June 30th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun Today

A new strapline for Guido in the Sun. Read about how Boris bellowed at Guido about last week’s “bald spot” story. Ladies, Guido reports what it is like to run your fingers though his hair.

Elsewhere in today’s column:

  • When Theresa May enforced the peace between Lawson and Saatchi
  • Genetically Modified Clegg
  • Hodge wastes taxpayers’ money trying to save taxpayers’ money
  • Buzzwords, burgers and a barbecue for Tory MPs
  • All your latest reshuffle rumours

Politics for the many, not the few, just 60p…


46 Comments

  1. 1
    Latterday Robin Hood says:

    Nothing about a black terrorist dying and 6 weeks of mourning yet then?

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    • 5
      Living in 97.2% white Merseyside says:

      No, they’re still concentrating on St Stephen.

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    • 7
      Obama is going to milk Mandela and the lib left press need a story says:

      He hasn’t gone yet.

      Car tires and Lawrence style crocodile tears are being prepared.

      Obama goes to see South Africa gitmo, hangs with the murderous Winnie and desperately tries to look good despite domestic spying, Benghazi, collapsing economy and an American public still getting their heads around how he used IRS to nobble opposition and conned all into a higher cost poorer quality health care model which still discriminates and forces all to fund abortion.

      He will not visit Mandela in hospital to avoid accusation that he killed him.

      Impeach Obama and switch off the BBC et al

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      • 28
        Lord Stansted says:

        I can’t impeach Obama – not being a US citizen is a bummer here – but I have switched off the BBC permanently. From what I read in the Press, the BBC will soon report the death of some international states-person called Jagger.

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        • 35
          Gordon Brown's expense sheet, still looking for Tony's in the shredder bin says:

          Fund abortion? Ffs – surely being a cath a Holic makes you acutely aware of the irony of that joke, on a blog title “Guid 0 Forks”?

          Twat.

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    • 12
      Loosethink. says:

      bite that back.
      MP, s feed.
      fatties…..
      So clearly they are me.
      they are level 3 power.
      .
      .the 3 middle fingers of the left and right when gripping each other have real strength.
      .so for real strength grip 3.
      .by the throat?

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  2. 2
    Grooming is seducing : cut the b/s says:

    Except in the case of enrichers where it is outright pimping.

    And Savile where it was straightforward criminal manipulation with the collusion of the BBC

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    • 8
      Living in 97.2% white Merseyside says:

      I wonder who is the next high profile celebrity to be implicated?

      Will it ever end?

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    • 13
      Loosethink. says:

      i.s.law is here babies.
      so babies seduce.
      so stop breeding.

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      • 36
        Gordon Brown's expense sheet, still looking for Tony's in the shredder bin says:

        …Cos I have.
        Stopped.
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        .
        Thinking……………?

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  3. 3
    S-E Loon says:

    Whom, sshhurely…

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    • 19
      Headmistress (still on strike) says:

      Precisely, but not many will notice.

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    • 31
      Tone, a pretty straight-up kinda guy, says:

      I asked Gheedough’s gaffer about this when he came home early and caught me hanging out the back of his missus.

      He explained it was a simple typo and should have read “The political backbiter hoon every MP fears.”

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  4. 4
    Scottish Chav says:

    “I groomed my teacher, now I want his babies”

    Is this gove trying to make state comprehensives more attractive to the better (male) teachers?

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    • 14
      Loosethink. says:

      in the world of apple is sin and the outer is oh so soft:micro.
      .
      .
      just imagine…how long ago the narratives were crafted.
      we have been babies.
      choice is stay by holding onto the tail of another.
      or not stay.

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      • 37
        Loosethick. says:

        In a world.
        Where posting shit.
        Is Apple to Bill Gates.
        Where it’s Job for the boys.
        And cancer takes it too soon.
        Just Imagine.
        How MUCH SHIT.
        Some Tw4t with too much time on his hands and no.
        Valid opinions.
        Can waste…………. or not?

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  5. 6
    Living in 97.2% white Merseyside says:

    Up our way more people read the Indie on Sunday than read the Sun!

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  6. 9
    Cicero says:

    Think the strapline would be better without the ‘who’ (or ‘whom’, suggested above).

    Would read better as: ‘The political backbiter every MP fears’.

    Shorter, clearer and punchier.

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  7. 10
    Andy Burnam says:

    They’re taking their time with Nelson.

    In my day he would have been bread within three days to a week : efficiency gains ;-)

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  8. 11
    Owen Jones : Strappy Line for Indy says:

    The political pillow-biter every MP ignores

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    • 17
      Loosethink. says:

      The jaw in which the fishes swim.
      The jam which makes you toast.
      the centre that sucks..
      .
      The centre that everyone sucks.
      “suckkiby baby”

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  9. 16
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    We’re able to keep you in the European Union against the wishes of the majority but we can’t stop our own pay rises.

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  10. 18
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Andy Burnham, are you thinking about those that died at Staffordshire Hospital and other hospitals in the UK? Their relatives are always thinking about them.

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  11. 20
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Resign Burnham you immoral scumbag.

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  12. 24
    Jonah Jailbait says:

    Michael Gove should be doing a lot more to protect teachers from selfish and predatory pupils.

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  13. 26
    Jimmy says:

    “Whom” surely?

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  14. 32
    Lovely Kate says:

    Any truth in the rumours I’ve just got a cushion pushed under my dress and the ‘royal’ baby is gestating in a women from Grimsby?

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  15. 41
    Genetically modified Clegg says:

    I am a pig with lipstrick.

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  16. 42
    Gary Bloke says:

    “The political backbiter WHOM every MP fears”. Or leave out “who” or “whom”. Also, the targets are not only MPs and perhaps not each and every MP.

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    • 43
      Eeyore says:

      I was going to post on this very point, Mr Bloke, but with the proviso that Guido is probably at the mercy of Sun sub-editors – not a position I’d want to be in, however good the money.

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  17. 44
    Anonymous says:

    WHOM, Hunt.

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