July 16th, 2013

Paddy Power: Betting Tips for the Reshuffle

Guido Fawkes Paddy Power

What should you do with all the money you made taking Guido’s tip to stick your cash on UKIP for the local elections? Over at the Paddy Power Blog, Guido studies the form for the reshuffle, will a woman be promoted into the chumocracy?


  1. 1
    Ear, Ear says:

    No way!

    Too much of a gift!


  2. 2
    Fixed Odds Betting Terminal says:

    No, play with me instead. Blow your social, you can always goto Wonga.

    Thanks for listening betting.


    • 5
      William Wonga Hill says:

      Borrow responsibly!


      • 12
        Brighthouse says:

        Come and buy a plasma telly for 29.9% APR, you will still have cash left for some ciggies and drink.


        • 20
          Lifestyle Idle says:

          Will have a look when when we’re back from our holiday in the sun.

          Mind you, that plasma had better by over 50 inch! I’m not having our Chantelle, Connor, Wayne, Chelseigh and Reece bullied at their approved-school because their Mam’s got a sh*te telly!


          • Living in 97.28% Shite Liverpool says:

            Buy a plasma telly !!! I nearly choked on my scouse.


          • Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

            Plasma TV’s are a Human Right!

            IDS and the Tories are LITERALLY slashing the throats of babies

            I am Owen Jones


  3. 4
    8illy Vague says:

    Will the woman be a lezza?


    • 8
      Arse fuck for freedom says:

      Don’t be silly, there won’t be any women!

      The Eton fag*gots only like bumming each other. They’re actually terrified of women.


      • 15
        Larry's Gray Son says:

        Be careful, Guido gets a bit shirty with comments about bumming and tea bagging and other such pursuits that he “allegedly” enjoys in the dark corridors of power. Strange that he never prints a bad word about Mr Gove, only gushing praise when ever the chubby cheeked one is mentioned on here.


        • 34
          Your Cultural and Gender Studies Lecturer says:

          See my comment below. Retrograde gender stereotyping is a sign of cultural crisis within societies undergoing endemic crisis of social roles. One only has to think of the Stone Hat Painters of Easter Island and how they responded to the gender crisis brought about by the lack of trees to build scaffolds to enabling them to paint their 20-30m high stone hats to see that our society in at a cross roads of gender understanding. Their response of 20m stone cocks placed at the junctions of all public highways does I think give us a clue to a solution in our own time.


          • broderick crawford says:

            from whence whither thither or yon did you plagiarise this obviously copied great treatise??


    • 9
      jmf says:

      I think because he was going to be in the spotlight this afternoon, BumBum Burnham had his eyebrows done and an extra layer of Kohl around his eyes


      • 38
        broderick crawford says:

        Would that be Kohl as in Helmut Kohl an erstwhile 120 kilo
        German Chancellor ?

        Would have thought Pickles would be more his milieu …..


    • 33
      Your Cultural and Gender Studies Lecturer says:

      I think you need to understand that the term ‘woman’ is not biology specific but really a cultural gender construct. So in reality there are already several ‘women’ in the chumocracy, they just have cocks that’s all.


    • 36
      broderick crawford says:

      How about Angela Eagle to cross the Floor on a free transfer ?


  4. 7
    Lenin McCluskey says:

    I made a fortune on Red Ed becoming leader. It more than covered the cheque we gave him.


  5. 10
    Peter Barlow says:

    Whatever odds are offered I will double them.


  6. 11
    Dale Winton says:

    I have £10 on Guido coming out as a bum chum before the next election and moving in with Michael Gove as his very special adviser.


  7. 14
    Totty Watch says:

    I wouldn’t mind going each way with Nocola Blackwood


  8. 17
    BBC RED BOTTOM says:

    Eastenders, come dancing, The Voice, Coast, Spring watch, Cash in the Attic, Casualty, Night Garden, Lee Nelson’s well good Show, The news Quiz, Mrs Brown’s boys, Embarrassing bodies, A question of Sport….




  9. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Only on the Biased Broadcasting Corporation: a representative of the ‘King’s Fund’ (another left-wing political organisation posing as a charity) claims that ‘NO-ONE CAN REALLY SAY THAT 13,000 PEOPLE DIED AS A RESULT OF THE NHS, BECAUSE NO-ONE REALLY KNOWS.’


    • 27
      BBC RED BOTTOM says:

      But we do like to imply that 10s of 1000’s of people will starve to death as a result of a benefits cap of £26,000 income after tax.


  10. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Sacking Maria Miller at the same time as putting Ian Livingstone into the Cabinet would send a dire message to the hundred or so MPs whose constituencies have been as badly screwed by BT over broadband as has Witney. Her attempt to turn round DCMS is every bit as impressive as Gove with schools.


  11. 23
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:



  12. 24
    a non says:

    Do any LB[G]Ts count as females entering the reshuffle arena Guido?
    Cameron seems to be letting the PC side down with only AC/DC males.


    • 40
      broderick crawford says:

      AC/DC ???

      Great band . Ten times better than the Stones

      Whole Lotta Rosie
      Dirty Deeds Done Cheap
      Hell’s Bells
      For Those About To Rock ( We Salute You )
      etcetera etcetera


  13. 28
    Just A Thought says:

    I disagree…

    I’m not a supporter of any political party I try and remain independent believing there is good and bad in all party’s. I think David Cameron is looking good for a 2015 election success. Milliband and Balls just don’t cut it economically and their current thinking is all over the place. I would not write of the LibDems just yet they may well continue to hold the balance of power…


  14. 41
    mac says:

    Duncan Shite for the gallows 2/1


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Gyles Brandreth writes in his memoirs:

“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”

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