July 4th, 2013

Karie Murphy Suspended From Labour Party

karieKarie Murphy, Tom Watson’s office manager who also happens to have been Len McCluskey’s girlfriend, has been suspended along with Labour member Stephen Deans over Falkirk. Labour has also banned unions from paying new members’ subs. Developing…

Via @tnewtondunn



  1. 1

    It was Fatcher’s fault.

  2. 2
    Riggsy Brown says:

    What a lovely day it’s turning out to be ;)

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:


  5. 5
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    So THAT’s why fatty jumped ship earlier today.

  6. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Wait ’till they get the 4 o’clock knock on the door from the fraud squad. LOL

  7. 7
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    It was all going SO well with my 5 point lead in the opinion polls.

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    Der Bingel says:

    Who t’rew th’ over-hauls in Mrs Murrphy’s chowder?

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    V1le Labour trashed my Country says:

    The stench of corruption and Union bribery is spreading.

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    Pimple sqeezer says:

    Remember Jack Jones that great (ha) Trade Union leader who was also a KGB spy and sold out our country when the Unions used to go to Number 10 for tea and buns with Labour governments of the 1950-70’s. Power corrupts these people.

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    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

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    But will the brain dead 36% ever realise that and, if they do, will they care?

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    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Just a matter of time before Owen Jones is suspended as well.

    I know where I’d like to suspend the Muslim loving twerp from.

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    Married to Grumpy says:

    You might be talking about chowder but I wouldn’t touch her clam with yours.

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    Pista R'Soles says:

    Owen Jones ‏@OwenJones84
    @chunkymark Need to iron my shirt quickly because I’ve got this Islamic Relief dinner later – I’ll be suited for you!!

    What a knob !!!!!!

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    The Burnistoun Butcher says:

    Follow the white powder it all leads to Kirkcaldy?

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    Owen Jones says:

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    Scottish Chav says:

    nepotism is such an ugly word …. lets just call it “keeping it in the family”

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    Tom Fatson says:

    I wuuuv you, Red Ed XXXXXX

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    Kinnochio says:


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    Scottish Chav says:

    in the still above … has jones just been fisted?

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    Ed Miliband - Von Nation says:

    I waited until I had indisputable evidence, then I pounced.
    I’ve cleared the vipers from my bosom. No man is above the party. And no man is above the leader.

    Röhm, Gregor Strasser, Kurt von Schleicher, Karl Ernst, Edmund Heines …
    {sit down. The list of party enemies is long. This may take a while.} … Julius Uhl..Tomas Vatson… Lenin McCluskey..Matheus Serwotka …

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    Back1woodsman says:

    “You smell that? Do you smell that? Labours’ dirty washing, son. Nothing else in the world
    smells like that. I love the smell of labours’ dirty washing in the morning.

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    Nation Shall Speak Socialism Unto Nation says:

    Here at the BBC news room we will make sure that this gets no coverage at all, after all the Watson resignation barely registers on the front page of the website – so this clearly deserves no coverage at all.

    Our friends in the Labour Party always deserve the benefit of the doubt and we are really hoping they will be in power for ever, or at least at the 2015 licence fee renegotiation when we expect an additional 20% just for hating murdoch…

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    Owen Jones says:

    forward to the revolution comrades

  26. 26
    Tom Watson says:

    I quit

  27. 27
    Chriselee says:

    Get your legs apart if you want to get on.

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    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    I’ll stick with the less ridiculous: Wallace.

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    David Cameron says:


    Len McCluskey

  30. 30
    Owen the teenager says:

    I HATE YOU !!!{slams door}

    {door opens again}

    {sheepishly} Mum! Can you please give me a lift to television centre later?

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    Scottish Chav says:

    Unite Len McCluskey … with what?
    his long lost brother? his appendix? his sanity?

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    Maqboul says:

    Orwell he say,

    “Outside of every thin man is a fat man trying to get in.”

    Nice try Tom :)

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    Icarus says:

    Dave at PMQs – ” I cant believe its not Buddha”

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    just clearing the crap off my computer says:

    What’s a “Guidogram” when it’s at home?

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    the phantom rasberry blower says:

    Just when you thought Labour could not sink to new depths

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Indeed. Is he from Central Casting?

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    Scabby Old Union Bag says:

    Ha ha ha! Corrupt leeching scum!

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    Maqboul says:

    Eeeeee…. there’s more drama than Eastenders in Labour tonite.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Maqboul says:

    Islamic Relief? Sounds like a circumcised reach-around.

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    BBC News says:

    We have no idea what this story is about!

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    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    Just keep paying the bennies and I will be brain dead for as long as you like.

    Labour have always bought votes through the benefits system, regional grants, public sector pay increases, location of government offices etc

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    Wee Tam fae Falkirk says:

    Ah dinnae ken aboot politics, I’ll just vote for whoever wears a red rosette. Just like my faither did and his faither before him, ya ken.

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    Lard Presclott says:

    “Time for John to wade in and save the day! ”

    “Hello lasses and lads.. Time for the comedy styling of John Prescott.
    ‘ere..what goes red,white,red,white,red, white .. An ermine clad lord wedged in a revolving door. .. Ok..I was in court yesterday ..A food court. I was sentenced to 5 beers. ..
    Improv time! What’s this impression of – {stands still} yep ..Jabba the Hutt. Know why they call me Jabba? because I jab the voters in the eye with me fist.
    Here’s another. Who’s this.. {stands still} – A butter mountain..
    Hey, I saw that Tom Watson the other day. Wot a skinny fuck he is, eh? He has a Screwfix T/shirt. Because he screwed up the fixing.
    I’ve got a screwfix t/shirt too. Because I erm..I ..screwed my …erm..no..never mind..
    I’m here all week ! Because the voters of Hull wouldn’t me make chief of police, the ingrates…try the fish..’coz I want the burgers for me self..I have Bolivia ..boohoohoo!”

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Ayeee….an dole scum all o’us

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    Thousands of Westminster insiders says:

    Fucks knows. I send it to junk but quite enjoy his “I’m Dr. Felcher from Nairobi Central Hospital, Air Crash Dept.” spam messages.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    It’s quite unbelievable that people take this sixth-form debater seriously.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Isn’t there a law about children working after 9 pm?

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    Tom Watson says:

    The Falkirk selection papers?

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    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    Do we give a flying f*** what Owen Jones thinks.

    The more the BBC put him on the more votes labour lose

    A middle class twerp from a public sector familar, listen to his accent he has as much in common with the working class as Ed Miliband i.e. nothing

    How on earth can he claim to speak for them

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Move along there, nothing to see, Tom just wants to spend more eating time with his family.

    There is absolutely no truth in the scandalous assertions that ZaNuLieBor/Unite are corrupt and seek to stitch up elections, whether of MP’s or General.

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    Labour=Waste says:

    Jobs for the boys… and girls.

    Even in opposition Labour are itching to give plum jobs to their union paymasters.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Time for a Malkie

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    ….or their girlfriends ….mind you she looks right dirty

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Trouble is it still stinks of the shit they can’t wash out of it!

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    Labour=Waste says:

    Britain must deal with Labour’s debts and should never let Labour near a whelk stall for five minutes.

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    Barnehurst Bob says:

    The 36% owe their living to the Labour party, some by government jobs and some by government hand outs. So NO is the answer. They’ll just say it’s internal union / labour business and ride out the storm. The BBC/C4/Guardian etc will hardly mention it, it’s just not news worthy.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    AW….come on. He did say that Millibean would be a great PM …..whats more ridiculous than that

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    Anonymous says:


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    Peter Grimes says:

    You keep telling ‘em, Owen Jones!

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    A karma ran over his dogma….

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    anon. says:

    Jones was on ITV this morning.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    I always thought you fixed up the screwing on your desk

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    Acd Logan says:

    That was McLuskey’s girlfriend?

    Which of them was being punished?

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Fifth form at best!

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    I’d give her ballot a good stuffing.
    Open her postal vote.
    Show her my election


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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    …his girlfriend who may have a lot of free time for the next 6 years

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    Andrew Lloyd Webber says:

    Every one a winner! Can I book you for the panto season – I think you’re lardy enough to play both the fat ladies!

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    Laughing all the way to the co-op bank says:


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    Owen Jones says:

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    Col Nut says:

    Owen will get worse when he can grow a beard.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    No coverage like Al JaBeeBa isn’t giving to the Government’s paper on the socio-economic costs of ZaNuLieBor having let 4 million plus benefit scroungers into the UK, do you mean?

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    Helen Keller's Dating Agency. says:

    Boost ur career by shagging McCluski? ffs.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Now now…one day he will discover what girls are for and that will be the end of him. He will end up as a beardie wierdie member of the Limp Dems wearing hemp sandals, sporting a beard and teaching Sociology and Marxist Dialectic in Nelson Mandela College (formerly Shoreditch Poly)

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    Owen Jones says:

    You people are just jealous of me because I am a leading figure in the new left in this country.

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    JH982340982304923 says:

    Owen is a poster boy of the Anointed class of which Thomas Sowell writes so eloquently. They cast themselves as the rescuers of those treated unfairly by society.

    Of course, to do all these good works they must be paid enormous sums from the public purse and given enormous control over the lives of productive people.

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    Reb Robbo et al says:

    he wasn’t the only one of course

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    My wife insists I keep mine in the family.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:


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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    When Masochists Meet!!!

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    Frank Fisher says:

    Err. The whole of the “political” internet is modelled on sixth-form debates, isn’t it? That’s why it’s so mind-numbing, surely?

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Those marked up Glenrothes electoral registers which went missing do you mean?

    Were Unite involved in that as well?

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    just noticed says:

    she looks like Rebecca Brooks.

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    Ed Mіlіband says:

    You’re banned!

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    …anent you late for tonight’s New Left Meeting – third red Phone box on Whitehall. Please excuse the smell of piss – I had a little accident

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    Tachybaptus says:

    His desk would need to be fixed every time he used it for screwing.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    “Talk dirty to me”

    “You remind me of the rentier class leeching off the poor and downtrodden proletarian masses”

    “Oh God ….harder”

    “Right…I am putting up the rent to 4/6 a week”

    “Oh God …dont stop”

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    I never used to believe that people kept their spanners in bags.

    Until I discovered the Labour party.

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    Finbarr Saunders says:

    Fiddle with her expenses
    See her on top of an all-women shortlist
    Show her a good polling
    Get the benefot of an experienced member
    Help me lose my deposit

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    They dont make them like they used to…time was a man could have his secretary on his desk with nae problem

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I sent a Dr. Pilchard, from Lagos Central Hospital, Air Crash Dept., ten thousand pounds of my dead-Reg’s money, dear. My in-box is still waiting for a thank-you.
    Should I unsubscribe from him and try this Guidogramme, dear? Reg will be furious with me.

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    Sandalista says:

    I always get a bit confused by the lefties. They hate Christians because they think the “God botherers” are homophobic. Whereas they love the Religion of Peace because…..

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    We do not keep them in bags. We keep them in the Shadow Cabinet. Mind you some of them are also bags.

    No Harriet no,….please ….I didn’t mean it …honest ……….it was a joke, just a joke ……..Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh

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    Sandalista says:

    Actually I think you are being a bit harsh on Sixth Formers.

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    Jimmy says:

    Ask Cameron. He kept using the words at PMQs.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    Is it because I am a fish?

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    anonymouse says:

    We’ve the Labour Party, New Labour now we’ve got Unite Labour, he who pays the piper calls the tune.

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    Cornish Pilchard says:

    He always looks as though about 30 mins ago he took a large doe of laxative but accidnetally overdosed and is having a blow backl

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    the smartest guy in the room says:

    I feel quite sorry for Guido really.

    He thinks that he is some kind of political guru who knows what is going on, but the evidence simply doesn’t support this self belief.

    Guido’s ability to predict political outcomes is, frankly, appallingly poor.

    He predicted that McCain would beat Obama (possibly his most ridiculous prediction ever)

    He predicted that Obama would be a one term president – wrong again

    He predicted the Tories would win an outright majority – wrong yet again

    On all of the major political calls over the last five years Guido has got it wrong.

    And the saddest part of it is that he thinks he influences events by banging on about unions and how he thinks he shouldn’t pay tax all the time.

    It’s all just boring reactionary ranting really. If anything by harping on about the unions he is probably acting as a recruitment sergeant for them.

    Good work Guido, you are doing something useful and effective for a change!

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    LOLs will abound says:

    Popcorn fans, don’t miss tonight’s Question Time, the last one till autumn. And it promises to be a cracker. For probably the first time, the panel is not dominated by lefties. There’s the brilliant Douglas Murray, Tory babe Dr Sarah Wollaston, and Danny Alexander. For the left are Tony Robinson and… drum roll… Margaret Hodge the Dodge!

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    Check Facts First says:

    I bet DC is wishing he had not gone along with the idea of a fix term parliament. Give it another few weeks and the Labour party will implode. Ed must be wishing that the summer recession started tomorrow, not in a few weeks time. PMQs next week should be a real hoot. That`s if any Labour MPs bother to turn up!

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    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    The 36 % will ALLWAYS vote Labour because; ” I always have done”; or “Me Da and Granda did, so will I ” They are usually inbred, thick as shit, or on the dole !!

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    Hand Mycock says:

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    Knowing Jones says:

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    broderick crawford says:

    god she looks a wicked harridan

    who on earth would have the dutch courage to even consider “doing ”
    that ?

    oh i know … Brother Len after 14 pints in sauchiehall street on a saturday night

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    broderick crawford says:

    if i had to choose between the two with an ak 47 at my head give me harriperson anytime

    at least she is literate .

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    neitherdeadnoralive says:

    Cheers Len !

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    Guido Fawkes says:

    Your speed-typing is becoming a drag, Elsie. Where’s the punchline, old girl?
    By the way: This is a seriously political blog for people who can handle the heat. I, thoroughly, recommend @ anothersite.com for you. Try this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/index.html or this: http://www.the.oldie.magazine.co.uk/
    Thanks for bothering.

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    broderick crawford says:


    you ‘re all hoi polloi and i ‘ m immeasurably rich so screw the lot of you no marks

    i ‘ll die the ruichest man in the cemetery ( after Mick ) .

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    There is a sense in which Margaret Thatcher is to blame.

    Obviously, like anyone she made mistakes. But she was right many more times than she was wrong. Think Gordon Brown in reverse and you have it.

    But she set the bar so high that no one has been able to get anywhere near. Blair may have equalled her electoral success but his legacy is rotten to the core and was seen to be within weeks of his departure for those who had not seen through him from the start.

    In just two decades we have sunk from being a proud rich nation into being an unhappy, indebted, spendthrift, celebrity and trivia stuck, sponging, whingeing, cowardly, self-debasing nation which has allowed itself to be bullied by the PC brigade, the religion of peace, the EU and the bent public servants in all branches of public life you can name.

    We need a giant to lead us out of this. Where is there such a super-human?

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    Diddley says:

    Nah, his Xbox will take a beating though….

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    Bennies for all says:

    A fat trout on bbc1’s The One Show complaining that she has to pay “bedroom tax” because she wants a bigger house so that when her one of her 3 kids visit, they have somewhere to stay. Unfuckingbelievable. You’re not entitled to a subsidised room for kids you chose to have and don’t even live with you!!! And cheers to the beeb for the routine use of “bedroom tax”.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Hasn’t he aged well, dear?

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    broderick crawford says:

    with a shillelagh up me arse
    and a twinkle in me eye
    i m off to falkirk central in the morning

    ( well you d have a twinkle in your eye if you had that up your arse— not that i have any direct experience but it’s eye watering i’m told )

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    Selohesra says:

    Seeing that pic of Len’s bird – i think i feel sorry for him for perhaps first time ever

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    Diddley says:

    Certainly none of the current MPs – they’re all c***s, but I agree with you.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    The beeboid scum would have to pay me £1 million to watch their lefty shite.

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    Selohesra says:

    Step forward Mr Berkow

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    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    A weak is an Ed Miliband in politics.

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    broderick crawford says:

    Isn’t Kirkcaldy somewhere near ….. Fife

    Now which famous son did that produce again ? — remind me.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    McCluskey & his girlfriend can play the ugly sisters.

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    Socialism = Starvation says:

    He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very boring boy.

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    innerbearsdenurchin says:

    I guess they’ll just have to let Eric Joyce back in to stand for the seat.

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    Diddley says:

    Is Karie smelling her fingers in that photo??? If so, what the scent?!

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    broderick crawford says:

    What about Bernie Steer the dockers leader in the Seventies

    brought them all out in support of Enoch ‘s speech about “rivers”.

    Bet no one remembers him except me but then again I’m as old as God

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    Abraham Lincoln, Ditchling, E.Sussex says:

    re my BRILL !!! Booker T post the other nite :

    Jus noticed Doug Clifford , John Fogerty et al standin in the wings , an that .

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    Firm But Fair says:

    Well, well. The office manager of Labour’s campaign manager just happens to be the girlfriend a union baron. And Labour rig it so she can get a safe seat?

    They’ve got some explaining to do now.

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    Infamy Infamy Eds got it in for me!

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    broderick crawford says:


    not MY whelk stall at any rate . I run a sensible business.

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    the only thing interesting about this blog, is MEEEE says:

    Okies . Where , exactly ?? An who is they , anyways ??

  132. 132
    Jober As A Sudge says:

    Cosh its a sinh.

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    Colonel Madd says:

    Guido has repeatedly been bang on the money over this dipstick.

    The story is about one third in the public arena with plenty of room for growth as they say

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    I will tan your base.

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    porfirio rubirosa argentinian lothario says says:

    bon dios

    i’ve had some felchers in my time but madre de dios this one is ow you sayaah in eeengland … beyond the bucket ( or is it pale ? )

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    Brillo says:

    No looker that`s for sure, there again look at Len!

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    garden shed Stu Cook-spotter says:

    think I saw Tom Fogerty briefly

  138. 138

    That is a very long statement to demonstrate the very simple truth that you are jealous.

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    Skin him alive says:

    Leftie parole board have decided to release child killer Jon Venables, who was convicted in 2010 of owning child porn. Gotta love the judicial system.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    One of the whelks would do a better job of running things than the Liebore fuckwits.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Moooom! FFS! Mom, you haven’t washed my t-shirt.

    It was on my bedroom floor.

    You *know* I wanted to go out in it tonight.

    Why do you want to ruin my life, you bitch!

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Before anyone says Guido has made every prediction wrong in the last five years, hadn’t we ought to check in with his bookie?

    Guido wouldn’t be the first person I’ve ever known who talked up one side of a proposition whilst betting the other way, thinking to improve the payoff by having all the new money coming in on the side Guido talks up, lowering that payoff, whilst his gets better.

    It’s called a “coup,” people. The more fool you for betting on anything you think someone on the Internet suggests you do. The even greater fool you if you think they really do know what they’re talking about simply because they purport to do.

    Guido’s probably no righter or wronger than the weather prediction, if the truth be told.

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    Rochdale MP says:

    You`re like an 80s comedian.

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    Stat-spotter Watch says:

    Guido resides, permanently, in the “Where are they now?” files.

  146. 146
    Tony Blair says:

    Is owning dodgy pictures worse than killing 100,000 people?

  147. 147
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    sardines or pilchards?

  148. 148
    David Cameron says:


  149. 149
    Buddha Ed says:

    Peace, energy and light.

  150. 150
    Icarus says:

    He’s not daft, he actually said:

    “You have it in you to be an outstanding Labour Prime Minister.”

    Slightly different.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    She’s doing her Hitler impression.

  152. 152
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    In honour of the 4th of July: “Oh secant you say, By the dawn’s early light…” Yeah, I know…

  153. 153
    Graham says:

    Only if gay boy Owen can f**k them up the a*se.

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    Tom's a twat, son says:

    Tom Watson should be knighted for services to the coalition.

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    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Owen Jones = Rick from the young ones.

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    Fishy says:

    Considerably different

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    Bennies from heaven says:

    Its about time my benns were indexed to RPI and none of this CPI shit.

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    Keep calm, vote UKIP says:

    Great day to bury bad news ?

    Has Chilcott been published yet ?

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    Stat Tractor says:

    His figures are bullshit. Too much acid, methinks.

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    The Lads @ telegraph.co.uk says:

    In a biblical sense, Elsie?

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    Owen Jones, renta mong says:

    They’re all fascists !

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    Keep calm, vote UKIP says:

    In terms of moral harm to the victims and family, hard to say.

    At least the dead don’t have to continue suffering the shame / guilt / memories. On the other hand Blair did kill a lot of babies on the basis of a lie.

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    The Lads @ telegraph.co.uk says:

    If you don’t like/agree with this site/censorship, stop clicking the fuck out of it.
    Come here, instead: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/
    Have a Pay Pal to hand.

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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    A Sardine says:

    I resent that.

    As I resent being signed up to Labour without my knowledge.

    Damned cheek.

    The pilchards headed over to UKIP ages ago – keep up.

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    The Lads @ telegraph.co.uk says:

    Betting is for wankers.

  167. 167
    Len Pikey says:

    Now moy woife as finished breedin, my cash is goin to fall, so it is. She ad to stop at 14.

    (True story)

  168. 168
    Point of Information says:

    Everything is bigger and better in America.

    Except for political clusterfucks like Watson and Labour.

    Wow – off the charts.

  169. 169
    The Eagle Twins says:

    Oi! WE’RE the ugly sisters around here!

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    The Lads @ guardian.co.uk says:

    Pee Sta ins is a 3/32 in a toolbox of big ones. Like a 27mm, or something.

  171. 171
    This Fatt'un says:

    Is it time to wind up lunch yet?

  172. 172
    David Cameron says:

    Len McCluskey

  173. 173
    David Cameron (with Tourette's) says:


  174. 174
    E. Botha says:

    Hiya : )

    This site still bans me , don’t it ??

    I got 3 million followers in SL an beyond , ain’t I babe ??

    This blog is for old fogies , I spose : (

    An that .

    Byeeeeee ♥

    E x x x

  175. 175
    Dagenham Dave says:

    Rick spelt with a silent ‘P’.

  176. 176
    The wizz says:


  177. 177
    Chav RAF Pilot says:

    Proper münter old bean.

    Ginger too. Well nasty.

    Bruvver Jock’s welcome to it.

    Isn’t it? Isn’t it though?

  178. 178
    Len McCluskey (Union Bigknob) says:

    You will never see 34 again but I’d still like to fuck you.

  179. 179
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    And the FT100 index is up nearly 200 points.

  180. 180
    Man from the street says:

    Step forward Nigel Farage.

  181. 181
    Point of Information says:

    I attained a 2/2 in Being Boring from the University of Life, missy. Please don’t go down the route I have taken. It pays peanuts.

  182. 182

    But don’t we all miss Ben Elton on our TV’s complaining about Mrs Thatch?

    Don’t we?


  183. 183
    E. Botha says:

    Pffft . Ur control makes u feel big , I spose ???

    To me , u jus a tiny widdler , aincha babe ???

    Ewa x x x

  184. 184

    Fuck off! Еwаnmе!

    I banned you , remember ? Darlin x .

    ♥PS♥ , x .

  185. 185
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Is she still Tom Watson’s office manager ?

  186. 186
    Moderated by the Guardian for saying what a bunch of Cunts. says:

    God forbid!

  187. 187
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Tom Watson is benighted.

  188. 188
    Moderated by the Guardian for saying what a bunch of Cunts. says:

    I would say that just about sums it up!

  189. 189
    Jethro says:

    185 …not sure, but he might still be her orifice manager.

  190. 190
    Married to Grumpy says:

    As opposed to Owen Jones, who ponced.

  191. 191
    Anonymous says:

    haha… saw this picture the other day, but only just noticed that one of those clowns is wearing a tie!

  192. 192
    The Burnistoun Butcher says:

    We’re still trying to work it’s sex out or, is it still trying to work it’s sex out?
    Anyway it’s a fecking buffty!

  193. 193
    Markets says:

    Made a nice few bob betting this week. I heart capitalism.

  194. 194
    Lord Bumblesnitch says:

    James Cameron is already planning the movie.

  195. 195
    JH982340982304923 says:

    Watch it Jimmy.

    You are basically paid with Unite subs to post on here. Hand that feeds, etc.

  196. 196
    Lisa says:

    Hi just wondering how do u know karie murphy is definitely his girlfriend?

  197. 197
    Lisa says:

    How do u know karie murphy is definitely his girlfriend ?

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    8 years ago left UNISON while facing disciplinary investigation for serious financial irregularities and moved into TGWU/Unite inner circles – well covered in Scottish media. Close associate of discredited former Labour MP Ann Picking.

  199. 199
    Dirty Pikey says:

    Katie has very poor taste in men, she used to get plugged by Watson.

  200. 200
    zoo keeper says:

    Didn’t the West Lothian question have to do with disappearing electoral registers or something?

  201. 201
    Ancient seafarer says:

    Is old Tubby still going strong? He was in his sixties when I was a lad 60 years ago.

  202. 202
    Owen Jones' proctologist says:

    A huge hole has opened up in British politics. So may people have been drawn to it that it will never close again.

  203. 203
    Charlie says:

    Basically the 1968 middle class cultural marxists and socialists came into power under Blair- schoools, universities, public sector, media( especially BBC) unions and mps. Until this anti-British cultural socialism/marxism is defeated , change will be slow. The people have to be removed, their work undone and arguments repudiated.

  204. 204
    God's Elder Brother says:

    And dont forget Jack Dash.

  205. 205
    It ain't the same old East End says:

    Family finally shut up shop three weeks ago…. falling banker bonuses meant they could no longer afford his oytsers….

  206. 206
    Rich Pensioner PHain says:

    I’m more her type.
    If she has UNITE money.

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Not even 14. 1 would do for him.

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