June 29th, 2013

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


  1. 1
    The BBC Ablution Tent Glastonbury 2013 says:

    Morning All.

  2. 2
    Twatson MP says:

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    The EU has failed says:

    So is Chuka going to fly off to South Africa like Obama at taxpayers’ expense to pay homage to Mandela, and not just for a photo opportunity? Wouldn’t that be trashy?

  4. 4
    Sit Petra says:

    Gordon still not turned up?.

  5. 5
    Gordon's pitch says:

  6. 6
    Sit Petra says:

    Are you at the Pyramid stage?.

  7. 7

    Nothing will be erected here on that scale.

  8. 8
    BBC pisses licence fee into a West Country Field. says:

    BBC to broadcast 360 hours of digital content over Glastonbury weekend


  9. 9
    Sit Petra says:

    Not even for Karaoke?.

  10. 10

    Chuka is not just emblematic of style over substance.
    He is the very personification of the death of substance.

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    mimi says:

    this site should be called hypocrisy r us

  12. 12

    Ephemera. On stilts.

  13. 13

    My 7:36 am was to Sit Petra’s 7:33 am

  14. 14
    Delboy says:

    Cameron said he thought Egypt could handle democracy.

    What a wally!

  15. 15
    Owen Jones says:

    Massive morning (in uk) for a gay rugby fan(me) – going to be really hard but confident lions can do it. 11.05 kick off.

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    sycho says:

    anything here about the housing dept not providing information on outcomes of government policy ( our friend shapps again)?

    anything her o the DWP again lying with statistics (mcvey) and not providing information on the outcome of their policy toward killing disabled people rather than helping them?

    information officer’s going to be busy again as the open and honest tories are caught out hiding info again

  17. 17
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

  18. 18
    Allan, you at t'bar says:

    islum and the religion of piss are incompatible.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    He also epitomises the self-regarding and pompous type of MP we have to suffer these days, who has elevated stupidity and incompetence to an art form.

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    nmj says:


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    A gutted Beeboid utterly desperate that the Tories had a double dip says:

    Ok go on I’ll bite, where are they killing disabled people. Examples please or just shut the fuck up

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    Bostik (or We Are Stuck)

    I came upon a child of Tone
    He was walking along the road
    And I asked him, “Where are you goin?”
    And this he told me…

    I’m going on down to Jagger’s Farm,
    I’m gonna join in a rock and roll band.
    I’m gonna vamp out on the land.
    I’m gonna get my rent free.

    We are global.
    We are warming.
    And we’ve going to have to live out in your garden.

    Then can I walk beside you?
    I have come here to smell the smog,
    And I hope to cadge a snog in some butt burning.

    Well maybe it is just the time of year,
    Or maybe it’s the time of man.
    I don’t know who I am,
    But you know life ain’t for learning.

    We are global.
    We are warming.
    And we’ve going to have to live out in your garden.

    By the time we got to Bostik,
    We were half a million strong
    And everywhere there was a mong and sequestration.

    And I dreamed I saw the bombers
    Riding shotgun in the sky,
    And they were turning into windmills
    About our nation.

    We are global.
    Billion year old carbon.
    We are warming…
    Caught in the carbon traders’ bargain
    And we’ve going to have to live out in your garden.

  23. 23

    Politician’s equivalent of playing the air guitar.

  24. 24
    Gonk says:

    Wanted … Reinforced ridge tent with titanium dollies

  25. 25
    Handycock sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money says:

    I keep telling you Tom, you want to come to St Petersburg with me on expenses, you won’t feel so old then. Boaz.

  26. 26
    Olga Bonkalot, St Petersburg says:

    The girls are all waiting Handy.

  27. 27

    Are you a mummy gay or a daddy one?

  28. 28
    Hugh Janus says:

    Perhaps because it pads out their news broadcasts, and also provides 300+ staff with a freebee and a decent hotel for a few days?

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    ide says:

    Fuck off you pseudo intellectual idiot

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    DAVE fool of Europe Camermong says:

    You’re surprised to find a bit of mud at a pop concert !
    Go to many do you ?
    Oh for these public funded photo ops to show you are really in touch with the people

    Twat !

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    TimTom says:


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    Duty Pedant says:

    Are your incoherent ramblings the result of a particularly poor state educashun, or are you just a naturally thick and lazy cnut??

  33. 33
    Kosher Knobjockey Fawkes says:

    Oy vey! Will none of you swivel eyed hideously White christian c’unts think of the poor priest-beheading fighters for Ertez Israel? Send rentboys!

  34. 34
    BBC bum bandit says:

    so the dumbed down swivel eyed loons will ignore this shit, funded by UK taxpayers:

  35. 35
    Owen Jones says:

    Looking forward to the Parade (London Gay Pride) – where I will be joining with over 150 young people as part of The Peoples Assembly contingent!

  36. 36
    Chaim Saatchi says:

    i’d throttle the psycho inbred fake religion racist fanatic nation wrecking scum!

  37. 37
    Dave LAws says:

    fuck off arse bandit

  38. 38
    BBC costume dept says:

    Hello Harrods !
    I need 350 Berghaus fleeces , 350 Burberry waxed jackets
    350 pair of Hamilton wellington boots
    2000 pairs of your most expensive wooly socks and 350 Ralph Lauren Bobble hats please
    Oh yes and send the bill to the BBC
    thank you

  39. 39
    heir to war criminal Blair Dave says:

    that’s my boys! Bibi will so pleased with me!

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    Qatar Harrods says:

    no problem. now you get swivel eyed man bumming not too bright English persons to send £100m of their PAYE moneys and shiniest heavy weapons to our nice boys fighting for poor little Israel in Syria.

  41. 41

    Not sockpuppeting today, then?

  42. 42
    Ah! Monika reformed says:

    Exclusive Mail Andrew Marr: ” how I almost died twice”

    Exclusive Sun Cheryl Cole:” How I almost died three times”

    Exclusive Mirror Amanda Holden: ” How I almost died every day ”

    Exclusive Sun D14NA : ” How I nearly lived ”

    Exclusive Star Elvis: ” Cooeee”

    Exclusive Times: Blair ” How I never lied “

  43. 43
    BBC costume dept says:

    “going to be really hard” FFS you really are a gay rugby fan

  44. 44
    Thick as Thieves says:


    Not you for sure

  45. 45
    echo says:


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    Say no to career politicians says:

    Playing the air guitar to One Direction that is

  47. 47
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    You have some very close followers here.

    Mind your arse on the way down and out.

  48. 48
    Congratulations says:

    Whereas, you can simply be called tosser.

  49. 49
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    Do these cnuts come in any other flavour?

  50. 50
    BBC News Headlines says:

    1. Obama
    2. Taliban
    3. Artic Monkeys at Glasto
    4 Lord Reith who he?

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    BBC costume dept says:

    Hellow ! Is that the 5 star Woyal Cwesent hotel in Bath ?
    yes it’s the BBC here i would like to book all your rooms for the duration of the Gwastonbuwy wock concert , as it’s a wock concert and we are supposed to be woughing it , could you pwease wemove the mini bars fwom all the wooms ?
    thank you

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    mimi we know that but it’s funny.
    Geedo the worms are squirming on the hook ie your friends Brooks and Coulson not being let off going to trial, heavens it has taken a long time to bring those two to book, if they had been a pleb. they would have been banged away years ago, link


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    Mail Headline says:

    Exclusive Andrew Marrvelous ” How I almost died twice “

  54. 54
    Young? says:

    Owen, you are nearly 30, in rent boy years that’s around 90.

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    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    Tony Blair was a prick and a dickhead Ozzy Osbourne

    More discerning than I took him to be.

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    FiveIll. says:

    “kill me” appears to be a desirable trait for those who sail in the etonian ship.
    it keeps one alive.

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    Pensioners' activity weekend says:

    I’m surprised any self respecting rebellious young adult goes to Glastonbury these days now that it is frequented by their grandparents and the BBC.

    The BBC even calls it part of our heritage.

  58. 58
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    His left side is still impaired.

    How could anyone tell that?

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    Old Blind Pugh says:

    There are lies, damn lies and what governments telling you, they always have and always will, they call it politics, just ignore what they say, use your common sense, you know how things are in reality, just laugh at them when they tell blatant porkies it makes them mad but if you rebel with rage they have won and they know it.

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    Jabba Le Chat says:

    You can collect you refund on the way out the door…

  61. 61
    The Rolling Heritage Stones says:

    Mick Jagger
    Born 26 July 1943, 25,541 days or 69 years, 338 days old.

    Keith Richards
    Born 18 December 1943, 25,396 days or 69 years, 193 days old.

    Charlie Watts
    Born 2 June 1941, 26,325 days or 72 years, 27 days old.

    Ronnie Wood
    Born 1 June 1947, 24,135 days or 66 years, 28 days old.

    All four members combined age
    101,397 days or 277 years, 221 days

  62. 62
    Jabba Le Chat says:

    He’s a sexually confused 16 1/2 year old…

  63. 63
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    He’s a pussy Cat

  64. 64
    the Missing Mistress. says:

    newly born are to to have 2 mummies.
    a home and away mummy.
    Uk leads the race to become French.

  65. 65
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    150 people? wow, that’s a lot, don’t forget a budding politician does not get lost in the “crowd”

  66. 66
    Gordon. says:

    I’m the Arctic Monkeys’ biggest fan.

    Bye Bye Baby, Baby Goodbye.

  67. 67
    Harrods of Libya says:

    We can supply you with half a dozen luxury tents at very cheap rates. Fit for Kings they are.

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    use the nib to take the puss out. says:

    the dog within is emerging.
    the cat within.
    the mouse rules.
    all elements are within.
    just imagine in order to access.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Andy Murray the Biography.

    Sails, Cruises, Crashes

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    The orifice of Gordon Brown says:

    I see the Polar Monkees are headlining.

    I like the Polar Monkees. They are very loud.

  71. 71
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    Almost vies with The Rollright Stones:


  72. 72
    NUJ says:

    You need to ask?

  73. 73
    Alf Garnett says:

    Hey Guido — why ain’t the dolly mixture of that Lucretia bird on the week’s S7? I’d give it a good seeing to.

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    Sit Petra says:

    BBC R4 this morning on the left field at Glastonbury interviewing (who else but) millionaire and shite songwriter Billy Bragg, 20 seconds in started ranting on about (who else but) Margaret Thatcher claiming that she hated music, Ha.Ha.Ha

  75. 75
    BBC Duty Controller says:

    There’s no fucker here this weekend.

    They’ve all gone away on an expenses weekend of their choice.

    Glastonbury, Silverstone or Wimbledon. While the saddos are hanging around to meet Sarah Brown at the London Gay Pride Mince.

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    Real Intellectual Twat says:

    He never had a Right side

  77. 77
    Gordon says:

    Like Hilary, one day my Sarah will make her mark.

  78. 78
    Poacher turned Poacher says:

    Law reform minister’s firm paid £200,000 from legal aid

  79. 79
    Chukker says:

    No white trash gonna munch on my burger

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    the light arousal of the motha.in.law says:

    get aroused by aunty:
    aunty has power.
    the english man’s home is where mother is.
    the french man likes to do his aunty from a previous life.
    the mussims are gay and the sikhs are girls.
    all “psycho’s are us”.
    just need the access code.

  81. 81
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    If he can’t tell left from right
    And he can’t tell right from wrong
    Should he be on TV each night?
    And finally get a gong?

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    Gorgon fucked up our economy says:

    In your skull with an ice pick, hopefully.

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    Village Idiot says:

    …..Echoes of Woodstock,which i used to pass through on my way to college in Thame…I did go to Bickershaw,that was wet,and so was the lady i went with!!!!
    (The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it .) Easy,in my case…

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    I d on't n eed no d octor says:

    No Glastonbury, Silverstone or Wimbledon for me, I’m spending the weekend beating the wife.

  85. 85
    Labour and Liberal luvies says:

    How do we solve the problem of the illegal immigrant crime wave?

    Errrrrrrrrrr. With an amnesty? Of course!

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    Anonymous says:

    who fucking cares you twat

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    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    I was at Woodstock too. Never found that concert.

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    Gordon says:

    I set ‘em up……

  89. 89
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    You apparently!

  90. 90

    You are all bast@rds – go find your own fag and leave mine to me. He has been working and travelling recently and it is hard enough him having to deal with me and then all you knobs come along.

  91. 91

    oi, fuck off and find your own fag

  92. 92

    I am above all of this and do not intend to comment further on it!

  93. 93
    Young Mum taken to court by BBC Licencing Thugs says:

    You mean the Beeboids don’t buy their own Wellies and fleeces like we have to?

  94. 94
    Dave the Eaten Faggot says:

    Since I’ve done so much to promote gay marriage this year — can I have a photo op. at the front of the Mince? — Please, please, pretty please?

  95. 95
    nellnewman says:


    Ho Hum I see militwit’s latest bandwagon is to lobby to keep the face of a notable woman on our bank notes .

    For once I am entirely in agreement with him – it has to be Mrs Thatcher – the first female British Prime Minister.

  96. 96
    nellnewman says:


    Ho Hum I see militwit’s latest bandwagon is to lobby to keep the face of a notable woman on our bank notes .

    For once I entirely agree with him – it has to be Mrs Thatcher – the first female British Prime Minister.

  97. 97

    Oh please, it does not look anything like me. 2/10 – must try harder.

  98. 98
    Maqboul says:

    I see that idiot tat is still with us.

  99. 99
    Maqboul says:

    tat how’s the blog coming along?

  100. 100
    bergen says:

    Even 30 years ago I remember Jasper Carrot making “ageist” jokes about the Rolling Stones.

    “I can’t get no…sanatogen.”

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    I wonder who is paying for that? Do we know how much the BBC has paid to transmit this bollox which they call ‘entertainment’? Can somebody find out how much they are spending on free food and drink and accommodation for themselves and BBC ‘guests’ (i.e. fellow troughers)?

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    single issue fanatic says:

    You need to post this vid a few more times so that it will get noticed.

  103. 103

    God !I hate it when Nellie calls Milliband a “twit”
    It’s just too polite to call a twat a twit

  104. 104
    MI5 says:

    Beards don’t leave traces

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    History says:

    How about Boudicca on the bank notes, smiting the European invaders.

  106. 106
    Hugh Genot says:

    Deport them all.

    (And, arrest every senior civil servant who has ever worked in the Home office for gross dereliction of duty)

  107. 107
    Her Maj says:

    Don’t forget me. I’m on every banknote, don’t you know?

  108. 108
    The EU has failed says:

    But 80% of the phone hackers were ordinary plebs working for legal firms or insurances companies. How many of them have been arrested? None.

  109. 109
    albacore says:

    They had better watch out – Cambo’s sorely appalled
    A sexist E U kids’ book he’s gone and black balled
    He’s locked and he’s loaded; he’s got one up the spout
    No referendum now, though. He don’t want us out


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    Thames Dover Wight says:

    Suppose there is a eu directive which says UK cannot compose an anthem to sing at the Lions sporting events

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    nellnewman says:

    Yes indeed – but then militwit seems to have forgotten about HerMaj too and the fact that’s she’s already on our bank notes.

  112. 112
    The Bloke With The Really Bad Syrup In Goodfellas says:

    Don’t you just hate it when something like that happens?

  113. 113
    Cardinal Biggles says:

    The Monkees!! What a great band they were (‘nt).

    Did they go to polar regions to save the poor drowning bears, thereby adopting an updated name?

    Peter Tork was my fave, a true virtuoso guitarist! Taught Hendrix all he knew.

  114. 114
    Owen Jones says:

    Appear non-racist on trains by changing your ringtone from the Horst Wessel song to ‘Midnight Picnic’

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Worrying about the photo on a paper currency with an ever diminishing value.

    This is true Leadership at its very best.

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    Sit Petrol says:

    I have just seen it’s only a dream
    Referendum gone back to 2017
    Never mind waving the children’s book
    Cameron get real or sling your Hook

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    Fatwa Bastard says:

    We’d ordinarily be against depicting anyone (let alone a woman– a woman!) on money, as being blasphemous and possibly punishable by death (as prescribed in the Qu’ran for all idolators), but somehow, the idea of a woman being flogged by foreigners, as she is being forced to witness her daughters being ravished by them, has an odd appeal.

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    The Peoples Assembly says:

    You can take your Armed Forces Day and shove it right up your hoop.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Video signal froze at point of apparent beheading – just had garbage on screen. May not be a real one.

    Some of the muzzies with the beards did look like Klingons.

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    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

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    Owen Jones says:


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    Suitable Anthems for the Terraces at (Euro) Loser-Zone matches says:

    To the tune of Michael row the boat ashore:
    Rumpy takes it up the arse, like Barro—so,
    Rumpy takes it up the arse, with Barro-o-so

    To the tune of Que Sara:
    Vote Farage, Farage,
    It’s UKIP for you and me,
    The EU is fucked you see,
    Vote Farage, Farage…

    To the tune of Land of Hope and Glory:
    Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free,
    How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    “Equal marriage will allow gay children to stand taller.” (David Cameron)

    What the fuck does that mean?

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    In other words says:


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    Err says:

    National Training Institute mayor (formerly the National Training Center for Mayors) was established in 1983, is the national agency and staffing administration approved the establishment of the Ministry of Housing and Urban subordinate institutions. Specifically responsible for the contractor by the Organization Department of the CPC Central Committee, the Ministry of Housing, China Science and Technology Association three departments jointly organized a national seminar mayor. Its aim is to urban planning, construction and management of other aspects of professional training, and constantly improve the city leadership ability and level of expertise, and actively promote China’s urban modernization.

  126. 126
    Dave should resign now says:

    It will be socially acceptable for one of the deviants to wear heels ?

  127. 127
    The Department of Deportment says:

    They slouch a lot

  128. 128
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    It means that Mr Cameron is either obsessed with non heterosexual sex or is completely off his trolley.

  129. 129
    Google translate says:

    You missed

    ‘An organiser’

  130. 130
    Tat left out the w says:

    Had to replace the copy and paste program through overuse of other peoples work apparently.

  131. 131
    Miliband is a treasonous kike who should be executed says:

    He is fomenting further attacks on the crown methinks.

  132. 132
    French Public Opinion says:

    They walk like ducks.

  133. 133
    Abdel from tooting says:

    Gayers cannot have children.

    it is not possible.

  134. 134
    Mars Attacks! says:

    Still get more people entertained at their massive grossing live shows than almost any other modern “stars”. Makes you wonder.

    X Factor generation……. anyone?

  135. 135
    Para Noid says:

    He has opened so many doors of perception, to Ozzy, seeing Bliar is like looking through dirty glass – not clear but still transparent.

  136. 136
    Owen Jones says:

    This game has just gone mental.

    Lions need more creativity!! Secure the scrums, heat up the offensive…we’re relying on luck too much

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    A Kindly Tea Ladyof the Old School says:

    I hope he stays off my trolley.

  138. 138
    Sit Petra says:

    Who’s that Euro on the runway, who’s that dying in the snow. etc.

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    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    TaT and I have straight-swapped identities now.

    Three entries above are all sockpuppets done when I was driving to the campsite. Old sicko must be having a bad time of it. His rodomontade is barely convincing.

    I have just been talking to a sparklingly bright Slovenian girl about aviation logistics with both of us bare-assed naked. I had to be careful about my line of approach but kept a steady grip and made a smooth landing. *coughs*

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    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    Didn’t know you could do homophobia in casual mode.

    Latte homophobia? Do you do chocolate sprinkles?

  141. 141
    Sit Petra says:

    ♫ What’s it all about, Rumpee!
    Is it just for the moment we live?
    What’s it all about when you sort it out,… Rumpeee!
    Are we meant to take more than we give? ♫

    Sorry, got me going there (I’ll get me coat).

  142. 142
    Owen Jones says:

    Halfpenny misses! Australia WIN!!!

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    他媽的關閉 says:


  144. 144
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    George Formby taught Tork all he know.

    Not a lot of people know that.

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    Where's the Bloody Moderator?????? says:


    Rule 1.
    This Blog is to be conducted in English or Latin only.

    Rule 2.
    Greek may occasionally be used, but only if Schrödinger’s cat has a particularly important pseudo-intellectual point to underscore.

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    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:


  147. 147
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    *tumultuous applause*

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    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:


  149. 149
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    Rear entry sometimes requires a step stool?

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    A 16 old stacking shelves at Tesco's has had more work experience than Billy Bragg says:

    Who can forget some of Billy Braggs best songs like…..and…um… sorry I forgot,what are we talking about?

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    Salmondnet says:

    Probably just hated Bragg. Not only are his lyrics and music shite. His voice and playing match.

  152. 152
    Limpy Limpicks says:

    Take it from me, if you are truly disabled, nothing has changed much – they are trying to weed out the Labour created “teach a man to sign on and you’ll get his vote until he gets a job, but teach a man to limp and you’ll get his vote for life” policies.

    I’ve known people, with ADHD labeled children, get a blue badge ffs. It’s getting the little buggers to STOP running around that’s the problem! Being able to park on double yellows has no proven efficacy for ADHD, as far as I know.

  153. 153
    Simon Hughes says:

    I can’t see the attraction in watching a bunch of well built sweaty men bent over pushing and shoving at each other.

  154. 154
    Little Bishops Wood says:

    I once had wood near Stock.

  155. 155
    David Cameron says:

    Belatedly,may I wish the British Lions rugby team the very best of luck in todays game against “The Convicts”.

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    An Old Joke says:


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    "let me whisk you away" says:

    ma’s house.
    the ma…ouse…..just an ounce always wins.
    House has many rooms.
    The right room at the right time is the essence of “location, location, location”.
    it is not a matter of who pays, the reality is with the possessor…..hence Possess. all the power is with the ghost.

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    Gordon the medicated says:


    Arctic Monkeys are head mastering Glaxoberry!
    Go Monkeys! Play that song you play..the one we all like..you know it’s name…

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    Gordon the medicated says:

    Hang him! Hang him from his dangly Eds.

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    Owen Jones Aunty Myfanwy, babysitting the little tit... again! says:

    OWEN! Get back in this house and take off that studded leather jockstrap, NOW!

    What do you think you look like?! And what is all this baby oil doing all over your pigeon chest? You’ll ruin your best Ladybird vest, you silly boy! And those pink socks just look plain silly with your blue Clarkes sandals.

    Your poor sainted mother, my sister, is a martyr to your whims!

  162. 162
    Little John says:

    No, mine.

    I gave him £100 to give the cow a good slap.
    But she paid him £200 to ride her while he did it.

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    Mars Attacks! says:

    Nice +1!

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    z says:

    you know you’ve got them bothered when they personally abuse you – it’s what they know best – they don’t have an ounce of intelligence, understanding or human compassion – they’re tories ffs

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    Pie Key Teeves says:

    Did he then tarmac your drive…..again… for the ninth time this year, Johnny?

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    Sunshine boys says:

    Troll off son.your shit is so old it don’t even stink no more.

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    RetardEd Militwat, feminist, absurdist, onanist and Unionist sponsored future PM in waiting says:


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    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    Ed Miliband is, without doubt, the greatest Labour leader since… er…


    … er …


    … er … Gordon Brown.

  169. 169
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    No problem with the fees office.

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    Where's the Bloody Moderator?????? says:

    That would be Ed αρχίδια, would it?
    Is he known to be a cunning linguist too?

  171. 171
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    I once lived near Hassocks.

  172. 172
    Raycist says:

    I thought the leader of The Monkees died last tear….

  173. 173
    Yeah man says:

    Please assist me in changing musicians to arseholes on the red wedge wiki entry.its been pissing someone off for the last two years and amusing me greatly

  174. 174
    Uppity Fenians says:

    No, we’ll gurn

  175. 175
    Boring tart says:

    Don’t worry, I’ll be back on your Glastonbury coverage later with my pithy commentary and hilarious asides…..you’ll listen to me more than you’ll see coverage of the groups on sage but that’s all good.

  176. 176
    Lauren Laverne says:

    You talking about me?

  177. 177
    z says:

    Sorry that should have read … “they’re Labour trolls, ffs”

    I must get another brain cell as my only one is lonely.

  178. 178
    Pseudo Intellectual Twat says:

    Κανόνας 3:
    Θα ακυρωθούν όλες οι προηγούμενες διατάξεις.

  179. 179
    Masturbation is the highest pinnacle of spirituality says:

    Dr Bronner’s Castile Liquid Soap is the ultimate multi-tasking festival must-have.

  180. 180
    my motor skills are unaffected says:

    It has some considerable efficacy if there is a traffic warden under your wheels.

  181. 181
    Yet another Jimmy says:

    Purple sage all in my brain
    Lately things just don’t seem the same
    Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
    ‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky

  182. 182
    ASTA says:












  183. 183
  184. 184
    Anything for freedom says:

    …I will,….so will I,….and me!!!

  185. 185
    And there's more! says:

    Άρθρο 4.
    ‘Catch 22′ είναι τυπωμένο στην άλλη πλευρά

  186. 186
  187. 187
    This article has been taken down pending an investigation says:

    Someone seems to have got their knickers in a right twist this morning.

  188. 188
    Lost in Clacton says:

    The tentacle of my grandmother will be on top of the fridge two minutes past eleven o’clock yesterday morning.

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