June 26th, 2013

Seriously Selous?


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    Lean times all round!

  2. 2
    Chav says:

    I spake english very better.

  3. 3
    Tom Fatson says:

    I’m lean.

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  5. 5
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    Kettle. Pot. Black?

  6. 6
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am making a fruit bowl from dried bogey

  7. 7
    Duty sub-ed says:


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    V1le Labour trashed my Country says:

    I take it you don’t mean your body fat? I’m feeling really enriched and overjoyed in my super diverse multicultural shithouse of a Country and eagerly anticipating 10 million more lovely immigrants.

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    disgusted grange over sands says:

    What about Welsh Scots and Irish only speakers ??

    Can we now get rid of Welsh versions of ‘forms and road signs.

  10. 10
    Unfortunately says:

    Most of the posters on here exhibit serious problems in the spelling department.
    And as for the punctuation…

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    a non says:

    Probably meats all Conservative expectations.

  12. 12
    Labour Loser says:

    He can not be Selous.

  13. 13
    In praise of ugly. says:

    too much emphasis on prim and proper.
    we need to be 4hugly,
    …..Hug a ugly today.
    it is a dare.

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    Chewie says:

    OMG a typo!

  15. 15
    Mike Hunt says:

    Curse you typographical error.
    (checks typing to ensure none present here).

  16. 16
    Free Ganglia says:

    Vote UKIP.

  17. 17
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    What really matters is if they actually VOTE English come election time.
    You can publish all sorts of polls that have people leaning one way or the other, but “there’s only one poll that really counts,” as they say…

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    Ageing Flare says:

    Vote UKIP.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Probably meats all Conservative expectations.”

    Meats them, or beats them.
    Or beats the meat.
    Or something.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s obviously a typo & the real criticism of him is that he did not check it prior to clicking the “send” button.
    Sloppy performance.

  21. 21
    Butch Dave says:

    all this talk of tory bum boys being nicked for raping little boys in guest houses reminds me, what’s caught in Gideon’s throat? is it Jeremy Hunt’s cock? two timing tart!

  22. 22
    albacore says:

    But from whence will they recruit the English testers?
    Knowing our glorious governmental jesters
    So as to be truly politically right
    They’ll choose a few migrants from the first inward flight

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    Finger Algae says:

    Vote UKIP

  24. 24
    Greychatter says:

    Educated under New Labour?

    Hopefully Michael Gove will make a difference to the current generation’s ability to communicate.

  25. 25
    The Chumocracy says:

    Eton mess!

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    Ed Balls MP says:

    Yeah, I know.

    Don’t you just hate it when something like that happens?

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    Libertarians are self centred lonely people says:

    Sound just like passport control at Heathrow i.e. the league of nations!

    Isn’t it strange…that when you travel abroad, nearly all the foreigners that you meet speak pretty good English.

    Yet most of the immigrants that come here can’t speak a word of English.

    Funny old world eh!

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    The office of Sarah and Gordon Brown says:

    I wish to apply for the position of Prime Minister of Australia.

    Usually people say ‘anyone but him!’

    But in this rare instance I could be an improvement.

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    Raving Loon says:

    I lean Spanish myself, but I usually keep my fetishes private.

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    A Reader says:

    Most of us don’t care what you think about our spelling because we aren’t professional trolls, scribes, spads or wonks.

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    Romanian Dinu says:

    Unde este bunastarea mea?

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    Eric Joyce says:

    I’m always leaning

  33. 33
    Battie Hattie says:

    It’s obviously a typo. More pettiness from Geedo

  34. 34
    Battie Hattie says:

    It’s gone to Pula.

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    Brown out & pay me damages. Respect my legal & privacy rights. says:

    The only people excluded from cuts are MPs. No cuts in salary or expenses. Why is that?

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    Robbie Hoodie says:

    Sorry, it is la Hippo’s day off – and Cath is still in Brussels.

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    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Kindly refrain from starting your sentences with a conjunction. That is all. You may go.

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    Burgers are bad for you says:

    Is that our starter for 10?

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    Sunny Jim says:

    Predictive text is a bastard, eh?

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    Mong Watch says:

    Perhaps lean English is new speak for mong-lish ?

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    John Tandy says:

    Cheap shot Guido! Love your blog but no need for this. Have sent many a short note to Mr Selous containing a misspelled word, when in my haste, I have neglected to spell check it and he has always been gentlemanly enough never to refer to my error, but instead, to address the subject in hand. Far be it from me to defend any Politician, but have to say he is an excellent Constituency MP, the occasional misspelled word or not!

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    Tom Catesby says:

    Talking about learning English to claim benefits, I heard yesterday that classes are currently available in Romania in how to make welfare claims here. Wouldn’t surprise me, but unconfirmed. Anybody else heard about this?

  43. 43
    Tom Catesby says:

    Hasn’t the Gov’t missed the point, again!?
    It’s not the language that’s the problem, it’s the claiming!

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    Selous ye noo says:

    We in the Selous Scouts only learn to track, not to spell.
    We are also very lean and do not eat burgers.

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    Lost in Pisa says:

    Leaning is an occupational habit.

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