July 3rd, 2013

Dave’s Burgers

Nick Robinson was rather happy to disclose on the BBC that Dave is going to great lengths these days to keep his backbenchers sweet. Something Sun readers found out on Sunday:

“Nothing like a nice wet English barbecue to bring people together. David Cameron has invited Tory MPs to an “informal barbecue” in the Number 10 rose garden on Thursday, following the annual official photograph in the Commons chamber. There will be no shortage of burgers available for mischievous colleagues. It’s all part of Downing Street’s drive to keep their backbenchers sweet before the crucial EU referendum vote on Friday. One rebel MP tells Guido Number 10 are “keeping us on a drip” of suspiciously enjoyable activities. While Dave plays good cop, party chairman Grant Shapps and bruising strategist Lynton Crosby have summoned all of the party to a meeting at Friday lunchtime, just incase they were not planning to come.”

A rare outbreak of unity today…


  1. 1
    Just sayin says:

    You is de man!

  2. 2
    Balls up says:

    It was great to see the usually smug smile wiped off Balls’ face when Cameron said Miliband’s questions are all written by Len McCluskey. Balls looked appalled and muttered “dreadful”. Ha ha! Taste of your own medicine, you loudmouth c-unt.

  3. 3
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Is Glenda Jackson a member of the Rolling Stones?

  4. 4
    Alphonsia Quazen Batoloo Excrushia Zumba Kelobole says:

    I only found out I was 9 months pregnant when I landed at Heathrow.

  5. 5
    Ed Wood says:

    She’d be perfect for a remake of “Glen or Glenda”.

  6. 6
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    I sat next to you on the plane and couldn’t believe how quickly your tummy expanded. If you need a witness contact me via this blog.

  7. 7
    Chuka ( you can call me Harrison ) Urmunneyaround says:

    I’ll have a Luciana Berger please.

  8. 8
    Andy Burnham says:

    Don’t worry, we have special trains laid on to take you to Mid-Auchwistaffs hospital, but first you will be required to take a shower.

  9. 9
    Luciana says:

    Will you want to dip your large gherkin in my relish?

  10. 10
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Cameron should give some of these jumped-up fools a grilling. Their infighting has been a massive distraction when they should have been highlighting Ed Moribund’s refusal to tackle welfare scroungers.

  11. 11
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:


  12. 12
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    You are soooooooooooooo trashy.

  13. 13
    Francoise Hollande says:

    Stop ze trade talks. We don’t want any American products coming into the socialist republic of France.
    French goods are best in the world. BEST IN THE WORLD!

  14. 14
    Owen Jokes says:

    WTF ??

    Justin Botty more like it.

  15. 15
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Even I got a mention on the Daily Politics today ;)

  16. 16
    Marxist Ed says:

    Rubbish,it’s longer than several months!

  17. 17
    Owen Jones says:

    He can put his meat in my buns anytime!

  18. 18
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Did you not notice what that Labour MP said about you Owen after your slaughtering at the hands of Simon?

    You champagne socialist creep.

    Go and get a proper job!

  19. 19
    Idon'tneednodoctor says:

    Just lately Yvette Cooper sits well away from Miliband and Balls. Wonder why?

  20. 20
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Would that make La Penny the “Lady CaCa,” or possibly the “Amy Wino”?

  21. 21
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    And wee Dougie :)

    Yvette should be at her husband’s side for goodness sake :D

  22. 22
    Nurse Gladys Botha says:

    The City of London pretty well runs the Tory party..

  23. 23
    Marxist Ed says:

  24. 24
    Owhine Jones. says:

  25. 25
    Another poke in the eye for our African brethren says:

    2Herbal stimulant khat to be banned”

  26. 26
    Abdul Sam says:

    بلادي لا حظر رجل شيت

  27. 27
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    More to the point – who is paying for all this jollificating?

  28. 28
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    … and learn English, and fork out 200 quid upfront.

  29. 29
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Oh dear, no more computer and no more flights to gay Paree than.

  30. 30
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    .. and La Hippo might make Fanlight Fanny!

  31. 31
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Nobody will employ him – just a minor detail…

  32. 32
    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Sardines, onion and gherkins (allegedly).

  33. 33

    Globalburgers and Globalcokes all round!

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