July 30th, 2013

Prezza’s New Job

John Prescott taking time out of his busy schedule to direct traffic in Hull. How the mighty have fallen.

Via Mail.


  1. 1
    Mr Plod says:

    Watch out for the Boris Range Rover!

    • 40
      Road Hump says:

      A Maxi roundabout.

      • 62
        Hang The Bostards says:

        How did everybody miss the opportunity to run the FAT BASTARD over ?

        • 164
          Hugh Janus says:

          “How did everybody miss the opportunity to run the FAT BASTARD over ?”

          More respect for their paintwork I would imagine.

          • wtf does the fat bastard think he is doing

          • The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

            If that was SC, he would have used punctuation.

            ###### ****** FAIL ****** ######

          • Huh! says:

            Who asked you to take your tongue out of his arse?

          • V1le Labour trashed my Country says:

            This is a more fitting vocation for his cognitive abilities.

          • The Grim Reaper says:

            Lord Lardarse to passing motorists:

            ” Nobody and I mean nobody stops me getting to me favourite kebab shop”.

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:


            Have you managed to access Gawker yet using a proxy?

            It is unavailable in the UK as you confirmed last night and a number of others have followed with today.

            It is of no great importance to me whether *upe fucked *ebekah or even *achlan or *ndy or perhaps they all fucked each other? Who cares? What matters is that folks in the UK are not allowed to see the pages, whether rubbish or true.

            Who sets themselves up as the arbiter of what we can see and what we cannot? This is the biggest question we have faced since the internet became available in the UK.

            I have saved the pages so they will never be lost. I will post them in places where it is not illegal so to do, for years to come if needs be.

          • Maqboul says:

            You can’t access Kickass Torrents either – so that you are forced to buy CDs and software with the all the taxes and royalty payments that that entails. Big Business and government in cahoots I shouldn’t wonder.

          • Gadzooks! says:

            Most useful thing that fat fuck has ever done!

          • Anonymous says:

            whats he on. Ask Templer.

        • 356
          PC Dixon says:

          WHAT A PRATT……..

      • 63
        Magic 8 Ball says:

        George Osborne’s father in law calls the north-east ‘desolate’ in the House of Lords and yet we’re talking about this?

        When it comes to fracking, why can’t we wait until they’ve tried it out in Australia first?

        • 77
          Anonymous says:

          Nice try, but we would all rather have a go at Prescott thanks.

          • Anon2 says:

            Then argue on what he has said and done. Not for his looks. He had an eating disorder brought on by hard work.

          • Frencham Ponds says:

            Ha had an eating disorder brought on by eating!

          • Fatso is a greedy hunt says:

            Oh get over yourself. He’s a greedy fat pig, bully and liar. Like all land whales, he pretends he doesn’t eat far too much and the reason for his grotesque obesity, is related to some form of victimhood / disorder.

        • 98
          Bazinga! says:

          Fracking is making the USA independent of the middle east and bringing in billions.

          Meanwhile here in the UK a bunch of BMW driving morons and a few swampy types bring the whole thing to a halt.

          • NE Frontiersman says:

            ‘Fracking is making the USA independent of the middle east and bringing in billions…’
            … until they realise they’ve trashed their aquifers, and allowed Iran to dominate the Gulf while their eye was off the ball.

          • Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

            Don’t swallow the anti-fracking BULLSHIT.

          • Hugh Janus says:

            Well said. And, as always, the BBC is complicit in promoting the bonkers views of a few swampy-types. SE Today have reported, live, from this charade every day since the Balcombe protest started. Balanced it definitely isn’t, and their reporters clearly have not the slightest idea what fracking is or what it involves. Hence, they are just providing the oxygen of publicity to a bunch of eco-loons and cranks, most of who don’t even live in the county.

            Par for the course I suppose.

        • 121
          Mars Attacks says:

          I like desolate places. They are usually isolated and difficult to access, unspoiled and devoid of human habitation and presence. much of the North East is the diametric opposite of that, sadly. So he’s not exactly wrong.
          As for fracking, I think it’s better than those useless fracking windmills mate.
          So… Back to the main plot… That Prezza, hey? Fat c@nt.

          • Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

            Windmills only generate economic power for rent-seeking landlords.

          • Anonymous says:

            Predictably the media has gone overboard over this quite reasonable statement.Surely there will be plenty of jobs in the North east if this came off.What is wrong with that ? You cant eat a view !

        • 135
          Rambler says:

          It is desolate. And that’s the way I like it.

        • 173
          Left wing twat spotter says:

          Father in law ? You really are a left wing dickhead

        • 340
          the 09.29 from Hastings-Banda Station says:

          done fracturing in Poland, Hungary, Australia, and the list continues

    • 96
      Miss Fawkes age 6 says:

      Watch out for the pissed up P*ki!

    • 141
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Someone wants a real apartheid state, but don’t worry… the MSM won’t be letting everyone know..


      • 234
        Bacon Sandwich says:

        You are a Hamas agent to so highlight the fvckwittery of Zyonist ranters: that comment section could be from the hateful blinkered Guardian (but from the other side).

        A plague of boils on both their arses. Brits have been murdered by terrorists on both shitsides of that shitwall.

        What sense can anyone expect from people who think its a good idea to chop baby’s knobends off.

    • 227
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Dear Ms Tiku

      I act for Mrs Rebekah Brooks in her forthcoming trial before the Central Criminal Court.

      I have today had my attention drawn to a piece on your website which is appearing now in the UK. The piece contains a number of false and scurrilous accusations. No prior notice was provided to me by you of an intention to publish this piece.

      I have this evening referred the matter to the Attorney-General of England and Wales as publication of the piece of this nature in the UK before a trial constitutes the serious criminal offence of Contempt of Court. The matter has also been referred to the Crown Prosecution Service and the Trial Judge. No publication of any material that might prejudice a trial is allowed in the UK and the offence is punishable with a substantial sentence of imprisonment.

      Please ensure and confirm that the piece is to removed immediately in order to mitigate any damage already done.

      Yours sincerely,

      Angus McBride

      • 240
        Injunctions'R'Us says:

        In a Vanity Fair profile published last year, Murdoch insiders described Brooks as an “imposter daughter.”

        Although Murdoch has four daughters, two of them grown, over the years he has seemed closer to Brooks than to any of them. She was, people say, like the fantasy daughter, the daughter he always wished he had—the one who never argued with him, who devoted her life to pleasing him. They reportedly swim together in the mornings when he is in London. She fusses over him at dinner parties—making sure he’s eating, that his wineglass is full. “She’s very attentive,” says one News International executive.

        According to our sources, the damning emails are expected to come out as evidence during the trial. Although the affairs are being gossiped about around British newspaper circles, the country’s stringent legal culture when it comes to reporting on criminal prosecutions and upcoming trials has, thus far, kept it out of the press.

        But you read it here.

        • 286
          Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

          The British blogger P4u1 5t41n35, who writes under pseudonym “Guido Fawkes,” dropped a hint that the sex scandal concerned Brooks and Coulson. Another British blogger named Tom Winnifrith also pointed the finger at the Brooks and Coulson:

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:

            But *upert?

            Come on?

            Did Dave only ride the horse? (Think so but…)

    • 354
      The Right Stuff says:

    • 360
      Bloke in LandRover says:

      Get out of the road you dopey fat Twat!

      Pressnam Style is so last century!

  2. 2
    Pendantic Sod says:

    For a moment there, I thought he’d taken up disco dancing… silly me!

    • 64
      Morgan's Organ says:

      Surely thats someone trying to get out of a Smart car after the airbags have gone off!

    • 114
      The Lady says:

      We need a few more working class people in the Commons. Lord Prescott worked hard in his union and made it to the top. Now the country is in the hands of Old Etonians again. Power to the People!

      • 124
        Mars Attacks says:

        Prezza was always a twat. Working class, my 4rse! He’s a wide boy union chancer who used to hold ships in dock for no reason other than he could, making normal working class ships crews’ lives a bloody misery.
        Old Etonians gave us an Empire. Just remind me what the Party ever gave us?
        Illegal wars.
        Inequality of pay greater than under any Tory government.
        Deaths in the NHS of biblical proportions.

        Please feel free to add, as I can’t be 4rsed… I’m depressed enough with that list.

      • 178
        Gonk says:

        Please leave a sign you’re joking. He’s a complete vulgarian.

      • 287
        Ippikin says:

        You must be joking, the man wasn’t even literate, let alone competent to hold any sort of office, even in a whelk-stall business.

        • 334
          Beast Cthulu says:

          Bollocks! He’s thick as pigshit and can barely string a coherent sentence together! Just thick enough to rise to the top of a union!

      • 344
        Anonymous says:

        He was a steward on cruise ships FFS, hardly hacking away on the coal face ! and by all accounts he was a real trouble maker as a union rep.

    • 169
      bergen says:

      Oh for a steamroller.

  3. 3
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Why has he got a giant water melon stuffed up his shirt?

    • 9
      Private Parts says:

      Elevenses – and it’s a Big Mac and Large Fries.

    • 161
      Anonymous says:

      and a chipolata below

    • 207
      Hot News says:

      There are more interesting stories than this one that could be taken from The Daily Mail. For Example, the revelation about Jennifer Aniston.
      I cheated with Kale Chips!
      Is that a Country and Western singer?

    • 327
      Phuquit says:

      Why do you think that the NHS is on its knees?

      It’s twats like Prescott stealing all the pillows.

      Don’t let them get away with it.

  4. 4
    Labour troll says:

    Just doing his civic duty perhaps?

  5. 5
    bit.ly says:

    It’s Jack Duckworth isn’t it?

    • 26
      Joe says:

      Narrr he’s a dead and fictional although the fat bastard in the photos isn’t far behind.

  6. 6
    Red Len says:

    He’s 75, what do you expect from him!?

    10 years as deputy prime minister and sitting in cabinet is a record he can feel pretty pleased with.

  7. 7
    Ruskin College Oxford says:

    John Prescott is our greatest ever student.

  8. 8
    sproggingforbenefits says:

    Bet he fucked it up like all the other ‘jobs’ he has had. . .

  9. 10
    Twat face says:

    Run the fat useless bastard over.

  10. 11
    Scottish Chav says:

    impersonating a roundabout is a criminal offence

  11. 12
    Anonymous says:


  12. 13
    Dave says:

    I say chaps, lets forget all this re-balancing bollocks we’re going back to what we do best. And that’s debt fueled consumer spending based on housing!

    What could possible go wrong?

    • 59
      tory dickhead says:

      Can’t see any problems.

    • 100
      Dodgy Dave says:

      Well after what has happen over the past 30 years Dave, and you don’t know what could go wrong should you really be PM.

    • 148
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      Labour will of course oppose doing exactly what Gordo engineered.

      Of course everyone’s richer the more land affordability lowers.


  13. 14
    Joe says:

    That’s about all he’s good for, the fat useless cvnt!

    • 103
      Dodgy Dave says:

      Isn’t that the sort of thing that special constables do, is Prezza flapping his arms about getting used to directing traffic

      • 107
        Dodgy Dave says:

        Who knows he could be put on speed camera duties waiting to nab the Geedoes

  14. 15
    a little white bull says:

    John ( fat bollard) Prestcott

  15. 17
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Pished again

  16. 18
    You must be Joe King says:

    Definitely promoted beyond his abilities.

  17. 19
    Tony BLair says:

    The oaf was a disaster at Transport

    • 35
      Thames Dover Wight says:

      That’s what happens when you put a steward in charge of the bridge.

  18. 20
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Pauline …Pauline ….take me home Pauline

  19. 21
    John Prescott says:

    Your just jealous of me.

  20. 24
    Weygand says:

    Giving priority to those choosing to go left and blocking those who want to get ahead – as always.

  21. 25
    @55fenderstrat says:

    He is trying to spot a Kyoto Accord, a small hatchback he seems to recall signing for. Seriously, I would not let a delusional old man play in the road.

  22. 27
    Sir William W says:

    Hull, eh? No wonder Philip Larkin was so glum.

  23. 28
    Lord Fatso says:

    Hardly fallen when he is on the gravy train in the HofL.

  24. 29
    We Remember All says:

    Praise the LORD. Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good; his love endures forever.

    Depends who he was with at the time

  25. 31
    WVM says:

    I think it’d be a better use of his time if he’d lay down and becoming a speed bump instead.

  26. 32
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    He could always become a BBC RADIO FOUR weather forecaster .

    Heard on above today

    ” .. and the rain in some places will be fairly wet … ”

    Could JP do better ??

  27. 33
    IDS says:

    “you must downsize to a 1-bed flat”
    “ok council, are there any?”
    “no, so you must pay £40 extra a month to keep living here”
    “but we can’t afford that!”
    “then you should downsize”
    “but you just said..”

    • 39
      Thames Dover Wight says:

      This policy was first instigated by the previous labour administration of which Prescott was a member enough said.

    • 43
      Mandelslime says:

      “you must downsize to 6 mansions”
      “ok I’m a stright kinda guy”
      “so you must pay tax to keep living here”
      “we can afford that but choose not to!”
      “then your a lefty cnut”
      “but you just said..”

  28. 36
    StrongholdBarricades says:

    Can’t even direct traffic on a one way street?

    • 83
      Cardinal Richelieu's mole says:

      He would have made an awesome Police and Crime Commissioner – very hands-on and an example to all the others.

      • 183
        ordure ordure says:

        But would have wanted a larger desk than others for his chief leisure activity.

  29. 38
    Penfold says:

    No High Vis tabard and isn’t it illegal to direct traffic if you are not an authorised person or copper…

  30. 41
    UKIP or bust says:

    And this clown sits in the House of Lords and makes judgments on our lives.

    What a ‘uking joke.

  31. 42
    barrowboy says:

    Busy High St. thanks to Liebor policies.

  32. 45
    Round the bend says:

    First time I have seen a moving road bollard!

  33. 46
    Mark Wouters. says:

    The crowd in No 10 downing street need to be prosecuted under human rights laws ,as these vans telling people from other countries to go Home is deeply offensive and clearly is Racism NAZISM,these so called politicians must be held accountable and face Justice ,they like to dish it out but are not themselves prosecuted.

  34. 51
    Basil Fawlty says:

    Where’s his yellow vest the politburo has decreed that yellow vests must be worn when controlling the slaves.
    This lot will be arriving soon…

  35. 56
    Anonymous says:

    It’s called social responsibility, Greedo.

    You wouldn’t understand.

  36. 57
    Jimmy says:

    He remains a humble servant of the people. You wouldn’t understand.

    • 72
      WVM says:

      Really? What’s humble about excepting a life peerage to the house of Lords and bouncing around proclaiming yourself as Baron Prescott of Kingston upon Hull?

      • 82
        Jimmy says:

        Does he really do that? It sounds very amusing.

        • 162
          Mars Attacks says:

          Yeah, in a Labourite, NHS killing spree, illegal war, zero control, fat ankled secretary shagging type of funny.
          And what do you have to say about Dave, young James? He’s very posh and he’s borrowing lots of money to service the bloody great debt that that fat c^nt Deputy PM watched happen.

          That sort of amusing?

  37. 58
    Bare Backed Cheek says:

    People in East Hull hate that fat fuck. He got the local council to sell hundreds of houses on the cheap to a company ran by his son who then sold the entire company on at a massive profit 18mths before the council stopped spending money on housing in those areas and the company value plummeted. Fraud, basically. I’ve seen him getting first class trains out of Paragon Station in Hull – man of the people my arse – he wears fucking make-up (and not just for TV) and was rude to staff – no wonder most of his coffees were 5 parts gob and phlegm.

  38. 61
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    That Tory Lord Howell who is related to Osborne has just insulted millions and millions of Uk citizens.

    No action taken to date by Cameron.

    I have made a note of this for May 2015

    • 81
      Anonymous says:

      You must lead a very sheltered life if that insults you, you moron !

    • 84
      Geordie boy says:

      Speak for yourself you scroat,I’m from up North and could’nt give
      a flying fuck who said what and who the he’s related to,because any chance of any kind of industry up here would be more than welcome.
      (Reply to 60)

      • 115
        Bazinga! says:

        Spot on Geordie boy. If I were in the north I’d be saying fine, give us the jobs.

    • 113
      Offended on Your Behalf says:

      It’s a sad day if north and south Englishers can no longer trade a few traditional stereotypical insults in a spirit of gentle banter and national rivalry.

      • 196
        Abdel from tooting says:

        If Howell had made the comments he did about bumboys rather than Geordies Cameron would have been all over the place like a rash

        • 278
          Anonymous says:

          What a very strange comparison, are you the one who always has to get a Gay mention in on any subject no matter how stupid ?

    • 209
      Gonk says:

      Undecided until now then, eh ?

  39. 70
    minusthree says:

    BBC News reports massive congestion in the Hull area…

    • 105
      Lord Prescott of 'ull says:

      Na, lad, that were indigestion after me’ small tea of 35 Big Mac meals (make ‘em supersize, will ya luv?)

  40. 71
    R dodger says:

    Why is that fat drunk blocking the traffic

    • 94
      His Lardship John Prescott says:

      A man is gotta do wot a man is gotta do when he’s hungry and wants to get to the all-you-can-eat Chink just as it opens so he can get the good stuff and plenty of it before it’s all gone and he’s left with the scraps.

  41. 73
    Fat Sam's Grand Slam says:

    See he’s still struggling with his bulemia

  42. 75
    Health & Safety Outreach Jobsworth Officer says:

    Where is his high visibility clothing and white gloves?

    • 89
      Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

      With a head and a gut that big, who needs hi-viz gear ?

  43. 80
    PC Plod says:

    We may well have a case of road rage here, were any black disabled lesbians offended by this man?

  44. 85
    John says:

    That must have been a photo set up. There is no way that many drivers, offered the opportunity to run that fat fucker over, would have turned up the chance.

  45. 86
    former_tight_head_prop says:

    Words to fill you with fear (Part 15):

    “I’m Lord Prescott & I’m here to help”

  46. 87
    a little white lie says:

    I have had the good fortune, as I have always believed, never to have had any reason to go to Hull

  47. 88
    Beds in Sheds says:

    DM reporting over 6000 outhouses in Slough could be occupied( thermal imaging cameras have shown). Now I wonder who might be in them?

    • 99
      Bazinga! says:

      MP second homes?

    • 110
      Jacqui Smith says:

      An outhouse in Slough sounds like an even more desirable main residence than a room in your sister’s house.

    • 152
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:


      • 190
        ordure ordure says:

        Two guesses for the countries of the shed illegals here, now please.

      • 193
        Enriched Eric of Enfield says:

        This is old news, at least 2 years, is that how long it takes local government to shift off its arse when the enrichment are involved.

        • 198
          BBC Spokesperson says:

          These sheds are obviously occupied by some of the millions of families thrown out of their homes by the evil Tory bedroom tax.

    • 194
      J. Betjeman says:

      Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!

      • 276
        Tony Blair, Labour messiah and come back king says:

        Bombs on Slough you say. You know, I think we could make that work.

  48. 90
    Glasshopper says:

    Plesscot, he Master of Tai Chi. Man with murrett he can confirm Plesscot is master of all martial arts. Paurine, she say he not master of marital arts.

  49. 91
    democracy my arse says:

    I remember him from my Merchant Navy days, A useless bullying gobshite and he hasn’t changed

    • 109
      Hull Gully says:

      I worked on Hull docks in the 60′s & 70′s,spot on mate!
      The mans an imposter and should fuck off back to Wales-gives Hull a bad name.

      • 180
        Old sailor with the scars says:

        I also remember the useless twat. A classic big mouthed Lower deck lawyer personified if you remember correctly

  50. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Wouldn’t want to run your car into the fat fucker – as tempting as it is – would ruin your car.

    • 102
      Tachybaptus says:

      On the contrary, it would bring you to a gentle stop as the car pushed into his gelatinous mass. There should be Prescotts tethered to every crossing and roundabout.

      • 136
        The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

        ‘Fraid you are wrong on this occasion, Tachy.

        There would be a loud bang and you would be covered in ammonia (NH3) whilst the car wrecked itself.

        He is all piss and wind.

  51. 93
    Prezza's colleagues at the Uniersity of Xiamen says:

    Wai yu so fat? Wan yu go pu, noh wun go niah lu. We no see yu in Xiamen, yu iriot.

  52. 104
    Wot The Hull Was He Thinking? says:

    Dunno, but people going by must have thought Christmas had come months early– here comes Fatty, that sack o’ shit!

  53. 108
    Boris Carloffe says:

    He’ll definatly cause an accident. No brains!

  54. 112
    seriously folks says:

    Is it power that turns people gay ?
    when the MPs get in the position do you think that they are disappointed that they cannot act above the law and start killing people with impunity, exercise their will to bed every attractive woman in the constituency, does the disappointment turn their quest for conquest, redirect it to subjugate their male ” underlings” by sexual dominance ?

  55. 116
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    With any luck a truck from the docks will get him plastered over the road.

    • 195
      Vorsprung durch prezzanik says:

      The Audi transporter will do. Fat twat flattened by the bosch.

  56. 118
    Mars Attacks says:

    Has he thought of turning his fat paws to acting? He’d make a great shoo in for the late Jack Duckworth’s work shy brother.

  57. 118
    Lord Howell, trousering £1000/week in wind farm subsidies says:

    These pictures confirm my comment that the north east is indeed a desolate wasteland, inhabited by peeps who will never vote Tory and can be ignored.

    • 204
      Anonymous says:

      Clearly they do not know their own country. So how do we expect them to know the World. No wonder we are being left behind.

      I could not call Guildford worth saving. It has nothing on the North.

  58. 118
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    530-532 Holderness Rd, Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire HU9 3DT. Neil Hudgell, Solicitors has now relocated into the city centre so the picture must be a few months old.

    If you Google map it, go to the junction and turn round 180° and there you have the scene. If people cannot safely get out of a simple junction like that without needing the help of a fat fart like him, they should not be driving on the road anyway.

    • 126
      Birmingham Council Psychologist says:

      It’s nothing to do with safety. Prescott is merley an unemployed (if over-paid) attention-seeking old buffoon

  59. 122
    Anonymous says:

    Trust him to practice his Tai Chi in the middle of a f—ing main road.

  60. 123
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    I have just verified that UK content is being censored. Across the other side of the Straits of Dover, I can see pages which you cannot.

    Welcome to -China- England.

    • 127
      chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

      what pages is wot we cannot see then ?

      • 132
        • 155
          Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

          Someone in Gawker is an Amiga user.

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:


            Can you pick up the Gawker page, AC1?

          • Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:


            A mate abroad has viewed it for me.

            It’s nothing you haven’t seen alleged here before.

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:

            Then CHiaph (true), do you not have some problem with the fact that you are not allowed to see a page that is freely available abroad?

            Just asking?

          • Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

            I have many bigger fish to fry with the establishment than baseless rumours.

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:

            Fair enough.

            But every rumour is baseless. Until such time as it is realised to be the case.

            The issue is not about rumours, it is about the ability to control what you see. That IMVHO is a much bigger issue.

            In the USA it is called The First Amendment, as you well know.

        • 165
          chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

          I’m not sure that I’m computer literate enough to understand what you are saying, if it is anything to do with red headed female, I know what they can be like and can excuse any guy who fell under the witch’s spell

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:

            Not beating about the bush (!), everyone of us here would have fucked it. That is not the point.

            How much is being covered up and by whom?

            All here should be concerned with that question, whether from the left or right.

          • Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

            Yours sincerely,

            Angus McBride

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:


            Now why does that ring a bell?

      • 171
        Tachybaptus says:

        Just found it with Tor. Doesn’t say anything we hadn’t heard rumoured, but the recent addition of a threatening email from Angus McBride adds amusement.

      • 174
        Tachybaptus says:

        Јuѕt fоund іt wіth Τоr. Dоеѕn’t ѕау аnуthіng wе hаdn’t hеаrd rumоurеd, but thе rесеnt аddіtіоn оf а thrеаtеnіng еmаіl frоm Аnguѕ MсBrіdе аddѕ аmuѕеmеnt.

        • 177
          Injunctions'R'Us says:

          Well done, Tachy!

          This was trying to get out last night:


          • Tachybaptus says:

            “аn іnсrеdіblу wеll νеrѕеd іndіνіduаl” (Сhаmbеrѕ UK, А Сlіеntѕ Guіdе tо thе UK Lеgаl Рrоfеѕѕіоn, 2005)

            Τhеrе іѕ а уоung mаn nаmеd MсBrіdе.
            Іf уоu’νе hаd а tусооn fоr а rіdе
            Аnd, unhарру wіth оnе,
            Hаνе gоnе оn tо hіѕ ѕоn,
            Yоu’d bеѕt hаνе thіѕ mаn оn уоur ѕіdе.

          • chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

            I’m being a bit dim, usual state of affairs, your links are pointing to historical posts of this blog. are you saying they have been deleted ?

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:

            The British blogger P**l S*****s, who writes under pseudonym “G**** F*****,” dropped a hint that the sex scandal concerned Brooks and Coulson. Another British blogger named Tom Winnifrith also pointed the finger at the Brooks and Coulson:

            The reason the Government and David Cameron personally is terrified about this appearing is that he appointed Coulson as his spin doctor in chief instead of a safer pair of hands from the BBC on the advice of….the charming Rebekah. Rebekah was a good pal of his, lending him her horse to ride as they partied together in rural Oxfordshire. LOL.

            And of course Rebekah’s lawyer is….David Cameron’s big brother Alex.

            (Alex probably did not fuck her [being quite clever] but nearly all the others (except Dozy Dave) may have done, judging by appearances.)

          • you think you can sneak up on me ?chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

            concerning who or has not shagged each other I don’t think it’s anybodies business but there own,. If you are going hint hint, nudge, nudge so what ?

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:

            their ffs!

            The court will not agree with you. Full stop.

          • Point of Information 2 says:

            Problem with that G’awker article though is that most of the facts have been withdrawn / corrected within it.

            The representation for *rooks is not Alex, but another lawyer – albeit from the same chambers as Cameron. Tiku corrected that further down, but allowed the original text to remain struck.

            I think it is in the public’s interest to know whether upon return of the horse to the stables, if either party had a disheveled appearance and perhaps signs of spunk on their person.

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:


            But I like you!

          • The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

            The problem is that, however many people visit this site, the number who have seen the Gawker allegations (whatever their veracity), can probably be counted in single figures.

          • Tachybaptus says:

            Hоwеνеr, nоnе оf thеm wоuld hаνе bоthеrеd tо lооk uр thе Gаwkеr раgе аt аll іf іt hаd nоt bееn blосkеd. І dоn’t саrе а dоg’ѕ fаrt whісh оf thеѕе ѕаd реорlе fuсk еасh оthеr. І lооkеd аt thе раgе bесаuѕе іt wаѕ рrоhіbіtеd, nо оthеr rеаѕоn.

          • Injunctions'R'Us says:


            + Graham’s number (plus some)

        • 232
          chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

          what has Glastonbury got to do with it ?

        • 239
          you think you can sneak up on me ?chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

          hmmm red head

  61. 130
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Bradley Manning found guilty of most charges in WikiLeaks case Reuters

    What a surprise!

    …acquitted of aiding enemy though.

  62. 131
    chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    I’m a fat bastard and I don’t care
    I eat all day and I eat all night
    I don’t care if you think I look repulsive when I am bare
    because I am a fat bastard and I don’t care

    • 272
      This may work better... says:

      ** John **
      I’m a fat bastard called John Prescott,
      Fat I am and thin I’m not,
      I eat all day, and I eat all night,
      And then I like to fight.

      ** Chorus **
      Oh, he’s a fat bastard called John Prescott,
      Fat he is and thin he’s not.
      He eats all day, and he eats all night,
      And then he likes to fight.

      ** John **
      I’ve got two cars, and several pools,
      Think most lefties are useless fools.
      As Tony said, I can have it all,
      Just shut up and eat my pies.

      ** Chorus **
      Oh, he’s got two Jags, and a load of cash,
      Thinks the voters are worthless trash.
      Tony told him to shut his trap,
      Whilst Tony went off to war.

      ** John **
      Now I’m in, the house of Lords,
      Got a wig and gown, and big brass balls.
      But Tony said need to watch my back,
      Keep away from woods for sure.

      ** Chorus **
      In the house of Lords, he is a bore,
      With his wig and gown and no class at all.
      After Tony’s little unjust war,
      John should go to hell .

      ** John **
      – Blinks, looks nervously around, eats pie…

      ** Chorus **
      Oh, he’s a fat bastard called John Prescott,
      Fat he is and thin he’s not.
      He eats all day, and he eats all night,
      And then he likes to fight.

  63. 133
    PSY says:

    Op op op gangnam style….

  64. 134
    Sour Grapes says:

    “Peter Mandelson has been appointed the high steward of Kingston Upon Hull after the historic role was resurrected by the Queen.

    When Hull city council announced Lord Mandelson’s selection for the role, Lord Prescott, who was MP for Hull East from 1970 to 2010, said he was surprised it had not been discussed with him.”

  65. 137
    Tosspot says:

    Hopefully, he will run for Prime Minister
    He appears to have what most current
    politicians lack.

  66. 140
    wotson says:

    always room for another village idiot

  67. 144
    gordon is a moron says:

    just watched ch 4 news, do any of the news editors rerun the content even for a reality check ! a constant tsunami of left wing bilge. the secton on immigraton by gurning murphy he
    did’nt persue the agitprop prompted lefty numpty on a single point of her argument but launched a blitz on the govt. minister..these c0unts surely don’t believe they are objective?

  68. 153
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    No No Lenovo:


    • 160
      Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

      I refuse to use them because they’re crap.

      • 163
        The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

        My dear boy, everything made in China has built-in obsolescence and therefore must, by definition, be crap. ;-)

        • 172
          chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

          is silk yes, I say, if not, you come back tomorrow I give money back.

  69. 154
    Northerner says:

    Let’s face it the only people offended are the professional offence takers of the left and the BBC. The rest of us could not give a fuck.

    Southern Poofters.

    • 187
      Gordon McFuckwit-Bust says:

      Last time I looked BBC was in fecking Salford and the person giving a fuck came from geordieland.

      Perhaps north south divide should be moved to fecking perth

  70. 179
    A Cracker says:
    • 181
      Private school kid the other side of town says:

      Who are these people ” Ustice Allianc”

    • 191
      Heel Patch says:

      Multi-millionaire Lawyer says … Right on fatty!.

      • 199
        Long John Silver's parrot says:

        I would rather we had a Government intent on ensuring all its citizens could afford their own legal bills thank you very much.

    • 236
      The cat in the hat says:

      Are these photographs of the same person?

      • 269
        you think you can sneak up on me ?chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

        how do you celebrate 64 years of legal aid ? I know let’s hold up a piece of paper with the words
        ” celebrating 64 years of legal aid”

        • 293
          Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

          “Celebrating” 64 years of above inflation payrises for lawyers and other legal sharks.

          • M'lud says:

            If lawyers and other legal types were not so bloody rapacious, there would be little need for legal aid in the first place.

  71. 184
    Gonk says:

    Start fracking on his exact position. Permission granted.

  72. 202
    'elf'n'safety jobsworth says:

    I’ll be asking Mr Prescott why he hadn’t completed a risk assessment before stepping off the pavement.

  73. 214
    ho hum says:

    Prescott does his chicken impression: Road Island Red

  74. 216
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in politics says:

    I’m planning for the Free Socialist Republic of Scotland to open a consulate in Newcastle. Love to visit the ‘toon as the lassies go like trains.

  75. 219

    What about this “Turner” issue. It is a shame and something should be done.

  76. 221
    Vicky 'old lag' Pryce says:

    Never wanted to be a Companion of the Order of the Bath anyway, so FYI your maj. you can stuff it.

  77. 222
    Right Full Rudder says:

    If Prescott really did direct traffic, it would look like 2:20 into this:

    • 266
      Pick litter for bennies says:

      This looks like JPs Fireheadquarters reoganisation.Cost the taxpayer half a billion!

  78. 229
    P l e b says:

    I see Duncan Smith the coward who won’t live on £52 a week even though he said he could, let the woman with the Liverpool accent who believes herself to be a Tory do all the talking the day ….how brave of him ?

    • 244
      Pick litter for bennies says:

      You must be refering to the selfconfessed “ducker and diver”who said after poker,gambling and beer he struggled to survive?

    • 325
      Sorry but of all people do not piss on ID says:

      I answer you directly. He has . He has been in that position. That is why he understands more than many or not sll other MP’ s what poor means? He is the one that has study this problem and gone out of his way to help.

      Now of course you may not and will probably choose not to believe that.

      Fair enough you have a political point to make. When you do though be careful because this guy understands and seriously understands the plight of those less well off.

      Look at his history not what party he is. He puts all of LAbour to shame

  79. 237
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Who is filling in as the village idiot while Prescott directs traffic?

  80. 243
    Tracey Mount-Temple says:

    Orezza was all ‘ands wiv me too, I can tell you.

  81. 249
    Questions of our time says:

    Is that sack of court avoiding shit MacShame off on holiday shagging ex-con Pryce at the moment ?

    That really does take the pi$$.

  82. 250
    Cornish Pilchard says:

  83. 252
    The cat in the hat says:

    Sorry folks, but its got to be said.

    Prescott is probably doing a good turn.

    I guess there’s been a minor accident or whatever and he’s helping out, like we all would, trained or not.

    Let us rise above trite tribalism lest we sound like lefties, as per the clown earlier on going on about Gideon’s father in law.

    So well done John Prescott, Human Traffic Light of the Year, 2013.

  84. 262
    Athanasius says:

    Poor man! Has be been ***eating*** again?

  85. 270
    Tracey Temple's Tampon says:

    About time that Hunt did something rather than mess with mine. Hope someone ran the fat prick over.

  86. 275
    Cesspit says:

    Hi righties. How many ràpe threats have some of you tweeted today? Only asking given the number of misogynist and sexually violent comments posted here on a daily basis.

  87. 290
    HIGNFY (or not) says:

    Summary for those unable to follow this:

    Rupert banged Яebekah
    Lachlan banged Яebekah
    Andy banged Яebekah
    Coldstream Guards banged Яebekah
    Яebekah fucked the company

    All the above, allegedly.

    • 309
      Diputado Jefe Cucaracha says:

      Ella se golpea como una puerta de mierda casa en una tormenta – presuntamente.

      • 318
        HIGNFY (or not) says:

        I was fortunate enough to have a gf for almost 7 years who possessed the strongest muscles in her essential fibromuscular elastic tubular tract that I have ever known.

        One imagines that Яebekah must be so blessed. It is more likely to persist where the female has not borne children.

  88. 294
    Owen Jones says:

    I’d like to give Bradley Manning a nookie badge to add to his glittering array of medals.

    • 302
      Bazinga! says:

      He has more medals than Nelson had. I hate to wonder what this all American war hero got them for. Lady Gaga impressions?

  89. 299
    Diane Fatbott says:


  90. 300
    Bazinga! says:

    Funny that in all the BBC reporting about Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden not once have they mentioned their beloved Obama.

    The force feeding of prisoners in the STILL open Guantanamo is also ignored by the BBC.

    You can bet if George Bush were still in power the BBC would be emptying another bucket over him.

  91. 303
    Bazinga! says:

    Nice to see the BBC and fat plod wetting their panties over some Twitter bollocks, whilst the deaths of 13,000 people at the hands of Nu Labour and the NHS go unnoticed.

  92. 312
    Proof that the BBC is run by active Leftists says:

    BBC attacks Humphrys for telling the truth on welfare: Corporation bosses accused of Left-wing bias after criticising respected Today presenter


    • 316
      Flummoxed says:

      The idea that the bbc is accusing Humphrys of being too right-wing says it all really.

  93. 322
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Labour lead cut to 3 points (Travail: trois pointes, Arbeitsmarkt drei Punkte)

    They are even more fucked than Яebekah.

    • 347
      Anonymous says:

      Serves them right for copying tory policies instead of looking after the English white working class.

  94. 324
    What time is it? says:

    Yes you guessed it, it’s Pat Rant time again!

    • 345
      Mungo&Passionless says:

      Condell TV would be a good channel to watch in place of BBC Breakfast

  95. 332
    polythesis says:

    The extremist far left BBC starting to attack its own for failing to adhere rigidly enough to the prevailing extreme left theology? Billions of pounds a year to provide the left with a worldwide propaganda platform for the left, just what did people expect would happen I wonder? They will of course turn in on themselves and start the process of political purification, its what these fanatics do and who they are to the core of their rotten misbegotten souls.

    Nobody expects the inquisition.

    It was always going to end up like this, this is what extremist bigots allowed free rein always do and the BBC has been allowed to evolve into an ideological mini state like the Vatican as it progressively excluded the unreliable and the infidel and the impure. The BBC wants to be free to spread its poisonous and ultimately evil creed like a virus. Cameron loves the BBC, he loves their theology and their aims, he is in fact a deep cover agent.

  96. 337
    Front Bottom says:

    I see Viagra are going to put pictures of Owen Jones on the back of Viagra packets, in case you need to lose your erection in a hurry.

  97. 338
    Loopy Lou says:

    Brits have been caught selling Nazi Gold.

    What a load of shits.

  98. 339
    David levando-todos-para-um-passeio Cameron says:

    Cada um de nós tem propositadamente se tornar uma barata comum.

  99. 341
    Owen Jones says:

    I genuinely think.. we are starting to slide down a slippery slope.

  100. 350
    Charlie Brooker's Embarrassing Right-Wing Uncle says:

    That is disgraceful, a politician with working-class pretensions doing a working class job for a change. Errr …. ?

    • 358
      UKIP Voter says:

      What a pity he didn’t take up this job before he helped Bliar and Brown ruin the Country.

      • 359
        Charlie Brooker's Embarrassing Right-Wing Uncle says:

        Don’t be so cynical, this demonstrates how Community Service can improve lives even for those with so desperate a past as John Prescott.

  101. 361
    Highways Agency says:

    Fat B’stard would provide an excellent impact severity reduction function or crash barrier.

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“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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