June 28th, 2013

Putting Final Touches to the Sun Column


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    that won’t take long

  2. 2
    Aaron D Highside says:


  3. 3
    Nasal Ed says:

    not sure you need two burgers AND chips

  4. 4
    Newsfox says:

    Another Whopper from Guido.

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Fail – burgers are an excuse for sweet potato fries …

  6. 6
    S-E Loon says:

    What’s wrong with a doner kebab?

  7. 7
    TotallyPissedOff says:

    That’s really not healthy Guido, remember poor old Tony Soprano.

  8. 8
    If you look closely says:

    Keyboard full of crumbs.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Doners – the food of kings

  10. 10

    Disappointing to see Guido emulating Osborne and Pickles by picturing himself with a burger-at-desk prominently featured!

  11. 11

    Get Byron to airtaxi a few up here, would youl please?

  12. 12
    Emergency ward 10 says:

    ….Cholesterol; 8.3,….BP 185 over 95…..BMI 32, Should just about make 55??

  13. 13
    Just A Thought says:

    Interesting anology with George Osbourne. The difference is Guido is actually working…

  14. 14
    Eric Pickles says:

    You fat bastard

  15. 15
    Lord Biro says:

    A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

  16. 16
    Grammar School Boy says:

    55″ waist?

  17. 17
    Ivor Ramsbottom says:

    Well, at least, unlike the chancellor, you are cutting out the unhealthy cola drink…

  18. 18
    Micky D's for a Micky D column says:

    No wonder you’re on the plump side, what with all that lard you’re choking down your throat…

  19. 19
    stench says:

    Leftie Harriet Harman was watching Centre Court tennis at Wimbledon yesterday from the comfort of the Royal Box.
    Has she checked her privilege lately?

  20. 20
    No Shit Sherlock says:

  21. 21
    Doctor says:

    I see you have switched to a healthier diet then.

  22. 22
    Empty Ed says:

    I had a tin of sardines.

  23. 23
    Blue Vein Solo says:

    Putting the finishing touches to Rupies column ;)

  24. 24
    rick says:

    The next user will need to scrape the grease off that keyboard.

  25. 25
    Ejukated undor Layber says:

    The difference is that you can spell Guido, but not Osborne (or analogy).

  26. 26
    Lovely says:

    Burgers, chips and copious quantities of keyboard bacteria.

  27. 27
    SFG says:

    Two Burgers,
    You Fat B$^ӣӣ$!

  28. 28
    real greens says:

    Fat people are anti-green politics people. They should be teased until they become fit for purpose. That is slim eating within their agricultural footprint.

    So “Guidos a fat ba*$@rd”

  29. 29
    Save Guido says:

    And that’s before he’s buggered off the Westiminster Arms.

  30. 30
    Save Guido says:

    …*to* the Westminster Arms.

  31. 31
    CIA says:

    Larger version to read the Geedo notes


  32. 32
    Dave should resign now says:

    Somehow fitting end to the week.

    But does this mean that Guido is on the same level as the politicians or vice versa ?

    The real question of the week summarized:

    What is Luciana Berger’s Milf score ?

  33. 33
    The Westminster Arms says:

    You were right first time.

  34. 34
    Keep it going says:

    So did Carry Hole have the salad ?

  35. 35
    Mad Harriet, waiting for her life peerage says:

    I am and always have been an aristocat

    But it is even better now, I am married to a boss of Teamster Unite Trade Union

    Nothing like playing both sides against the middle…

  36. 36
    The other one has bells on. says:

    Does anyone seriously believe that team Guido is working in the office on a Friday afternoon?

  37. 37
    Panting co-conspirator says:

    I want a Pussy Rave soon Guido

    Topless totties and all the kit…

    At the WA?

  38. 38
    Cornish pilchard says:

    two burgers ….its John Prescott in his youth

  39. 39
    Lord Anji Boulton, still trying says:

    Give us a scoop Guido…


  40. 40
    Lady Pauline Prescott says:

    I am the “wind beneath John’s wings”…


    You can’t make this stuff up…

  41. 41
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    She wishes! Old trots like her dream of being considered a threat to the “system”, but in reality, they are just risible public figures that no one actually takes seriously.

  42. 42
    OCD says:

    Quick! pass the hand sanitiser.

  43. 43
    Lady Presclott says:

    I am the wind beneath John’s wings…

  44. 44
    Blobster says:

    that was just the entre. Fish and chips was the main course.

  45. 45
    Barman at the House of Commons says:

    I have just served Sir Guido with his third punch

    Normal service will resume tomorrow

  46. 46
    Beness says:

    Only 2 burgers. Was this picture taken before the main course?

  47. 47
    Moussa Koussa Mark 13 says:

    I see you are having 2 portions

    No wonder yourre such a fat c*unt

  48. 48
    Wyle Cop (O/D) says:

    So, Fat Eric’s department ain’t so parsimounous after all:


    What’s the point of cutting a pointless department by 60%? Cut the fucking thing by 100%.

  49. 49
    Chinese Menu says:

    I am the wind in John.

  50. 50
    Moussa Koussa Mark 13 says:

    OH DEAR…. Porkie Pie Pickles praised in commons thanks to his tight grip on his depts finances

    errrrrr It has now emerged that he had a secret undeclared £250 million overdraft for the dept, not reported to Gideon


  51. 51
    Percy Shelley says:

    ‘Tis a Shelley Burger I tell you, crammed with hot radical zeal. Now off, to abscond with two lefty strumpets for a jaunt around Italy followed by a sudden watery death.

  52. 52
    Wyle Cop says:

    I’d rather be up-wind than down-wind.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    No chance of a Tory victory in 2015 UKIP are on the rise

    UKIP performances in yesterday’s by-elections:

    BASILDON – Billericay East: 29.84%

    DARTFORD – Newtown: 22.71%

    PLYMOUTH – Southway: 26.45%

    RUTLAND – Ketton: 17.47%

    SOUTH TYNESIDE – Cleadon and East Boldon: 26.06%

    SOUTH TYNESIDE – Primrose: 34.64%

    WORCESTERSHIRE – Stourport-on-Severn: 25.97%

    UKIP overall performance in contested by-elections yesterday:

    UKIP votes: 3,705
    Total votes: 13,863
    UKIP percentage: 26.73%

    UKIP overall performance, including Newark & Sherwood where they didn’t stand:

    UKIP votes: 3,705
    Total votes: 15,719
    UKIP percentage: 23.57%

  54. 54
    Wyle Cop says:

    The only threat she poses is to weight limits. 3 Tons m.g.w.

  55. 55
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Who’s saying anything about that being HIS office he’s working in?

    And you may have it wrong end up as far as it being afternoon in that shot– Guido probably has burgers and fries for his elevenses more often than not. He’s still a growing boy, don’t you know. And you have to lay a good foundation if you’re going to have a liquid lunch.

  56. 56
    Pentangelis says:

    That’s not the Sun you are working on. I can clearly see on the address bar that its http://www.bustybabesofbasildon.co.uk
    Beside, it looks like TWO buns to me!

  57. 57
    Miss Anna Grammer says:

    “Guido’s burger and chips” = “A bedrid grouching puss”

    Fuck me that’s my best one yet.

    Hexcuse my language, dahling!

  58. 58
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    Theys mo in de tuck boxes than there b in ur nvisible column.
    Yo fired!!!!!!

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    So about 10% in the polls.

  60. 60
    Pentangelis says:

    Good God, Guido has three participants in Shropshire. The word must be spreading.
    That is always assuming that Ippikin hasn’t moved recently.

  61. 61
    Anthem says:

    First we had Two Jags and now we have Two Burgers.

  62. 62
    Just A Thought says:

    Done in a hurry, sorry…

  63. 63
    Placard-waving campaigner for social justice and sustainable communities says:

    Nice buns.

  64. 64
    The EU has failed says:

    I think they actually said subnormal.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    By the time the 2015 elections come around UKIP will be 30%+ in the polls. Its a new life.

  66. 66
    Wyle Cop says:

    “Michael Fallon, an energy minister, insisted the “lights are not going to g…”

  67. 67
    Rastus says:

    More likely to result in Labour getting back in-to finish us off.

  68. 68
    Maqboul says:

    That’s a Double Whammy Burger with large fries :)

  69. 69
    Seen It All Before says:

    Nothing original about Guido.

  70. 70
    Tom Catesby says:

    Who’s is the other burger Gweedo?

  71. 71
    Tom Catesby says:

    Moderation? unlike your diet apparently

  72. 72
    Fog says:

    Guido needs to do the 5:2 – you only have to eat less and stay off the booze two days a week.

  73. 73
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    If you’re not ahead of Osborne, you’re behind him!

  74. 74
    Weygand says:

    Burgers without pickles; almost as unthinkable as Pickles without burgers.

  75. 75
    The Dirty Rat says:

    You are on your way Guido.

  76. 76
    The Dirty Rat says:

  77. 77
    Old Blind Pugh says:

    Well he has to keep those chubby little cheeks built up, soon he will be like his hero Pickles or even Watson

  78. 78
    Your Osteopath says:

    Posture! Posture! Posture! Guido. And where is your water?

  79. 79
    Neo Guido says:

    Who is it? All I can see is he/she is a fat barsteward

  80. 80
    Living in 97.2% white Merseyside says:

    That made me smile.

  81. 81
    big fat lunch says:

    how long did it take to eat your lunch. Its late and still you haven’t finished. Maybe a liquid version would speed the munching up.

  82. 82
    hmmm says:

    slow news day part 3

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Whose not who’s.

  84. 84
    tech talk: the pouring saliva says:

    must eat less.
    food is ancient.

  85. 85
    stench says:

    I don’t know any subversives who sent their kids to private school.

  86. 86
    Gideon says:

    just needs a line of gak and a hooker and your just like me.

  87. 87
    Englishlickspittle says:


  88. 88
    Living in 97.2% white Merseyside says:

    Won’t be read up here

  89. 89
    sir bet alot says:

    go to Vegas if u want a gut buster

  90. 90
    Trigger says:

    That would only be two of your ‘five a day’ then..

  91. 91
    Al Kazeltza says:

    Repeats at Wimpy – right! They are indigestible bits of intestine and such.

  92. 92
    Al Kapony - baritone to the Mob says:

    Careful Hat – you’ll end up doing the splits/being split right down the middle.

  93. 93
    Headmistress (still on strike) says:

    Then you need to get out more!

  94. 94
    Headmistress (still on strike) says:

    Probably equal with Nigella’s

  95. 95
    Headmistress (still on strike) says:

    The report says 217 million, not 250 million. Sums (like the truth) not your strong point is it Mooosseey

  96. 96
    Headmistress (still on strike) says:

    … which caused the Rock of Gibralter to quiver. Mind the pensions!!

  97. 97
    Headmistress (still on strike) says:

    * Gibraltar (spell check also on strike today)

  98. 98
    Mussiecide Bomber says:

    Halal meat today, Shariah Law tomorrow!

    The black flag is Islam will soon be flying over England.

  99. 99
    Stingray fan says:

    Nice one Guido! :-)

  100. 100
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    I love a meat treat

  101. 101
    Bluto says:

    By “teased” you mean bullied. Bullies are green politics people.

  102. 102
    Bluto says:

    Why has this bloke Francis suddenly emerged with his “revelations” now?

  103. 103
    Ministry of Magick says:

    Michael McIntyre stops writing for the Sun. Big Mac strikes again.

  104. 104
    Pundit too too says:

    Wot No Salad!
    So much for weight control.

  105. 105
    Pentangelis says:

    That’s just a little harsh, he’s not quite there yet!

  106. 106


    in view of the subject shouyldn’t that be a Currant Bun?

    In passing what is the URL for the column?


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