July 17th, 2013

PMQs Live Blog: School’s Out Edition

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  1. 1
    Lee Grasper says:

    Give me money.

    • 6
      Useless MPs says:

      Mid July already. Why are we still working

    • 78
      Rufus Stone says:

      Anyone else notice that Ed Balls does an excellent impression of Churchill (the dog in the insurance advert, not the statesman).

      The nodding head, flabby jowls & body shape will at least give the stupid clown an alternative employment when Ed Moribund takes Dave’s advice & sacks him.

  2. 2
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Morning window shaggers

  3. 3
    The new obama says:

    So Chuka did edit his Wiki page

  4. 4
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Harrington = Penfold

  5. 5
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Watford Job Fair – bet that was A list only.

  6. 7
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Is Andy Burnham in the house ?

  7. 9
    Dick Scratcha says:

    How many civil servants & NHS workers have been given their P45s due to this disgrace?


  8. 10
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Michelle Hussain hosting ‘Today’ ffs.

    Only need a disabled person for the full set.

    Right on!

  9. 11
    Labour Front Bench says:

    Dear Cameraman.
    If we shake our heads it meant Butch Dave is fibbing

  10. 12
    Peter Grimes says:

    Is Milibandroid still having surgery on his schnozzle so that his speech is less robotic?

    What is the red mark on the bridge of his nose?

  11. 13
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cam wrong on plain fag packets. Wimp.

  12. 14
    Down with Brown! says:

    Dire performance from Miliband today, making Cameron look good.

  13. 15
    a non says:

    All that just for a B&H joke?
    Milli needs new script writers

  14. 16
    Down with Brown! says:

    Benson and Hedge Fund – Boom, boom, ttttt!

  15. 18
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Bet Fat Ken had something to do with it.

  16. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Young people do not see the packet when they first smoke. They are handed them. It was always the older ones that bought them.

    As with all packaging it is discarded quickly. You can not hide whole packets very easily.

    This is just a waste of time. Can they please try looking at real issues.

    • 46
      EUSSR says:

      ‘Real issues’ are for use to decide on.

      Oh, and packaging and other minor stuff, but we let your little local parliaments ‘discuss’ them things.

    • 116
      Back in the Real World says:

      If it is such a waste of time, why does the industry put time, money and effect into packaging? And why did they try so hard to make this idea go up in smoke?

  17. 22
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Impressive bosom.

  18. 23
    Peter Grimes says:

    Milibandroid spouting the usual ZaNuLieBor mantras, Coulson, hedge funds, etc.

    The prat has no dignity whatsoever.

  19. 24
    Fuck off Bercunt says:

    Fuck off Berc.unt

    • 102
      Mr Squeaker says:

      I’d love to, but it’s dangerous. Sally doesn’t want children so she makes me wear a plastic bag over my head when we make love

  20. 25
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Please drive Caerphilly. (c) Goodies 1973.

  21. 26
    Down with Brown! says:

    Who is the ugly woman behind Wayne David?

  22. 27
    Dontvotelabtheyscrewitallup says:

    If that`s the sort of “Tory” MP we get with open primaries God help us.

  23. 28
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Justine Greening looking very feline today.

  24. 33

    Could Labour kill unemployment as well?

  25. 34
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Is it Randall & Hopkirk tribute day today?

  26. 35
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    faced with a technologically advanced and an emotionally balance society Islamics huddle in a ghetto and go on and on and on and on about old shit that they read.

    • 82
      Willy Wontey says:

      You could also substitute, Cathaholics and Hasidic Judaism. Oh, and jehovah’s witnesses and Mormons and all of the other bloody fairy stories including Scientolologybollocks.

      It was 2000 years ago – move on. (Tom Cruiseship – it was millions of years ago, in a galaxy Far, Far away….. I AM your direct debit, TOM!)

      • 95
        the pointing finger of fate says:

        to be fair you have to give Hubbard points for innovation

        • 96
          the pointing finger of fate says:

          let’s not forget Erhard seminar training

          • the pointing finger of fate says:

            my mate went on one of those and he came back and over a pint he shouted
            ” I love you ”


  27. 37
    Fishy says:

    When did Lee Evans get elected?

  28. 39
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Mascara Man shitting himself.

  29. 40
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Wasn’t he one of the little teddy bears in Star Wars?

    • 117
      Blast From The Past says:

      Are yes, the little teddy bears in Star Wars, they undermined the space film for me. That, and the fact it was total s**t. (My name is Dopy One – but you can call me Brian.)

  30. 41
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Ceefax 888.

  31. 42
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    F##”Full set of questions”

    David Cameron = Professional Liar

  32. 43
    Ed on the ropes and falling out of te ring says:

    Dave’s well on form today.

    No doubt the BBC will report otherwise.

  33. 44
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Ozzy Osborne spaced out. Wonder he’s not floating round the chamber.

  34. 45
    Penfold says:

    Cameron tapping them in with ease.

    He’s got Labour raging with their own inadequacy and frustration!

  35. 47
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Timms on the rack again.

  36. 48
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ed Miliband always looks as though he hasn’t go a clue what is going on.

  37. 49
    a non says:

    And the Lib Dems are theoretically in a Coalition!!!!
    Tail attempts to wag the dog again and again

  38. 50
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cam was elected beacuse a BBC Newsnight producer commissioned fat gobshite Frank Luntz to do a worm on him. More scandalous than Savile.

    And Davies did a shit speech. Twat.

    So, we are all suffering.

  39. 53
    Dick Scratcha says:


  40. 56
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Is Goodman Ken Clarke’s wife?

  41. 57
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Didn’t Blair get $150,000 for a 60 min speech on formaldehyde in Kazakstan?

  42. 59
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Dave’s certainly kicking arse today.

  43. 61
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Charge the cattle prod for Tapsell. Quick.

  44. 63
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Yeah, yeah…piss more taxpayers money up against a wall.

  45. 64
    Nick Robinson says:

    I would say the Ed Miliband just shaded it today in PMQ’s with his hilarious Benson&Hedges quip.
    Let’s just see that again and again and again throughout the rest of the days news broadcasts.

  46. 65
    a non says:

    And so ends another Parliamentary “Road to….” movie.
    Crosby and Hope [or the lack of it].
    Labour clutching at straws.
    Roll on the recess.

  47. 67
  48. 68
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Simon Hughes = John Travolta. Not.

  49. 70
    Hoooes says:

    Creepy pervert lib dem time

  50. 71
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Hughes is quite right re Water Company’s he should have also included Electric Company’s.

  51. 74
    Dick Scratcha says:

    …always end on a happy note.

  52. 75
    Killer Dave says:

    The Labour benches look defeated.

  53. 76
    Down with Brown! says:

    Cameron’s strongest performance for a long, long time. Labour questions on Crosby badly backfiring.

  54. 77
    Sunray says:

    DC enjoying his best performance for months. Labour have been dire today.

  55. 80
    Down with Brown! says:

    Not wise at all for Labour to do Crosby + fags as their last pre-recess attack. A man the public don’t know, + an issue few care about. More people angry lack of right to smoke in pubs any more.

  56. 83
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Remarkable preparation and use of briefing notes when Cam despatched that Unite woman towards the end – throwing back the amount she got from the Union.

  57. 84
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    these fucking immigrants seem to have got some idea in their head that because they are human they are equal to us.

  58. 85
    Anonymous says:

    HS2 is last century technology not ready until Q2 of this century.

    It is not integrated with anything, and drops off in the centre of cities. Something that the “planning” part of the government will not regenerate.

    So why send the people to the centres when all the development will be on green field.

    It is so good to have “planning”. Do not let them loose in a brewery.

  59. 86
    Chucka says:

    This is not a party political point: I think we need a British Obama

  60. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Was amazed to hear that Chuka Umunna bloke whingeing that the election campaign will become “vile and personalised”. It always seems to me that most of the Labour spokespeople make “vile and personalised” attacks on their opponents. People in glass houses etc…

    • 92
      Sophie Tit-Wank says:

      People in Glasshouses live in a nice little hamlet near Pately Bridge, North Yorkshire.

    • 101
      Chuka Umanna says:

      I was merely suggesting that it would be better if we had a less divisive politics with a more inclusive prime minister: black, but not *too* black: African father, white mother, but a clean-cut fellow who looks good in an expensive suit. Privately schooled and perhaps worked in the law. Someone who knows how to use the internet.

  61. 106
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    get the fuck out of here CIA troll

  62. 114
    Stonemewall says:

    This is all somewhat gay.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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