July 1st, 2013

Mandela On Deathbed, Peter Hain: Buy My Book!

Nelson Mandela’s family has criticised the tasteless “vultures” circling as he clings on to life in his Pretoria hospital bed. You would never find a Labour MP looking to make a quick buck from the sad situation, would you?

Peter Hain cashing in?  Whatever next…


  1. 1
    Casual Observer says:

    A classic LabLibConner shit.

  2. 2
    Peter Hain's twat says:

    Thanks to Peter Hain and similar idots, we have Robert Mugabe raping Rhodesia and a South African president who thinks you can fight AIDS by having a shower and for whom fathering 20 plus children is OK.

  3. 3
    Peter Vain says:

    He was born.
    He was arrested
    He served a long time in the nick.
    He was released after a pop tune shamed the world or Ghandi said summit’ or the oranges got eaten or something else maybe happened.
    He became leader of South Africa
    He died

    Can’t get more concise than that.
    £8.99 please.

  4. 4
    Slobadectomy says:

    And MPs want a 15% pay rise as well as ghosting drivel like this? Read Mandela’s own auto biography. I never expected to complete reading it but was fascinated. Jain should be earning his money as an MP, not moonlighting.

  5. 5
    A Joke says:

    you not Nissan Main Dealer?

  6. 6
    Medical expert says:

    Is that like you can’t get aids when you are drunk?

  7. 7
    Mandela's not the only one says:

  8. 8
    Those that worship money are satanists says:

    Ultimate proof that the political class are only in it for themselves.

  9. 9
    Maurice Minor says:

    The future’s shite! The future’s Orange!!!

  10. 10
    Bazinga! says:

    Peter Hain = Cuunt

  11. 11
    Pdubya says:

    The 24/7 coverage given over to a 94 year old’s illness is what I can only describe as “deathwatch” which is proof, if any more was needed, as to how totally out of touch the MSM are.
    He’s 94 FFS let him recover or die in peace.

  12. 12
    Perse O'Nally says:

    What a grasping, greedy, oleaginous piece of shit!

  13. 13
    Jen The Blue says:

    Hain, a truly revolting specimen. As hypocritical as they come. Could give a Huhne and a Hodge a run for their money.

  14. 14
    A week later is Chuka still in mourning? says:

  15. 15
    Harry Hardup says:

    Hain : “the dead line was met”. Literally.

    The race to finish the e-book version before Mandela pegged it was met!

    *Only* slightly less worse than publishing immediately after Mandela’s death.

  16. 16
    Gideon says:

    have to agree with this really..

    mourn him when he is dead, but leave the bloke in peace until then.

    i am sure some on the right will want to celebrate his death in the way some on the left wanted to celebrate thatchers death, but they are nutters anyway.

  17. 17
    D'jango says:

    He’s been a scrubber from day one…. Oh and he’s also orange!

  18. 18

    Nelson has been unable to cut his lawn of late. Wonder if Peter could help. He has done a bit of that before.

  19. 19
    A swivel-eyed loon says:

    The extreme time on the sunbed has totally fried his brains

  20. 20
    Lord Stansted says:

    +1. WTF reads msm anyway?

  21. 21
    One eyed Gordon says:

  22. 22
    askerratt says:

    Not as bad as the hypocrite Cameron

    Sent from Samsung Mobile

  23. 23
    Moussa Koussa Mark 13 says:

    errrrrrr Unlike all the Thatch lovers….who by lovin her helped keep Mandela locked up.

    Witch quote from 80’s regarding ANC – “a typical terrorist organisation”.

  24. 24
    The ghost of Bernard Manning says:

    My doctor told me I have Aids and Alzheimer’s disease.

    Well at least I don’t have Aids then.

  25. 25
    a non says:

    Nothing against Mandela. I am sure he was a really nice terrorist in his day but surely he deserves the Ariel Sharon approach;- over 7 years since his stroke.
    Kept on life support in a vegitative state Nelson could be a source of many more years of gnashing of teeth, wringing of hands and a pivotal mainstay for the publishing world.

    Hain? Just a cnut.

  26. 26
    Moussa Koussa Mark 13 says:

    In 1990, when Mandela declined to meet Thatcher on a trip to London, Conservative MP Terry Dicks asked: “How much longer will the Prime Minister allow herself to be kicked in the face by this black terrorist

  27. 27
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Haven’t you got some other crooked wheeze, like a homeopathic medicine foundation fronted by HRH Charley Prince of Fails, to be running, Peter old seed?

    Do you really need to be seen circling the carcase of some old fart, who had a good innings but is about to be bowled out?

  28. 28
    A teenager says:

    I saw them last night at Glastonbury, they were fantastic!…and it was a night I’ll be telling my grand-parents about over and over again.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    I still never received my free Nelson Mandela

  30. 30
    Col Nut says:

    Is there a chapter on Mandela’s terrorist activities in Hain’s book?

  31. 31
    Purple Reign says:

    Good for him.

  32. 32
    An oleaginous piece of shit says:

    Do you mind! We have standards to which we aspire.

  33. 33
    Henry Crun says:

    So is Peter Hain

  34. 34
    The ability to descriminate is not racism, it's the primary measurement of intelligence says:

    “Witch quote from 80′s regarding ANC – “a typical terrorist organisation”.”

    They still are when considering one of their ranks promotes songs such as “Kill the Boer” and “Hand Me My Machine Gun”.

  35. 35
    Henry Crun says:

    Except that Maggie wasn’t PM in 1990

  36. 36
    Bob Fleming says:

    I doubt it, but fortunately he was caught and banged up before he could do too much terrorising

  37. 37
    Henry Crun says:

    Any references to Mandela United FC and the murder of Stompie Moeketsi in Hain’s book?

  38. 38
    Bob Fleming says:

    Or the love of Mandela’s life, the fragrant Winnie

  39. 39
    Jimmy says:

    You are all unfit to speak his name.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Except she was.

  41. 41
    Joe Public says:

    Give the fucker a tyre and petrol necklace if he ever sets foot in South Africa again.

  42. 42
    Right Full Rudder says:

    It’s lefty blasphemy!

  43. 43
    Ian Brady says:

    I’ve been in jail longer than Mandela, and killed less people. Where are my tributes?

  44. 44
    Your Grandparents says:

    We’ve moved.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    He’s only doing the same as all the other mp’s.

  46. 46
    i do n't nee d no doctor says:

    I wonder how many times Hain has been back to the welsh mine where the disaster was?
    I’m surprised Hain isn’t out in South Africa standing outside Mandela’s hospital, and in front of the cameras.
    Orange up.

  47. 47
    Moussa Koussa Mark 13 says:

    errrrrr didnt say she was !!!!!! But he did decline to meet her on UK visit

  48. 48
    Spooodger says:

    Wonder if he paid tribute to Winnie by giving that fake posh bird a necklacing

  49. 49
    Sean Lelly says:

    Hain released me and I murdered 9 Protestants on the Shankill Road

  50. 50
    lojolondon says:

    He went to jail for murder. He and his organisation killed British people as well as African people. He was lucky not to get the death penalty. Any time you want to (mis)quote Thatcher, just remember that she was always right.

  51. 51
    lojolondon says:

    Wrong again, Mark – check the facts please. I am quoting the most left-wing biased reference I can find on the subject so you don’t doubt the truth of this article.


  52. 52
    F.W De Klerk says:

    He could have walked free any time he liked if he was willing to renounce violence.

  53. 53
    La Belle Francoise says:

    Is he really revered – or more perhaps reviled? Depends who you speak to I suppose.

  54. 54
    La Belle Francoise says:

    Jesus H.

    Pass the f***** sick bag, Alice.

  55. 55
    PC Dixon says:

    Its Peter Hain – what did you expect??

  56. 56
    PC Dixon says:

    Its Peter Hain – what did you expect??

  57. 57
    Rich Pensioner PHain says:

    Yo Guido,
    Let you have 50,000 copies of my best seller at a special CASH price of a £100 quid a copy.

    No VAT or any other silly tax or leadership expenses nonsense .

    Meet me outside The Nags Head after closing tonight and bring £ 6million and trust me you are done.

  58. 58

    This is peter hain’s 17th book no wonder he is never in parliament,

  59. 59
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Peter Hain, ever the oppurtunist, may now just have achieved a new personal low. Well done!

  60. 60
    Morgan's Organ says:

    Sorry ‘opportunist’ my own personal low in spelling!

  61. 61
    Henry Crun says:

    Any mention of Mandela’s first overseas visits: Libya and Cuba, in Hain’s book?

  62. 62
    S.B.S. says:

    Hain = Terrorist supporter, since 1994 80,000 white people have been killed by blacks in South Africa.

  63. 63
    ImpeachBlair says:

    Peter Hain – soon to be speaking at Marxism 2013, organised by the SWP. http://marxismfestival.org.uk/speakers.htm

  64. 64
    Tom Catesby says:

    Stompie? That’ll be in Winnie’s biography won’t it?

  65. 65
    Gaston says:

    Paying the cover price of Hain’s scribbles would be a voluntary tax on stupidity.

  66. 66
    Sir Mary Flappes says:

    Lower than a Dachshund’s Dick. What a dirty squirtrag.

  67. 67
    Ministry of Magick says:

    Free! Free! Free!___________________Free!_______________Free!

    Nelson Mandela!

    [AKA Special Offer]

  68. 68
    Someone with a long memory says:

    Why doesn’t he write a book about his “inappropriate relationship” with John Harris when he was at Pretoria Boy’s High and Harris was his “special teacher”. Harris went on to kill an old lady with a bomb at Jhb railway station. He was Hain’s hero.

  69. 69
    Jack Ketch says:

    It only comes with 4 gallons, a set of tyres and a box of matches.

  70. 70
    Tonto says:

    pale face speak with forked tongue

  71. 71
    Anonymous says:

    If shithead Hain thinks that his transformed South Africa is so fucking wonderful why isn’t he living there?

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Trust Upchuck Ummagumma to jump on this particular fucking bandwagon!

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