July 30th, 2013

Fake “Dr” Eoin Clarke to Eat His Words

Regular readers will remember serial idiot “Dr” Eoin Clarke. The doctor (of Irish feminism) was making predictions this morning about the spurious High Court challenge to the changes in handouts:

So how did that go for him?

Eat them Clarke, eat them right now.

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  1. 1
    askerratt says:


    Sent from Samsung Mobile

  2. 2
    Iain says:

    haha love the tag “twat watch”

  3. 3
    ZomBalls says:

    I look forward to the good Doctor producing a graph showing how disabled people are being forced to eat their clothing.

  4. 4
    a non says:

    Shorts, as in clothing or shorts as in measures of alcohol.
    Having seen some pictures of H@rry’s concoctions which already look like meals on wheels, I would suspect the “Dr” of frequenting similar establishments.

  5. 5
    Saltpetre says:

    The BBC are still referring to it as the “bedroom tax” – which it isn’t. They have wheeled out a pair of whingers from Southport who think the world owes them a living.

  6. 6
    but says:

    It’s not a tax.
    And councils will be able to use their discretion to provide extra
    aid to those who need it.

  7. 7
    Aaron D Highside says:

    It’s no more a ‘bedroom tax’ that the TV tax is a ‘licence fee’.

  8. 8
    lolwut says:

    On a blog posts titled “12 reasons why poor people will have to eat their clothing, and why you should care”

  9. 9
    UKIP or bust says:

    Is he putting some brown sauce on them to add flavour . . . oh, wait a mo, oh no, he hasn’t has he? yucks.

  10. 10
    UKIP or bust says:

    Clever. Like it.

  11. 11
    It's in his DNA...the thicko Gene says:

    He’s a Paddy. What else was expected?

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Why cann’t the sick, lame and lazy bastards just accept it.

  13. 13

    The withdrawal of other people’s money to pay for a surplus facility is not a tax. Collecting other people’s money, some of whom are materially worse off than the recipient of State largesse, to pay for a surplus facility is a tax. The sense of entitlement deliberately fostered by 13 years of socialist engineering is a cancer on the Nation which needs to be excised.

  14. 14

    not very good at this /sarc thing are you?

  15. 15
    Which Judge? says:

  16. 16

    very gnomic…polite applause…

  17. 17
    The sick and disabled says:

    Just point us to the gas chambers please, Sir.

  18. 18
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    This country’s massive deficit and debt can be easily and swiftly turned round by the new “Garden Tax” (sorry, it covers window boxes in flats and bulbs growing in a pot on the table).

    How? Simples. Anyone on benefits will be appointed a Garden Quantity and Quality Levy Inspector, and from then on the permanent economic boom will be guaranteed.

    You know it makes sense.

  19. 19
    The sick and disabled says:

    Let’s see IDS live on £53 a week eh?

  20. 20
    A mad swivel-eyed loon says:

    That good ‘ol labourite ‘sauce’ distilled from the shorts of literally thousands of labourites

  21. 21
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    Southport’s in Merseyside!

  22. 22
    Cromwell's Trooper says:

    Is the good doctor a mate of Caitlin Moran? http://www.theagedp.com/?p=7644

  23. 23
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    My benefits remain as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar!

  24. 24
    Maqboul says:

    Shut it cwipple.

  25. 25
    All Scousers Are Scum says:

    Whingers on Merseyside?

    I don’t believe it.

  26. 26
    Saltpetre says:

    Yes I know.

  27. 27
    The sick and disabled says:

    PS – Thanks for paying for my broadband connection.

  28. 28
    Maqboul says:

    Judge Dredd.

  29. 29
    Maqboul says:

    If wasn’t a nondom taxdodger you could thank me.

  30. 30
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    If it’s a tax, how is the tax collected?
    BBC, after me, it’s not a tax because HMRC does not collect anything.
    So BBC, stop being so fucking stupid.

  31. 31
    Holly says:

    As far as I know this subsidy is only available to people in social housing.
    What about the other people with similar/same disabilities in non-council homes?

    IF everyone was entitled to it, and the government was stopping it for everyone, the outcome would have been different.

    More money will be wasted in the appeal, which could be used for more important things.
    Councils should now stop using the disabled as pawns in a game and use the extra money allocated for these cases properly.
    Doubt very much if I’ll be holding my breath in some cases.

  32. 32

    For fock sake, will someone click on my focking donate button?

    2,589,727 page views (ha! ha!) and no focker has clicked once.

    I’m fockin’ bost…

  33. 33
    the pubic says:

    Us too Your Honour.

  34. 34
    McShame says:

    Weather here, wish you were nice.

  35. 35
    Dont let the truth spoil your moan says:

    IDS has done that

  36. 36
    A soap dodger says:

    It’s collected by not stealing as much out of the pockets of the working folk.

  37. 37
    Google Indexing bot - responsible for 2,589,720 of those views says:

    I cant click

  38. 38
    Chris Mayhew says:

    Silly name, silly man.

    Why are leftist agitators so consistently wrong? It’s as if each failure only encourages them to dig deeper into their dark pit of failure.

  39. 39
    Stellarcareersy says:

    Well-spotted sir.

  40. 40
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    Just surprised that the BBC chose a hideously white area!

    Makes a change.

  41. 41
    Mitch says:

    Err surely it was the judge’s decision??

  42. 42
    Tachybaptus says:

    Do you want the buggers to succeed? Perish the thought.

  43. 43
    Cig Society says:

    Who deliberately leaked erroneous information regarding the Keogh review?
    Was it Jeremy Hunt or was it one of his Spads, or did it come from higher up?
    Who sanctioned this leak, was it lobbyist election strategist, Lynton Crosby?

  44. 44
    NWO says:

    Ha ha ha

  45. 45
    Texas Ranger says:

    For a country whose health system is the best in the world you sure do have plenty of sick and disabled folks.

  46. 46
    Boris Carloffe says:

    no brainer! Now we know its him that has no brains

  47. 47
    just asking says:

    Who’s paying the legal costs of the claimants?

  48. 48
    Devon Dumpling says:

    Lots of those classified as sick are perfectly healthy.

  49. 49
    Doctor Oiane Clörke says:

    What a plonker.

    The man’s knee jerks so much he might qualify for disability benefit.

  50. 50
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    It would seem the lefties think that only people on benefits have human rights and all the rest of us have to do is pay more tax

    My brother is on disability benefit he gets

    * £115 a week
    * reduced council tax
    * daughter had most of her uni fees paid by the government
    * a brand new motability car every three years

    He plays bowls twice a week,( his leg doesn’t hurt then) has a laptop, iPhone, flatscreen TV, internet connection and Sky.

    His girl friend also on benefits has a 3 bedroom council house, just refurbished and is whinging like a banshee as she has to pay more money because he eldest daughter left home. Her old man walked out on her pays four fiths of F*** All and the tax payer pick up the rest

    May be the BBC should interview them, but they will have to make an appointment as they are normally busy watching re-runs of Jeremy Kyle at this time of day.

  51. 51
    Village Idiot says:

    …The way this government has picked on the unwell and permanently disabled is an utter disgrace and shows little compassion or empathy…What a horrible reflection on our once British nation that prided itself on the way it looked after the less fortunate…Godless does not even begin to describe the actions of this present government…I do not like what I see and hear about the treatment of this unfortunate group…Clear out the shirkers by all means but genuine, decent people are having enormous amounts of worry ,stress and uncertainty thrust upon them in the cruellest way that I have ever seen in this country..Wake up gov,for you know not what you are doing!!!!!!

  52. 52
    Eric Pickles says:

    Britain’s fattest MP wants to be able to park on double yellow lines…

  53. 53
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    After costs.

    53 quid buys a lot of cheap vodka and fags (from pubs).

    Don’t give them ANY money.
    House in cheapest part of country.
    Deliver basket of healthy food (no need to eat badly at taxpayer expense).

  54. 54
    BBC 24 Hr rolling bollocks says:

    We never cross examine the ‘victims’ we just let them come out with any old shite.

  55. 55
    Len McCluskey says:

    Does he mind if we join him up?

  56. 56
    fight fight says:

    Who’s fatter?Pickles or Twatson?
    There’s only one way to find out..

  57. 57
    Bi Curious says:

    With or without his car?

  58. 58
    kitler says:

    Who gives a crap what mobile you have?

  59. 59
    Simon B says:

    Standing up for “the disabled”! LOL! The so-called disabled of this country are mainly financially inactive and contribute nothing (in an economic sense). Yet they think just because they were born a certain way they deserve help from the taxpayer (the productive forces of Britain) to live a “normal” life. They’re lucky we let them live in the first place. As a business owner, I always despair when a disabled person applies for a job. No, I’m not going to hire someone who uses their disability or health as an excuse to be less productive. I’m not going to hire someone who thinks they have the right to force me to make modifications to the workplace. It’s time their homes were freed up for productive workers. Place them in for-profit workhouses so these people can contribute something again.

  60. 60
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    The only thing that stressed my brother when he went for his disability re-assessemnt was the fact they might find him a job.

    The fact that 800,000 did not turn up for assessment tells you all you need to know

  61. 61
    kitler says:

    Why not leave the sick and disabled on benefits and tell everyone else that they get two years worth of dole and after that they get nothing for another ten years. Anyone who can’t get their act together after two years of free money deserves to starve.

  62. 62
    kitler says:

    Wow an advert on this site for something people might actually want! Them tile things look great. Much more appealing than unfunny t-shirts and unreadable books.

  63. 63
    Caroline Lucas says:

    Harsh but fair :-)

  64. 64
    Unite says:

  65. 65
  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Please stop with the Grauniad posturing re disability payments.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Whose decision was it to adjourn the case ? in any event it makes Mc Shane look even worse in my opinion scrabbling around for any chance to put off the inevitable, a la Huhne.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Without wishing to sound unkind, the people on these benefits will (mostly) never have had to pay tax, so a sense of entitlement seems to creep in.If people had to work in a horrible job for 40 hours a week they might appreciate their money more.

  69. 69
  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Yes, funny that isnt it !

  71. 71
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Why have you already done so?

  72. 72
    JH394823942309 says:

    As Ayn Rand said, for self-hating progressives the passkey to virtue is being incapable of earning for oneself.

    If you are a self-sufficient producer, they hate you.

    If you are feckless and useless, then the world is your oyster.

  73. 73
    Bystander says:

    I have two friends on “Benefits” one lives in a four bedroomed detached house with double garage the other in a three bedroomed detached house with single garage, both have cars, their kids got free this that and the other, free dentists, free prescriptions and now they are getting new boilers, cavity wall insulation etc etc

  74. 74
    Bystander says:

    Love the solicitor who keeps saying “Their houses…..” in fact they are our houses given rent free to the scroungers

  75. 75

    Two coloured Y fronts. Front area yellow, rear brown. Yum Yum big bum!

  76. 76
    Another Labour Leech off the weak! says:

    What an arsehole!

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Crow in Red Sauce on the menu tonight then…

  78. 78
    I gives a crap says:

    Posted from my Commodore 64

  79. 79
    old Brit says:

    The majority of comments on here regarding the disabled.

    Twisted.seriously you disgust me.

  80. 80
    old Brit says:

    I pity your soul.

  81. 81
    old Brit says:

    Ayn-Rand ended up on welfare.

  82. 82
    old Brit says:

    Employers are not forced to give-people jobs.

  83. 83
    kitler says:

    They are forced to give money generated by jobs to people who don’t want jobs.

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