all been signed up for Boris’ next bonka-bonka party.

  10. 10
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Just drive straight at them

  11. 11
    kropotkin says:

    Get your ears cleared out Dibble. They say the swivel eyed loonie tendency within the Tories are the ‘Nazi Party’.

  12. 12
    kropotkin says:

    And the Unite members aren’t much better.

  13. 13
    Where's Ed? says:

    Has Ed Miliband gone off on Holiday?

  14. 14
    Graham says:

    Run over the bastards.

  15. 15
    The Fire Service says:

    Do try not to get your penis stuck in a toaster.

  16. 16
    Redditch Advertiser says:

    I think it’s an alright name.

  17. 17
    P l e b says:

    Don’t know but the c unt Cameron is certainly on his.

  18. 18
    It's Diana Holland. Goddit? says:

  19. 19
    kronos says:

    Is English a second language in Essex?

  20. 20
    David Cameron says:

    The country’s going to ratshit but I’m chillaxing.

  21. 21
    What Mehdi really thinks. says:

    Great link to Trending Central on Seen Elsewhere.

  22. 22
    Me and my Shadow. says:

    Ed must be shadowing Dave then.

    I feel sorry for Fatbot’s opposite nmber

  23. 23
    Shithead says:

    I will never understand twitter.

  24. 24
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Nice to know they’re wearing vests whilst protesting. Elfin Safety issues, you know. Just because you’re NOT working, it doesn’t mean you should let up on the matter of caution in the non-workplace.

  25. 25
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Hard left extremists.

    Rent seeking bastards one & all.

  26. 26
    Loony Lefties says:

    I’m not a rightie but loony lefties like this make me spew.

  27. 27
    Santa Claus says:

    Elfin safety is essential to my work.

  28. 28
    Too many Ed's says:

    More gay ‘marriage’, then there will be less chance that these twats will exist!

  29. 29
    Wasted lives says:

    To be frank. It’s all a bit sad. Have they nothing better to do with life?

  30. 30
    Loony Lefties says:

    Wasn’t it illegal for them to be climbing onto the car?

  31. 31
    Chelsea Tractor covered in shit says:

    How come Boris’s car is so dirty?

  32. 32
    Bennies says:

  33. 33
    The Prangwizard says:

    Looks like the bad old days are back. But we don’t have anyone in the leadership with the guts to stand up to these thugs – they’ve been planning this for the last two or three years, we need to get prepared. The police won’t help, that’s for sure.

  34. 34
    ang em eye says:

    Remind those stupid fuckers about Section 137 of the Highways Act 1980

    137 Penalty for wilful obstruction.(1)If a person, without lawful authority or excuse, in any way wilfully obstructs the free passage along a highway he is guilty of an offence and liable to a fine not exceeding [F1level 3 on the standard scale].

  35. 35
    BJ says:

    That’s my spunk, old boy.

  36. 36
    Big Chief Sitonbum says:

    … or pissing against an electrified fence.

  37. 37
    The man on the Clapham Omnibus says:

    Rhyming slang for the content of your message?

  38. 38
    Plod aremore interested in Twitter says:

    Someone best remind the plod too.

  39. 39
    Scottish Chav says:

    as a unite member I hereby give BJ permission to run the frackers over

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Thank fuck they made that clear.

  41. 41
    eh says:

    Leaping in front of a moving vehicle is well
    within Elf and Safety rules then?

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    The Conservatives cant be called the “nasty party ” ever again since Labour voters started throwing parties when an old lady with alzeimers disease died.Showing well and truly who is “nasty”.

  43. 43
    The Prangwizard says:

    A classic. Is it real? I still don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
    I had to ask myself, didn’t I see her in a TV sitcom years ago? It is beyond parody.

    But if there ever was a case to cut the benefits to the underserving ‘poor’ this is it. Not starving is she? It should be compulsory viewing for every man woman in England, especially those who whine on about people who have to go without food in order to feed the ‘kids’. At least twice a day for a month.

    I think I am about to be sick.

  44. 44
    Oooer missus says:

    “Chris Huhne’s ex-wife Vicky Pryce loses official honour”

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t agree more, makes me embarrassed to be a unite member!

  46. 46
    Not Unite says:

    Unite has the balls to say “you’re a nasty piece of work” bunch of merchant bankers.

  47. 47
    Whiffler says:

    Welcome to Basildon

    Should read “This is Basildon, and you’re welcome to it”

    PS – TV caption says Unison rather than Unite

  48. 48
    Post hoc says:

    Ghastly beyond belief.

  49. 49
    Post hoc says:

    Next time, Boris should take a Sherman.

  50. 50
    Commander Corder says:

    I wanted a chance to overzealously read the rubric…

  51. 51
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    There it becomes a clash of the safety rules of the road versus the safety rules regarding workers. The dr!ver is obviously in the wrong for even attempting to unsafely operate the car through an appropriately-attired road gang. That they were not actually engaged in the repair of a road is of no consequence in the present situation. Our worker was merely calling attention to the dangerous operation of a motorised vehicle, well within his rights innit? How dare you imply otherwise?

  52. 52
    The ghost of David Wilkie says:

    I suppose we should be thankful they didn’t drop a concrete block on his car from a motorway bridge

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    The police have tazered people for less

  54. 54
    Mr Everett says:

    Round them up, put them in a field and bomb the bastards.

  55. 55
    PC Dixon says:

    What SHITE!!!

  56. 56
    No such thing as society says:

    Well done unite after all this must be the be one of the few times that the adulterous old Etonian hasn’t stopped to perform his bumbling idiot Schtick in front of a TV crew.

  57. 57
    Mr Plod says:

    Why – Is he wanted in Court?

  58. 58
    Django No Time for Unions! says:

    Strange thing is they actually think that stopping someone going about their legal business somehow endears them to the public.

  59. 59

    Well like nice to know what the female person finks, innit. Put that lot in and you can close the port before it has opened.

  60. 60
    No such thing as society says:

    Basildon home of the Thatcherite dream..pure coincidence its chockablock full of scum.

  61. 61
    Enoch Powell says:

    unite = rope lampost

  62. 62
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Then resign

  63. 63
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    It is in London generally

  64. 64
    Saltpetre says:

    It is absolutely real. These lazy fat scroungers up and down the country are a cancer on society. Where is the cure ?

  65. 65
    Enoch was right says:

    In England generally

  66. 66
    Unhand me you rogue says:

    5 percent off the right of the bell curve, 10 percent off the left. Job done.

  67. 67
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Flatten the commie scum

  68. 68
    Francois Hollande says:

    I’d been getting too many Tweets aimed at her.
    Now I understand why.
    Merci beaucoup for clearing that up, UNITE.

  69. 69
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    You will never,never see an interview like that on the beeb.All claimants are victims.

  70. 70
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    That’s what it’s called Lukewarm and has been for many hundreds of years. The “TH” is now pronounced “F” since the Cockney asylum seekers and ex slum dwellers moved in. The Lefty Fascists told them that they would be “resettled” in the East. Some went to the Far East, or Canvey Island.

  71. 71
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Farkin el Kronos doncher know nuffink. Furrock don’t ave no local lingo no more dave all gone nar, an’ us Larndeners ‘ave taken over, sept fer Chafford ‘undred. It’s all Yoruba up there.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    I believe a number of offences have been committed here, obstruction, criminal damage and probably assault as well. naturally the Plods will not want to deal with such a clear case as this.
    TTFN :)

  73. 73
    The Netherlands says:

    Great, that means we will no longer get lots of drivel from their batshit nutter supporters.

    Long live Oranje.

  74. 74
    noel n liam says:

    by eck its grim oop north

  75. 75
    pc plod 666 says:

    Less of that sonny or you’ll be on the receiving end of 50,000 of Her Majesties volts.

    Move along now.

  76. 76
    Willh says:

    I could see her lips moving and could ascertain there was a very small degree of cognitive activity, but for the life of me I couldn’t understand a single word she said. Something about “powts”, apparently?

  77. 77
    High Dudgeon says:

    These people are seem very rude, a total lack of manners and decorum in public.

    I hope Mr Leonid MacRusky apologises on their behalf.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    What a nasty elitist little wanker you must be.

  79. 79
    Another Headshrinker says:

    Dirty communists!

  80. 80
    FFS says:

    Those aren’t genuine Unite members. They’re white.

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