June 28th, 2013

Berger’s Climate Change Whopper

“David Cameron hasn’t spoken about climate change for three years” screeches the headline of Luciana Berger’s particularly weak piece for the Staggers today. Just the one problem: she is talking complete rubbish. Obviously a quick Google of “David Cameron climate change” was beyond poor old Luciana, so Guido thought he would help her out. According to They Work For You it turns out Dave has mentioned climate change 32 times in Hansard over the last three years. Hopefully Luciana will learn the lesson of getting your headline right. Rather than chasing headlines and forgetting facts…


  1. 1
    Battsby says:

    And in any case, the biggest big fat lie is the climate change industry itself.


    • 8
      Morgan's Organ says:

      Help Climate Change – Stop smoking.


    • 17
      Government to Kill vulnerable people in hopeless attempt to control planet Earth's Climate says:

      Climate change is fact. It has been changing since there was a climate

      But what the fuck has this to do with the UK’s energy supply? And as it is a known known that the decommissioning of some coal fired stations now, will cause the lights to go out, why the fuck are they going ahead and decommissioning these power stations and not waiting for new gas powered stations to come on line? Or


    • 62
      graham smith says:

      Call me cynical but we are informed today that the lights are going out.Yesterday we were informed that fracking could supply our energy needs for decades.No-one likes fracking but if the hope that it may help the desperate tories out of their present difficulties and puts them back in govt without them pesky Glibberals I wouldnt want to be an anti-fracker.


      • 85
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        “No-one likes fracking”

        Err, try speaking for yourself and not others who’s opinions you clearly know little of.

        Fracking should have started years ago, the blizzard of eco-bullshit surrounding it, was and still is, wholely spurious claptrap.

        Successful and vibrant economies need supplies of abundant, cheap, reliable and easily available energy.

        Shale is one such source ( there are others ) that could reduce energy cost dramatically, remove millions from fuel poverty and improve our overall competitiveness, if embraced positively.

        The eco-loons days are hopefully numbered and the adults are at last, albeit grudgingly, being listened to.


        • 128
          graham smith says:

          You sir are on the winning side.It will be profrack heaven.I dont know the argument for or against.


    • 73
    • 106
      lojolondon says:

      ABSOLUTELY! The moment when the people behind the whole scam transformed from well-meaning-idiots to liars was when they realised (far before any of us did!) that the earth was cooling, and renamed the whole movement from ‘global warming’ to ‘climate change’.


    • 116
      Gourmet Bergers says:

      The scientists have it all under control.
      Watch this YouTube documentary: Geo Engineering.


  2. 2
  3. 3
    Conk Watch says:

    Look at the conk on her!


  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Concrete Ideas Needed


  5. 5
    Diddley says:

    Obv needs a few ciggies to help her concentrate!


  6. 6
    GnosticBrian says:



  7. 7
    blessssssssssssss says:

    silly Berger


  8. 9
    John Ward (Medway) says:

    In Guido-speak, Luciana is just a Sham-Berger…


    • 36
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      People who voted for her must ask themselves the same question that’s been asked of Gideon– did you really need that Berger? All it did was cause you grief!


    • 94
      Old Shoreham Road Inspector says:

      A known fact is Luciana Bergers give you the Trots.


  9. 10
    Dick the Butcher says:

    Think you should remove one of the tags. If this is totty then so am I.


  10. 12
    My Arse says:

    Good thing Thatcher shut down all the pits otherwise Labour would have had to do it in their battle against climate change.
    Wouldn’t you Luciana?


    • 35
      davidc says:

      always ignored by the lefty liberals that there are miners alive today who, if the pits had stayed open would have risked injury or death in accidents underground or dying of lung disease .also what would be done with all the coal if it were still being mined – nasty polluting climate changing – lets shut the pits down said the labour party


      • 50
        I Ron Knee says:

        It was always the aim of miners and socialists of old that their children should NOT follow them down to the pits.


      • 52

        What is also ignored by the Left is that Wilson closed more pits than the Baroness. but then in Lefty-land, In the Beginning the World was Void, then there was Thatcher.


      • 54
        Champagne Socialist Dreamer says:

        I think there is something quite noble about someone else’s son being killed or seriously injured down a mine or a battlefield in Iraq.


    • 41
      Anonymous says:

      Harold Wilson shut down far more pits than Thatcher.


    • 78
      Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

      I think you meant to say Wilson. He closed more mines down than Lady T but you won’t hear any Labour MP’s repeating that.


      • 82
        Sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

        I agree. I wasn’t the first to make the comment about Harold Wilson. Apologies.


  11. 13
    Stolen innocence 2012 of United Wheeldom says:

    Reblogged this on stoleninnocence2012's Blog.


  12. 15
    Lucky Luciana says:

    It’s not my fault Gudio

    I just take orders from Ed, Arnie and Maurice

    I thought they had Goggled….


  13. 18
    LLAMEDOS says:

    So called climate change is a problem for those that can’t do maths or investigate weather history.

    Or can do engineering.

    Infact the left.


  14. 19
    ukresearch says:

    He’s mentioned it – he just hasn’t DONE anything about it! That is because he is a 100% corporate owned as his ‘fag’ Gideon who is desperate to help Big Oil set up fracking operations across the UK ASAP.


    • 25
      Taxing fresh air used to be joke,not any fucking more says:

      Says the enviro shill whose backed by Big Government.


    • 26
      Fracking the country for Freedom says:

      Oil fracking is likely to be a damp squib – like it is in the US.

      It is the Gas Fracking where the real action will be, and needs to be.

      Renewables (which require costly frequent replacements…) are not.

      But whilst there is still coal in the ground, why Drax was converted to burn wood chips from America remains an interesting scam yet to be outed.


      • 90
        You couldn't make this shit up says:

        At the same time as we are buying woodchips from America to fire Drax, our biggest pit close to it, is exporting coal elsewhere abroad.


    • 49
      The Real Guy Fawkes says:

      I want to do some fracking near Westminster

      That will really make them shake, rattle and roll…

      Or should I start in Hampstead where dollar bills will spout out of the ground, naturally?


  15. 20
    MI-5 : Reading the wrong emails and putting you at risk for our pensions ;-) says:

    Looking at some of the re-blogging patterns could it be deduced there may be a Berger / Union related child abuse scandal brewing ?


  16. 21
    Crime spotter says:

    No one arrested today Guido?

    Slow day…

    Ploddies must have gone on hollies…(or the Crown Prosecution Service which is on permanent “leave”)…


  17. 22
    Tulip Bulbs are so yesterday. says:

    So, as man made Global warming failed to happen, the Political spin doctors have rebranded it to man made climate change.

    This is the biggest scam in human history.


    • 89
      Lord Stansted says:

      Very true. Madoff is behind bars, but his scam was positively moral in comparison.


  18. 22
    Jimmy says:

    To be fair, mentioning it is his entire policy.


    • 29
      Dave constantly pedals Climate snake oil says:

      Quite. The problem is not Dave not mentioning Climate Change, the problem is Dave mentioning Climate Change every other sentence and implying that windmills will achieve the impossible and stop planet Earth’s climate from doing what it has always done…That is CHANGE.


    • 34
      Auto-Correct says:

      That’s because man-made climate change doesn’t, what’s the point in having a policy for something that doesn’t exist?

      Besides, Labour don’t have any policies, not even for real issues. #blanksheetofpaper


  19. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Floods what Floods ?


    • 30
      Taxing fresh air used to be joke,not any fucking more says:

      If we didn’t have so many people living here we wouldn’t have to build on flood plains and flooding wouldn’t be a fucking problem.


      • 61
        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        There’s loads of room in Scotland and there’s blue seas and white sandy beaches, rivers full of salmon, a tolerant and open minded populace, an ideal location for an asylum seeker or a religious sect to take up residence.


    • 38
      Sponge v hard shell says:

      Floods. in developed areas caused by developed area development. Floods on farmland caused by poor farmland management.

      In a nutshell rain water can no longer naturally soak and drain away in these areas.


      • 59
        Berger's big nose says:

        There’s always someone who comes along and spoils the story with facts.


        • 69
          Anonymous says:

          Too many on such a small island, thanks to you know who ?


          • The Labour party says:

            I hope you are enjoying having your ‘nose rubbed in it’.

            After all, Peter sent search parties across the globe to find millions of ‘enrichers’ and as Jack famously said, “The English, as a race, do not deserve to survive”.

            With fine people such as these, it makes one proud to be a champagne swilling, hypocritical, elitist socialist, does it not?


      • 91
        Lord Stansted says:

        This is not correct. In the past, we were happy to live with land under water – the Fens, marshes, bogs, etc. are examples. Now, we’re not so relaxed about it, but there’s no evidence that any more rain is falling today that did so in the past. It all depends on selecting your time intervals – a bit like the stock market.


        • 94
          The Reverend Barrak Voodoo Obumma ( President ) says:

          I will stop the sea rising, the storms coming, the tornadoes and hurricanes will be silent once again, if you believe and pay your carbon taxes brothers and sisters, say amen.


        • 97
          the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

          that’s when those places were teeming with stuff we could eat.


          • Anonymous says:

            My view on climate change is restricted by the lobbying groups & who gives the best goody bags – a few quid here & there helps


  20. 27
    Ed Miliblunder says:

    What happened to global warming?


    • 40
      Juthitine (two t's) says:

      Get back in your bath with your thardines, Eddy

      Mr Jay and I will tell you when can get out…


  21. 28
    Roger The lodger says:

    Any politician noshed a kosher berger?


  22. 31
    Chuka says:

    Her nose is as big as my Dicki


  23. 32
    Peter Martin says:

    Be interesting which other media pick up and/or take her to task on this, and which … forget… for various editorial reasons now ever more prevalent.


    • 46
      Toilets Maguire and Co says:

      Good God

      We are all at Wimbledon on expenses

      What do you take us for?

      Full -time hacks?


  24. 37
    albacore says:

    Ain’t it a shame that what she said weren’t true?
    It would save a few bob for me and you
    If caring Camo would keep his trap shut
    And stick his windmills where they’d best be put


  25. 39
    Lucyana Bugger says:

    Facts? I don’t need no stinking facts.

    I is here to do the propper ganda innit


  26. 42
    Philip Hollowskull says:

    Harness Lucrezia’s Bergers’s talents for the public good! Build cigarette-fuelled power stations!


  27. 44
    Ed Milliband says:

    I propose we cut Britain’s carbon emissions by increasing the population 10% every decade.


  28. 48
    A packet of salt 'n vinegar crisps please says:

    Berger is a smoke screen for the real story this morning.

    Coulson and Brooks have been doing a Huhne and trying to get charges against them thrown out on a technicality on the quiet.

    Well it hasn’t worked thanks to good old Igor.

    Roll on September.


    • 57
      Another set of bent lawyers says:


      We thought we could do it on the quiet (under cover oft he D Notice)

      We’ve been rumbled

      And we have too many bankers to defend to save them in September…


    • 68
      Corkscrew Charlie Bookies says:

      Digger didn’t pay for any appeal for me

      Is he discriminating against Old Etonians?


  29. 56
    ukresearch says:

    This seems to be a last refuge of the flat earthers (aka climate change deniers).


    • 67
      Berger's big nose says:

      I don’t think many are denying global warming (it has got a load colder in the last 15 years), just that it is not man made.


    • 80
      Taxing fresh air used to be a joke,not any fucking more says:

      I’ll take climate change seriously when you lot acknowledge that trying to cut Britain’s carbon emissions while increasing the population exponentially through immigration ain’t going to fucking work.


  30. 58
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    This is simply sloppy Mping by a sloppy MP.

    People who voted her into power should be surcharged on their tax returns.

    She is simply incompetent.

    Any idiot these days knows you say nothing without confirming it in advance and doing google and yahoo searches to boot.


  31. 60
    Integrity trail says:

    Climate change is also known as the four seasons, day & night, caused by the earth’s movement in relation to the sun.

    The sun is the reason for climate change.

    Green is slang meaning cash.


  32. 64
    graham smith says:

    Call me cynical but we are informed today that the lights are going out.Yesterday we were informed that fracking could supply our energy needs for decades.No-one likes fracking but if the hope that it may help the desperate tories out of their present difficulties and puts them back in govt without them pesky Glibberals I wouldnt want to be an anti-fracker.


    • 103
      Clark from Smallville says:

      Lets get this right shall we.

      Blair ( probably after a bit too much EU pop for which we will have paid) signed us up to a 20% renewable energy target by 2020.

      This was smoothed out to a figure of 10% by 2010.

      When Blair left he was close to 5%.

      Last year (2012) with his heir apparent in charge the figure had dropped to 4%.

      Talk about fracking saving the day is cobblers. It is not never has been and never will be renewable energy.

      The real questions are why are we so far away from renewable targets, what is being done to get back on track ,who has been sacked over the failures and why are we being warned to expect power cuts in years to come when our fuel bills are going through the roof.

      Backsides need to be kicked and kicked hard.


  33. 65
    Berger with lies says:

    Has she still got her £5000 personalised number plate?


  34. 72
    • 81
      Bill Shankly says:

      This is good news

      We must support Jake in winning back Liverpool for the ‘Pudlians…

      They deserve it…


  35. 76
    bergen says:

    If the lights go out at least we have someone to blame- Ed Milliband, Brown’s “Energy and Climate Change” Minister who got us into this mess. No doubt this will be another open goal the coalition manage to miss.


  36. 83
    Romany Blythe's saggy left tit says:

    Global temperatures were far higher during the dinosaur era than they are now. Why do people think reptiles flourished. I suppose the dinosaurs were making far too many carbon emissions themselves eh.

    The last ice age wasn’t exactly man made either.

    Man made climate change is the most despicable lie peddled to screw people out of yet more money.


  37. 84
    Polly Tonybee's Butt Plug says:

    I’d like nothing more than to fork out shit loads of money to a frog company so I can keep warm at night. The UK energy situation is a complete fucking fracking mess and and I want to be taxed to the hilt for government indecision and incompetence. Shove that up yer nose, bitch.


  38. 87
    A nincumpoop says:

    I’m looking at the photo of Luciana. In what way is she ‘totty’?


  39. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Tattainger champagne brand tainted by their association with FIFA.


  40. 92
    Hit with Ugly Stick says:

    nice nose


  41. 98
    Anonymous says:

    She’s a Co-op MP Good with lies


  42. 100
    ukresearch says:

    re: ”I’ll take climate change seriously when you lot acknowledge that trying to cut Britain’s carbon emissions while increasing the population exponentially through immigration ain’t going to fucking work.”

    Who is ‘you lot’ I wonder? Trying to link immigration to man mad climate change does make sense on a per country basis (if we have more people we are likely to consume more energy and have more CO2 emissions) but not in a global sense because people would still be using energy wherever they lived. Possibly it increases air travel as immigrants go home to visit family etc but not really the biggest issue re emissions.

    The flat earthers would also seem to be misogynists judging by the number of comments on Luciana Berger’s appearance. Would those commenting like to publish pictures of themselves and we can all comment on how lovely (or not) they are.


    • 104
      Long John Silver's parrot says:

      Her looks are irrelevant.

      Her abilities as an MP are lacking that is what needs to be addressed.


    • 123
      Tom Catesby says:

      We would save many airmiles and reduce CO2 emissions by flying lots of immigrants to their families with a one way ticket.


  43. 101

    I would not fuck her with any of yours. Ugly bint.


  44. 102
    Polly Tonybee's Butt Plug says:

    And if I want millions more neighbours flying into the country via a new or massively expanded airport from God knows where, I’ll let you and your climate change buddies nose. OK?


  45. 107

    Keep on fracking and watch out for Polar Bears.


  46. 108
    eadav says:

    Hopefully Luciana will learn the lesson of getting your headline right.

    The headline was perfectly ‘right’. Her purpose is to persuade not to inform and the mass read only the headline. It’s called democracy.


    • 119
      Gary Bloke says:

      Of course, the writer of a piece does not do the headline. That’s one for the subs, which is something that appeared to come as a surprise to Sir Brian Leveson during his inquiry.


  47. 112
    Four Eyed English Genius says:

    Socialist harridan lies and talks bollocks. Shock horror!


  48. 115
    Jimmy Durante says:

    There’s my girl! With a schnozzola like that she’ll be able to brown nose her way to the top no problem.


  49. 117
    Graham says:

    First we had ‘global warming’ , then ‘climate change’. Why not call it ‘ a load of fucking Huhne-type bollocks ‘? A much better and honest description.


  50. 122
    Tom Catesby says:

    Save energy.. Engage brain before mouth!


  51. 124

    The Green Deal does not seem to be fairing too well either.

    Four customers have signed up so far!



  52. 125
    Diane's so solid crew says:

    This little girl on the make has had more pricks in Westminster than the members bar dartboard. Think her and Sally Bercow are in competition.

    Personally I wouldn’t go near it with Guido’s…..


  53. 126
    Anonymous says:

    The nose knows.


  54. 127
    Raptor says:

    “The real questions are, why are we so far away from renewable targets …”
    (Moron Number 103, above)

    The real answers are: because the renewable targets were invented by the EU in 2004, were signed up to by Blair in his pursuit of the EU presidency, and are completely unattainable, unnecessary, and stupid.


  55. 129
    English Heretic says:

    You have to wonder how we (collectively) are stupid enough to elect people like Berger (Huhne, Davey, Yeo) to lecture us about ‘Climate Change’ when the climate does nothing but change, ever since there was a climate. We may as well vote for the real monster raving loonies, they couldn’t do worse. Writing this while we still have electricity…..this is by no means certain in 2 or 3 years time….eco-fascists have a lot to answer for.


  56. 131
    Dim posh bird watch says:

    I heard Berger talking pish on tv the other day and thought to myself, christ these posh birds are dim as fuck.


  57. 132
    David Cameron says:

    Climate change doesn’t exist

    I just pretend it does in order to distract attention from my just obeying orders government and jobcentre advisors sanctioning people who have been made redundant while giving billions to India


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