July 29th, 2013

CCHQ Out of Millbank in January

As Guido revealed in yesterday’s Sun column, the Tories will move CCHQ in January from Millbank to Matthew Parker Street behind the QEII Conference Centre in Westminster. After the students smashed up Millbank in 2011, their insurance bill soared. All three major parties will have moved since 2010 by the next election. Their new building doesn’t have a name yet, but Guido imagines the focus groups will stop them having the balls to christen it Margaret Thatcher House. Global Race for Hard-working People House just isn’t very catchy…


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  1. 1
    Owen Jones says:

    The tory party should be banned for being a block to the Communist revolution.

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  2. 2

    What happened to the fire extinguisher throwers, I wonder?

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  3. 3
    Bert the Caretaker says:

    Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!

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  4. 5
    I hate racists says:

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    • 9
      I don't mind being called a honky says:

      So racist they employ and lend their own money to blacks.
      More than any fucking UAF member has ever done I bet.

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  5. 6
    Liblabcon Party machine says:

    The LibLabCons already have a party HQ.It’s called the Palace Of Westmnster and they’ve been squatting there for years.

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  6. 7
    Owen Jones says:

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  7. 8
    say again says:

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  8. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Gay House? Bumsex House?

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  9. 13
    mrgarethm says:

    In tribute to all the ex miners who love thatcher, perhaps we should call it “Pitt House”

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  10. 17
    Chipping Norton says:

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  11. 27
    Claire Perry says:

    I conducted a poll as to how people would feel if the government put a block on websites selling shoes.
    100% of women were against the idea and quite abusive.
    100% of men couldn’t give a fuck.

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  12. 28
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Maggie’s (Funny) Farm,” anybody?

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  13. 30
    David Cameron says:

    I am the crisis that will leave you homeless,
    The heart attack you have through stress,
    The reason the hospital you need is closed,
    The prescription you cannot afford,
    The food shopping you cannot buy,
    The reason you feel ashamed to be disabled,
    The reason you no longer have a job,
    I am the reason you are called a scrounger,
    I am David Cameron,
    This is the Tory Party,
    We are your crisis,
    And we don’t care who or what you are

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  14. 31
    road to oblivion says:

    Hope House?
    You rarely get a Crosby without a Hope around.

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  15. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Some people just have to keep moving to stay ahead of the chasers.

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  16. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Bullingdon Towers.

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  17. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Is this the photo where dave has had himself airbrushed out? Why did he do that?

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  18. 35
    Donald Trump says:

    I’ll give you £500 million if you rename London to Trumpton and let me turn Westminster into a golf course.

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  19. 37
    Enoch Powell says:

    I was right.

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  20. 38
    Jimmy says:

    What’s wrong with Death Star?

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  21. 41
    Enoch Powell says:

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  22. 42
    Graham says:

    More accurately: “Guido imagines they will use focus groups to stop them needing the balls to christen it Margaret Thatcher House.”

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  23. 44
    Penfold says:

    Up the Creek House.

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  24. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Good work by the students then.

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  25. 48
    Arnold Lane says:

    Camel Toe Towers

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  26. 49
    gerrydorrian66 says:

    Margaret Thatcher House it has to be!

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  27. 50
    Lee Grasper says:

    Maison Merkel.

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