July 3rd, 2013

Dave’s Burgers

Nick Robinson was rather happy to disclose on the BBC that Dave is going to great lengths these days to keep his backbenchers sweet. Something Sun readers found out on Sunday:

“Nothing like a nice wet English barbecue to bring people together. David Cameron has invited Tory MPs to an “informal barbecue” in the Number 10 rose garden on Thursday, following the annual official photograph in the Commons chamber. There will be no shortage of burgers available for mischievous colleagues. It’s all part of Downing Street’s drive to keep their backbenchers sweet before the crucial EU referendum vote on Friday. One rebel MP tells Guido Number 10 are “keeping us on a drip” of suspiciously enjoyable activities. While Dave plays good cop, party chairman Grant Shapps and bruising strategist Lynton Crosby have summoned all of the party to a meeting at Friday lunchtime, just incase they were not planning to come.”

A rare outbreak of unity today…


33 Comments

  1. 1
    Just sayin says:

    You is de man!

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  2. 2
    Balls up says:

    It was great to see the usually smug smile wiped off Balls’ face when Cameron said Miliband’s questions are all written by Len McCluskey. Balls looked appalled and muttered “dreadful”. Ha ha! Taste of your own medicine, you loudmouth c-unt.

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  3. 3
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is Glenda Jackson a member of the Rolling Stones?

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  4. 4
    Alphonsia Quazen Batoloo Excrushia Zumba Kelobole says:

    I only found out I was 9 months pregnant when I landed at Heathrow.

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    • 6
      Idon'tneednodoctor says:

      I sat next to you on the plane and couldn’t believe how quickly your tummy expanded. If you need a witness contact me via this blog.

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    • 8
      Andy Burnham says:

      Don’t worry, we have special trains laid on to take you to Mid-Auchwistaffs hospital, but first you will be required to take a shower.

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  5. 10
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Cameron should give some of these jumped-up fools a grilling. Their infighting has been a massive distraction when they should have been highlighting Ed Moribund’s refusal to tackle welfare scroungers.

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  6. 13
    Francoise Hollande says:

    Stop ze trade talks. We don’t want any American products coming into the socialist republic of France.
    French goods are best in the world. BEST IN THE WORLD!

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  7. 14
    Owen Jokes says:

    WTF ??

    Justin Botty more like it.

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  8. 16
    Marxist Ed says:

    Rubbish,it’s longer than several months!

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    • 18
      Geoffrey Brooking says:

      Did you not notice what that Labour MP said about you Owen after your slaughtering at the hands of Simon?

      You champagne socialist creep.

      Go and get a proper job!

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  9. 19
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Just lately Yvette Cooper sits well away from Miliband and Balls. Wonder why?

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  10. 22
    Nurse Gladys Botha says:

    The City of London pretty well runs the Tory party..

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  11. 23
    Marxist Ed says:

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  12. 24
    Owhine Jones. says:

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  13. 25
    Another poke in the eye for our African brethren says:

    2Herbal stimulant khat to be banned”

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  14. 33

    Globalburgers and Globalcokes all round!

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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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