June 25th, 2013

What a Difference Two Years Make


  1. 1
    BEA Vanguard says:

    WTF? Why does he have headphones; is he a pilot?

  2. 2
    sir bet alot says:

    he looks normal 2nd pic—-well done

  3. 3
    Hang The Bostards says:

    Give me a clue… who is this useless wanker ?

  4. 4

    Anuvver whistleblower wivout his whistle, innit?

  5. 5
    The World's Greatest Newspaper says:


  6. 6
    Yawn says:

    2011 to 2013 is two years not one.

    You can’t get away with that when there are so many pedants about…

  7. 7
    Swivel Eyed Loon says:

    Dunno mate. Is he on our side?

    Perhaps we should we ask Lord Ashcroft

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    2011 2012 2013. I make it 3 years.

  9. 9
    Speculator says:

    Maybe he has headphones in order to listen to music or other audio content, perhaps via a smartphone or other personal media device.

    I also suspect that he is wearing a scarf to keep his neck warm and has a cycle helmet to prevent cranial injury whilst riding a bicycle. To be confirmed…

  10. 10
    Anon...........& Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    is that a Star*Buc*ks Tax Free Coffee he has in his hand ??

  11. 11
    Call me Dave says:

    They are not headphones they are bullshit deflectors.

  12. 12
  13. 13
    A pedanr says:

    It could be 14 months – Dec 2011 to Jan 2013.

  14. 14
    Mystic Mike says:

    Fat boy gets coffee and doughnut! Is this news?

  15. 15
    Ed Milibland says:

    Is it Ed Balls?

  16. 16
    Curly says:

    Is this the draft for the next R&M cartoon? Nobody we know that’s for sure.

  17. 17
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:


    A Bangladesh war crimes court Monday ordered a British-based Muslim leader and a US citizen to be tried in absentia for the murder of 19 intellectuals during the 1971 independence war, prosecutors said

    Why are they here?

    Mueen-Uddin, 64, has held positions in a host of top Islamic organisations in his adopted homeland of Britain and was involved in setting up the Muslim Council of Britain – the largest umbrella group in the UK representing Muslims.

  18. 18
    CarryHole is a porcine homunculus says:

    If they raised business rates and lowered corp tax they might actually be able to get tax.

  19. 19
    YorkshireLad says:

    OK, who is it?

  20. 20
    Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

    Note well: Starbucks = another taker…

  21. 21
    Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

    Fatter and from starbucks and in Westminster circle. What do you want a 666 on his head?

  22. 22
    Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

    Mrs Robinson of Much Slurping who I knew in the war said a similar thing.

  23. 23
    Vote L/L/C for (as yet undeclared) expenses says:

    A picture paints a thousand words, you miss the change entirely, he might as well have been wearing a US flag and Homer Simpson donut.

  24. 24
    Stavros says:

    He’s put on weight too, probably tucking into too much taxpayer-funded food.

    Time to cut back on the Downing Street catering budget.

  25. 25
    Who? says:

    Whoever he is he ought not to spend so much time at the dinner table.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, you are scraping the barrel here. I have noticed your column has been light on content over the past few weeks, but this takes the biscuit !

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    He shouldnt eat doughnuts for brekkie.

  28. 28
    sir boffton toffton mp - what? says:

    quite right sir – then he wouldn’t feel sick in the street!

  29. 29
    All fur and no Nokias says:

    Is it Gordon Brown? Cannot remember the last time he was to be seen anywhere near Westminster.

  30. 30
    Some Random Prick says:

    Craig Oliver – No 10 press man.

  31. 31
    Hello says:

    Should we know this pleb?

  32. 32
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondelboys says:

    It’s not surprising that someone married to the babe-alicious Joanna Gosling should enjoy being shagged out of a morning!

  33. 33
    Mr Wright says:

    We should encourage more politicians to cycle wearing headphones.

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