July 23rd, 2013

Claire Perry’s Website Hacked By Porn Prankers

Poor Claire Perry. Dave’s anti-porn campaigner has had her website hacked, so if you go to the address below* you are directed to a series of explicit adult images. The vast majority of which are certainly unsuitable for a family blog such as this.

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At least her website will be blocked when the new rules come into effect…

* NSFW if you work somewhere boring.

317 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Just for the lulz

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    • 13
      Sister Mary says:

      I thought the Poor Claires were nuns. Motto: We’re having nun of that.

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      • 21
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        It weren’t me honest. Boaz.

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        • 115
          Magic 8 Ball says:

          When, where and in what context did Lynton Crosby advise David Cameron to “Get the barnacles off the boat”?

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          • paying for porn says:

            the unpaid porn industry want Cameron to introduce limitations of internet viewing of their dirty smutty films. Its the thin end of the wedge. More restrictions will follow that’s what politicians like doing.

            Has Cameron or any members of his party ever met, talked to third parties, received monies or been given the nod nod wink wink from anyone representing, expressing or lobbying for the you know what industry.

            He must talk.

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          • The UK is becoming East Germany circa 1976 says:

            If you imagine for one moment this is about pron, you are mistaken.

            We live in a state where they confiscate children because the parents support the ‘wrong’ political party FFS.

            This will be extended to cover all lifestyle choices, of that you can be certain. Member of an online wine club? We see you have been ordering ‘excessive’ amounts of wine, are you a fit parent?

            Join the ‘wrong’ kind of online organisation and you can guarantee state monitoring.

            As it is, all digital communications are monitored, how long before all forms of digital communication are vetted when applying for a new job or contract to see if you are a ‘suitable’ individual?

            The whole thing stinks, though let’s face it, coming from the likes of Fabian Cameron, to be expected.

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          • Lord Stansted says:

            Use tor. Do a search, but not google – use startpage.

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    • 25
      Ed Miliband says:

      I am the worst leader that Labour has ever had, and in 2015 I shall lead my party to its worst defeat in living memory.

      Just thought I’d remind everyone.

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      • 90
        Farage Airways - Fly by Liar says:

        Obviously a younger contributor. Minibland may be bad but does not come close to the awfulness of either Michael Foot or Kinnockio.

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        • 93
          V1le Labour trashed my Country says:

          They are all equally poisonous and Ed Multimillionaireband will finish Tosser Brown’s UK destruction.

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          • Farage Airways - Fly by Liar says:

            No. Problem was Foot was bright (fortunately Minibland isn’t) and Kinnockio was so corrupt he even tried to bankrupt the EU by putting all his family on the payroll. Actually, perhaps Kinnockio did have some unforeseen benefits…..

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          • Millie Tant says:

            I cannot be rich…..I am a member of the Labouring classes you Tory baby eating scum

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          • Ed Millipuppet of Len says:

            I am the worth leader that Labour hath ever had, and in 2015 I that’ll lead my parthie to its worth ,defeat in living memory.

            Juth thought I’d remind evtheryone.

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      • 116
        The Labour Front Bench says:

        We are the Aussie batting order of British politics

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      • 132
        Millie Tant says:

        It’s not fair…..I hate you!

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    • 45
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      You had a good eyeful then Guido?

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      • 70
        Quiet Bat Person says:

        A social worker called in on Radio 5 saying they would use information about whether parents had the porn block removed to determine if the were responsible enough to care for children.

        On Radio 2 yesterday, Cameron was asked whether Government departments would have access to the lists of people who had the block removed. Cameron wouldn’t give a straight answer.

        This whole thing is sinister and yet another way the Government treats its citizens as guilty criminals. .

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        • 89
          German U-Boat Captain says:

          Your name vill go on ze list!

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        • 94
          Anonymous says:

          And the problem is that even this draconian use of the information would not affect large parts of the north, where the fathers can remove the block but be unsanctioned as they have no contact with their children.

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          • Bluto says:

            They shouldn’t be “sanctioned” anyway. That is not how English Common Law and justice are supposed to work, with bureaucratic “sanctions” imposed anonymously and without redress or recourse. That is East Germany that is.

            Are we really prepared to enter an era when our private lifestyles are possessed by and used by the state to “sanction” us?

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          • That smell of ersatz coffee masquerading as a 'lifestyle' says:

            We are in a Stasi state.

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          • Haribo Halfwit says:

            Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition, until long after it had installed its comfy chairs throughout our nation…

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        • 247
          John Bellingham says:

          I recently bought an O2 3G data card and modem I could not access any “adult” sites until I had provided credit card details. The “Adult” sites included this one, an academic chat board that I have used for years, the Telegraph’s site and many others–I could see the daily mail’s site though.

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          • Haribo Halfwit says:

            Having a valid credit card is a better check of your age than having the ability to click past a notice confirming that you are over a certain limit.

            Stasi state? Not yet, not quite.

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          • Lord Stansted says:

            The trouble is that a cc doesn’t just chck your age, but identifies you.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Haribo Halfwit: Giving your identity by providing the card details is what they require to track your interests.

            They use the blocks to force certain people to identify themselves. It also stops people sharing or handing on dongles as they know they are identified with the device.

            So JB is way ahead.

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          • Haribo Halfwit says:

            Genuine question; how does a dongle (which I thought was a passive device with no more personal information than a pay-as-you-go phone account) serve to identify you, unless it’s bought with a credit card?

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    • 81
      Jimmy Riddle says:

      Guido must have got to the daft bint, she just resigned,

      Hungry family means I have to rejoin the (non-Westminster) real world. Suggest all those bloggers w made-up names (bless) do the same!— Claire Perry (@claire4devizes) July 23, 2013

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      • 88
        Maqboul says:

        Don’t we have real food banks for real hard-working hungry families to stop them falling prey to the payday loan sharks and profit obsessed baby eating non-dom Tory billionaire tax exiles? My my, life’s a bitch when you have thousands of lefty twitter followers.

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        • 124
          That smell of ersatz coffee masquerading as a 'lifestyle' says:

          Confiscate all SIM cards at a network of roadbocks.

          Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.

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          • Haribo Halfwit says:

            Never any good at algebra at school: does it mean the same as ‘hide nothing: fear nothing.’?

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    • 146
      The Oppressed Masses in need of a Fabian says:

      When is Dave going the ban the burqa?

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    • 309
      Decrypt says:

      Sec

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  2. 2
    Tool Fool Click says:

    I heard her on the radio yesterday morning..The Today programme. Made a complete fool of herself.

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  3. 3
    Nothing Better To Do says:

    Damn, missed it, she’s fixed the redirect. Looking at her website I think it’s obvious she is in dire need of a good seeing to. Come on Guido, do the honours.

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  4. 4
    Pleb says:

    I’m puzzled. If pornography is legal, why is Dodgy Dave trying to ban it?

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    • 7
      Engineer says:

      Banning stuff is fashionable in political circles – smoking, eating anything with fat in it, hunting, owning a firearm, newspaper reporting. At the rate they’re going, there will be very little left that’s allowed, soon.

      Not so long ago, reading ‘Lady Chatterley’s Lover’ was banned. How silly does that look, nowadays?

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      • 226
        Anonymous says:

        They’re trying to ban kids packed lunches now….

        Although if your middle class and get your packed lunch from Waitrose you are exempt.

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    • 8
      Andy Coulson says:

      Probably worried about some candid photos about to be released.

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    • 12
      Lets ban It says:

      It is time to ban all political parties. They are the main cause of disappointment with the government.

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    • 17
      Bazinga! says:

      Because dozy Dave thinks that bashing Google, Yahoo etc is good for him. The Tories are obsessed with fucking mong bitches at Mumsnet, those ugly harpies make Hattie Harperson look sane,

      You can bet as soon as stuff about abortion, homosexual sex and drugs start getting blocked the BBC will be up in arms complaining.

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    • 44
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Pleb, don’t be so thick, have the rest of the day off.

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    • 57
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      It is known as must be seen doing something decisive, fairly easy to enforce, has the backing of a lot of ordinary folk, also no come backs, it is getting nearer the next GE, hard things like sorting out the economy, which does not appear to be working, got to have one scalp in Dave’s belt

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    • 113
      David 'Cunt' Cameron, acting chair-puppet, Crooks Я Us, servants of the criminal elite says:

      Banning anything that’s legal is what I do. That’s because I’m bent as a corkscrew.
      Wake up at the back there !

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  5. 5
    Osborne couldn't kickstart a Honda 50 says:

    “George Osborne’s latest attempt to kickstart the economy by underwriting a house-buying revival has been criticised by economists and campaigners, who warned that the scheme to partially guarantee £130bn of low-deposit mortgages risks creating a new housing bubble”

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    • 23
      Maqboul says:

      Bring it on George !!!!

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    • 27
      Pleb says:

      Now that’s original…state sponsored mortgages, its laughable after this government has been banging on about welfare scroungers etc that they see fit to use taxes to support an industry that should comply to the rules of supply and demand and lower the product price…why don’t they lower the price of whatever it is to the level that people can afford. It’s always the same story with capitalists and their get rich quick schemes……when it goes “wrong” socialism will be made to bail you out. So the banks having ripped us off and “busted it all out” Joe public are expected to make up the difference yet again

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      • 32
        Maqboul says:

        The industry does comply to the rules of supply and demand. Why should “they” reduce the price below what the market dictates? Are you fucking fick or what?

        A leap in Britain’s population caused by uncontrolled immigration has increased demand on stagnant housing stock which has driven up prices. George is allowing the state to get involved in financing property purchase for those that can’t really afford it yet. Offering a sort of sub-prime mortgage facility.

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    • 48
      Pleb says:

      Its too hot to argue. Somebody take Giddy out and shoot him. Just do it quietly please

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    • 49
      Fat Balls says:

      This latest idea of Gideon’s is just as barking mad as the insanity around the Child Benefit changes he’s introduced. Surely anyone with a degree of cerebral activity can see that this is just another way of helping Big Money get even more big money, and damn the consequences?

      We need more Council/Social housing, not a crappy Osborne property bubble…home ownership doesn’t always lead to social mobility, a secure tenancy can be just as empowering, so why not regulate Landlords.

      It’s almost as if we’ve all died, and are in a limbo written by Armando Ianucci.

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      • 60
        Pig Society says:

        £600K?!! This government is going after people who are disabled and unemployed, forcing people out of homes for the sake of £10 a week but seem think it is perfectly fair to give someone a helping hand to owning a £600k property!!

        And anyone moping that in London that’s not much can shut it. Move somewhere else. That seems to be the attitude towards low wage workers that simply want to rent in cities, never mind own a fucking £600k home!

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      • 63
        Old Blind Pugh says:

        “so why not regulate Landlords” very short in take of breath, you are having a laugh aren’t you, the mantra Dave was bought up with under Maggie was cut regulation and let the market decide. I haven’t got a lot of faith in Giddy’s abilities, one thing he said was 2nd homes were not allowed in the new scheme hasn’t he heard of a husband and wife to transfer property between each other used extensively in bankruptcy proceedings, some legal wiz might like to comment

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      • 67
        stilyagi_air_corps says:

        Eugéne! Ionescu, more like…

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      • 91
        Maqboul says:

        Help to Buy and your so called Council/ Social housing amount to the same thing: the state meddling in and affecting the free market. Who the hell do you think builds and profits out of Social Housing other than your imagined bogey man “Big Money”?

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    • 140
      Anti-Rentier Alliance (Ban The Whig Rent Seeking Elite) says:

      ‘The world must have gone mad – housing market needs help to supply, not help to buy’ is what the Institute of Directors had to say about it.

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  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    Still up even now!

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  7. 9
    Proud To Be An Ignorant Bigot says:

    Are you sure its been hacked? It might just be where she stashed her personal porn collection in the belief that no-one else ever looks there anyway.

    I can’t quite make out whether or not they are actually pictures of her from recent meetings with senior government officials.

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  8. 10
    Chuka moonlighting for Nigeria says:

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    • 18
      419 says:

      Get him out of bed, did you? That was rude.

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    • 19
      the industrial revolution says:

      Is that silk ? where can I get an outfit like that ?

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      • 100
        Tom Catesby says:

        Ask Chukka.

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      • 123
        Civilised Person says:

        I decline to join twitter since it is only for the mindless, but can I assume this is a picture of him in his native dress?

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        • 161
          Chukka "Khan" Umamamamam says:

          He has just told me on the QT that he has £15m in a government account that he needs to move into an English bank, and as a trustworthy leader on the world stage, he wants to give me £1.5m and all I have to do is let him have the Labour Party’s bank account number!

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    • 20
      Bazinga! says:

      If I were the dude in the white sheet I’d be checking I still have my wallet after meeting that fucker. He is a thieving socialist like the rest.

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      • 148
        The Pork Sword of Justice says:

        I don’t think a former President of Nigeria will need any lessons in thieving.

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    • 28
      Maqboul says:

      Between China and Nigeria???!!! Who pays this fucker’s wages?

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    • 40
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      Is Ummuna the new Mandleson?

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    • 41
      James Hadley Chase says:

      “We’ve got to stop meeting, Obie– the coppers are starting to suspect something hinky’s going on; we’re gonna hafta pull the plug on a few of our gaffs for the time being till this all blows over. I can hold ‘em off only so long, y’know. But you can trust old Harrison, I haven’t given you a bum steer yet, have I, buddy? We’ll have some good days ahead of us, we’re just gonna hafta lay low for now…”

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    • 74
      Sir William W says:

      Man arrested shoplifting in Curtains R Us

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        who pays his excessive wages and expenses? says:

        Why is the Labour MP for Streatham concerned with trade between China and Nigeria?
        How comforting to know the Tory Coalition Government is so successful that Chukka doesn’t have any constituency problems to deal with…

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    • 102
      Party of Dave still letting in 500,000 immigrants per year says:

      The deluded fool still thinks Labour are in power.

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    • 128
      Comfy chair says:

      What are they doing in that furniture shop?

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  9. 11
    Anonymous says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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      JH982340982304923 says:

      Was genuinely cheered to see this.

      Of course, the usual suspects – i.e. those who pay no net tax and read the Guardian – are up in arms at the injustice of trying to catch criminals.

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  11. 16
    Fotze says:

    That’s what she’s doing to us.

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  12. 22
    broderick crawford says:

    Obasanjo was is probably the most corrupt nigerian president of recent times next to that bloke who died of a heart attack whilst servicing several masseuses whilst on an overdose of viagra .

    Is Chuka going for the 419 award by allowing himself to be seen in his company ??

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  13. 24
    Maqboul says:

    I wonder why on Earth he thinks that.

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  14. 26
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t know why she’s so anti porn.

    She isn’t bad looking for her age and could make a decent amount of money doing milf scenes.

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  15. 29
    Maqboul says:

    Comment of the day.

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  16. 37
    Ed Miliband says:

    Because we lie, cheat and are hypocritical, we think everyone else is the same.

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  17. 42
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    Whenever I make a request, I keep getting the message ‘access denied’.

    Anyway, that’s enough about me, must try accessing Claire’s web site.

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  18. 43
    Owen Jones says:

    Statistics

    Mr Cameron tells us that his government has inherited the current economic crisis.

    Mr Cameron is fond of telling us that we are all in it together.

    The proposed pay rise for MPs is just under £10,000 p.a.
    Job Seekers allowance is £56.80 per week which Mr Ian Duncan –Smith assures us he could live on, or could that be considered as being ‘economical with the truth’?

    We are told that the current economic crisis was caused by the government needing to bail out the Banks who had gambled outrageously, and yet there are currently 2,436 bankers living here who are paid in excess of one million Euros p.a. (figures supplied by The European Banking Authority/The Times)

    The number of people being fed by charity food banks has risen by 200% since April of this year (figures supplied by The Trussell Trust/The Guardian).

    To quote Mr Benjamin Disraeli, one of Mr Cameron’s illustrious predecessors: “There are lies and there are damn lies and there are statistics.” There is another quote from the same period that seems appropriate, it has its origins in ‘The Music Halls’:

    “It’s the same the whole world over, it’s the poor what gets the blame, it’s the rich what gets the pleasure, ain’t it all a blooming shame.”

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    • 46
      Bazinga! says:

      Things were so much better when the mass killer and the one eyed shirt lifter were in power.

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    • 50
      Owen's GCSE General Studies Teacher says:

      Owen,

      Obviously Len McCluskey has done your homework again. Take an F for Fail.

      See me after school, behind the bike sheds as usual.

      Teecher

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    • 53
      Maqboul says:

      Charity food banks: what a surprise that if something is free at the point of delivery then demand is unlimited. Much like the NHS.

      Eee, who’d a thought it.

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    • 54
      Fat Balls says:

      David Cameron is a pathological liar.

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    • 65
      Borrower says:

      Youth Rate JSA is £56.80.
      It’s £71.70 if you are over 25 and can stand being treated like a circus dog.
      Most that are eligible make do without it.

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    • 75
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      Owen to ““There are lies and there are damn lies and there are statistics.” add a forth “and what the government says” that is what governments (of all colours) do, and always will do. they think the populace of a country are completely stupid, they can do it a few times but the populace get wise 9except the diehard party members

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      • 109
        you don't waste money if you work for it says:

        Most mornings after I’ve dropped my kids at school I see single mums on benefits crowded into the local posh coffee shop enjoying an extended breakfast outside while working through a packet of fags.
        I couldn’t afford to waste my money like that even if I wanted to.

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    • 117
      Ian Drunken-Sith says:

      In these austere times it is necessary to be economical with everything. I like to lead by example.

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      • 166
        On mane padme hum, altogether now... says:

        Being poor is not a crime. Being rich is not a crime. But with being rich comes noblesse oblige. With being poor comes the feeling of nothing to lose.
        A little humility where it’s needed, and a little humanity where it’s needed. Don’t let the scroungers make the genuinely poor suffer more, it’s a big enough crab bucket already.

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  19. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like Guido has removed the two links as referred to by Perry, probably wise.

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    • 76
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      Got to keep on the side of Dave, at least until he falls from power

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    • 86
      Anonymous says:

      The stupid tart’s whinging about how she might have to leave the Westminster bubble to feed her family now – more proof of how out of touch she is if she can’t live on 66 grand a year (and of course those whopping great expenses).

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  20. 55
    Hacker The Dog says:

    It was me.

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  21. 56
    Anon says:

    Removed the links Guido? Two comments gone??

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  22. 58
    JH982340982304923 says:

    Christ. The humourless harridan will be even more hell-bent on spoiling everyone’s fun now.

    If she prevents access to Wifey’s World or Hegre dot com, there will be trouble.

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  23. 64
    Dweeb says:

    Hilarious. Labour-led Plymouth Council has blocked access to Wonga-type websites throughout its computer network – offices, public libraries, community centres etc.

    Over at the Guardian they are rejoicing… “Brilliant move”… “hope it catches on…”

    Could these be the same Guardianistas who have been spitting blood at Dave’s plan to block porn? (Not even that. Offered the choice).

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  24. 68
    New Rule Of Politics says:

    Don’t fuck with the internet.

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  25. 69
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    You have to admit it is not as bad as in the past

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  26. 72
    Sir William W says:

    I would like to know whether there is any evidence that viewing violent pornography makes men more likely to commit sex crimes. Does anyone know? Does anyone in authority or in the media care?

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  27. 73
    THE PHALLUS of WESTMINSTER says:

    Breaking news ! First picture of Royal baby
    If it’s already been posted Tough shit !

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  28. 80
    Anonymous says:

    She’s accused Guido of sponsoring the hack on twitter.

    Time for the lawyers to get involved?

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  29. 82
    Tony, International Statesmen says:

    I can be bothered with pr0n, what with this damned erectile dysfunction.

    Oops, I said that out loud didn’t I?

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  30. 83
    Cousin It says:

    Taking a lecture from Cameron on obscenity and rectitude. Surreal indeed.

    He’ll make Britain a place where there is a “sense of right and wrong”.

    Well Dave, I wouldn’t be so keen to fix the nation’s moral compass because it wont be pointing in your direction

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  31. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Given the way she’s bleating through her tweets, I think you’ve upset her Guido.

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  32. 87
    David Icke says:

    It’s a lizard.

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  33. 96
    Tangoedyouhavebeen says:

    I went for a look. No bits to see. Must have fixed the hack. How disappointing.

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  34. 101
    Benny Fitz-Roy says:

    Muslim 4 nightly news just been puffing up hajib british fighting women going shopping with kalashnikovs, 1 year old and pregnant again in hand, going for the cause.

    Syria today, UK tomorrow?

    PS Unmarrieds being asked to donate themselves for the benefit of the mujahadeen. Comfort women then who will expect the UK to pay for the sprats born later.

    Is this a nightmare?

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    • 105
      Benny Fitz-Roy says:

      Weatherman just giving out mussie prayer times. {pinches self, yes awake}

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      • 108
        Bazinga! says:

        In fairness all the female presenters on C4 news have faces like smacked arses and would benefit from the burkha.

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    • 106
      Party of Dave still letting in 500,000 immigrants per year says:

      Yes it is a nightmare waiting to happen.
      But more people are interested in watching X Factor and the latest lowdown on who’s fucked who on Easterners.

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  35. 107
    Tom Catesby says:

    Nope Anon, just tried it removed and got an error message. somebody has moved like the proverbial off a shovel. But of course they’re used to dealing with it.

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  36. 118
    The blue Skoda in the carpark says:

    When we have to say whether we want a porn block or not on our internet access will there be a box to mark for “no publicity” ?

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  37. 118
    Joyce Thacker says:

    I demand that William and Kate give their baby a name which won’t offend muslims. And I demand a multi-faith christening. Therefore, they should name their baby Ibrahim and the christening should be conducted by an imam.

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  38. 129
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    If this Perry woman cannot keep porn off her own website then how on earth can she be relied upon to protect our children?

    The only way forward is to pass Draconian legislation.

    The people responsible for putting this filth on line should be tracked down and given a ten year mandatory prison sentence plus a lifetime ban from using any electrical devices.

    You have to be firm and not wobble about.

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  39. 137
    Anonymous says:

    1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
    2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes,
    3. If you have more wives than teeth,
    4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
    5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
    6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against,
    7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
    8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
    9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,

    Then u may be a muslim

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    • 152
      abdull of belfast, so it is says:

      10. not content with dozens of sky moozie channels, want channel 4 renamed.

      11. believe shopping malls are for safe congregation purposes, not shopping.

      12. believe the english language is extinct.

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  40. 141
    BREAKING NEWS says:

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  41. 156
    The internet is for Porn says:

    Of all the things in the world that Dave could ban, he goes and picks the most popular thing in the world to ban.

    How Stupid is that?

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    • 159
      The Ayes have it says:

      With Dave’s opt in to porn button on the family internet supply then many a husband will be under great stress thinking of a good reason that will fool the missus why they should.

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    • 164
      Dave says:

      It was a toss-up between the porn and the sunshine. Not much I can do about the sunshine.

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      • 262
        *Waves* says:

        Cnut !

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        • 290
          Delboy says:

          When the masses can let their hair down and have a bit of fun free of charge along comes some woofter in a suit with a posh accent and a few bob in the Bank and tries to ban and/or tax it.

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  42. 160
    Mrs Brown thanks the Medics...But won't Kate and Wills already have done so? says:

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    • 169
      All politicians are filth says:

      Wasn’t Sarah’s hubby a key figure in a government that instigated an illegal war based on a deliberate lie that resulted in the deaths of many thousands of children? What a cynical hateful creature this bitch is.

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    • 227
      Sarah Brown says:

      Yes, particular thanks to these *private* doctors and nurses

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        Too many Ed's says:

        Even so, they could not wait to get away from the ‘loony’ wing!

        Hopefully it was better than having him in the ‘other’ place; ‘Infections are us’ National Death Service.

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    You are incompetent, stupid and a blatherskite.

    Beyond that façade, you may be a nice bloke. I just don’t want to know any longer.

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  44. 168
    BBC ethnic quota monitor wallah says:

    The number of nurses of colour lined up outside the hospital met BBC quota targets.

    However, it was disappointing not to see any health professionals wearing the hajib. Words of advice will be given.

    The parents remains horribly white, of course, but the BBC will go totally OTT when Madiba passes on, then it’ll be wall-to-wall blacks.

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    • 170
      The parents of murdered black teenager Stephen Lawrence says:

      We’re available for comment, speak to our agent.

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    • 172
      The NHS says:

      Lessons will be learned

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    • 178
      nellnewman says:

      typical beeb – who gives a toss about creed or colour.

      babies have no political correctness hangups thank the lord!

      Thing is people are either good or bad. Folks like bliar are bad , probably really bad!!

      They’re the things that matter!!

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      • 191
        BBC Mong says:

        The royal baby is hideously white; no ethnic quotas have been met.

        Cameron needs to explain why Tory Party employee Lynton Crosby has not ensured an ethnically acceptable heir to the throne.

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  45. 173
    Dave is after the female vote says:

    The majority of British men think internet porn should only be filtered if they ask for it to be – but the majority of British women say it should be blocked by default

    http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/07/22/british-men-oppose-automatic-porn-filters/

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  46. 175
    Owen Jones says:

    Mancs! Come join us at at Peoples Assembly Manchester as we plan action this Saturday afternoon http://www.eventbrite.co.uk/event/6958588325 … No more sitting back and having a wank.

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    Dweeb says:

    The Dutchess’s baby should be named Austin.

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  49. 184
    Cameron says:

    We will block all porn sites; such as Guido Fawkes, Tax Payers Alliance, Anti Eu sites, Global Warming sceptics.and any site that crtitcises spending taxes on windmills. The internet will be full of safe content, such as pro EU sites, WWF lies, Greenpeace bollocks, and movies/photos of BBC celebrities interfering with children.

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  50. 188
    Webbed feet, enemic inbred royal says:

    Cameron has been lobbied by the porn industry to do this – he blocks them, then they charge for all access – only real problem is there is too much FREE porn on the internet. Also Obumma wants a log of everybody’s personal details and credit cards for that Jupiter sized database Edward Snowden was building for him.

    This is all bollocks, there are more harmful sites than porn on the internet – how do you categorise porn anyway? I’ve got stag weekend snaps on facebook that could fit that definition…

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    • 198
      Sally BoreCow says:

      Agreed. You can look at my tits for free. Or give me £5, all donations forwarded to Unite. PayPal accepted.

      Like

    • 271
      Man from the street says:

      Whats a stupid fvcking comment “he blocks them, then they charge for all access”.

      So for the person to pay for this porn they would have to phone their ISP up first to get the porn un-blocked…. then go on to pay for something that’s free????

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      Geedo says:

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          Order Order Now says:

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          A Sponsor says:

          I think Ms Perry is odd.

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        • 201
          War is Declared says:

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          • Kate says:

            What a strange woman and a nasty streak too, never like her much anyway the stuck up bitch.

            Like

          • E. Lear says:

            There was a young girl from Devizes
            Who had titz of different sizes
            One was small
            Almost nothing at all
            And the other was big, and won prizes.

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          • Bluto says:

            Really nasty veiled threat there. Perry clearly believes those who choose the opt-out should be “sanctioned”. So much for this government’s programme for civil liberties:-

            “We will be strong in defence of freedom. The Government believes that the British state has become too authoritarian, and that over the past decade it has abused and eroded fundamental human freedoms and historic civil liberties. We need to restore the rights of individuals in the face of encroaching state power, in keeping with Britain’s tradition of freedom and fairness.”

            All in all I think I Luisa Zissman is better adjusted when it comes to adults being allowed to make free choices about their lifestyles than Perry.

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          Claire retires hurt says:

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          • Bob says:

            Yes dear.

            Like

          • The Blogging Public says:

            Who is this person and why is she hanging onto Guido’s apron-strings in an attempt to make a name for herself?

            Like

          • Harry J says:

            She on the blob?

            Like

          • Welfare 4 Claire says:

            Divorced Tory MP and financial professional can’t feed 3 children on 65 grand a year plus expenses.

            Like

          • QE says:

            Is she financially illiterate?

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          • Stupid Woman. William Hague says:

            This is just ridiculous.

            MP who does not know how the internet works introduces legislation on how the internet must work.

            Like

          • shit stirrer says:

            Remember, nearly every MP is incumbent with NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder). They crave public attemtion.In fact they feed off public supply like a drug addict craves crack cocaine. Guido, this one is captured hook, line and sinker. Keep this up, this one is a prime candidate for a fall.

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          • The Gunpowder Plotter says:

            I would have thee know, “Guido Fawkes” is not a “made-up” name.
            ‘Tis not P-a-u-l S-t-a-i-n-e-s’s real name, but it IS a real name nonetheless. ‘Tis mine own, but thou canst call me “Guy,” as doth everyone else so do.

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          • Finbar Saunders says:

            Says the ‘honourable member’.

            Who made up that idiotic title for people like Ms Perry to hide behind?

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          • The cat in the hat says:

            Well that’s as clear as mud.

            Is she resigning or simply off home at 6.54 pm to give the children/cat/etc. some fodder before they eat the tablecloth?

            Like

          • Social Services says:

            Time for an intervention

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          • THE PHALLUS of WESTMINSTER says:

            I have absolutly no idea who she is , but already i don’t like her

            What a muppet !

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          • Rotherham Social Services says:

            We are very worried about this family. The father is estranged and the highly political mother can not afford to look after the children. Further tensions are caused by the mother’s fascination with internet pornography, a fixation with Google and unjustified fears that the political blogger Guido Fawkes is hacking her web site and filling it with pornography which the viewer can not opt out of. To further add to the problems the mother is an ex banker and can not string two coherent words together when on the radio or TV.

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    • 208
      Dweeb says:

      This is such a shame. Claire is one of the few MPs I would invite up to see my itchings.

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    • 220
      Who is this creep? says:

      The kind of bossy authoritarian who wants to suckle at the taxpayer’s teat while trying to tell everyone how to live their lives. Yuk. No better than a fucking Fabian.

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    • 235
      A taxpayer says:

      Is that a website I am forced to pay for?

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    The Gambler says:

    Paddy Power will not quote odds against Nigel Farage being next PM.

    This is despite the fact they are prepared to give such strange prices as 8/11 Ed Miliband, 8/1 Boris Johnson, 20/1 Ed Balls, 22/1 Chuka Umunna and 66/1 Harriet Harman.

    Why is this?

    If all good bloggers on this site were to email Paddy Power and request Farage odds, they might comply (mobile@paddypower.com). C’mon folks! People power.

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  53. 203
    Mark Harper MP (Dave's blue eyed boy) says:

    To show their multicultural progressiveness and love of diversity they need to name the Royal baby Muhammad as not to upset our Muslim enrichers. Besides, by the time baby Muhammad is king these Islands will be part of the EIC (European Islamic Caliphate) anyway.

    I’m always thinking ahead you see, always thinking ahead!

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  54. 207
    Ron Jeremy says:

    oooh Claire you disgusting girl. I’ll have to eat my Mars Bars sideways from now on after watching that.

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  55. 228
    The McFlanns says:

    Just rang Kate to say congrats and pass on our advice not to go to a tapas bar and leave children alone in the hotel.

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  56. 238
    Dweeb says:

    Guido, please don’t put Guardian links on your Seen Elsewhere column. It increases their click count and anyway, the royal jokes were about as funny as a bucket of stale vomit.

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  57. 242
    Tim Mableys Ladies Wardrobe says:

    Brown envelopes over here Deborah.

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  58. 249
    Anonymous says:

    Hi I have been informed by the wonderful Claire Perry that you sponsored a hack in her website. This is unacceptable and childish behaviour, you can consider me a lost reader.

    Despicable.

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  59. 252
    Kay Burley says:

    It’s a bayyyybeeee. It’s a baybeeeee

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      Load of cobblers says:

      I enjoyed her hissy fit when prince Charles said the baby will be out in a minute. He was talking to HER and it was HER who should announce that news not the gormless nonk beside her.
      Priceless.

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  60. 272
    Leo from Leominster says:

    What’s a Goatse?

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  61. 273
    albacore says:

    Want to see how much folks borrow in your street?
    More spying that Parliament deems to be neat
    It can’t be long now, it’s sure to come to pass
    They’ll count the tissues you use to wipe your ass

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23429237

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  62. 276
    And still it goes on. says:

    Banks are still lending on house furnishings and Gardens.

    Friends just bought a new build which came at various prices ranging from the bare shell up to fully furnished, decorated landscaped and planted. All options mortgageable and approved by Osborne’s loan warranty.

    Try explaining that a fire sale will be valued at the bare shell.

    No doubt the state (taxpayer) mortgage is fuelling this.

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      Waterhouseandprices says:

      Whatever happens we must look after the boys.

      Like

    • 284
      albacore says:

      Are you getting that feeling of deja vu?
      Don’t they love dropping taxpayers in the poo?
      Now they ain’t even being original
      In how they flush Britain down the urinal

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      • 288
        Tony Eden from Eton says:

        I have no objection to the Government stimulating the housing market but I think it would be nice if they recovered every penny the taxpayer has lost bailing out Iceland first.

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        • 293
          The Boy Plunger says:

          And what progress has the Government made in relation to Northern Crock (Bad Bank) Ltd in the last three months?

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  63. 279
    Ah! Monika says:

    BBC The plans to relieve the pressure on A&E units in England are not good enough, says MPs who warn of a potential NHS crisis next winter.

    I says the BBC grammar is not good enough. Gove agrees.

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    • 285
      Have those Aussie DJ's been extradited yet says:

      If the services are crap I am not going to pay my taxes.

      I urge others so do the same.

      Like

  64. 281
    Owen Jones says:

    The black kid next door was just telling me about his invisible friend.

    His name is “Daddy.”

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  65. 283

    @Guido Fawkes

    I hope you issue proceedings against Claire Perry MP for her clearly libellous allegations against you last night.

    Like

    • 286
      Fidel Castro says:

      That a politician should launch a vindictive and scurrilous attack against a great national treasure such as Guido Fawkes is intolerable.

      The Prime Minister should have sacked her by now.

      Do you think no action has been taken because she is a woman?

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      • 292

        People think different things of our host, given the plural nature of our society. It matters not how popular or otherwise he is, a libel is just that. The evidence is largely on this page and in the Twitter feeds.

        Claire Perry is an attention getter which is why she is a politician. Attention getters are prone to put the message above the reality, to the point where truth can even become inverted. Dave likes the attention getting probably more than he likes the truth.

        I like to see women in politics or any branch of life. I like women. Really! If they are able, why not? If it is only because they are women wimmin, then that is nearly always a disastrous reason.

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        albacore says:

        Dave’s very choosy on where he takes action
        Seems that he just can’t get no satisfaction
        Except when he’s camping it up and teasing
        After all, it’s the E U that he’s pleasing

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      Oh for gawds sake... says:

      I sense the old crosshairs graphic may be dusted off in the near future… Dozy, ignorant bint.

      Like

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    Only_Escort_is a _Ford says:

    Q. Do you require a filter?
    A. No thanks. My water comes bottled

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    Anonymous says:

    Sue her for libel

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    Anon says:

    That Twitter exchange was hilarious.

    The woman is demented.

    How on earth was she ever put in charge…. of anything!?!?

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    I swear I wasn’t the hacker who redirected links from Ms. Perry’s website so they led to sites such as goatse.cx and asstr.org, but I wish I had been. *crosses fingers behind back*

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  71. 313
    Claire Perry says:

    Calm down dears, it’s only a commercial

    Like

  72. 317

    so nice blog…..keep it up

    thanx for share with us

    derek freiman

    Like


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Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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