June 28th, 2013

Putting Final Touches to the Sun Column


106 Comments

  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    that won’t take long

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    • 24
      rick says:

      The next user will need to scrape the grease off that keyboard.

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    • 51
      Percy Shelley says:

      ‘Tis a Shelley Burger I tell you, crammed with hot radical zeal. Now off, to abscond with two lefty strumpets for a jaunt around Italy followed by a sudden watery death.

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      • 53
        Anonymous says:

        No chance of a Tory victory in 2015 UKIP are on the rise

        UKIP performances in yesterday’s by-elections:

        BASILDON – Billericay East: 29.84%

        DARTFORD – Newtown: 22.71%

        PLYMOUTH – Southway: 26.45%

        RUTLAND – Ketton: 17.47%

        SOUTH TYNESIDE – Cleadon and East Boldon: 26.06%

        SOUTH TYNESIDE – Primrose: 34.64%

        WORCESTERSHIRE – Stourport-on-Severn: 25.97%

        UKIP overall performance in contested by-elections yesterday:

        UKIP votes: 3,705
        Total votes: 13,863
        UKIP percentage: 26.73%

        UKIP overall performance, including Newark & Sherwood where they didn’t stand:

        UKIP votes: 3,705
        Total votes: 15,719
        UKIP percentage: 23.57%

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    • 86
      Gideon says:

      just needs a line of gak and a hooker and your just like me.

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  2. 2
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Byron?

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    • 15
      Lord Biro says:

      A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

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  3. 3
    Nasal Ed says:

    not sure you need two burgers AND chips

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    • 28
      real greens says:

      Fat people are anti-green politics people. They should be teased until they become fit for purpose. That is slim eating within their agricultural footprint.

      So “Guidos a fat ba*$@rd”

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    • 61
      Anthem says:

      First we had Two Jags and now we have Two Burgers.

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    • 77
      Old Blind Pugh says:

      Well he has to keep those chubby little cheeks built up, soon he will be like his hero Pickles or even Watson

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  4. 4
    Newsfox says:

    Another Whopper from Guido.

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  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Fail – burgers are an excuse for sweet potato fries …

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  6. 6
    S-E Loon says:

    What’s wrong with a doner kebab?

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  7. 7
    TotallyPissedOff says:

    That’s really not healthy Guido, remember poor old Tony Soprano.

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  8. 8
    If you look closely says:

    Keyboard full of crumbs.

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  9. 10
    THE THIRD ROUNDEL says:

    Disappointing to see Guido emulating Osborne and Pickles by picturing himself with a burger-at-desk prominently featured!

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  10. 11

    Get Byron to airtaxi a few up here, would youl please?

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  11. 12
    Emergency ward 10 says:

    ….Cholesterol; 8.3,….BP 185 over 95…..BMI 32, Should just about make 55??

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  12. 13
    Just A Thought says:

    Interesting anology with George Osbourne. The difference is Guido is actually working…

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  13. 14
    Eric Pickles says:

    You fat bastard

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  14. 17
    Ivor Ramsbottom says:

    Well, at least, unlike the chancellor, you are cutting out the unhealthy cola drink…

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  15. 18
    Micky D's for a Micky D column says:

    No wonder you’re on the plump side, what with all that lard you’re choking down your throat…

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  16. 19
    stench says:

    Leftie Harriet Harman was watching Centre Court tennis at Wimbledon yesterday from the comfort of the Royal Box.
    Has she checked her privilege lately?

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    • 35
      Mad Harriet, waiting for her life peerage says:

      I am and always have been an aristocat

      But it is even better now, I am married to a boss of Teamster Unite Trade Union

      Nothing like playing both sides against the middle…

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      • 92
        Al Kapony - baritone to the Mob says:

        Careful Hat – you’ll end up doing the splits/being split right down the middle.

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  17. 20
    No Shit Sherlock says:

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    • 41
      CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

      She wishes! Old trots like her dream of being considered a threat to the “system”, but in reality, they are just risible public figures that no one actually takes seriously.

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    • 54
      Wyle Cop says:

      The only threat she poses is to weight limits. 3 Tons m.g.w.

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      • 60
        Pentangelis says:

        Good God, Guido has three participants in Shropshire. The word must be spreading.
        That is always assuming that Ippikin hasn’t moved recently.

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    • 64
      The EU has failed says:

      I think they actually said subnormal.

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    • 102
      Bluto says:

      Why has this bloke Francis suddenly emerged with his “revelations” now?

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  18. 21
    Doctor says:

    I see you have switched to a healthier diet then.

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  19. 22
    Empty Ed says:

    I had a tin of sardines.

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  20. 23
    Blue Vein Solo says:

    Putting the finishing touches to Rupies column ;)

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  21. 26
    Lovely says:

    Burgers, chips and copious quantities of keyboard bacteria.

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  22. 27
    SFG says:

    Two Burgers,
    You Fat B$^ӣӣ$!

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  23. 31
    CIA says:

    Larger version to read the Geedo notes

    http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/c-f.jpg?

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  24. 32
    Dave should resign now says:

    Somehow fitting end to the week.

    But does this mean that Guido is on the same level as the politicians or vice versa ?

    The real question of the week summarized:

    What is Luciana Berger’s Milf score ?

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  25. 34
    Keep it going says:

    So did Carry Hole have the salad ?

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  26. 36
    The other one has bells on. says:

    Does anyone seriously believe that team Guido is working in the office on a Friday afternoon?

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    • 45
      Barman at the House of Commons says:

      I have just served Sir Guido with his third punch

      Normal service will resume tomorrow

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    • 55
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Who’s saying anything about that being HIS office he’s working in?

      And you may have it wrong end up as far as it being afternoon in that shot– Guido probably has burgers and fries for his elevenses more often than not. He’s still a growing boy, don’t you know. And you have to lay a good foundation if you’re going to have a liquid lunch.

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  27. 38
    Cornish pilchard says:

    two burgers ….its John Prescott in his youth

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  28. 39
    Lord Anji Boulton, still trying says:

    Give us a scoop Guido…

    Pleeease…

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  29. 46
    Beness says:

    Only 2 burgers. Was this picture taken before the main course?

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  30. 47
    Moussa Koussa Mark 13 says:

    I see you are having 2 portions

    No wonder yourre such a fat c*unt

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  31. 48
    Wyle Cop (O/D) says:

    So, Fat Eric’s department ain’t so parsimounous after all:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23095396

    What’s the point of cutting a pointless department by 60%? Cut the fucking thing by 100%.

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  32. 50
    Moussa Koussa Mark 13 says:

    OH DEAR…. Porkie Pie Pickles praised in commons thanks to his tight grip on his depts finances

    errrrrr It has now emerged that he had a secret undeclared £250 million overdraft for the dept, not reported to Gideon

    OH DEAR

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    • 95
      Headmistress (still on strike) says:

      The report says 217 million, not 250 million. Sums (like the truth) not your strong point is it Mooosseey

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  33. 56
    Pentangelis says:

    That’s not the Sun you are working on. I can clearly see on the address bar that its http://www.bustybabesofbasildon.co.uk
    Beside, it looks like TWO buns to me!

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  34. 57
    Miss Anna Grammer says:

    “Guido’s burger and chips” = “A bedrid grouching puss”

    Fuck me that’s my best one yet.

    Hexcuse my language, dahling!

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  35. 58
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    Theys mo in de tuck boxes than there b in ur nvisible column.
    Yo fired!!!!!!

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  36. 66
    Wyle Cop says:

    “Michael Fallon, an energy minister, insisted the “lights are not going to g…”

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  37. 68
    Maqboul says:

    That’s a Double Whammy Burger with large fries :)

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  38. 70
    Tom Catesby says:

    Who’s is the other burger Gweedo?

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  39. 71
    Tom Catesby says:

    Moderation? unlike your diet apparently

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  40. 72
    Fog says:

    Guido needs to do the 5:2 – you only have to eat less and stay off the booze two days a week.

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  41. 74
    Weygand says:

    Burgers without pickles; almost as unthinkable as Pickles without burgers.

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  42. 75
    The Dirty Rat says:

    You are on your way Guido.

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  43. 78
    Your Osteopath says:

    Posture! Posture! Posture! Guido. And where is your water?

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  44. 82
    hmmm says:

    slow news day part 3

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  45. 89
    sir bet alot says:

    go to Vegas if u want a gut buster

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  46. 90
    Trigger says:

    That would only be two of your ‘five a day’ then..

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  47. 98
    Mussiecide Bomber says:

    Halal meat today, Shariah Law tomorrow!

    The black flag is Islam will soon be flying over England.

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  48. 99
    Stingray fan says:

    Nice one Guido! :-)

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  49. 100
    Hoots! It's Clown says:

    I love a meat treat

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  50. 103
    Ministry of Magick says:

    Michael McIntyre stops writing for the Sun. Big Mac strikes again.

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  51. 106

    Hi,

    in view of the subject shouyldn’t that be a Currant Bun?

    In passing what is the URL for the column?

    Regards,
    Greg_L-W.

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