July 30th, 2013

Prezza’s New Job


361 Comments

  1. 1
    Mr Plod says:

    Watch out for the Boris Range Rover!

  2. 2
    Pendantic Sod says:

    For a moment there, I thought he’d taken up disco dancing… silly me!

  3. 3
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Why has he got a giant water melon stuffed up his shirt?

  4. 4
    Labour troll says:

    Just doing his civic duty perhaps?

  5. 5
    bit.ly says:

    It’s Jack Duckworth isn’t it?

  6. 6
    Red Len says:

    He’s 75, what do you expect from him!?

    10 years as deputy prime minister and sitting in cabinet is a record he can feel pretty pleased with.

  7. 7
    Ruskin College Oxford says:

    John Prescott is our greatest ever student.

  8. 8
    sproggingforbenefits says:

    Bet he fucked it up like all the other ‘jobs’ he has had. . .

  9. 9
    Private Parts says:

    Elevenses – and it’s a Big Mac and Large Fries.

  10. 10
    Twat face says:

    Run the fat useless bastard over.

  11. 11
    Scottish Chav says:

    impersonating a roundabout is a criminal offence

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    YMCA!

  13. 13
    Dave says:

    I say chaps, lets forget all this re-balancing bollocks we’re going back to what we do best. And that’s debt fueled consumer spending based on housing!

    What could possible go wrong?

  14. 14
    Joe says:

    That’s about all he’s good for, the fat useless cvnt!

  15. 15
    a little white bull says:

    John ( fat bollard) Prestcott

  16. 16
    Joe says:

    Well said.

  17. 17
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Pished again

  18. 18
    You must be Joe King says:

    Definitely promoted beyond his abilities.

  19. 19
    Tony BLair says:

    The oaf was a disaster at Transport

  20. 20
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Pauline …Pauline ….take me home Pauline

  21. 21
    John Prescott says:

    Your just jealous of me.

  22. 22
    Private Parts says:

    Must have been a bloody big cabinet

  23. 23
    Fishy says:

    It’s an Island.

    He’s called it Tracey Island

  24. 24
    Weygand says:

    Giving priority to those choosing to go left and blocking those who want to get ahead – as always.

  25. 25
    @55fenderstrat says:

    He is trying to spot a Kyoto Accord, a small hatchback he seems to recall signing for. Seriously, I would not let a delusional old man play in the road.

  26. 26
    Joe says:

    Narrr he’s a dead and fictional although the fat bastard in the photos isn’t far behind.

  27. 27
    Sir William W says:

    Hull, eh? No wonder Philip Larkin was so glum.

  28. 28
    Lord Fatso says:

    Hardly fallen when he is on the gravy train in the HofL.

  29. 29
    We Remember All says:

    Praise the LORD. Give thanks to the LORD, for he is good; his love endures forever.

    Depends who he was with at the time

  30. 30
    Sir William W says:

    I hope he’s fitted with a catalytic converter.

  31. 31
    WVM says:

    I think it’d be a better use of his time if he’d lay down and becoming a speed bump instead.

  32. 32
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    He could always become a BBC RADIO FOUR weather forecaster .

    Heard on above today

    ” .. and the rain in some places will be fairly wet … ”

    Could JP do better ??

  33. 33
    IDS says:

    “you must downsize to a 1-bed flat”
    “ok council, are there any?”
    “no, so you must pay £40 extra a month to keep living here”
    “but we can’t afford that!”
    “then you should downsize”
    “but you just said..”

  34. 34
    what a plonker. says:

    What a clown, he will do anything to draw attention to himself.

  35. 35
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    That’s what happens when you put a steward in charge of the bridge.

  36. 36
    StrongholdBarricades says:

    Can’t even direct traffic on a one way street?

  37. 37
    M102 says:

    :)

  38. 38
    Penfold says:

    No High Vis tabard and isn’t it illegal to direct traffic if you are not an authorised person or copper…

  39. 39
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    This policy was first instigated by the previous labour administration of which Prescott was a member enough said.

  40. 40
    Road Hump says:

    A Maxi roundabout.

  41. 41
    UKIP or bust says:

    And this clown sits in the House of Lords and makes judgments on our lives.

    What a ‘uking joke.

  42. 42
    barrowboy says:

    Busy High St. thanks to Liebor policies.

  43. 43
    Mandelslime says:

    “you must downsize to 6 mansions”
    “ok I’m a stright kinda guy”
    “so you must pay tax to keep living here”
    “we can afford that but choose not to!”
    “then your a lefty cnut”
    “but you just said..”

  44. 44
    Look At It From Another Angle says:

    From Prezza’s point of view even he is holding up the Left & informing people to go Right

  45. 45
    Round the bend says:

    First time I have seen a moving road bollard!

  46. 46
    Mark Wouters. says:

    Hello,
    The crowd in No 10 downing street need to be prosecuted under human rights laws ,as these vans telling people from other countries to go Home is deeply offensive and clearly is Racism NAZISM,these so called politicians must be held accountable and face Justice ,they like to dish it out but are not themselves prosecuted.

  47. 47
    what a plonker. says:

    The dignity of high office.

  48. 48
    Private Parts says:

    Nope – straight through exhaust. Noisy but provides more thrust than a CAT

  49. 49
    ancientpopeye says:

    True, but he couldn’t even get that right.
    Large pink gin please waiter.

  50. 50
    National Socialists were the Nazies says:

    Can’t you find anything better to do in your school holidays?

  51. 51
    Basil Fawlty says:

    Where’s his yellow vest the politburo has decreed that yellow vests must be worn when controlling the slaves.
    This lot will be arriving soon…

    http://newsinfo1000.wordpress.com/2013/04/16/eurogendfor-super-european-gendarmerie-herd-expands-to-respond-to-future-riots/

  52. 52
    Hugh Janus says:

    +100

  53. 53
    a little white lie says:

    yes I think you need certification from somewhere or other

  54. 54
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    He’ll punch you for that.

  55. 55
    Hugh Janus says:

    What he did in government – and to Ms Temple – was mostly illegal, but he got away with it.

  56. 56
    Anonymous says:

    It’s called social responsibility, Greedo.

    You wouldn’t understand.

  57. 57
    Jimmy says:

    He remains a humble servant of the people. You wouldn’t understand.

  58. 58
    Bare Backed Cheek says:

    People in East Hull hate that fat fuck. He got the local council to sell hundreds of houses on the cheap to a company ran by his son who then sold the entire company on at a massive profit 18mths before the council stopped spending money on housing in those areas and the company value plummeted. Fraud, basically. I’ve seen him getting first class trains out of Paragon Station in Hull – man of the people my arse – he wears fucking make-up (and not just for TV) and was rude to staff – no wonder most of his coffees were 5 parts gob and phlegm.

  59. 59
    tory dickhead says:

    Can’t see any problems.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    but not implemented in a typically tory wank kind of way

    twat

  61. 61
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    That Tory Lord Howell who is related to Osborne has just insulted millions and millions of Uk citizens.

    No action taken to date by Cameron.

    I have made a note of this for May 2015

  62. 62
    Hang The Bostards says:

    How did everybody miss the opportunity to run the FAT BASTARD over ?

  63. 63
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    George Osborne’s father in law calls the north-east ‘desolate’ in the House of Lords and yet we’re talking about this?

    When it comes to fracking, why can’t we wait until they’ve tried it out in Australia first?

  64. 64
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Surely thats someone trying to get out of a Smart car after the airbags have gone off!

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    But the point about Hull is that it is oozing museums and has a Premiership Football Club.

  66. 66
    Joe says:

    You’d need a challenger II tank to get over that fat bastard.

  67. 67
    WVM says:

    Give that man a cigar!

  68. 68
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    By greatest you mean largest.

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  70. 70
    minusthree says:

    BBC News reports massive congestion in the Hull area…

  71. 71
    R dodger says:

    Why is that fat drunk blocking the traffic

  72. 72
    WVM says:

    Really? What’s humble about excepting a life peerage to the house of Lords and bouncing around proclaiming yourself as Baron Prescott of Kingston upon Hull?

  73. 73
    Fat Sam's Grand Slam says:

    See he’s still struggling with his bulemia

  74. 74
    Bare Backed Cheek says:

    The point about Hull is the fact re Prescott embezzlement of council assets and funds was never fully uncovered.

    http://www.zoominfo.com/p/Jonathan-Prescott/1142978964

  75. 75
    Health & Safety Outreach Jobsworth Officer says:

    Where is his high visibility clothing and white gloves?

  76. 76
    Bare Backed Cheek says:

    Bulimia and amnesia; he did the gorging then forgot to throw up

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Nice try, but we would all rather have a go at Prescott thanks.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    To be fair rain does make it wet, whats your problem ?

  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    What is your problem, they are saying go home if you arent here legally which seems fair comment to me.Why are you trying to change the subject from Prescott staggering around in the road, is that you Pauline ?

  80. 80
    PC Plod says:

    We may well have a case of road rage here, were any black disabled lesbians offended by this man?

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    You must lead a very sheltered life if that insults you, you moron !

  82. 82
    Jimmy says:

    Does he really do that? It sounds very amusing.

  83. 83
    Cardinal Richelieu's mole says:

    He would have made an awesome Police and Crime Commissioner – very hands-on and an example to all the others.

  84. 84
    Geordie boy says:

    Speak for yourself you scroat,I’m from up North and could’nt give
    a flying fuck who said what and who the he’s related to,because any chance of any kind of industry up here would be more than welcome.
    (Reply to 60)

  85. 85
    John says:

    That must have been a photo set up. There is no way that many drivers, offered the opportunity to run that fat fucker over, would have turned up the chance.

  86. 86
    former_tight_head_prop says:

    Words to fill you with fear (Part 15):

    “I’m Lord Prescott & I’m here to help”

  87. 87
    a little white lie says:

    I have had the good fortune, as I have always believed, never to have had any reason to go to Hull

  88. 88
    Beds in Sheds says:

    DM reporting over 6000 outhouses in Slough could be occupied( thermal imaging cameras have shown). Now I wonder who might be in them?

  89. 89
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    With a head and a gut that big, who needs hi-viz gear ?

  90. 90
    Glasshopper says:

    Plesscot, he Master of Tai Chi. Man with murrett he can confirm Plesscot is master of all martial arts. Paurine, she say he not master of marital arts.

  91. 91
    democracy my arse says:

    I remember him from my Merchant Navy days, A useless bullying gobshite and he hasn’t changed

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Wouldn’t want to run your car into the fat fucker – as tempting as it is – would ruin your car.

  93. 93
    Prezza's colleagues at the Uniersity of Xiamen says:

    Wai yu so fat? Wan yu go pu, noh wun go niah lu. We no see yu in Xiamen, yu iriot.

  94. 94
    His Lardship John Prescott says:

    A man is gotta do wot a man is gotta do when he’s hungry and wants to get to the all-you-can-eat Chink just as it opens so he can get the good stuff and plenty of it before it’s all gone and he’s left with the scraps.

  95. 95
    Dodgy Dave says:

    The two Fawkes are about 47 and 27 what size will they be when/if they get to Prezza’s age, the mind boggles

  96. 96
    Miss Fawkes age 6 says:

    Watch out for the pissed up P*ki!

  97. 97
    Dodgy Dave says:

    You have been elected to so, so if you don’t, watch out your wish maybe executed on you instead

  98. 98
    Bazinga! says:

    Fracking is making the USA independent of the middle east and bringing in billions.

    Meanwhile here in the UK a bunch of BMW driving morons and a few swampy types bring the whole thing to a halt.

  99. 99
    Bazinga! says:

    MP second homes?

  100. 100
    Dodgy Dave says:

    Well after what has happen over the past 30 years Dave, and you don’t know what could go wrong should you really be PM.

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  102. 102
    Tachybaptus says:

    On the contrary, it would bring you to a gentle stop as the car pushed into his gelatinous mass. There should be Prescotts tethered to every crossing and roundabout.

  103. 103
    Dodgy Dave says:

    Isn’t that the sort of thing that special constables do, is Prezza flapping his arms about getting used to directing traffic

  104. 104
    Wot The Hull Was He Thinking? says:

    Dunno, but people going by must have thought Christmas had come months early– here comes Fatty, that sack o’ shit!

  105. 105
    Lord Prescott of 'ull says:

    Na, lad, that were indigestion after me’ small tea of 35 Big Mac meals (make ‘em supersize, will ya luv?)

  106. 106
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    Has anybody got anything nice to say about my appendage?

  107. 107
    Dodgy Dave says:

    Who knows he could be put on speed camera duties waiting to nab the Geedoes

  108. 108
    Boris Carloffe says:

    He’ll definatly cause an accident. No brains!

  109. 109
    Hull Gully says:

    I worked on Hull docks in the 60’s & 70’s,spot on mate!
    The mans an imposter and should fuck off back to Wales-gives Hull a bad name.

  110. 110
    Jacqui Smith says:

    An outhouse in Slough sounds like an even more desirable main residence than a room in your sister’s house.

  111. 111
    Dodgy Dave says:

    That’s very true Johnny

  112. 112
    seriously folks says:

    Is it power that turns people gay ?
    when the MPs get in the position do you think that they are disappointed that they cannot act above the law and start killing people with impunity, exercise their will to bed every attractive woman in the constituency, does the disappointment turn their quest for conquest, redirect it to subjugate their male ” underlings” by sexual dominance ?

  113. 113
    Offended on Your Behalf says:

    It’s a sad day if north and south Englishers can no longer trade a few traditional stereotypical insults in a spirit of gentle banter and national rivalry.

  114. 114
    The Lady says:

    We need a few more working class people in the Commons. Lord Prescott worked hard in his union and made it to the top. Now the country is in the hands of Old Etonians again. Power to the People!

  115. 115
    Bazinga! says:

    Spot on Geordie boy. If I were in the north I’d be saying fine, give us the jobs.

  116. 116
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    With any luck a truck from the docks will get him plastered over the road.

  117. 117
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Come on , be fair. One worthless sack of shit doesn’t mean everyone is the same!

  118. 118
    Mars Attacks says:

    Has he thought of turning his fat paws to acting? He’d make a great shoo in for the late Jack Duckworth’s work shy brother.

  119. 119
    Lord Howell, trousering £1000/week in wind farm subsidies says:

    These pictures confirm my comment that the north east is indeed a desolate wasteland, inhabited by peeps who will never vote Tory and can be ignored.

  120. 120
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    530-532 Holderness Rd, Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire HU9 3DT. Neil Hudgell, Solicitors has now relocated into the city centre so the picture must be a few months old.

    If you Google map it, go to the junction and turn round 180° and there you have the scene. If people cannot safely get out of a simple junction like that without needing the help of a fat fart like him, they should not be driving on the road anyway.

  121. 121
    Mars Attacks says:

    I like desolate places. They are usually isolated and difficult to access, unspoiled and devoid of human habitation and presence. much of the North East is the diametric opposite of that, sadly. So he’s not exactly wrong.
    As for fracking, I think it’s better than those useless fracking windmills mate.
    So… Back to the main plot… That Prezza, hey? Fat c@nt.

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    Trust him to practice his Tai Chi in the middle of a f—ing main road.

  123. 123
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    I have just verified that UK content is being censored. Across the other side of the Straits of Dover, I can see pages which you cannot.

    Welcome to -China- England.

  124. 124
    Mars Attacks says:

    Prezza was always a twat. Working class, my 4rse! He’s a wide boy union chancer who used to hold ships in dock for no reason other than he could, making normal working class ships crews’ lives a bloody misery.
    Old Etonians gave us an Empire. Just remind me what the Party ever gave us?
    Illegal wars.
    Debt.
    Inequality of pay greater than under any Tory government.
    Deaths in the NHS of biblical proportions.

    Please feel free to add, as I can’t be 4rsed… I’m depressed enough with that list.

  125. 125
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    But implemented in a typical labour wank type of way.

  126. 126
    Birmingham Council Psychologist says:

    It’s nothing to do with safety. Prescott is merley an unemployed (if over-paid) attention-seeking old buffoon

  127. 127
    chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    what pages is wot we cannot see then ?

  128. 128
    UK Fred says:

    The best thing about Hull is the A63, which leads on to the M62, so you can get away fast.

  129. 129
    WVM says:

    Has someone discovered a new species of bullfrog?

  130. 130
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Bradley Manning found guilty of most charges in WikiLeaks case Reuters

    What a surprise!

    …acquitted of aiding enemy though.

  131. 131
    chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    I’m a fat bastard and I don’t care
    I eat all day and I eat all night
    I don’t care if you think I look repulsive when I am bare
    because I am a fat bastard and I don’t care

  132. 132
  133. 133
    PSY says:

    Op op op gangnam style….

  134. 134
    Sour Grapes says:

    “Peter Mandelson has been appointed the high steward of Kingston Upon Hull after the historic role was resurrected by the Queen.

    When Hull city council announced Lord Mandelson’s selection for the role, Lord Prescott, who was MP for Hull East from 1970 to 2010, said he was surprised it had not been discussed with him.”

  135. 135
    Rambler says:

    It is desolate. And that’s the way I like it.

  136. 136
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    ‘Fraid you are wrong on this occasion, Tachy.

    There would be a loud bang and you would be covered in ammonia (NH3) whilst the car wrecked itself.

    He is all piss and wind.

  137. 137
    Tosspot says:

    Hopefully, he will run for Prime Minister
    He appears to have what most current
    politicians lack.

  138. 138
    NE Frontiersman says:

    ‘Fracking is making the USA independent of the middle east and bringing in billions…’
    … until they realise they’ve trashed their aquifers, and allowed Iran to dominate the Gulf while their eye was off the ball.

  139. 139
    Bare Backed Cheek says:

    I only ever go back to Hull when my girlfriend asks me to kiss her somewhere dirty

  140. 140
    wotson says:

    always room for another village idiot

  141. 141
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Someone wants a real apartheid state, but don’t worry… the MSM won’t be letting everyone know..

    http://www.timesofisrael.com/abbas-says-there-will-be-no-israelis-in-palestine/

  142. 142
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Don’t swallow the anti-fracking BULLSHIT.

  143. 143
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Windmills only generate economic power for rent-seeking landlords.

  144. 144
    gordon is a moron says:

    just watched ch 4 news, do any of the news editors rerun the content even for a reality check ! a constant tsunami of left wing bilge. the secton on immigraton by gurning murphy he
    did’nt persue the agitprop prompted lefty numpty on a single point of her argument but launched a blitz on the govt. minister..these c0unts surely don’t believe they are objective?

  145. 145
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Might be more mathematically simpler to refer to their future http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzschild_radius

  146. 146
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    and that’s probably true…

  147. 147
    Jeremiah says:

    We resent that comparison most vehemently and will do so till we croak.

  148. 148
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Labour will of course oppose doing exactly what Gordo engineered.

    Of course everyone’s richer the more land affordability lowers.

    Oh..

  149. 149
  150. 150
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Did you get taught an ology?

  151. 151
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Do fuck off like a good mentalist.

  152. 152
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    iMigrants?

  153. 153
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    No No Lenovo:

    http://ind.pn/160VBya

  154. 154
    Northerner says:

    Let’s face it the only people offended are the professional offence takers of the left and the BBC. The rest of us could not give a fuck.

    Southern Poofters.

  155. 155
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Someone in Gawker is an Amiga user.

  156. 156
    What a gaydar herbert says:

    That would be because he is.

  157. 157
    stun says:

    Direction?

  158. 158
    Mars Attacks says:

    That fixed it f’rim, TDW!

  159. 159
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Good news for once.

  160. 160
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    I refuse to use them because they’re crap.

  161. 161
    Anonymous says:

    and a chipolata below

  162. 162
    Mars Attacks says:

    Yeah, in a Labourite, NHS killing spree, illegal war, zero control, fat ankled secretary shagging type of funny.
    And what do you have to say about Dave, young James? He’s very posh and he’s borrowing lots of money to service the bloody great debt that that fat c^nt Deputy PM watched happen.

    That sort of amusing?

  163. 163
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    My dear boy, everything made in China has built-in obsolescence and therefore must, by definition, be crap. ;-)

  164. 164
    Hugh Janus says:

    “How did everybody miss the opportunity to run the FAT BASTARD over ?”

    More respect for their paintwork I would imagine.

  165. 165
    chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    I’m not sure that I’m computer literate enough to understand what you are saying, if it is anything to do with red headed female, I know what they can be like and can excuse any guy who fell under the witch’s spell

  166. 166
    Mars Attacks says:

    HoC?

  167. 167
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    NASA?

    Can you pick up the Gawker page, AC1?

  168. 168
    Hugh Janus says:

    Well said. And, as always, the BBC is complicit in promoting the bonkers views of a few swampy-types. SE Today have reported, live, from this charade every day since the Balcombe protest started. Balanced it definitely isn’t, and their reporters clearly have not the slightest idea what fracking is or what it involves. Hence, they are just providing the oxygen of publicity to a bunch of eco-loons and cranks, most of who don’t even live in the county.

    Par for the course I suppose.

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    bergen says:

    Oh for a steamroller.

  170. 170
    chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    a rounded view of things ?

  171. 171
    Tachybaptus says:

    Just found it with Tor. Doesn’t say anything we hadn’t heard rumoured, but the recent addition of a threatening email from Angus McBride adds amusement.

  172. 172
    chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    is silk yes, I say, if not, you come back tomorrow I give money back.

  173. 173
    Left wing twat spotter says:

    Father in law ? You really are a left wing dickhead

  174. 174
    Tachybaptus says:

    Јuѕt fоund іt wіth Τоr. Dоеѕn’t ѕау аnуthіng wе hаdn’t hеаrd rumоurеd, but thе rесеnt аddіtіоn оf а thrеаtеnіng еmаіl frоm Аnguѕ MсBrіdе аddѕ аmuѕеmеnt.

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    Old sailor with the scars says:

    Trust me he made cres lives a misery and got some sacked

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    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    Not beating about the bush (!), everyone of us here would have fucked it. That is not the point.

    How much is being covered up and by whom?

    All here should be concerned with that question, whether from the left or right.

  177. 177
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    Well done, Tachy!

    This was trying to get out last night:

    http://bit.ly/16hBcXK

  178. 178
    Gonk says:

    Please leave a sign you’re joking. He’s a complete vulgarian.

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    A Cracker says:

  180. 180
    Old sailor with the scars says:

    I also remember the useless twat. A classic big mouthed Lower deck lawyer personified if you remember correctly

  181. 181
    Private school kid the other side of town says:

    Who are these people ” Ustice Allianc”

  182. 182
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Quite. Although the BBC would have you believe that the country is in uproar about it and some are even going to sue the government for being racist. Well, that’s what the BBC news said on Sunday morning, so it must be true, mustn’t it?

  183. 183
    ordure ordure says:

    But would have wanted a larger desk than others for his chief leisure activity.

  184. 184
    Gonk says:

    Start fracking on his exact position. Permission granted.

  185. 185
    Private chambers potty says:

    Celebrating years of keeping slot gob in work more like

  186. 186
    ordure ordure says:

    Needs BBQ sauce for M/s Temple.

  187. 187
    Gordon McFuckwit-Bust says:

    Last time I looked BBC was in fecking Salford and the person giving a fuck came from geordieland.

    Perhaps north south divide should be moved to fecking perth

  188. 188
    Tachybaptus says:

    “аn іnсrеdіblу wеll νеrѕеd іndіνіduаl” (Сhаmbеrѕ UK, А Сlіеntѕ Guіdе tо thе UK Lеgаl Рrоfеѕѕіоn, 2005)

    Τhеrе іѕ а уоung mаn nаmеd MсBrіdе.
    Іf уоu’νе hаd а tусооn fоr а rіdе
    Аnd, unhарру wіth оnе,
    Hаνе gоnе оn tо hіѕ ѕоn,
    Yоu’d bеѕt hаνе thіѕ mаn оn уоur ѕіdе.

  189. 189
    Kim Bing Bong Jil says:

    I have missiles

  190. 190
    ordure ordure says:

    Two guesses for the countries of the shed illegals here, now please.

  191. 191
    Heel Patch says:

    Multi-millionaire Lawyer says … Right on fatty!.

  192. 192
    No 57 sweet and sour says:

    Ahh you take plissé , it not funneee

  193. 193
    Enriched Eric of Enfield says:

    This is old news, at least 2 years, is that how long it takes local government to shift off its arse when the enrichment are involved.

  194. 194
    J. Betjeman says:

    Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!

  195. 195
    Vorsprung durch prezzanik says:

    The Audi transporter will do. Fat twat flattened by the bosch.

  196. 196
    Abdel from tooting says:

    If Howell had made the comments he did about bumboys rather than Geordies Cameron would have been all over the place like a rash

  197. 197
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Yesterday’s man.

    Rejoice.

  198. 198
    BBC Spokesperson says:

    These sheds are obviously occupied by some of the millions of families thrown out of their homes by the evil Tory bedroom tax.

  199. 199
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    I would rather we had a Government intent on ensuring all its citizens could afford their own legal bills thank you very much.

  200. 200
    Rob Roy says:

    Hadrian’s Wall will do just fine.

  201. 201
    Bluebottle says:

    Are you still wearing short pants?

  202. 202
    'elf'n'safety jobsworth says:

    I’ll be asking Mr Prescott why he hadn’t completed a risk assessment before stepping off the pavement.

  203. 203
    Heel Patch says:

    The Missal of Silos is the oldest known paper document created in the Christian West, the paper for the missal probably came from…

    You couldn’t make it up!.

  204. 204
    Anonymous says:

    Clearly they do not know their own country. So how do we expect them to know the World. No wonder we are being left behind.

    I could not call Guildford worth saving. It has nothing on the North.

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    Mahatma Coat says:

    I imagine he was assisting the pie truck to reverse into his drive.

  206. 206
    Heel Patch says:

    Get his belly tore off by a passing lorry while he was 3 feet from the edge.

  207. 207
    Hot News says:

    There are more interesting stories than this one that could be taken from The Daily Mail. For Example, the revelation about Jennifer Aniston.
    I cheated with Kale Chips!
    Is that a Country and Western singer?

  208. 208
    Heel Patch says:

    Sorry, Got…

  209. 209
    Gonk says:

    Undecided until now then, eh ?

  210. 210
    Diane Fartbot says:

    Did someone mention chips?

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    Great Quotes says:

    After being a high flyer it’s good to see he has his feet “back on Terra Cotta”.

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    wtf does the fat bastard think he is doing

  213. 213

    it is his civic duty to claim expenses and eat lots of free food

  214. 214
    ho hum says:

    Prescott does his chicken impression: Road Island Red

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    You are confusing him with Boris

  216. 216
    Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in politics says:

    I’m planning for the Free Socialist Republic of Scotland to open a consulate in Newcastle. Love to visit the ‘toon as the lassies go like trains.

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  218. 218

    Jealous of what you tosser

  219. 219

    What about this “Turner” issue. It is a shame and something should be done.

  220. 220

    Two very funny comments and a funny correction.

  221. 221
    Vicky 'old lag' Pryce says:

    Never wanted to be a Companion of the Order of the Bath anyway, so FYI your maj. you can stuff it.

  222. 222
    Right Full Rudder says:

    If Prescott really did direct traffic, it would look like 2:20 into this:

  223. 223
    Brainy Quotes says:

    “There was only one punch. Tony Blair rang me and he said ‘Are you OK?’ and I said ‘Yes’, and he said ‘Well, what happened?’ and I said ‘I was just carrying out your orders. You told us to connect with the electorate, so I did.”
    – John Prescott
    source:http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/john_prescott.html

  224. 224
    The Lady says:

    You snobs can laugh all you like. John kept old labour and new Labour together for Tony Blair to deliver THREE consecutive General Election wins.

  225. 225
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    You are desperate sockpuppet, aren’t you?

  226. 226
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    You are allowing the main story of the decade get through because of your self-regard, sockpuppet.

    Have a nice wank!

  227. 227
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Dear Ms Tiku

    I act for Mrs Rebekah Brooks in her forthcoming trial before the Central Criminal Court.

    I have today had my attention drawn to a piece on your website which is appearing now in the UK. The piece contains a number of false and scurrilous accusations. No prior notice was provided to me by you of an intention to publish this piece.

    I have this evening referred the matter to the Attorney-General of England and Wales as publication of the piece of this nature in the UK before a trial constitutes the serious criminal offence of Contempt of Court. The matter has also been referred to the Crown Prosecution Service and the Trial Judge. No publication of any material that might prejudice a trial is allowed in the UK and the offence is punishable with a substantial sentence of imprisonment.

    Please ensure and confirm that the piece is to removed immediately in order to mitigate any damage already done.

    Yours sincerely,

    Angus McBride

  228. 228
    chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    I’m being a bit dim, usual state of affairs, your links are pointing to historical posts of this blog. are you saying they have been deleted ?

  229. 229
    P l e b says:

    I see Duncan Smith the coward who won’t live on £52 a week even though he said he could, let the woman with the Liverpool accent who believes herself to be a Tory do all the talking the day ….how brave of him ?

  230. 230
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Yes.

    A mate abroad has viewed it for me.

    It’s nothing you haven’t seen alleged here before.

  231. 231
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    Yours sincerely,

    Angus McBride

  232. 232
    chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    what has Glastonbury got to do with it ?

  233. 233
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    If that was SC, he would have used punctuation.


    ###### ****** FAIL ****** ######

  234. 234
    Bacon Sandwich says:

    You are a Hamas agent to so highlight the fvckwittery of Zyonist ranters: that comment section could be from the hateful blinkered Guardian (but from the other side).

    A plague of boils on both their arses. Brits have been murdered by terrorists on both shitsides of that shitwall.

    What sense can anyone expect from people who think its a good idea to chop baby’s knobends off.

  235. 235
    Bacon Sandwich says:

    PS, In case I caused offence, I apologise for my poor grammar

  236. 236
    The cat in the hat says:

    Are these photographs of the same person?

  237. 237
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Who is filling in as the village idiot while Prescott directs traffic?

  238. 238
    Bacon Sandwich says:

    If I caused offence, I apologise for my poor grammar

  239. 239
    you think you can sneak up on me ?chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    hmmm red head

  240. 240
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    In a Vanity Fair profile published last year, Murdoch insiders described Brooks as an “imposter daughter.”


    Although Murdoch has four daughters, two of them grown, over the years he has seemed closer to Brooks than to any of them. She was, people say, like the fantasy daughter, the daughter he always wished he had—the one who never argued with him, who devoted her life to pleasing him. They reportedly swim together in the mornings when he is in London. She fusses over him at dinner parties—making sure he’s eating, that his wineglass is full. “She’s very attentive,” says one News International executive.

    According to our sources, the damning emails are expected to come out as evidence during the trial. Although the affairs are being gossiped about around British newspaper circles, the country’s stringent legal culture when it comes to reporting on criminal prosecutions and upcoming trials has, thus far, kept it out of the press.

    But you read it here.

  241. 241
    Grandma says:

    My what?

  242. 242
    Huh! says:

    Who asked you to take your tongue out of his arse?

  243. 243
    Tracey Mount-Temple says:

    Orezza was all ‘ands wiv me too, I can tell you.

  244. 244
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    You must be refering to the selfconfessed “ducker and diver”who said after poker,gambling and beer he struggled to survive?

  245. 245
    Abe Lincoln says:

    …. but you can only fool all of the people some of the time.

  246. 246
    Mong Watch says:

    http://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/362313085865836544

    – Silly question in hindsight…

  247. 247
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    The British blogger P**l S*****s, who writes under pseudonym “G**** F*****,” dropped a hint that the sex scandal concerned Brooks and Coulson. Another British blogger named Tom Winnifrith also pointed the finger at the Brooks and Coulson:

    The reason the Government and David Cameron personally is terrified about this appearing is that he appointed Coulson as his spin doctor in chief instead of a safer pair of hands from the BBC on the advice of….the charming Rebekah. Rebekah was a good pal of his, lending him her horse to ride as they partied together in rural Oxfordshire. LOL.

    And of course Rebekah’s lawyer is….David Cameron’s big brother Alex.

    (Alex probably did not fuck her [being quite clever] but nearly all the others (except Dozy Dave) may have done, judging by appearances.)

  248. 248
    Thames Dover Wight says:

    Tracy

  249. 249
    Questions of our time says:

    Is that sack of court avoiding shit MacShame off on holiday shagging ex-con Pryce at the moment ?

    That really does take the pi$$.

  250. 250
    Cornish Pilchard says:

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    Remind me who Reuters is owned by these days says:

    So he turned State’s Evidence then, did he ?

  252. 252
    The cat in the hat says:

    Sorry folks, but its got to be said.

    Prescott is probably doing a good turn.

    I guess there’s been a minor accident or whatever and he’s helping out, like we all would, trained or not.

    Let us rise above trite tribalism lest we sound like lefties, as per the clown earlier on going on about Gideon’s father in law.

    So well done John Prescott, Human Traffic Light of the Year, 2013.

  253. 253
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    Then CHiaph (true), do you not have some problem with the fact that you are not allowed to see a page that is freely available abroad?

    Just asking?

  254. 254
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    McBride?

    Now why does that ring a bell?

  255. 255
    Mong Watch says:

    And Owen is doing overtime.

    After deleting his above tweet, this is follow up:

  256. 256
    you think you can sneak up on me ?chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    concerning who or has not shagged each other I don’t think it’s anybodies business but there own,. If you are going hint hint, nudge, nudge so what ?

  257. 257
    you think you can sneak up on me ?chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    their

  258. 258
    Heel Patch says:

    To Parrotphrase :-)

  259. 259
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    The Woodbridge Company

    Thomson.

    Better than Grauniad.

  260. 260
    Mong Watch says:

    It’s Labour we’re talking about.

    Accident rigged to provide this photo op ?

  261. 261
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    their ffs!

    The court will not agree with you. Full stop.

  262. 262
    Athanasius says:

    Poor man! Has be been ***eating*** again?

  263. 263
    Prescott on Blogs says:

    “I think it’s something on the internet, blogs or something. I’ve only just got used to letters. I haven’t got into all that new technology.”

  264. 264
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    Do you live in the real world, sockpuppet?

  265. 265
    Point of Information 2 says:

    Problem with that G’awker article though is that most of the facts have been withdrawn / corrected within it.

    The representation for *rooks is not Alex, but another lawyer – albeit from the same chambers as Cameron. Tiku corrected that further down, but allowed the original text to remain struck.

    I think it is in the public’s interest to know whether upon return of the horse to the stables, if either party had a disheveled appearance and perhaps signs of spunk on their person.

  266. 266
    Pick litter for bennies says:

    This looks like JPs Fireheadquarters reoganisation.Cost the taxpayer half a billion!

  267. 267
    V1le Labour trashed my Country says:

    This is a more fitting vocation for his cognitive abilities.

  268. 268
    The Grim Reaper says:

    Lord Lardarse to passing motorists:

    ” Nobody and I mean nobody stops me getting to me favourite kebab shop”.

  269. 269
    you think you can sneak up on me ?chop, chop, Ahh so, take that....and that, chop says:

    how do you celebrate 64 years of legal aid ? I know let’s hold up a piece of paper with the words
    ” celebrating 64 years of legal aid”

  270. 270
    Tracey Temple's Tampon says:

    About time that Hunt did something rather than mess with mine. Hope someone ran the fat prick over.

  271. 271
    Anon2 says:

    Then argue on what he has said and done. Not for his looks. He had an eating disorder brought on by hard work.

  272. 272
    This may work better... says:

    ** John **
    I’m a fat bastard called John Prescott,
    Fat I am and thin I’m not,
    I eat all day, and I eat all night,
    And then I like to fight.

    ** Chorus **
    Oh, he’s a fat bastard called John Prescott,
    Fat he is and thin he’s not.
    He eats all day, and he eats all night,
    And then he likes to fight.

    ** John **
    I’ve got two cars, and several pools,
    Think most lefties are useless fools.
    As Tony said, I can have it all,
    Just shut up and eat my pies.

    ** Chorus **
    Oh, he’s got two Jags, and a load of cash,
    Thinks the voters are worthless trash.
    Tony told him to shut his trap,
    Whilst Tony went off to war.

    ** John **
    Now I’m in, the house of Lords,
    Got a wig and gown, and big brass balls.
    But Tony said need to watch my back,
    Keep away from woods for sure.

    ** Chorus **
    In the house of Lords, he is a bore,
    With his wig and gown and no class at all.
    After Tony’s little unjust war,
    John should go to hell .

    ** John **
    — Blinks, looks nervously around, eats pie…

    ** Chorus **
    Oh, he’s a fat bastard called John Prescott,
    Fat he is and thin he’s not.
    He eats all day, and he eats all night,
    And then he likes to fight.

  273. 273
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    Naughty!

    But I like you!

  274. 274
    Anonymous says:

    Not really something to be proud of is it !

  275. 275
    Cesspit says:

    Hi righties. How many ràpe threats have some of you tweeted today? Only asking given the number of misogynist and sexually violent comments posted here on a daily basis.

  276. 276
    Tony Blair, Labour messiah and come back king says:

    Bombs on Slough you say. You know, I think we could make that work.

  277. 277
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Sockpuppet has OCD

  278. 278
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Punctuate, you fucking sockpuppet!

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    What a very strange comparison, are you the one who always has to get a Gay mention in on any subject no matter how stupid ?

  280. 280
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Garden shed full, sockpuppet?

  281. 281
    A passing fisherman says:

    Going fishing.

  282. 282
    Anonymous says:

    He also lived on far more than £52 a week, i wish the Graun crowd would shut up about this.

  283. 283
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    The problem is that, however many people visit this site, the number who have seen the Gawker allegations (whatever their veracity), can probably be counted in single figures.

  284. 284
    Point of Information 2 says:

    None at all.

    Don’t see any sexually violent postings.

    You may be confused.

    According to mumsnet, some major online booksellers have sold out of Fifty Shades.

    This is a family blog :-D

  285. 285
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    I have many bigger fish to fry with the establishment than baseless rumours.

  286. 286
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    The British blogger P4u1 5t41n35, who writes under pseudonym “Guido Fawkes,” dropped a hint that the sex scandal concerned Brooks and Coulson. Another British blogger named Tom Winnifrith also pointed the finger at the Brooks and Coulson:

  287. 287
    Ippikin says:

    You must be joking, the man wasn’t even literate, let alone competent to hold any sort of office, even in a whelk-stall business.

  288. 288
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    In the spirit of marxism, rápe has been renamed “vagina redistribution”.

  289. 289
    Not a Meritocracy says:

    Sublime!

  290. 290
    HIGNFY (or not) says:

    Summary for those unable to follow this:

    Rupert banged Яebekah
    Lachlan banged Яebekah
    Andy banged Яebekah
    Coldstream Guards banged Яebekah
    Яebekah fucked the company

    All the above, allegedly.

  291. 291
    Ippikin says:

    Who is your friend? Seems to like you.

  292. 292
    Ippikin says:

    Didn’t Tracey say it was so small she needed to put her specs on to find it?

  293. 293
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    “Celebrating” 64 years of above inflation payrises for lawyers and other legal sharks.

  294. 294
    Owen Jones says:

    I’d like to give Bradley Manning a nookie badge to add to his glittering array of medals.

  295. 295
    Tachybaptus says:

    Hоwеνеr, nоnе оf thеm wоuld hаνе bоthеrеd tо lооk uр thе Gаwkеr раgе аt аll іf іt hаd nоt bееn blосkеd. І dоn’t саrе а dоg’ѕ fаrt whісh оf thеѕе ѕаd реорlе fuсk еасh оthеr. І lооkеd аt thе раgе bесаuѕе іt wаѕ рrоhіbіtеd, nо оthеr rеаѕоn.

  296. 296
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    Fair enough.

    But every rumour is baseless. Until such time as it is realised to be the case.

    The issue is not about rumours, it is about the ability to control what you see. That IMVHO is a much bigger issue.

    In the USA it is called The First Amendment, as you well know.

  297. 297
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    But *upert?
    *achlan?

    Come on?

    Did Dave only ride the horse? (Think so but…)

  298. 298
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    @Tachy

    + Graham’s number (plus some)

  299. 299
    Diane Fatbott says:

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTTT !!


  300. 300
    Bazinga! says:

    Funny that in all the BBC reporting about Bradley Manning and Edward Snowden not once have they mentioned their beloved Obama.

    The force feeding of prisoners in the STILL open Guantanamo is also ignored by the BBC.

    You can bet if George Bush were still in power the BBC would be emptying another bucket over him.

  301. 301
  302. 302
    Bazinga! says:

    He has more medals than Nelson had. I hate to wonder what this all American war hero got them for. Lady Gaga impressions?

  303. 303
    Bazinga! says:

    Nice to see the BBC and fat plod wetting their panties over some Twitter bollocks, whilst the deaths of 13,000 people at the hands of Nu Labour and the NHS go unnoticed.

  304. 304
    Oxymoron spotter says:

    ‘BBC Trust’ ….. that’s a good one !

  305. 305
    All Piss and wind says:

    Barry Obama is the new Nick Clegg.

  306. 306
    Bazinga! says:

    Isn’t Prezza that dog for the Churchill car insurance? Is he touting for work?

  307. 307
    Andy Bumhum says:

  308. 308
    Marky says:

    The BBC is a fuck disgrace.

  309. 309
    Diputado Jefe Cucaracha says:

    Ella se golpea como una puerta de mierda casa en una tormenta – presuntamente.

  310. 310
    Eric the half-cut says:

    HiC !

  311. 311
    Anonymous says:

    Nah, the coward hides away in Serbia.

  312. 312
    Proof that the BBC is run by active Leftists says:

    BBC attacks Humphrys for telling the truth on welfare: Corporation bosses accused of Left-wing bias after criticising respected Today presenter

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381398/BBC-triggers-fresh-bias-row-censuring-John-Humphrys-programme-lifted-lid-welfare-state.html

  313. 313
    Injunctions'R'Us says:

    @BW

    Have you managed to access Gawker yet using a proxy?

    It is unavailable in the UK as you confirmed last night and a number of others have followed with today.

    It is of no great importance to me whether *upe fucked *ebekah or even *achlan or *ndy or perhaps they all fucked each other? Who cares? What matters is that folks in the UK are not allowed to see the pages, whether rubbish or true.

    Who sets themselves up as the arbiter of what we can see and what we cannot? This is the biggest question we have faced since the internet became available in the UK.

    I have saved the pages so they will never be lost. I will post them in places where it is not illegal so to do, for years to come if needs be.

  314. 314
    John from Hull says:

    This is what I aspire to.
    In future I’ll no longer have to go in search of pies – instead they’ll all gravitate to me.

  315. 315
    Stellarcareersy says:

    Come on, it was brilliant, I was on it. I am the new voice of reason and purity. I will tell you what you can and cannot say. That Perri woman’s not a patch on me.( By the way, did you notice how many times I mentioned “titz?)

  316. 316
    Flummoxed says:

    The idea that the bbc is accusing Humphrys of being too right-wing says it all really.

  317. 317
    Pundit Too says:

    Punctuate and be damned

  318. 318
    Bazinga! says:

    Isn’t Chukka the new Nick Clegg

  319. 319
    HIGNFY (or not) says:

    I was fortunate enough to have a gf for almost 7 years who possessed the strongest muscles in her essential fibromuscular elastic tubular tract that I have ever known.

    One imagines that Яebekah must be so blessed. It is more likely to persist where the female has not borne children.

  320. 320
    Gaz Strickband says:

    So that’s his waist measurement. But for how long ?

  321. 321
    Anonymous says:

    Yep, another day of Newsnight overdosing on femnazi bollocks.

    High time these Beeboid journos were made to work for a living.

  322. 322
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Labour lead cut to 3 points (Travail: trois pointes, Arbeitsmarkt drei Punkte)

    They are even more fucked than Яebekah.

  323. 323
    The Fifty Seventh Earl of Perineum says:

    Are you that easily fooled by sockpuppets, anonymong, or are you just an accessory to the fact?

  324. 324
    What time is it? says:

    Yes you guessed it, it’s Pat Rant time again!
     

  325. 325
    Sorry but of all people do not piss on ID says:

    I answer you directly. He has . He has been in that position. That is why he understands more than many or not sll other MP’ s what poor means? He is the one that has study this problem and gone out of his way to help.

    Now of course you may not and will probably choose not to believe that.

    Fair enough you have a political point to make. When you do though be careful because this guy understands and seriously understands the plight of those less well off.

    Look at his history not what party he is. He puts all of LAbour to shame

  326. 326
    NO TO RAPE! says:

  327. 327
    Phuquit says:

    Why do you think that the NHS is on its knees?

    It’s twats like Prescott stealing all the pillows.

    Don’t let them get away with it.

  328. 328
    Winston Churchill the dog says:

    A-w-w Y-e-s-s-s!

  329. 329
    Maqboul says:

    You can’t access Kickass Torrents either – so that you are forced to buy CDs and software with the all the taxes and royalty payments that that entails. Big Business and government in cahoots I shouldn’t wonder.

  330. 330
    Gadzooks! says:

    Most useful thing that fat fuck has ever done!

  331. 331
    Frencham Ponds says:

    Ha had an eating disorder brought on by eating!

  332. 332
    polythesis says:

    The extremist far left BBC starting to attack its own for failing to adhere rigidly enough to the prevailing extreme left theology? Billions of pounds a year to provide the left with a worldwide propaganda platform for the left, just what did people expect would happen I wonder? They will of course turn in on themselves and start the process of political purification, its what these fanatics do and who they are to the core of their rotten misbegotten souls.

    Nobody expects the inquisition.

    It was always going to end up like this, this is what extremist bigots allowed free rein always do and the BBC has been allowed to evolve into an ideological mini state like the Vatican as it progressively excluded the unreliable and the infidel and the impure. The BBC wants to be free to spread its poisonous and ultimately evil creed like a virus. Cameron loves the BBC, he loves their theology and their aims, he is in fact a deep cover agent.

  333. 333
    Fatso is a greedy hunt says:

    Oh get over yourself. He’s a greedy fat pig, bully and liar. Like all land whales, he pretends he doesn’t eat far too much and the reason for his grotesque obesity, is related to some form of victimhood / disorder.

  334. 334
    Beast Cthulu says:

    Bollocks! He’s thick as pigshit and can barely string a coherent sentence together! Just thick enough to rise to the top of a union!

  335. 335
    Fatso is a greedy hunt says:

    FFS learn ENGLISH thicko.

  336. 336
    Fannie Mae says:

    Freddie most definitely would.

  337. 337
    Front Bottom says:

    I see Viagra are going to put pictures of Owen Jones on the back of Viagra packets, in case you need to lose your erection in a hurry.

  338. 338
    Loopy Lou says:

    Brits have been caught selling Nazi Gold.

    What a load of shits.

  339. 339
    David levando-todos-para-um-passeio Cameron says:

    Cada um de nós tem propositadamente se tornar uma barata comum.

  340. 340
    the 09.29 from Hastings-Banda Station says:

    done fracturing in Poland, Hungary, Australia, and the list continues

  341. 341
    Owen Jones says:

    I genuinely think.. we are starting to slide down a slippery slope.

  342. 342
    Cesspit says:

    So what you’re saying is: sex on TV bad, ràpe threats on twitter good. Thanks. That’s what I expected from a rightie.

  343. 343
    Anonymous says:

    Predictably the media has gone overboard over this quite reasonable statement.Surely there will be plenty of jobs in the North east if this came off.What is wrong with that ? You cant eat a view !

  344. 344
    Anonymous says:

    He was a steward on cruise ships FFS, hardly hacking away on the coal face ! and by all accounts he was a real trouble maker as a union rep.

  345. 345
    Mungo&Passionless says:

    Condell TV would be a good channel to watch in place of BBC Breakfast

  346. 346
    illogical says:

    With the advent of flat screens I would suggest sex on the TV is a thing of the past. :)

  347. 347
    Anonymous says:

    Serves them right for copying tory policies instead of looking after the English white working class.

  348. 348
    Matilda says:

    In work? In money more like…

  349. 349
    M'lud says:

    If lawyers and other legal types were not so bloody rapacious, there would be little need for legal aid in the first place.

  350. 350
    Charlie Brooker's Embarrassing Right-Wing Uncle says:

    That is disgraceful, a politician with working-class pretensions doing a working class job for a change. Errr …. ?

  351. 351
    as they say says:

    shit and cream floats

  352. 352
    Sad men says:

    Why do you hate women? A bit inadequate in that department perhaps?

  353. 353
    Anonymous says:

    whats he on. Ask Templer.

  354. 354
    The Right Stuff says:

  355. 355
    Bri says:

    Maqboul – you can access Kickass http://come.in/

  356. 356
    PC Dixon says:

    WHAT A PRATT……..

  357. 357
    Rufus Stone says:

    No man’s an island – but some have large peninsulas.

  358. 358
    UKIP Voter says:

    What a pity he didn’t take up this job before he helped Bliar and Brown ruin the Country.

  359. 359
    Charlie Brooker's Embarrassing Right-Wing Uncle says:

    Don’t be so cynical, this demonstrates how Community Service can improve lives even for those with so desperate a past as John Prescott.

  360. 360
    Bloke in LandRover says:

    Get out of the road you dopey fat Twat!

    Pressnam Style is so last century!

  361. 361
    Highways Agency says:

    Fat B’stard would provide an excellent impact severity reduction function or crash barrier.


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