July 29th, 2013

CCHQ Out of Millbank in January

As Guido revealed in yesterday’s Sun column, the Tories will move CCHQ in January from Millbank to Matthew Parker Street behind the QEII Conference Centre in Westminster. After the students smashed up Millbank in 2011, their insurance bill soared. All three major parties will have moved since 2010 by the next election. Their new building doesn’t have a name yet, but Guido imagines the focus groups will stop them having the balls to christen it Margaret Thatcher House. Global Race for Hard-working People House just isn’t very catchy…


  1. 1
    Owen Jones says:

    The tory party should be banned for being a block to the Communist revolution.

  2. 2

    What happened to the fire extinguisher throwers, I wonder?

  3. 3
    Bert the Caretaker says:

    Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!

  4. 4
    Richard Timney says:

    He tossed himself off!

  5. 5
    I hate racists says:

  6. 6
    Liblabcon Party machine says:

    The LibLabCons already have a party HQ.It’s called the Palace Of Westmnster and they’ve been squatting there for years.

  7. 7
    Owen Jones says:

  8. 8
    say again says:

  9. 9
    I don't mind being called a honky says:

    So racist they employ and lend their own money to blacks.
    More than any fucking UAF member has ever done I bet.

  10. 10
    Funniest prank call ever. FACT! says:

  11. 11
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Gay House? Bumsex House?

  12. 12
    Maqboul says:

    An ice pick is more of a block than the Tories.

  13. 13
    mrgarethm says:

    In tribute to all the ex miners who love thatcher, perhaps we should call it “Pitt House”

  14. 14
    Maqboul says:

    I’m dead against a porn block on the internet connection but if my ISP provider could come up with a Claire Perry Blocker I’d have no hesitation.

  15. 15
    mrgarethm says:

    You don’t have to be gay to have bumsex you know…… Not that Rees anything wrong with being gay

  16. 16
    Mum knows best says:

    Whatever men are you can probably thank another woman (his mum) for it Claire.

  17. 17
    Chipping Norton says:

  18. 18
    Maurice Minor says:

    An Abbotapotamus blocker would be nice too.

  19. 19
    NUM BUM says:

    Or perhaps ‘Scargills folly’

  20. 20
    A Yappy little doggy says:

    Yap! YAP YAP YAP! Yapyapyap YAP!

  21. 21
    Mars Attacks! says:

    Scargills’ Waterloo?

  22. 22
  23. 23
    Syd says:

    What happened to Smith Square I wonder?

  24. 24
    Strident Perry says:

    Here’s a link:


    “strident baby name is vey popular for Unisex Latin babies name and its popularity ranking is very high…”
    It can also be a Surname aka Family name.

  25. 25
    Chas'n'Dave says:

    Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit…

  26. 26
    Ken says:

    Taken over by the European Union – http://ec.europa.eu/unitedkingdom/

  27. 27
    Claire Perry says:

    I conducted a poll as to how people would feel if the government put a block on websites selling shoes.
    100% of women were against the idea and quite abusive.
    100% of men couldn’t give a fuck.

  28. 28
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Maggie’s (Funny) Farm,” anybody?

  29. 29
    Liviticus says:

    But if the “Top” and “Bottom” are both male, chances are it is gay sex.

  30. 30
    David Cameron says:

    I am the crisis that will leave you homeless,
    The heart attack you have through stress,
    The reason the hospital you need is closed,
    The prescription you cannot afford,
    The food shopping you cannot buy,
    The reason you feel ashamed to be disabled,
    The reason you no longer have a job,
    I am the reason you are called a scrounger,
    I am David Cameron,
    This is the Tory Party,
    We are your crisis,
    And we don’t care who or what you are

  31. 31
    road to oblivion says:

    Hope House?
    You rarely get a Crosby without a Hope around.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Some people just have to keep moving to stay ahead of the chasers.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Bullingdon Towers.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Is this the photo where dave has had himself airbrushed out? Why did he do that?

  35. 35
    Donald Trump says:

    I’ll give you £500 million if you rename London to Trumpton and let me turn Westminster into a golf course.

  36. 36
    Maurice Minor says:

    Bummingthem Towers?

  37. 37
    Enoch Powell says:

    I was right.

  38. 38
    Jimmy says:

    What’s wrong with Death Star?

  39. 39
    A Kitey little kite says:

    Oh, oh, oh!
    Let’s go fly a kite
    Up to the highest height!
    Let’s go fly a kite like RetardEd Militwat
    Up through the atmosphere
    Up where the air is clear
    Oh, let’s go fly a kite!

  40. 40
    Lady Astor's Son-in-law says:

    “Gay Marriage & Wind Turbines House”

    That’ll be a vote winner!

  41. 41
    Enoch Powell says:

  42. 42
    Graham says:

    More accurately: “Guido imagines they will use focus groups to stop them needing the balls to christen it Margaret Thatcher House.”

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    What happened to the thickos who broke into Millbank Tower first then realised CCHQ was next door?

  44. 44
    Penfold says:

    Up the Creek House.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Good work by the students then.

  46. 46
    L Bronstein says:

    Yes , would agree with you on that point.

  47. 47
    Post hoc says:

    Maison Bleu!

  48. 48
    Arnold Lane says:

    Camel Toe Towers

  49. 49
    gerrydorrian66 says:

    Margaret Thatcher House it has to be!

  50. 50
    Lee Grasper says:

    Maison Merkel.

  51. 51
    OAP says:

    Grandma’s House

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

  53. 53
    Brian says:

    House of fuckwit Tory wankers ;-)

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