July 15th, 2013

WATCH: Boris Blows Crosby’s Cover

Cornered about his old campaign manager, Boris recounted Lynton Crosby’s advice to stop talking about airports earlier:

In an interview about airports, naturally.


24 Comments

  1. 1
    Wendi Deng says:

    me love you long time !

  2. 2
    Asda says:

    Welcome. Please scan your first item.

  3. 3
    Just asking says:

    Who pays Crosby’s wages? The taxpayer or the Tory party?

  4. 4
    Lord Stansted says:

    There’ll be no 4-runway job at my pad.

  5. 5
    Sit Petra says:

    More wiff/waff.

  6. 6
    Tory brown hatter says:
  7. 7

    Boris Island is a no brainer. On three levels, the uppermost would be the airport and runway. The middle would be an immigration pen to send doubtful candidates on their way in or to hold illegal immigrants whilst evidence is amassed to deport them and the lower one could provide 40,000 more prison places with little chance of escape as it would be under water level. Three major problems solved in one go.

    • 8
      Alex Salmond, formerly the cleverest man in politics says:

      Level 4 can be your secret base for Polaris subs, they’re nae wanted in the independent Socialist republic of Scotland, to be.

      Ya bas

      • 14

        In ten years, Scotland will be bust. The history books will subsequently record the second round of clearances. I shall buy the Western Isles.

        • 22
          Salmonella and Sturgeon. says:

          Don’t be so sure as the oil will still flow as will the whisky. The EU will flood us with Euros’ as they did in Ireland and with myself as King of Scotland the new economic era will blossom and die after our tenure is over.
          We may even reprieve and repatriate Gordon Brown if he is at risk in England.

    • 11
      Paniagua v5 says:

      How to upset an Australian…

      So tell me, what were your grandparents convicted of?

    • 13
      Capability brown says:

      Plus the road and rail causeways that run to the north and south banks could be the new London barrier, tidal leccy makers, bike track and fishing pier

  8. 10
    Mitch says:

    That’s what I look for in a potential PM – the willingness to dodge difficult questions. Oh, and no morality.

    What a Brave New World we live in.

  9. 12
    FaggEd Miliband says:

    Smoking kills!

  10. 15
    Ed MiliwiMP is shit scared of Crosby says:

    I have no spine to sack my Shadow Health Monster. I have Balls but he is shitting himself.

    Crosby is handing out fags shaped like dummies to six month old babies. He is forcing the Tories to design a policy to force school children to smoke fags behind the bikeshed.

    Phew! That might work Andy.

    • 24
      Spoilt slob still at school. says:

      Bikesheds are so last century. Landrovers are the new bikes. Walking is also naff.

  11. 16
    oldmopheadisback says:

    Boris’s hair threatening to take flight during that interview, and send him soaring…

  12. 17
    Ruprecht says:

    One hand washes the other, comrades!

  13. 18
    Ruprecht says:

    Eton is a smoke free environment!

  14. 20
    Stolen innocence 2012 of United Wheeldom says:

    Reblogged this on stoleninnocence2012's Blog.

  15. 21

    Mister Mayor time to think Global.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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