July 17th, 2013

PMQs Live Blog: School’s Out Edition

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  1. 1
    Lee Grasper says:

    Give me money.

  2. 2
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Morning window shaggers

  3. 3
    The new obama says:

    So Chuka did edit his Wiki page

  4. 4
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Harrington = Penfold

  5. 5
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Watford Job Fair – bet that was A list only.

  6. 6
    Useless MPs says:

    Mid July already. Why are we still working

  7. 7
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Is Andy Burnham in the house ?

  8. 8
    Polly Dominatrix Toynbee says:

    Morning you minx

  9. 9
    Dick Scratcha says:

    How many civil servants & NHS workers have been given their P45s due to this disgrace?


  10. 10
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Michelle Hussain hosting ‘Today’ ffs.

    Only need a disabled person for the full set.

    Right on!

  11. 11
    Labour Front Bench says:

    Dear Cameraman.
    If we shake our heads it meant Butch Dave is fibbing

  12. 12
    Peter Grimes says:

    Is Milibandroid still having surgery on his schnozzle so that his speech is less robotic?

    What is the red mark on the bridge of his nose?

  13. 13
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cam wrong on plain fag packets. Wimp.

  14. 14
    Down with Brown! says:

    Dire performance from Miliband today, making Cameron look good.

  15. 15
    a non says:

    All that just for a B&H joke?
    Milli needs new script writers

  16. 16
    Down with Brown! says:

    Benson and Hedge Fund – Boom, boom, ttttt!

  17. 17
    Down with Brown! says:

    Weak, weak, weak.

  18. 18
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Bet Fat Ken had something to do with it.

  19. 19
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    It is spreading isn’t it, looks like someone has punched him on the nose.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Young people do not see the packet when they first smoke. They are handed them. It was always the older ones that bought them.

    As with all packaging it is discarded quickly. You can not hide whole packets very easily.

    This is just a waste of time. Can they please try looking at real issues.

  21. 21
    Ed Millionaire says:

    I asked Wendi if she wanted a bit more more worm from a Labour Leader Millionaire and she declined politely

  22. 22
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Impressive bosom.

  23. 23
    Peter Grimes says:

    Milibandroid spouting the usual ZaNuLieBor mantras, Coulson, hedge funds, etc.

    The prat has no dignity whatsoever.

  24. 24
    Fuck off Bercunt says:

    Fuck off Berc.unt

  25. 25
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Please drive Caerphilly. (c) Goodies 1973.

  26. 26
    Down with Brown! says:

    Who is the ugly woman behind Wayne David?

  27. 27
    Dontvotelabtheyscrewitallup says:

    If that`s the sort of “Tory” MP we get with open primaries God help us.

  28. 28
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Justine Greening looking very feline today.

  29. 29

    Have you been up the Shard, then? ;-)

  30. 30
    M102 says:

    What fags?

  31. 31
    Sid the Sexist says:

    All of them

  32. 32
    Peter Grimes says:

    She would probably prefer a bit of Burnem’s 7 (alleged) inches.

  33. 33

    Could Labour kill unemployment as well?

  34. 34
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Is it Randall & Hopkirk tribute day today?

  35. 35
    Martin Bell says:

    Fuck off. It’s a tribute to me. Twat.

  36. 36
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    faced with a technologically advanced and an emotionally balance society Islamics huddle in a ghetto and go on and on and on and on about old shit that they read.

  37. 37
    Fishy says:

    When did Lee Evans get elected?

  38. 38
    Our Man in Havana says:

    No it isn’t. It’s for me, arsehole.

  39. 39
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Mascara Man shitting himself.

  40. 40
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Wasn’t he one of the little teddy bears in Star Wars?

  41. 41
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Ceefax 888.

  42. 42
    Magic 8 Ball says:

    F##”Full set of questions”

    David Cameron = Professional Liar

  43. 43
    Ed on the ropes and falling out of te ring says:

    Dave’s well on form today.

    No doubt the BBC will report otherwise.

  44. 44
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Ozzy Osborne spaced out. Wonder he’s not floating round the chamber.

  45. 45
    Penfold says:

    Cameron tapping them in with ease.

    He’s got Labour raging with their own inadequacy and frustration!

  46. 46
    EUSSR says:

    ‘Real issues’ are for use to decide on.

    Oh, and packaging and other minor stuff, but we let your little local parliaments ‘discuss’ them things.

  47. 47
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Timms on the rack again.

  48. 48
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Ed Miliband always looks as though he hasn’t go a clue what is going on.

  49. 49
    a non says:

    And the Lib Dems are theoretically in a Coalition!!!!
    Tail attempts to wag the dog again and again

  50. 50
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cam was elected beacuse a BBC Newsnight producer commissioned fat gobshite Frank Luntz to do a worm on him. More scandalous than Savile.

    And Davies did a shit speech. Twat.

    So, we are all suffering.

  51. 51
    Milord Norman Fosters-Draft says:

    Harperson looks like the Shards been up her – sour faced bitch.

  52. 52

    He’s just stabbing.

  53. 53
    Dick Scratcha says:


  54. 54
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    We always suffer when you comment.

  55. 55
    Milord Norman Fosters-Draft says:

    Why, has there been some unexpected deaths?

  56. 56
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Is Goodman Ken Clarke’s wife?

  57. 57
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Didn’t Blair get $150,000 for a 60 min speech on formaldehyde in Kazakstan?

  58. 58
    Stephen William Hawking CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA says:

    Yeah, and we all no dey are fik bustards!

  59. 59
    Gawd Help Us says:

    He wont be alone in there.

  60. 60
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Dave’s certainly kicking arse today.

  61. 61
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Charge the cattle prod for Tapsell. Quick.

  62. 62
    Co Op Funeral Service - a coffin, a plot and a vote for Labour! says:

    1300 people would die for a look at that.

  63. 63
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Yeah, yeah…piss more taxpayers money up against a wall.

  64. 64
    Nick Robinson says:

    I would say the Ed Miliband just shaded it today in PMQ’s with his hilarious Benson&Hedges quip.
    Let’s just see that again and again and again throughout the rest of the days news broadcasts.

  65. 65
    a non says:

    And so ends another Parliamentary “Road to….” movie.
    Crosby and Hope [or the lack of it].
    Labour clutching at straws.
    Roll on the recess.

  66. 66
    Tray and San, the fat Labour slags says:

    *F√cking big applause…NaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaHaaa!!*

  67. 67
  68. 68
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Simon Hughes = John Travolta. Not.

  69. 69
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Ouch. Cutting!

  70. 70
    Hoooes says:

    Creepy pervert lib dem time

  71. 71
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Hughes is quite right re Water Company’s he should have also included Electric Company’s.

  72. 72

    She has probably had the 13,000 NHS dead up her as well. At once.

  73. 73
    Chris Bryant MP says:

    Last night I took my civil partner up the Shard.

  74. 74
    Dick Scratcha says:

    …always end on a happy note.

  75. 75
    Killer Dave says:

    The Labour benches look defeated.

  76. 76
    Down with Brown! says:

    Cameron’s strongest performance for a long, long time. Labour questions on Crosby badly backfiring.

  77. 77
    Sunray says:

    DC enjoying his best performance for months. Labour have been dire today.

  78. 78
    Rufus Stone says:

    Anyone else notice that Ed Balls does an excellent impression of Churchill (the dog in the insurance advert, not the statesman).

    The nodding head, flabby jowls & body shape will at least give the stupid clown an alternative employment when Ed Moribund takes Dave’s advice & sacks him.

  79. 79
    Dick Scratcha says:

    No, Boots are giving away free mascara.

  80. 80
    Down with Brown! says:

    Not wise at all for Labour to do Crosby + fags as their last pre-recess attack. A man the public don’t know, + an issue few care about. More people angry lack of right to smoke in pubs any more.

  81. 81
    filter tips says:

    You’re never alone with a Strand. ;)

  82. 82
    Willy Wontey says:

    You could also substitute, Cathaholics and Hasidic Judaism. Oh, and jehovah’s witnesses and Mormons and all of the other bloody fairy stories including Scientolologybollocks.

    It was 2000 years ago – move on. (Tom Cruiseship – it was millions of years ago, in a galaxy Far, Far away….. I AM your direct debit, TOM!)

  83. 83
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Remarkable preparation and use of briefing notes when Cam despatched that Unite woman towards the end – throwing back the amount she got from the Union.

  84. 84
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    these fucking immigrants seem to have got some idea in their head that because they are human they are equal to us.

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    HS2 is last century technology not ready until Q2 of this century.

    It is not integrated with anything, and drops off in the centre of cities. Something that the “planning” part of the government will not regenerate.

    So why send the people to the centres when all the development will be on green field.

    It is so good to have “planning”. Do not let them loose in a brewery.

  86. 86
    Chucka says:

    This is not a party political point: I think we need a British Obama

  87. 87
    Dick Scratcha says:

    PG Tips ad.

  88. 88
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Got the point though.

  89. 89
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    well you already have the CIA funding so go for it.

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    Was amazed to hear that Chuka Umunna bloke whingeing that the election campaign will become “vile and personalised”. It always seems to me that most of the Labour spokespeople make “vile and personalised” attacks on their opponents. People in glass houses etc…

  91. 91
    Sophie Tit-Wank says:

    Yeah, the Milibands can just fuck right off.

  92. 92
    Sophie Tit-Wank says:

    People in Glasshouses live in a nice little hamlet near Pately Bridge, North Yorkshire.

  93. 93
    Harry Krishna says:

    Are you also doing the labour polls?

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Really, is it cheap to live there?

  95. 95
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    to be fair you have to give Hubbard points for innovation

  96. 96
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    let’s not forget Erhard seminar training

  97. 97
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    my mate went on one of those and he came back and over a pint he shouted
    ” I love you ”


  98. 98
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    is Pately Bridge the place that has a toll road ?

  99. 99
    Cassius laddus says:

    Not as cheap as Glasshoughton.

  100. 100
  101. 101
    Chuka Umanna says:

    I was merely suggesting that it would be better if we had a less divisive politics with a more inclusive prime minister: black, but not *too* black: African father, white mother, but a clean-cut fellow who looks good in an expensive suit. Privately schooled and perhaps worked in the law. Someone who knows how to use the internet.

  102. 102
    Mr Squeaker says:

    I’d love to, but it’s dangerous. Sally doesn’t want children so she makes me wear a plastic bag over my head when we make love

  103. 103
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    or is that where the woman who won the littlewoods pools lived ?

  104. 104
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    Littlewoods Pools is/was a cash business
    I would like to have a cash business.
    I imagine all the Islamic businesess are CASH businesses because they are so
    HUDDLED IN A CORNER and do not what to support the TIT that feeds them

  105. 105
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    Ford was a cash business I read this thing the new owner kid goes in to the office and says
    ” well how much money do we have ?”
    and the guy says
    “I don’t know do you want to go and take a look ?”

  106. 106
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    get the fuck out of here CIA troll

  107. 107
    the pointing finger of fate says:

    get the fuck out of here CIA troll

  108. 108
    Oops, gormless says:

    Her face at the end was a picture. Deserves a blog in itself…

  109. 109
    Internet expert please says:

    Stick a cloth cap on him and a Woodbine in his mouth. See how he looks

  110. 110
    Clean air breather says:

    Not me, mate. I’m ecstatic.

  111. 111
    You know who I am says:

    I preferred Guards meself.

  112. 112
    Every body all together says:

    dear sophie – you are very well educated, are you from’t dales like tha knows lass? Eeeeeh by gum

  113. 113
  114. 114
    Stonemewall says:

    This is all somewhat gay.

  115. 115
    The Following ... says:

    We are human, are we equal to you?

    Garry Glitter
    Stuart Hall
    Harold Shipman
    Tony Blair


  116. 116
    Back in the Real World says:

    If it is such a waste of time, why does the industry put time, money and effect into packaging? And why did they try so hard to make this idea go up in smoke?

  117. 117
    Blast From The Past says:

    Are yes, the little teddy bears in Star Wars, they undermined the space film for me. That, and the fact it was total s**t. (My name is Dopy One – but you can call me Brian.)

  118. 118
    London Lad says:

    You’re never alone with in The Strand.

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