July 22nd, 2013

Lording it Up, Azerbaijani Style

With lobbying top of the agenda and  Nick Clegg on his high horse, last week Guido brought you news of a LibDem with an unusual parliamentary pass that they denied was ever used inappropriately. This morning Edward Lord has accused Guido of an “unfortunate and highly inaccurate attack”, writing to colleagues at the City of London claiming that the piece had been given a “full rebuttal”. Not quite – the word Rwanda was replaced with Uzbekistan.

Lord denies that his parliamentary pass was anything to do with his work for the  European Azerbaijan Society. On his own website he claims to have stood down from the society in November 2011, which does little to help his case given the fact that his pass sponsor, Lord Kilclooney, was flown all expenses paid to Azerbaijan in May of that year. Kilcloony even went again the following year. As the above picture shows, Edward Lord remains a strong advocate for the republic. The Mail have more on Kilcloony and other sinister connections to the country. Passes and free holidays. A coincidence, no doubt.


  1. 1
    the left and the BBC says:

    nothing to see here crosby crosby

  2. 2
    King Solomon's Vengeful Ghost says:

    Holidays for Parliamentary Passes?? Disgraceful stuff.

  3. 3
    Ken M says:

    All expenses paid trip to Azerbaijan?

    I went there in 2008 over land from the Georgian border to the ferry terminal in Baku and found the description of a $hit hole would be an insult to other $hit holes around the world.

    You see the bit at the start of James Bond the world is not enough? Pretty much sums up the entire place horrific pollution, scamming population, scamming cops, scamming people. Mass deprivation, 4th world towns along the main road which was more of a dirt track than anything else.

  4. 4
    City of London watcher says:

    Has he paid his expenses bill to the City of London Corporation yet?

  5. 5
    Sir Charles Chuckle says:

    One does feel that Mr Fawkes is shooting his load somewhat prematurely with this ghastly Sun “column” he seems insistent on penning. Particularly worrisome is the way that Fawkes advertises said ghastly column on this site each Sunday with little teasers as to what he has written about. One feels that he is giving his enemies something of a “heads up” as they say in certain parts of the land. If one was cynical one would feel that the once powerful blogger Fawkes has had his wings clipped by his paymasters at News International or what ever it is those dead child bothering scum are naming themselves this week.

  6. 6
    Bonneville Secularism says:

    We should just nuke the scum C u n t s then, stop the fuckers coming over here to rape our sons and sleep in our coach stations.

  7. 7
    Georgeous George says:


  8. 8
    Flitmus says:

    He looks as though he had had a few dinners too many at someone else’s expense.

  9. 9
    Such varied interests says:

    I thought northern Cyprus was Kilclooney’s area of ‘expertise’

  10. 10
    Razor drought says:

    Further to the last post on this one – he is still fat.

  11. 11
    urgh says:

    Fat twat.

  12. 12
    Kay Hurley Burley says:

    Jane Hill on the Beeb nearly as irritating as I am.

  13. 13
    Daedalus says:

    Just wondering, but has “The Commentator” shut down? There had been no new postings for a while and now it does not come up at all!

  14. 14
    Can you keep an OBE with a fraud conviction? says:

    How can a someone,with no income, claim loss of earnings from the City of London and the Magistrates Association?

  15. 15
    Lord Stansted says:

    Start your own blog, you seem to have much to say. Of course, you’ll have to allow us to comment.

  16. 16
    Royal Baby? Who gives a fuck? says:

    Seriously. Royal parasites breed. Shock, horror. We should mourn our pockets having to pay for another round of parasites. Deepest recession ever and we celebrate a useless permanent cost. Cue – the usual BS about tourism and trade generation. Because if France reinstituted royals their whole economy would get boosted by 10%, I don’t think. British folk really are fucking thick – QED hysteria about death of the biggest brainless blow-up doll in history in 1997.

  17. 17
    broderick crawford says:

    is lord kilclooney as attractive to the ladies as george clooney ?? any one got a pic ??

  18. 18
    broderick crawford says:

    not since asil got banged up …

  19. 19
    Sir Charles Chutney says:

    What a c’unt

  20. 20
    M102 says:

    Is he related to Rennard?

  21. 21
    Royal Announcement says:

    It’s a girl! She will be known as Princess Kaylee Jade Chardonnay.

  22. 22
    Owen Jones says:

    Do you mind? Guido has a rumpled five-o’clock-shadowy tousled-haired henchman to feed! Of course Guido’s going to take the media shilling– H-a-r-r-y doesn’t work cheap, you know! Mr C-o-l-e has a reputation to uphold, and he must be paid in the style to which all us bright young opinion journalists have allowed ourselves to become accustomed!

  23. 23
    IDS says:

    I will not hear such clap trap about my fellow scroungers

    Take this sanction and stop blogging for 3 years

  24. 24
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    Aze bai where?

  25. 25
    prinz filip says:

    “Disappointed the boy is so into helicopters. Wonder if he knows a few horses to ride while he twiddles his thumbs?”

  26. 26
    little known fats says:

    No idea.
    I know Owen Jones is related to retard.

  27. 27
    Lenny's Henry says:

    News doing the rounds at the moment is that the kid was still born last night and they are waiting for some other “slave” to drop a sprog right now to replace the dead one. Apparently they did a similar thing with Queenie years ago, only the real Elizabeth was actually born a fucking dribbling mong so the switched her and bricked the mong up in Kensington palace.

  28. 28
    Lib Dem expulsion committee says:

    So Lord gets done over on Friday. Then he gets done over on Monday. Knowing who he has tried (and failed) to do over himself, I would suspect this is the just the start of a VERY bad week for the corpulent Mr Lord. I hope he has a good lawyer. And deep pockets.

  29. 29
    Maqboul says:

    It’s changed beyond belief since 2008, after the money started flooding in from the new oil and gas developments. It’s not a bad place at all for a free holiday.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    It’s Azeri, not Azerbaijani.

  31. 31
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Surprised they welcomed Edward Lord to Azerbaijan. The country isn’t known for its liberal attitude towards homosexuals…

  32. 32
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Amazon do a great line in atlases……

  33. 33
    Vidal Sass says:

    Azairy azarry?

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