July 9th, 2013

WATCH: Blair on Miliband


  1. 1
    The Downing Street Shredder says:

    Why isn’t that man under arrest?

  2. 2
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Why is he popping up all over the place? pontificating? when is the Euro President job up for grabs?

  3. 3
    A mad swivel-eyed loon says:

    . . . and on a plane to the ‘stans

  4. 4
    Gandher says:

    Blair = Hunt

  5. 5
    Ed Miliband says:

    Oh Gord. Just what I needed, like a hole in the head.

  6. 6
    Willy wonka says:

    That was the kiss of death. Time to spend more time with your family Ed.

  7. 7
    The man who said Falkirk was a one off. says:

  8. 8
    Carry Hole is a porcine homunculus says:

    “Watch Blair”.

    No thanks. I might offer it as part of bulimia inducement course for weight loss.

  9. 9
    Mehdi Hassan says:


  10. 10
    Pendantic Sod says:

    Even now, seeing him speak makes my flesh creep. No change to MO: smarmy git.

  11. 11
    Scottish Chav says:

    that room looks like a cell with bars on the windows….. wishful thinking?

  12. 12
    dai laughing says:

    cue Weapon of Mass Delusion!

  13. 13
    Mandy's son says:

    Tell us about your views on the EU Mr Blair?

    I’m sorry I can’t hear you.


  14. 14
    Popeye says:

    Still full of it I note.
    “Good for the Country”, When did he ever worry about the Country?
    Blair first last and forever.

  15. 15
    Django says:

    Isn’t Tony saying this just to get the Left even more agitated?

  16. 16
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    I see Labour’s media friends are using this scandal as an excuse to big up Millitwit as a “strong and decisive” leader!!

    FFS! this scandal has shown the corruption that has been at the heart of the Labour Party ever since it’s inception!

    The relationship will never change, the unions fund the Labour Party and the Labour Party cannot exist without them.

  17. 17
    Stained Glass says:

    Does St. Tony live in a church?

  18. 18
    Not Lord Sainsbury says:

    I deny secretly funding all Mandelson parachute Labour candidates.

    I strenuously and vigorously and categorically deny everything.

  19. 19
    C.O.Jones says:

    Devious man. There were a lot things he should have done and there were a lot of things he should not have done.

    Question for him.
    As Middle East Peace Envoy, how is peace in the Middle East going?

  20. 20
    slotgob says:

    Oh Tone, you’ve still got it in you.

  21. 21
    St Tony of Blair says:

    Well…….it’s like this, you’re right to ask that question, and in response all I can say is, as you’re first point, I’m afraid you’re just wrong.

  22. 22
    Gordon Brown says:

    I also wish Ed Milliband all the best.

  23. 23
    John Tandy says:

    O yea…….

  24. 24
    Penfold says:

    The photo of himself on the mantelpiece behind him is a nice touch…

    As is the stained glass window in the background….very saintly.

  25. 25
    Chukkup says:

    It’s a (forty) one-off.

  26. 26
    pedantic buffoon says:

    What ? Shit ?

  27. 27
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    I love playing the victim.

  28. 28
    Really!! says:

    All the best Evil Meglamaniacs have a picture of themselves on the wall behind them. But where is Mr Bigglesworth????

  29. 29
    David Minibanana says:

    He who laughs last, laughs longest.

  30. 30
    Do the decent thing says:

    That’s nature’s way of telling you that you are redundant.

    There’s a bottle of whisky and a revolver in the library. You know what to do.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    OR THIS ONE?: It’s the head of “NEW NEW LABOUR”


    Before I give my speech on Party reform this morning, I wanted you to be the first to know what I’m going to say.

    Britain needs a better way of doing politics. And that has to start in our own Party.

    What we saw in Falkirk is part of the death throes of the old politics.

    In its place, I am determined to build a new politics, one fit for our Party, for our country, for this century.

    Here are the first, concrete steps I am taking:

    1. Our relationship with millions of trade union members is essential, but in the twenty-first century individual trade unionists should be given the chance to make a personal, active choice to become affiliated members of our Party; I want a mass membership party not of 200,000 but of many more.

    2. Because we want the widest possible range of people representing Labour in Parliament, we need the fairest possible selection process. I will impose strict campaign spending limits for candidates seeking selection and for organisations helping them.

    3. We will pick our Party’s candidate for London mayor in 2016 using a primary — a fair process open to all Londoners who share our values.

    You have my word that this reform will be thorough, wholesale and lasting.

    I believe it is absolutely essential for the future of democracy in our country.

    The plans above are just the first steps, but it won’t end here. I want to hear from you — what are your ideas for us to take this further?

    This isn’t going to be a Westminster process — this is for the whole Party to be involved in. Let me have your ideas

    I’m listening.


  32. 32
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    It’s incorrect to say that people blink faster when they’re lying.

  33. 33
    Point of Information says:

    i) His vocal tone suggests anxiety ? He did almost look constipated when trying to voice words of support for Ed, but that is not what was on his mind.

    ii) Channeling Farage with ‘frankly’

    iii) Picture behind him totally unnecessary

    iv) Reflections behind him on wall suggest window facing quiet road on ground floor. Useful information to some.

    v) Chilcott ?

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    “…It is a sad truth that there are those in the highest echelons of the Labour Party who want to extinguish what limited political voice working people still have. They would wreck a party they owe everything to for their own crude personal ambitions. They must not win.”

    Give would Blair said, the above was a timely comment – but who said it?

  35. 35
    Brotherhood of Man says:

    Maybe we should call off our plans to tour Egypt. And besides, Save Your Kisses For Me wouldn’t go down too well with the locals anyway.

  36. 36
    Yeah, right... says:

    Tony: “Enough about Ed. let’s talk about me”

  37. 37
    Vote LibLabCon for uncontrolled immigration says:

    Blair is not under arrest because Len likes to have someone around who people hate more than himself.

  38. 38
    Tony Blair says:

    Hi guys. Haven’t I done a splendid job as Middle East peace envoy? Just look at how peaceful the Middle East is. What is important is.

  39. 39
    EU What? says:

    Yes, that sudden loss of sound was extremely suspicious – but given the direction Sky has been taking lately, not at ll surprising. Cvnts.

  40. 40
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Yes, in the crypt with all the other dead beats.

  41. 41
    Lord Stansted says:

    Is Tony plotting a come-back? If Labour do badly at the next General Election then it’s just possible that the Party would welcome His Return with open arms. Whether the country as a whole would do so is another question.

  42. 42
    Steve Miliband says:

    Not now Kato!

  43. 43
    Owen Jones says:

    I want to be the next Tony Blair

  44. 44
    Not Dan Hodges says:

    Owen Jones has excelled himself this time with this absurd tweet from the prehistoric era.

    Owen Jones ‏@OwenJones84 9m
    Starting point for any change to the Labour party has to be this: how to make it a party of working people, not one dependent on rich donors

    I suggest we all don cloth caps,wear brown overalls and have a fag dangling from our lips,and for heavens sake hide the Bollinger bubbly,Owen.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Perfectly suited to the job. Unable to see anyone but himself. Will fit in well in societies that blank the existence of neighbours.

    A peace envoy is someone sent in peace. He is not there to create peace. He is to maintain the situation. Just think of the consequences if they agreed over their future.

    His proven track record of causing a divided UK society on regional basis, by profession (bankers/politicians) and hand-outs, qualified him for the position.

  46. 46
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    “What is important is…. that I have now perfected the noble art of dissembling which I hope will have escaped your notice.”

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    correction: Why hasn’t he been hung yet?*

  48. 48
    Tony Blair says:

    Jesus he knows me
    And he knows I’m right
    I’ve been talking to Jesus
    All my life
    Oh yes he knows me
    And he knows I’m right
    And he’s been telling me that everything’s gonna be all right

  49. 49
    Yeah, right... says:

    Well, apart from all out civil war in Syria, and soon to be all out civil war in Egypt, and apart from a little bit of sectarian argy-bargy in Bahrain, and a tiny, tiny bit in eastern Saudi Arabia, and a minor skirmish in Lebanon which is nothing really and only threatens to tip that poor country back into the abyss, oh and some schoolboy stuff in the UAE about jailing a whole articulate opposition, apart from that, all’s well.

    Tony is well worth his millions the Kuwaiti’s and Qataris pay him. Money well spent I’d say.

  50. 50

    Didn’t, er, um, sound…er..ummm…very er..er….convincing!

  51. 51
    Hairpin ahead says:

    … and Gordon keeps asking when you will return his knife….

  52. 52
    Chuka sidearm says:

    Revolvers are for trash people, I prefer a Glock 17 Gen4,

  53. 53
    Point of Information says:

    Quoting Owen Jones on a Blair thread should be classified as a crime against humanity.

    But Jones may have a point, and Blair certainly is all about closing down politics to the plebs.

  54. 54
    Hairpin ahead says:

    …. crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.

  55. 55
    A devout man and crusader says:

    Is that Blair’s private chapel? Stained glass window and a photo of St Tony the slayer of the middle east.

  56. 56
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  57. 57
    Len McCluskeyfuckysucky says:

    Tell Miliband to bring beer and sandwiches and make it snappy!

  58. 58
    Cherie Blair says:

    Don’t you dare mock my Tony! He’s a modern saint! Thanks to him, I have a never ending supply of designer shoes and a dozen homes around the world. You see, despite what so many say, Iraq WAS worth it.

  59. 59
    C.O.Jones says:

    Maybe they should remove the word “Peace” from his handle.

    A shop selling any product that was so misleading would have trading standards, the police, EUshoppingGauleiter on their backs straight away.

  60. 60
    Owen Jones says:

  61. 61
    Point of Information says:

    Perhaps if the Union members had not been totally screwed over by Labour, who they now find they are unwitting members of and directly funding via their subs, then this would not be such a hot issue.

    It could be enough to break the Unions completely.

    Miliband is doing a much better job than Thatcher – at least she realized that the Unions serve a useful function in some areas of public life and wisely held off from the coup de grace that could have been performed fully back in the 80s.

    When Blair comes out like this you know there is a lot more to come out.

    Need to pop off and check to see what Brown’s relationship with the Unions was. I think he may have been surprisingly more in tune and keeping them at bay leading up to 2010 GE may be one of the few positive takeaways from his brief ‘premiership’.

  62. 62
    Point of Information says:

    An ego that large requires a sawn off.

    Possibly two if you want to finish the chip as well.

  63. 63
    Point of Information says:

    We could learn some lessons from the UAE in how to deal with some sections of the left in this country.

    The real lesson is to learn that before the left get back into power as they for sure would have figured this out.

  64. 64
    Tony Blair, Millionaire says:

    Hi guys! It’s moi…..Tone!

    As Peace Envoy to the Middle East, I urge you to arm the rebels in Syria & to commit us to fight in another war!

  65. 65
    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    By fag – we are talking cigarette and not doing press conferences hard core with the likes of Jones ?

    With the gay marriage shit it is best to be careful what you wish for these days.

  66. 66
    Sane Westerner says:

    Let us hope that the signs in Egypt and Syria indicate the death of the ‘Arab Spring’ and a return to sanity over there, with the removal of ‘democracy’ from peasant nations unable to cope with it.

  67. 67
    sixupman says:

    What about the stained-glass window ? Very ‘churchy’!

  68. 68
    Owen's mummy says:

    He’s too old. It’s my son you need.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Blair couldn’t even attend his own book signing because of fears of violent protest — and that was nearly two years ago. Expect he is even more hated now. He seems to know it, because he once remarked in the U.S. about not being appreciated or liked in the U.K.

  70. 70
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    He looks well. Must be all that foreign food agreeing with him rather than the stodgy fare served up by the wife at home

  71. 71
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    They arent stained. The light was sent by God.

  72. 72
    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Gordon Brown dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates St Peter is standing there and behind him are rows and rows of large clocks with different times. Gordon sees one of them has his name on it. It shows ten past 3.

    St Peter explains that this clock is a reflection of Gordon’s life and honesty. The better man he is and the more truthful, the slower runs the clock . A saint would show a rime less than 1 o’clock and 3.10 isn’t a bad time so Gordon can enter heaven.

    Gordon is delighted and as he is about to leave he suddenly stops and asks “where is Tony Blair’s clock”

    “Ah” says St Peter – “that is a Special One. Jesus keeps that one personally”

    “Jesus looks after it personally?” says a gobsmacked Gordon. “Yes” replies Peter. “He has nailed it to the roof and uses it as a ceiling fan”

  73. 73
    Portfolio says:

    The loss to the Americans of the City controlling Libor, all part of the Communist agenda in destroying the status quo and all part of the Blair Years Legacy, as is the financial mess we are in now… the loss of our Gold, offering the Spanish a hope of Gibraltar, the list goes on and on, or does it ?

  74. 74
    Yes more boom and bust says:

    Just what millipede needs an endorsement from bliar
    Keep them coming. It marvellous watching all labours old great leaders wheeled out like something of dads army

  75. 75
    Harry Balls & Dick 'Ed. The worst double act ever. says:

    This gets to the core with all that is rotten with the Labour Party. Who gets to pull Ed’s strings? The Union Barons or Toxic Tony Bliar’s tribe? It looks like the toxic B.liar tribe is winning for now!

  76. 76
    Izzy says:

    probably you mean hanged

  77. 77
    Stained Glass says:

    See 17 above
    (Do keep up).

  78. 78
    Harrison says:

    That pollen should feel honoured to be acknowledged by a man of such towering intellect, good looks, and obvious suitablility for Britain’s first black presidency.

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