A new strapline for Guido in the Sun. Read about how Boris bellowed at Guido about last week’s “bald spot” story. Ladies, Guido reports what it is like to run your fingers though his hair.

Elsewhere in today’s column:

• When Theresa May enforced the peace between Lawson and Saatchi
• Genetically Modified Clegg
• Hodge wastes taxpayers’ money trying to save taxpayers’ money
• Buzzwords, burgers and a barbecue for Tory MPs
• All your latest reshuffle rumours

Politics for the many, not the few, just 60p…