July 18th, 2013

Huhne Loses Another Legal Battle

First it was his bisexual former aide turned girlfriend’s action against the Mail, then the attempts to get his trial thrown out and now Chris Huhne has lost his legal bid against the Mail, Mirror, Telegraph, Sun and Sunday Mirror for publishing of photographs of him in prison. The PCC have told the former jailbird where to go. With all these legal bills, Guido hopes Chris won’t be forced to sell one of his seven houses…


98 Comments

  1. 1
    East India Company Wallah says:

    Go hug a wind turbine creep

  2. 2
    Joe says:

    Seven houses!

  3. 3
    MR JUSTICE HISSELF says:

    …OR WORsE STILL THAT HE HAS TO FIND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT – PERISH THE TORT!

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Prisoner cell block H-une says:

    That’s how he managed to sneak a giant Salami into jail.
    It was hidden in her trousers.

  6. 6
    Vote UKIP says:

    The hunt is history. Consign the LibDummer to oblivion.

    • 34
      Man in the street says:

      “Consign the LibDummer to oblivion”
      What, the ride at Alton Towers?

  7. 7
    A Sardine says:

    Is Vicky paying his costs ? Or Denis MacShane ? Or the man-woman ?

    Was he still getting advice from Charlotte H over at Mishcon ? ;-)

    Too confusing for this fish.

    • 88
      Jabba Le Chat says:

      “Too confusing for this fish.”

      Step into my food bowl, from whence I can offer you total enlightenment…

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    That Huhne is a Hoon.

  9. 11
    Anna Raccoon says:

    Who is the bloke he is kissing please? Name please!

  10. 12
    It must be said says:

    Wonga
    Bedroom Tax
    Andy Coulson
    Rebekah Brooks
    Food Banks
    Raisa
    Leon Brittan
    Peter Morrison
    HS2
    Osborne’s paddock scam
    Children left in the pub
    43 Government U-turns
    Minimum alcohol pricing
    Anthony Bamford
    Adrian Beecroft
    Michael Spencer
    Peter Cruddas

    Cigarette packaging & Lynton Crosby

  11. 14
    Anne Elk says:

    20 Ken Clarkes and a packet of Rizlas, please…

    I’m getting a bit bored with that Afghan stuff we keep getting. Can you ask that Willie Haig to score us some of that Syrian shit instead? That stuff is well heavy, man. Far out!

    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      Hiring Crosby is another example of Cameron’s lack of judgment, he clearly is incapable of learning from experience (Coulson comes to mind) And all of this from an unashamed liar who was going to end the yahboo in Politics.
      Witnessing his performance at PMQ’s clearly nails that particular lie to the mast! He clearly has an aversion to questions….he never answers them

      • 45
        Jack the Lad says:

        Fuck off Milliband,Dave made you look a TWAT yesterday.Do you still suck your thumb?

        • 55
          RetardEd Militwat, fish faced fukwit, hopless Union puppet, and Justin wishes he'd stayed in Belgium says:

          THO THAD! RetardEd “Kipper” Militwat treated like Dave’s ginger fag yesterday. Bent over and butt f√cked, squealing like a little piggy. THO THAD, THOOOO Thorry.

      • 71
        Cornish Pilchard says:

        Perhaps ….but Labour chose Ed and kept Balls

        • 86
          Magaluf Engerlander says:

          No – Unions chose RetardEd, who now can’t get rid of Balls, which presents him with a logical dichotomy – by having to have alls it shows that he doesn’t have balls.

          • Magaluf Engerlander says:

            My B fell off my first Balls!

          • Leonid McCluski says:

            Comrade Englander, be careful of what you speak. The brothers & sisters of this grand Unite Party held a democratic vote. The results were unanimously in favour of comrade Milliband – can’t recall which one.

            Any suggestion otherwise will see you expelled to the Gulags, otherwise known as Scotland.

  12. 18
    Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

    The Lib Dems have a specialist on Rent Boys so he should be able to extract some more money and keep all 7 of the 7 homes.

  13. 21
    Ippikin says:

    In agreeing with the verdict I also note the former MP has never before been averse to publicity and perhaps could even be said to be a publicity seeker.
    For him now to complain now is a bit rich, especially as by bringing this action, there would have been the incentive for a substantial financial gain had the verdict been in his favour.
    Politicians like Huhne have utterly destroyed the faith we once had in their honesty and integrity.
    The best Mr. Huhne and Ms. Trimmingham can do for us now is to disappear without trace.

  14. 25
    graham smith says:

    The last time I made a PCC complaint it was free.They ignored it completely but it was free.

    • 42
      Anonymous says:

      I think there should be a public list of failed complaints. If a commissioner, ombudsman or other self-serving road block organization ignores or mishandles a complaint the person should have the ability to public record the failure.

      Obviously without any personal details and only as a reference. This would allow others to see the occurrences of similar treatment, and cover-ups would be harder to achieve.

      If it was in place for the NHS, Police, Judicial, and all tax funded qangos and regulators it would have avoided a number of deaths.

  15. 26
    Mz Huhne says:

    Keep that donkey jacket Chris I’ve got a nice pair of doc martins would go lovely with it.

  16. 27
    Small Print says:

    Hope his car insurance company sues him for making a false declaration

    • 44
      Ippikin says:

      I’d like to know what further enquiries have been made about his driving habits.

  17. 29
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  18. 32
    Mz Huhne says:

    I was curious as to what a dick looked like so I went out with Chris Huhne.

    • 39
      Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

      It is a singular fact, and worthy of notice, that the policies of the three old parties are as cocked-up as the people that run them. Look at what he did as a minister to his department.

    • 46
      Ippikin says:

      Given her history, maybe its the first one she’s had. If so, one wonders about the ‘yardstick’ of comparison available to her.

    • 69
      Cornish Pilchard says:

      Reminds me of that old joke. “I never said your husbands cock had a scar on it. I said it felt like it had a scar on it”

  19. 35
    It started with labour Chuks and you would do the same if in power. But you are correct at the momen says:
    • 70
      Cornish Pilchard says:

      Why should he. You are a publicity seeking self opinionated useless twat so why should he pay any attention to you

  20. 36
    Arse says:

    I see that old bag Maria Miller’s at it again – going on about the bbc when she singularly failed to challenge her boss for the same thing – still, when you scam the public’s money via expenses what can you expect – a foul and fat, ugly fucking minister for culture – bloody funny

  21. 37
    Judge Dredd-Llocks says:

    Norman Stanley Huhne, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual Minister for Parliament and unrepentant Limp Dumb shyster, who accepts arrest for lying as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences: you will go back to Parliament for five years.

    Take him down, bailiff.

    • 40
      Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

      Hmm tries to think of wacky Liberals targets that would vote for him: Glastonbury, St Ives, Free Love even spread around the Isle of Wight I think he’s got a massive chance you know of suck-sess.

      • 47
        Ippikin says:

        But would the Liberals, liberal as they are, stand for it. After all they may be barking, but surely not that barking.

        • 53
          Cato Street Conspirator says:

          Is there some justice in the fact that Margaret Hodge is the MP for Barking?

          • AllDykesNeedAPrick says:

            Maybe she needs the aquaintance of a Right Honourable Member too.

          • Ippikin says:

            Another example of the complete double-standards of our hon mems.
            Why hasn’t a single interviewer confronted her yet?

      • 56
        Judge Dredd-Llocks says:

        I used to live on the aforementioned Vectis, and can tell you it wasn’t all free love. Sometimes I had to pay out on a bus fare to get home afterwards! (I WAS only 17 when I left)

  22. 41
    Tom says:

    He ll soon be back on the gravy train

  23. 43
    Anonymous says:

    He’ll soon be able to marry her/him/it.

  24. 49
    jesus is real says:

    it is sometimes worthy of consideration.
    what did I do with my life, when I look back shall I think there was maybe somethings i should have done differently.
    or perhaps I do not have a conscience so it is just a matter of what I can get away with.
    but a person without a conscience is not a social animal and should be cast out of society to grovel with snakes and worms for their food

  25. 50
    Ed Miliband says:

    That donkey jacket is a lovely colour and would suit me far better than the one Michael Foot gave me to wear.

  26. 52
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Why weren’t some of the houses confiscated as ‘proceeds of crime’? The crime of being a LibDem MP, that is.

  27. 60
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    If you sleep with a butch lesbian does that make you gay?

    I ask out of interest as I have been having these odd feelings for a halibut recenetly

    • 75
      Have you tried sucking a Fisherman's Friend? says:

      Have you had similar thoughts about “Kipper” Militwat? He’s up for it – Dave pulled him on like an old sea boot yesterday.

  28. 62
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    “that old bag Maria Miller’s”

    ….I dont know. A paper bag and a quick spray of Brut and she’d clean up nicely

  29. 66
    Frequent Flyer says:

    Is he training to be easyjet cabin crew?

  30. 68
    John Inverdale says:

    proper munter

  31. 73
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Was he Liberal in Prison?

  32. 82
    Ippikin says:

    New boundary changes in the south.
    Eastleigh, Winchester & Pompey to merge.
    Lib Dems looking for a shite-eating, teen-fondling, lying boy-racer in order to guarantee success at the polls.

  33. 84
    Ippikin says:

    Mr. Hunoatcock, a local resident and lifetime supporter of the lib Dems announces his bid for selection. Says he is highly qualified and the ideal candidate.

  34. 85
    Anti-Rentier Alliance says:

    If all the rentier MP’s were forced to sell all their “pwoperdees” at once, we would at last get a house price crash!

  35. 89
    UKIP voter says:

    Old saying ‘never kick a man when he’s down’. Leave him alone. He’s utterly destroyed, only he doesn’t know it.

  36. 91
    Speedy Gonzales says:

    “With all these legal bills, Guido hopes Chris won’t be forced to sell one of his seven houses…”

    Personally I hope he has to sell all of them…

  37. 92

    Let’s have a whip round for him.

  38. 93
    BE says:

    Why is her sexuality of interest?

  39. 95
    Andy Burnham the Harold Shipman of Politics says:

    Good old Huhne. We’ll hear more from him. Most Dib Lems get caught with a man (or rentboy) but he went one better and got caught with a man trapped in a woman’s body. I wonder if he got “turned out” in Sing-Sing? Stupid Hunt

  40. 97
    Kon Dealer says:

    What a wanker

  41. 98

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