July 22nd, 2013

Chuka China Junket Fixed By Blairite Cronies

With “close friends” of Tony Blair laying it on thick for Chuka over the weekend, interesting that the Shadow Business Secretary is off on a junket to China tomorrow organised by a group with particularly close links to the former PM. Chuka’s four day trip comes courtesy of Chinese for Labour (CfL), a well-funded organisation that seeks to recruit Chinese Britons to the party, promises access to Labour MPs and offers financial assistance to potential candidates. Manchurian, presumably.

CfL are chaired by Sonny Leong, a publisher who seems to spend his time spinning for the communist Chinese government when he is not personally donating tens of thousands of pounds to the Labour Party. CfL’s patrons include Cherie Blair, David Miliband and former Blair fixer Ian McCartney. On its executive committee sits Lady Katy Tse Blair (right), wife of Tony’s brother Bill. CfL has organised recent trips to China for Blairite Shadow Cabinet ministers Liam Byrne and Douglas Alexander. Worth noting that Blair has earned hundreds of thousands of pounds from his links to the country. He clearly has a soft spot for the Chinese…


67 Comments

  1. 1
    Piggy in the middle says:

    His daughter’s got big tits.

  2. 2
    Susy Pong says:

    Chinese for labour is the same as in English ‘Shite’.

  3. 3
    Rady Brair says:

    Me rove you rong time.

  4. 4
    Justice needed says:

    I’m disgusted that 5 prison officers apparently smashed Michael Adebolajo’s face into a window.

    They could have at least caved his head in with a sledgehammer.

  5. 5
    Sit Petra says:

    How-Lo Can-Yu GET!

  6. 6
    Chinese waiter says:

    Who ordered the crusty fuck?

  7. 7
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Three enornous tits in that picture.

  8. 8
    Rev. Spooner says:

    What a woad of lankers!

  9. 9
    Chinese Businessman says:

    We no want monkey boy we want organ rinder,mandel san.

  10. 10
    M102 says:

    Kay Burley’s really getting on my tits today.

  11. 11
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Blair: “This duck’s rubbery.”
    Waiter: “Thank you vellee much.”

  12. 12
    Sir William Waad says:

    Great Love Affairs of History

    Romeo and Juliet
    Troilus and Cressida
    Helen and Paris
    Abelard and Heloise
    Lizzie Bennett and Darcy
    Tony Blair and his Wallet

  13. 13
    Penfold says:

    Will he declare it?

    No doubt he will cultivate contacts for that rather imminent time when he’s deselected for being too NuLiebour.

  14. 14
    She's got her mums eye's...and arse says:

    That’s why I can’t see any spare ribs.

  15. 15
    bubbles says:

    Whenever I see that git Bliar I want to stamp on his face the barsteward Maybe Dearlove will do for him & his mate the porn writer

  16. 16
    NelsonsGoodeye says:

    What odds can I get on the new Royal baby being born Chinese? One in every five babies born today is Chinese they reckon…..

  17. 17
    Wendi says:

    Don’t forget me Tony.

  18. 18
    Lord Stansted says:

    So that’s where Blood-on-His-Hands -B£iar is hiding on a certain anniversary.

  19. 19
    Aaaah, Google translate says:

    托尼·布萊爾是一個他媽的屄,所以說,我們所有的人。

  20. 20
    FFS says:

    There’s Tony, eating the Cream of Sum-yun-Guy

  21. 21
    FFS says:

    “Worth noting that Blair has earned hundreds of thousands of pounds from his links to the country”

    “earned”?????

  22. 22
    The EU is croques (de merde) monsieur says:

    I think I can just see the baby’s head. Oh no, sorry. I was looking at a picture of Tony Blair.

  23. 23
    First They Came For The Porn says:

    Seems like call me Dave is a Chinaman too, at least when it comes to clamping down on internet porn!

    Must have got his ideas from the world leaders in censorship!!

  24. 24
  25. 25
    M102 says:

    ……and the chinese bird said “I’m not cooking at this time of night” :)

  26. 26
    Fishy says:

    Earthquake in China…the start of the Chucky jinx.

  27. 27
    Laundry man says:

    Shouldn’t it be: 托尼·布萊爾是一個該死的陰戶,讓所有我們

  28. 28
    Kay Hurley Burley says:

    Yes, even more than usual.

  29. 29
    Matilda says:

    Have you ever heard of the “off” button?

  30. 30
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    The world and his dog can see that Chuka and Burnham are highly effective operators.

    These feeble smears only serve to reinforce that in the public’s mind.

    (Not that I’m particularly one to give Tory HQ free advice)

  31. 31
    Where's ya wheelie bin? says:

    Nicely done Sir!

  32. 32
    Matilda says:

    Has he been to NZ recently?

  33. 33
    Royal Expert on the Telly says:

    This will be the first Royal baby born on a Monday evening since King Zog fled into exile, or am I making this up?

  34. 34
    Tom Tit says:

    If it was on your life support machine there would be a fucking huge queue of volunteers ready to turn it of you smug sweaty cabbaged slag. Now fuck of and put the kettle on, there’s a good little tart.

  35. 35
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Are those oriental net snoopers known as “Chinese Checkers”?

  36. 36
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Well, our bowler Dave has Lynton Crosby as spin-bowling coach: Chinamen, “Google”-ys, all the same thing, right?

  37. 37
    a non says:

    Probably from taking too many SSRIs.
    Isn’t she the one who tried to top herself / whose ‘health problems’ were subject to a D notice?

  38. 38
    Wendi Deng says:

    I couldn’t possibly comment.

  39. 39
    pedantic buffoon says:

    Wong way wound. According to my house boy he is ‘ a c*nting f*ck’.

  40. 40
    Copied and pasted (sorta) says:

    Blair and Ali are out hunting in the woods when Ali collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. Blair whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down sir. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, Blair says “OK, now what?”

  41. 41
    Chinese Whispers says:

    Sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  42. 42
    Labour leftie cockroaches says:

    will he have to do the traditional ritual of standing in front of tanks

  43. 43
    M102 says:

    LOL

  44. 44
    handofhistoly says:

    Gleeting flom China. People in article not Chinese. They Cantonese. Flom Hong Kong. Names diffelent. Rady has tits and is vely ugry. Maybe hand of histoly punch her mouth. Brair is better Chinese. He has many money take flom workers. Always talk. Only shite.

  45. 45
    Could have had even more b lood on your hands, Tone says:

    I believe so.

  46. 46
    handofhistoly says:

    ROR!

  47. 47
    JH982340982304923 says:

    Pity they didn’t film it.

    It would be nice to see how he looked afterwards compared to his oh-so-typical predatory swagger up and down the street that day.

  48. 48
    handofhistoly says:

    Mandel san? Rat fucking Japanese you fraturent twatricking bi.

  49. 49
    Rubber walls says:

    NURSE! NURSE! Magic 8 ball is out of bed. Get the horse traquilizer!

  50. 50
    handofhistoly says:

    Ah you vely funny. Just change L to R, change R to L. Evelbody raugh. No L no R in dickhead.

    Funny, brack people in USA dick “Johnson”. White people in Engerland call White man “Johnson”. Maybe he is dick, no?

  51. 51
    Trigger says:

    Is that a true story?

  52. 52
    Major Pronquer says:

    How can it be born Chinese? It taken approximately 2.5 years before babies can even begin to speak a language.

  53. 53
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, tap the site of your nose eh?

  54. 54
    Pdubya says:

    Tone really has a soft spot for the chinese alright it’s called their hard cash.

  55. 55
    broderick crawford says:

    he looks okay now .

    urgent application of tooth implants by harley street private orthodontic specialist care of Mother Blighty state coffers

  56. 56
    Tinder dry says:

    I thought read shallow business secretary

  57. 57
    Living in 97.223% white Merseyside says:

    Good photos of that nice Mr Blair. Reminds me of The Boom Years (1997-2007).

  58. 58
    broderick crawford says:

    CHINESE WALLS SAYS

    Ouch ! . My head !! That hurt !!!

  59. 59
    broderick crawford says:

    thats the chinese pronunciation .

  60. 60
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    I will have 33 46 and no 58 in the room afterwards please

  61. 61
    ITS BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND WITH 3 LABOUR MPS AND NO FOOD BANKS says:

    Chine for Labour is that the same as the Hindujas for Labour ?

  62. 62
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    “Get yer coat Wendi ….you’ve pulled”

  63. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    The glory Tory years 1979 to 1997 under magnificent Maggie and majestic Major were the best.

    The FTSE 100 rose 11 fold in 18 glorious years.

  64. 64
    Bliar says:

    Chuka can fuck my daughter, after all he’s already tried it on with my son

  65. 65
    Living In The Real World says:

    Where’s comment #62?.

  66. 66

    Wish he would donate a few quid my way

  67. 67
    Matilda says:

    Oi fickead Tit, there are 2 effin effs in off. So now you can fuck right of(f) yourself you sweaty saggy bellied ponce.

    Nice out today, innit?


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