July 15th, 2013

Len Fixes it For More Labour Candidates

Three more Unite candidates selected this weekend. Natasha Millward, one of the Unite 41, will run in Dudley South, she is also an Area Organiser for UNISON and has the backing of the GMB to complete her union hat-trick. Then there is Tulip Siddiq. The proud Unite member won a dramatic selection in Hampstead and Kilburn after a man was headbutted and police were called. The cops are busy with Unite selections at the moment.

Unite-backed trade union lawyer Jo Stevens was selected in Cardiff Central with the backing of her pal Tom Watson, who generously declared “I believe in her”. Yvette Cooper’s staffer Leonie Mathers will run in Sherwood, she has the backing of the USDAW union. Finally, Guido readers’ favourite Rowenna Davis is the candidate for Southampton Itchen. That’s probably one the Tories can cross off their target list…


  1. 1
    nellnewman says:

    Hmmm this is beginning to develop a bit of a pattern isn’t it?

    Berlusconi’s women into plum political jobs UK style!!

  2. 2
    Flabbott says:

  3. 3
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  4. 4

    What an enormous plug.

  5. 5
    M102 says:

    Have you seen it?

  6. 6
    Ah! Monika says:

    Now if Boris or Theresa joined UNITE…….

  7. 7
    Butch Dave says:

    Another Old_Etonian brutally stabbed, just for offering hands-on comfort to a small boy. Will the persecution of upper class bum boys ever end?

  8. 8
    Phuquar Hadackada says:

    I thought Guido only liked boys, preferably young, eastern European boys, that’s why the fat paddy fuck can be found hanging around Victoria station most nights with a taxi waiting to take him and his new found friends off to Dolphin Square.

  9. 9
    Stuart Hall OBE says:

    fucking nonce

  10. 10
    Ah! Monika says:

    Well there’s only one other place for shit to emanate fgrom

  11. 11
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Thanks I will.

  12. 12
    The black hole of Calcutta says:

    Drive a coach and horses through it. So they say.

  13. 13
    Paniagua v5 says:


  14. 14
    Ah! Monika says:

    Sisters??? There’s not a b1ack among them.

  15. 15
    Aunty Dote says:

    No actual argument today? Just insults?

    The rapid rebuttal unit has really gone downhill since Tom Watson quit last week.

  16. 16
    Miss Fawkes, age 6 says:

    Daddy’s just ‘flamboyant’, that’s we he tells the beard, er, mummy.

  17. 17
    Gordon Brown says:

    Grand Panjandrum is to be new title once I am back in number 10.

  18. 18
    kebabmon says:

    Safe seat culture at its finest. Democracy at its worst!

  19. 19
    Real world says:

    They do not look like ‘bunga bunga’ women to me! maybe it’s the heat?

  20. 20
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Len’ll Fix It, I’ll Fux It (well, the one on the right, anyway).

  21. 21

    That would be sistas.

  22. 22
    Maqboul says:

    Gu­ido’s hit a nerve on some leftard dickferbrain hehe

  23. 23
    Mr Cory-Wright says:


  24. 24
    I want nothing to do with Stinking Labour and their leeching Union says:

    Leeching labour cock sucking Slaaaaaags United. Bimbos!

  25. 25
    proctologist says:

    that’s not the only nerve he hits, duckie.

  26. 26
    Must do better says:

    Had Paniagua spray for ants 3 times. First time was several years ago and the cost was 65. Second time was two years ago and it was 120. It was 120 today as well. I think 120 is high because I only have them spray outside and they are here for an hour max.

  27. 27
    Ad Hominem says:

    How much do Unite pay?

  28. 28
    Just askin says:

    Finished work already?

  29. 29
    Paniagua v5 says:

    Never heard of Paniagua spray.

  30. 30

    You forgot the time difference? It is merende time here. We start early, finish late and rest in the heat of the day.

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  32. 32
    Red is the colour, football was a game says:

    Telly-genetic, articulate, pally with Len, little life experience, do as their told.

  33. 33
    Owen Jones says:

    Where’s my safe seat?

  34. 34
    Rug munching thief? says:

    I see that Siddiq proudly has among her endorsers, one Neil ‘fill yer boots boyo’ Kinnock as well as one of the Eagle brothers.

  35. 35
    Man On Clapham Omnibus says:

    What do these staffers and SpAds know about real life?

    Apart from being too young to have any real experience of the real world, most have never had a job outside political internships, speech writing and general political dogs-bodying …

    Why would anyone think then can – let alone vote for them to- run the country!?????

  36. 36
    Bazinga! says:

    Rowenna used to be good on Sky News, tight tops and short skirts, I bet she gets alot of attention from the Eagles brothers.

  37. 37
    bergen says:

    But sadly their opponents will be cut from the same cloth. No choice at all.

  38. 38
    United cocksuckers! says:

    Len’s cocksuckers. Chosen for their looks & not for their brains.

    Poor girls! They have no pride and desperate to suck Len’s or Tom’s tiny dicks to get power. Sad but true.

  39. 39
    davidc says:

    their main ,in fact only, contribution is to do as they are told by the whips

  40. 40
    United cocksuckers! says:

    Who is Rowena Davis? Never heard of her?

  41. 41
    Unite Leech says:

    No love. They leech off the backs of others with their pointless publicity stunts. The fodder, Labour sheeple vote for these stupid thick fuds while they are lying the tits off us. Flabbott can take her bullshit for a jog up her lying money grubbing,spineless arse.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    These birds are just a small indication that big changes are on the way. Fatal changes for the liblabcon regime. Let the nation’s enemies mock while they still have faces to smile with.

  43. 43
    Jog On United says:

    No one in my family have ever voted Labour. After mother died, the stupid Gene died with her! Labour can fuck off – sistas brothaz whateva. Fuck off means fuck off FlabbyButt!

  44. 44
    Edinburgh Labour voting dogshite. says:

    I wish Labour would take their thick as pig Labour voting dogshite in Edinburgh and gas them. They are fucking, brainwashed, thick as pig shit leeching waste of air.

  45. 45
    Stolen innocence 2012 of United Wheeldom says:

    Reblogged this on stoleninnocence2012's Blog and commented:
    It’s Dudley South as the Boundary Changes haven’t gone through yet. Our PPC Phil Rowe will be pleased the the Unions have so democratically “bought” the PPC for her. How demeaning to be on an all woman shortlist! So much for equality? How can the Labour Party bang on about equality when they enforce all women shortlists, Unite pay for their favourite candidate to win the PPC, well that’s hardly equality is it?
    I’d be totally demoralised if I didn’t get the chance to be chosen via a real selection process where the competition is made up of all types of human and without special treatment! I like to achieve through merit maybe I’m the odd one but if not all treated same & given same opportunity it would signal to me that the person is not interested in representing the people but is there as a career move & in it for what they can get!

  46. 46
    Simala Road says:

    No one gives a fuck what you reblogged on your fucking site you dull, lonely wanker, now fucking do one.

  47. 47
    Lord Flashheart says:

    Am I pleased to see Rowenna, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?

  48. 48
    Owen Jones says:

    OMG yes mothers re so stupid aren’t they. I hate girls.
    I told my mum that my £30 per week pocket money isn’t nearly enough for all the £100 parties I need to go to and that all the other boys in my class get far more from doing paper rounds every morning. She said perhaps I should get a paper round too instead of lying in bed all morning making my bed all nasty.
    OMG she is such a bigot wot about my human rights?

  49. 49
    John Tandy says:

    Good news for the Tory’s I would suggest….

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:


  51. 51
    Judge A Book By Its Cover says:

    This is a bit worrying, Len veering away from the usual NuLiebor Rosa Kebb looks!

    Be scared, be just as scared of the Nu NuLiebor “pretty face” look!!!

  52. 52
    Judge A Book By Its Cover says:

    Oooops, Rosa Klebb, obviously

  53. 53
    Dic says:

    fan·tas·tic (fn-tstk) also fan·tas·ti·cal (-t-kl)
    1. Quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance.
    a. Unrestrainedly fanciful; extravagant: fantastic hopes.
    b. Bizarre, as in form or appearance; strange: fantastic attire; fantastic behavior.
    c. Based on or existing only in fantasy; unreal:

  54. 54
    wondering says:

    Nice one labour, thanks for the dynasty

  55. 55

    Droolworthy little batch, all ‘paid up’ members of the Trade Union Mafia, of course.

  56. 56
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Let’s get to the point. Do either of them do a turn? Boaz

  57. 57
    Pleb says:

    Jesus fucking christ the only thing worst than some dusty fusty old labour union inbreeds is a fucking load of Labour union women, seriously who’s doing the fucking washing up at their houses.

  58. 58
    Brick Top says:

    You sahn, are a f**kin’ liability.

  59. 59
    Detestable Colonial says:

    I’m sorry, but at some point all that matters is whether they swallow.

  60. 60
    Detestable Colonial says:

    They’re welcome to do mine.

    How’s the exchange rate these days? Can I get ‘em cheap?

  61. 61
    Detestable Colonial says:

    Think Guido needs a new tag:

    Len’s Bottoms

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