July 22nd, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


138 Comments

  1. 1

    Now that IS pornography.

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  2. 2
    Pippa, a sociliate says:

    I have fecund loins too, but no-one will marry me :(

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  3. 4
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    If their bairns a wee laddie, that what finer name could Kate choose than Gordon?

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  4. 5
    Howzat1932 says:

    The foreplay must have been riveting.

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  5. 6
    doh says:

    “Duchess in hospital after going into labour”

    who gives a fuck?

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  6. 7
    anon says:

    sleep with Ian McCluskey, my got you have got too be desperate !

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  7. 11
    Anonymous says:

    When an explanation of the ‘cartoon’ is needed, you know it’s time for Rich to give up.

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  8. 12
    Howzat1932 says:

    Evens on R4 this morning regarding his friends I can only suppose to mean the Millibands and the Balls of this world or perhaps his friend Mandlebum.

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    • 42
      Anonymous says:

      The today prog has been dreadful this morning, where do they dig up the inadequate and disaffected ex employees they bring on to revisit their sad reasons for being sacked/”resigning” it all ends up sounding amateurish and bitchy.

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  9. 13
    a non says:

    Is it Kate Middlemans’ father??
    Where are the flowers

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  10. 15
    Reverend Robert Malthus says:

    Well that’s one more mouth to feed. Any time now the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will ride!

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    • 100
      Gaia says:

      Mother Earth’s problem is not too many babies. It’s too many old people, being kept artificially alive. Over 50s should be given the option of a quick, legal, peaceful release.

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      • 103
        Living in 97.333% white Merseyside says:

        Don’t knock us. I’m in my sixties and as SuperMac once said, I’ve never had it so good, what with my benefits, pensions and compo.

        The Boom Years (1997-2007) were good too but I still had to work for living then.

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        • 121
          Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

          The glory Tory years were the best, 1979 to 1997 under magnificent Maggie and majestic Major.

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      • 132
        Old Blind Pugh says:

        Gaia, after 2 children that should be the limit then the snip for the men and hysterectomy for the women, if they don’t like it they can go to country that lets them breed uncontrolled, Ireland, Italy, middle and far east countries.

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  11. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Michael Portillo.

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  12. 16
    Sit Petra says:

    That’s the maintenance payments finally sorted.

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  13. 18
    Anti-Rentier Alliance says:

    Thank goodness Guido has told us who is in the cartoon. Would never have figured it out otherwise :P

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  14. 21
    private eye says:

    Stop press.

    Royal couple expecting a baby!

    Arthur Scargill in talks with Thatcher.

    Ed Miliband’s lack of policies just a pregnant pause in politics.

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  15. 23
    Pdubya says:

    This dinosaur personifies Labour,socialism and the metropolitan elite completely. Nepotism,Do as I say not as I do and calling anyone who does not subscribe to their tunnel visioned idea of Utopia as Hypocrites, racists and anti working class.

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  16. 27
    Strange voices on the streets says:

    Does anybody know if the pornography diversion is to keep folk from thinking about: immigration, the new soviet style socialist empire and windmills tax, for all the summer or is there going to be other diversions very important things to fill the news (excluding the Royal baby of course)?

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    • 43
      Anonymous says:

      Er, i think its to stop children like April Jones being abused and murdered,not everything requires a stupid comment from you, you moron.

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      • 51
        Revisionism says:

        It was internet porn that made Hindley & Brady do their perverted crimes.

        Should be banned.

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        • 60
          Al Gore rhythm says:

          Ban the internet. Do it now.

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          • Dave the Untrustworthy says:

            Ban porn first, using child protection as the justification.

            Ban the exposure of corrupt lying politicians second — the real objective once State control of the internet has been established.

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          • Porn on TV says:

            Easy access porn can be seen on BBC’s hit series The Fall. Every gratuitous detail of a serial killer was shown. The stalking, terrorising, and murder of women. Every detail of his sick rituals. And they cast a Supermodel as the serial killer. The Beeb are probably considering a sequel right now.

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      • 72
        Cornish Pilchard says:

        ” its to stop children like April Jones being abused and murdered”

        ….but it wont do that as morons like you will just stay anonymous

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      • 104
        Living in 97.333% white Merseyside says:

        There was no internet when Jimmy S et al were at it.

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  17. 33
    Filip says:

    Get the gin glasses out Brenda

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  18. 34
    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    It’s all froth at the moment while the politicians wait for us to do the work and get the economy moving again. Bread and Circuses

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  19. 35
    MRS McCLUSKEY I'm standing by my Wallet, I mean husband says:

    It had to be a back scuttle over his desk , theres no way she would have shagged him if she could see him

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  20. 40
    Firm But Fair says:

    Shameless cronyism.

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    • 67
      The Sisterhood says:

      Shows that women are much more important than men. Women ensure the continuation of the species. Men can be replaced by a sperm bank. And we need never have more Lens.

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      • 83
        Ancient seafarer says:

        Yup!

        Ma mumma done told me
        when I was in knee pants
        ma mumma done told me, son,
        a woman’s a two-faced
        a worrisome thing
        that’ll leave you to sing
        the blues in the night.

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  21. 41
    Really!! says:

    So other than porn filters, what other announcements will be released today. Tis a perfect day to “bury bad news”

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    • 46
      Anonymous says:

      Well, as that was a classic Labour own goal, it might be Ed stepping down and Len stepping up, who knows.But this Union thing is going to run and run !

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  22. 45
    The BBC...setting the news agenda says:

    There is nothing to report here….the unions are perfectly in order to give jobs to whomsoever they like and to support the Labour Party . The British public(with assistance from ourselves) are more interested in the disgraceful misuse of power by Lynton Crosby.This is once again an example of David Cameron’s lack of understanding who he is appointing and an example yet again the Tories abusing their power and patronage unlike Ed Miliband who continues to give a strong lead on this unlike David Cameron who refuses to answer OUR questions despite repeated attempts.

    Unfortunately we must now temporarily re-assign the 500 reporters involved on this issue to the Royal Baby’s birth and fill your screens with inane and pointless babble for the next 24 hours despite our republican tendencies

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    • 50
      Anonymous says:

      Is the BBC ever going to be neutral ? and why are they alowed to be so biased ? Evan Davies was on top form this morning asking “point scoring” questions on child pornography instead of anything informative.

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      • 134
        Howzat1932 says:

        Evan Davies mixes in such high society circles.One mixes with such nice people in the cottages of Islington he must find it difficult to discern porn as the poorer people do we just exist to pay his bloated salary.Better if he got himself off to the Guardian.

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  23. 49
    Concrete Jungle says:

    The race is on to who can cover the country at the fastest pace.

    A married Onion baron ? – but he had money

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  24. 56
    Anonymous says:

    22 years ago, not 12.

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  25. 58
    David Starkers says:

    The Unite birth announcement was made on foolscap, not A4 paper. That way it can be made into a cone shape with a D on it.

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  26. 64
    Maternity ward hack says:

    BREAKING NEWS
    Duchess-Cambridge goes into labour.

    Jeez…. is there no end to whom McCluskey will not recruit into Labour just to ensure his choice of MP is selected?

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  27. 68
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Memo to Len. A basic principle of good management is

    DON’T FUCK THE HELP

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    • 84
      Talking From Experience says:

      If you do make sure you wear a rubber – riding bare back costs money.

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      • 89
        Arnie Shwarzenburger says:

        The Italian Wedding Test

        I was a very happy man.
        My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
        So we decided to get married.

        There was only one little thing bothering me..
        It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

        My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
        tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
        She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
        I always got more than a nice view.
        It had to be deliberate.

        She never did it around anyone else.

        One day she called me and asked me to come over.
        ‘To check my Sister’s wedding- invitations’ she said.
        She was alone when I arrived.
        She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
        She couldn’t overcome them anymore.
        She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
        She said “Before you commit your life to my sister”.

        Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word.
        She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom and
        if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me”.
        I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

        I stood there for a moment..

        Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
        I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

        Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

        With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
        He said, ‘Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
        We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.
        Welcome to the family my son..’

        And the moral of this story is:

        Always keep your condoms in your car.

        The Italian Wedding Test

        I was a very happy man.

        My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.

        So we decided to get married.

        There was only one little thing bothering me..

        It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.

        My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight

        miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

        She would regularly bend down when she was near me.

        I always got more than a nice view.

        It had to be deliberate.

        She never did it around anyone else.

        One day she called me and asked me to come over.

        ‘To check my Sister’s wedding- invitations’ she said.

        She was alone when I arrived.

        She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.

        She couldn’t overcome them anymore.

        She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.

        She said “Before you commit your life to my sister”.

        Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn’t say a word.

        She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom” she said.

        “If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me”.

        I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

        I stood there for a moment..

        Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.

        I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

        Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

        With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.

        He said, ‘Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.

        We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.

        Welcome to the family my son..’

        And the moral of this story is:

        Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    • 86
      Arnie Shwarzenburger says:

      That fish is right, you know.

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    • 135
      Howzat1932 says:

      This could apply to giorgio two jags still he now sits with The Kinnocks in a place the promised to closed down in a previous life still when one gravy train stops jump onto another ain’t life grand for failed politicians.

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  28. 80
    Intern says:

    “Who do you have to fuck to get a job around here?”

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  29. 87
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Apparently its £5k a day to stay in the Lindo wing, when one is about to drop.

    Glad my taxes are once again being used wisely.

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    • 108
      couldn't make it up says:

      and how much does it cost to stay in a NHS hospital to give birth. Which is paid for out of my taxes, even though I never want or have kids

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  30. 88
    Philippa says:

    No more terrifying births on TV please. Every episode of “The White Queen” has one. I’m surprised the human race has survived.

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    • 102
      Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

      Nothing was more terrifying than Lady Margaret Beaufort being wed and bed at a ridiculously young age to give birth to her son and heir Henry Tudor. However given the acts of the union bosses and Lib Dems, there can be no doubt that as to work-love incestuousness, they are the modern day offenders. And indeed in the light of the wars at the time and short survival rate for men (which seems to have gone into political reversal over 600 years…) I think most actions with and from women in those days were justifiable, producing heirs no matter what the cost. I simply hope that venal whim is something of the past – in terms of McLusty I think not.

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      • 110
        Undressed Employee says:

        I have demonstrable experience in high-level delivery of a wide range of (extramarital blow) jobs…

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  31. 90
    Anonymous says:

    A pity that Rich doesn’t know his arse (Unite HQ) from his elbow (UNISON HQ)

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  32. 93
    Paddy Power says:

    Ginger Hair – 50/1

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  33. 94
    Matthew Dear says:

    You mean 21 years ago…

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  34. 98
    Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

    Jennie must think these rumours are entirely braless.

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  35. 105
    The Critic says:

    Remember comrades – four legs good,two legs bad. Which one of Len/Ed is Snowball and which Napoleon?

    Windmill building next I presume?

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  36. 106
    Prelate of Secret Ceremony in London says:

    I christen thee “Josef Karl Marx Command Economy McLuskey”.

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    • 111
      Ellie-Mae (8) says:

      Is this going to be like “Spot the Paedo” or will they all run off and use Tor and still opt in.
      The govt, born yesterday.

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    • 116
      Undressed Employee says:

      Could be a pain for the union lot who prefer to tie people to them…

      Stourbridge, that’s that soon to be socialist enclave “of Brum” nowhere near the true blue sea. It may have rolling hills and industry but we’ll soon see to it having dingy Orwellian flats and bennies everywhere.

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  38. 120
    Post hoc says:

    Perhaps they’ve now decided its better to manufacture their own MP’s instead of buying them?

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  39. 122
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    You have to laugh, don’t you? Do you think they didit in office hours? Union members might like to ask for a rebate on their subs.

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  40. 126
    NoseyGet says:

    Why is there a speech bubble coming out of that window?
    Who is in there?
    We have a right to Know

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  41. 128
    Ginger 3AAC pilot says:

    I’ll take Pippa as consolation prize

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  43. 137
    Royal Obstretician says:

    If the royal sprog is a mong or window-licker will it still be king or queen?

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