July 1st, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


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    Great British Public says:


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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    I can’t make up my mind who that is supposed to be.

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    I can’t understand why the Labour Party just doesn’t join the other two and form a triplicate coalition government because they have moved so far to the right in the last few years.
    Ney Bevan would turn in his grave.

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    Tory Party. Perv Party says:

    Yet another Tory Perv.

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    Ed Balls-boy says:

    Why is Andy Murray at the Houses Of Parliament?

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    Blind mans buff says:

    Labour 25?

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    LibLabCon..Gay Weddings and Socialism. says:

    You are of course kidding. Cameron and 75% of his MPs are now socialist gayers.

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    LMFAO says:

    Borris on Millitwat

    “Yes, folks, it looks as though the public are finally starting to rumble the human panda — a man who genuinely seemed to think he could become prime minister by sitting virtually motionless and chewing bamboo shoots while espousing the most Left-wing agenda Labour has seen since the death of John Smith.”

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    Lott says:

    The Westminster village is the new Sodom and Gomorrah.

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    The East End Shooting Club says:

    You just outlined the result of the 2015 GE that will see a ‘National Government’ formed. Its aim is simple, to rule in interests of the political elite by simply removing any power in the electoral process to influence the composition of the government. UKIP will have no impact in such a situation as they can be disregarded and the EU project kept on track (if you can call it that).
    See what kind of pay rise they give themselves in few days time. They will ignore any public outrage because they can. Cameron will make noises about ‘restraint’ but in reality he’s glad as it gives an opportunity for empty posturing on his part (which he really is good at).
    Till you start hanging them nothing will change.

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    a non says:

    No idea.
    Somebody who is not sure re a referendum?
    Or is it meant to be that bi- bloke who claims to be AC / DC ?

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    The East End Shooting Club says:

    Not a bad one from the Fat Turk. Any news on how big the creche is for his hareem is these days?

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    One of the BIGGEST problems we face today in the UK at this moment in time is the Dark Forces attack on the Freedom of Information Laws which are being eroded by the Information Commissioner HIMSELF.
    The ICO have recently introduced a new 37 Page Guideline Documents for Public Authorities on VEXATIOUS FOI requests. This guideline is at best, a criminal tool to assist the passage of fraud and at worst , a tool to pervert the Course of Justice.
    This NEW Guidance was made on the back of GIA/3037/2011 Alan M Dransfield v ICO & Devon County Council which was given a green light by the Upper Tribunal solely to protect rogue PA’s and ROGUE ICO officials handing down VEXATIOUS decisions on a whim.
    The analogy to the UK FOI Laws now stands as.

    Public Authorities are robbing the Bank
    The ICO is driving the getaway Car.
    The First Tier Tribunal are acting as lookouts.
    The Upper Tribunal are providing an alibi.
    The Upper Tribunal President is covering the Tracks.

    It is a sad day at the demise of the FOIA 2000.
    Transparency,accountability and security MUST be seen to be working and if it isn’t seen to be working, in probability it AINT working.

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    Gerry Mandering says:

    Some claim be well hung anyway.

    Vote UKIP

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    Owen Jones says:

    I shall be voting UKIP at the next election.

    I’m not stupid.

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    J Zuma says:

    Nelson Mandela has never looked better.

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    Madiba says:

    That’s as funny as double-pneumonia. And I should know!

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    Bluto says:

    If love is the criteria for marriage and it has now been upheld as the justification for gay marriage then there are no logical grounds to prevent a bi-sexual from marrying two people of the opposite gender providing he or she loves them both.

    Will that be the next campaign? And after that?

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    Anonymous says:

    I give up. Is it Gavin Esler?

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    Caroline Dineage says:

    Is there one Tory MP with any moral fiber left?

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    Percy Shelley says:

    Rick Astley? Now there was tin pot balladeer if I ever saw one.

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    A GP on £150,000 + private work says:

    Just as well, all today’s appointments at the my surgery are already are already booked! I need to be away at 2pm to pick up Tamsin and Jocasta from Glasto.

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    Dogwatch says:

    The logical step is for man to Marry his best friend.

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    Dillygaff says:

    Who is it? What’s the point? Does Guido pay for this? Why?

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    Anonymous says:

    Just another anonymous Tory who can’t make up his mind.

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    Hitched says:

    Looking on the bright side. If tthey are married then they are less likely to hang arround the common or playgrounds.

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    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

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    I should have been attending a 3rd Retrial at a FTT hearing tomorrow in London against the ICO and the Devon County Council but it has been cancelled because the FTT have charged me with Contempt of Court.
    Contempt of Court my Ass, they have been rumbled.
    My FTT hearing which started in May 2009 is related to my FOIA requests on 6 PFI schools in Exeter ,which I maintain are unsafe and unfit for purpose owing to Lightning Protection irregularities inter alia.
    All six schools which were commissioned in 2006 have just been ordered to provide drinking water because the water is unfit for human consumption??!!

    I note with a wry smile Cameron has just announced another 200 new schools to be built.No doubt they will be funded by the PFI schemes, which are surrounded in a veil of secrecy.
    I don’t know who is the biggest Liar, Gove or Cameron.
    My own MP Ben Bradshaw has refused categorically to meet me at his surgery??
    What does that say about him.

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    Owen Jokes says:

    Only one of the statements above can be true.

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    Back1woodsman says:

    Its a ginger, so thought it might be Deluded Danny, trying to wish the Kippers away. But from more informed commentators, looks like it might be a chap with a penchant for swinging both ways.

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    A swivel-eyed loon says:

    Wee Danny Alexander??????????

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    zoological says:

    A dog can be great but I much prefer pussies.

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    albacore says:

    Ain’t he the tallest of the M Ps
    Making the rest all look like pygmies?
    They gave him a standing ovation
    For his two-way swing declaration
    Mind you, it’s plain those happy hommies
    Every last one are confirmed commies

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    M102 says:

    Good. We know what happened to them in the end :)

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    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    I am accustomed to defending the indefensible…

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    Eborgleve says:

    Yes, But who is it, and as these cartoons are always so lousy why not just write their names on them?

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    broderick crawford says:


    wonder what M J C no not the magnificent jesus christ but mark j carney will be doing to earn his one million plus a year gross includin housing allowance as the new office rookie toaday ??
    perhaps he ll drop a few squillions my way …..

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    broderick crawford says:

    … but not te school gates !!

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    Ed Millipanda says:

    No idea, why do you ask?

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    Ed Millipanda says:

    Not like my lot, oh?

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I haven’t looked at any of these for months. I’d forgotten how hilarious they were for all the wrong reasons.

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    Ed Millipanda says:

    I demand an enqwirey

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    Ed Millikinnockio says:

    I say , alright !

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    Dr Killdare, Stafford NHS says:

    Have you considered a relaxing spa holiday and some time off?

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    Anonymous says:

    Does anyone know when L e e R i g b y ‘ s funeral is?

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    School Run says:

    Hmmm. Perhaps Dave didn’t think his homosexuals wedlock scheme fully through. So they now have a legal reason to hang around the boys’ entrance?

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    UKIP or bust says:

    LibLabCon in any form either combined or alone do not ‘rule’ that is the job of the EUSSR, the LibLabCon are there to carry out barosso’s orders, while enjoying the trappings of privilege, patronage and power. And stuffing their boots.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    What is your argument? I suggest you make no assumptions about a reader’s knowledge or interest in your subject and get to the point.quickly.

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    I'm free says:

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    Anonymous says:

    The next step will be to try and harmonise the age of consent throughout the EU which is worrying as some EU countries have an age of consent of 13.

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    sadbutmadlad says:

    Looks like Mark Webber to me.

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    Joker says:

    Did you hear about the muslim terrorist with poor eyesight who blew up the wine aisle at a supermarket?

    He thought he had to punish all zinfandels.

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    Choices Choices says:

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    Dr mumbaba Killdare, Bulawayo - Stafford NHS says:

    As a second opinion I can agree he has never looked better, he is receiving top class care and no one should worry

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    Billy Sicknote says:

    I thought you were on holiday. Any chance of a repeat prescripton?

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    Hattie Hatemen ( all women short lists) says:

    Hello ! Someone call?

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    The East End Shouting Club says:

    Oh, I’m just a usless lefty who hasn’t the wit of Boris, but tried to say something clever.

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    A late number of confused posters says:

    What rickety fuck are you on about?

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    William Si*****note says:

    Dear Moderator,

    A sick note is a recognised term – or was.

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    Joker says:

    I heard they’ve made a film about Denis Macshane.

    Man of Steal.

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    Berkeley Cow says:

    Said ed Milliband turning around in the hose of commons and looking at those behind him.

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    JH234902349023 says:

    There was a superb ‘How it works’ series in Viz which featured a newspaper, it had the cartoonist handing in a ‘Will this do?’ type effort so common to Rich & Mark.

    The caption was something like ‘The public figures he draws are instantly recognisable – because he has written their names on their chests’.

    Now that was a funny cartoon. Rich & Mark are embarrassingly unfunny, like the tedious twat who hands stuff in for the student union mag because he wants to be popular.

    FFS, draw their names on their chests.

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    Every Monday I wake up thinking that things could be worse. Then I come here and they are.

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    As the BBC says. The science is proven. says:

    !6 EU countries and most of the world has a lower age of consent than the UK.

    Scientifically, it is the UK that is in the wrong, forcing women to have children when they are biologically too old.

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    Woody Allen says:

    It doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night

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    William Si*****note says:

    Daniel Kawczynski must be an even more self-centred individual than is the norm for politicians. Why does he think we care WTF he is? He’s certainly a d*khead.

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    No idea who it is supposed to be, it’s lost on me.
    On another topic you think Cams has problem with, the gay lobby, it’s nothing to what Pope Francis has on his hands, in Italy this time, what on earth is going on link:-


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    i do n't nee d no doctor says:

    Guido starts the week with a “gutter press” blog. Let he who casts the first stone.

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    Mod mod what're you r says:

    Moddy bot going loopy this morning

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    donelopped says:

    His supporters will be happy a lot of pirellli’s are about to come on the market for nuppence.

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    Grope Lane (formerly Wyle Cop) says:

    Once upon a time, you would be described as “brave” and receive a standing ovation if you showed real courage or self-sacrifice for others and/or your country.

    Nowadays, self-serving politicians receive such an accolade simply for announcing they swing both ways.


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    Blue Rinser says:

    Quick Dave — revise the gay marriage proposals so that “husbands” and “wives” can swap roles whenever they feel the urge — and fully cater for these freaks as well as all your ordinary k weer mates

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    giles says:

    Rich fails again to make his Mark.

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    Absolute shite says:

    Robert Patterson?

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    Everybody knows Edward Snowden is in Russia you tit !

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    400+ U.K.Soldiers killed in Afghanistan says:

    We’re really glad to be regarded as “brave” just like this politician perv

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    Dave says:

    My all Kweer short list is bearing fruit.

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    Anonymous says:

    I remember that – and the very obvious reference to the story the Sun ran on Jeremy Brett when Kelvin was in charge. You couldn’t tell me what issue it was from?

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    Shut up and go away says:

    Haven’t you got somewhere else to “Pride” yourself today?

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    mundo says:

    Obviously their named festivities needs a ring about them.

    Anulus-anulus parties?

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    albacore says:

    Sorry, that’s privileged information
    Besides which, in this benighted nation
    The great and good and littler parasites
    Await a sacred terrorist’s last rites

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    M P’s to vote themselves a £7,500 pay rise this week while the rest of us see our pay dwindling away
    Time for the Revolution me thinks

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    Good morning. I am posting today from within the EU. Yesterday I wasn’t inside the EU. I have not moved.

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    nellnewman says:

    Well I have no idea who that is. Is it an MP who can’t make his mind up about whether or not he wants that £10000 rise that IPSA is contemplating giving to MP’s?

    £10000 for MP’s and 1% for everybody else. That’s about what we expect from our ‘fine upstanding public servants’ isn’t it?

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    Smear Watch says:

    It’s just another case of the k*osher msm doing down their rivals on their “other front”.

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    Who is she? Hazel Blears?

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    Dave the Eaten Faggot says:

    K weer immigrants like him/her are ideal Conservtaive Party members for my new multicultural progressive all-inclusive politically correct paradise

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    Anonymous says:

    Alan sounds like a barrel of laughs.

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    nellnewman says:

    On thinking about that £10000 probably is 1% of an MP’s total annual income when you take into account all the dodgy expenses and perks that they claim on top of their salary every year.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Make sure the Thames Barrier is open to allow the rotting corpses of all the M.P.s to float through after the piano wire has dealt with the all the fuckers

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    The Tories are Sick and rotting from the head. says:

    It is about an MP whom the LGBT Tories say has shown great bravery by dumping his wife and taking up with a man.

    You could not make this sick shit up if you tried. They’ll be handing out medals next.

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    Casual Observer says:

    He is a Polish immigrant k weer– a real Camercnut success story.

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    Cameron couldn’t run a fucking bath !
    total useless wanker who the sooner he’s gone the better
    what sort of thicko goes on a photo opp to Afghanistan and sits with troops who after all their hard work , then get to see their colleagues , not only killed but then thrown on the scrapheap for their troubles
    I assume live ammunition was withdrawn again as most of them probably wanted to shoot him ?

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    Barroso accepts the latest satellite state into the EUSSR says:

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    Homophobes who protest too much says:

    And staunch Thatcherite.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    You should move to Turkey, Mr. Cat. The EU will have withered on the wine before that country is admitted.

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    Hear hear!

    BTW What was Wyle Cop formerly?

    And is Grope Lane inspired by the London street named in The Oxford English Dictionary as Gropeсunt Lane?

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    Lord Stansted says:

    vine even!

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    There are not many of the religion of peace here so it is relatively easy to keep one’s head attached to one’s body.

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    A Sardine says:

    Reading above:

    FOI request on dodgy PFI schools now being classed vexatious after 4 years ignoring / non compliance by Devon council. Attempt now to shut up applicant via abuse of Contempt legislation : Old trick (vexatious / false prosecution by state)

    MP Bradshaw complicit by even refusing to see member of constituency denying that member representation.

    Cross party nature shows apparent collusion: Gove’s heralded PFI school scheme could create environment where on site water not fit for human consumption.

    Point: FOI / perversion abuse of justice and denial fair representation to constituent by sitting MP

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    Lord Stansted says:

    The DFC? – The Distinguished F**king C**k

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    Lord Stansted says:

    MM – Mast******** Minge

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    You mean they are not Croation anymore? says:

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    A Sardine says:

    Indeed : that is not Owen Jones

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    Hi Infuriated!

    Good to see you again. Has your Twitter kept you away all this time or have you metaphorically donned a false beard and a funny hat when posting here?

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Glad you cleared that up.

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    The East End Shooting Club says:

    You carry on letting the Eton Boys rule you sunshine they love having their hands in your pocket. As for being a ‘lefty’ that really is funny, take a look at who rules you they love labels like ‘left’ and ‘right’ but they stay the same.

    And the reason I ask about the Fat Turk is that like the rest of the them he’s not to be trusted.

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    Probably what happened, JH234902349023, was that he went to a school where they praised everything that Rich did, regardless of quality, so as to encourage him.

    BTW Is it OK with you if I call you JH for short?

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    Blind Pugh says:

    Or just a quick Wank?

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    The NSA story has not gone away despite the discredited Observer.

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    A Sardine says:

    UK doesn’t force women to have children too late : that is femenism which does that.

    Age consent UK just fine : the other countries in the world, particularly the lesser Euro ones, are not examples worth following.

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    Fritz Hopecknik says:

    Indeed , he looks better every day!

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    JH234902349023 says:

    No idea – I think I had it in one of the annuals.

    There was a superb football one too, as well as one lampooning the typical BBC TV studio.

    “The girl in the hoopy tights carrying a clipboard is very important because without her, there would not be a girl in hoopy tights carrying a clipboard”.

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    JH234902349023 says:

    If I can call you SC (wink).

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    Shrewsbury Man/Woman says:

    In relation to the cartoon.. It is now a case of Lock up your daughters AND your sons. Still he is only attempting to appeal to all sexes.

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    The East End Shooting Club says:

    This might help him he sounds worse than me!


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    A Lefty Twat says:

    That could confuse the various JH’s out there, and would be discriminatory.

    Irony ? I am espousing equality !

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    So David Cameron now says he wants to be Harry Potter.

    I wish I was making this up but I am not.

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    Delighted. Most seem to do so without even asking.

    I am reminded of Leslie Crowther being asked by Phil Lynott if he could have the former’s daughter’s hand in marriage. Crowther respondedI don’t see why not, you have had every other part!

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    Point of Information says:

    With more precision: A filthy Polak Kike.

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    Perhaps if we all call ourselves ALT, that will solve the problem?

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    Keep calm, vote UKIP says:

    So I guess that will bring the cost of an underage prostitute down a bit further. Nice one Barroso.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    The BBC are now putting it about that the new Governor of the Bank of England looks like George Clooney.

    And to think we pay roughly three pounds a week for this nonsense.

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    Grope Lane (formerly Wyle Cop) says:

    Morning, Cat!

    Indeed – although I prefer the Chaucerian spelling “Gropecvnthe” as it sounds more… Chaucerian. Yes, it was indeed used for groping activities in years gone by, hence my choice.

    It is a pretty little alleyway barely (…) a couple of hundred yards from Wyle Cop; both are in the county town served by the newly-outed ‘double-dipping’ MP in question.

    As for the moniker, well, I was formerly a certain Crescent in NW1 but I could be anywhere…

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    Fritz Hopecknik says:

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    Loopy Lou says:

    The only person around here who is loopy is me.

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    A Sardine says:

    Bait and switch / destroying credibility of the Observer / Guardian will not make that story go away as it is true and deeply troubling.

    It will be kept alive by EU as well: They have several agencies which they wish to replace MI-5/6 (and certain other national bodies) with.

    Always look for the Triple-X

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    Hilda Berger says:

    Well that Chuka chappie does have an exceptonally large Clock!

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh the MP they said was ‘brave’ for coming out!

    An irony that we should be discussing such things on the 1st July – which in 1916 was the first day of the Battle of the Somme when we lost 60000 men. Now that was true bravery! MP’s should be forced to study history and learn from it and stop navel gazing!

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    Nasty says:

    Why do anti-semitism and the right wing go hand in hand? But then, the nazis were right wing, so makes sense.

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    Back1woodsman says:

    Cat, try rural BG – like rural GB used to be, very low em coefficient.

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    JH234902349023 says:

    The BBC home page is soaring to new lows of banality. The made-up pop-psychology filler articles are just risible.

    The most expensive web site in the world. Hurrah.

    Glad I don’t pay for it.

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    Chuks jumps in with both feet says:

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    A Lefty Twat says:

    That would work.

    But then we would need to include all the deviant labels, ethnic labels, labels invented through new medical procedures, and some made up to fit purposes which seemed important a few years back.

    It would probably be better if us Lefty Twats went outside and quietly shoot ourselves.

    Irony: We were espousing equality ! And cannot afford silencers.

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    UK public services improved with Labour’s billions reads the headline in the FT.

    it continues: The billions Labour spent on public services secured improvements in all the areas targeted, according to research which counters the idea that the largesse achieved little while wrecking the public finances.

    The pinky has gone into stratospheric, or even stratocumulus, bollocks mode today which makes Polly Toynbee’s coprophilial outpourings appear quite sane and balanced by comparison.

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    Point of Information says:

    Polak’s are not semites.

    NSDAP were socialist.

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    Senior Senior says:

    Brian Arthur Roland Binley born 1 April 1942.

    How old is his Gran?

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    Say no to career politicians says:

    More on the Kim Howells story with refrence to the Falkirk By election http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23118994

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    P Simon Esq says:

    You can call me Al if you want to – although that is not my name.

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    The East End Shouting Club says:

    Ah but what he said was funny, and on the mark. What you said was dull, artless and had no point.

    And it really doesn’t matter what school people went to, that’s lefty/bbc think, what matters is what they do.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Unfortunately, most of today’s MPs are thick – that and their egos is why they went into politics

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    misself himself says:

    and is she on benefits?

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    A Sardine says:

    Yes – July 1st : Official start of the silly season ? Or is the MSM propaganda machine doing a massive about face ?

    Or perhaps have the reporters over there been aggressively on the Kool Aid ?

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    Matilda says:

    If you do not understand, then you should not be visiting grown ups’ blog sites.

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    Uncle Joe says:

    I think you’ll find that title belongs to me and unlike the scum of your elite I am a man of my word. Time for someone to be shot.

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    misself himself says:

    its been very poor for many years

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    BBC News Editor says:

    We are doing our bit – arn’t we brave.

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    public rights of way says:

    he can do what he likes providing he doesn’t frighten the horses.

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    BBC News Editor says:

    Our festival coverage is great!

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    A Sardine says:

    Hard to say if shorting GBP is going to be the smart move.

    If people understand the truth behind what appears to be a healthy Canadian economy, then they should start looking for the exit.

    Russia is looking to be a better option as each day passes now.

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    Ah! Mornington to you.

    The town of Rowley’s House is delightful and I have been and stayed there many times. The double dipping aspect to which you refer could stand as a metaphor for Dave’s policy approach.

    But on the matter of street names, I often think the old ones had rather more… feeling in them, you might agree.

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    Whats going on. says:

    Blair was to the right of Heath.

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    Roy le wocha says:

    En passant, anybody seen the duck d’edimburg lately? Gone v quiet in the Paddington area lately.

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    Danny Allexander II. says:

    But I can’t be Tory as I support the bedroom tax – silly me I meant the mansion tax. Getting as bad as that old dog Vince.

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    A Sardine says:

    Didn’t they cleanse the Muzzie mob out back in the 90s down there ? ;-)

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    I’ve only just got my library set up!

    Give me a chance to read something. I like BG and RO but cannot imagine living in either.

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    Sid The Y!d says:

    Exactly, if this “cartoon” was drawn by the one of the local cheesy smelling big smiled “special” kids from your local care home you would tear it up and burn it in front of the dribbling mong fuck. Who is this Rich twat and why does he keep getting his shite etchings posted on this blog?

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    to get back to the september clues, the most compelling evidence for me is the “nose out” footage. there is a clear attempt to stick a mask over the left side of the building but is in unsuccessful and clips the nose of the plane. Why they didn’t remove it behind the building I do not know.

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    Big Bad Boris says:

    Anyone taken a chum up the Arcelor recently?

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I thought that labour MP’s drawings of aliens were much better, maybe he would like the job

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    Did no one tell thicko Camermong that Kazakhstan has an appalling human rights record , and they have not had democratic elections for over 20 years ?
    or is he just trying to rent an airfield to evacuate our troops from that shithole next door ?

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    East India Company Wallah says:

    He is either in front of Guido or behind!!

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    UK manufacturing posts fastest growth in over two years in June – PMI

    We have made something!

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    Loosethink. says:

    freek cuts.
    leaves a mark.

  168. 168
    Gay Fawkes says:

    Wasn’t that why strap-on dildos were invented?

  169. 169
    Nasty says:

    So “Kike” is a term of endearment is it?

  170. 170
    Big Bad Boris says:

    He’s the man who put the gut into gutter.

  171. 171
    Loosethink. says:

    to stifle, wear a belt.
    but the sardine is tight.
    for more space dry up and contract.
    Have a contract with yourself in order to dry up.
    who wants to wear soggy clothes….not very english, is it.

  172. 172
    Loosethink. says:

    the man from uncle is thick.
    uncles are thick and aunty needs to be done.
    The decorator says “refrain”.
    why extend out when pull back is an option.

  173. 173
    Loosethink. says:

    tripple lock.
    the inner, the outer, and the house.
    all should be prim and proper.

  174. 174
    We're all in this together says:

    Austerity’s just for you ghastly little oiks.

  175. 175
    Gordon's Brown says:

    I’m tri-sexual you know.

  176. 176
    Simon Serious says:

    Obviously Daniel Kawczynski MP. Seriously, the lack of political wonk knowledge by the people who post on this blog astounds me.

  177. 177
    Xanxibat says:

    Daniel Kawczynski might not take kindly to that.

  178. 178
    Clarky Cat says:

    No idea, but it’s obvious why Daniel Kawczynski is.

  179. 179
    From Another Time says:

    Clearly Daniel Kawczynski

  180. 180
    My Perfect Cousin says:

    Daniel Kawczynski. It’s hardly rocket science.

  181. 181
    Clearly says:

    Daniel Kawczynski

  182. 182
    Clearly says:

    Tall Daniel Kawczynski

  183. 183
    Old Hogarth says:

    It’s the spitting image of Daniel Kawczynski. Seriously, it’s a good cartoon. Just ‘cos you don’t know your prominent MPs…

  184. 184
    Yawn says:

    Wow. Mocking someone for being bisexual. Bit pathetic really. Thought society had moved on a bit…

  185. 185
  186. 186
    Village Idiot says:

    …Of Polish birth,6ft 8.5in,male,bi….

  187. 187
    Hilda Berger says:

    And Here!

  188. 188
    Former tory says:

    …..Whoopee fukin doo!!!!!!!

  189. 189
    Village Idiot says:


  190. 190
    Identi-Dump says:

    My cat parked something like that in the litter tray this morning. The resemblance is amazing.

  191. 191

    Thank you Mr Sardine for explaining it SO well.
    We should be V worried about the FOIA 2000

  192. 192
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    Ox and moron fully present there…

  193. 193
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    I can cure this flip flop’s illness with a 7.62mm round from my FN rifle…

  194. 194
    Pavlovs Dog says:

    Society has indeed moved on. This is a zoo.

  195. 195

    Yes indeeeddy Mr Anonymous and I am V worried about the current attack on OUR FOIA 2000 and if you would like to learn more please see the Upper Tribunal decision GIA/3037/2011.
    The latest ICO guidelines on Vexatious request is also a barrel of laughs.
    Before my Upper Tribunal Case there were 5 Criteria Points for vexatious decisions and a 4 page guidance document from the ICO,which has now been changed to 13 criteria points and 37 page of ICO Guidance.

    The ICO are bunch of SCOUNDRELS,whom, are purporting to be the FOIA watchdogs.
    The same scoundrels at the ICO were responsible for the the RAID on the Construction Blacklisting Boss but didn’t search his house.
    Thank goodness the Scottish Select Committee are taking the BLACKLISTING SCAM seriously.
    Don’t forget either that the PFI/PPP government contracts are currently running at a loss of £350 Billion and NOT included in the National Debt.
    I will keep you posted

  196. 196
    Grindr profile says:


  197. 197
    Lord Greystoke says:

    its Robert Pattinson (Twilight sagas) – so my daughter informs me.

  198. 198
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    That sounds like Big Dave

  199. 199
    I, Hislop says:

    So after all the snipes that Private Eye have news up to 14 days old, Gheedough’s blog posts a cartoon joke pinched off last month’s twitter

  200. 200
    Winston Smith says:

    The typing pool must have been really pissed off to have been marched out to act as crowd scene in their lunch hour

  201. 201
    i do n't nee d no doctor says:

    You didn’t say that the other night sweetie.

  202. 202
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    You mean

  203. 203
    Gordon says:

    So will I.

  204. 204
    Jogger says:

    How is it that only now that gay’s can marry married couples, after years of fighting, are to get tax breaks.

    Just how many gay’s are there in Parliament Anyone done the figures??

  205. 205
    Voice of reason says:

    So now we know it’s meant to be Shrewsbury MP Daniel Kawczynski who’s just come out as bisexual.

    I honestly thought homophobic (or, in this case, borderline bi-phobic) commentary was beneath even this blog.

  206. 206

    Georgy Boy Osbourne has announced they are going to build 200 New Schools,Hospitals etc nationwide and no doubt they will be PFI/PPP funded and surrounded in a veil of secrecy like the 6 PFI Schools in Exeter, which doesn’t event provide basic drinking water.
    The PFI/PPP is currently running around £350 billion debt,which is NOT included in the National Debt??
    If transparency,accountability and security is NOT seen to be working at the ICO and HM FOI Courts,in all probability ,it ain’t working.
    No wonder the Government have high-jacked the FOIA 2000 with the latest ICO 37 page guidelines.
    They are protecting their ability to hand down VEXATIOUS decisions on a whim

  207. 207
    Joe Public says:

    The k weers are over represented in the HoC.

  208. 208

    Suggest you read the new 37 page Guideleines from the ICO ref Vexatious Requests which is made up on the back of my GIA/30337/2011 Alan M Dransfield V ICO & Devon County Council (DCC) (appellants)which incidently was made by a corrupt Judge who allowed the appellant to use 13 Ghost FOIA requests from me which they admitted they destroyed during the 4 year trial.
    I was due to attend another FTT hearing in London TODAY, which has also been running for 4 years ref the 6 PFI schools in Exeter, which I maintain and can prove are unfit for purpose.
    Todays hearing was the 4th FTT retrial on this case and it was cancelled only one month ago because the FTT Judge charged me with Contempt of Court.
    Contempt of Court my ASS.It is the DCC/ICO/FTT/UT whom are in contempt of Court.
    The ICO have thrown the kitchen sink at my GIA/3037/2011 case because they knew if I had won that case, VEXATIOUS DECISIONS would be as rare as Rocking Horse Shit.
    The ICO&DCC were relying on the GIA/3037/2011 decision for todays hearing on the 6 PFI schools but they realised that the GIA/3037/2011 was a ROGUE decision made by a Rogue Judge Wikeley of the Upper Tribunal hence the Contempt of Court bullshit charges were handed down by FTT Judge Cullendar Smith. Needless to say his decision is full of HOLES.

  209. 209

    The MP for Exeter Ben Bradshaw has chosen to ignore my correspondence on Public Safety Issues down here in Exeter on the 6 PFI Schools and the Rugby Ground inter alia. Even the brand New John Lewis Store is unfit for purpose owing to the Lightning Protection Failures and ALL the Oversight Authorities in Exeter have turned a blind eye. I have now reported his inactions and failures to the Speaker of the House??!!.
    When I reported these H&S issues to the HSE they put me on a lifetime email ban. When I reported these economical crimes to the Old Bill, they also put me on a lifetime email ban as did the Devon County Council and Exeter City Council.
    It is suffice to say that transparency,accountability and security is NOT seen to be working down here in the South West.
    We have 6 PFI schools which have had contaminated drinking water since they were commissioned in 2006, one of the schools has been subject to a 12month Police Inquiry into fraud which the Old Bill now claim will NOT be subject to any prosecutions?!.
    We have Public Building by the score that have NOT been provisioned with any Lightning Risk Assessment including the RDE Hospital Buildings and hundreds of Buildings/Structures which were built with the Lafarge Contaminated Cement(millions of tones) between 2002 and 2008 of which the Local Public Authorities were NOT aware about until I told them in 2005 and NOW they are sleeping in the same bed as the ICO, who have covered themselves in glory with the Blacklisting Scandal in the UK Construction Industry.
    Thank God the Scottish Select Committee are taking the Blacklisting Seriously.

    I don’t believe any of my FOIA requests have been vexatious, on the contrary, they have been benign and straightforward and easily passed the Public Interest Test owing to the Fraud and Theft of public funds angle and the public safety issues.

    My very latest FOIA request which is due to appear before the FTT is my request to the Olympic Delivery Association,now taken over by the London Legacy .
    My FOIA request for a copy of the Lightning Risk Assessment for the Olympic Stadiums were refused NOT for section 14(1) vexatious but on National Security Grounds .
    Just how a copy of the Lightning Risk Assessment would assist any Terror Attack on the Olympic Stadiums is beyond me??!!. Not unless of Course Alquida has developed a Lightning Simulation Machine which they could fire from a block of flats??!!

    There is a common denominator here and all this, it is the Balfour Beatty Group, whom, have been involved in a LOT of sub/standard building and design.??!!
    Vexatious my ASS.

    OUR FOIA ACT is being wilfully circumvented by ROGUE Public Authorities and the BIGGEST ROGUES are the ICO/FTT and Upper Tribunal.
    Who the hell is Policing the Policeman at the ICO.
    If the GIA/3037/2011 is allowed to remain in HM Statute Book it will be the death of OUR FOI and we can expect MORE whimsical vexatious decisions which are designed to assist the passage of fraud and cover up serious economical crimes.

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